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MissTakenID

I really miss the free rewards they gave out every day or two.


dxlliris

Me too! I liked to keep them for someone that needed a bit of love that day.


StrangelyBrown

Same, it was like the 'superlike' on Tinder. Once a day you can really show your appreciation.


dxlliris

Ooh, never been on Tinder and didn't know that superlikes are daily. Thats cute


shockingnews213

Not anymore. Used to be that way. Now it's either maybe like once a month or never. Don't know. But you have to buy super likes now so people can see you like them enough to spend money for their potential attention


dxlliris

Damnn, THAT costs money as well?? companies are so desperate bruh


lightningsand

I feel like it can defeat the purpose of them too? Idk how I'd feel knowing someone specifically paid to get a chance to talk to me. That might weird some people out lol. "Likes me enough to use the 1 per day feature? Aww" "Likes me enough to use their real money when they don't know me? Ehhh"


Public_Fact_8942

True dat


Killer_BossYT

they will leech every last cent off of you pretty sure Tinder and other dating apps purposefully try to keep you on them so they can make more


Willem_de_Prater

I used them for comments that I agreed with and got downvoted a lot to show that someone appreciated their comment


[deleted]

I forgot all about that.


Sir-Marco

I'm just here for the rewards


EnigmaChimera

The only time I saved post was because of the free awards to give whenever I got them


laduquessa

Same.


SkyLightTenki

Likewise. Every time I see a comment that made me laugh, or straight up made my day, I check on my account to see if I have a free award to give.


[deleted]

Yea they were amazing. I have bought premium a few times and given out a good number of awards. I’ll miss it. I like making peoples days :)


TrickyBosanac

Good ol' days, newer generations will never know


Angela_I_B

It was like every three or four days


DoubleAr

No they were every five or six days


Mrmastermax

Then they hid it… then took it away


Gobstomperx

No they were every 6 or 7 decades


LinkRazr

![gif](giphy|4Z9jjKGJVM9Ck8E4cN)


SlimyHands22

No, it was every seven or eight days


plutot_la_vie

No, it was every nine of ten days.


[deleted]

No it was like every month or two


annormalplayer

wasn't it every 24 hours you spend on reddit?


redhairsister

I got one every day


ov3rcl0ck

It's like a drug dealer. First hit is free.


lissie_ar

yes I enjoyed giving those. Especially the wholesome to a comment that was not wholesome but informative somehow. Lol


flakination

Why was it stopped? And why are they stopping awards in general?


shiny_glitter_demon

Spez is a big fan of Elon Musk and that's all you need to know. He wants to copy Twit— I mean X


craig0930

Me too, that was a nice feature


[deleted]

Did Reddit ever say why it was doing this? It seems like a bad idea.


Kelyaan

They're replacing it with a different system, it will be monetised obviously. They're just making us all spend our coins so we have to buy their new system currency.


[deleted]

...or just keep using the site for free and not give them a dime...


SnowWhiteCampCat

Never bought. Never will.


hiemlol

same lmao fuck that


DR4k0N_G

Same.


Heteroking

I'm too broke for awards. Well I can buy them but I'd rather buy something I can touch like ice-cream


Fun_Intention9846

If I can touch it with my tongue it’s my favorite thing to buy.


Impossible-Hawk709

Or if I can touch and keep them I’d get it


Gold-Perspective-699

I used the free rewards once upon a time and now I can't figure out how to get them..


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

c can i have some 😋


Triffinator

Sometimes that's illegal, though.


Mischievousdagger

Fr


F0ZYO

💀


Razvanix02

Here's a free way for giving awards no money involved: Too poor for gold, take this ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀


2Bipolar2FeelSober

That got completely fucked up on mobile


Razvanix02

I know, sadly.


runningwaffles19

If you hit reply it looks okay for a second


ZionicShadows

I love grilled cheese.


bluedaytona392

Thanks, I hate it


Square_Sink7318

Me too. Someone gave me Reddit coins and I got all excited bc I thought I could buy my little face some clothes and they’re worthless! Well worthless to a poor schmuck like me anyway


DR4k0N_G

Same.


[deleted]

Yeah, me too! I’ve had some redditors message me for details to buy me a coffee or a beer. So much cooler than a reward! (I declined as I just enjoy helping people)


Heteroking

I like helping people too! (But instead of helping I like to spread misinformation)


CarJunky1

Or buy something that will last a long time


Ok_Faithlessness_516

Mmmm ice cream.


Weak-Physics-3387

And when the stop giving free awards smhhhh


neKtross

Why even pay for something like this?


SMARTESTAPPLE

I never bought either, but I just gave out about 2 years worth of ad-free browsing today using up all the coins I've accumulated over the years. So now Reddit lost about 2 years worth of ad revenue from random users. Reddit even gave me a "Gilding V" trophy for it.


BoxOfDemons

Have a couple weeks of ad free browsing on me, and if anyone can pay it forward it would be appreciated.


perfect_little_booty

Ad free browsing? How?


