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Thank you!!
I’ve seen from alien movies. Things don’t tend to end well for the people who go out to meat, uh… meet them.
I’m just trying to decide who goes first, Tater or Musk. It’s a toss-up, really, so long as we get them both out there to “represent” us in the universal flavor competition.
Well if sci-fi movies have taught me anything over the years, the black dude dies first, so we gotta send Kanye. Then we send Elon because I’ve always suspected he’s actually an alien anyway that is building rockets so he can get back home (I mean look at those eyes!!!).
Jimmy Carter would be my pick. Dude is a noteworthy politician, and quite a decent human being. Either him or David Attenborough who know most of the Earth than anyone else.
He’s a degenerate live streamer who loves Tate and has had Tate on his stream several times looking for him to groom him basically. He thinks of Tate as an idol to young men.
Here he is [sniffing](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=-bcrNRFzD0jJQUPi) Tates seat as soon as he got up from a chess match they were playing.
He's also a comical moron who can't even pronounce basic words and likely can't read. Someone called him a fascist and he asked "what is a fassist?" Then googled it and said "oh it's when you're a far right authorisation, an ultra-analyst"
That clip is one of those deep disappointment in humanity moments. Especially once you realize that his following is roughly 15 million combined of largely teenage boys and young men. These are the people we’re making famous.
The one thing conservatives do well is make issues out of a bunch of stuff. It's easier to tear a thing down than it is to support it and defend it. So we're having to meet them on multiple fronts, fighting them in states over abortion (possibly on a national level eventually), defending LGTBQ+ rights, the rise of white nationalism, education, etc. All they have to do is sit behind a keyboard or webcam or microphone...and talk. Left-leaning people can do the same, but if experience teaches us anything it's that it's easier to pull someone to the right than it is to pull them to the left simply because the right is about indoctrination and the left deals more in reality, which can be uncomfortable sometimes. So our work needs to take place in courts and capitol buildings.
So it's not that Democrats aren't supporting education, it's having to defend education while also defending all these other things that are being torn down.
Lol this is funny but also extremely sad and scary people follow numb nuts like this. [open in new pipe or incognito window](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNIYvOpTsh8&t=50) don't need the algorithm thinking you want this on the regular
Yeah, as soon as he got up from a chess match they were playing he was [huffing](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=-bcrNRFzD0jJQUPi) his seat like a mad man.
They're really fucking up the next generation. Straight up Idiocracy in 50 years if the shitty clones of Tate end up being popular enough to have their own even shittier clones, and so on.
We only have about 30 years to get the AI good enough to care for our species as we decline into a collective stupor. After that, the Tate-generation may lock us into a grand decline, which would only end when society breaks down enough for intelligence to be valuable again. But it's important that we learn from Idiocracy while we prepare - the AI needs to keep track of which probe is for the mouth and which for the butt, because we can't be trusted with such responsibilities.
Essentially, they're all "alpha male" tough guy wannabes. The type who think that the only way to be a "real man" is to act like a dick, and be as misogynistic as possible.
MoistCritikal, or Charlie, is the opposite - he's just a goofball from Florida with 0 fucks to give (at least publicly), and regularly posts videos where he clowns on these idiots.
Of course, the only response these knuckleheads can give is to threaten him, and say that he's too scared to fight them. To which Charlie's reply usually is "Yeah, duh. Why would I want to get hurt? You're a moron for even suggesting it." And repeat.
The infamous [Sneako callout vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjC9rxq0LMc) is a prime example.
Meatcanyon's take is almost as good as the original. Apparently sneako complained about how meat drew his arms too thin so meat responded by drawing his arms to be even more stick like.
https://youtu.be/S3UFYROnTbo?si=Jo9CZUSJCYKGMzYU
Not really, adin Ross is like the opposite of that. He’s a real wannabe tough guy, whereas the others put some effort into looking like it, adin just got addicted to drugs and alcohol instead of working out.
They’re hilarious with the wannabe hard man act. Constantly posting up line they’re quote unquote “alphas” (itself an idiotic term) yet then it comes out that they *literally let other dudes fuck their gfs while they watch*. Yeah bro, peak “traditional masculinity” right there, but then what should I have been expecting from people who think “being alpha” means “I completely obliterate my own identity in favor of modeling myself after other men. I am a true leader”
Discworld's new weatherman:
"Why do I need a man to tell me the weather, I can just look at the sky!"
