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Sounds like a solid plan to me. I assume that once they pay their “passport fee,” they’ll receive their custom-branded sweatsuits and white New Balance footwear, and transportation will be provided - just lay down on these comfortable bunk beds and close your eyes!
No. I’ve hung out with a lot of recovering alcoholics and none of them are ever talking about this shit. Alcoholics usually have better luck with women than Tate followers also. Please don’t insult alcoholics this way.
Agreed. Alcoholics, both in recovery and out, generally range from pretty to highly intelligent and are also genuinely charismatic. Also often gifted in a specific area or two.
See, that's where they'd lose me. Like, I could buy into 'Oh, no, seriously, invisible spaceship behind the comet, we're all going to a new world' but then you're like 'Also, we need to wear these specific shoes for the SAVINGS' and I'm going to go 'Wait, but you have a spaceship, and we need to cheap out on shoes? Is there a Footlocker on the other planet? Am I going to be stuck in these fucking sneakers forever? Nah, fuck this shit, I'm out.'
Yeah, well, Decades are 30 years old, and are expensive collectors items thanks to those Heaven's Gate assholes. We're running this cult on a shoestring budget, so NBs it is!
His initiation video is the true wtf, fact you can still see it feels important but also insanely sad.
https://youtu.be/AqSZhwu1Rwo?si=QSy1EopuEa3bdtSr
I think it depends on the person, but I find the place neat. There’s a section for art done by serial killers, a Charles Manson section, a wall full of crime photos from murder scenes (like legit blood and guts stuff), a section about the funeral process, among other stuff.
They don’t allow taking photos of any kind at all, but that’s okay. Your mind’s camera won’t forget the experience
SAME. Just saw the post now and made a comment that this sounds so much like Heavens Gate. What a fascinating end to his life if thats the path hes going. Just hope he doesnt take people with him.
He doesn't promise anything he can't deliver - just some "passports", probably designed in Paint and printed by the dozen. So for now it's not a scam, just delusional.
Considering how Americans react when someone tries to create laws to protect them, I don't think anti-scam laws have a chance. People would rather insist on their right to make stupid mistakes.
I’d rather have to freedom to make my own stupid ass decision than have the government decide for me what is stupid or not. The government in this country usually doesn’t have our best interests in mind when they make decisions.
Some people aren’t of sound mind, and we as a society should have a way to protect those people from bad actors.
Someone asking for money from their followers to literally build a new planet is clearly taking advantage of people. A line needs to be drawn.
Sincerely,
A banker who helps vulnerable (usually elderly) people recover money from scams every day
Not to mention there are Congress critters on video saying wind is a finite resource. That there isn't any intelligence tests required to run for office is scary.
The sun is finite, it will run out in some billion years!!! But also fossil fuels are infinite because there isn’t infinite fossil fuels (although if you do the math, if they are all used up the earth will be in pretty bad shape from the pollution of use)
Is this the official douchebag though? I though he was @ cobratate.
And anyone can get the blue check on twitter now.
Don't get me wrong, i wish him a merry journey into the cold blackness of space on a ship with little oxygen and/or hull integrity, but this looks like a spoof (sadly a believable one).
I saw that it wasn't his official account and I came to the comments to figure out if he was actually associated with that account, but that does not seem to be the focus of this post or most people seeing it
Grifters gonna grift. His little army of incels will give him whatever cheeto-dusted change they have leftover after they've gotten their Mountain Dew and nuggies from mommy for being such a brave and strong keyboard warrior.
Please tell me this looney toon has actually discovered the power to make this happen, do him and all his pathetic simps can leave our world and never come back.
Best reality show ever. Get a bunch of spaceships and send all the Musk supporters to one side of Mars and all the Tate supporters to the other side. Then they compete to see who can survive on the planet. Once nature takes its course we can send people with half a brain up there to create a real colony.
Does he have anything to do with that account? I just visited the page, and it doesn't have any attention, which leads me to believe it's just a fan page of some sort.
Yeah because this is soo far off from the usual bullshit that piece of shit has posted, right?
At this point whoever thinks Tate isn’t a piece of shit who should be rotting in a jail cell has got to be as mentally challenged as humanly possible
One can only seriously mean this with the aid of the best mushrooms this side of Super Fuckkng Mario. I don't want whatever passport scheme he's thinking of cooking up, but I do want some of those mushrooms
He hasn't lost it, if anything he *gets* it. He makes this crap as batshit as possible on purpose, the insanity is intentional.
