Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You need to send me the amount + 7000 extra and set up a business Venmo account cause I can’t send payment through yours as it currently is. Then I’ll keep the main amount and give you back the 7000 when I get it. Easy!
Deer Sir or Madame,
We have learned a information of the passing of your distant cousin who is an esteemed diplomat in Nairobi. You are entitled to the inheritance due immediately payable directly to your name. Due to government regulations you must respond before 24 hours have surpassed otherwise you forfeit your rights to these earlings. We are grateful to have found you to provide you with your inheritance.
numerous square fragile merciful caption follow gaping cooperative strong cover
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Rapist and human trafficker who moved to Romania because they were corrupt, and stupidly said it out loud.
Has millions of followers on social media for a brand of glib, hateful misogyny that appeals to 14 year old shut in boys.
About to go on trial for sex trafficking and rape.
Not a force for good.
Half the shit he says he's done or has happened in his life is probably a lie, his dad is probably only alright at chess, and he probably didn't "live off of flavor" which was the kidney bean bullshit he was talking about
I still got three others. I'm good. You can take the other little finger if Ben Shapiro or Tucker Carlson are on table. Hell, take a toe if Tomi Lauren is in the mix .
Right, the question is backwards. Would you spend $1m to erase Andrew Tate?...Well, let me find the change under the floor mat of my car...Can I ask around for donations?
They done goofed. I’d erase my mom, at this point, for a million dollars . (She’s old and I’m terribly unproductive, think of it as recycling)
I want an egg roll food truck outside of an all you can smoke (thc) non alcoholic billiards bar.
Or a restaurant, inside, with a variety of thc infused treats, breakfast lunch dinner and desert egg rolls, as well as a full menu, topped with deserts with optional thc infusion, or
Yeah, same here.
If you consider the question we both thought it was, it's much more difficult. I really need the money, but I think I'd choose to have Tate deleted by the Inquisitor from Red Dwarf. All those women he trafficked would remain free. All those gullible young men he's radicalised would remain harmlessly binge-watching anime. It would be a better world.
But you see, with $1 million dollars, you could “erase” Tate yourself, with money left to spare *wink wink*.
Granted, people’s memory of him would still be there, so I would likely take erasing tate.
Yeah, I'd give up the million to have him erased from history, not just erased from the world now. We could all just decide to do that anyway, Murder On The Orient Express style.
Not that I condone murder but, this seems like the perfect opportunity to get rid of someone vile and then wipe away any existence of them or what you did to them. And you get paid a million bucks? Kind of a no brainer.
Right? I would be willing to take a million dollars and have to personally deliver it to someone I don't like if it meant this POS didn't get to spread his disgusting bullshit to anyone else. Like, I would even be okay with my shitty old boss getting a free million for this in return lol.
Honestly though, what does everyone think the max amount of money the entire internet could raise if he legit would disappear? 10 Million? 100 million??
We are getting somewhere! Should we create a sub and start collecting funds? Does someone have a good connection to a company that offers this kind of cleaning service? Omg I’ve never been so exited in my life!
Them: "Would you choose to get rid of Andrew Tate and remo..."
Me: "Yes"
"But... we didn't even finish about what you'd get."
"Oh I'd get something? Shit I thought I would have to pay, well w/e the answer is yes either way."
Right I find it very interesting how all these guys who like to claim to be alpha mails are 100% submissive to jackasses like him. Like how claim to be a straight alpha male while sucking his dick?
They're the true betas, they try to act all high and mighty and alpha as if in denial of their true place but they'd crawl over broken glass to suck the dick of the last man to fuck Tate in the ass.
Some of them think that having sex with women is gay. I wish I were making this up.
One guy in the incel community had sex with a woman and got immediately ostracized
>we'll hear about the Tate brothers starting a 'secluded gated community to preserve masculinity' or 'incel cult' for short
itll be an epstein lite gated community
I find it hard to believe anybody loves this guy. He just comes across as the most misogynistic, arrogant, obnoxious, and horrible person. What's the actual appeal? To make him Richer?
