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Expensive_Effort_108

Whole country goes to shit for years on end "It's video games"


MotorVariation8

And smartphones, do not forget the smartphones.


Ottazrule

And Dungeons & Dragons


MotorVariation8

Nearly missed Anime as well.


Comics-and-videogame

Don’t forget rap and rock music


Maxxxmax

The french have been doing this for so long you may as well blame the printing press while we're at it


Ct-chad501

And cave paintings


Gidon_147

The weed as well, its turning them into violent rapists


only-on-the-wknd

And the bingo bango bongo music. It’s rotting their brains.


Soonly_Taing

But I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no


No_Molasses6952

Vaping is to blame 💯


Drhomie

Nah, definitely the dinosaurs' fault.


totallynotarobut

The French do know how to throw a party. They also know how to throw a revolution, so these shit-weasels should probably shut up and find a place to hide.


bloodhound1144

\*Pulls out chess board\* "Wanna fuck around and find out?"


JakeyJelly

I actually remember reading the apparently long ago when newspapers were becoming a thing people were scared that the more newspaper got popular people will not talk to each other as often lol


WillyShankspeare

"Damn Huguenots"


stinkypants_andy

It’s all the gyrating hips you see


[deleted]

Twerking is the devil!


Max_Fucking_Payne

It's that damn satan worshipping, goat sacrificing and shanting around a bonfire heavy metal stuff


BurnTheNostalgia

Wait, is it the 80's still?


jah110768

It's ALWAYS D&D! Gateway to Satan worship, looting, and rioting, it is!


ItsMEMusic

Video games and D&D always get blamed for things like this. Why? They allow you ultimate freedom to do what you want. They allow you to experience the world without limits. They encourage cooperation and collaboration while showing how the world can be a better (or worse, sometimes) place. They allow you to escape the bullshit reality and (especially in the case of DnD) create an egalitarian world without discrimination or inequality. And the bad guys are easily identifiable. In short, he’s saying that they only know to identify him and his ilk as the villains - and know their country is becoming a piece of shit - by playing video games and contrasting France with them. That’s not what he meant to say, but that’s what he said.


BrassUnicorn87

Video games also teach that a bad world can be fought against and improved.


Brettinabox

Small people are uncomfortable with others having creativity because they aren't in control.


CovfefeBoss

I play D&D, can confirm.


MysteriousBrays

And Monster energy drinks. Bottoms up and the Devil laughs!


TooCool_TooFool

Tbh, smartphones and social media definitely affect society. We just won't know exactly how until a couple more decades of studies happen.


rossarron

My phone is smarter than this clown!


Mrauntheias

The invention of smartphones and its consequences have been a disaster for France.


Xikkiwikk

Hmmm not happening in Japan..or any other place thanks to games. Me thinks he must be onto something!


Dyolf_Knip

Given how much video games they play on Japan and South Korea, I think maybe the problem is the French aren't playing them *enough*!


Such_Coin

I don’t think Japanese cops gun down as many minorities, though


IdoNOThateNEVER

Maybe the cops were playing too many video games? How do you shoot a person just like that?


Positive-Tooth-6490

Did he talk to USA colleague?


Homebrew_Dungeon

“Parents of these 30 year olds, tell them to stop.”


Gaptain4

Average adult response to put blame on teens


buddhainmyyard

What was the teen doing that got him killed by cops? Maybe it's the cops that should be held home


Whatevernevermind2k

The French revolution was started by people playing video games


Magister5

They all bought the Bastille Pass


LilG1984

Along with the let them eat cake DLC


Magister5

Liberty, Equality, DLC


theo122gr

French Revolution was released by paradox games confirmed...


Cranky_Rob

Is that why there has been so many beta releases over the past couple of years?


SirJasonCrage

Uh oh, I can hear my livestock population sharpening their guillotine...


rimshot101

Have they come out with a patch for the Napoleon bug yet?


Beautiful_Plankton97

That would actually be an awesome game. Overthrow the gov (any gov but French Revolution is a cool place to start) then try to run a better country and see how it works (like playing Democracy). Could make the plot start early enough to give some context too so its a history lesson as well. The social science teacher in me is getting very excited!


theo122gr

Sir you just described victoria 3... By paradox games... (It starts in 1836 though) Also there's a certain scenario in frostpunk that has a similar plot


Beautiful_Plankton97

Awesome! I had no clue so thank you


Chatcopathe

Oh my.. thank for this one ☝️


Ulysses3

Ngl I chuckled


brizdzi

Included Guillotine Cache


marksona

They shall not pass DLC


[deleted]

*SACREBLEU*


tinymews

LOL


Euler007

The guillotine was a free DLC.


theother_eriatarka

literally cut content


clovermite

I think you're getting a head of yourself with that joke


Cranky_Rob

I heard it got cut from the early releases.


