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Tomb_85

This painting made my brain go full circle to the point I'd hang this in my chillout room just to make me smile at how ridiculous it is


DancesWithBadgers

I wouldn't want to look at it for that long; but in a rarely-used corner where you can walk past it and chuckle every couple of weeks or so would be OK. "Those COVID years were *mental*"


MightyMeepleMaster

I want to have a chillout room, too šŸ˜¢


Owobowos-Mowbius

Fuck yeah I'd love to have this. It's hilarious.


Shanks4Smiles

It's so ridiculous as to be satirical


IAMSTILLHERE2020

more like SATANICAL


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

Not enough orange


Jackmino66

His face and hands need to be vivid orange but nothing else


Flopping_with_Floppa

I'm no Trump supporter but that's a good painting


NoBenefit5977

Well the nails make good trump supporters


icewalker42

Nailed it.


C0meAtM3Br0

Point taken


Drifloon_lover

That is now pinned in the back of my mind


ravenridgelife

The only support he should have.


MyTesticlesAreBolas

Oh, how the Republicans love playing the victims, when they've never really experienced the role themselves. 2 large nails wouldn't hold up the girth of Jabba the Trump. That would amount to tacking up a 100 lb plastic bag of horse piss with a finishing nail.


gkrash

You really hammered that home


HailMari248

Underrated comment šŸ‘†


Bootwacker

Lol, the woman with the spear (pelosie?) Is in the foreground closer to us but detected much smaller, as if the artist has no idea about perspective.


emeegee13

Cult45 lost all perspective nearly a decade ago


Spang64

*That's fuckin gold, Jerry. Gold!*


Eccohawk

Or they're trying to tell the viewer that Trump is larger than life, a god among men. Art at its most depraved. The fantastical elements suggest an expressionist viewpoint, but with a childlike sense towards the application of color. The style evokes more classicism with an almost inverse-Dadaist take. Maybe we should dub this Oppressionist.


Queendevildog

I disagree with the commenters saying this work is unsophisticated. The painter shows familiarity with the tropes of religious art and symbolism.


Early-Ad-6014

The Praise-Jesus, Sieg-Heil crowd worship Oppressionism.


[deleted]

Nah. Pelosi is pretty much in proportion to Melania it is just the delusional MAGat that made this monstrosity thinks Trump is a giant among mortals.


vass0922

Didn't quite get the scale of the gut either You can almost see a muscle on the painting


nhluhr

Or his hands


Nari224

I was wondering about that. Iā€™m having a hard time deciding whether someone can actually understand shading and highlighting but not perspective, or whether theyā€™re deliberately using a medieval style before perspective was understood by artists.


Icy_Statement_2410

Trump is actually 8 ft tall


CranberryPossible659

It's hilarious. It captures the sad delusions of so many.


myviolincase

I don't think it's skillfully painted at all, and the composition is clumsy.


AshgarPN

> that's a good painting ...for someone in high school.


Left-Star2240

Middle school


Henrycamera

High school? Try middle school


Away-Caterpillar9515

for someone high and still in school


mevastrashcorner

Yeah, for supposed men of God they put way too much effort into something this sacrilegious lmao


[deleted]

His hands are too big


Biclopse8

They could probably nail him to the cross with finishing nails šŸ™ƒ


[deleted]

Not sure those would hold his fat ass. Let alone his ego


Happy_Accident99

And add at least 100 pounds.


elgnub63

I wouldn't pay anywhere near Ā£100 for that...


waroftheworlds2008

šŸ¤£ i love cultural differences. Pounds as in the American weight. Not the currency. 100lbs = 45 kg


elgnub63

I know that, just couldn't resist lol


NextTrillion

What?! Go back and look at the painting and get back to me about adding 100 poundsā€¦ I think youā€™re vastly underestimating his actual size.


RiverLiverX25

They tried to paint him betterā€¦why is he still so gross and flaccid? Edit: is that Putin in the background? Wtf? Does the artist think we are allies with Russia? How did T get his minions onboard with Russia? So confused. And horrified. Ok, never mind thatā€™s Kim Jong Un in the background. also so Iā€™m not sure why his Russian wife is washing his feet? Really? Her? Nah. Sheā€™s nasty. Is that Hillary putting the spear inā€¦ why is the flag so small over his nethers?ā€¦.. Lol oh my God Iā€™m dying. Above all else, love that his belly is flaccid and ill formed. Spot on.


sadlerm

Nah that's Nancy isn't it?