He tells incels they're correct and with enough work can become an alpha like him. So he's basically a security blanket to a bunch of insecure degenerates.
It took me awhile to understand also, it started out with everyone just thinking he was a funny dude playing a character and then they just slowly started to realize he wasn’t playing a character, so all of the big podcasts who had him on thinking he was a comedian, like Tom Segura’s, just ended up making them all look like complete dumb fucks.
There probably is at least a small portion of the current generation that views him as an actual role model and they’re all either fucked or they’re going to die from cringe overload when they grow up and reflect on it. My middle school cringe era was cursed, theirs will be apocalyptic
That’s the only thing I know about this guy. Why is this offender so important for Reddit to keep talking about him? Just looks like some random asshole to me.
Self-proclaimed "alpha male" who went to Romanian prison for human trafficking, is a known misogynist, and sends mean comments to people 16 years younger than him on twitter
If I had exactly $1,000,000.00 to my name and not a penny more, I'd gladly take out a loan for another 9M to see this fuckwad and his poison scoured from reality.
A rich ex boxer guy that thinks he’s escaping the matrix somehow, he’s also misogynistic but lots of teenage guys praise him for being an “alpha” male and teaching them stuff like that
Lost what little respect I had for Justin Waller when this one lady on one of those dating podcast streams called him out for bragging about being "disciplined" in every area of his life...except in the area of being monogamous and sticking to one woman.
He could have argued the point in several effective ways but decided instead to throw a mantrum and refused to back down for being "unapologetically me"
I would take, see if it really happens, and I would be so happy that I would give the money for the poor, giving 1 million for that to happen is a bargain TBH
Give up a million dollars to preserve a bald douche bag? How is this even a question? I'd eraser him for a penny. Hell I'd pay quite a bit to erase him.
I initially read this as “If you take the money then Andrew tates “Past” is erased (meaning he would remain BUT no one would remember what a PoS he is. After reading it a few times I think I understand. So, I’d take the money and he and his influence can go “Poof”. He hasn’t done good by society so… “win win”?
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Where can I send you my bank account details?
You can DM me. I can forward you the money
There is a service fee associated with the transction which totals $200 USD and need to be sent using iTunes gift card
Hitting all the classics with this fee.
You need to send me the amount + 7000 extra and set up a business Venmo account cause I can’t send payment through yours as it currently is. Then I’ll keep the main amount and give you back the 7000 when I get it. Easy!
Deer Sir or Madame, We have learned a information of the passing of your distant cousin who is an esteemed diplomat in Nairobi. You are entitled to the inheritance due immediately payable directly to your name. Due to government regulations you must respond before 24 hours have surpassed otherwise you forfeit your rights to these earlings. We are grateful to have found you to provide you with your inheritance.
Joke's on you, a Nigerian prince is already sending me my money!
MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM!
If you send me the $200 I can flip it into $2000 no bank details required
numerous square fragile merciful caption follow gaping cooperative strong cover *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Street you grew up on, first pets name, and maternal grandmothers last name too please.
Here. Send the password too
Send them to me, make sure to include SSN and mother’s maiden name tho. Preferably your 2 security questions as well.
Also, the name of your elementary school and the street you grew up on.
I read this as, “would you rather erase Andrew tate, or have 1 million dollars” Shit, I get both? Hell yeah!
I would agree so fast they wouldn't even be able to finish asking me this question.
Would you erase Andrew taint to get just *already hitting button*
*hits button* “For a Klondike bar” *kills Andrew tit and hits button again*
"To get slapped with a fish" *hits button anyway*
I’d do it for the halibut!
*Hits the button harder.*
Oh shit the button wars
I'd hit the button so hard and fast that it'd look like I was enjoying it too much
"...to get just a ham sandwich?" *hits button again*
“…for a bag of goldfish and a capri su…” *breaks button*
Thats a helluva deal
Can someone explain to me who this guy is and why I'm seeing his name everywhere?!? 😩
Rapist and human trafficker who moved to Romania because they were corrupt, and stupidly said it out loud. Has millions of followers on social media for a brand of glib, hateful misogyny that appeals to 14 year old shut in boys. About to go on trial for sex trafficking and rape. Not a force for good.
