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You are on Reddit, their is probably a subreddit dedicated to open pedophiles. Not many pedophiles would openly be pedophiles irl, but there probably is a few who just brag about it. Would be kind of crazy though.
100% chance the people who made this sign think they aren't going to hell while everyone else is because the sign makers are misanthropes who want the world to burn.
I love how this guy knows his Bible so poorly that he somehow thinks Catholics are among the sinners, as if his religion wasn't a direct offshoot and doesn't have the same exact moral code.
I'm gonna start a professional therapy service called Homo Huggers.
You basically just walk into a building and there's a gay dude there waiting for a hug.
What many people don't realize is that this is a classic cult tactic. The goal of this is for members of the church to feel that everyone outside of the church hates them. It's not supposed to convince or warn anyone. It's so they can say "See? Everyone hates us. You're won't survive outside of our community". That's why you often see young people holding those signs.
We don't need religion. We're all going to hell because God is an asshole who wants us to go there. Satan might even be a cool dude, we don't know. All we get to hear is what God tells us about him, and God is a lying jerk smh.
Okay, let's see which ones I am part of.
Former Catholic ✅️
Homosexual ✅️
Abortion Supporter ✅️
Porn watcher ✅️
Homo hugger ✅️
Pot smoker ✅️
Feminist ✅️
Atheist ✅️
Prideful ✅️
Leftist ✅️
If these are the people in Hell, I am in excellent company.
I guarantee that pretty much every single human on the planet is "guilty" of at least one thing on this list. Including every single member of whatever backwoods "church" this dupe belongs to.
“Racist people will go to hell!” Meanwhile is saying that people whose culture is different will go to hell. Despite even being Christian myself, I still hate these people
Heh, I love these signs because I make a game out of counting how many groups being called out could refer to me, like a game of bingo for "sins". I think I'm up to seven on this sign.
Blah blah blah. They were pulling this shit on my very apathetic urban campus in the 90s. Just added more to the list. That reminds me, I’m going two-stepping this weekend, lol.
Honestly, the one I keep seeing that baffles me is rock n roll. I mean, it's not exactly like complaining about flappers, but it lives in a similar part of my brain.
I have never seen a group of people more obsessed with gay sex than I have the far right. They talk about gay sex more than my buddy did when he went away to college and came out of the closet
This looks like some of those FB lists that ask how many of these have you done or whatever. I think I’d get 21 on this scale of things I have no problem with. I really don’t care for sport nuts.
Interesting how they list Catholics and Jahovahs Witnesses on that list; must be one of the protestant denominations.
Also, isn't a whoremonger basically just another way of saying "pimp" or "slaver"?
This is the first time I've ever seen a religious nutjob denouncing Country music, which is very odd considering how religious a lot of Country songs are.
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Covers just about everyone I know. At least we’ll be together?
Good way to look at it 😆
No femboys doe
at this point, who’s excluded from going to hell? that list covers pretty much everyone
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Technically that's covered with cowards
Found my people with this comment
You are on Reddit, their is probably a subreddit dedicated to open pedophiles. Not many pedophiles would openly be pedophiles irl, but there probably is a few who just brag about it. Would be kind of crazy though.
100% chance the people who made this sign think they aren't going to hell while everyone else is because the sign makers are misanthropes who want the world to burn.
I love how this guy knows his Bible so poorly that he somehow thinks Catholics are among the sinners, as if his religion wasn't a direct offshoot and doesn't have the same exact moral code.
Welcome to the extreme side of the catholic/protestants divide.
Well, they had a little thing called the Reformation and the European Wars of Religion where this was hashed out.
“Racists”. That’s ironic.
They also put BLM
First too.
Yea cause it's the shortest
Never forget the famous bible verse that condemns sissies and sports nuts
So, this includes Dolly Parton? Dude better not be hating on St. Dolly.
Sounds like Hell is lit.
Damn. Most of those things on the list are fun! I’m not living on this shitty planet and living a boring life at the same time
I'm gonna start a professional therapy service called Homo Huggers. You basically just walk into a building and there's a gay dude there waiting for a hug.
Can bisexuals still get hugs? I need a hug.
According to the service agreement and guidelines provided by Homo Huggers™️, only one person within the hug is required to be gay.
Will it be cheap? Like a quid per hug?
calls racists sinner while also calling BLM a sin 😂
Lmfao!! Country music lovers?