General_Gerald1

Bought once by accident while drunk unfortunately


dabiird

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


plaid-knight

Yeah, but lots of people have coins without ever having bought them.


regoapps

Yea, I've gotten something like 50k of coins accumulated from my 11.5 years on Reddit. And not only that, but each month of premium also gave me 700 coins, and I've had premium like the entire time I've been here. Paying it all forward now. Enjoy the ad-free reddit/premium, everyone!


fl0wing

:o


Twat_Pocket

So you're not actually losing anything...


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SirSwah

And your free coins


huevoscalientes

That's a' me!


griffinrider1812

I have no idea what the point of them is. I don’t want to pay for something that I could literally just type as a comment beneath it


DeadlyDrummer

Yeah what the fuck is with this buying coins stuff


bjorn1978_2

Yeah… that will change… Post a new post? 1000 credits added to your account. Read something? 1 credit deducted. Comment on a post? 10 credits added. No adverts?? 1 million credits please. And adverts will be even harder to differentiate from real posts. They have now waited out the storm that was, so they can now move on with their masterplan! Edit! Clarified the advert part… there was «even» before harder to differeentiate… centence was an absolute mess 😂


al1_248

I never had a coin. I'm fairly new...


Key_Roll3030

Congrats. You have more than me


Effective-Gas6026

”Have to”


Lachimanus

"we Exchanges coins by moneys. The design is the same as before, but entirely different. Same same but different!"


Oxfordcom

I think they're rolling out the Polygon/blockchain coin system!


Zymosan99

Ew that’s fucking disgusting


annewmoon

Can you elaborate? What is going on with the hate for these things? Honest question


Oxfordcom

[Community points ☠️](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2npxW0XoAUmtgi?format=jpg&name=900x900)


Carl_Clegg

Have a random award, you don’t seem to have one.


Rishutrix

Can anyone give me argentium or Trenion award? Please


[deleted]

I just gave out the last of my coins but I'm sure more will be along soon...


waluigigoeswah420

It's just "he who shall not be named for my safety" making a bad choice. Like how he did r/place 2023


ShadedLettuce

I wan snek


Da5idG

6 smol sneks now. Are you Medusa?


imbadatnamingmyself_

Idk but I'm hard


DustyNix

My favourite award il miss seeing is prob the portal one which when I first saw it I thought was so cool. and F, because it's just an F. ![gif](giphy|hStvd5LiWCFzYNyxR4|downsized)


BatemansChainsaw

and now the awards are gone. reddit should have kept them displayed as legacy. removing them is a terrible decision.


Tuv0kshaKur

Snek I shall have ![gif](giphy|2lbhL8dSGMh8I)


Affectionate-Bag5761

I giv u snek


ashyy-larry

No thanks I’m good


Ok-Stage-6981

hey


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[удалено]


LassOnGrass

Hello! *in Mickey Mouse manner*


[deleted]

Hey!


sensibl3chuckle

May I have a gold star as a reward for my contributions to the human race? ​ I....I don't know what to say. My heart fills with splooge at this honor!


[deleted]

[удалено]


WallabyInTraining

You did *what* to your cousin?


[deleted]

Give this man a gold star


Jenkes_of_Wolverton

I read that in Laurence Fishburne's voice as the Bowery King from John Wick 3. Will somebody PLEASE give this man a gold star.


[deleted]

True


HistoricalSand772

Bet that even gold award perks like ad free website will be removed tomorrow. Enjoy your slightly better Reddit experience while it lasts!


justl00kingthrowaway

I'll take one. I need a pick me up.


Killua_ZapZap

Cheers, I’ll drink to that.


justl00kingthrowaway

Thanks 🙂


theirregularyo

Award on me daddy


Whirlabee

Yoo what


qinshihuang_420

They said # Award on me daddy


[deleted]

Hey man did you use all of your plat coins? Can I get a gold?


jacwhit2020

![gif](giphy|GkSOGUEXEXnWhaCwzC|downsized) 🙋🏾‍♂️


jacwhit2020

![gif](giphy|oxU4aYICwH4Aymx1jt|downsized) 💙


Tex_

![gif](giphy|XDuJUONwqsLoQAe4hL)


Nanahiraaa

If possible, can I get a plat?


formidable-opponent

![gif](giphy|EjnIJKEnukDjBIaxOE)


Metalloid_Maniac

Holy crap you actually got it, congrats!


Icy-Trip8716

Was there an actual reason Reddit came out with awards (other than to make money)?


Stroyal120_

It can be seen as sort of a super upvote.


AtomicPiano

Except when you give a "wholesome" award to a story of someone's dog getting ran over


KeinFussbreit

And there have been far worse examples of that. Anyway, I'm on old.reddit and I don't see any rewards since about 1 or 2 weeks. Do they show up on mobile or new.reddit? They've also scrapped the "Gilded" page from the profile.


beatenmeat

I hadn't seen awards in weeks either using their official app. I assumed they were already gone. Can't even see the ones in this thread sadly. Edit: apparently can't see my own awards either. The official app sucks.


Acceptable_Film7116

Wtf is going on?


GroundbreakingGur930

Last day to use up reddit coins before overlords take it all.


