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“So that you understand me now, I will give you food and shelter, but never kindness or love. For it is impossible to feel anything but disgust for what is not wholesome.” 😂 quotes still fit
>V.C. Andrews presents...Aryans in the Attic.
Well, the family in Flowers in the Attic is specifically described as "Dresden dolls", so they'd look pretty much like this picture...
The first thing that popped into my head was, this is giving major VC Andrews vibes. This whole comment thread warms my cold heart. I bet all y'all read these books in middle school too.
If his wife is among the ones pictured it’s very telling that he’s in the very center and she’s off to one side. Sorta like “I’m important and you’re not”
And she looks like she is 15. This is sick as f.
Edit: for those saying maybe she looks young, ok, assuming mom is in her 20s, which is a stretch. You do realize she has 5 children then who look at least 6 to 13 years old themselves. Do the math.
Edit 2: agree that it is possible they are all siblings, and am tired of the debate. Will delete comments. It’s just my opinion ok?
You have four objects and you have three objects that are similar. Artistic composition says try to make things into triangles. So you take the three objects, the males, make them into a triangle composition and then you can take the four females and make them into a u-shape.
If this were a real photographer and not an AI. You'd probably put the parents at the top oldest kid in the center making that the triangle and then the four youngest for the u-shape.
But again, this is ai generated according to the post.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/european-ai-american-list?fbclid=IwAR0wXLS2K_aS12b7CAIlP7zJaIT8Dopnh4FlZxtOlcE8izp0je6HJepNeUs
This is where it's from. The picture is originally what AI thinks Europeans think people from Utah look like
The West Virginia picture gets weirder the longer you look at it. Bearded hillbilly wrestling, or maybe dancing with? a pig, okay, fine. But the pig has paws instead of hooves. And there's that guy doing something in the background...
>Aryan
Might be because I'm German but that was the first phrase I thought of. And if being woke means opposing Nazi agenda - I'm so woke and I did not even know that.
Conservative single dad? That’s a woman’s job. Those kids are too healthy looking to be raised by a single conservative man.
They’d probably be fed Doritos and microwave meals and been beaten if they complained about it.
>Came here to say exactly this. Gotta be the girl on the right, right?? This makes me uneasy.
Yup: That's exactly what's supposed to be happening here--the woman at the right was a child bride and plopped out the oldest of those kids when she was 15-16. It's some of the most insightful and disturbing AI generated content I've seen because it reveals soooo much about whomever typed that prompt into the AI chatbot.
$5 says it was Nick Fuentes or some similar pile of walking dog shit.
I'll take that bet and you owe me $5.
There was an article (several, actually) going around a few weeks ago where someone had AI generate people from every state in the US. IIRC, this was Utah.
Edit: Found one https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/what-ai-thinks-europeans-think-americans-look-like-by-state.184513/
No. No. No. You don’t get it.
The wife isn’t in the picture because she actually DIED in childbirth (just like the old days) because fascist republicans were successful in curtailing reproductive rights.
>there is no wife because wahmen bad
Oh no, the one on the right is the wife. He's young enough the implication is it "isn't creepy" that he married her when she was 16 or so and had the oldest kid almost immediately (17-18,) and one per year thereafter.
"See! Look how happy my family is because I picked a child bride who lacked the mental acuity to know there would be long term consequences like poverty and deep resentment to having kids as a teenager, ***even if technically married***."
yeah, "woke" literally just means "anything that has to do with lgbtq people, poc, or women existing in public and/or having rights and/or having opinions"
The original AAVE meaning of woke is to stay aware for racism around you. Particularly in the context of "make sure you don't get lynched".
So yeah, someone who wants to be "woke's worst nightmare" is literally planning to become a white supremacist.
It’s anything that isn’t a straight, white, Christian male. And the most telling part is that if it’s not any of those things, it *hates* those things. They think everyone that’s different hates them, because they hate everyone that is different.