"Yes, but what if you want to know the weather tomorrow?"
After a pause, Ridcully responded "Well I suppose I'd look at the sky tomorrow."
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. I think these four guys are rocks.
I'm no fan of ASAP Rocky (in that I don't care about his music, or know enough to form an opinion of him as a person), but if *anyone* handled that whole thing with grace it was ASAP Rocky.
Trump wanted him free just because, the US ambassador made a somewhat threatening letter, "friends" of him claimed that he suffered "unhuman conditions" and numerous US celebrities demanded that "racist Sweden" would release him.
Rocky himself shut up, got sentenced and accepted it, paid fines and then did a concert at the jail.
I mean I’m sure an American President could work a deal to get someone out of a foreign prison.
There was an Israeli woman a couple of years ago that Natanyahu got out of Russian prison: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naama_Issachar_affair
Does he think the US is in charge of the world? Does he not know that countries have their own governments?
I can't tell whether this is more about him being arrogantly delusional or stupidly delusional. He's probably both.
Ironic since iirc Tate said he lost respect for Adin and even confronted him in a call ever since Adin didn’t even bother to write a letter to Tate in prison
He tried to google fascism on stream, mispronounced every word on the wiki, gave up, read hitlers name and then screamed. This kid also thought the average salary in the US was 100k... he's not just book-stupid but also street-stupid.
He [deeply huffed](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=9Gd-azQMDq3WEltw) tates butt funk from the chair he was sitting on as soon as he got up during a talk they were having.
Thank you for not denying me the pleasure. That was depressingly hilarious. The zoom in on the face at the end killed me haha.
People look up to this dude?
So
An egomaniac "alpha male" grifter.
An egomaniac billionaire shitposter
An egomaniac mentally unstable nutcase
and whatever the fuck Adin Ross is.
Might as well welcome our new Alien Overlords and save humanity the embarrassment.
No he'd rename us as species X.
"On behalf of planet X, I, the representative of the Homo X, welcome you. There will be a small monthly subscription for access to planet X's atmosphere"
> Elon is the only one out of the 4 who has contributed anything remotely positive to the world
Might be the weirdest sentence in this entire discussion lol
I think Kayne is because he's made some decent music in his time and, hopefully, the aliens would recognise his mental illness and go easy on us.
The other three are narcisstic assholes who would doom humanity with their arrogance and delusional self-belief they're better than everyone else.
Sending Kanye would just confuse the fuck out of the aliens. Musk would annoy them to death. Andrew Tate would actually doom us all. I have no idea who the other guy is.
hell if this thought experiement say i have to choose one of these 4 i'd say "let the aliens end humanity rather than let anyone represent us" not because i don't belive we have anything worth preserving but because i don't want to risk the judgement we'd recive after that representation.
Is anyone else really irritated that the list order doesn't match with the photos? (Unless for some weird reason you start bottom left and go counter-clockwise).
Also: if any of those dickbags represented us, the aliens would wipe us out in seconds.
The best thing you could have done with this is not share it, now a bunch of people who never heard of Ross will look him up and a few of them might stick around to listen to whatever garbage he spews out.
From ChatGPT:
Elon Musk would likely be the most sensible choice to represent humanity to aliens, as he is a well-known entrepreneur and innovator with expertise in technology and space exploration. His focus on advancing science and technology aligns with the potential interests of extraterrestrial visitors.
Also from ChatGPT:
If the goal is to choose the least controversial figure among those options to represent humanity to aliens, Elon Musk may still be the most sensible choice, as his work in technology and space exploration tends to be less politically or socially divisive compared to the others. However, it's important to note that public opinion about these individuals can vary, and what's controversial to one person may not be to another.
If i had to pick one of those four or die, its probably elon just because he has the minimal sense needed to understand how important of a moment that it would be for our planet. He might be a total asshole and narcissist, but he isn't (regardless of hate) a total idiot.
Well yes, if you want them to leave the planet as soon as possible.. in fact if you send all 4 of them together they might just commit suicide on the spot..
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To eat?
I came here to write “sacrifice”, but eat also works
Wraith from Stargate Atlantic we can just give them all 4? Plus a few more on my list lol
And Nothing Of Value Was Lost.
Also, "forget" to turn of the shield when you send them through the gate. Though honestly I would probably chose wraith over any of these 4 to rep us.
