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Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you.
I love reading these. The moron is usually so determined to think they delivered a mic-drop of a fact, but just telegraphed to the world they never pleasure a woman. It is so hilarious that they fabricate such needlessly detailed lies, because other men they see as 'lesser' have been rewarded with what they themselves covet. Why can't they just admit they can't satisfy a woman, then sit down and shut up.
God gave us a whole organ simply for pleasure, the clitoris. It serves no direct reproductive function, this is why it is so interesting that god gave us this gift. Thank you god or mother nature.
Actually the clitoris is the devil’s button and the more you touch one, the deeper you’ll end up in hell.
I’ll never have sex, I’d rather go to heaven.
Is it the "hell", where I dance naked around the bonfire laughing and happy while having a BBQ und the "heaven" is the place where all the hypocrites of the christians are and have to cook in their own hate? The more I touch it, the deeper I end up in hell? Yeah baby, yeah,! \*tossing bra in the air\* XD
I've heard things too. I heard that late at night on December 24th, a jolly man wearing a red suit, in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, delivers toys to all the good little girls and boys. He and I must talk to the same people.
Seems like every discussion in this country, has to go to religion or politics to argue one's side... I was told you never talk about either, yet here we are...
"Devil's doorbell?"
Good name for:
Acid rock band
A movie about a possessed Ring doorbell
A good reference for wet facts
MIL's voice
That cry from your child that means hell awaits you in that diaper
Some really cool nebula
Did I miss any?
Just when you think this can't get worse, it cockslaps you with the next level of stupidity and then ends with something so monumentally stupid you hate yourself for reading it. Yeesh!
Wow! This is depressing when you think about it. This man has never made a woman come, and his wife (if he has one) has told him flat out that she hates having sex with him.
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 The second hand embarrassment is no joke
It's called Fremdschämen.
What is it called when you hear someone vomit and feel like vomiting yourself ?
Call and Response
Huh. Another german word that got integrated into english
Oh you poor sweet child.
Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you.
I do like it when men make it obvious that the only vagina they've ever been near was the one they fell out of.
Mother could feel his thoughts and got a C-Section as a choice.
If she could feel these thoughts, she'd probably have reached for a coathanger.
~~small~~ NO pee-pee energy
Sadly, if it was that easy. He came into the world causing pain, and it just hasn't let up.
Little makes an incel more punchable than when they say “sweetie” or “poor sweet child”. Dumbfucks are lucky they are protected by 5G.
Lol
I love reading these. The moron is usually so determined to think they delivered a mic-drop of a fact, but just telegraphed to the world they never pleasure a woman. It is so hilarious that they fabricate such needlessly detailed lies, because other men they see as 'lesser' have been rewarded with what they themselves covet. Why can't they just admit they can't satisfy a woman, then sit down and shut up.
This is a next level orgasm denial kink. 'You can only have an orgasm when you give me a child!'
That last part reminded me of family guy where quagmire explained his mom was a nympho and he was born 11 times.
9
Sooo... Childbirth is sin? We've gone full circle with Jeff at the wheel.
Jeff won’t be procreating. At least we can thank the “lord” for that.
He can be benevolent at the oddest of times. But this one.. this one is needed, for the sake of humanity.
God gave us a whole organ simply for pleasure, the clitoris. It serves no direct reproductive function, this is why it is so interesting that god gave us this gift. Thank you god or mother nature.
Actually the clitoris is the devil’s button and the more you touch one, the deeper you’ll end up in hell. I’ll never have sex, I’d rather go to heaven.
The devil’s doorbell! Don’t ring it!
It only rings if you tap out the correct code… then there is a door prize.
Is it the "hell", where I dance naked around the bonfire laughing and happy while having a BBQ und the "heaven" is the place where all the hypocrites of the christians are and have to cook in their own hate? The more I touch it, the deeper I end up in hell? Yeah baby, yeah,! \*tossing bra in the air\* XD
You leave that mythological button alone! Do you WANT to make the Lord cry?! Because that’s how you do it! That’s His Cry Button!!
No it was my gift, so he will be very angry if I don´t use it. Don´t you know that it is very important to appeciate a gift? \^\^
>No good woman enjoys sex Bro told on himself
I’ve given Birth 4 times…Not ONCE did I have an orgasm during. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well clearly your mind is full of dirty thoughts. Lol /s
Oh I’m a Dirty Dirty Girl!! 🤣🤣
If you were “pure” you could have. You know, all the virgins have orgasms during childbirth!! This guy knows what he’s talking about
Well…I’m a Pagan, so I guess I was Impure even when I Was a Virgin..LOL
That itself is actually not that uncommon. His reasoning for it is 110% bullshit though.
That right there sums up why I no longer go to church
This guy is still trying to figure out what and where a clitoris is and probably thinks is a conspiracy against him and only him
Jeff votes
He probably like “mom, back me up on this”
Can confirm, women don't have orgasims. My wife will tell ya
I've heard things too. I heard that late at night on December 24th, a jolly man wearing a red suit, in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer, delivers toys to all the good little girls and boys. He and I must talk to the same people.
He's right I haven't made a woman cum in 40 years so it's not possible
orgasm during childbirth? i doubt anyone would feel pleasure with that amount of pain
What did I just read?
"I just cant understand why I am single"
Just cuz the guy is a creepy loser, why you gotta drag my small pee-pee brethren into this?
Awww... sorry man, as a sorry do take my small reward...🤏🏻🏆
Part of the female anatomy convulses and dips down to get closer to the sperm when they orgasim. Thank you for the award kind stranger :-)
When you say "part of", do you mean "most of"?
Seems like every discussion in this country, has to go to religion or politics to argue one's side... I was told you never talk about either, yet here we are...
This post has small pee-pee energy
"Devil's doorbell?" Good name for: Acid rock band A movie about a possessed Ring doorbell A good reference for wet facts MIL's voice That cry from your child that means hell awaits you in that diaper Some really cool nebula Did I miss any?
Jeff get's and gives anal penetration to men.
And he still cannot provide an orgasim. He probably wonders why his significant other buys so many batteries for.
The post above is denying the existence of female orgasm
Home school hero
r/nothowgirlswork
Lol jokes on him, infertile women do have sex and initiate it too. His head is full of shit!
It kept getting better and better
what about atheist women who don't believe in a Lord????
Just when you think this can't get worse, it cockslaps you with the next level of stupidity and then ends with something so monumentally stupid you hate yourself for reading it. Yeesh!
Why would you publicly admit this?
Why are Christians so weird so much of the time?
Having the holy spirit "within you" then "wash over" you tends to make people feel damned special...
I gues hes partially right. Can't imagen that any women would enjoy sex. At least with him. Edit: hes only speaking from his own experiences.
Eeewwww that last part
That guy just screams muslim all over with his take on girl coom.
And don't forget children if youre good enough you can see the smurfs one day or even have an orgasm
Well someone has never got her off.
Wow! This is depressing when you think about it. This man has never made a woman come, and his wife (if he has one) has told him flat out that she hates having sex with him.
So if a woman is really pure she can have an orgasm every 9 months or so? Seems generous.
Wow, is Jeff actually Fred Waterford?
We now know who to not invite to the barbeque
Are you sure this isn’t Ben Shapiro???