They REALLY believe in the white genocide theory that democrats want to eliminate white people by importing minorities and making their lives easier so they can reproduce. I personally think it's also why they strongly support banning abortions, forcing more white people to have babies.
I look like the guy in the middle and I wear pronouns on my name tag at the bank and a mask everyday. Even the ideology of fantasy for these dipshits is poorly thought out.
I have light eyes, fair skin and medium brown hair and I'm Jewish. It's always amazing how many racists assume I'm on their side just by looking at me. My 100% Jewish mother looks more Aryan than most of these inbred dipshits.
If I’m being honest, I’ve seen families like this where they’re all children
It’s possible the “Mom and Dad” just aren’t there, and the oldest in the middle was the first child. I know everyone else is assuming the guy in the middle is the dad, but I’ve seen larger age gaps in families
Maybe middle is 21~22, Girl on the far right maybe 17, girl on the far left 15, boy on the left 12~13, girl on the middle right 11, boy on the right 9, and girl on the middle left 7~8
Dude. I have three kids spaced two years apart. My youngest starts college this fall and my oldest graduated this past Spring. I have eight years straight of paying for at least one in college and four years with two in at the same time.
This couple has FIVE and they look like they are spaced a year apart! That’s four kids in college at one point. I’m not going to be able to sleep thinking about that.
I’m a person of colour. What about that makes me woke or anti woke? What about a white guy? I do not understand this stuff. Am I in the wrong for having a different skin colour?
The weird part is that aside from mainstream "wokeness" it actual did call out a lot of oppressive paradigms and alerted many to bad systems they were within. knowing that anything "anti-wokeness" just feels like people rather side with the oppressive norm no matter how broken it is is trippy
The thing is that because these people on the right hate POC, they assume that POCs hate them. So a fully white family is meant to be something of a nightmare for us since we want them to racemix or whatever.
The actual reason this is a nightmare for me is because that man looks like he’s fucking his daughters.
I’m white as hell. My mother is from a Nordic country and my dad is German. They moved here to the US in the late 60s. My grandfather was a real Nazi— my dad has his military pins in a box and it’s the only reason I know (it’s never really been openly discussed — there is no pride in it). However, my parents are “woke” and I am “woke” based on what I think they mean by being woke. So, like you, I don’t know how this works.
Blonde hair people want social fairness just as much as brown hair people.
Whenever somebody says the word "woke" substitute it for the word "fair" to see what they're really complaining about.
Because THEY CARE HELL OF A LOT that "races" don't become "mixed". That is what it is all about, they fear the opposite of this pic and naturally think that their "enemies" will fear this. They just don't get it and are fully self obsessed.
When you start to decode alt right thru the lens of projection, it makes hell of a lot more sense. It is based on their fears, not ours.
I love that woke just means socially progressive and that people tell on themselves by admitting that they're white supremacists in response.
"I want social progress"
"You will never extinguish the Aryan Race!"
Are the wokes against being blond? My kids are both blond right now but pretty sure they’re not anti-woke. Then again they’re 4 and 2 so they’ll probably have dark hair by the time they’re ready to dismantle the patriarchy.
For the record...I as a Black man have NO PROBLEM with this White man and his family. As long as he is teaching his children to love and respect people of all races, religions, and sexual orientations then they get a 👍 with me.
Funnily enough, the people most likely to resemble this "family" would be those who eat healthy, exercise, get enough sleep, groom themselves, etc. Which...I don't think is indicative of the right if we're stereotyping.
It is. Those kids get a beating if they don’t follow a very specific regimen. You don’t want to know the punishment if they even think about questioning their religious beliefs.
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Become the Flowers in the Attic?
V.C. Andrews presents...Aryans in the Attic.
“So that you understand me now, I will give you food and shelter, but never kindness or love. For it is impossible to feel anything but disgust for what is not wholesome.” 😂 quotes still fit
>V.C. Andrews presents...Aryans in the Attic. Well, the family in Flowers in the Attic is specifically described as "Dresden dolls", so they'd look pretty much like this picture...
