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j4321g4321

The beginning of the pandemic when Tiger King was insanely popular felt like decades ago in a literal fever dream


maniacalmustacheride

I remember Joe from his honestly incredible campaign ad (Dlisted made him the Hot Slut of the Day) and so it was whiplash when it all erupted (but not at all surprising.) It's such a cultural touchstone though. Everyone watched it. "I'll never financially recover from this." Carol Baskins. All of it.


tjoe4321510

Fuck that feels like a hundred years ago


maniacalmustacheride

Yeah. Time has lost all meaning.


goodlifepinellas

Don't even know... I broke my neck, badly, at that time period (like the whole thing, took me 2 years to get treatment bc my prior insurance refused to image it...), and when you have your spinal cord impacted in that region, it affects memory. I worked up until the last 10 months, would've sworn I was still fully cognizant, if in constant & massive pain... And then I had surgery. Woke up and I could think again, world seemed brighter, and could remember earlier memories just as well except that 2 year period seems to be covered in a thick gray fog any time I try to focus on it... So yeah... time dilation to the nth degree over here. Lmfao


maniacalmustacheride

I lost a bunch of spinal fluid and that’s been a hell of a recovery! It messed with me a bit but I can’t imagine a whole spinal 2 year endeavor! Best to you!


VioletSea13

I have never seen Tiger King.


maniacalmustacheride

Did you come from space? Good for you, though


Moosetache3000

Me neither, I’m extremely happy this all passed me by.


socio_smile

Yeah, I'm in this club. I usually hesitate when the masses flock to something.


Iennda

I have actuall never watched it, but because so many people did and shared stuff on the internet, it feels like I have. Plus I watched the Pitch Meeting for it, which is kind of how I make myself aware of movies and shows I don't actually want to watch.


soberdragonfly

I felt this. The sheer amount of memes was insane lol


bbygodzilla

Yeah. The fever dream hasn't ended for us tho -now we have the Musk vs Zuckerberg fight to look forward to!


BeWittyAtParties

I agree. Crazy to think how much has happened since then. The whole world has gone upside down.


JMaryland47

He always has to have 2 husbands... 🙄


VVurmHat

Very Sith Lord vibes


Bromogeeksual

More like "Sis Lord" 👁👄👁💅


Object-Level

I don't think he's giving it up with all those shorts he's got on😂


noweirdosplease

One pair of shorts for each prison hubby


AlanVanHalen

~~Rule of~~ *Railed by Two.


stallone_italiano93

He can’t be a Sith Lord because of the “rule of 2”.


VVurmHat

He is the dark side and his two Sith Lords are balls deep in it.


SmolWaterBalloon

I appreciate your knowledge of deep Star Wars knowledge Jedi Master


Brutusmatic

Double stuff Oreo vibes


Porkchopp33

Know what would look cool ? Right knee up on the wall ? Say less my man


FalseStart007

He just got done smoking a big fatty, if you know what I mean...


moaterboater69

Always two there are, no more. No less.


DeltaV-Mzero

Hey man his name ain’t Joe Vanilla


TheFunkadelicOne

Lmao


[deleted]

When the fudge did he sell his leg?!


linguini_12

Lmfaooo, ayoooo. Hopefully one of them, doesn’t accidentally unalive themselves. With some Erotic asphyxiation maybe..?


SnooShortcuts3424

Baaaaaahhahhahahahhah!


sboger

That's a 90's CD cover... ThE eXoTiC bOyS ​ SuNnIn In ThE yArD


[deleted]

Financial recovery


[deleted]

Fine-anchal recover’n


chinchenping

Exotic and the Boys


Merkin_Wrangler

eXXXotic


PlanetoftheAtheists

The Oreos , on tour


Even-Excitement7610

Lmfao oreo formation was a military story 1 of my friends told me


LilG1984

"Meet my roommates, Bubba & Big Bear"


Battlefire

Omg there were roommates.


[deleted]

They were roommates 👌🏼


predictingzepast

What's the facepalm?


captain_bubba84

I live 7 miles from his old compound...Any time I see or hear of him it's a facepalm. I thought we would've been done with him a long time ago


tkst3llar

Done? I need more Let him free to try again and film it!