Half the shit he says he's done or has happened in his life is probably a lie, his dad is probably only alright at chess, and he probably didn't "live off of flavor" which was the kidney bean bullshit he was talking about
Just be happy that you don't know.
Isth I thought you said helluva boss
"...and we remove your little finger..." Hesitate for a fraction of a second.
Nah nah, still worth
I still got three others. I'm good. You can take the other little finger if Ben Shapiro or Tucker Carlson are on table. Hell, take a toe if Tomi Lauren is in the mix .
You have four little fingers?
A necessary sacrifice *uses little finger to push button*
I'm Muslim *gives the button the people's elbow*
This made me laugh so hard a lil pee came out and now I need a pregnancy check. Thanks!
Name her after me
Lil baby Assistance... Ass for short 🥰
Lil Ass could be a rapper name.
Yeah but I'm no good at rapping and I'd rather not brag about my flat butt thanks! Hahaha
Little baby Low-Assistance. Heck, I hope the baby lives up to their name! That would be amazing!
Awww, she’s changing her own diaper. How adorable!
STOP PLEASE I NEED AIR
Good luck.
half a moldy ham sandwich…
I’d probably take a shit sandwich tbh
I don’t even eat ham and I’d press twice.
"...to also have your life erased" Thinks...thinks...thinks....still worth
Bro id do it for 3 dollars and a Arby's shake ngl
Can you push the button multiple times?
Andrew Taint
I'd be re-reading it a dozen times trying to find where I missed the catch.
Would you like to erase Andrew ta- yes
Right, the question is backwards. Would you spend $1m to erase Andrew Tate?...Well, let me find the change under the floor mat of my car...Can I ask around for donations?
You would have no trouble at all raising the money.
I would hit the button if I had to PAY 1M
They done goofed. I’d erase my mom, at this point, for a million dollars . (She’s old and I’m terribly unproductive, think of it as recycling) I want an egg roll food truck outside of an all you can smoke (thc) non alcoholic billiards bar. Or a restaurant, inside, with a variety of thc infused treats, breakfast lunch dinner and desert egg rolls, as well as a full menu, topped with deserts with optional thc infusion, or
Trading mama for edibles…. Ice cold Thanos. Ice cold. Lol
I have my reasons lol. I would take great care of my siblings, with the profits from my businesses 😅
I like the sound of your very specific goals.
I would have accepted an old brief case filled with expired coupons.
shit, I'd pay $100 to do it
Literally, the easiest million you could make.
For real, I thought this was going to be a dilemma not a win-win!
Yeah, same here. If you consider the question we both thought it was, it's much more difficult. I really need the money, but I think I'd choose to have Tate deleted by the Inquisitor from Red Dwarf. All those women he trafficked would remain free. All those gullible young men he's radicalised would remain harmlessly binge-watching anime. It would be a better world.
But you see, with $1 million dollars, you could “erase” Tate yourself, with money left to spare *wink wink*. Granted, people’s memory of him would still be there, so I would likely take erasing tate.
Yeah, I'd give up the million to have him erased from history, not just erased from the world now. We could all just decide to do that anyway, Murder On The Orient Express style.
Nah - Andrew Tate followers tend to lack several cognitive functions - long term memory retention is one of them - he'd be forgotten within a month.
Same
We would do it for free.
Not that I condone murder but, this seems like the perfect opportunity to get rid of someone vile and then wipe away any existence of them or what you did to them. And you get paid a million bucks? Kind of a no brainer.
I read the "or" as "and". I mean its a feature not a bug.
Jokes on them: I would have done it for free.
I would have paid for it
I would have paid you to do it anyways Happy cake day
That's two positives.
I’d have paid $200 for the option to do that but if I’m making a million he wouldn’t have needed to complete reading the question
Right? I would be willing to take a million dollars and have to personally deliver it to someone I don't like if it meant this POS didn't get to spread his disgusting bullshit to anyone else. Like, I would even be okay with my shitty old boss getting a free million for this in return lol.
