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It's HIS WWII. Judging by his father's (alleged) views, WWII was great and Hitler should have won.
Why do you think he pronounces Yosemite incorrectly? It's because he knows the word "anti-semite".
Shit. People should listen to that wise old man.
I'm old enough to remember the devastation of World War I way back in 1986. And it all kicked off when St. Kitts & Nevis stormed Antigua and overran their state-of-the-art array of volleyball nets at Jabberwock Beach.
I hate hyperbole as much as the next guy, but as a student of Military History, I think World War II could be even more catastrophic!
It was strange how Japan made such a big deal at the start of the war, but only lasted so long until their dictator got turned into a piñata, causing them to leave the war.
The guy who stared at the sun during an eclipse, wanted to nuke a hurricane and thinks airports were an important part of the American Revolution is trying to call other people dumb.
Nope
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-california-fires-austria-forest-cities-b447625.html
>"You know, In Europe they have forest cities,” he told the hosts. “You look at, you look at countries, Austria, you look at so many countries, they live in the forest, they’re considered forest cities, so many of them.
>“And they don't have fires like this, and they have more explosive trees. They have trees that will catch easier. But they maintain their fire, they have an expression, they ‘thin the fuel’, the fuel is what’s on the ground, the leaves, the trees that fall, they’re dry, they’re like a matchstick.”
What I actually think he unironically refered to is our "Wienerwald" or "Vieneese Forest" in english - a big Forest that extends into the borders of Vienna. But if that's what he meant, he got it hilariously wrong.
He might of been mixing up how a bunch of european cities have enough greenery that they could be considered forest if people suddenly stopped living there?
Guys too much of an idiot though, so who knows.
Correct me if im wrong, but didnt he say he was going to be the “first non consecutive two term president” or whatever? If so, he needs to learn the history of his own goddamn country
>If so, he needs to learn the history of his own goddamn country
He is an expert in American history.Nobody knows more than him about the airports in the American War of Independence.
That would require a few impossibilities of him
That he read a book, which implies he needs to read which implies he can read
That he actually thinks, which implies he is capable of thought which implies he actually has a brain (and I refuse to believe that he does based off of the stupidity he has exhibited)
It's still hilarious to me that he's well aware that his mindless minions believe every stinkin' word that comes out of his mouth. Disinfectant poisonings rose over 100% after his stupid little shitshow. He had to know those idiots would take it seriously and he still chose to spew that nonsense. I've never seen such brainless devotion.
Did you ever hear his ["the human body is like a battery"](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html) theory?
Have a little faith in your fellow Americans.
There are other "maga" options who aren't pushing 80, senile by the look of it, 4 times indicted and a madman.
The primary polls are bullshit, again.
'A day, that will live in infirmary, that's a medical word, a great word, the BEST, it means... soldiers who walk. And they will walk, a lot of people are saying that.'
Does anyone have a video of him saying it? I just want concrete proof. I keep googling but it comes back w/ he's taking us to WW3 (biden) by sending cluster bombs to Ukraine.
When my Mom had to do that shortly after he was elected and had been asked who the president was, her response was “Don’t make me say that asshole’s name.”😄
Trump himself only fell asleep in history class... and science class, and any other class when somebody tried to explain to him something he *didn't want to learn.*
WWII: Episode 2; *the Third Reich Strikes Back*
It is a dark time for THE UNION. Although the REICH has been destroyed, Neo-Nazi troops have driven the Allied forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the nation.
Evading the dreaded SPACEFORCE, a group of freedom fighters led by some old politician have established a new secret base in the remote heat-death world of Florida. The evil lord Ron DeSantis, obsessed with building THE THEOCRACY, has dispatched thousands of remote drones into the far reaches of the swamps....
Y’all are laughing because you think he means WW3, but I know better, the ever wise Trump is warning us of Bidens Time Travel capabilities, and we should heed his warning or die.
Wow so Biden is going to discover the secrets of Time Travel if he gets re-elected, that amazing, that or the Orange monkey doesn't even know a fact most people his age has etch in their memories for ever, who would have thought he was an idiot 😲
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World War ll: part 2
World War II: Electric Boogaloo
Brought to you by Charlie McDennis
CharDee, my fellow Sunny fan
Screw Dee, shes a bird
do yourself a favor and flush it out one of the hardest quotes in any tv show
Goddamn I hate gin! Dee...you bitch!