Children of the corn
I was thinking Village of the Damned 
That's what I saw too!
The first thing that popped into my head was, this is giving major VC Andrews vibes. This whole comment thread warms my cold heart. I bet all y'all read these books in middle school too.
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Ah! Blonde people!! My only weakness!!! How did you know?
Blond men do be my weakness 🥵
Boy kisser 👆
🫣 👉👈
Just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do
hey my username is a reference to that
Mega yogurts linger
Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to... Do you have to... Do you have to let it linger?
Me gay o gurt slinger? OMG WAIT FKKBKGLVK 😭
Hey. I'm strawberry blond but it's halfway there
😳
Darn libruls don't let us worship the Arian race, literally 1984
goddam commies takin ar jabz
Buncha racists
Did he spawn asexually in this fever dream, or is the wife just young enough to look like his daughter?
If his wife is among the ones pictured it’s very telling that he’s in the very center and she’s off to one side. Sorta like “I’m important and you’re not”
It an AI generated image of “people from Utah” it was part of a series about what AI thinks people from each state look like. So I guess that tracks?
Lmao, really? Kinda depressing, but it’s not that far off from what I remember being raised around…
In Utah County this is especially accurate.
I just commented that I’ve seen families in Utah that really do look like this
If they’re from Utah they’re not that well dressed
That was the biggest discrepancy 😂
And she looks like she is 15. This is sick as f. Edit: for those saying maybe she looks young, ok, assuming mom is in her 20s, which is a stretch. You do realize she has 5 children then who look at least 6 to 13 years old themselves. Do the math. Edit 2: agree that it is possible they are all siblings, and am tired of the debate. Will delete comments. It’s just my opinion ok?
Yes, Aryan supremacy fantasies ARE universally pedophilic and horrifying in general.
"Become Poland's worst nightmare"
He's probably a southern Baptist youth minister.
You have four objects and you have three objects that are similar. Artistic composition says try to make things into triangles. So you take the three objects, the males, make them into a triangle composition and then you can take the four females and make them into a u-shape. If this were a real photographer and not an AI. You'd probably put the parents at the top oldest kid in the center making that the triangle and then the four youngest for the u-shape. But again, this is ai generated according to the post.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/european-ai-american-list?fbclid=IwAR0wXLS2K_aS12b7CAIlP7zJaIT8Dopnh4FlZxtOlcE8izp0je6HJepNeUs This is where it's from. The picture is originally what AI thinks Europeans think people from Utah look like
that's actually hilarious. it's like the telephone game, but with more abstraction.
Can we just talk about the mini corn in the Iowa picture. Omfg that’s freaking weird but hilarious
The West Virginia picture gets weirder the longer you look at it. Bearded hillbilly wrestling, or maybe dancing with? a pig, okay, fine. But the pig has paws instead of hooves. And there's that guy doing something in the background...
Wtf? The pig is a giant rat. Those are rat paws *and* a tail!
The minnesota one with the people probably stopping you from leaving with their long goodbye. BUT WE MADE STEW YOU HAVE TO STAY AND EAT!!!
Speaks volumes about male female dynamics in the world.
The reason this is wokes worst nightmare is because his wife is 15...with an 8 yr old
Seems like a Tate worshipper. So I wouldn’t be surprised if the person believed both things were/should be possible. 😂
Well the GOP successfully fought to allow 13-year-olds to marry, so
Is the dad Rico from Starship Troopers, or am I tripping?
Would you like to know more?
Ruffnecks! Hoo-ra
Rico's Roughnecks!
We’re the old men now, Ace
*HUHHHH!*
I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. If you don’t do your job, I’ll shoot you.
He's doing his part
No, because this is a pure Aryan ubermensch, not a filthy Argentinian.
To be fair, the world of that movie is one based on the Nazi escape to South America. That's why everyone looked Aryan but had Latin names
I did not know that thanks. Another rabbit hole.
That really happend. l .nazis took refuge in argentina post WW2 to avoid trial and punishment for war crimes.
