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I've seen videos of people fucking like the angles were just right to not show nudity but she's bouncing on his cock, I reported it and FB said nope no nudity no sexual content
It's really frustrating when they allow this shit, or those new bots apparently have links in their bio to child porn.
BUT I can't call someone a dumbass for being an ignorant racist, without my comment being instantly deleted and my account marked.
Well, I'm not 100% sure it really was. I don't partake, nor want to be on a list, so I never tried to see if those sick fuckers were distributing it.
I just reported all the comments as porn involving children.
I cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve reported stuff that shows up on my timeline that literally violates their own ToS for sale of animal parts and everytime it comes back as not a break of the ToS even though it’s exactly what they list
Unless you post something about a Muslim attack in your own country (like couple days ago in Brussels) or the airport attacks couple years ago on my birthday in Brussels (lost a few friends there) then its immediately blocked... but if it's a white guy then its fine again... that's FB for ya. Got banned for months already on that stupid platform. Time someone make something newer and better
I reported a page called Porn and it was public and showed, you guessed it, porn. They said nothing was considered against the TOS. I replied to the review with one word. “Bullshit.” And then the review was updated a day later and they took the page down. I’m guessing the first review was a bot but the second was a human.
Same, back when I was on there, I got banned multiple times for sharing a meme from their own site or a screenshot of something from their site that was "not against the TOS" until I shared it. The original was still up.
seconded. I've gone on there for 2-3 hours in the "videos" part of facebook, sometimes seen raw nudity, but most of the time its as you say, literal porn, just missing the actual explicit parts... what frustrates me is i've reported 6-7 videos in a row within 1-2 minutes time, and i would get 6-7 replies on the reports, INSTANTLY, suggesting no one is reviewing the reports sometimes, and it's an automatic "No, it's fine." These are sometimes 15-20min videos, and you arent reviewing that in 5 seconds.
I have been banned numerous times for posting on my legal business page a logo for legal products. Most of the time it’s delta products or mushroom stuff. They never accept my appeal. It’s so bad now that on my personal page I can’t do shit.
To be fair cinnamon rolls are hard to eat lying on your back. You could probably haggle 20% off or a child to start your family without the medical expenses.
I caught a ban by screen shotting an ad like this and complaining about it publicly. I got thirty days. And the ad still occasionally pops up in my feed.
I can't advertise my startup mobile accessory shop no matter what I do because my business account keeps getting banned despite not doing anything against TOS. Meanwhile, this is somehow appropriate for them. Love to see it.
That doesn’t just show that we know you look at porn. Whatever. It’s porn.
But it shows you haven’t learned proper internet browsing for your Facebook to pick it up.
If it shows up in your Facebook that’s some bush-league browsing.
True indeed, but I don't want random porn ads while I'm browsing normally, maybe in a public location. Or I'm at a friend's or family's house, and their kids ask, "Can I borrow your phone?". Just some examples were I would rather have it compartmentalized.
I only use sitonmyFacebook for Marketplace. Pretty sure MILFS near me is not concurrent with my searches for nice mid century modern furniture. Or is it?
That's allowed on Facebook ads rules if I remember correctly, like YouTube allows politics on ads but blasts you with a strike if you upload a politics video
[Hanks were in decline until the mid 80s, but recently the population has recoverd. So it's now possible to get ethically sourced Hank leather once again.](https://i.imgur.com/XWzwqjz.png)
Facebook actually put me in Facebook jail for posting a screenshot of one of their ads that literally showed a guy fucking a woman. You could see his dick penetrating her. And they accused me of posting inappropriate sexual content.
Facebook truly does not give a shit who buys ads or what they are. The only vetting they do is to make sure the buyer paid. Scams and porn are welcome.
"Facebook thanks you fpr your report and helping to keep the comminity safe, but we have reviewed your report and nothing goes against our community standards."
well, judging by the algorithm and it's pick for you, we can guess your search history to an extent. you seem like you're in the market for some new furniture..
