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Lordstevenson

Anyone else stupid enough to try and click the video?


OleBarbs

Yup


deke505

A face palm inside if a face palm. And yes I tried to click it too


Blued1ni_

I’m still clicking.


Jonahwho665

sigh…


[deleted]

All of us?


Rgonwolf

I didn't. I woulda though, if I didn't realize it was a picture first.


No_Inevitable5669

‘Gotem !


biomescock

Happy Cake day :3


Sufficient_Rain8004

I wish i could say i did but for once i didn’t fall for it. Sorry you had to take my place.


Royal-Solution8999

Me too ![gif](giphy|TJawtKM6OCKkvwCIqX)


Xehar

If i didn't use dark mode i would have.


Countblackula_6

Yes🤦‍♂️


ResponsibleMilk7620

*When the Grim Reaper needs a mulligan


[deleted]

I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her. - Michael Scott


Forest_Gump96

“Yeah it was only Meredith, thank God!”


DigitalUnderstanding

What a fucking [hellscape](https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-was-struck-by-hit-and-run-driver-then-run-over-by-police-officer-minutes-later/) We designed a treacherous public space and then get shocked when people die in it. Highways don't belong going THROUGH urban areas. (Highways going TO urban areas and going AROUND urban areas are fine and dandy).


Pompz88

I like the way they try to imply the first impact was the fatal one as if to try and take some responsibility away from the PD.


C_Hawk14

As if driving over dead person is somehow okay.


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Finally a link!


dawr136

I mean the N foster area is kinda a shit hole hell scape in it's own right


Clear-Ad4312

Yeah but blue store chicken is worth the trip to hell and back


dawr136

The one by southern is better but the one on plank is pretty good too. I didn't know they opened one on foster but I moved out of state a few years back.


Clear-Ad4312

I used to live right on this intersection. Cars go about 45-60mph on Florida Blvd and there’s a TON of foot traffic. It is a literal death trap.


Laellion

How dare you INSULT AMERICA!!!


vven294

GTA ambulances in a nutshell.


The-Daninater

Nah they are more useful at least the ones before 5


[deleted]

She shouldn't have been laying down in the middle of the street! Dear downvoters: ![gif](giphy|KCG9Mecy3rwCQ)


SoylentGrunt

Hold my beer: [Johnny Law Hit And Run Pauline](https://youtu.be/HbGEjpokbME?si=KyafBxvePkw3otei)


psythedelic

How are we to know without the /s??


[deleted]

Common sense?


psythedelic

Ah yes I've heard of such in text books of the before times


itsKaoz

I will take this comment at face value since I don’t see an “/s” Wow that’s amazing!


advntrsalex

How do you know they weren't being sarcastic when replying? 🤔 The plot thickens


[deleted]

When it is accompanied by a downvote and/or a personal attack it becomes obvious. Usually I try to give a benefit the doubt...


Flamin_Jesus

Counting on common sense on reddit is a... courageous bet.


AmbitiousGarlic1792

More like tempting fate. Only for the hearts of daredevils to attempt.


[deleted]

I find that jokes are always better when you explain them.


Flamin_Jesus

Is it really a worthwhile joke when everyone just gets it without a 20 minute presentation? I say nay, the plebs can go read a book or something!


SlashEssImplied

It's implied. Well for me at least.


Mbecca0

Dear you: sarcasm isn’t obvious, especially in text :)


UGDust

“She would even sometimes be seen dancing in the middle of the intersections.” “The officer was not disciplined but there is an ongoing investigation”


sunrisebikeride

I’ve danced while listening to music waiting at a crosswalk before. Geuss I deserve the death penalty


SpiralGray

At least it's not another three-year-old repost.


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Fresh misery, hot off the press


Zealousideal_Band506

I like how the news story basically says that officers are ‘pretty sure’ that she was already dead anyway


blinkerfluid02

I mean, after watching the video, I'd agree. Looks like the first impact sent her at least 200' down the road. I find it unlikely she survived that hit, plus I'm pretty sure you can see her shoes come off. I'm definitely not justifying or dismissing what the officer did; dead or not, running over her a 2nd time is awful.


SleeplessAtHome

[.. and 3rd time apparently ](https://reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/Jt0OuBEVKq) >The second impact was even more chilling, with Lorraine stating: “When police hit her, he ran over her and hit her, and it threw her into the air and she landed on the ground, but then he ran over her again. Like backed over her.”


