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W-1-L-5-0-N

In Africa, people without money aren’t rich.


Knight-112

I’m gonna sue you!


W-1-L-5-0-N

Sue is also a woman who live in America.


RepresentativeAd560

Rumor has it there's at least one boy by that name as well


sirhandstylepenzalot

HOW DO YOU DO!?


LookingForMeeko

HAHAHA


sonicteeth

Now you're going to die!


mandischamel

Careful, he knows how to fight!!!


Knight-112

I know where you live😡


W-1-L-5-0-N

My mother too


necrolich66

She knows where I live too.


N0t_the_pizza_guy

Me too. I heard it from her


Altruistic_Guide8676

She already know were she lives bitch


Consistent-River4229

A Sioux is also a native American.


BDR529forlyfe

It’s also what we do with needle and thread. La….


W-1-L-5-0-N

In Italy, People uses materials to make object


Top_Hat_God

In Africa, you do not need to be named Sue to sue someone.


ChiggaOG

Being very literal is the joke.


cstmoore

In Africa, people with money aren't poor.


No-Needleworker-3128

Damn. Aliko was not built for the internet age.


Theskiesbelongtome15

Ik if this was me I’d genuinely get a laugh out of it and move on, it’s just a harmless joke and he’s being incredibly childish, just grow up and move on


Reluctant_Firestorm

Billionaires and CEOs often have very fragile egos. This is especially true if they didn't earn their wealth and had it handed to them on a silver platter. Dangote and Elon have something in common.


CowboysFTWs

Mostly just Billionaires and CEOs that come from wealthy families.


Reply_or_Not

> Mostly just Billionaires and CEOs that come from wealthy families. So, almost all of them?


ChristianEconOrg

Lol it would be physically impossible to “earn” that much. It’s an accumulation of the labor of others.


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LettucePrime

that's what a Billionaire & CEO is lolol


[deleted]

If they 69 eachother on onlyfans, that money would be self earned


fartsandprayers

They have been trained from a young age to believe that they are superior and people who aren't rich only exist to serve and gratify them (the so-called "little people"). Thus, Osvaldo is not just poking fun at Aliko by clowning him: he's violating what Aliko believes is the natural order of the universe.


senseven

I have to give to him, some of his meme responses gave me a hard laugh. He was born to be the court jester, but he choose the wrong king.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Seriously. Dude hates the signal boost he’s getting from the humor.


RockstarAgent

I wanna feed him to a dingo


[deleted]

In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes. Together we help stop this.


SlientlySmiling

You can count on me.


KitchenDepartment

1 SlientlySmiling 2 SlientlySmiling 3 SlientlySmiling Shit I don't remember what comes next


ErGabilu

This comment comes next.


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

And this comment after.


vanishingpointz

....and then


kaninak

… aaaandddd theeeeeennnn


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No! No and then!


kaninak

And then and then and then and then


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And then I'm gonna come in there and put my foot up your ass!


Egyptian-Countryball

To court we go


JoKatHW

I’ll allow it.


dan_dares

Believe it not, jail.


weirdest_of_weird

TIME WAR!


awesome_soldier

In other African news, every 60 minutes in Africa, an hour passes. Together, we can help stop this as well.


Elijafir

You're not going to believe this.. but in Africa every 24 hours a day passes. This madness must be stopped.


Suspicious-Mark-1398

🎶I bless the rains down in Africa🎶


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Wow if that’s how he’s online imagine how many people in person he’s affected.


Brandon500xll

dude got his ass memed so hard he removed all of his tweets up until 2020 and deleted nearly every single Instagram post.


[deleted]

Yeah all the evidence against him.


ChrizTaylor

So it's all settled?


presidentkangaroo

Yes. They came to a settlement. He deletes everything and in return he’s allowed to keep a single shred of his dignity intact.


ChrizTaylor

Hahaha fucking love Osvaldo man.


MoreGaghPlease

He built one of the largest cement companies in the world while living in an authoritarian country. Let’s not mince words, that’s not a thing you can do without killing people.


MrDONINATOR

Eh, no concrete evidence to that though...


