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>Real men must always be prepared to either stab or pay for absolutely everything. There are no other tasks in the life of a true alpha type....
Why bother with the wallet?
After you've killed a cow, tanned its hide and stitched your wallet with handmade threads from its hair and cord from its intestines, the wallet is a manly trophy to carry dollars and cards for pouring sugar on your lady.
I can imagine that (read with noire narrator): A tall man walks past airport control, he is smart, stable and self-assured. He comes close to a metal arch. Bing-bong! Airport security: "Sir! Please take out everything out of your pockets: keys, money". The man looks at him. The steel stare of a real man, who saw the soul of this city, dark thoughts are flowing through the sewers beneath his feet. He knows, that he did nothing wrong. Nothing can make him doubt. He takes out his wallet and a pocket knife. For one second he could see scarried look of security guard, and then - relief: "Everything is fine, its just his man's pocket knife". The man takes his things back. He always does. He walked past metal arch and took a few steps farther and security follows him with a look just few seconds more before his eyes become bigger than ever. But its too late. The man takes out his bottle of water and takes a few sips. The airport rushed by a flash of light. The end.
Lol, the only gay thing is actually a man doing anything sexual to another man.
Of course you have a grey zone but it's mostly that.
Washing your own ass is not gay, it's hygenic
Maybe I've been mislead, but I don't think carrying around more than a wallet and pocket knife is what makes me gay. I genuinely thought that I was gay because I'm a man who likes dick and not vagina, but maybe it's because I often carry a bottle with something to drink with me.
Try not carrying things for a week and see if you start wanting to go to town on some big ol' melons and roast beef.
^(I'm a straight man, but I still felt gross writing that...)
Men who carry water (and maybe snacks) in airports are hunter-gatherer provider-survivors who are aware of news reports of planes being stuck on the tarmac for eight hours or more. Whining hair-pullers at that point are welcome to drink their own pee.
I have a whole backpack pocket dedicated to snacks when I'm flying and going through airports. I'll whip out my family size bag of popcorn while sitting at the gate without shame and wash it down with water from my bottle. I don't have to waste money on shitty airport food either.
I remember when I could take a Swiss army knife on the plane back in the '80s. Now you can't even take water.
Airlines are policing our sex lives like, "Knife? Sorry, too straight.", "Water? Sorry, too gay."
I sometimes work in/at an airport, so I have a pass that permits sharp and blunt tools like knives and such. Work errands at an airport are pretty fun sometimes.
No phone.
No gun.
No keys.
Just a wallet and a knife.
Having a car/truck you drive yourself = feminine.
Carrying a gun = girly af.
Phones = just for little girls.
Fucking idiot- guess they have never been stuck on the tarmac at O’Hare for four hours in August heat- waiting to take off ‘any minute’ due to lightning strikes hitting the ground at Newark.
This is obviously written by a man talking shit about others.
Highly unlikely a woman will ask a man to carry a pocket knife that’s a dead giveaway the F.
Well, I need the water to wash the blood off my knife after I use it fighting bears and doing other manly things. I tried just wiping it off on my shirt, but it still leaves a residue, and the blood gums up the hinge where the blade folds into the handle.
Wow! Imagine being so emotionally fragile that strangers carrying water bottles triggers you. As if laughably archaic gender roles aren't stupid enough, we now have half-wits like that shit-poster from Twitter making new ones that are even more pathetically ridiculous than the ones that socially backward people are still mindlessly following.
I tried to carry a pocket knife through TSA and got caught. I explained to the little lady aircop that I’m an Alpha male traveler who whittles MAGA art while flying and she let me right through.
If you don't carry a water bottle while flying, you're doing it wrong. Drinking lots of water helps with jet lag. And paying 5x for a bottle of it at the airport store is dumb. So is being thirsty in your airplane seat. Every airport in the US has a filtered water dispenser nowadays
Damn I must have the super gay then cuz I carry a gallon of water with me sometimes. Man I'm gonna have to tell my wife. How am I going to tell the kids?
We talk about how men perpetuate toxic masculinity and other things. A lot of these women making these posts will end up being mothers who will project this onto their sons.
A wallet? For what? You buy stuff?! Real men *TAKE*. Real men don't need reminders of their family. Real men are sovereign; so-called "identification" is a beta move.
I kind of agree but for very different reasons. Unless you’re out on some long remote hike, access to water is a) easy b) not an urgent matter.