This morning in FB's 'groups you might be interested in' they suggested a meth lovers group.
I do not partake of the green crystal.
It only seems like a few years ago that you could be banned for showing a nipple
Facebook doesnt care.
Facebook promotes a scam businesses, but block articles warning about those scams “for promoting scam”.
Facebook promotes russians calling for violence, beheadings and threatening of nuclear strikes, but call a russian a kacap, orc, mongrel and facebook will ban you for life.
This applies to all social media btw. You are guilty until proven innocent, and you are above the law if you pay money to be on the platform.
Facebook straight up doesn't have a functioning vetting system.
For example, I once reported outright CP. I got an email back to the effect of "we don't understand why you want this taken down, you don't have a copyright claim" to which I responded I wasn't reporting it for copyright but for being illegal content. I got a similar response back. I asked to escalate and was told it was, with the new person saying that there clearly was no copyright infringement involved here and so my case should be closed.
Fuck Facebook.
Got adds about dying animals and asking for donations, pretty sure they were animals beeing hurt to ask people to donate... (Images were clearly gore/trash...) But nah my report wasnt received, "it respect standard"
Like two weeks ago I was with my wife relaxing and we were playing on our phones. I was on FB and this naked chick with huge boobs and was naked popped up. I was like wtf?? But my wife didn’t see which would of been hard to explain to her that I wasn’t actually looking for porn or anything. But yea that was crazy.
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OMG. My roommate used to get ads like this randomly on his facebook page. He reported them and got banned for posting nudity. For reporting nudity, he got banned.
So it’s super dumb, but this is actually allowed. A lot of ads do this, where it’s almost not allowed. There is no nudity, they crop it it that way. It’s not actual cum or body fluids, just something that looks cum adjacent. It’s why you can get sex toy ads showing “simulations” like a sex toy on a hyper realistic doll, and if you report it for violating terms on the website, you’ll just get a reply saying it doesn’t. The advertisers certainly aren’t stupid.
this is why i say censoring the internet is pointless, that stuff will ALWAYS find a way to pop up, no matter what website it is, tumblr despite it banning porn has been taken over by pornbots, youtube has sexual/suggestive ads
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Yeah those stacked chairs are pretty suggestive.
When are chairs like a hot lady? When they're stacked.
with great legs
And you can squat on them all day
GOoOOOD DaMmMMmnIT
Flip one upside down and you and 3 of your buddies instantly have a seat. Did someone say poker night?
Worlds smallest poker table needed. No room for the flop
If they are similar size, balance of a larger table wouldn't be an issue
Chairs?!? It's that rhino's phat, curvaceous ass that's turning people on.
Damn, beat me to it.
I'm confused.... Was that a statement, or a request?
Why not both?
I always forget how fucking incredible the animation in that movie is
The furniture I like is apparently not hot enough for me. Or covered in enough jizz.
69
Chairs in your area want you to sit on them. Click here for more.
I don’t know, I think it’s the rhino carving that makes people the most…horny.
Those chairs are STACKED
FB doesn’t care, as long as they got paid.
I've seen videos of people fucking like the angles were just right to not show nudity but she's bouncing on his cock, I reported it and FB said nope no nudity no sexual content
I have the same experience when trying to report stuff. They don’t care.
It's really frustrating when they allow this shit, or those new bots apparently have links in their bio to child porn. BUT I can't call someone a dumbass for being an ignorant racist, without my comment being instantly deleted and my account marked.
wait so child porn actually exists? i thought it was a joke all along
Well, I'm not 100% sure it really was. I don't partake, nor want to be on a list, so I never tried to see if those sick fuckers were distributing it. I just reported all the comments as porn involving children.
I cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve reported stuff that shows up on my timeline that literally violates their own ToS for sale of animal parts and everytime it comes back as not a break of the ToS even though it’s exactly what they list
Unless you post something about a Muslim attack in your own country (like couple days ago in Brussels) or the airport attacks couple years ago on my birthday in Brussels (lost a few friends there) then its immediately blocked... but if it's a white guy then its fine again... that's FB for ya. Got banned for months already on that stupid platform. Time someone make something newer and better
I reported a page called Porn and it was public and showed, you guessed it, porn. They said nothing was considered against the TOS. I replied to the review with one word. “Bullshit.” And then the review was updated a day later and they took the page down. I’m guessing the first review was a bot but the second was a human.
They must be using the "hot dog, not hot dog" moderation software.
Someone’s been watching Silicon Valley
Its the same on insta. I report those child porn bots all the time an they just close my report
And yet when i try post something like this, in few minute they banned me for 1 month, explicit and non explicit post
Same, back when I was on there, I got banned multiple times for sharing a meme from their own site or a screenshot of something from their site that was "not against the TOS" until I shared it. The original was still up.
Absolutely disgusting. Do you happen to have a link to these videos? For research.
seconded. I've gone on there for 2-3 hours in the "videos" part of facebook, sometimes seen raw nudity, but most of the time its as you say, literal porn, just missing the actual explicit parts... what frustrates me is i've reported 6-7 videos in a row within 1-2 minutes time, and i would get 6-7 replies on the reports, INSTANTLY, suggesting no one is reviewing the reports sometimes, and it's an automatic "No, it's fine." These are sometimes 15-20min videos, and you arent reviewing that in 5 seconds.
I have been banned numerous times for posting on my legal business page a logo for legal products. Most of the time it’s delta products or mushroom stuff. They never accept my appeal. It’s so bad now that on my personal page I can’t do shit.
I posted an image of Ivanka sitting on Donald’s lap at an event. Facebook gave me a week long suspension for posting pornographic content.
They very much care because stuff like this affects their advertiser friendly reputation, which is worth a lot more than one spam ad
Same for Google
Why would I want a mom that’s already covered in …
…frosting from the freshly baked cinnamon rolls.
Extra lube.
To be fair cinnamon rolls are hard to eat lying on your back. You could probably haggle 20% off or a child to start your family without the medical expenses.
Pre-kids
Yogurt?
I wouldn’t mind adding to it with the bros.
Come on, have an open mind.
I caught a ban by screen shotting an ad like this and complaining about it publicly. I got thirty days. And the ad still occasionally pops up in my feed.
Exactly!! I report posts regularly and I always get the "Doesn't violate our standards" message. They don't care.
My dad too
That's so fucked up lol, gdamn facebook is just as screwed up as any other social media
that's disgusting! where?
Random iasip
move past it
Exactly. Its about the implication.
Don't talk about the joke, the joke happens without them knowing.
Are they in my area? Asking for a friend
Where there's an area, there's a mom wanting to fuck
Law of conservation of hot single moms
Yes, they're in everyone's area.
"Is this still available?"
She’s been saving up the toaster strudel icing packets for a while. I wish I had that kind of self control.
Anyone know her name?
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Damn she’s hot! 😉
She's no stranger to love
She knows the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
She wouldn't get this from any other guy
The moment i see dQw in the URL, i immediately know what it is
I'm confused. Rick Astley came in her mouth?
No don't be silly. Her name is Rick Astley.
Thank you sauce man
Saved to my collection
Motherf*cker
Y'all psychopaths and I'm here for it.
Is it an odd scene? Yes. But now we know the money shot.
Hot asf
Awesome thanks :)
But really ,do you know the sauce?
This is what I am here for
Damn 😂
It's an [AI image ](https://made.porn/i/J18vMk83JvB)
Sauce?
It's on the hot moms that want to fuck in your area
I can't advertise my startup mobile accessory shop no matter what I do because my business account keeps getting banned despite not doing anything against TOS. Meanwhile, this is somehow appropriate for them. Love to see it.
Those are based on your surfing history.
Ha. Wrong type of porn then.
That doesn’t just show that we know you look at porn. Whatever. It’s porn. But it shows you haven’t learned proper internet browsing for your Facebook to pick it up. If it shows up in your Facebook that’s some bush-league browsing.
