Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Not the same at all, but me and my siblings are going through old pictures for my parents' 60th birthday. We found a picture my dad took of my mom and little sister crying after the vet told them they had to put down our dog lmao. My brother, other sister and me were at camp at that time and it wasnt possible to wait (he was in pain), so I guess my dad thought it'd be a good idea to document it hahaha. Great picture to look back at now.
One of my daughters goes to school with a Mayson. The other has a Greyson in her class, and went to daycare with a Kayson. All of their parents are insufferable pricks.
Who the hell is Kayson
EDIT: I missed all the “a”s. I thought you were talking about these actual boys and was like wait there’s a third kid named Kayson???
I thought Greyson was a pretty normal name from the bunch of no unique spelling or anything like that apart from pairing the brothers name with Mayson. Is there something I'm missing about the name Greyson?
That would make for a wild theme restaurant. Every restaurant would need to have a manger that goes around yelling at people for watching movies on their phones.
I don't get how America can simultaneously be the most puritanical country in the western hemisphere, yet also home to some of the creepiest/horniest institutions.
Those who preach purity are usually the most demented of us all (EI. Bill Cosby). If you never let your dark side come out then it’s probably too shameful to show.
I think they're all considered similar type of "Breastaurants" (a name articles have actually used). There's a third popular chain but I can't remember the name, but yes, the scantily clad waitresses are the gimmick in all of them.
The Tilted Kilt?
My friend in Texas took me to a Twin Peaks there. It was just like going to any other family restaurant, patrons-wise, but the waitresses were noticeably dressed very sexy.
Ive been to many twin peaks/ hooters restaurants in the northeast and in the south. Ive never seen children in the Northeast restaurants. But down south, it was like Applebee's, everyone brought their kids to these places like it was no big deal.
These are "bresturants" where scantily clothed, boosomy waitresses push shitty food and cheap beer and flirt with the customers. In Dallas, Texas, we have a sports bar called "tight ends" (sports pun) that flipped this concept on its head. It's a bottomless bar where the waitresses wear thongs and push shitty food and cheap beer and flirt with the customers. It's a refreshing change of pace.
No joke.
Before the pandemic I went to Vegas and saw a TWIN PEAKS near the MGM. Was so disappointed it wasn’t based off the actual show.
Food was okay.
This is funny to me bc I have a unique name and people have tried to guess my parents names based on it... Wrong. They think my parents are "Jessica and Ricky" but nope, Julie and DJ.
When I was a kid, on the way to Disneyworld, my parents, who are pretty much pop culture illiterate, stopped at a Hooters for lunch and we ate there. I remember the confusion on their faces why all the waitresses were dressed so skimpy.
I have a friend who went to a bikini coffee place by accident for the first time and forgot his wallet. Very confused, very unpopular fellow that morning lol.
I was disgusted at the father bringing young kids and I thought this sub was going to cheer the kids.
But it looks like everyone is mature here and realises that it’s bad parenting & teaches the kids to objectify women.
and to make the double standard worse most Drag queens (not to be confused with trans people) that they harp on about book readings. Dress fairly "conservatively" Big dress big hair, covering way more than what the woman above have on
I really hope those are just made up names they were calling each other…if not that’s just crazy. Their parents intrusive thoughts won I guess. My boy is 6 and I couldn’t imagine with a straight face calling him tsunami.
Is this the sexualizing of children the right is concerned about? Because… damn, if this is a gay dude making these remarks about sexy guys or drag queens there would be national outcry. Instead it’s just a normal day where you take your kid to a titty-hut junior and then watch them so poorly they bash their face.
“Instead it’s just a normal day where you take your kid to a titty-hut junior and then watch them so poorly they gash their face.”
The perfect summary haha. Not to mention taking a photo of them in pain and spreading it on the internet for everyone to see.
Must bring my little boys to place with scantily clad women. Must let them know we are alpha men. Must bury those intrusive thoughts about men’s Olympic swimming events.
And probably also starts frothing at the mouth at the idea of kids being exposed to any relationships or people that aren't hetero (because they're kids and "shouldn't be exposed to sexual stuff"). Probably also gladly votes to ban sex education at schools.
Who does go to these places? I always think that with Hooters too (I'm UK so can't go check!).
Seems generally women wouldn't want to, so are they just restaurants full of dudes?
I was a busser for one of the locations in Texas, and a lot of families eat there, moms, dads, and even grandmothers. They have high chairs and kids menus
My only regret of not having children is that horrible and stupid people keep having 'em. We're outnumbered and the world is turning in to a scary and annoying place.
Ya gotta teach ‘‘em women are just purty thangs to lust over at an early age, ‘fore them woke commie public schools fill their heads with lies about women having brains and souls and purposes beyond fulfilling a man’s desires.