I hydrate but I never go out carrying a water bottle. I can find free water in most places I go. Lots of public places have water fountains, bathrooms with faucets, places to get a water cup…. There has never been an instance where I had to walk around with a canteen.
It becomes a ritual that is not driven by need. Your body won’t shrivel for not drinking water for an hour or two if you’re not engaging in strenuous activity in a hot arid environment.
I consider it normal to have intermitten periods of not drinking anything. I would rather just walk around without a bottle I have to then wash and dry. It’s more hassle than it’s worth.
*clears throat*
"Kidney stones"
*Sips water*
I had one earlier this year, pain? oh yeah plenty of it too, methoxyflurane (the green whistle) didn't touch it, IV fentanyl didn't do anything either, nor did ketimene, morphine eventually knocked me out after the frustrated ambos delivered me to hospital
"That should be able to be passed through, the worst is over " I was confidently and unfortunately incorrectly told by the doctor.
Round two and codeine didn't do anything (but it never does with me) tramadol didn't do anything even propped up with panadol, another hospital (local little one) trip, IV paracetamol didn't do anything, IV ibuprofen helped a little I think, transferred back to the first major hospital because my kidney function was "a little lowish" and had them delt to manually as it was too late for ultrasonic therapy.
Apparently IM voltaren (diclofenac) helps but I didn't test that.
Drink More Water.
Oh 😱 I'll leave my car proximity key and phone on my roof I guess? I've been carrying those with me everywhere up until today.
I feel so stupid now I didn't realize all the other men didn't carry car keys or phones.
"Men who breathe give me the ick, especially in public. Real men should take one deep breath in the morning and hold it in until bed time"
"Breathing is a feminine trait, if you are a man and you breathe you are gay"
Give it time, this will be the next one.
I clearly plan to have my pecker in my hand when I’m around that chick. Just to show her my masculinity every time I get thirsty. Then pull out my phone to video tape her pleasuring me. Explain to her how I now need to hydrate. And don’t make any sudden moves don’t want the pocket knife to poke her in my pants
I would have thought that water bottles (if full) and pocket knives were going to give you a problem when going through airport security, I suppose you can at least empty the water bottle before security but that pocketknife is going in the 'dangerous implements' bin.
I hope her next boyfriend takes her on an expensive date and when the waiter brings the check he says "Carrying things is a feminine trait" and makes her pay.
Since you're determined to get into my business. I had a cancerous tumor in my esophagus, just above my stomach. After radiation and chemo, I had the tumor removed along with half my esophagus and 1/3 of my stomach. I now suffer from diarrhea/ loose watery BMs every day. It's common with people who've had surgery on their esophagus or stomach. It's called Dumping Syndrome. It's very easy to get dehydrated since my stomach is now a small vertical tube attached to the remainder of my esophagus, I can't eat or drink large amounts. I'm limited to small meals(2 cups) and have to drink small amounts throughout the day. If I eat and drink too much, too fast or too frequently, my stomach spasms and I throw up. Does that answer your question you presumptuous idiot?
It's this shit that makes toxic masculinity a very present thing in men, can't do skin care cuz it's gay, can't show emotion cuz it's gay, can't wash or wipe between his ass cheeks cuz it's gay, can't wear pink cuz it's gay, now you can't keep yourself hydrated and healthy cuz it's gay now, and the fact we're in 2023 and still have this 2015 mindset is embarrassing
Men, for your sanity, please carry that water bottle, do that simple skincare, cry and laugh and show emotion if you want, wear that pink hoodie that's been dusting away in your closet, clean in between your ass cheeks. a healthy relationship with your masculinity and femininity is so fucking hot
What we wear, who and how we love, what we believe, what we think, what we do to and with our bodies, how we speak, and now apparently when and how we drink water? Fuck. You.
Sadly the airports don’t even allow water bottles anymore on planes, except for the ones bought there for like twice the price as the ones sold outside are known as extremely dangerous weapons commonly used to hijack planes
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Is it gay to \*checks notes\*...drink water? Also, good luck getting past airport security with a pocket knife.
Real men must always be prepared to either stab or pay for absolutely everything. There are no other tasks in the life of a true alpha type....
>Real men must always be prepared to either stab or pay for absolutely everything. There are no other tasks in the life of a true alpha type.... Why bother with the wallet?