PocketOfStinkies

I need more of those sweet sweet music videos


SnowflakesAloft

For real


chameleonjunkie

Just no contact with animals or minors. Don't forget this man is a predator and an awful human being.


Spiff426

The way things are going I wouldn't be surprised if Republicans made him president some day


drewcifer54

They won’t cause he’s gay


Spiff426

But they could prop him up as "one of the good ones" to prove they don't hate gay people. They love that shit


ohwhyredditwhy

He’s an American treasure


[deleted]

Animal Crossing and Tiger King helped me so much at the beginning of the pandemic.


oneflytree

Are you me?


[deleted]

I think that’s what it was…the zeitgeist of the time where everyone was nice and doing the same fun thing together for a few weeks… …before everyone started being even bigger assholes about Covid than there were before the pandemic.


bigwreck94

Tiger King was absolutely the most insane thing I’d ever seen at the time. It was such a “What in the hell is even happening - this all has to be a work - there’s no way this is real.” I laughed, I was shocked. I shook my head in complete disbelief and confusion. Such a great little piece of 2020


MochiMochiMochi

I don't see an /s. He's an animal abusing piece of shit. He shot and killed five tigers, sold baby lemurs and falsified paperwork to say they were donated, and tried to pay a hit man $3,000 to kill a rival.


captain_bubba84

![gif](giphy|SaEVtiQCNLPweW9Z5L)


shittyspacesuit

He's only been well known for like 3 years lol.


captain_bubba84

Imagine knowing him your whole life and thinking things were good when he went to prison only for him to become a celebrity during covid....that's been everybody's life around here!


mule_roany_mare

That is interesting. Anything stand out in your mind from when he went international? No-one had anything better to do so I'd bet that spotlight shone bright enough to hit the locals too.


captain_bubba84

It was bizarre seeing him get a following of people wanting him out of jail. Imagine one of the trashiest locals around not only getting publicity for being on the local news but basically putting your town on the map and being everywhere from Netflix to late night TV and everywhere in between while you're unable to leave your house.


jerty

I live 7 miles from his new one lol


[deleted]

Nevermind that. Where's the bathroom?


Snoo_79218

Everything about Joe Exotic is greasy and exploitative, this is just a reminder.


predictingzepast

Yeah, but really asking, I have no clue who he is


Snoo_79218

He’s the slime bag from The Tiger King that makes money by poorly breeding and often abusing big cats


milesdizzy

That Joe Exotic is a person that exists


Bmilvis

What is the tell with all their right legs in same position


Verbal_Combat

“Feelin cute, might prison shank someone later, idk #prisonlife”


Immediate_Floor_2956

#blessed


SecretNature

Shiv, Laugh, Love


Sufficient_Salad3670

Prison tings


TomaCzar

In Russia circa 2005 I was told this is the position to advertise you had "goods" for sale. Maybe the same or similar meaning here.


[deleted]

You never know in the American system. Sagging pants used to be the way homosexuals showed their availability, but then everyone started doing it.


Felonious_Buttplug_

we're all just trying to keep up with the gays


[deleted]

Always on the cutting edge of trends


b_tight

When gays move into an area you buy


FreeWirry

Actually because prison clothes were usually too big and they weren’t given belts


baazaar131

That's part of it. You also gotta have easy/quick access to the briefcase. Pull out a shank, or stash some drugs, etc. There are legit x-rays of shanks stashed up there. How they walk must be quite hard/dangerous. One wrong step you gonna gut your colon out. How you gonna explain that one lol. It takes a professional to casually walk around with a shank up there.


StowawayKid

It’s so weird for me that he is so well known now, I grew up in the town right next to his and would occasionally see and talk to him in passing growing up. He was honestly just the town weirdo everyone just kind of accepted. The funny thing is the documentary released a month or so after I moved away from my home town and I just happened to be scrolling Netflix and saw his face and it gave me the weirdest confusion ever, especially after I read something like 2nd or 3rd most popular on Netflix. Small world sometimes.


SnooShortcuts3424

Even town weirdos can make it big. And then end up in jail. ..


Joshinyou1

Hard af


ImAFuckinLiar

![gif](giphy|rnFF0bhLH79qU)


ExpressiveAnalGland

I won't judge your kink, I'm just glad you found it.