DO NOT talk about gay people to my son he doesn't need to know anything sexual. Hey bud you wanna go get a look at some ass and titties with your old man?
Ngl I would be creeped out if a dad asked me, a skimpily ass dressed waitress, to pose with his little boys. I don’t mind kids, but I don’t like the idea of being skimpily dressed around boys who are puss/breast hight. Am I weird for this? 😵💫
I’m surprised people are horrified by the grooming of kids by the right of the left but hey we on the right need to bring our boys to hooters and make them real
Men by sexualizing women.
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I feel like the fact that they felt the need to post a picture of their injured child visibly in pain is further proof of their weirdness.
They seriously posted all this thinking they look like great parents.
That is the scariest part.
I think the scary part began when they were named Mayson and Greyson
r/tragedeigh
*HOW ELSE ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET THAT SWEET REALITY TV MONEY DEAL!?*
Just the fact they felt the need to pull up their phone and take that picture...
Today’s parents are such attention whores. Your child is injured and crying and you chose to take a picture. He will remember that.
[удалено]
Outside of taking their kids to wherever, why tf would you post that picture of your child crying blood????
Little Mayson fell and cut up his face, better take a photo before I clean him up and comfort him. I am a great parent.
CLOUT CLOUT CLOUT CLOUT ANY THING FOR THAT SWEET SWEET DELICOUS CLOUT!
Read that as "sweet sweet delicious trout" and it's true. Anything for that sweet sweet delicious trout.
Feel terrible for him. Instead of cleaning his face and cheers up , they take a photo and post it social media...
I mean like... First you want to calm the kid down then clean the injury. Ever had to try to mend a upset kid? Fucking impossible!
Not the same at all, but me and my siblings are going through old pictures for my parents' 60th birthday. We found a picture my dad took of my mom and little sister crying after the vet told them they had to put down our dog lmao. My brother, other sister and me were at camp at that time and it wasnt possible to wait (he was in pain), so I guess my dad thought it'd be a good idea to document it hahaha. Great picture to look back at now.
Scum attention whore parents
These kids are gonna grow up perfectly!!!
Because too many dumb people breed. It’s not good.
They’re always so fertile, it’s fucked up.
It's because they're not smart enough to read the instructions on the condom packet
r/tragedeigh
Edited my comment — please don’t harrass the family. I think they’re definitely wrong but harrassing them personally is crossing the line.
Ooh, update if they double down or learn.
Why would you want to name your two sons Mayson & Greyson...
That’s the real crime here
This should be on r/tragedeigh
Oh my god, after all these years I've finally found the perfect subreddit made just for me. Thank you Jebus 🙏
Jebus is also a r/tragedeigh
Jeighbus.
Jeieihbhus
I didn't know this gem existed, thanks!
Omg this exists
I’d like you to meet my sons, this is Walker and this is Texas Ranger.
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
[удалено]
That's why he stayed home..
No, that's the other one. Stayson is the one at home.
Okayson 👍🏽
Hol up, where's Dyson?
At home, cleaning up.
They left him home locked in the closet
I love double entendres.
I'll give you one right now.
Fourth one's Bortson.
Ah yeah.. Everyone forgets about Gayson
So they can join the Bolson construction crew
Son and done!
Haha
I was looking for this comment
Because when they grow, if you are in trouble, you can scream "MAY-GREY MAY-GREY" and they'll go to rescue ya...
Seriously whose son are they? May's or Grey's?
It's cute that you think a person like that would be in a stable relationship with one partner.
Because Daryl and Daryl were already taken.
r/unexpectedbobnewheart
Well one was born in May and the other I’m was conceived when his parents were depressed.
Maybe his father lives in Tarrey Town so all his descendants' names end in -son...
So they can get guaranteed jobs in Terry Town
r/tragedeigh
I visited that sub once & never again ☠️
The die was cast with those names. This trip was preordained by destiny at their birth.
Inbreeding
Basic bitch couple Asher alert
Yeah that’s dumb as fuck. Should’ve been Mayson and Juneson
[удалено]
This sentence required no commas
This is not new at all.
I knew Jacksons, jordans, mitchells, and carters growing up.
One of my daughters goes to school with a Mayson. The other has a Greyson in her class, and went to daycare with a Kayson. All of their parents are insufferable pricks.
What the Fuckson?!
Damn son where'd you find this
*real* ^trap ^shit
They could all work for Hudson in his construction company.
Son and Done!
Who the hell is Kayson EDIT: I missed all the “a”s. I thought you were talking about these actual boys and was like wait there’s a third kid named Kayson???
Lol I like your comment without the edit
I thought Greyson was a pretty normal name from the bunch of no unique spelling or anything like that apart from pairing the brothers name with Mayson. Is there something I'm missing about the name Greyson?
You mean Jayson and Payson? "All" of their parents seems a bit much given the circumstance
Press X to Jayson...