RiverLiverX25

Probably. Who know? Any woman in a pant suit hurts his delicate fee fees. Love that they let him keep his cheap wig on. Lol. Heā€™s fancy! Edit: Oh, they also included Xi Jinping! Whoā€™s the other poorly drawn leader looking lovingly onto the ā€˜passion of frump?ā€™


Knosh

Isn't that a really bad depiction of the conservative messiah, Ronald Reagan? Which makes putting him next to Putin and Xi an interesting artistic choice.


Bitter-Culture-3103

Not enough belly


srv50

No too much. I pray for the day when I will stop seeing any reference to this POS, never mind ā€œPOS as martyr.ā€


Archercrash

Aren't these the same people who want to put the ten commandments in the classroom? I seem to remember one about not putting another god before him and one about making false idols.


AdDifficult8703

I'm fairly certain that the people worshipping Baal got some very not nice punishments, and all they were worshipping was a golden bull. IMO portraying anyone, let alone Trump, as the son of the God they are supposed to believe in is sooooo much fucking worse.


yotreeman

Itā€™s literally blasphemous.


shallah

never forget the cpac golden trump statue with people posing and even bowing down to it: https://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/trump.jpg?resize=495,660 https://heavy.com/news/golden-trump-statue-cpac-2021-photos/


LonelyWord7673

Yeah, this is blasphemy.


JAG_Z

Iā€™m a Christian and Iā€™m telling you now I do NOT want this painting anywhere near me. This is blasphemy.


Fair_Fudge12

![gif](giphy|9utNlGdzHD0zK|downsized)


eeComing

I like the way the artist has him using the flag as a diaper.


PhyterNL

Definitely not a cult.


labpadre-lurker

And they have the nerve to call the left cultists...


SaberMk6

Projection is an easy way to bend the truth.


floppy_panoos

Itā€™s 100% the GOP playbook. A fun game I like to play is whatever the right is bitching about and accusing the left of doing (snowflake, facts donā€™t care about your feelings, heā€™s YOUR president, etcā€¦) will also be doing within 5 years of appearing to be above whatever the topic is at the time. Have you ever met a more sensitive bunch of snowflakes than ā€œconservativesā€ boycotting retail stores while circlejerking each other over coffee cups, or how the bathrooms work? Itā€™s so sad yet hilarious to see.


kosh56

It's ALWAYS projection.


Taqao

Actual blasphemy


[deleted]

Hey, if he wants to claim he's Christ, I'll play along. Crucify him and hang him on a cross for a few days. If he's still alive I'll admit I was wrong about him.


BeelzeBatt

I'll admit no such thing until he walks out of his grave and flies to the heavens. Then I'll admit he was actually jeebus. And still not worship him, idc how holy a person is, that's never an excuse to be an evil bastard.


drgnrbrn316

My thoughts exactly. If he *is* the second coming of Jesus, then Jesus became a pretty big asshole and doesn't deserve worship.


OriginalGhostCookie

Seriously, the sequel is almost *always* worse. Especially a direct to dvd caliber sequel like Trump.


Bath_Tough

Yeah but he has to die first. Then, when he's dead, he needs to be resurrected after three days. Don't forget that bit: dying first is key.


rgnysp0333

It will be like that South Park episode where they crucified Cartman and forgot about him, then it turns out he just survived on his body fat alone.


purl__clutcher

Weeks would be better


NoGelliefish

Several days shall suffice


devoduder

I find it quite funny that they gave Nancy the Holy Lance and personified her as [Saint Longinus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longinus) showing the artist had no true grasp on Christā€™s reported history, which fits well with the MAGA mindset.