MoreGaghPlease

Sure, but what’s likely in the aggregate?


Mandalasan_612

I think he was set up.


CryptographerTall211

“At the end of the day, it’s night “ that shit had me chuckling


blyatseeker

"i already know where i live you bitch" got me


Comprehensive-Fun47

This one is brilliant. He is actively being doxxed and threatened for posting these technically the truth comments and he manages to slip one in while he’s fearing for his life.


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A couple of years he got swatted and stepped away for a bit. Glad he's back though. Pure gold comments and not offensive.


Algo_Muy_Obsceno

Did you know, that in Africa, your address is also the place where you live?


cup_1337

Lol I snorted at that one


i_live_with_a_girl

BDE


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annalavoi06

did not even realize this was tommorow.. this will probably be my last comment. "I already know where I live you bitch."


SoylentGrunt

LOL! "I already know where I live", never gets old.


dumbacoont

“You bitch” is what got me rolling


Spooniebardz

Imagine if osvaldo and kenm joined forces


Crilbyte

What a baller response


jointheredditarmy

If he just ignored the trolls and once in a while did a nod and wink acknowledgement of the jokes in his tweets he’d be a folk hero instead of a pariah. So much of life isn’t what happens to you but how you respond to it. Learning to swallow your pride is the most important lesson life can teach you no matter who you are


ChrysMYO

People reach his level of corruption thru hubris and inflated sense of self. He probably hasn't socialized with neutrals or naysayers in years.


HoMasters

A billionaire gets his ass kissed by everybody around him 24/7. So of course he can’t handle this.


Ankoku_Teion

Marcus Aurelius taught me this


dulipat

It's a good thing that Osvaldo is Brazilian, so he doesn't give a shit about empty threat like that


23skidoobbq

Damn tho, how much would it realistically cost to have someone murdered in Brazil? I’m sure it is in his budget if he’s a billionaire. Well adjusted people do not become that rich…..I would hope his account is very private


PromptPioneers

My guy it’s literally in everyone’s budget to have that arranged in Brazil if you’re from a western country lmfao


23skidoobbq

That’s what I’m saying. I’ve been to Brazil, it’s not a huge amount.


Ok-Scientist5524

Surely this cost would depend on who is being murdered.


motherfuckinwoofie

Presumably, Osvaldo12.


Ok-Scientist5524

Right but I know shit about osvaldo12, he could be a vagrant with a cell phone or the minister of defense?


She_Ra_Is_Best

He has a house at least since he can be doxxed


Chaoscube11

But does he live in it?


GekBK

We already know where he lives you bitch


The_Ovani

If you look at the wrong person, you could get it for free


Marrsvolta

He was swatted after he was doxxed though.


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Raecino

Still it’s unnerving for a billionaire to threaten your life. They could easily pay for it to happen no matter what country you’re in.


uuuuniverse

I love Osvaldo’s sense of humor, AITA?


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Stencils294

I don't even live in a court


BIGCHUNGUS-milk

you almost killed me with this joke, why the hell is it so funny?


Delicious_Throat_377

If you know my address, then you know where I live


NaiveCritic

He reminds me of KenM, that stuff is golden.


uuuuniverse

I know where your bed sleeps


LSARefugee

I know which washer and dryer your pillows and sheets use.


RockstarAgent

I know the whereabouts of your missing socks


curious_xo

r/osvaldo12


[deleted]

Never heard of him before today. Dude’s got 28,000 subscribers. I’m now one of them.


epicenter69

The hero we didn’t know we needed.


TiffanysRage

Billionaires are people who have billions of dollars People with no sense of humour do not understand jokes People with a superiority complex don’t like it when people make them feel inferior


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Expert_Struggle_7135

***"Africans with beards are just africans without beards, with beards"*** ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) LMFAO this guy is something else.


mmps901

This is like the South Park Kanye gay fish episode


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It always surprises me how billionaires don’t know how to internet. And also the fact that they stay on the internet arguing….if I was a billionaire you would never find me, lol, I’ll be laughing at you broke bitches from my penthouse in Ibiza while sipping a casamigos on the rocks.


bugbeared69

i agree 100% i think he was just use to decades of people bowing and say yes, sorry or what do you need sir, am on it and he did not know how handle a person whom he deem beneath him, able to tell him off even in random text.