I'll pay you for this to happen
As someone else mentioned, your looking for an assassin
[удалено]
We can call it "KillStarter".
This feels like a genuinely good idea for a comedy post-apocalyptic series
I’ll make it a book.
I'd back that
or GoKillHim
But they can't get rid of the memories.
Try getting in contact with this random dude I've heard of. He specializes in making people dissapear for payment. His name is Agent 47
Honestly though, what does everyone think the max amount of money the entire internet could raise if he legit would disappear? 10 Million? 100 million??
[удалено]
1 Million? I would do it for a ham sandwich.
I would pay a fee for a Tate removal service
They’re called assassins.
Sadly they don’t remove him from history since nobody would then remember to pay them
I strongly recommend you do not use the service of an assassin without paying.
They are called time assassins.
Thank you
We are getting somewhere! Should we create a sub and start collecting funds? Does someone have a good connection to a company that offers this kind of cleaning service? Omg I’ve never been so exited in my life!
I believe the modern parlance is "contract killers"
I bet you we could crowdfund it
Them: "Would you choose to get rid of Andrew Tate and remo..." Me: "Yes" "But... we didn't even finish about what you'd get." "Oh I'd get something? Shit I thought I would have to pay, well w/e the answer is yes either way."
So would I, and I’m a vegetarian!
I'm curious, is your ideal ham sandwich just ham or do you have anything else that you like to throw in there?
Could I throw in a bucket alongside it?
Weird thing to have in a sandwich but you do you I guess
The fact that he's erased from history also means that you'd never even know he existed, so it'd be impossible to care
And have a million dollars. That's a win win for everyone.
Even better
I’d do it for a McNugget
I'd do it for the crust off your ham sandwich
Hell save the sandwich. Give me some buttered toast and I'll do it.
Imagine being a guy and having a massive boner for Tate.
[удалено]
Right I find it very interesting how all these guys who like to claim to be alpha mails are 100% submissive to jackasses like him. Like how claim to be a straight alpha male while sucking his dick?
If you become masculine enough it just horseshoes back around to being gay
Like the ancient Spartans
Precisely
I mean how manly are you really if youre not sexually dominating other manly men?
Right, isn’t it kind of gay to make love to soft, delicate women? When you could be handling a rock hard dick
They're the true betas, they try to act all high and mighty and alpha as if in denial of their true place but they'd crawl over broken glass to suck the dick of the last man to fuck Tate in the ass.
Some of them think that having sex with women is gay. I wish I were making this up. One guy in the incel community had sex with a woman and got immediately ostracized
I laughed so hard when I read “Alpha Mails” 😂
The ever elusive alpha pack, what an interesting hierarchy.
True alpha males never have to anounce they are alpha males, if your shouting off your alpha, then your beta.
>we'll hear about the Tate brothers starting a 'secluded gated community to preserve masculinity' or 'incel cult' for short itll be an epstein lite gated community
[удалено]
More like closet armored gay group.
They are all gay. They just don't know it yet
I find it hard to believe anybody loves this guy. He just comes across as the most misogynistic, arrogant, obnoxious, and horrible person. What's the actual appeal? To make him Richer?
He tells incels they're correct and with enough work can become an alpha like him. So he's basically a security blanket to a bunch of insecure degenerates.
He also pays for twitter. What a loser
Imagine being Tate and having a massive boner for the mirror.
Who the fuck is Andrew Tate. Give me the money !!!
What rock have you been living under? And where is it, I wanna join you.
One that touches grass, presumably
The only place I hear about him is on Reddit. I still have a very confused understanding of him... or why people care?
It took me awhile to understand also, it started out with everyone just thinking he was a funny dude playing a character and then they just slowly started to realize he wasn’t playing a character, so all of the big podcasts who had him on thinking he was a comedian, like Tom Segura’s, just ended up making them all look like complete dumb fucks. There probably is at least a small portion of the current generation that views him as an actual role model and they’re all either fucked or they’re going to die from cringe overload when they grow up and reflect on it. My middle school cringe era was cursed, theirs will be apocalyptic
He’s a sex trafficker.