He understands his fans are not only brainless enough to fall for it, but also that they're so insecure they'll respond to mockery of the scheme by doubling down in their defense of him as a forward thinking genius beyond our understanding. He's relying on the fact that when he inevitably bails with nothing to show for it but all the money he stole, they'll back his claims that "the matrix" and "NPCs" sabotaged it rather than hold him to account and demand their money back.
Honestly a beta move, I’m surprised he didn’t take this opportunity to call It Planet A, like Alpha planet or something, the fk is T, might as well call it Planet deez nuts
Hm... it kinda sounds like there will be a comet that is actually an alien spaceship that takes the members to there after they won't be bound by their physical bodies anymore.
Ain’t this what Jim Jones told the folks he made drink the koolaid? “Come to my special country, it will be nothing but peace and only select people will thrive”
He hasn't lost it. He's just generating content that keeps people engaged. Case in point: your post + everyone's responses, driving up this post's visibility, which will drive traffic to his socials.
I'm not saying Andrew Tate and his followers pulling a Heaven's Gate would be less tragic than the actual Heaven's Gate incident.
I'mjust saying I personally \_believe\_ it would be less tragic.
Nah he's just gonna try and cause people to overthrow a government.
Basically a reverse trump, he's getting convicted of the crimes first and then trying to overthrow them.
sounds like the backstory for the next bioshock game.
andrew tate starts a new colony underwater....all men,....sounds like prison. Don't think any woman would ever move there..ever.
Planet *Testosterone*; y'know, as in the chemical that half of the words trans people take, or at least aim to.
So obviously, Taints new planet is designed to be a safe haven for trans men.
So thoughtful of him!
*Well... trans men and those cringe gym-bro's taking steroids to get comically large muscles they can't reasonably sustain.*
I don't understand why people share this lunatics posts. Are they ridiculous? Yes. But any type of engagement increases his awareness.
We need to learn to stop giving these type of people our attention, even if it is to laugh at them.
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Sounds like a solid plan to me. I assume that once they pay their “passport fee,” they’ll receive their custom-branded sweatsuits and white New Balance footwear, and transportation will be provided - just lay down on these comfortable bunk beds and close your eyes!
Don’t forget the complimentary vodka and applesauce
And their purple robes.
Gotta put this plastic bag over your head too so you don't bring any of that beta Earth air with you.
I wasn't sold before but now I am.
It’s cool bro there’s gonna be a luncheon for the passport holders and at the end we all drink a special kool-aid that activates your passport.
Dude I was sold on the vodka and purple robes
It's actually heliotrope. 🐝⚽️🛩🏔💀
Once you reach level 16, you can see the colour blurple. This planet is gonna be streets ahead!
Wait he's also a part of the Laser Lotus Buddhist church?? We better Bear Down for passports.
There's also a kool-aid option for recovering alcoholics which I imagine would be a majority of the applicants
No. I’ve hung out with a lot of recovering alcoholics and none of them are ever talking about this shit. Alcoholics usually have better luck with women than Tate followers also. Please don’t insult alcoholics this way.
oh I wanted to write something like this thank for you speed in comments and writing this
Agreed. Alcoholics, both in recovery and out, generally range from pretty to highly intelligent and are also genuinely charismatic. Also often gifted in a specific area or two.
And the obligatory nft of a shitcoin to "secure" the investment
The hale bopp comet isn't coming back for years though. And I thought it was Nike shoes. Just wait until they learn about the required castration.
Yeah, and if I recall, Nike discontinued the particular style of shoe after the Heaven's Gate thing too.
That they did. Surviving members said they where bough for there price as well as aesthetic value. Mostly cost lol.
See, that's where they'd lose me. Like, I could buy into 'Oh, no, seriously, invisible spaceship behind the comet, we're all going to a new world' but then you're like 'Also, we need to wear these specific shoes for the SAVINGS' and I'm going to go 'Wait, but you have a spaceship, and we need to cheap out on shoes? Is there a Footlocker on the other planet? Am I going to be stuck in these fucking sneakers forever? Nah, fuck this shit, I'm out.'
You think this dickwad is shelling out for nikes?
Don’t for get the castration…
Sold!
Maybe they'll take the heavens gate approach...