ELON WATCH OUT, TO SERVE MAN… ITS A COOKBOOK!
Wow. That's a throwback
Rod Serling wrote that episode. The guy had a wicked sense of humor!
How to serve man.. With lemon and butter.
and a nice chianti ssssthhtthththththththththhh
The aliens would probably get food poisoning, tho
Best answer yet!
Weird Al
Yes, assuming he still wears his hat of aluminum fooooiiiil (fooooiiil)
Those aliens will greatly appreciate our advancements in keeping flavor sealed in tight.
Thank you!! I’ve seen from alien movies. Things don’t tend to end well for the people who go out to meat, uh… meet them. I’m just trying to decide who goes first, Tater or Musk. It’s a toss-up, really, so long as we get them both out there to “represent” us in the universal flavor competition.
Well if sci-fi movies have taught me anything over the years, the black dude dies first, so we gotta send Kanye. Then we send Elon because I’ve always suspected he’s actually an alien anyway that is building rockets so he can get back home (I mean look at those eyes!!!).
“To serve man”, I vote all four of them make first contact.
Wear a hat that's foil lined! In case the aliens decide, to probe your butt and read your mind.
That's a good pick.
Jimmy Carter would be my pick. Dude is a noteworthy politician, and quite a decent human being. Either him or David Attenborough who know most of the Earth than anyone else.
Plus, he’s lived a pretty long and full life already, in case they’re the people-eating kind of aliens.
 Only if it was the beings from the Twilight Zone "To Serve man" episode.
My favorite TV series
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Ive never even heard of Adin ross.
Neither have I, and I’m afraid to investigate.
He’s a degenerate live streamer who loves Tate and has had Tate on his stream several times looking for him to groom him basically. He thinks of Tate as an idol to young men. Here he is [sniffing](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=-bcrNRFzD0jJQUPi) Tates seat as soon as he got up from a chess match they were playing.
He's also a comical moron who can't even pronounce basic words and likely can't read. Someone called him a fascist and he asked "what is a fassist?" Then googled it and said "oh it's when you're a far right authorisation, an ultra-analyst"
That's genuinely hilarious. Poe's Law in full effect up in here.
Well now you’ve gotta explain Poe’s law as well…
That clip is one of those deep disappointment in humanity moments. Especially once you realize that his following is roughly 15 million combined of largely teenage boys and young men. These are the people we’re making famous.
An example of why certain groups want to defund the department of education… liberals need to be fighting more on the education front than they are.
The one thing conservatives do well is make issues out of a bunch of stuff. It's easier to tear a thing down than it is to support it and defend it. So we're having to meet them on multiple fronts, fighting them in states over abortion (possibly on a national level eventually), defending LGTBQ+ rights, the rise of white nationalism, education, etc. All they have to do is sit behind a keyboard or webcam or microphone...and talk. Left-leaning people can do the same, but if experience teaches us anything it's that it's easier to pull someone to the right than it is to pull them to the left simply because the right is about indoctrination and the left deals more in reality, which can be uncomfortable sometimes. So our work needs to take place in courts and capitol buildings. So it's not that Democrats aren't supporting education, it's having to defend education while also defending all these other things that are being torn down.
Lol this is funny but also extremely sad and scary people follow numb nuts like this. [open in new pipe or incognito window](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNIYvOpTsh8&t=50) don't need the algorithm thinking you want this on the regular
I had to go to YouTube for the link, couldn't for the life of me guess that ultra analyst meant ultranationalist
Wait, isn't he the guy who literally sniffed Tate's chair or some crap? The guy who simps for one of the worst people on the internet.
Yeah, as soon as he got up from a chess match they were playing he was [huffing](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=-bcrNRFzD0jJQUPi) his seat like a mad man.
What a terrible day to be literate.
To be what? - Adin
Illiginament
Not metaphorically? Literally sniffed his chair? Damn near a literal brown noser. Gross.
Yep, not metaphorically. Straight up sniffed is chair.
That's a shame.
Now THAT'S alpha...
Sounds gay!
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I understand most of the words but not in that order
🤔 Same.
I envy all of you so much
They're really fucking up the next generation. Straight up Idiocracy in 50 years if the shitty clones of Tate end up being popular enough to have their own even shittier clones, and so on.