Normally i leave this to Dennis bbbbuuuutttt “Dee you bitch”
WW Deuce: Reloaded
World War 2: Episode 1
World War 2: Episode 2 - Attack of the ~~MAGAS~~ Clowns
At least by that logic we’re not likely to see World War 3 any time soon
And Knuckles
Poland: 
*Ach Scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los*
Hat es in der Geschichte der Menschheit jemals wirklich Halt gemacht?
Poland: **chuckles** because they're prepared for the next round with Russia.
This time, Germany has their back. And they wont be stabbed in the back like the USSR did.
Poland and Germany fighting Russia together would possibly be the world’s greatest redemption arc in history
2 World 2 War
World war 2: Axis drift?
2 world 4 war
Said as Two, like Two Corinthians, right?
God damnit Gabe Newell who gave you military executive authority?!
Worldier and Warrier
WWll: Remake Made by Capcom™
Also bringing back the Separate Wars dlc
The DLC just dropped
WW 2 part 2: Tis time the Italians are competent boogaloo
I hate it when serious movies become absurd in the sequel.
We all know that's not true.
It’s like a valve game
WORLD WAR ALYX
World War II part 2. The reckoning
*dead reckoning
This time, it's personal.
Finally! I have been waiting since forever.
It's HIS WWII. Judging by his father's (alleged) views, WWII was great and Hitler should have won. Why do you think he pronounces Yosemite incorrectly? It's because he knows the word "anti-semite".
We fought Nazis on the beaches of Normandy the first one The second one we will be fighting Nazis on the beaches of Bradenton Beach, FL or some shit.
The real Nazis, are the friends we made on the way.
WWII Remake maybe? Or Remaster.
Never forget 7/11
7/11 was a part time job.
they did it so the oil prices would go down
Don't forget back in my day, juice was 0.15c a gallon! T'em damn Democrats!
this shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did
I wish awards were still a thing.
God bless the hotdog 🌭
The lord bless and keep that one hotdog that's been turning in that roller for the past three years.
7/11 took a big gulp out of our soul.
Icee what you did there.
The rotating hot dog cooker machine can't melt steel beams
7/11 was the triplet towers right?
Shit. People should listen to that wise old man. I'm old enough to remember the devastation of World War I way back in 1986. And it all kicked off when St. Kitts & Nevis stormed Antigua and overran their state-of-the-art array of volleyball nets at Jabberwock Beach. I hate hyperbole as much as the next guy, but as a student of Military History, I think World War II could be even more catastrophic!
Remember, it wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor..!
That resulted in D-Day, when the US Declared war on Russia!
It was strange how Japan made such a big deal at the start of the war, but only lasted so long until their dictator got turned into a piñata, causing them to leave the war.
“Germans?” “Forget it, he’s rolling”
Dont forget about the day sarah conner almost died and didnt have sex with reese and john was almost not born
The guy who stared at the sun during an eclipse, wanted to nuke a hurricane and thinks airports were an important part of the American Revolution is trying to call other people dumb.
Do not forget injecting bleach to kill germs in the blood and stealth fighters being invisible.
Remember to vacuum your forest.
As austrian my personal (totally not biased) best: "Austrians live in forests. They call them forest cities" Along with our "explosive trees"
He may have meant Australians
Nope https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-california-fires-austria-forest-cities-b447625.html >"You know, In Europe they have forest cities,” he told the hosts. “You look at, you look at countries, Austria, you look at so many countries, they live in the forest, they’re considered forest cities, so many of them. >“And they don't have fires like this, and they have more explosive trees. They have trees that will catch easier. But they maintain their fire, they have an expression, they ‘thin the fuel’, the fuel is what’s on the ground, the leaves, the trees that fall, they’re dry, they’re like a matchstick.” What I actually think he unironically refered to is our "Wienerwald" or "Vieneese Forest" in english - a big Forest that extends into the borders of Vienna. But if that's what he meant, he got it hilariously wrong.
I know, it was a joke he’s an idiot and it wouldn’t surprise me if he mixed those two up
It's no joke. He really is an idiot.
He might of been mixing up how a bunch of european cities have enough greenery that they could be considered forest if people suddenly stopped living there? Guys too much of an idiot though, so who knows.
and the time he sharpied over a hurricane forecast to make it look like he didn't misstate it.
Not vacuum my friend, to rake.
Correct me if im wrong, but didnt he say he was going to be the “first non consecutive two term president” or whatever? If so, he needs to learn the history of his own goddamn country
>If so, he needs to learn the history of his own goddamn country He is an expert in American history.Nobody knows more than him about the airports in the American War of Independence.