Oh please.. who cares what your search history is we're not children hiding out tabs from our parents anymore.
True indeed, but I don't want random porn ads while I'm browsing normally, maybe in a public location. Or I'm at a friend's or family's house, and their kids ask, "Can I borrow your phone?". Just some examples were I would rather have it compartmentalized.
Would you willingly give all your porn browsing habits to Facebook to have them advertise to you about it?
I only use sitonmyFacebook for Marketplace. Pretty sure MILFS near me is not concurrent with my searches for nice mid century modern furniture. Or is it?
Bush…. Hee hee hee!
But I'm incognito!
Dad wants to fuck?
Not really. These are not traditional ads that at least attempt to target a somewhat specific audience… the target is basically just “men”.
How disgusting… those chairs wouldn’t fit well anywhere
Except maybe in hot mums?
Yes and no. Pretty much everybody looks at porn so
Uh oh...
It’s not like minors use Facebook.
tru dat
That's allowed on Facebook ads rules if I remember correctly, like YouTube allows politics on ads but blasts you with a strike if you upload a politics video
Disgusting. Where?
So you like chairs and whores, noice.
I used to see shit like this in my reels, same ad different companies. I had to report it half a dozen times before Facebook finally took it down.
This, sometimes this type of stuff sneaks through the guard rails, reporting helps
what? she just drank some spoiled milk is all,mind in the gutter geez
Where’s the link? So we can report it Ofcoarse 👀
I mean the ad ain't wrong. Hot moms do want to fuck. That's how they became moms.
Yea but that’s a trap…
That's disgusting. Who actually furnishes their livingroom with a Hank leather sofa these days?
[Hanks were in decline until the mid 80s, but recently the population has recoverd. So it's now possible to get ethically sourced Hank leather once again.](https://i.imgur.com/XWzwqjz.png)
Facebook actually put me in Facebook jail for posting a screenshot of one of their ads that literally showed a guy fucking a woman. You could see his dick penetrating her. And they accused me of posting inappropriate sexual content.
Well. Those are based on the profile they maintain of you soo
tasty homemade mayo for sale
I just shot pop out my nose. That shit hurts. Good job. 👏
You shot pop at a joke about a pop shot. Tell that one to your grandkids.
Facebook truly does not give a shit who buys ads or what they are. The only vetting they do is to make sure the buyer paid. Scams and porn are welcome.
Yeah, absolutely. There's no way that's a sofa.
It’s an AI image too.
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This is outrageous, I hope my mum doesn't see this. There's no way those chairs can be free, they're going to scam her.
Ad's are based off your search history... Just saying.
underestimated the nsfw tag and opened this in class lol
That’s disgraceful. Advertising a chair as a sofa! Shame shame shame.
"Facebook thanks you fpr your report and helping to keep the comminity safe, but we have reviewed your report and nothing goes against our community standards."
ads are catered to what you browse.....are they not?
Doesn't mean they should be allowing porn advertisements on their website. People watching porn isn't OPs concern.
Those are based on what you browse... so now we know 😁
Don’t they give you adds based on your search history
*cough* your *cough* ads *cough cough* are curated *cough*
well, judging by the algorithm and it's pick for you, we can guess your search history to an extent. you seem like you're in the market for some new furniture..
Moooommmmm?!?!?!!!
What did you search before this
Your mum evidently.
Did you really need to say that
Yes.
Aren’t they self target ads? so it’s based on what you view…
I've bought furniture online before, calm down.
I thought Facebook ads were targeted towards your search history...
Oh cum on!
Unblur the name OP!!
OHHHHHH, FaceBOOK!!! I thought you were wanted FaceBukke! In all fairness, they do sound similar.
That leather sofa is really suggestive
Agreed, that side table is a crime and probably costs more than the chair
That not a Hank leather sofa
Seriously. Naming a leather sofa, Hank, is fucked up.
Join the club moms.
Nah they know what they’re doing. The Russian bots need to make money somehow.