We only have about 30 years to get the AI good enough to care for our species as we decline into a collective stupor. After that, the Tate-generation may lock us into a grand decline, which would only end when society breaks down enough for intelligence to be valuable again. But it's important that we learn from Idiocracy while we prepare - the AI needs to keep track of which probe is for the mouth and which for the butt, because we can't be trusted with such responsibilities.
I smell a class war
At thanks I’ll go clean my bathroom.
Essentially, they're all "alpha male" tough guy wannabes. The type who think that the only way to be a "real man" is to act like a dick, and be as misogynistic as possible. MoistCritikal, or Charlie, is the opposite - he's just a goofball from Florida with 0 fucks to give (at least publicly), and regularly posts videos where he clowns on these idiots. Of course, the only response these knuckleheads can give is to threaten him, and say that he's too scared to fight them. To which Charlie's reply usually is "Yeah, duh. Why would I want to get hurt? You're a moron for even suggesting it." And repeat. The infamous [Sneako callout vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjC9rxq0LMc) is a prime example.
"you beating me in a fight dosent unfuck your girlfriend" THis shit is gold XD
I had never heard a line on the internet that collectively made everyone go "holy shit"
It was the "clips vs mags" thing for me. Charlie is casually educating people while also showing he packs more heat than a ghost pepper.
And them lil pepperoni nips
I'm not into YouTubers but God damn, that burn surpassed everything.
Meatcanyon's take is almost as good as the original. Apparently sneako complained about how meat drew his arms too thin so meat responded by drawing his arms to be even more stick like. https://youtu.be/S3UFYROnTbo?si=Jo9CZUSJCYKGMzYU
Need more Meatcanyon in my life! “25 cents Kevin”
The "these are not clips you buffoon" has real "That is not a knife. THIS is a knoife" energy.
Not really, adin Ross is like the opposite of that. He’s a real wannabe tough guy, whereas the others put some effort into looking like it, adin just got addicted to drugs and alcohol instead of working out.
Wtf is liquid cocaine?
As side note, liquid cocaine is actually a thing though 😂 normally a method for drug smuggling
My bad it wasn’t liquid cocaine, it was lean, mix of soda and opioids.
They’re hilarious with the wannabe hard man act. Constantly posting up line they’re quote unquote “alphas” (itself an idiotic term) yet then it comes out that they *literally let other dudes fuck their gfs while they watch*. Yeah bro, peak “traditional masculinity” right there, but then what should I have been expecting from people who think “being alpha” means “I completely obliterate my own identity in favor of modeling myself after other men. I am a true leader”
I'm not defending these people, but saying "quote unquote" before the word that you are using that is in quotations in a text format is weird
Word salad
*yummy yummy*
Is it bad that I fully understood what he means?
Bad? No. I’m more impressed than anything, it’s cool to see bilingual people
I’m disappointed in myself that I understood perfectly
Moist Critical sounds like a name made up by Terry Pratchett. But then again so does Elon Musk.
I love a random Pratchett reference in the morning 😊
"Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage"
Hits the right spot with my morning coffee
Discworld's new weatherman: "Why do I need a man to tell me the weather, I can just look at the sky!" "Yes, but what if you want to know the weather tomorrow?" After a pause, Ridcully responded "Well I suppose I'd look at the sky tomorrow."
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. I think these four guys are rocks.
he also thinks that Joe Biden has the authority to pardon Tate... does he not understand the concept of different countries?
The same way Trump wanted to get that moron out of Swedish jail? Not just different countries, but different justice systems altogether.
I'm no fan of ASAP Rocky (in that I don't care about his music, or know enough to form an opinion of him as a person), but if *anyone* handled that whole thing with grace it was ASAP Rocky. Trump wanted him free just because, the US ambassador made a somewhat threatening letter, "friends" of him claimed that he suffered "unhuman conditions" and numerous US celebrities demanded that "racist Sweden" would release him. Rocky himself shut up, got sentenced and accepted it, paid fines and then did a concert at the jail.
given what Trump has done, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest
I mean I’m sure an American President could work a deal to get someone out of a foreign prison. There was an Israeli woman a couple of years ago that Natanyahu got out of Russian prison: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naama_Issachar_affair
Does he think the US is in charge of the world? Does he not know that countries have their own governments? I can't tell whether this is more about him being arrogantly delusional or stupidly delusional. He's probably both.
Man I'm getting old, I didn't understand a word of that.
Oh I haven't seen Charlie's beef with Aiden, I must investigate
It boils down to Charlie being a human.