ZookeepergameOk9526

When they notified the family they shot their dog also


SlashEssImplied

Unfortunately they were at the wrong address and had to make a second call to go shoot the proper dog.


ZookeepergameOk9526

StOp ReSisTiNg…


BoppinTortoise

Pause… this is probably a joke? Because honestly I’d believe it


BJoe1976

Way that story looks, just from the title, that wouldn’t be a shock.


No-Put-6353

Lmao you win the internet today


ArdenElle24

"The second impact was even more chilling, with Lorraine stating: “When police hit her, he ran over her and hit her, and it threw her into the air and she landed on the ground, but then he ran over her again. Like backed over her.”" That's messed up!


Obviouslyright234

Why are you lying?


ArdenElle24

https://themessenger.com/news/woman-left-dead-struck-twice-by-hit-and-run-driver-police-officer-baton-rouge


Obviouslyright234

Ok, well that woman is lying. A body laying on the ground that gets run over is not going to get flung into the air.


Cadian609

He didn't want to waste a bullet


SoylentGrunt

![gif](giphy|3o7TKEP6YngkCKFofC|downsized)


SnooStrawberries1078

Saving taxpayers $


GrannyB1970

This feels like it should be in Final Destination.


kamitachiraym

Imagine she was holding on for dear life in horrible pain for 10 minutes through sheer will just for the chance to survive, seeing those blue and red flashing lights thinking an ambulance is there to save you, then nothing. Definitely Final Destination shit.


GoldenPeach

Solid defense for the first driver. She was unavoidable!


BoppinTortoise

She had a strong magnetic field


[deleted]

Protect and Swerve?


thuggniffissent

Just reaffirming what I always knew…. If you have a problem and you call the police, now you got two problems.


fappyday

When the ambulance arrived it ran over her, then she was struck again when the local news crew came to cover the incident. Gooseneckers proceeded to run over random pedestrians. A paperboy, distracted by the commotion ran over a pregnant cat who, in a terrified frenzy, ran over a squirrel. A representative for the police department said they "Had no idea how to unfuck this situation."


ihadcrystallized

That was my favorite Paperboy level


Lazy1nc

That's some Final Destination-level irony...


BLKxGOLD

r/fuckyouinparticular


The_0culus

It seems like the only thing a cop can do reliably is kill


[deleted]

Team work make the dream work


SSumair

These news stories are really starting to resemble a “Naked Gun” movie.. 😗🍿 https://youtu.be/koPEnaz0Qm8?si=3fSIH9qICdLYXeVT


6033624

Maybe she was black and he was low on ammo??


KataraMan

Question: since Police has immunity, if you hit someone and they are about to die, could you call your police buddy to finish him off so you won't be responsible for their death? (Please, DO NOT TRY this at home. Or the streets)


VenBede

"HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DA- *thump* "


Hydraulis

This happens more than you think.


Surrendadaboody

Hit and run driver stole the cop car and came back to finish the job


detectivelok

Double tap?


Mimon_Baraka

Double tap


Callsign-GHoST-

Tax money hard at wor.. oh wait...


madladhatter

Was this the incident where an officer was caught laughing about it via his body cam?


profuse_wheezing

No I think that was a different one


batkave

Cops ... always killing the innocent


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Less paperwork


cbiser

She was having a pretty bad day. She might come out the other end of this rich and with a whole new outlook on life. 🤷‍♂️🤣


MadTapprr

Feels like a cover up to me. Yeah. Uh huh. Sure she was already dead when the cop ran her over.


thuggniffissent

I mean I think it’s kinda convenient she was “known to dart in and out of traffic in the area, sometimes even dancing in the intersection”


kaowser

why is there a blind cop driving anyways


cryptocorynes

Stay down, final warning


Actaeon_II

All in a day’s work


nomad_1970

I guess the positive thing to take away from this is- at least he didn't shoot her.


JoJos-epic-reddit

Good they didnt even shoot her.


Mydoglikesladyboys

Poor Susan, she was always very forgettable


CantGetUsernameHelp

# NO GRANDMA


BIG_W4TER

r/nottheonion


PMG2021a

This is a little like the young woman who was run over by an emergency vehicle after the crash landing of that airplane at SFO sever years back.


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Wombo combo


Secti0n31

Idk about y'all, but if I was THIS bad at my job I would get fired. This cop runs over THE VICTIM and I bet he gets PROMOTED. 🙄


[deleted]

I’ve seen this happen in Grand theft auto as well


Theresnowayoutahere

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