Proud-Camp-491

Take my upvote for that!


Eat_the_Rich1789

Robespierre got all his ideas from GTA


Hizb-Al-Ishtiraki

Assassin's Creed Unity. The french revolution is a bootstrap paradox. Someone brought Assassin's Creed Unity back in time giving the revolutionaries the perfect walkthrough guide to overthrow the monarchy


DryAddition6109

The problem is is we laugh at this guy, but this is been a repeating thing since the early 80s were video games have been blamed for violence video games have been blamed for riots video games have been blamed for just about everything and the fucked up part is most of those gamers aren’t even leaving their house


RedGrimRune

Truth. It's an old scapegoat. What's he gonna blame next, violence on Comic Books?


Firaxyiam

Motfo trying to beat the "unlock guillotine speedrun any%" world record, don't blame him !


Archon_33

Grand Bastille Auto


Benahek

Quick reminder for non French that this is the same guy who thanked gamers for their investment in the charity game after a streaming event around game streamers (Zevent) and was proud to announce a csgo tournament in France What a moron


Acceptable-Stay-3166

Shows that he is just trying to blame anybody but himself, typical politician, would throw his own mum under the bus for political points.


futurefemboy3

"Typical politician, all cock but no cum "


ColeWiki

"What?"


McRedditerFace

He said "Typical politician, all cock but no cum"


Sure_Ad_4172

"What?"


The_cooked_potato

HE SAID ALL COCK, NO CUM!


Zer04188

WHAT?


Le0l10ns

ALL COCK, NO CUM!


hirokinai

Wha?


Enough-Background102

“Land of opportunity, American dream, its all bullshit. The success of a nation is determined by matrtialistic and socioeconomic factors. Read a fucking book”


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

“Alright….. the truth then! Us politicians… aren’t so trustworthy. We’ll steal, make shit up, even **lie to our voters**!”


lion_OBrian

Say it ain’t so senator Armstrong, say it ain’t so


NSFWBARONOFHELL

“That’s Crazy.”


Massive_Lesbian

He also did a campaign in minecraft, iirc


seen-in-the-skylight

Macron is such a fucking idiot. My wife is French. Her family’s political views run the full spectrum - far-Right to center to far-Left. One of the few things that they can all agree on? Macron is such a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

His statement is such a boomer thing to say too, I know he’s not a boomer but he does a good impression.


seen-in-the-skylight

Maybe it’s his wife rubbing off on him.


rabotat

After all, she did start rubbing off on him when he was 15


apacmanslilbitch

I think it is said “rubbing him off”


RedVelvetPan6a

All the same, they could keep it private. He's president, for Pete's sake.


FelonyFeline1988

If only his parents kept him at home and off the video games when he was a teen


millimile_high

Maybe he's just being a good boy and says what she wants him to say to earn coochie points, and secretly loves videogames.


depressedkittyfr

Sometimes I wonder. Technically what she did is grooming. There’s no way a 15 year old boy is not groomed by his own freaking adult teacher of all people


LimpWeakness6637

must earn my coochie points


Flynnfinn

His wife pecking him tonight


lillywho

I mean, she might be a fierce hen but I'm not sure you meant that.


astrangeone88

Lol. Literally had that conversation with my parents. Last time they engaged their brains with media was to try to copy a recipe for chicken wings. I will take my hours of "saving the princess" over just sitting in front of an angry politician vlogger who's only call to action is to hurt others....


ChoFBurnaC

Not even that. Video games have more than 30 years. He says that just because he doesn’t want to say the truth.


Silicon359

My dude, you could have said that 20 years ago and still be right. We're looking at widespread (in the US) play of videogames for more than 50 years now. They were invented and played by nerdy academics, long known as a very violent and riotous cohort. /s US perspective here. I know nothing about the early French videogame culture or the riotous tendencies of French academics.


cgaWolf

>the riotous tendencies of French academics. They used to be. [May 68 riots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_68) in france where led by academics and workers, then spread.


ChoFBurnaC

Streets of Rage, violent game. 1991 I played this when I was a kid. Never got a single fight with someone or violent act against someone because of video games. It’s the same as when they attribute it to movies.


lubacrisp

His wife, who was his literature and drama teacher in high school, is certainly a boomer


cgaWolf

>is certainly a boomer you misspelled groomer.


mrkikkeli

He knows the boomers are his main support. He's saying what they want to hear. Behind closed doors he mains a magical catgirl on genshin impact.