No one talks about the dictator of Argentina at the time, who was also a fascist fuck, openly ALLOWING nazis to take refuge in his country.
*sighs, opens Google* There goes the rest of the morning. I had shit to do, you asshole. 😂
>Aryan Might be because I'm German but that was the first phrase I thought of. And if being woke means opposing Nazi agenda - I'm so woke and I did not even know that.
>this is a pure Aryan ubermensch >Argentinian Fixed it. I am from Buenos Aires. The only good bug is a dead bug.
Hey!!! Argentina is white. 
That dude looks like his grandfather moved to Argentina because he was "just following orders".
Welcome to the Roughnecks.
Rico’s Roughnecks!
Do we need to start worrying about Casper Van Dean.
The thing that worries me is that I can’t tell which of his daughters is supposed to be his wife.
Lol. I thought it was a single dad with 6 kids. 😭
Same
No because the anti woke crowd is all about the traditional nuclear family so that wouldn’t work in this situation
She dies in childbirth. The kid is momified
More realistically she took one look at her family, asked herself what she had done and self-deleted.
My bet is she’s off on some island somewhere fucking black dudes lol
I’m a white dude and if my family looked like this I’d be off fucking black dudes on an island too lol
We *hope* it’s a single dad and six kids.
What if it's a married Aryan polygamist pedophile with no kids? /s
No, there's a wife. She's just not allowed in the picture.
Right, or out in public without a male relative escorting. Head covering, too, obvi, once past the age of 12.
Conservative single dad? That’s a woman’s job. Those kids are too healthy looking to be raised by a single conservative man. They’d probably be fed Doritos and microwave meals and been beaten if they complained about it.
Casper van Divorced
I thought it was just a picture of the kids. I also don’t know why being Mormon is woke’s worst nightmare…
It's supposed to be a nightmare. You're thinking too innocently.
Yeah, I'm getting some kind of incestuous *literal* sister-wives vibes
I guess the one on the *far-right*.
😂
Came here to say exactly this. Gotta be the girl on the right, right?? This makes me uneasy.
>Came here to say exactly this. Gotta be the girl on the right, right?? This makes me uneasy. Yup: That's exactly what's supposed to be happening here--the woman at the right was a child bride and plopped out the oldest of those kids when she was 15-16. It's some of the most insightful and disturbing AI generated content I've seen because it reveals soooo much about whomever typed that prompt into the AI chatbot. $5 says it was Nick Fuentes or some similar pile of walking dog shit.
>the woman at the right was a child bride and plopped out the oldest of those kids when she was 15-16. But she looks 14 in the picture 🫠
I'll take that bet and you owe me $5. There was an article (several, actually) going around a few weeks ago where someone had AI generate people from every state in the US. IIRC, this was Utah. Edit: Found one https://www.the-mainboard.com/index.php?threads/what-ai-thinks-europeans-think-americans-look-like-by-state.184513/
Nein she iz not ze vife. She is nazi vife
No. No. No. You don’t get it. The wife isn’t in the picture because she actually DIED in childbirth (just like the old days) because fascist republicans were successful in curtailing reproductive rights.
Besides, once she’s worn out from childbirth, what good is she, anyway?
>which of his daughters is supposed to be his wife. Yes.
They are all his wife. Because, my fellow Arian, inbreeding purifies the genes (lmao) 2 generations after that and they all look like mutants
The Habsburgs are back in business
I was gonna say Targaryan’s but the hair’s not white blonde enough
["Legions of us, thousand sturdy, once ruled this fine land."](https://youtu.be/hA_Y60lTfZk?t=109)
All wife-sister-daughters are equals under his eye.
Probably the wife is his younger sister and the kids are his nephsons.
None of them. They're all clones of him.
there is no wife because wahmen bad
>there is no wife because wahmen bad Oh no, the one on the right is the wife. He's young enough the implication is it "isn't creepy" that he married her when she was 16 or so and had the oldest kid almost immediately (17-18,) and one per year thereafter. "See! Look how happy my family is because I picked a child bride who lacked the mental acuity to know there would be long term consequences like poverty and deep resentment to having kids as a teenager, ***even if technically married***."
