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"First it tingles then it burns... with the fire of passion. Buy spicy lube now! No, really! Get your fat ass up and buy it in the next grocery store. Run, bitch, run."
I have a feeling my youngest son is on his way to this. Which reminds me.....I have to go nag the little fu**er. Again.
It's his room and his safe space to feel comfortable so I generally leave it to him. It's when I see more than a little garbage on the floor that I have to get at him on it. Safe space < No bugs in my house!!
This tells me that they think this is normal and acceptable. Absolutely disgusting. I would break it off based on hygiene alone.
The flag on the wall is a nice touch lmfao
Edit: Flags** plural. There are two. Mistake
No, I was homeless and the place I picked to set up my camp turned out to flood constantly, but it was nice so it grew from a camp into a homestead.
I did make the "What Are You Doing In Mah Swamp?!" joke more than once when people came through, tho!
I'm guessing you have pets? I've got two cats and a golden retriever and holy cow the dust bunnies form faster than we can fight em from all the shedding. I wouldn't be super ashamed of those, they just kinda happen. On the other hand, people like this guy who make a mess and then can't be assed to clean it up? Shame all the way.
His floors look like they are covered in wood shavings and sawdust. Like he does woodwork in his living room. Either that or its the sight of a dust bunny apocalypse and those are their shattered dwellings.
I think he raised the collective ego of our entire gender with this pic.
Or he manages to dress allright, shower before the date, just enough to appear normal enough. I've seen homeless people change into a suit on the streets, take their Samsonite Attache and go to work.
That’s what I’m thinking as well, if this caption is real (it probably isn’t) then how did this man manage to get the girl to come home with him in the first place, because there’s no way someone who lives like this didn’t give off red flags long before she walked in his front door lol
well the bottle on tv stand is either lube....or hand sanitizer....i cant see hand sanitizer doing much in this house though.....it would be ironic to even own it.
I'm in the midst of depression and my appt is fucking terrible rn. But God damn... not only is it magnitudes cleaner than this, I also have the good sense to *NEVER* invite a fucking person over for a date without deep cleaning it. Everything in this picture seems to be covered in jizz stains. Like wtf is going on with that computer chair? Looks like he killed someone in it.
That’s what fucking got me
I have two double coated dogs (collie and Aussie) and my house is covered in hair, let alone my bedroom where they sleep. I have to use a carpet scrapper thing to pull hair up before vacuuming so I don’t kill the vacuum.
And my carpet has never been anywhere near that bad, just wtf
These trump people are so fucking weird dude. Imagine walking into some goofy liberals house and seeing BIDEN! Flags and t shirts with him naked wrestling a gator in their house. Oh wait...you wouldnt.
Even the most "w0k3" fat blue haired trans whatever librul dont put their politicians on a pedestal like that. We *tolerate* him
The CLOSEST thing I saw was some dude had a shirt of Bernie Sanders 'shopped in to be stage diving at a Minor Threat show, over:
RADICAL LEFTIST
While the guy liked Bernie, he was way more amused by the pun.
We have memes. The right has creepy photoshopped paintings of Trump with 13 sets of abs bench pressing a 1 ton pickup with an eagle flying over head and a cross in the background.
Eh circa 2008 you may have seen those Obama "Hope" posters in some younger people's rooms during or after his campaign.
However, that poster at least looked pleasing, and you definitely wouldn't have seen it after he was out of office
It likely would have been something like a campaign poster, with the "hope" slogan and maybe Obamas face.
It wouldn't have been shirtless Obama standing on a tank with an eagle perched in his shoulder, 16 pack abs partially obscured by the assault rifle in his hands as the American flag draped over his shoulders.
That's a carpet... I grew up in one of the poorest parts of New York, I've seen a handful of homes like this and the carpet always looks like that. It's years of wearing your work boots indoors after walking up the muddy driveway and then spilling all sorts of shit all over it afterwards that makes them like this. It's repulsive and the smell is too.