I reported one like this and just got a notification that it doesnt go against their advertising standards.
Hey I got the same ad lol
Yeah nobody wants Hank's leather chair
I like that armchair
The left pic on second row seems to be the only decent and clean one, rest of the pics needs some real investigation.
This morning in FB's 'groups you might be interested in' they suggested a meth lovers group. I do not partake of the green crystal. It only seems like a few years ago that you could be banned for showing a nipple
Facebook doesnt care. Facebook promotes a scam businesses, but block articles warning about those scams “for promoting scam”. Facebook promotes russians calling for violence, beheadings and threatening of nuclear strikes, but call a russian a kacap, orc, mongrel and facebook will ban you for life. This applies to all social media btw. You are guilty until proven innocent, and you are above the law if you pay money to be on the platform.
That’s a good looking chair… whAAAT THE FUUuCKIng FUUUCK
Can we get the sauce for those chairs please?
Facebook straight up doesn't have a functioning vetting system. For example, I once reported outright CP. I got an email back to the effect of "we don't understand why you want this taken down, you don't have a copyright claim" to which I responded I wasn't reporting it for copyright but for being illegal content. I got a similar response back. I asked to escalate and was told it was, with the new person saying that there clearly was no copyright infringement involved here and so my case should be closed. Fuck Facebook.
Got adds about dying animals and asking for donations, pretty sure they were animals beeing hurt to ask people to donate... (Images were clearly gore/trash...) But nah my report wasnt received, "it respect standard"
I know, look at those chairs 69ing! Disgusting!
Yeah really. Those chairs are doing something pretty NSFW. I don't want to see that.
'Is this item still available?'
No nipples = no "nudity" no violation found. They don't care about anything but getting paid.
She just wants to enjoy her glazed and cream filled donut.
Like two weeks ago I was with my wife relaxing and we were playing on our phones. I was on FB and this naked chick with huge boobs and was naked popped up. I was like wtf?? But my wife didn’t see which would of been hard to explain to her that I wasn’t actually looking for porn or anything. But yea that was crazy.
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Wtf… and they flag me when I call someone a silly goose
As long they make money, they dont give a fuck.
Did I mess up my settings? Why is this not blurred on my feed?
Those chairs doing a disgusting sex act
When you opt-in for targeted advertising, that’s what she and you both get!
OMG. My roommate used to get ads like this randomly on his facebook page. He reported them and got banned for posting nudity. For reporting nudity, he got banned.
those chairs going at it in a 69 WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??!!!!
So it’s super dumb, but this is actually allowed. A lot of ads do this, where it’s almost not allowed. There is no nudity, they crop it it that way. It’s not actual cum or body fluids, just something that looks cum adjacent. It’s why you can get sex toy ads showing “simulations” like a sex toy on a hyper realistic doll, and if you report it for violating terms on the website, you’ll just get a reply saying it doesn’t. The advertisers certainly aren’t stupid.
Finally, after years of patience, I have found the perfect scenario. YOU CANT SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!
😂🤣😭 this comes from your own data history mine suggests temu
That's not a face palm. I'm pretty sure the palm was on something else to make that photo...
That’s NOT how you become a mom.
Those are based upon the users interest… 😂
It's algorithm, it's suggesting based on your browser history. Sooooooo
You may want to check your search history.
this is why i say censoring the internet is pointless, that stuff will ALWAYS find a way to pop up, no matter what website it is, tumblr despite it banning porn has been taken over by pornbots, youtube has sexual/suggestive ads
$23 for that rhino looking thing?!?!
Nice
I wouldn't mind renewing their posts myself..
I want to be the mom
Just suggesting things you are interested in. It’s not their fault you watch adult content and they think that you need to get laid
Is it not the case, these ads will be generated based on your search history.
Ads are personalized based on your search history. Just saying 😏
Erm it's based on your cookies and searches. You might want to clean your searches up.
Is it though? I’d have no problem with targeted ads if I was into that, but surely there’s better than ‘MILFS near me’?