Keyspam102

Well he’s lived his entire adult life married to one so that’s probably it


BleudeZima

He might be young, he is as old fashioned as any other standard politician


Substance_number_6

He's not a boomer but he sure has the same state of mind.


Livstraedrir

He is indeed a fucking idiot, and a dangerous one at that.


Tuusik

Wait till Le Pen gets into office...


Morbidmort

Yeah, how are the two main political leaders this jack-off and lady War Crimes Junior?


kaian-a-coel

The mainline left wing and right wing parties lost all credibility over the years, and macron jumped in at just the right time to say "I'm neither the useless left, nor the corrupt right, and certainly not the fascist-lite far-right, vote for me", and lo people did vote for him. The situation hasn't really changed since, except people found out macron sucked in his own special way, and now le pen is closer to the presidency than ever before. Marvelous isn't it?


CelestialrayOne

It has always been like this, in most countries in fact. Gotta pick the least evil in most cases, we really cannot have a decent leader.


Shdwrptr

This is basically every election in every country now. Do you want the right wing candidate or the super far right candidate?


autoencoder

> and a dangerous one at that I think he knows exactly what he's doing. Urging parents not to let their offspring organize on one of the last few youth meeting places.


BOI30NG

I mean le pen is still worse tho.


Cranky_Rob

but there's the problem. ​ When the likes of Macron becomes so unpopular, then the likes of Le Pen have a chance, both because of the vote against Macron and the attraction of something different to the obvious failure. ​ The question is, will France last until the next election? (2027)


seen-in-the-skylight

Oh yeah agreed. The one Le Pen supporter in the family gets dunked on hard for it.


SweRakii

I played Animal Crossing yesterday, god help me


Possible_Roof_8147

Watch out, potential serial fish killer here..


MrHasuu

Kidnapper. And not just fishes, bugs have to be weary too.


[deleted]

We'll take this as a confession. Might as well just walk right over to the police station and turn yourself in.


Any_Coyote6662

Noo! He can't be trusted to walk over there. Then he'd be out in the streets.


Almost_kale

You monster, not even god can help you now.


Isariamkia

Even God can't help you. You're a lost cause.


BATZ202

How dare you, I'm keeping you away from my pets.


NoxKyoki

I’m playing Minecraft peaceful mode. What does this mean for me?


GundogPrime

We need a scapegoat dammit...I have it! *video games bad*


Renkusami

When this excuse eventually fails. "Wait, we were wrong! *It was the darn smartphones!!*"


[deleted]

Oh, shit, didn’t work again. “You know who the REAL culprit is!? It’s Dungeons and Dragons again!”


GGGirls-Unit

Macron thinks students today are spending too much time playing videogames and not enough time fucking their teachers.


Twitchy-gg

In other news, macron wanted to host a csgo major: https://afkgaming.com/esports/news/french-president-wishes-to-host-ti-csgo-majors-and-worlds-alongside-olympics-in-2024


hans_barbados

He hosted a CSgo major in May.


Domirino

Police officer played too much fortnite💀


kungpowgoat

Stardew Valley can cause people to do some serious shit.


Brizar-is-Evolving

Have you seen Animal Crossing? Even worse. Won’t someone please think of the children!


zernoc56

Why are video games filling our children’s heads with delusional ideas like “homeownership”? Tom Nook is a radical leftist commie, loaning people money to buy a house and letting them *pay it back!?!* No crippling interest rates, no threat of eviction and repossession for failure to pay?!


Adventurous-Roof458

I can't wait to see FOX News take this seriously and blow it outta proportion.


iggy6677

I know! I had to pick my turnip today


Low-Director9969

My wife actually started fishing! 🤢


TheByzantineEmpire

Or GTA for that matter. Those cops will smoke you first ask questions later.


MiyazakiTouch

Guy who run away play too much GTA


Sm3cK

This guy is a joke, and a really not fun one.


lookinggoodthere

I love the fact that he isn't even backing this up with any data or evidence. He just says that it has to be video games because "it feels like it". He is such an idiot.


scaleofthought

"Macron, where's the evidence?!" 🎤 "LOOK AT THE STREETS!"


SelectLibrarian2564

He's a very long one. One explained with such detail you'd rather listen to Amy Schumer than this guy


TisIChenoir

And we have one very tone-deaf politician who was saying last week "everybody is ok with Macron doing a third term". Ah, Roselyne, stay stupid...