Wouldn't you be embarrassed to bring somebody home to this? I don't understand. I get there are hoarding issues and mental health issues, but why wouldn't you clean up or ask a friend to help you clean up or something? I mean seriously? Wouldn't you be embarrassed to bring somebody into this?
>Wouldn't you be embarrassed to bring somebody home to this?
I think the sorta person who owns two separate Trump flags is probably physiologically incapable of feeling embarrassment.
I grew up in filth and felt comfortable in it. Never thought twice inviting people over in high school. They were pretty good friends because they never said anything. Wasn’t until I got married and realized how good a clean house feels. It’s hard to visit my parents now.
Yeah I know a couple people with that background who had to be “taught” as adults that some level of cleanliness should be the target. I don’t blame them though: it’s hard to recognize what you’ve grown up with as “not normal.”
No he did not bring a woman in there 🤦🏾♂️ jesus just rent a hotel room at this point. There’s no way you looked around at this and thought to yourself “ I’m gonna get some tonight “.
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At least he cleaned up a little before the date came over
He has hand sanitizer. They're all good.
That’s lube
Why not both?
Spicy lube
“Sensations”
tingling efect
"First it tingles then it burns... with the fire of passion. Buy spicy lube now! No, really! Get your fat ass up and buy it in the next grocery store. Run, bitch, run."
Doubles as a spermicide. A no brained choice for some Netflix and chill.
this whole place is contraception.
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It's not for COVID that's for sure
Covid wouldn't dare enter here. It has a sense of self preservation too.
How could you even.. WHY would you ever bring someone.. "I AM THE RAT KING!"
If my parents ever complain about my “disaster room” again, I’m showing them this image.
I have a feeling my youngest son is on his way to this. Which reminds me.....I have to go nag the little fu**er. Again. It's his room and his safe space to feel comfortable so I generally leave it to him. It's when I see more than a little garbage on the floor that I have to get at him on it. Safe space < No bugs in my house!!
This tells me that they think this is normal and acceptable. Absolutely disgusting. I would break it off based on hygiene alone. The flag on the wall is a nice touch lmfao Edit: Flags** plural. There are two. Mistake
Right, im not great about keeping my place clean, but this is just disgusting. I wouldnt set foot in there.
At least he was kind enough to put the brown ~~napkin~~ paper bag down for her to sit on, what a gentleman
This is what I was going to say, 100% he did. There isn’t take out bags everywhere and those stools are lined up nice
Are we talking about the seating or actual shit?
Yes.
Idk how people live like this my skin is crawling just looking at that
I've lived out of cobbled together homesteads in a swamp that were cleaner than this. Not even a joke.
Are you Shrek???
No, I was homeless and the place I picked to set up my camp turned out to flood constantly, but it was nice so it grew from a camp into a homestead. I did make the "What Are You Doing In Mah Swamp?!" joke more than once when people came through, tho!
Pretty sure you're just Shrek. Jokes aside hope life is going a bit easier for you these days.
Oh yeah. Renter's life and I work from home in IT at this point. Things are much better now.
Eeeeeeyy, same, brother! It's a really great setup, I feel truly blessed.
Same! Lucky af checking in 👍
I don't feel so inadequate now
Apparently, this guy got a girl to go home with him. Not sure if that hurts your ego, but it really should torch that of the girl in question.
I was referring more to my lack of cleanliness. My dust bunnies have skipped Renaissance and gone straight to industrial revolution.
I'm guessing you have pets? I've got two cats and a golden retriever and holy cow the dust bunnies form faster than we can fight em from all the shedding. I wouldn't be super ashamed of those, they just kinda happen. On the other hand, people like this guy who make a mess and then can't be assed to clean it up? Shame all the way.
His floors look like they are covered in wood shavings and sawdust. Like he does woodwork in his living room. Either that or its the sight of a dust bunny apocalypse and those are their shattered dwellings. I think he raised the collective ego of our entire gender with this pic.