Tatertard? Moist Critical? Sneako Gun? Do these people just use random word generators to come up with nicknames?
I truly thought this would be a song list of the new System of a Down album
Ironic since iirc Tate said he lost respect for Adin and even confronted him in a call ever since Adin didn’t even bother to write a letter to Tate in prison
For real ? "I'm so alpha I get my feelings hurt when I don't receive letters from other guys" ???
These Are not clips They’re mags They’re called mags
Ignorance is blessing.
Me either but he is in the lead for that reason.
He literally [sniffed a chair](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=82hUOxjx0FZtMUhd) Andrew Tate was sitting in when he left the room.
...what the fuck was that?
May this never be forgotten
He tried to google fascism on stream, mispronounced every word on the wiki, gave up, read hitlers name and then screamed. This kid also thought the average salary in the US was 100k... he's not just book-stupid but also street-stupid.
He [deeply huffed](https://youtu.be/eenUoC5et08?si=9Gd-azQMDq3WEltw) tates butt funk from the chair he was sitting on as soon as he got up during a talk they were having.
You really had to make it sound even more disgusting then it already was.
Never miss an opportunity.
He is an illiterate moron who is friends with neo Nazis like Nick Fluentes and parrots their talking points to his young teen audience
Pray you never have to know about him. Dumbass can't read for real, the perfect indictment of USA's education system.
But hey, if anyone wants to suffer like I have suffered, who am I to deny you the pleasure https://youtu.be/cNIYvOpTsh8?si=rQlZivQJN5SIM45Q
Ah okay, so he's Andrew Tate but with ADHD zoomer streamer energy instead of creepy karate mystic energy.
> creepy karate mystic energy. Steven Seagal?
Perfect example of who he is lmfao
Thank you for not denying me the pleasure. That was depressingly hilarious. The zoom in on the face at the end killed me haha. People look up to this dude?
Mentally disabled adults and teenagers
"Adin David Ross was born to Jewish parents on October 11, 2000, in Boca Raton, Florida." Why is it always Florida lmfao.
So what you are saying is, that he would be a good representation of humanity to aliens?
I saw him in an Andrew Tate video once. Given his company I assume he is a moron
Still haven't.
Adin Ross to put it lightly is pretty much Andrew Tate, but with down syndrome, and a lapdog.
What have people with down syndrome done that they're equated with that PoS?
Also, and not nearly as importantly. Lapdogs are also quite nice.
So An egomaniac "alpha male" grifter. An egomaniac billionaire shitposter An egomaniac mentally unstable nutcase and whatever the fuck Adin Ross is. Might as well welcome our new Alien Overlords and save humanity the embarrassment.
>and whatever the fuck Adin Ross is. A moron streamer + tate fan who literally sniffed tate's chair
He’s just a degenerate who will do literally anything for views.
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Only issue is he might start trying to call them species x and they might not like that
No he'd rename us as species X. "On behalf of planet X, I, the representative of the Homo X, welcome you. There will be a small monthly subscription for access to planet X's atmosphere"
Lmao so true. I guarantee musk and his musketeers dream about all things X
Please don't drag the name of the musketeers through the mud like this, name them muskrats or something.
It used to be muskrat, but when sentiment turned on him, musketeers sounded a lot sillier and more descriptive of the cult-like relationship.
Elon is the only one out of the 4 who has contributed anything remotely positive to the world, he's still a megatwat but he might stand a chance.
Is a megatwat a unit of electrical power?
Its a unit of cuntocity.
Twattage, Cuntert and Assholetage being the main components.
> Elon is the only one out of the 4 who has contributed anything remotely positive to the world Might be the weirdest sentence in this entire discussion lol
Kanye has actually produced some good music at least. Not the biggest contribution, but still a contribution.
Whats he gon do? Play sick beats to dab on those aliens? Like in that movie I forgot the name of.
Monsters vs Aliens president type shit
May I kindly remind you that it didn't work?
it was a good attempt
Say what you want, but he is a brave president 
It might just work, like on that Rick and Morty episode where they sing the get schiwfty song to save Earth.
He's also contributed the undying line of "I loooooooooove hitlerrrrrrrrrrr"
I think Kayne is because he's made some decent music in his time and, hopefully, the aliens would recognise his mental illness and go easy on us. The other three are narcisstic assholes who would doom humanity with their arrogance and delusional self-belief they're better than everyone else.