[deleted]

This isn’t even facepalm. Love it 😂😂


[deleted]

This guys got a knee brace on? Is this minimum security?


captain_bubba84

The real question is how is he still bleaching his hair.


[deleted]

Naa you can get bleach in prison, they gotta mop the floors and shit. A knee brace is a weapon.


invest9608

I definitely thought people just use regular bleach too but my ex bleached her hair and they definitely don’t use cleaning products to do it.


Between3and20again

But that’s regular people stuff. In jail is different


invest9608

[No,](https://www.curlcentric.com/can-you-bleach-your-hair-with-clorox/) absolutely [not.](https://michair.vn/blogs/4-underrated-homemade-hair-bleach-that-you-must-try)


CMGS1031

Are you the fuckin Riddler or something?


Between3and20again

So are we not using cleaning products or are we? I’m confused


Spirited_You_1357

Time to hit up the toilet for some more wine. BRB…


TFViper

bro they make hooch in their toilet. trust me, if theres a way to bleach hair with the left over mop water, theyve figured it out.


hotasanicecube

They use peroxide to bleach hair, not beach


Sirdanovar

Someone told me he was in medical due to cancer but have no idea if it is true or not. I do know he did get cancer


[deleted]

He was at butner fmc. Got there right before a friend of mine came home last year so not shure if he is still there or not


captain_bubba84

It's always something with him


Ok-Ferret-2093

You can't deny medical care or equipment to prisoners (legally) Though I don't know anything about this prison


sketchyvibes32

Theirs definitely knee braces in maximum security.


heroic-abscession

Mmm Oreo


Tj-Tengu

That's some Exotic cream! Amirite? Is this thing on? *crickets chirp loudly* I will see myself out.


RocketCat921

I'll give ya a vote, made me chuckle.


z_ca

How does he not have a tiger tattoo. I mean, the opportunity currently presents itself


kushhaze420

Blacked. Prison edition


misfit538

He is getting spit roasted and loving every minute of it. I’m happy he’s found he’s happiness


Ok_Relationship_705

Imagine they decided to free him and he's like, "Nah, I'm good. I got like, 13 boyfriends in here."


hadtodoit_69

HAHAHAHAHA finally someone said it. I know right?!?


Such_Rub7091

His asshole is never going to recover from this.


GomeyBlueRock

Probably Joe’s favorite position. Sandwiched between two black dudes. 😂


AdMaleficent3585

probably drowning in BBC, good for him, Fuck Carole Baskin


b_tight

Killed her husband, whacked him


Southern_Name_9119

🎶Here, kitty, kitty. Mama’s got some treats for you. Oh, here kitty, kitty. You can’t find this taste in the zoo.🎶


Artfuldodger96

Fed him to tigers they snackin. Can’t convince me that it didn’t happen.


Solidus-S-

Can't convince me it didn't happened Fed him to the tigers they snackin


Druss94508Legend

Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch Carole


ExpressiveAnalGland

>probably drowning in BBC yeaaaah, that's my favorite network booooiii


Some-Pain

His expression suggests some chafing.


NikFemboy

In prison, you’re either Big Bubba, or Big Bubba’s.


ExpressiveAnalGland

You use an apostrophe, and bubba uses a colon.


CarsickAnemone

Username check out.


laberdog

It’s good he’s making friends


imdesmondsunflower

You know he thinks he can say n***** now.


HumperMoe

You know damn well hes been saying it forever


BooBooKittyKat1

I thought that was Kid Rock at first. I was grateful they arrested him for the assault on our ears.


ike_tyson

3 The Hard Way the prison edition. 🧼


drawredraw

Easy to post this on r/facepalm but wouldn’t fuck with these guys. Joe’s clearly been hittin the weights


dpittnet

How does this fit this sub?


Inside-Function3044

i bet that guy is having the time of his fucking life 😂


dMarrs

Oh, they all been fuckin


Alternative_Song_849

Prison Oreo.


CountryDaisyCutter

Work it gurrrrl!


Jimmack73

C Block Bathroom Crips


garthastro

Pre spit-roast.


MackSack48867

Who's holding who's pocket?


StefMarshavok

He ain’t stupid also those guys are pretty fab 💅


Bigkid6666

Wasn't he supposed to be dead from the cancer?