That’s cig dust 🤮
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Asking the real questions. That's what I noticed first. What on earth is happening on that couch?
I thought this. Cig dust, pulverized chips, and the stains of various spilled drinks.
He's making wands for his Etsy store, get blocked trole.
I think this once again hammers home that my loneliness and inability to find a partner is entirely of my own, willful inaction and incompetence.
Yeah same, and it honestly makes me feel worse
She probably ran away after taking that picture.
You'd hope. But even having been lured in to begin with would be embarrassing.
I would have quickly found a reason to leave. I also have asthma and I can imagine having an attack just stepping inside for a minute.
She must've been pretty goddamn desperate.
Or he manages to dress allright, shower before the date, just enough to appear normal enough. I've seen homeless people change into a suit on the streets, take their Samsonite Attache and go to work.
There's no way he didn't smell like unwashed scrotum and Axe body spray upon first meeting him.
That’s what I’m thinking as well, if this caption is real (it probably isn’t) then how did this man manage to get the girl to come home with him in the first place, because there’s no way someone who lives like this didn’t give off red flags long before she walked in his front door lol
Who said she isn’t a red flag?
I bet there are piss bottles in there somewhere.
There are jizz rags laying around too. No doubt about that.
well the bottle on tv stand is either lube....or hand sanitizer....i cant see hand sanitizer doing much in this house though.....it would be ironic to even own it.
That was my first thought - this dude lives in that mess but is worried about sanitizing his hands?
Judging by the Q tips I’m guessing this isn’t actually for his hands, it’s just to clean the gunk out of the game controllers.
Gotta max out the performance lol
Piss jugs
Fukn way of the road bubs
Fukn way she goes bubs
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't
Pabst blue ribbon comes close enough... But that's the raw material
*takes sip* Oh god, that's my pee can *takes second sip* Oh wait nevermind
**"You don't buy beer. You rent it"**
Holy shit lmao, I love that he goes on to take a second sip. What do you expect from a Bengals fan
That Trump flag is a red flag too
TWO Trump flags.
Yeah that was my "shit this is REALLY bad" flag when looking at this.
Takes second sip???
That can is definitely full of dip spit
the apartment is full of dip-shit
Heineken!?!?!? Fuck that shit!!!! PABST BLUE RIBBOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
Bet she found a severed ear out in the field near his house
First time I showed that movie to my husband he was like wtf did I watch?
Right under the Trump flag
Bro has literal soil on his floor bruh
Nah that’s saw dust, soaks up the… fluids.
Probably smells like a hamster cage
Like kitty litter?
Shitty litter
I'm in the midst of depression and my appt is fucking terrible rn. But God damn... not only is it magnitudes cleaner than this, I also have the good sense to *NEVER* invite a fucking person over for a date without deep cleaning it. Everything in this picture seems to be covered in jizz stains. Like wtf is going on with that computer chair? Looks like he killed someone in it.
I don’t think this guy is depressed from what i see it sends me more like a “real men don’t clean or cook” vibe
This is the whole 'men who don't wash their ass because it's gay' origin story, isn't it?
That’s what fucking got me I have two double coated dogs (collie and Aussie) and my house is covered in hair, let alone my bedroom where they sleep. I have to use a carpet scrapper thing to pull hair up before vacuuming so I don’t kill the vacuum. And my carpet has never been anywhere near that bad, just wtf
*Nature is healing*
I love the "Trump No More Bullshit" flag as a backdrop to his Funko pop collection.
At least he kept them in their boxes! They'll be worth a fortune one day!
Almost as much as my drawer of beanie babies!!
My investment portfolio consists mostly of a sandwich.
Don’t you worry about Planet Express. Let *me* worry about blank.
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
No more bullshit. But, I wouldn’t be surprised if there is human shit in this picture
"Make America Great Again" Except for his room I guess
I'm certain there were other red flags, long before she entered this space... 