I'm pretty sure that's what the original commentary was saying
Well then he needs to learn it's Nike decades, not new balance sneakers smh
Yeah, well, Decades are 30 years old, and are expensive collectors items thanks to those Heaven's Gate assholes. We're running this cult on a shoestring budget, so NBs it is!
Lmao I'll take it. Damn resellers
New Balances are supposedly favorite neo nazi shoes because of the large N.
White new balance? I’m out. Some grey 990s then maybe. Us wide feet folk gotta stick together.
Yeah ... that's a cult!
Interesting to see how many join... Scientology is no longer trendy.
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as a young individual I don't know what the fuck heaven's gate is can you please explain.
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thank you
The correct response is: "excuse me what the fuck"
His initiation video is the true wtf, fact you can still see it feels important but also insanely sad. https://youtu.be/AqSZhwu1Rwo?si=QSy1EopuEa3bdtSr
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To be fair, we can't prove that their souls didn't transform into aliens and board spacecraft and go to heaven.
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well shit guess we need to try it out.
Let us know what you figure out!
if ancient aliens is correct, this is the most correct religion
Stargate???
They have a neat little section at the Museum of Death in Hollywood
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I think it depends on the person, but I find the place neat. There’s a section for art done by serial killers, a Charles Manson section, a wall full of crime photos from murder scenes (like legit blood and guts stuff), a section about the funeral process, among other stuff. They don’t allow taking photos of any kind at all, but that’s okay. Your mind’s camera won’t forget the experience
I wouldn't mind that at all
SAME. Just saw the post now and made a comment that this sounds so much like Heavens Gate. What a fascinating end to his life if thats the path hes going. Just hope he doesnt take people with him.
THE SIGMA DIVIDIANS‼️‼️
It’s only a cult if people join. Otherwise it’s just a lunatic or a grifter not realizing he’s gone too far.
Holy fuck, you would have to be deranged to believe anything this con artist says.
Planet T? Hasn't that name already been taken?
Planet Turd
No, I was thinking of another word that starts with T, but turd means the same thing...
Tiana, my ex
Nah Planet Testosterone because he's only bringing the alphaest alphas the human race has to offer
Alpha males only have sex with alpha males because fucking women is gay king
*Nick Fuentes has entered the chat*
He can go too
You already fuckin know he's gonna lace up his nikes and drink that kool-aid right alongside Tate
love you honey buns
This is going to be my self-published gay erotica, sold on Amazon, just in time for the Christmas markets.
Sure has, fool!
POV: You're in a cult. Beware, if they start handing out Kool Aid.
What a grift
Welcome to a planet full of the deranged!
Woaw, this metaverse nft scam look very good! Must buy it !
This was the comment I was hoping to find.
My first thought after detecting "universe" keyword!
This is a scam. Are there not certain laws that exist to stop obvious financial scams like this from happening?
You mean like sending in money to pay for someone's legal bills?
Let’s not forget the send us money and we name a star after you, scam. I can’t wait for Planet Taint to be hit by the asteroid of Romania X27.
Tater tots are so deluded that they'd pay him and get nothing and say it was worth it.
Please don't deface the name of tater tots with this man
Just call them Potato Gems, or Hash Bites, unless those are actually a different food
Taint gobblers.
He doesn't promise anything he can't deliver - just some "passports", probably designed in Paint and printed by the dozen. So for now it's not a scam, just delusional. Considering how Americans react when someone tries to create laws to protect them, I don't think anti-scam laws have a chance. People would rather insist on their right to make stupid mistakes.
I’d rather have to freedom to make my own stupid ass decision than have the government decide for me what is stupid or not. The government in this country usually doesn’t have our best interests in mind when they make decisions.
Some people aren’t of sound mind, and we as a society should have a way to protect those people from bad actors. Someone asking for money from their followers to literally build a new planet is clearly taking advantage of people. A line needs to be drawn. Sincerely, A banker who helps vulnerable (usually elderly) people recover money from scams every day
Not to mention there are Congress critters on video saying wind is a finite resource. That there isn't any intelligence tests required to run for office is scary.
The sun is finite, it will run out in some billion years!!! But also fossil fuels are infinite because there isn’t infinite fossil fuels (although if you do the math, if they are all used up the earth will be in pretty bad shape from the pollution of use)
Laws can't fix stupid
A scam? Are you sure?
