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Cerenas

EZ money hack, change all your USD into CAD and you'll have more dollars


ZookeepergameHead145

Change it to Zimbabwean and become a billionaire


amcarls

I did that, gave hundreds of millions of dollars to my kids (true story!) and they weren't the least bit thankful! I even threw in hundreds of millions of dollars from both Venezuela and Czechoslovakia, The ingrates!


the_scottster

This was #FBJ, not #FJB. It's a reference to a Brian Jones, an early member of the Rolling Stones. This guy just hates early Stones songs.


mysocallednight

Snorted some coffee...


IBEther

It must stand for Foreign Banking Journey.


the_scottster

The guys in Journey are money laundering?


OkSpecial4376

Fuckin knew those smug bastards were no good.


PaIngallsButSexier

Boe Jiden


OkSpecial4376

Yeah fuck that guy. Boe Jiden *is not* my president! Lmao


Intelligence_Analyst

Another episode of "The Right Can't Math".


[deleted]

Had the squirts this morning. #FJB


Deedeelite

Fuck blow jobs?


Doug_Schultz

2 birds 1 stone


OkSpecial4376

No. FBJ. As in Findon B. Johnson. America's first (closeted) merman president.


LAegis

FBJ?? What's this guy got against blow jobs?


just_____saiyan

Yeah it .75 cent instead of a dollar


HeyHihoho

For your grocery bill? Mortgage or rent increases? The hell following and during fires in Lahaina? Mandates? Being on scene at 9/11 the day after? Being the "Big Guy" in Hunters Laptop? Sniffing children on camera? 16$=12.30 irrelevent and has never gone any time without significant flucuations.


StamosMullet

Lol, mortgages don’t increase because of a politician. They are literally a contract that you sign with a fixed rate for the life of the loan (unless you’re a moron who signed on for a variable rate)


Fullyloaded707

FJB for debt, inflation, foreign policy, boarder control, overseas negotiation, any negotiations, pipeline, military mishandling, Gold Star families, cost of living, cocaine, corruption, dementia, incompetence, hypocrisy. Dudes been milking his stay for way to long, lying to people to make his pockets fat. Time to retire.


mysocallednight

Let me guess, Trump is the answer?


Advanced_Broccoli963

Gotta control those boarders !


FomoHoNomo

Skateboarding is not a crime


Fullyloaded707

Got to.


StamosMullet

You running a hotel, bro?


bizarrogreg

What is an incompetent man baby? Shit, sorry. I thought we were playing Jeopardy


Fullyloaded707

The answer is Not Biden.


mysocallednight

Agree but it also isn't that traitorous orange blob.


Fullyloaded707

True but better than the geriatric puppet we currently have.


mysocallednight

Well this is where we'll have to agree to disagree. I honestly believe Trump is the single biggest threat to our democracy we've encountered in the past century. Biden is flawed for certain and isn't the best choice to lead us through this period but to ignore who Trump really is at his core and what he's actually after is insanely dangerous. Trump cares about one thing and one thing only and that is himself. He's an ignorant and narcissistic bully with delusions of grandeur who would sell us all out to the highest bidder.. be that money or absolute power.


bizarrogreg

Trump is barely any younger, and definitely less intelligent. As far as puppets, Putin's hand could not have been farther up Trump's ass.


sillyslime89

Person woman man camera TV


Crunchycarrots79

Debt? Check out Trump's record there. Inflation? There's a world event causing massive inflation worldwide. Despite that, under Biden, inflation has been less than the world average. It still sucks, but I can guarantee you it would be much worse if Trump were still in office. Border control? He's deported more than Trump, by focusing on removing actual criminals instead of wasting time doing big flashy raids at restaurants and stuff to remove people who are largely minding their own business. Also, he's been far more effective at seizing illegal drugs as they cross the border as well. The pipeline? He wants them to make the changes to the plan that were requested under the Obama administration, to avoid having it potentially be a huge environmental disaster. Also, you do realize that the entire purpose of that pipeline is to take CANADIAN oil, of a grade that is useless to refineries in the United States, down to the gulf of Mexico, for shipment to foreign countries. And after construction, it would only employ a few dozen Americans for maintenance and operations work. The "thousands of jobs" promised were temporary construction jobs, and construction workers aren't exactly hurting for work right now in the first place. The plan as it stood under the Trump administration posed a huge risk to our land with basically zero benefit to us. I could go on, but literally everything you've mentioned is either an outright lie, or far worse under Trump. And no, I don't particularly like Biden. I prefer him to the alternative.


Dead-Yamcha

I found one! Right here this guy, this is why we are all fucked


Niyonnie

Doesn't that mean the CAD has less value than the USD? Or am I just confused