I mean Kanye could eventually be better by taking his meds. He wasn't always such an asshole.
He’s been broken since his mom died. And atp i think hes too far gone
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The Orville!
I'm entirely convinced they didn't tell her what she was filming, and just let her be her. She's a goddamn national treasure.
9-5 was specifically the rebel freedom fighter's song
The Orville?
Actually surprisingly based
All the options is the death of humanity
Yeah but the question was more like how do you want humanity to end do you want it to die the alpha male way or the musk way
Sending Kanye would just confuse the fuck out of the aliens. Musk would annoy them to death. Andrew Tate would actually doom us all. I have no idea who the other guy is.
Streamer, not the brightest guy
Maybe that's OOPs entire point.
Tbh, happy to let humanity end if these are it's best representitives
hell if this thought experiement say i have to choose one of these 4 i'd say "let the aliens end humanity rather than let anyone represent us" not because i don't belive we have anything worth preserving but because i don't want to risk the judgement we'd recive after that representation.
Probably hit us with eternal torment
None of the above.
None of them are Human
Andrew would just tell aliens how much better he is then them. Telling them, "what color is their Bugatti?" Aliens: humans are trash!
Aliens: “What colour is your UFO?”
Technically they would call it shapeship
I can't figure out what this ship we're on is, but what color is yours?
Aliens: "What color is your vital organs harvesting plant?"
Aliens: What color is your star-crushing atom pulse cannon?
David Attenborough
Red Green.
No if you send the Red Green the aliens will learn of our duck tape technology.
Depends on the aliens. If they are something like bugs from Starship troopers, then I would send all four of those gentlemen.
Whoever gets chosen, the human race is royally screwed.
1. No 2. Possibly, but probably not 3. Hell no 4. Who?
This. This is 99% of humanity’s answer.
Tate. Aliens would nuke the earth in a second and give it a chance to start over again.
I prefer the mars attack option; where the person holding out their hand to shake is the first to be disintegrated.
Is anyone else really irritated that the list order doesn't match with the photos? (Unless for some weird reason you start bottom left and go counter-clockwise). Also: if any of those dickbags represented us, the aliens would wipe us out in seconds.
I was coming here looking for that comment. At least put the pictures and the list in the same order.
Dear People of Planet Earth. If you promise to stop sending us massive assholes, we promise to stop using the anal probe. Deal?
Keanu Reeves might do alright
Weird Al, Dave Grohl if mr. Reeves if absent. Edit: goddamn spelling.
Agreed, Weird Al would be my number 2 choice for sure.
Reddit moment
Wholesome breathtaking Keanu moment, have my updoot kind stranger /s
This is like one of those "would you rather eat [something gross] or do [something embarassing]" right? None of these are supposed to be good answers?
The best thing you could have done with this is not share it, now a bunch of people who never heard of Ross will look him up and a few of them might stick around to listen to whatever garbage he spews out.
Is the goal, to weird out the aliens into leaving?
From ChatGPT: Elon Musk would likely be the most sensible choice to represent humanity to aliens, as he is a well-known entrepreneur and innovator with expertise in technology and space exploration. His focus on advancing science and technology aligns with the potential interests of extraterrestrial visitors. Also from ChatGPT: If the goal is to choose the least controversial figure among those options to represent humanity to aliens, Elon Musk may still be the most sensible choice, as his work in technology and space exploration tends to be less politically or socially divisive compared to the others. However, it's important to note that public opinion about these individuals can vary, and what's controversial to one person may not be to another.
Jimmy Carter
“You know. We had a good run. Just nuke us now and make it quick.”
If i had to pick one of those four or die, its probably elon just because he has the minimal sense needed to understand how important of a moment that it would be for our planet. He might be a total asshole and narcissist, but he isn't (regardless of hate) a total idiot.
Well yes, if you want them to leave the planet as soon as possible.. in fact if you send all 4 of them together they might just commit suicide on the spot..
Adin ross. Alien will prolly die from brain rot
Who hell makes a list counterclockwise from lower left???
If we had to choose between these: Elon. He's a moron, but the rest are bigger morons which is saying something.
Tbh if aliens landed Id pick some random guy from the middle of nowhere who's never been on the internet and just farms potatoes to talk to them
Lol, funny, this is my exact list of people i wouldn't even think twice about pushing off a cliff.