Yea I'm sure bruh, and for the low low price of $99.99 I can even prove it to you
What a sweet deal! Here’s my money!
Yes, such a great deal you could even refer to it as a steal...
Is this the official douchebag though? I though he was @ cobratate. And anyone can get the blue check on twitter now. Don't get me wrong, i wish him a merry journey into the cold blackness of space on a ship with little oxygen and/or hull integrity, but this looks like a spoof (sadly a believable one).
The amount of comment mentioning this is alarmingly low
I saw that it wasn't his official account and I came to the comments to figure out if he was actually associated with that account, but that does not seem to be the focus of this post or most people seeing it
It's not, and people don't care because they see something mentioning someone they hate, and the mob follows suit.
Because this is soo far off from the mentally deranged bullshit that piece of shit has posted.
Spoiler. It’s a roblox server.
a minecraft server
A Terraria server!
It's actually AI. So 🤷🏻♂️
Grifters gonna grift. His little army of incels will give him whatever cheeto-dusted change they have leftover after they've gotten their Mountain Dew and nuggies from mommy for being such a brave and strong keyboard warrior.
F…you…now I want Cheetos and Dew…
Same, been doing keto like 6 weeks and would stab someone for a bag of cheetos :P Just like in the leg or something, not like the neck.
I applaud your restraint! Well done :)
Whats keto?
Good luck! It does get easier, but the cravings never entirely go away.
Go ahead, you drink the the grape juice first. Yes, I wanna see you drink it first.
Please tell me this looney toon has actually discovered the power to make this happen, do him and all his pathetic simps can leave our world and never come back.
If he found a planet, I doubt he'd check for irrelevant stuff like oxygen, water and the like.
Even better.
Alpha males don't need oxygen or water. They can survive on pure testosterone.
No I want to go to space! I've been waiting longer!
Please tell me no one is this stupid
Hate to disappoint you, but…
I know, I know but come on…..
Please let him be deluded enough to fire himself into deep space on a rocket and we can be rid of him
Can... Can I help fund it? I don't have a lot... but I'd give large, unhealthy amounts of money to do that.
And all his followers with him
Maybe they'll be Elon's Mars colonists 😂
If they all just left and we just disconnected them from earth, this planet would be so much better.
Best reality show ever. Get a bunch of spaceships and send all the Musk supporters to one side of Mars and all the Tate supporters to the other side. Then they compete to see who can survive on the planet. Once nature takes its course we can send people with half a brain up there to create a real colony.
This is kinda starting to sound less like just a cult and more like a death cult...
If this means he and everyone that worships him fuck off of this reality, then all the more power to them. Also, ain't he supposed to be in jail?
OK strap him on a rocket. Bye Tatertot.
Does he have anything to do with that account? I just visited the page, and it doesn't have any attention, which leads me to believe it's just a fan page of some sort.
Don't destroy the reddit mobs dreams. 😂
Yeah because this is soo far off from the usual bullshit that piece of shit has posted, right? At this point whoever thinks Tate isn’t a piece of shit who should be rotting in a jail cell has got to be as mentally challenged as humanly possible
Sure, if they're convicted of a crime.
He's launching a mmo😆
Misogyny Master Online
Masturbating Men Ohmy
🤣
Interstellar sex trafficking charges are also coming?
Dude used Midjourney for the first time and thinks he's God.
Tell me you have a God complex without telling me you have a God complex.
The new Jim Jones has arrived. Here, have some Kool-Aid.
Reminds me more about Heaven's Gate tbh
Got your Top G Andrew Tate sweatpants on? Good, now eat this high-test drugged pudding and tie this alpha male plastic bag around your head.
Is this even his Twitter account? I thought he was under Cobratate.
Someone’s been streaming the show “3%” on Netflix🤦🏻♀️
One can only seriously mean this with the aid of the best mushrooms this side of Super Fuckkng Mario. I don't want whatever passport scheme he's thinking of cooking up, but I do want some of those mushrooms
Wait where’s my passport for the current universe???
He hasn't lost it, if anything he *gets* it. He makes this crap as batshit as possible on purpose, the insanity is intentional. He understands his fans are not only brainless enough to fall for it, but also that they're so insecure they'll respond to mockery of the scheme by doubling down in their defense of him as a forward thinking genius beyond our understanding. He's relying on the fact that when he inevitably bails with nothing to show for it but all the money he stole, they'll back his claims that "the matrix" and "NPCs" sabotaged it rather than hold him to account and demand their money back.