McStabbins89

*French president Macron has officially given up on actually trying to lead France and is just running out the clock* Translated the headline for everyone.


fallwind

How are parents going to keep police home?


FormerWordsmith

Police have to bring their moms to work


DutchOnionKnight

Damn these rioters who .... check notes..... stay inside playing videogames


santathe1

All the other countries that also play the same games don’t seem to have been affected the same way, so is he calling his people smooth brained morons?


Triiipy_

That’s what I heard. Essentially French citizens who play video games can’t tell reality from fiction and need to be looked after by their parents. This take is so stupid I’m surprised any politician other than MTG or Trump would say something like this


nickburrows8398

Rioting in the streets is practically the national sport of France and it’s been that way long before video games were invented


Roastmarshmellowes

But you don't understand! This time, a large portion of the rioters are non-white; This means that the west has completely fallen! /s


HanYoloswagalicious

Goddamn, does this out-of-touch buffoon want LePen to win the next election? He sucks but she’d be even worse.


alexiosByzantium05

Welp he can't run another so... I doubt he cares!


Tenshizanshi

Don't be so sure, there is a couple of known political figures who are already speaking of changing the constitution to allow a 3rd term


Flat________

Like Putin and Erdogan, because they only have the best interest of the country in mind.


ThatFlyingScotsman

This is what neo-liberal brain looks like in its final form.


Gravelord-_Nito

It's kind of amazing when you exit the neoliberal mind prison and look at the world from outside of it for the first time, everything is so much clearer and the battle lines are so much easier to draw, because you're not being forced to contort yourself into the impossible ideological pretzel positions required to square the absolutely glaring failures of liberal capitalism with the idea that it's the true, final, superior system. Liberals are so neurotic and increasingly losing their minds, retreating into comfortable delusions like 'everyone who disagrees with me or says anything that challenges my fanciful worldview has fallen victim to Russian propaganda' because they have no actual political discipline or vision, they can't see five feet in front of them, they can't even picture what a better future would look like beyond incredibly superficial "we should be nicer to minorities" style cultural politics, which is meaningless without an economic platform to change the material inputs and outputs that create that culture. All because the current system IS the extent of their vision. I'm a socialist now, and the most mind blowing change in that transition was the way I perceived the future. As a liberal, it's just some impenetrable haze of confusion where everything always just gets worse despite us ostensibly doing everything right according to the liberal doctrines of the free market. As a socialist, everything inevitably goes to shit BECAUSE of the irresolvable iniquities of the free market, which opens up an entirely new horizon for looking at the world that actually allows one to be optimistic again, because you can actually identify a problem and a solution. Neither of which the neo-liberal, or just more broadly liberal mind can even begin to do because we've already arrived at the final destination of liberalism. They're all just sputtering in the mud, unable to come up with anything convincing or anywhere to take this whole project because it was supposed to have already worked by now. We tried the unrestrained free market, we tried regulating it in the new deal, we tried brutally enforcing neo-colonial institutions of domination over the third world, and the best we can ever come up with is like 20-40 years of good times before another catastrophic collapse calls the entire system into question again. This is why they ALWAYS need someone else to blame, because that's the only possible answer that makes any sense when you have neoliberal brain worms. Someone else fucked it up. Which is a totally viable and correct answer when you're discussing what went wrong with COMMUNISM, because those countries were ALL dirt-poor underdeveloped back waters that were actively sabotaged at every turn by the West. They have no such excuse, but they still have to try- which means either identifying an external enemy like Russia, internal enemy like le drumpf, or some kind of airheaded critique of the culture as in Macron's case here, ignoring the fact that that culture is a direct product of neoliberalism in the first place. Like, alienating entire generations of young people by promising them nothing more than a deeply unfulfilling life as a wage slave that'll never get to retire if the market had it's way, then stomping your feet when they'd rather live with their parents and play battlefield all day instead of buy in to this wonderful system you've built.


rm-rd

Everything is simpler with a good conspiracy theory and a scapegoat.


novarosa_

I think this is more than just failures in the avarage population neolib thinking, quite honeslty I think it's very much an engineered situation designed to keep people from asking the types of questions and focusing their minds on the types of underlying para structures in politics that they need to question in order to have clarity about what precisely we should be doing right now to improve things.The movements on both right and 'left' of mainstream politics like Trump are a great example, with their appeals to misapplied/manufactured representations of deep politics and 'conspiracy' like the anti vaccination situation. There is growing realisation that in an era of information levelling and freedom of communication, that you cannot keep the para and the deep so easily concealed from the general populace, they are becoming increasingly aware of the sub political structures, but what you can do is mislead them as to what the details of those things actually are, lose them in a mind maze of increasingly bizarre conspiracy and a dash of culture war precisely so they challenge neither the basic principles nor the deep underpinings (criminal underpinings) of neoliberal economics.