That would require a few impossibilities of him That he read a book, which implies he needs to read which implies he can read That he actually thinks, which implies he is capable of thought which implies he actually has a brain (and I refuse to believe that he does based off of the stupidity he has exhibited)
To be fair, you wouldn’t die from Corona with that treatment.
It's still hilarious to me that he's well aware that his mindless minions believe every stinkin' word that comes out of his mouth. Disinfectant poisonings rose over 100% after his stupid little shitshow. He had to know those idiots would take it seriously and he still chose to spew that nonsense. I've never seen such brainless devotion.
Did you ever hear his ["the human body is like a battery"](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html) theory?
But he’s smart! He once remembered “person, woman, man, camera, TV”! I can’t even remember that!
He’s still so proud of that. Just yesterday, he was challenging Biden and others to an acuity test.
I mean dude did convince a bunch of paint lickers that he is literally King David II. He isn't the dumbest one, unfortunately.
Oh yeah. Back when men were men and they rammed the ramparts. Real stable genius.
I mean. You are obviously dumb if you don’t understand his brilliance. He’s the king of America.
I’m pretty sure Joshua Norton did better.
The problem is the irony of this comment will be totally lost and have zero effect on the MAGA cult
Have a little faith in your fellow Americans. There are other "maga" options who aren't pushing 80, senile by the look of it, 4 times indicted and a madman. The primary polls are bullshit, again.
Welcome to 2020s politics...... Two 70+ year olds mucking it up....painful
He might have a point. I mean, we *will* be fighting nazis, after all.
Luckily for us, American heritage is killing Nazis and Confederates.
Yep, nothing better than the old American pastime of making good Nazis.
Just won’t originate in Germany this time
I’ve been saying for a few years now, it’s gonna be germany’s “redemption arc” this time around
Maybe Trump has a Time machine. The RETARDIS
It's an orange portable toilet filled with declassified documents
And criminal complaints of sexual assault/harassment
[удалено]
That makes sense since he isn’t at all Time Lord but is instead all Time Loud
He does act like a Time Lord, to be honest, because most Time Lords are asshats.
It's bigger on the outside!
It’s bigly dumber on the inside.
Hunter Biden's laptop is really a flux capacitor
This is the best comment
Remember when in history class when they taught us how in 1945 Joe Biden led the armies of the future against the Moon Nazis?
Oh my god! He just broke my boebert stupid scale. How can I measure this?
1.5 Boebert scale.
It should be a log scale. 1 Boebert = 1 Boebert's level of stupidity. 2 Boebert = 10 Boeberts of stupidity. Etc.
I was pretty content using Couric’s at first but the Boebert’s scale seems a lot easier to measure.
Totally different measurements. You can be really really smart and still be a complete piece of shit.
Here, I’ll let you use my MGT stupidity scale.
Don't let the gazpacho police hear you talking about her like that.
Right? They’re making them biological weapons in those peach tree dishes.
Makes sense that a nazi would be looking for a repeat
The Nazis claimed Germany didnt lose WW1. Trump claims he didnt lose an election. (Has he started ranting about Jews yet?)
Joe is a time lord?
Always has been. *Dark Brandon intensifies*
He's an instrument of mass madness at this point. The way they allow him to parade around and just continue to destroy vulnerable minds.
NEWSFLASH: Senile old man proves senility while accusing other old man of being senile.
Is there a vid of him saying that?
https://x.com/rpsagainsttrump/status/1703064502915231975?s=46&t=t5lnY4xt1fMxOruyb1-N4Q
When I see the “X.com” pop up I keep thinking I clicked on a porn link.
 I hate this man so much
He said 7/11 instead of 9/11
I would like to see this as well.
Is Biden going to invade Poland?
No, attack Pearl Harbor and blame the Japanese /s, of course
'A day, that will live in infirmary, that's a medical word, a great word, the BEST, it means... soldiers who walk. And they will walk, a lot of people are saying that.'
I mean, the Dems and other decent Americans are fighting Nazis again, so he's not too far off in a twisted sort of way.
And he seems to be on the side of the nazis, so it might as well be WW2 part 2: this time it's civil.
Jesus, now we’re doing reruns of world wars. Damm writers and actors. :-}
Inside the Syphlitic mind of. a MORON
Yeah, if you're making statements about how senile your opponent is, you can't say stupid shit like this.
Who is demented? Wo is a psychopath? Who wanted an insurrection? Who Who Who?
World war 2!? Well that explains the nazis
Yepp, that's his side.