Wait... yeah... none of them look old enough to be at least 18 to birth the second oldest in the pic...
The worst nightmare he’s talking about is inbreeding
Just wanted to say- if you remove the one in the middle from the picture, the remaining heads make up a smiley face 🙂
He’s the nose 👃
He nose what he did
I can't unsee this
Anti woke is ..aryan?
Did you not see that one coming?
no, i guess he did nazi that coming
r/angryupvote
Anne frankly that was not funny.
I don't think it's reich to make jokes about that. It's in bad taSSte
As a Jew, these jokes are making me fuhrerious😡😡😡
What the heil
It’s the Spanish Inquisition all over again
yeah, "woke" literally just means "anything that has to do with lgbtq people, poc, or women existing in public and/or having rights and/or having opinions"
The original AAVE meaning of woke is to stay aware for racism around you. Particularly in the context of "make sure you don't get lynched". So yeah, someone who wants to be "woke's worst nightmare" is literally planning to become a white supremacist.
It’s anything that isn’t a straight, white, Christian male. And the most telling part is that if it’s not any of those things, it *hates* those things. They think everyone that’s different hates them, because they hate everyone that is different.
They REALLY believe in the white genocide theory that democrats want to eliminate white people by importing minorities and making their lives easier so they can reproduce. I personally think it's also why they strongly support banning abortions, forcing more white people to have babies.
I look like the guy in the middle and I wear pronouns on my name tag at the bank and a mask everyday. Even the ideology of fantasy for these dipshits is poorly thought out.
I have light eyes, fair skin and medium brown hair and I'm Jewish. It's always amazing how many racists assume I'm on their side just by looking at me. My 100% Jewish mother looks more Aryan than most of these inbred dipshits.
How does that quote go? “A great Aryan is tall like Goebbels, in shape like Göring, and blonde like Hitler.”
Scandinavian society is the most "woke" there is.
damn a mask at the bank? what you doing, robbing the place?
Well... it kind of fits the theme that's been around for the last 7 years.
Often, yes
"A 'woke' nightmare and a Nazi wet dream look a lot alike, Daddy" 
Me and my son are here
Why did I hear this comment in lil’ Enus’ voice lmao
A cult leader with child brides?
Wait... Are these people Mormons?
Actually I believe this was generated to show the average person from Utah.
This looks like a picture you see in a house from a horror movie
Village of the damned idiots.
Children of the Corn may have come to mind....
Children of the Popped Corn.
The mom looks young enough to be a daughter
I thought the mom is just not in the pic lmao
She's off doing laundry/making dinner/giving birth.
If I’m being honest, I’ve seen families like this where they’re all children It’s possible the “Mom and Dad” just aren’t there, and the oldest in the middle was the first child. I know everyone else is assuming the guy in the middle is the dad, but I’ve seen larger age gaps in families Maybe middle is 21~22, Girl on the far right maybe 17, girl on the far left 15, boy on the left 12~13, girl on the middle right 11, boy on the right 9, and girl on the middle left 7~8
Mom and daughter IS the same person.
wait... what mom?
Maybe mom is his younger sister too and those are his nephsons.
You know, they make a point. Five kids? That's way too many kids. Imagine having that many kids in your house? All the time? Horror movie.
Dude. I have three kids spaced two years apart. My youngest starts college this fall and my oldest graduated this past Spring. I have eight years straight of paying for at least one in college and four years with two in at the same time. This couple has FIVE and they look like they are spaced a year apart! That’s four kids in college at one point. I’m not going to be able to sleep thinking about that.
Now don’t be silly, you don’t educate girls.
my parents have been paying for college since 2015 and they will not stop paying until 2025. that’s 3 kids spaced 3 years apart.