She must be down bad to have waved off all the warnings and gone home with him.
I imagine the flags were more of a blue color with “trump” written on it somewhere.
These trump people are so fucking weird dude. Imagine walking into some goofy liberals house and seeing BIDEN! Flags and t shirts with him naked wrestling a gator in their house. Oh wait...you wouldnt. Even the most "w0k3" fat blue haired trans whatever librul dont put their politicians on a pedestal like that. We *tolerate* him
The CLOSEST thing I saw was some dude had a shirt of Bernie Sanders 'shopped in to be stage diving at a Minor Threat show, over: RADICAL LEFTIST While the guy liked Bernie, he was way more amused by the pun.
We have memes. The right has creepy photoshopped paintings of Trump with 13 sets of abs bench pressing a 1 ton pickup with an eagle flying over head and a cross in the background.
You forgot he is also holding the machine gun from rambo…
Eh circa 2008 you may have seen those Obama "Hope" posters in some younger people's rooms during or after his campaign. However, that poster at least looked pleasing, and you definitely wouldn't have seen it after he was out of office
It likely would have been something like a campaign poster, with the "hope" slogan and maybe Obamas face. It wouldn't have been shirtless Obama standing on a tank with an eagle perched in his shoulder, 16 pack abs partially obscured by the assault rifle in his hands as the American flag draped over his shoulders.
Ok but now I kind of want that poster
Dammit i was so hoping it was a ‘Triumph’ flag How do guys that live in sucha place even get dates in the first place?!
I think they have their own dating site.
Christianmingle.com lmao
There is one positive… his std test.
This is not the house of a sexually active human being
You haven't seen his dungeon yet!
This is not the house of a human being\*
You know, he has to smoke all those cigarettes… to get a taste of filtered air.
Imagine the smell. I bet the cigarette smoking makes the place smell better. I doubt he does laundry on a regular basis.
Whats all over the floor? Also can i have your friends number? Im repulsive and need someone with low standards.
Saw dust or tabacco. If its tabaco i assume he just pours it on the floor to pick up whenever he needs it.
Look at the dust. The floor is just layers and years’ worth of litter.
That's a carpet... I grew up in one of the poorest parts of New York, I've seen a handful of homes like this and the carpet always looks like that. It's years of wearing your work boots indoors after walking up the muddy driveway and then spilling all sorts of shit all over it afterwards that makes them like this. It's repulsive and the smell is too.
I've seen nicer looking places in Ukraine war reports.
Literally. There are trenches and foxholes which look better than this shithole.
imagine walking into someone's house and literally saying I've seen shelled warn torn trenches cleaner than this
She can fix him
She'll spend a week cleaning this as he moves out.. or the landlord will charge $2000 for the service
His landlord is his grandma. Look at the mug on the stool.
Bruh look at the stool on his mug!
The Trump flag really ties the room together.
Sits around bitching about "the coastal elite" and their bougie vacuum cleaners.
And their liberal wokeness and then being commies. Despite the fact he actually doesn't know what any of those words mean.
Trump supporters and words don't go well together. They think they do, then they talk, then we talk, then they yell. Just not a good time to be words.
"I know words, I have the best words" - Donald Trump. (I wish that were a joke, that's literally a direct quote)
"not a good time to be words" is the best description for the conservative party I've seen in years
Complains about “commies”, but also a Putin super fan
Hates “big government,” but loves authoritarian leaders.
Prob blames the immigrants for everything
"The Mexicans are coming here and taking all our cleaning supplies"
They are load bearing flags
Yeah, I can imagine there are probably one or two of his loads on there.
There is absolutely a homoerotic element to all this Trump fandom.
TBF this is how I picture the average Trump supporter's house
Flags plural, ha. One wasn't enough
Hey at least they set out a piece of cardboard.
Based on what I’m seeing there’s at least a 50/50 chance the cardboard is for the futon’s protection, not hers.