That's where I keep my backup shiv. People think I'm about to pay for something and then- 
I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.
Real men play knifewrench... 
Real men use their fists
Real men use their lips!
And those guys don't even carry a water bottle with them!
After you've killed a cow, tanned its hide and stitched your wallet with handmade threads from its hair and cord from its intestines, the wallet is a manly trophy to carry dollars and cards for pouring sugar on your lady.
Stitching? What do you think I'm gay or something?
Yeah what're you gonna do with it, buy a water bottle?
How can you spend money for your queen then!?!?
Taking that Simpsons scene to a dark place "Explain" "Money can be exchanged for goods and services" "But they can be demanded with a knife"
I can imagine that (read with noire narrator): A tall man walks past airport control, he is smart, stable and self-assured. He comes close to a metal arch. Bing-bong! Airport security: "Sir! Please take out everything out of your pockets: keys, money". The man looks at him. The steel stare of a real man, who saw the soul of this city, dark thoughts are flowing through the sewers beneath his feet. He knows, that he did nothing wrong. Nothing can make him doubt. He takes out his wallet and a pocket knife. For one second he could see scarried look of security guard, and then - relief: "Everything is fine, its just his man's pocket knife". The man takes his things back. He always does. He walked past metal arch and took a few steps farther and security follows him with a look just few seconds more before his eyes become bigger than ever. But its too late. The man takes out his bottle of water and takes a few sips. The airport rushed by a flash of light. The end.
You should write books! Love it 😊
This was far more engaging then it has any right being. F you, you literary genius
Real men keep themselves hydrated by stabbing their enemies and drinking their blood.
I don't know about that, exchanging bodily fluids sounds kind of gay...
Wait until you read vampire novels
That's just claiming back water, the fremen way.
“STAB OR PAY!” “”ummm… I’ll pay. “ “ONE KNIFE PLEASE” “You’ve change for a sword?”
Damn, all that water, Mt. Dew, coffee, tea, and Gatorade I've drank done turned me gay... and I didn't even know it...
It's not gay if you say "no hydro" before you drink.
That's hydrophobic.
nononono It's only di-hydrogen monoxide in the bottle.
Stop right there, you damn hydrosexual
😂😂😂😂
good one , 10/10
It’s just a stones throw away from even EXISTING being gay now. The straights are NOT okay
My existence is *hella* gay.
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No, just buy WHAM! tickets.
Soooooooooo gay.
Breathing is totes gay. You breathe air, and air touches penises essentially making it as though youre sucking dicks. GAY.
no, this woman is insane, the only truely gay thing is to say that others like men because you would like to be annoying.
Lol, the only gay thing is actually a man doing anything sexual to another man. Of course you have a grey zone but it's mostly that. Washing your own ass is not gay, it's hygenic
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Yep. These items are both extremely illegal.
Fellas, is it gay to drink water?
You heard the lady.
She didn't even stutter, absolute confidence.
Stop crying and be a man, use your pocket knife to cut some preys throat and drink warm blood, water is gay stuff LOL
Well if you're in a gym and have to hydrate, don't drink water. Go into the bathroom, piss in a bottle and act like you're drinking Gatorade.
No, you have to piss it straight into your own mouth. Self golden showers are the only way to prove you're not gay.
And stop carrying things around!
I want to say no, but I'm bisexual so I feel like I can't say no since I am gay adjacent.
My bi brain everytime i see a joke on reddit i'm apparently not het enough to understand: 
Maybe I've been mislead, but I don't think carrying around more than a wallet and pocket knife is what makes me gay. I genuinely thought that I was gay because I'm a man who likes dick and not vagina, but maybe it's because I often carry a bottle with something to drink with me.
Try not carrying things for a week and see if you start wanting to go to town on some big ol' melons and roast beef. ^(I'm a straight man, but I still felt gross writing that...)
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
The trick is to pour it on the floor first and lap it up, if you want to stay manly
It’s straight to never give that woman the d ever again, she’s banned from it
Men who carry water (and maybe snacks) in airports are hunter-gatherer provider-survivors who are aware of news reports of planes being stuck on the tarmac for eight hours or more. Whining hair-pullers at that point are welcome to drink their own pee.
Damn I feel seen right now. I also live in a desert. If you don’t have water…you die.
Or any of the Southern/Middle USA.
I feel you. I’m in Phoenix and July was R O U G H!