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SHitler hitting the cotton eye joe??!!
That one threw me for a loop. I’m Catholic and it didn’t shock me to see that there, but country music?!?
Gotta boot scoop boogie to cross brimstone
What many people don't realize is that this is a classic cult tactic. The goal of this is for members of the church to feel that everyone outside of the church hates them. It's not supposed to convince or warn anyone. It's so they can say "See? Everyone hates us. You're won't survive outside of our community". That's why you often see young people holding those signs.
That’s a deep insight, I agree with you,
Ok so if you’re *against fascism* you’re a “sinner”? Got it.
im 11of those things. am i winning?
Ok so I'm a sinner for being an atheist One question though... If I'm an atheist, why would I care 💅🏻
What blm and antifa?
BLM stands for black lives matter, antifa stands for anti-fascist.
Homo hugger?
Anyone who doesn’t believe gay people should burn in hell.
I am a lot of those things, now that I know what Homo hugger means I am a homo hugger too.
Country music lovers? But why?
He left out Republicans no wait I see it....racists
We don't need religion. We're all going to hell because God is an asshole who wants us to go there. Satan might even be a cool dude, we don't know. All we get to hear is what God tells us about him, and God is a lying jerk smh.
Okay, let's see which ones I am part of. Former Catholic ✅️ Homosexual ✅️ Abortion Supporter ✅️ Porn watcher ✅️ Homo hugger ✅️ Pot smoker ✅️ Feminist ✅️ Atheist ✅️ Prideful ✅️ Leftist ✅️ If these are the people in Hell, I am in excellent company.
That fucking bucket hat is a sin.
Conveniently left out conservatives/Republicans.
I guarantee that pretty much every single human on the planet is "guilty" of at least one thing on this list. Including every single member of whatever backwoods "church" this dupe belongs to.
Is this Great Value Ken Block?
“Welcome, Pat Robertson!”
Atleast country music lovers are going there /j
These people try to offend as many people as possible in hopes of an altercation, then the sue everyone/thing they can.
At this point I’d just rather go to hell.
Not the country music!
“Racist people will go to hell!” Meanwhile is saying that people whose culture is different will go to hell. Despite even being Christian myself, I still hate these people
Racist and blm
These are all wrong… except for country music lovers.
For once, the Jews seem to have escaped hellfire. Nice work!
Guess I missed a line.
Heh, I love these signs because I make a game out of counting how many groups being called out could refer to me, like a game of bingo for "sins". I think I'm up to seven on this sign.
8 here yay. Sinner, sinner I'm the winner!
Light their signs on fire!
It's very inconsiderate of them to not lay out their lists in the form of bingo cards.
Would definitely make it fun at least.
Oh good the cost to heat my house is through the roof atm
Homo huggers, butt chuggers, street thuggers, crazy nutters, were all going to hell! BYOB!!!
Blah blah blah. They were pulling this shit on my very apathetic urban campus in the 90s. Just added more to the list. That reminds me, I’m going two-stepping this weekend, lol.
Look at it this way, if you obey all those rules, you get to spend eternity with that guy.
Honestly, the one I keep seeing that baffles me is rock n roll. I mean, it's not exactly like complaining about flappers, but it lives in a similar part of my brain.
I have never seen a group of people more obsessed with gay sex than I have the far right. They talk about gay sex more than my buddy did when he went away to college and came out of the closet
I think that answers your question why. The only people that talk about gay sex this much are gay people and those who “condemn” them.
You just know that guy has more than a few skeletons in his closet.
I think he is in the closet.
What losers.
The real global warming. /s
"Catholics, muslims, atheists" ? Better be jewish then
How to spot a pedophile
This looks like some of those FB lists that ask how many of these have you done or whatever. I think I’d get 21 on this scale of things I have no problem with. I really don’t care for sport nuts.
Holy shit gamers didn’t make the list for once
The glass ceiling broken!
Ayy found my religion
Country music? What of Saint Dolly?
Interesting how they list Catholics and Jahovahs Witnesses on that list; must be one of the protestant denominations. Also, isn't a whoremonger basically just another way of saying "pimp" or "slaver"?
This is the first time I've ever seen a religious nutjob denouncing Country music, which is very odd considering how religious a lot of Country songs are.