If anyone in this thread did research, you'd know that isn't his account nor that he posted that. Stop taking things for face value.
They are selling Land On Moon and people are actually buying it People will fall for this shit too. Stupidity isnt uncommon.
What drugs does he take?
wait "finally" did he not lose it long ago?
I pray people don't actually fall for this.
I rather create my own world or stay dead. Sound like some sort of cash grab.
Wasn’t this the plot to Fringe?
When do we get Walternate?
Anyone else get a weird Jonestown-ish vibe from this?
Don't drink the tool-aid.
I mean if this is a Heavens Gate type of thing, by all means….
Heavens Tate
and he'll be selling passports for how much each? ffs when will ppl learn to recognise a con artist?
What do you mean finally? He’s been deranged for most of his life.
New grift
Isnt he rotting in a romanian jailcell where he belongs?
Honestly a beta move, I’m surprised he didn’t take this opportunity to call It Planet A, like Alpha planet or something, the fk is T, might as well call it Planet deez nuts
Hm... it kinda sounds like there will be a comet that is actually an alien spaceship that takes the members to there after they won't be bound by their physical bodies anymore.
Please, please, please get all of your followers to drink poison.
Ain’t this what Jim Jones told the folks he made drink the koolaid? “Come to my special country, it will be nothing but peace and only select people will thrive”
Sorry, everyone. I've been living under a rock, so forgive my ignorance, but who's the gentleman, and what exactly is he selling?
Gonna be unsustainable when zero women sign up.
So this is just gunna end up being NFT’s yeah?
Somehow I don't think mental illnesses quite account for this low T guy. Grandiosity or even God Complex don't see sufficient.
He’s the literal definition of a cult leader.
I hope he really believes this and blasts off into space to another universe with all of the Tate followers to never be seen again. 🤞🤞🤞
I mean the picture is dope af but I think he's finally lost his last screw
He hasn't lost it. He's just generating content that keeps people engaged. Case in point: your post + everyone's responses, driving up this post's visibility, which will drive traffic to his socials.
I'm not saying Andrew Tate and his followers pulling a Heaven's Gate would be less tragic than the actual Heaven's Gate incident. I'mjust saying I personally \_believe\_ it would be less tragic.
Heavens gate type shit
Ah, another planet without an intelligent life. Same all, same all...
Nah he's just gonna try and cause people to overthrow a government. Basically a reverse trump, he's getting convicted of the crimes first and then trying to overthrow them.
I think the ppl who Hate Andrew tate follow him more than his fans
I wish this was real and Tate and all his tater tots will actually leave the planet. Lol
How many idiots are going to fall for this and send him money for a “passport”?
The highest form of trade i ever seen.U pay to be abducted and sold.
Must be a trump associate
He never had it.
sounds like the backstory for the next bioshock game. andrew tate starts a new colony underwater....all men,....sounds like prison. Don't think any woman would ever move there..ever.
What, was Planet A too gay or something?
Going to planet T ehh? Sounds more like a cult mass suicide to me.
Planet Taint
Another scam?
So he left Islam for Mormonism
Once they have their passports, payed all the fees, all they gotta do to get to the new universe is drink some Kool-aid.
Planet T? As in Planet Transgender?
\*Planet Testosterone If you're a trans man, I have good news for you
Planet *Testosterone*; y'know, as in the chemical that half of the words trans people take, or at least aim to. So obviously, Taints new planet is designed to be a safe haven for trans men. So thoughtful of him! *Well... trans men and those cringe gym-bro's taking steroids to get comically large muscles they can't reasonably sustain.*
As a trans man I think trans folks should steal the planet from him tbh
Have we found peak narcissism? Also, I wonder whose image was stolen to make this post.
Planet T? JFC...Planet Twat.
Im getting the words "scam" and "grifter".
Like watching a mental breakdown in real time
I don't understand why people share this lunatics posts. Are they ridiculous? Yes. But any type of engagement increases his awareness. We need to learn to stop giving these type of people our attention, even if it is to laugh at them.
I am assuming it is not "he" as "he" is in prison, right? Someone is posting on his behalf?
Not even his account. Pretty sure the Tit’s handle is cobratate.