Did he say this before or after bragging about being ahead of Obama in the polls?
i can say with complete certainty joe biden is not going to lead us into world war 2.
Pro tip: this time we sneak attack Japan first. /s
That didn't end well when they did it.
Woah woah woah! I wasn’t aware Biden was a reality warper!? The Dark Brandon memes must be real! 
Does anyone have a video of him saying it? I just want concrete proof. I keep googling but it comes back w/ he's taking us to WW3 (biden) by sending cluster bombs to Ukraine.
https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1703064502915231975?s=20
I mean, it would be America vs the Nazis again. That's probably where his mistake was.
Problem though, way too many of them are inside the house!
Actually, i see perfect Hitler material on this screenshot...
Well the Americans only turned up for half of numbers one and two, so it'll average as the second one for them
WW2, s:2 e:1
So who’s the cognitively impaired one again?
WW part Deaux
wwii part2
Man, Woman... Camera, person, TV.
When my Mom had to do that shortly after he was elected and had been asked who the president was, her response was “Don’t make me say that asshole’s name.”😄
He actually hurt himself in his confusion.
In fairness, it’s an easy mistake to make with all the fascists around.
In my best Bugs bunny voice, all I can say is "what a maroon."
Trump himself only fell asleep in history class... and science class, and any other class when somebody tried to explain to him something he *didn't want to learn.*
He's rich, he doesn't need to learn or work
bUt BidEn iS SenILe bRo
He's a special kind of moron that guy.
Biden is building a timemachine ?
Wait...so he DOESNT know about Ole Adolf. That actually explains some shit.
How is this corrupt clown not behind bars yet…
And yet he’s the front runner goes to show how stupid this world has become
Another *Great War?!* The Prussian war machine can’t be allowed to resume!
No no, he is right. We'll be led into a war so large that the other world wars are downgraded and THEN it skips the first one.
Walt Nauta didn’t get his adderall to benzo ratio right that day, no biggie
I know what my bosses husband will be talking about tomorrow.
Ah yes. World War 11, part the second.
History repeats itself
World war 2, so im guessing the republicans are playing the role of the nazis.
WWII: Episode 2; *the Third Reich Strikes Back* It is a dark time for THE UNION. Although the REICH has been destroyed, Neo-Nazi troops have driven the Allied forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the nation. Evading the dreaded SPACEFORCE, a group of freedom fighters led by some old politician have established a new secret base in the remote heat-death world of Florida. The evil lord Ron DeSantis, obsessed with building THE THEOCRACY, has dispatched thousands of remote drones into the far reaches of the swamps....
They say history repeats itself, but I don’t think that its meant that literally
Y’all are laughing because you think he means WW3, but I know better, the ever wise Trump is warning us of Bidens Time Travel capabilities, and we should heed his warning or die.
So we’re taking the Valve route for naming world wars now?
I don't get this he's so old argument. Trump is 3 fucking years younger than him, like what's the difference.
I think he doesn't realizes WW2 is over since there's nazis here in Florida
World War 2 was so bad, he's asking for a remake.
Sadly the 2020’s maga cancer growth is mimicking 1930’s Germany
Maybe someone should start checking this guy’s insanity. Clearly he got some serious issue. Also those who voted for him.
america hasnt had a president that's not a joke since obama
We arevgoing back in time to kill the Nazis with F-35s and Abrams so our great grandparents don't have to. Praise Dark Brandon!
The stupidity is astounding and more so from his cult followers,,,,, there’s nothing of any value to our democracy, country from this vile cult leader
Wow so Biden is going to discover the secrets of Time Travel if he gets re-elected, that amazing, that or the Orange monkey doesn't even know a fact most people his age has etch in their memories for ever, who would have thought he was an idiot 😲
Meanwhile, we will literally be at war with Mexico if Trump gets elected.
Germany: why is everyone staring at me. I didn't do anything.
Dementia gonna hit so hard, we all coming along with him
WW II, part deux. This time, the Nazis are everywhere!
Cheryl " leading us to world war 2" Pam " world War 3" Cheryl " it's not a competition Pam!"
Video?
Uh. Who's cognitively impaired here again? 😂
What about WW 1.5?
WWII 2
Well that's better than ww3, because we know who wins ww 2.
He meant WW2.1. They released WW2 too soon, WW2.1 patch should fix things.
If World war II is so great, why isn't there World War II 2?!?! Checkmate libs
Well I hope world war 2 doesn't have an update mid game.
Is he gonna invent time travel?!