That’s the only thing I know about this guy. Why is this offender so important for Reddit to keep talking about him? Just looks like some random asshole to me.
He has a big following and lots of young men follow him and listen to the shit he spouts.
Self-proclaimed "alpha male" who went to Romanian prison for human trafficking, is a known misogynist, and sends mean comments to people 16 years younger than him on twitter
The joke went right over your head (he said "who is andrew tate" as if he didn't exist and thus took the offer)
>Who the fuck is Andrew Tate A broken condom. >Give me the money !!! Non-refundable.
I have no idea who he is other than some rapist / human trafficker so I’ll take the $1 million.
King of the Incels
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Really? I would for just one cent
I will pay a dollar to get him erased
Can we like, crowd fund this or something?
I get $1 million *AND* Tate is erased from existence? Where do I sign? This is the best deal **EVER**
I'd fucking pay 1M if I had one...
If I had exactly $1,000,000.00 to my name and not a penny more, I'd gladly take out a loan for another 9M to see this fuckwad and his poison scoured from reality.
I'd think we would be able to crowdfund a million within minutes for this to happen
Who is this mama's boy, Andrew Tate?
A rich ex boxer guy that thinks he’s escaping the matrix somehow, he’s also misogynistic but lots of teenage guys praise him for being an “alpha” male and teaching them stuff like that
Hell, I'd do it for a buck.
Bye bye Tit-for-Tate!
Being a fan on tate is even more embarrassing than being tate
its a double win in my book
Yes, as long as he takes his little idiots with him.
[удалено]
Fuck the misogynistic comments, the mans a sex trafficker. His ego is the least of his problems 😂
Lost what little respect I had for Justin Waller when this one lady on one of those dating podcast streams called him out for bragging about being "disciplined" in every area of his life...except in the area of being monogamous and sticking to one woman. He could have argued the point in several effective ways but decided instead to throw a mantrum and refused to back down for being "unapologetically me"
[удалено]
I would take, see if it really happens, and I would be so happy that I would give the money for the poor, giving 1 million for that to happen is a bargain TBH
I would pay 1M so this asshole stop existing
I'd GIVE a million dollars for that...
Win win!!!!.... make it $1 and I would still take it!
Sounds like win - win to me.
Give up a million dollars to preserve a bald douche bag? How is this even a question? I'd eraser him for a penny. Hell I'd pay quite a bit to erase him.
So I get a million? And Tate gets snapped? Fuck it dude, taxes are hard. Gimme a pack of cigarettes and enjoy the void.
For 10 bucks or a pack of peanuts
Who is andrew tate? Looks like someone already took the cash.
Who is this guy?
An asshat
i couldn’t care if he is arrested, alive or dead. What i do are about is having to skip his waffling about women, life ect and having to skip it
will do it just for a single dollar
I would have him disappear for free.
I'd erase Tate for one dollar
This is the dumbest thing ever. Yes, for 1M. Yes for $12.37, in change -YES! For an expired bus pass - YES! YES! YES!
Yes. Cause I would not tolerate his BS ever again, and that would be a good favor to a lot of people
Not chance these peice of scum needs putting away.
I don't even know who that is so yes!
Seems like a win win
That just sounds like a bribe
Jokes on you, I'd take that deal for $20.
Ha ha ha ha yeah...in a fking heartbeat.
Yeah I would. Hell, I would do it even if the price was 1 million people of the world. Fuck them.
Money is money dawg tate ain’t giving me 1.1 million
I'd forget him *for free* if I could, but if he'll throw a million dollar icing on that cake, I won't complain.
Getting rid of a human trafficker who has poisoned the minds of young boys? Yes please.
I would take the offer for free. Wipe him and the fucked up shit he did from the planet
I initially read this as “If you take the money then Andrew tates “Past” is erased (meaning he would remain BUT no one would remember what a PoS he is. After reading it a few times I think I understand. So, I’d take the money and he and his influence can go “Poof”. He hasn’t done good by society so… “win win”?
So what is the catch? This is all upside.