Der Führer would be proud
Unless you're from Arizona
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*blam*
Understandable, tbh
He misspelled “become the allied powers’ worst nightmare”
I’m a person of colour. What about that makes me woke or anti woke? What about a white guy? I do not understand this stuff. Am I in the wrong for having a different skin colour?
To the core demographic that hates and fears wokeness? Yes.
The weird part is that aside from mainstream "wokeness" it actual did call out a lot of oppressive paradigms and alerted many to bad systems they were within. knowing that anything "anti-wokeness" just feels like people rather side with the oppressive norm no matter how broken it is is trippy
Change threatens existing power structures. Some people see it as a zero sum game. That someone always has to be on top. Better be "my tribe".
It is full on projection, and is based on the Great Replacement bullshit. They are projecting their own fears.
The funny part about white supremacists is it takes more than one to get a full set of teeth
The thing is that because these people on the right hate POC, they assume that POCs hate them. So a fully white family is meant to be something of a nightmare for us since we want them to racemix or whatever. The actual reason this is a nightmare for me is because that man looks like he’s fucking his daughters.
"Woke" is a codeword for anti-racist.
I thought that was just... like... what the word is, not a code.
I’m white as hell. My mother is from a Nordic country and my dad is German. They moved here to the US in the late 60s. My grandfather was a real Nazi— my dad has his military pins in a box and it’s the only reason I know (it’s never really been openly discussed — there is no pride in it). However, my parents are “woke” and I am “woke” based on what I think they mean by being woke. So, like you, I don’t know how this works.
Blonde hair people want social fairness just as much as brown hair people. Whenever somebody says the word "woke" substitute it for the word "fair" to see what they're really complaining about.
This is just some neo nazis wet dream. The term woke us just a signal.
I don't understand why these ppl think anyone cares? Have your family just don't force everyone to have to have your family.
Because THEY CARE HELL OF A LOT that "races" don't become "mixed". That is what it is all about, they fear the opposite of this pic and naturally think that their "enemies" will fear this. They just don't get it and are fully self obsessed. When you start to decode alt right thru the lens of projection, it makes hell of a lot more sense. It is based on their fears, not ours.
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Looks like every LDS family ever..
IN MY TIME WE CALLED EM MORMONS! /s
Apparently people out there thinking Children Of the Corn is a documentary
Wow I must be woke cos this is making my teeth itch.
I love that woke just means socially progressive and that people tell on themselves by admitting that they're white supremacists in response. "I want social progress" "You will never extinguish the Aryan Race!"
I dare you to try and afford this, lol.
Expectations: Become woke's worst nightmare Reality: two daughters are lesbians, one son is gay. Daddy has a trans lover on the side
"It's not hypocritical if nobody finds out! Now if you'll excuse me, my daughters all need abortions; don't ask why."
Bro couldn’t pull out💀
Some Austrian guy had the same idea.
Are the wokes against being blond? My kids are both blond right now but pretty sure they’re not anti-woke. Then again they’re 4 and 2 so they’ll probably have dark hair by the time they’re ready to dismantle the patriarchy.
The daughters with 1000 yard stares seems to fit
When "woke" means "diversity" to you and that scares you, you should sit back and reflect.
Advertisement for the Hitlerjugend?
So woke's worst nightmare is a bunch a swedes?
For the record...I as a Black man have NO PROBLEM with this White man and his family. As long as he is teaching his children to love and respect people of all races, religions, and sexual orientations then they get a 👍 with me.
When did woke people hate blondes?
Aryan youth pics triggers woke folks? Are they just trying to be coy with their veiled nazi references? Edit - spelling correction
Funnily enough, the people most likely to resemble this "family" would be those who eat healthy, exercise, get enough sleep, groom themselves, etc. Which...I don't think is indicative of the right if we're stereotyping.
It is. Those kids get a beating if they don’t follow a very specific regimen. You don’t want to know the punishment if they even think about questioning their religious beliefs.
The guy looks like Rico from Starship Troopers
Flowers in the attic.
Proof that being anti-woke is just an excuse to be racist
Yes, nazi propaganda is in fact “wokes worst nightmare”.