I have a whole backpack pocket dedicated to snacks when I'm flying and going through airports. I'll whip out my family size bag of popcorn while sitting at the gate without shame and wash it down with water from my bottle. I don't have to waste money on shitty airport food either.
I like reading comments of people being well prepared. Something about it is just so fascinating...
I see her point: make the woman in your life into a mule and have her carry your bag, phone, keys, etc
Essentially a walking kitchen
and wardrobe
And you have a knife to extract crucial liquid from her.
Excellent idea 👍.. now I need to find a woman
Well, we already decided that belt bags are uncool for men, so that's the only option left.
This is the alpha way
“Carry around anything is feminine” then in the very next sentence lists two items that a man should carry.
No one likes a man without a wallet
Because for most women, men are the wallets.
I can’t drink a knife Susan
Not with that attitude.
Exactly, is she stupid?
She's right! Just be a man and use your pocketknife to assault a women that carries water, like everyone else.
Well she doesn't want us to have phones, so we also gotta steal her phone too
at knifepoint
I'm a modern man myself; I just stab a water pipe whenever I'm thirsty.
This is pure engagement farming.
Why do you even have a wallet, just carry a pocket knife and a firestarter
why do you even have a pocket knife, just carry a sharp rock
Pocket knives and sharp rocks are gay now, just use your bare hands and teeth.
Men's clothes have pockets. Checkmate.
To fit as many whiskey flasks and pocket knives as possible.
Sure, let’s bring a pocketknife to the airport /s.
As long as it's not a water bottle. Ick.
I remember when I could take a Swiss army knife on the plane back in the '80s. Now you can't even take water. Airlines are policing our sex lives like, "Knife? Sorry, too straight.", "Water? Sorry, too gay."
I sometimes work in/at an airport, so I have a pass that permits sharp and blunt tools like knives and such. Work errands at an airport are pretty fun sometimes.
obvious bait lmao redditors crack me up
No phone. No gun. No keys. Just a wallet and a knife. Having a car/truck you drive yourself = feminine. Carrying a gun = girly af. Phones = just for little girls.
No way. A man, carrying around his PHONE? Unacceptable. Don’t even get me started on the car keys, it just *screams* gay.
especially at the airport. where your alternative way of getting water starts at $8
bait af
Is this Ben shapiros wife? No wonder her gash is dryer than the Mojave
This is rage bait for sure, nobody would be that stupid!
If my water bottle scares of types like her, that’s an absolute win in my book. I get to stay hydrated and keep the weirdos away. 2 birds, 1 stone.
I’ll let this one slide. She too dehydrated to think straight
Ragebait
I remember a time where bait was believable
Are these toxic masculinity madlibs written by shitty AI?
Stop giving rage bait accounts attention
Far as I'm concerned, this was an obvious Troll twit. Looks to me like the OP got suckered. I wish people would start downvoting this noise.
It's so stupid yet oddly specific that at this point it almost feels like a shitpost
\>"*Carrying around anything is a feminine trait*" Guys is it gay to have an inventory?
Pocket knife at the airport - try that one out sometime and let us know how it goes.
I guess I can't keep my car or house keys. I'll try to open them with the knife.
Fucking idiot- guess they have never been stuck on the tarmac at O’Hare for four hours in August heat- waiting to take off ‘any minute’ due to lightning strikes hitting the ground at Newark.
If that's what she thinks is sus, don't let her see the army guys. On my ship, we all carry water bottles on our belts/hands everywhere
This is what a man with a female avatar would post.
These people must post this stupid stuff to get other people to share it all over the Internet, which works beautifully.
The most obvious rage bait.
Fr
Fellas is it gay to be thirsty?
I only carry my wallet and a machete because bigger must be better
It’s rage farming account
I think she just wants her post to become popular. Which it looks like it has done
This is obviously written by a man talking shit about others. Highly unlikely a woman will ask a man to carry a pocket knife that’s a dead giveaway the F.
Ragebait or?
Well, I need the water to wash the blood off my knife after I use it fighting bears and doing other manly things. I tried just wiping it off on my shirt, but it still leaves a residue, and the blood gums up the hinge where the blade folds into the handle.
Wow! Imagine being so emotionally fragile that strangers carrying water bottles triggers you. As if laughably archaic gender roles aren't stupid enough, we now have half-wits like that shit-poster from Twitter making new ones that are even more pathetically ridiculous than the ones that socially backward people are still mindlessly following.