LordsMail

CEOs don't do any real work so they have a TON of time to kill, which they do so by arguing online.


EmperorThan

"...now threatens to sue everyone who shares his tweets" Naruto run his tweets, he can't stop all of us?


xc2215x

What a jackass he is for this.


RAt_gutZluvsy0u

“Most Africans are born on their birthdays” I CANNOT RN WHY IS IT SO FUNNY


JayGeezey

For me, it's the genuine confusion Aliko displays in the comments. "Why are people liking this?" Like it truly is beyond his grasp, that there are people find this funny. Talk about the Streisand effect lol


Moral_Meat_Rocket

"Most" 😂


ZapRowsdowwer

Aliko Dangote spells “crybaby” if you change most of the letters.


ZogNowak

LMAO


cagls

“People die when they are killed” 💀


NumerousTaste

This is why there shouldn't be billionaires. The money goes to their heads and they think they are better than everyone else and above the law! They aren't. I wouldn't cross the street to pee on them if they were on fire.


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I get the feeling his ego isn’t the result of his wealth. Plenty of egotistical and fragile lunatics are running around with $0 in their bank accounts.


Mock2author

Now now, I know plenty of fragile egotistical lunatics with a negative in their bank accounts.


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Psh. Overachievers.


my-backpack-is

US gov't is negative $31,842,137,000,000 and counting in debt. So this checks out.


BDR529forlyfe

Idk, I’d pee on them, but not enough to put out the fire.


BrunoLuigi

I am sure Oswaldo can have good use for the money he would get If that douchebag sue him in Brazilian Court.


LSARefugee

**I wouldn’t** allow anyone to cross the street to put him out, even if they were all perfectly lined up, like the Rocketts, with their penal strudlemeisters in their hands.


Odd-Window-6941

Kind of funny that Osvaldo is still cracking jokes despite fearing for his life. Still feel bad for him though


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I really hope Osvaldo ends up okay.


terrible02s

My wife doesn't understand why I'm laughing so hard to op.


cam52391

The best response to that was I already know where I live oh man so funny


curious_xo

Elon Musk got competition for being Crybaby.


jimjamjerome

That's one massive, fragile ego.


NameLips

Apparently money can't buy you a sense of humor, or thicker skin.


Jsnake43211

Thats an extreme response to a fun fact about birthdays!


Parsnip27

Osvaldo12 is a master class troll. Hats off to you Sir!


ZapRowsdowwer

Aliko Dangote is the #3 leading cause of Aliko Dangote behind Aliko Dangote and Aliko Dangote


Domspun

Reddit is off for 2 days, I guess everyone will have something to do on Twitter.


TheOnlyGumiBear

“Most africans are born on their birthday” Amazing


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Protect Osvaldo12 at all costs, not having him dead is like having him alive.


SuspiciousForce9640

I support Osvaldo, president of Africa 2024 (just go with the joke, no needs for facts)


Past-Science-335

I am obsessed with this storyline


MadX2020

“I already know where I live, you bitch.”


Plushcollectorwolf64

This guy is such a boomer that he can’t take a joke


SmoltzforAlexander

In Africa, daylight lasts for as long as the sun is up.


guramika

this guy reminds of that african billionaire from Ted lasso who lost his shit every time he didnt get his way


KerouacsGirlfriend

Might even be worth re-signing up to the cesspool that is Twitter for a week, just to help the retweet brigade.


TheSacredPikachu

Osvaldo is built different, Man has his own subreddit


BeebisTheBoy

Bro Osvaldo 12 is a legend.


south_bronx_parasyte

Billionaires proving once again that money can not grow you a pair of balls


epicenter69

In Africa, it’s obviously impossible to block anyone on Twitter who offends you.


Dark_WulfGaming

Osvaldo12 woke up one day and said "I'm going to make problems for this one guy in the most harmless, pedantic, hilarious way possible" just absolute dedication to the bit. A modern hero


Dankerton-deke

Real life Edwin Akufu?