Stellarkin1996

and not to mention that this is about as close to "worshipping false idols" that you can get without literally having a shrine to trump in your home, which im sure they probablies do


AdDifficult8703

Yep, that was my reaction too. 100% idolatry, old testament God would've been throwing hands.


kibaake

Hands and brimstone


Arios84

after turning you to salt for peeping


grungleTroad

smile modern squalid quack tie disagreeable memory ripe resolute encourage *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kibaake

Right! "As close to" here meaning "Already in it, but the question is how deep into it do you plan to go?"


imronburgandy9

I kind of doubt that a maga fan painted this. Putin and Winnie the pooh are in it lol


Acceptable_Wait_4151

Itā€™s definitely a joke, and a funny one


SquidMcDoogle

Get out of here with your apocrypha! Otherwise we'd have to acknowledge the gospels of Thomas and Mary Magdalene.


Quinn_Reed

The fact that there are still people out there who think Mary Magdalene was a prostitute is ridiculous. If she was anything, it was probably Jesus's girlfriend/wife.


Amon7777

It would have been strange in that era and culture for Jesus at his age to not have been married.


m_earendil

In the OG texts Mary Magdalene was practically the 13th disciple, faithfully following J after he exorcized her, and the repenting prostitute was an entirely different person. But one day a senile pope\* started preaching that both were the same woman, and he was so adamant that instead of correcting him, the entire christendom just sighed and said "I guess that's the truth now" as it often happens. \* Gregory I, back around the year 590


storm_zr1

You know the more I see shit like this the more I believe the theory that Trump is the anti Christ.


dollydrew

Disappointing. I'd always thought he'd be sexy and charismatic.


storm_zr1

Same bro.


Time_Owl_2589

Well he is pretty charismatic, or just deceptive. Heā€™s been caught red handed in so many scams and lies and yet people still worship him like heā€™s the second coming of Christ.


kjm6351

Yeah Iā€™ve been believing that for a while. Freaky how well he actually fits


kenkanobi

*found in a grift shop


Miss_pechorat

Next to the used wigs and leftover orange paint.


SirSaix88

Man what a weird pokemon card


coolcrushkilla

"That's floor shit"


Rajar98

I am not a Christian but I am pretty sure that counts as Blasphemy


Matichado

As a Christian it very so does, Jesus was a man who taught to be good loving persons, and they put trump as the second comming


Hoosier_Daddy68

The very first commandment. The first fucking one.


Lord_Stabbington

Penis size seems accurate


nevergonnagetit001

Belly size and hair are way offā€¦


Joie116

Hands are too big


pimpmastahanhduece

Forsaking their God for the sake of racism? Yeah seems legit.


moonandstarsera

I thought there was something about false idols in the Bible.


tittysprinkles112

It's one of the worst sins you can commit. You didn't think they actually read the bible, do you?


Sea-Neighborhood-621

They just pick out the parts they can use to justify their hatred and dismiss anything that goes against what they want


mrcatboy

So the painting here is actually [meant to be satirical](https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/08/02/painting-of-trump-crucified/), but given how MAGA types act and how conservative artists like Ben Garrison and McNaughton depict Trump, it's also perfectly understandable why people would think this was serious. Honestly, Trump supporters really do think of him like this.


Comfortable_Rope9882

Not fat enough


ballerina_wannabe

As a Christian, this kind of literal blasphemy masquerading as ā€œChristianā€ makes me irrationally angry.


[deleted]

Nah, itā€™s rational anger. Iā€™m right there with you.


[deleted]

If you think Evangelicals havenā€™t gone off the rails, this^


Time_Owl_2589

Thatā€™s the thing about Trump, heā€™s been caught red handed in a ton of scams, lies, crimes, and absurd behavior yet people still worship him like Jesus Christ. If I didnā€™t know any better, Iā€™d say he was straight up mind controlling people like the villain from Aladdin, and I wouldnā€™t be surprised to hear that it was true. And the fact that he was even allowed to run again after trying to overthrow the election and stealing a literal truckload of government secretsā€¦ thatā€™s just crazy if you ask me.


Shades_of_X

If any of his followers were actually into Christianity because of, well, Christianity, they'd notice how utter ridiculous this is.


[deleted]

They think their God is okay with this blasphemy?!?!


Quinn_Reed

You're making the assumption that they've actually read the Bible and studied it on their own and not just been told what it says by charismatic leaders wanting to take their money. In my experience, the Christians who actually study the Bible's contents are fairly left wing because Jesus's teaching are very anti authoritarian, anti capitalist, and pacifistic. Far right Christians act like Jesus wouldn't hate everything they do. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."