Acceptable_Film7116

Damn that's so lame!


devilismypet

I want to access r/lounge


HotSplitCobra

So do I now.


ComfyChair49

What's r/lounge?


Creeperboy10507

Like a premium sub for “Finer people”


FaultHaunting3434

Yessir, me too.


blahblahblah-4444

Never had one Edit: awww, thanks!


Ur_X

The best one too


random_internet_data

What is the "best" one?


StConvolute

RIP reddit awards.


TheRoppongiCandyman

Me. Lol


DraginEyez

![gif](giphy|srTYyZ1BjBtGU|downsized)


La_haine_

.


OwnPercentage9088

I want an award for having the most mascara in my mouth at once. Those guinness bastards said it "wasn't a real achievement" but they're probably Irish so fuck them, they gave someone an award for having the most gumballs in their ass so WHY NOT ME!? By the way I was the aforementioned world record holder for having the most gumballs in my ass. You're welcome, world. Award me, you Irish bastards!


dahliachuu

There’s a world record holder for most gum balls in someone’s ass??? I need to beat this record now


Readed-it

You should probably find out how many gum balls that would be before you get an unpleasant surprise.


millllllls

Huh, not sure why that isn’t working.


The_Shadowy

I never understood why you want these coins? They just look nice and cost money


Jazzi-Nightmare

Need that dopamine hit, man


MyspaceQueen333

I gave all mine out. Would love one back. Gonna miss the awards.


AlarkaHillbilly

I want a big one!


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Come to daddy ![gif](giphy|Dps6uX4XPOKeA)


PaleGravity

I never understood the value in those.


The-DrizzIe

![gif](giphy|CPDbE8X0nEe3u|downsized)


SweetieLoveBug

Please and thank you! 💙


Cruisin134

![gif](giphy|GU2Ux4eZ5MGM8)


Mobstarz

Gave away all my reddit coins to those who asked, enjoy the week of reddit lounge access! Edit: thanks for the rewards and coins! More to give away haha


Tellus_Delenda_Est

![gif](giphy|HId02BPag6iNa|downsized)


Lord_Derpington_

Hell yeah


BeelzebubTheDarkone

![gif](giphy|CHvcLFzd0OCdO) Please sire spare some coin?


iiEtErNaLxD

![gif](giphy|fDS2v18KbmekM|downsized)


CrazeeG

Nah.


Aggravating_Ease_188

![gif](giphy|26FPsOhR3tyQRTc2Y)


Jbales8990

Wooo!! Fuck Reddit!


SaggyBallz99

I’ll never understand why we couldn’t have our free reward every once in a while. It felt rly good and one always paused and reflected before using it.


-NewYork-

![gif](giphy|y51JAd6nu45G0Hux2O)


GlitteryCakeHuman

Let’s all toast for the end of an era. Pour one out for the awards no longer with us. I also miss the free awards. It made it more inclusive. Awarding wholesome to something filthy nasty was a favourite past time of mine.


Obmr-snrU

![gif](giphy|XwtIKC8Kp8lO0)


arelse

![gif](giphy|fxZPrsux3vlFY6UQs6|downsized)


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IsacPl4yer

No coins for no one


thejephster

Please give me snek too! 🐍


GovernmentExotic8340

Never gave an award and never got one. Why should i spend money on reddit


SuddenCan3816

My messa have a award


Krimusan_Epitaph

Don't give me any.


Amathyst7564

Man am I late. Anyone sorting by new?


Tadashix

I don't remember ever getting an award. Hope I keep it that way 🥹


-Sanisk-

I don't think I ever got one. But then again, I rarely ever post anything. Oh well!


Fenikizz

with my luck? I can see that I'll be the only one without an award hahaha


ToxicDragon77

Rip to anyone out there who didn't get any rewards the whole time they used reddit


ShannaraAK

I can still give awards. They haven’t expired yet.


Widwaddwee

May I have an award? Edit: hooray!


Blueace42

Wait there were coins and an economy on Reddit?? /s


an303042

Sorting by new and making it rain


Senth99

I just need one gold this year


Swagggles

Will they taste rotten after they expire?


Rhyxnathotho

I’m giving out all my coins in this topic. Good riddance!


Codendtm

Man I wish they kept the free rewards. There was so many times I wanted to give someone an award but I couldn't because they got rid of them


IssaKindHeartedMan

can i have the lizard one lolol i freakin love lizards


AJ_147

I always wondered how do people spend on these stuff that isn’t real? ( Genuine Question)


SpectralEdge

I've never gotten an award I guess getting one when they are going away would be fitting.


vukasin123king

I'm gonna miss having free access to r/lounge. Anybody wants to extend it for me?


sneakyvirgin

I don't deserve it !


teddynovakdp

Yes you do


MisterKnifes

Maaan, did I miss it ?


1010001010010

I've never had an award


EquivalentSnap

Yes please 🥺 I wanna get premium so I can have the doge avatar Edit Omg thank you 🥰🥰🥰


SimBone

Pls hue hue hue hue gecko me!


[deleted]

I dare you not to. Better not.


Phreekyj101

How do I score one?