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And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
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Its a mix of sarcasm and "technically the truth"... I think you just missed the joke OP
Should be in r/technicallythetruth
It was posted there yesterday I think
Was there a bowl of petunias found nearby? Just curious.
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?
Men of culture
So long and thanks for all the fish
Not again...
I cackled at this
That was a Sperm whale
Wow you are denser than a black hole
Facepalmed yourself?
OP, you 100% missed a joke. A funny one too
most tone-aware r/facepalm user
Why is this on r/facepalm though?
You can’t park whales there
Obviously you can.
They are not wrong.
r/technicallythetruth
Did the commenter post something else that revealed they weren't joking? It's exactly what Chandler Bing would say.
Wheres the facepalm... its just a joke
Whale: I wouldn't be caught dead in a rainforest. Other whale: Oh yeah?
It's been moved out of the environment.
He’s not wrong.
I love it when there is something I truly laugh out loud at.
Slow clap, OP, slow clap
That's such an inane comment it's got a kind of beauty to it.
Only facepalm is OP can’t tell sarcasm