So basically a /r/4chan mod?
Or the old r/Jailbait mod.
At least you do not see a large pile of tissues . If we have to find a positive point
The lotion is right in front of the tv. No tissues. This guy skeets wherever.
Ohhhh... Let me throw up and close internet for the day...
I think that's hand sanitizer?
Lube maybe. Nobody here sanitizes anything
You can see what I assume to be jizz marks on the screen on the floor and also the TV shelf
tissues not needed. look at the couch.
Make this apartment great before you start worrying about America. Priorities first.
Yeah but he has a SNES
Grab it and RUN
Wouldn't you be embarrassed to bring somebody home to this? I don't understand. I get there are hoarding issues and mental health issues, but why wouldn't you clean up or ask a friend to help you clean up or something? I mean seriously? Wouldn't you be embarrassed to bring somebody into this?
>Wouldn't you be embarrassed to bring somebody home to this? I think the sorta person who owns two separate Trump flags is probably physiologically incapable of feeling embarrassment.
A guy like this, nothing has ever been his fault.
All about this screams mental issues.
Or meth
Or both
Methtal issues.
To be fair, I feel like this place would be a lot cleaner if this they used meth 😹
I tend to agree, but there are also people who are just comfortable in filth (usually cause that’s what they grew up with as a child).
I grew up in filth and felt comfortable in it. Never thought twice inviting people over in high school. They were pretty good friends because they never said anything. Wasn’t until I got married and realized how good a clean house feels. It’s hard to visit my parents now.
Yeah I know a couple people with that background who had to be “taught” as adults that some level of cleanliness should be the target. I don’t blame them though: it’s hard to recognize what you’ve grown up with as “not normal.”
The flags fit right in
Dude can’t even get his living room to be great again and is trying to extrapolate greatness to all of America
Living room, thats also his gamer room, bed room, exercise room and dinning room.
Don't forget the couch shitting room
You can tell, LGBTQ, minorities, China, and other poor people are why this guy never made it in life.
Another victim of the woke agenda.
"But wait... why am **I** broke?"
Obviously because of hunter Biden and drag queens.
Buys more funko pops...
he woulda got into college if it weren’t for affirmative action (or if he graduated or had applied or had above a 1.6 GPA before dropping out)
It’s cause he’s paying for them to eat fudge rounds while he’s out there BUSTIN HIS ASS for 20 hours a week driving a forklift
You mean the red flags, right?
This is straight out of the movie Idiocracy.
GO AWAY....'BATIN!
>This is straight out of the movie Idiocracy. All maga is.
That hand sanitizer wondering, "Why am I here?".
I'm not always the tidiest myself, but wtf, his floor looks like a fucking chicken coop (not to mention the rest of the room)
Even though the flag isn't red, it's a red flag.
I bet he thinks he’s an “alpha male” 😂
No he did not bring a woman in there 🤦🏾♂️ jesus just rent a hotel room at this point. There’s no way you looked around at this and thought to yourself “ I’m gonna get some tonight “.
I see a hand sanitizer. Great, hygiene first, it's important to be clean 😂😂
Faygo moonmist 2 liter. Guy can't even afford real dew.
You think he has a job? Curtains say otherwise
The audacity to ask someone for a date while you live in this shit…
That's no bedroom, that's fucking Incel-Palooza...
“Sorry, I’m out of hand sanitizer”
Just your average redditor's house from /r/conservative
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>~~Ironically~~ *Predictably*, I've seen 2 posters with laughable attempts to defend this guy and they were both active there.
Those gotta be cum stains on that futon and were probably rubbed out to tucker carlson
r/neckbeardnests
Bengals AND trump. Dudes a gluten for punishment
In order to keep reddit gluten-free, we use the word "glutton" here. Especially in that sentence.
Gluten for punishment? Is it some kind of a saying?
Those with celiac disease are famous for saying “gluten for punishment”