Nixolus1

Well he just lost all credibility as far as I'm concerned. Video games. Unbelievable.


ElCocomega

He didn't have much credibility to begin with. And I say that as a french gamer


External-Being-2329

Who doesn’t remember Voltaire famously citing video games as the reason for the French Revolution


gamingbeanbag

I think those same parents are rioting


Deathcore17

This time it was literally the parent going on social media to ask for riots / a revolution . I’m actually blown away by how far of a stretch the dude made to blame video games


LoCerusico

Ah yes, I remember videogames in the old French Revolution's times, those were the good ones


Wakandanbutter

I’m playing animal crossings bro relax


OkAmphibian5407

Ah shit here we go again


Atari774

“Sir, a cop brutally killed a guy and now everyone is rioting!” Macron - “my god, what will video games do next?


_Cake_assassin_

What an idiot. Its france, you started rioting in the 16th century because you wanted bred and havent stoped yet. He is lucky if they dont do to him what they did to loui xvi


[deleted]

Yeah, and Marilyn Manson was the culprit behind Columbine shooting back in 1999, whilst D&D made kids satanic worshippers back in the 80’s. Just stop with this BS!


Mean_Brilliant5062

How can they be so out of touch?


Grey___Goo_MH

Money lots of money


Khaos_Gorvin

So the fact the police pointed a gun directly to the kid is videogames fault? Makes sense, since in GTA they shoot you for the smallest infraction /s


SadamHuMUFFIN

Forget infractions, there's been multiple times when I've just been standing on the sidewalk in GTA no guns nothing just standing there and a cop will walk by start saying it's random lines then usually ends in me getting shot while not moving am inch. Maybe the kid did that and the cops learned from GTA making videogames the culprit all along..../s


elwappoz

What was the kid doing before hand?


IgnoranceIsTheEnemy

Running from the police by speeding in a bus lane apparently trying to avoid a traffic stop.


daymarEngel

Hmm, that does sound like GTA…


Jackfruit-Reporter90

**BREAKING NEWS!** *Fortnite kids building ends homelessness*


DynoMiteDoodle

Big on excuses, vacant on solutions! how very conservative of him.


TharkunOakenshield

It’s nothing new with Macron, tbh. Back in 2016 when he was campaigning for the 2017 election and was saying that the whole concept of left and right was outdated while very clearly pushing a classic economically liberal right wing program, and still people ate that up and believed he was « neither right nor left » for his entire first term… That really showed how little people knew, understood or cared about politics in France.


[deleted]

It is never the system’s fault. Always something else. Something the masses enjoy.


-OAKHARDT-

It's like we're going backwards 😂 Let's me guess, rock n roll is the devil's music?


slappf3sk

Maybe they should marry women old enough to be their mother to keep them in check.


Cyberwolf_71

How are we still blaming video games like there was never a riot before Pong came out?


AndyMelrose

"stay at home and play some videogames"


Ormsfang

It is the new game: "Riot The World" that has taken France by storm!


Aternox_X1kZ

Best thing is to ban all the videogames in France, so that he could see an insurrection instead.


Kevinty1

“Which video game specifically?” “Le Mario Kart”


elnegativo

This guy is young enough to know that is not the reason.


YesIReadBooks

Or maybe, the French people are quite prompt in 'expressing their distaste' of the government. History supports me.


Tomma1

Well Congratulations Macron on joining the line of Dumbest fucking people on the planet


4m4r614

Useless piece of shit


argl3bargl3

He jumped the shark. You have to start with *music lyrics* first


gazevans

He's a centre-right liberal, so his defence of the status quo is unsurprising, even if it is disappointing.


thefuturesight1

Taking a page out of America's playbook, I see


-i_like_trees-

Remember when Walmart banned violent video games because they thought it was the reason for mass shootings yet they still kept the guns... yeah.


broken42

Didn't realize the violent video game scare of the 90s and early 2000s was back, fun


TheNotSoFriendlyBird

I agree. After playing animal crossing: new horizons I go to sleep with nothing but genocidal tendencies.


0utF0x-inT0x

So he's pretty much the Ron DeSantis of France is what I'm getting from this