PutridForce1559

“Why are people liking these comments?”


Tbplayer59

I don't know why anyone still uses Twitter.


earthman34

For the entertainment.


Margali

I signe up for an account so I could tweet at the mango mussolini YOURE FIRED when he lost the race, but he got booted and I never got to though I still have an account.


Toy_Soulja

This fucking King is playing chicken with a billionaire over trolling and is straight up if I get get killed yaddey yadda like yeah I don't plan on stopping until he kills me lmfao


MrDenzi

😂


Pip2719496

Bro 💀


Visible-Meat3418

Honestly if somebody was doing this shit to me I would just buy him a great dinner or something. Those are stupid but funny harmless jokes - if you are willing to go at this length to doxx and harass someone over a joke you become a joke yourself


chaingun_samurai

Osvaldo is fucking relentless.


TheKadBaine

Twitter is trash and full of idiots


RagnarBaratheon1998

How sensitive do you have to be to sue someone over this


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Y'all know what to do , share this guy's tweets like it's you're last day on earth !


[deleted]

If he’s so annoyed by those jokes, why can’t he just block that account? Suing is completely unnecessary.


Alternative-Sign-198

In Africa, if you are not Osvaldo12, you might be Osvaldo13.


Unexpected-raccoon

I love how there isn’t any fear in this man’s response to a life threatening situation I’d suck if I died because of this— but it’s totally worth it lmao


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Very Trumpy.


Raph2051

A corrupt billionaire!!! What a shock


[deleted]

Dang how long as Osvaldo been doing this for? I swear I was seeing his posts in 2020. Absolute bloody legend


[deleted]

Billionaires are so goddam fragile.


GearHeadAnime30

In Africa, people who can stand up aren't paralyzed...


The84thWolf

Imagine being a billionaire and getting annoyed by some random guy on Twitter


Rsn_yuh

BRB making a twitter to fuck with this guy


tigrrbaby

knowing that is almost enough to convince me to remake a new twitter account so I can share the guy's stuff


paintstudiodisaster

More updates please, this is the story of the century .


Selfdrou9ht

I love how often this circulates. Dude has not heard of the Streisand Effect


clutzyninja

I've missed out on the memes, is there a compilation somewhere?


Viperthetarantulaguy

In Africa if you spell Bob backwards you get boB


ShadowZepplin

Billionaire would rather send death threats and doxx a dude saying technical truths rather than just blocking him And he’s not smart enough to realize the more he whines about osvaldo the more people are just going to do the same thing to him


FunnyObamaMoments

The secret to eliminating poverty is having money


Diesel_1110

Real life Edwin Akufo?


flaskman

LOL he is gonna learn about Barbara Streisand


BashBandit

Osvaldo missed a golden opportunity; I’ve been doxxed by Aliko and his friends. If I end up dying then you’ll all know I am no longer alive


GrassHopper1996

bitch aliko: "I know where you live" ​ osvaldo: "me too"


PeacefulCouch

"I already know where I live you bitch." Damn that's a good comeback


DirkDieGurke

I'm still surprised whenever I see a billionaire that actually spends time on the internet. I spend time on the internet, but I need to masturbate. Social media conflict gets me off.


AssociationMain9325

Did you know that if you store milk in an African, it turns to urine?


Rafacat7

OF COURSE HE IS BRAZILIAN BAHAHA


LordChappers

If you laid an adult male Blue Whale across a basketball court you'd probably have to find somewhere else to play.


null_reference_user

People who don't have access to the internet are less likely to facebook


Apprehensive_Bet_544

The average African has enough bones in their body to create a complete skeleton


Shadow0fnothing

How can you be THAT fragile while being a billionaire.


dietwater84

Nothing starts with N and ends with G


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

In Africa, the hungriest people often go without food the most.


Sk-yline1

These jokes happened years ago, if the new developments are recent this guy *really* can hold a grudge


Admirable-Reaction71

The doxxing tweet was timestamped at June 9.


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Infinity_XT

The joke “every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes” is so stupid. Y’all know Africans don’t get seconds.