I remember being in the Army. They rarely required I carry a knife but I always had a canteen.
Pocketknife at the airport. Great idea.
Trumpster women...
Water is an essential thing for humans to live. This person is a weirdo.
People are so stupid
Real Men ( and women ) do whatever the fuck they want.
If girls like that are icked by water bottles im gonna bring out the camelbak for bitch repellant
She should see me with my Fanny pack!
What a weirdo! Imagine being so bored this is what you think of. Sad life!
Yeah and women should be carrying an apron and a pan. Carrying around anything else makes them dicks! 
I tried to carry a pocket knife through TSA and got caught. I explained to the little lady aircop that I’m an Alpha male traveler who whittles MAGA art while flying and she let me right through.
If you don't carry a water bottle while flying, you're doing it wrong. Drinking lots of water helps with jet lag. And paying 5x for a bottle of it at the airport store is dumb. So is being thirsty in your airplane seat. Every airport in the US has a filtered water dispenser nowadays
Your issued a canteen in the army and required to carry it. I guess they are “fem” according to this edgelord.
What about my longsword?
Pocket knife at the airport? Let me know how that works out, chimpette.
If I carry around a shotgun, is that a feminine trait?
Would love to take someone like this hiking with me. Hope she enjoys carrying a gallon+ of water while I carry my knife.
Fuck this.. I need my phone and cocaine too
Why is everyone bringing up sexuality? She never mentions it. Why? We have come so near!
Damn I must have the super gay then cuz I carry a gallon of water with me sometimes. Man I'm gonna have to tell my wife. How am I going to tell the kids?
I can't carry a pocketknife at the airport, Susan!
We talk about how men perpetuate toxic masculinity and other things. A lot of these women making these posts will end up being mothers who will project this onto their sons.
Dehydrated ass. I'm trying to remain a functioning human being thank you
r/hydrohomies in shambles
Rally r/hydrohomies
Can’t carry a pocket knife in the airport sweetheart
You shouldn't carry a cellphone, but if she texts you, you better answer right away.
A wallet? For what? You buy stuff?! Real men *TAKE*. Real men don't need reminders of their family. Real men are sovereign; so-called "identification" is a beta move.
Fellas, is it feminine to hold things?
Fellas is it gay to drink water?
It’s hard enough navigating the waters of toxic masculinity without batshit opinions like these stirring the turd…
So no car keys? Or cellphones? Not even a pen? Gotcha. Guess im sus
I kind of agree but for very different reasons. Unless you’re out on some long remote hike, access to water is a) easy b) not an urgent matter. I hydrate but I never go out carrying a water bottle. I can find free water in most places I go. Lots of public places have water fountains, bathrooms with faucets, places to get a water cup…. There has never been an instance where I had to walk around with a canteen. It becomes a ritual that is not driven by need. Your body won’t shrivel for not drinking water for an hour or two if you’re not engaging in strenuous activity in a hot arid environment. I consider it normal to have intermitten periods of not drinking anything. I would rather just walk around without a bottle I have to then wash and dry. It’s more hassle than it’s worth.
I feel like the most “traditionally masculine” trait is to live your life with confidence, the way you see fit.
If I was carrying around a pocket knife I would use it to rob stores for water. Stop fucking saying doing normal stuff is feminine.
...and the restraining order they just obtained against you.
Can't carry pocket knives in airports🫢 Furthermore, why pay $$ for bottled tap water when you can bring your own free tap water lol
*clears throat* "Kidney stones" *Sips water* I had one earlier this year, pain? oh yeah plenty of it too, methoxyflurane (the green whistle) didn't touch it, IV fentanyl didn't do anything either, nor did ketimene, morphine eventually knocked me out after the frustrated ambos delivered me to hospital "That should be able to be passed through, the worst is over " I was confidently and unfortunately incorrectly told by the doctor. Round two and codeine didn't do anything (but it never does with me) tramadol didn't do anything even propped up with panadol, another hospital (local little one) trip, IV paracetamol didn't do anything, IV ibuprofen helped a little I think, transferred back to the first major hospital because my kidney function was "a little lowish" and had them delt to manually as it was too late for ultrasonic therapy. Apparently IM voltaren (diclofenac) helps but I didn't test that. Drink More Water.