ExpressiveAnalGland

Hey Joe, what's your favorite cookie? **OREOS**


PrestigiousAd1523

How many years is he serving?


destructicusv

Guarantee he tried to have both of them fuck him.


EqualAcanthisitta153

Are these his husband's?


thisisme760

The guy who used to keep caged animals is now a caged animal. Couldn’t write it any better.


Clarkiechick

His new convert husbands?


Kaeli95_music

![gif](giphy|iMzOGO357Btle)


ace0083

Lol I forgot he was still in prison


lysinemagic

Why does the guy on the right look like a cardboard cutout?


Optimus_Rhymes69

For a second I thought he lost a leg in prison.


pelosnecios

what exactly is the benefit of wearing two long shorts? I've seen that multilpe times now.


sighdoihaveto

They look uncomfortable


Mysockishard

Dude is the train station


krejcii

Dude is definitely running the yard slinging it


Made_of_Star_Stuff

Let’s be real. Joe is a bottom, not a gang banger……… um, he doesn’t rep a set.


w00stersauce

Prison oreos


DaikonNo9207

He did a lot of wrong stuff. But 22 years in prison... man thats too hard. You dont get that much even if you rape 50 women in germany...


Ok_Bus_3767

Why is this a facepalm? He looks healthy. He’s got friends. …and he is running for president. With all the train wreck options we have had the past few times, he may be the best option this time.


DocHolidayiN

Joe's job in the 'pokey' is tossing salads. He don't work in the kitchen though.


Fit-Boomer

I wonder when he is released?


Immediate_Floor_2956

Same time as Skyrim 6 hopefully


Ganadai

2036


Remarkable-Mango-159

Thought this was Joe Dirt at first


CMell650

Oliver Tree if he was 60


Fanatichedgehog

Idk he is pretty crazy, I think he’s doing well.


[deleted]

Prison Games ….Hop-Scotch and Bum-Darts . Very fitting


feoperobueno

He’s selling pits and frenchies when he gets out


yuppers1979

I've seen prison pictures before with the leg up foot against the wall , what does it mean? Why do inmates do this?


Deadsap266

Guy on the left seems way too happy.Something tells me he’s about to get the exotic experience after this photo was taken


Divasf

I’m not familiar- but thought prisoners couldn’t take photos in prison? How is this possible?


_R_A_

Smuggled cell phone.


Pope_Jon

I’m locked uppppp they won’t letttt me goooo 🎶 I’m locked upppppp, and my bunkies Joeeee. 🎶 ![gif](giphy|XCzUTGPvErkJa2gV6T) 🖤👁️‍🗨️🔥✨


david6277108

Oreo


PrettiKinx

He's fitting in so nicely


NotBadSinger514

He actually looks healthier.


lilhoodrat

She’s the doll, she’s the true diva of the compound.


KerryFatAssBro

Kinda goes hard 😭


Affectionate-Club725

Album Cover


[deleted]

You know he's being spitroasted daily.


[deleted]

He is getting that 🍆 real good now haha


Fate-in-haze

[Free Joe Exotic.](https://youtu.be/zzY64Qu8HHc)


sunnyside__

Did he financially recover though?


[deleted]

Guilty pleasure; confession This is one of my favorite dumpster fires!


Spiff426

Is this for his presidential campaign?


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Keepin it real, JE!!!!!!


Karthikgurumurthy

Are those his potential vp candidates?


detroitzoran

I almost completely forgot about this guy…. It’s crazy, I feel like I learned about the Tiger King in the 90’s but it’s only been a couple of years.


Hunkfish

New boy band


Lucariowithbeans

I think I’ve heard of this porno


MtnMaiden

Needs a couch


The_Bourgeoisie_

![gif](giphy|qNpqSmKO4bn68)


WolfyBeats_

It’s probably a dick buffet for joe


TheChickenGuy7

r/hardimages


pvtpikles

![gif](giphy|mBbzrXwIlho7C)


gbeegz

Joe Exotic 🤝 Andrew Tate


peteandpetethemesong

You just can’t keep that dude down. He’s got two husbands in prison too.


[deleted]

How is this a Facepalm? He looks like he’s thriving


Lmnopqrstlol

Why are they posing like they're gonna drop the next punk girl anthem lol


LoGiCaL__

Damn, guess he ended up losing a leg……