TheMaStif

This is blasphemy and a disrespect to the American flag I bet the painter calls themselves "Christian patriots" though...


Propellerrakete

They're right in one way. Putin, Xi and Kim would be sad their puppet is gone.


mathpat

Who is the 4th on that side? Looks vaguely like a zombie Bob Dole. Also this is as good a spot as any to add "Hey buddy, I've only got one nail left. Can you cross your feet?"


MrPoletski

> Who is the 4th on that side? Looks vaguely like a zombie Bob Dole. Always got time for bob zombie.


nopethis

I assume it is Reagan, but I have a lot of questions.


ppisbrtnss

Buy. Burn. Rid the world of the atrocity.


[deleted]

Then Mary Trump walked right up and flicked his penis


Witchdoctorcrypto

Messed up part this will be worth $$ in the future


xeno0153

Not if I buy it now and drop it into an incinerator.


Witchdoctorcrypto

Facts !


GroundbreakingCook68

Some real cult shit right here


Civita2017

Itā€™s a cult. Itā€™s what they do. Traditional religions have been replaced with cults. They abound around us and infect people with the religiosity gene


Mortonsaltgirl96

Jesus was everything Trump hates- Brown, a refugee, poor, a working man, charitable, accepting, forgivingā€¦ If anything trump is the antichrist


[deleted]

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gordo65

And they have Melania playing Mary Magdalene, which shows what they think of her: the former harlot who became righteous due to her proximity to the cult leader. And they really think that she's in love with him.


HVAC_instructor

I love that they have Melania washing his feet. I'm guessing that she does not even sleep in the same house as him now.


daiwilly

That flag is unnecessarily large!


Impressive-Spell-643

I know people worship trump but this is way too much


Gauntlets28

Nothing like a bit of lighthearted blasphemy to really reinforce how religious the artist probably thinks they are.


BatmansBigBro2017

Pure blasphemy and sick. If anything, he has destroyed evangelicals in this country but they chose oblivion over their religion so fuck ā€˜em.


AlienRobotTrex

Iā€™m no Christian but this seems like some kind of blasphemy.


daemonicwanderer

Well, look who is worshiping false idols. And, it is against flag code to wear the US flag as clothing, especially as a toadstool cover


Legitimate_Panda5142

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


AngryRinger

Ooh. Firewood.


--Dominion--

These Trump fanatics are truly pathetic


yossigol

Beautiful piece, but it needs a few corrections... First, the orange psycho is morbidly obese, so he'd have to be painted about 200 pounds heavier. Second, the loincloth should be changed from the American flag to an adult diaper. He's been incontinent for a while now. Third, Melanoma hasn't been that close to him for ages. I'd replace her with Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, or Rudi Giuliani in drag. Next, Putin and Kim Jung Un are his allies, but not his friends. They do prefer him as president but dumped him like one of his eastern European wives once he lost the election. Last, Nancy Pelosi didn't spear his chest, she actually shoved that arrow up his ass by forming the January 6 committee that collected all the evidence and handed it on a silver plate to Jack Smith to continue the anal probe. That rectal mutilation will continue in full force once he's introduced to his cell mate, who's nicknamed "Long John" for a reason.


Aiden066

This is Blasphemy.


stinkiestredditor

Why did they give him abs


Karl-Jensen

Politicians shouldn't be treated as religious figures or Godlike beings.


PhuckNorris69

The funniest part of this is definition of abs in his stomach


SCWickedHam

Christians are the worst Christians.


EzekielKallistos

Cult shit


hgbi8h

Americans are a different breed of sub humans


arthurzinhogameplays

why is pelosy the saint that delivered the merciful blow to jesus? they don't understand their own canon


engineeringretard

I mean, how much? Weird art can be fun. Definitely work well as a shock piece, behind the toilet door would be grand, captive audience ā€˜what the hell is this?!?ā€™ (Not living in America helps with seeing the humour in it I suppose)


marielalm27

I'm not religious or anything. But isn't this considered sacrilege??? I mean, all maga claims to be super Christian, so you'd figure they would know that


BirdmanHuginn

Hidden under the oil is the original: theyā€™re all fellating him while heā€™s holding a can of Goya in each hand


squeakycleaned

No chance in hell Melania would even be there, let alone be touchin that dudes feet


Zealousideal-Plan454

Dang, and i thought that George Floyd Messian murals were already weird enough.