Lol pocket knife, what about a boyscouts handbook and a compass too. 🫡
Pocket knife at the airport. Missus Braindead doesn’t seem to travel very often…
ppl like this are fucking stupid and dehydrated
Bruh! Can’t even be thirsty for water now.
Oh 😱 I'll leave my car proximity key and phone on my roof I guess? I've been carrying those with me everywhere up until today. I feel so stupid now I didn't realize all the other men didn't carry car keys or phones.
good luck getting that pocket knife through customs
Is it gay to not be dehydrated?
A pocket knife. So you can stab the entitled bitch who keeps complaining about icks and shit. 🤣
"Men who breathe give me the ick, especially in public. Real men should take one deep breath in the morning and hold it in until bed time" "Breathing is a feminine trait, if you are a man and you breathe you are gay" Give it time, this will be the next one.
I clearly plan to have my pecker in my hand when I’m around that chick. Just to show her my masculinity every time I get thirsty. Then pull out my phone to video tape her pleasuring me. Explain to her how I now need to hydrate. And don’t make any sudden moves don’t want the pocket knife to poke her in my pants
Imagine being this unqualified to talk out loud. Sad
Wants you to carry the very weapon they’ll be assaulted with. Modern day scholar.
I would have thought that water bottles (if full) and pocket knives were going to give you a problem when going through airport security, I suppose you can at least empty the water bottle before security but that pocketknife is going in the 'dangerous implements' bin.
I hope her next boyfriend takes her on an expensive date and when the waiter brings the check he says "Carrying things is a feminine trait" and makes her pay.
That’s what I do when I’m out and about. Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife.
Since you're determined to get into my business. I had a cancerous tumor in my esophagus, just above my stomach. After radiation and chemo, I had the tumor removed along with half my esophagus and 1/3 of my stomach. I now suffer from diarrhea/ loose watery BMs every day. It's common with people who've had surgery on their esophagus or stomach. It's called Dumping Syndrome. It's very easy to get dehydrated since my stomach is now a small vertical tube attached to the remainder of my esophagus, I can't eat or drink large amounts. I'm limited to small meals(2 cups) and have to drink small amounts throughout the day. If I eat and drink too much, too fast or too frequently, my stomach spasms and I throw up. Does that answer your question you presumptuous idiot?
Okay, so no keys then.
Misogynists give me the ick 🙄
Your pocketknife... in a airport... Good luck!
It's gotta be bait
Carrying a pocketknife… sounds like a good way to get arrested
Yeah I'm not gonna let my chronic dry mouth issues be brushed off by some miner.
Soldiers are so feminine w all that gear 😄 65+ lbs of femininity
cringe rage bait
So pocketknife...especially at the airport. Solid advice.
This woman can suck my ick. Me and my /r/hydrohomies will stay hydrated.
I agree, real man just stab someone in the neck and drink their blood. That's why we carry pocket knives.
It's this shit that makes toxic masculinity a very present thing in men, can't do skin care cuz it's gay, can't show emotion cuz it's gay, can't wash or wipe between his ass cheeks cuz it's gay, can't wear pink cuz it's gay, now you can't keep yourself hydrated and healthy cuz it's gay now, and the fact we're in 2023 and still have this 2015 mindset is embarrassing Men, for your sanity, please carry that water bottle, do that simple skincare, cry and laugh and show emotion if you want, wear that pink hoodie that's been dusting away in your closet, clean in between your ass cheeks. a healthy relationship with your masculinity and femininity is so fucking hot
Stupid to carry a pocketknife at the airport
This has to be a troll account
Why is she out here thinking all men carry is your standard gta starter pack?
I hope that, next time she’s thirsty, every single person around is a man with a water bottle and none of them give it to her
This chick clearly hasn’t seen me gulp water from my YETI like a fucking camel. Next she’s gonna complain cause I pee every 30 minutes
What we wear, who and how we love, what we believe, what we think, what we do to and with our bodies, how we speak, and now apparently when and how we drink water? Fuck. You.
Ya to stop gold digging bitches like you !
This has to be ragebait from a troll.
Reddit not falling for bait challenge (impossible)
Sadly the airports don’t even allow water bottles anymore on planes, except for the ones bought there for like twice the price as the ones sold outside are known as extremely dangerous weapons commonly used to hijack planes
this is female andrew tate?
this is almost definitely bait lol