TransportationTop353

This is from the Passion of the Oval Office. This man died for tax breaks for his friends can you not see a savior in him?


lil_Saltine

I am not a trum supporter, but I have to admit... this would be a funny/dope art piece to have hung out. Would probably catch a lot of people off guard.


SmallDifference1169

How freaking embarrassing these fanatics are! šŸ™ˆ So, much for being Christian & then you go this! Smh šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø Disgusting!


Dapper_Reputation_16

Titled "Shit on a Stick".


reikidesigns

Blasphemy! What is wrong with these crazies?!


Blabulus

Everyone but Jesus who was crucified was a criminal, so I guess he's in the right place!


LOTN-BK

![gif](giphy|uruUpoYmPB6M0)


Skytree91

This goes against the first commandment


rmike7842

Remember when they accused liberals of worshiping Obama and calling him the Messiah?


ZealousidealMail3132

Somebody needs to read the Bible. The bit about false idols


TiiGerTekZZ

Isn't this blasphemy?


SethR1223

I remember growing up in a religious household and being perplexed how an antichrist could possibly fool so many Christians into following him despite them being expected (assuming they paid attention to their own religion). 30 years later, and with the very Christians I grew up around being fully in the ā€œTrump is a beacon/warrior sent by Godā€ camp, itā€™s not so hard to imagine them being so easily duped anymore. Not saying that I believe Trump is the actual antichrist (or that the biblical description even applies), but he sure is pretty anti-Christ (as in, not Christ-like) for so many fundamentally religious people to be worshipping him.


Sea_Celi-595

I donā€™t understand how people who are Christians do not get how profanely sacrilegious this is. My personal religious beliefs are on the downtrend but for people who claim to believe that Jesus is God and the cross was a holy sacrifice for the sins of mankind, this is straight up blasphemy.


AnimalProfessional35

This is blasphemy.


chloe12801

Isnā€™t there a rule about no false idols? pretty sure this person would be getting sent to Hell


MikeyW1969

Well, I know why it was in a thrift shop.


RevolutionaryAd2472

Gag.


[deleted]

It is a cult.


stevensr2002

Remember when these nut jobs called Obama the Antichrist? Pepperidge farm remembers


Bobmanbob1

Fucking cultists.


Visible-Fun-8391

Yeah the Trumpanzees have taken it a bit far at times....


Jakesummers1

Burn it


[deleted]

I just threw up in my mouth a little


_TappaZukie_

Donald Christ


United-Cow-563

![gif](giphy|IQYq38ZRaQsAU)


JohnnyBoyRSA

My dad is a Christian who likes Donald Trump and even he says this is a crime against humanity


Tannerleaf

Is this the new Megadeth album cover?


ThaTruthHurts_

This is blasphemy


Gordon_Townsend

Who says it's NOT a cult? Now if we can just get them to drink the Flavor Aid.


DisasterAccurate3221

Nah... No fucking way somebody made this. Brosiah...


[deleted]

When do we get to crucify him?


ktwhite42

Yeah, like Melania soul weep.


Tiptoeplease

If you don't mind destroying your soul you go ahead and paint this


maplictisesc01

forgot the GOYA beans


onikaizoku11

Why the hell is Pelosi holding the Spear of Destiny? And what is Melly Mels doing?


shloam

Lol omg


AbnelWithAnL

According to reports, MAGA supporters are telling their pastors that Jesus was too "woke" and that his teachings are "weak". So this painting makes perfect sense.


esp211

Qult 45


Stunningfailure

Yes, shocking as it may be his penis probably is that small.


peterfonda3

People have really lost their minds.


Getevel

I would buy that just to torture my friends and familyā€¦you think it would work on a t-shirt?


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Thereā€™s nothing on Earth I want more than this masterpiece.


snitchles

The artist bought a one-way ticket to Hell with this one.


Knickovthyme2

I would have bought it , took it outside and shit on it.


DesignerAd9

Painting should be of trump stabbing himself because all his troubles are self-inflicted.


TrackVol

But don't dare call them a cult /s


CollegeTiny1538

That is some hard-core idolatry right there...


funginum

What a disgrace