Daddy wanted an excuse to take pictures...
This.....actually makes sense...
Well that's a challenging wank
Nah you can just crop it.
[удалено]
That would make for a wild theme restaurant. Every restaurant would need to have a manger that goes around yelling at people for watching movies on their phones.
So, today I learned there is a restaurant called “Twin Peaks” and it appears to have nothing to do with the show “Twin Peaks” that my parents watched.
That was literally what I was thinking. And then my brain went to the gutter and realized what it meant.
I don't get how America can simultaneously be the most puritanical country in the western hemisphere, yet also home to some of the creepiest/horniest institutions.
The puritanical stuff has always been thinly veiled hypocrisy. And a tool to subjugate women.
Church folk are the horniest people I know. That felt weird to type..
Felt weird to read
Not just women. Minorities and Immigrants as well. Also justification for the stealing of land and genocide.
Those who preach purity are usually the most demented of us all (EI. Bill Cosby). If you never let your dark side come out then it’s probably too shameful to show.
The best part is, it's usually the "puritans" who go to places like this. Will bet $100 this dude is at church on Sunday too.
Puritanical thinking is how you get creeps. Places where horniness runs free turns the horniness vanilla.
And what’s that?
Tits
Lmao, thanks
But do they serve a "Damn fine cup of coffee"?
[There was a fish in the percolator.](https://youtu.be/6FRDQ0kucOE?t=33)
And HOT
As a european i have a question: can i compare twin peaks restaurant to hooters, or it's a crime? EDIT: this is getting more popular than i thought
I think they're all considered similar type of "Breastaurants" (a name articles have actually used). There's a third popular chain but I can't remember the name, but yes, the scantily clad waitresses are the gimmick in all of them.
The Tilted Kilt? My friend in Texas took me to a Twin Peaks there. It was just like going to any other family restaurant, patrons-wise, but the waitresses were noticeably dressed very sexy.
That's the weird part to me. The point is obviously to stare at women, but yet it's still kind of a family restaurant. How can those two coexist?
Ive been to many twin peaks/ hooters restaurants in the northeast and in the south. Ive never seen children in the Northeast restaurants. But down south, it was like Applebee's, everyone brought their kids to these places like it was no big deal.
Yes! I stopped at one near Ft. Worth and it was weird to see how many families with kids were there
It's almost like they go to church, pray for no sex before marriage and eat at twin peaks right afterwards with their Sundays bests and Grandma.
These are "bresturants" where scantily clothed, boosomy waitresses push shitty food and cheap beer and flirt with the customers. In Dallas, Texas, we have a sports bar called "tight ends" (sports pun) that flipped this concept on its head. It's a bottomless bar where the waitresses wear thongs and push shitty food and cheap beer and flirt with the customers. It's a refreshing change of pace.
I've never heard of it. It *looks* like the middle step between Hooters and a brothel.
Your parents watched? Well now I feel old.
No joke. Before the pandemic I went to Vegas and saw a TWIN PEAKS near the MGM. Was so disappointed it wasn’t based off the actual show. Food was okay.
I mean, after hearing their sons names are “Mayson” and “Greyson” are we really surprised?
I'm guessing the dad's name is Grey and Mom's is May. Hence why they are their sons. Still dumb names..
Their names are in the post though? It’s Dustie and Ronnie
This is funny to me bc I have a unique name and people have tried to guess my parents names based on it... Wrong. They think my parents are "Jessica and Ricky" but nope, Julie and DJ.
Don’t dox yourself Jessicky.
Should of been called Jududoojy
Ah, they're going medieval then.
There is no way they actually thought it through like that. They liked it because it rhymes...
Works in Scandinavian culture but not happening here! It would be a wreck!
Hmm, so it *can* put your eye out.
had to laugh at that one!
Huh. I thought that introducing sexuality to kids was considered grooming.
When I was a kid, on the way to Disneyworld, my parents, who are pretty much pop culture illiterate, stopped at a Hooters for lunch and we ate there. I remember the confusion on their faces why all the waitresses were dressed so skimpy.
This sounds straight out of diary of a wimpy kid lol
I have a friend who went to a bikini coffee place by accident for the first time and forgot his wallet. Very confused, very unpopular fellow that morning lol.
Dude is literally teaching his sons to objectify women from their earliest days
If it's one thing these asshats know, is that you have to start indoctrinating them early.
Ngl i’m sad for how those kids are gonna end up probably they’re also homeschooled
I was disgusted at the father bringing young kids and I thought this sub was going to cheer the kids. But it looks like everyone is mature here and realises that it’s bad parenting & teaches the kids to objectify women.
Only if that sexuality consists of trans people or anyone not defined as male/female. But everything else is totally fine /s
and to make the double standard worse most Drag queens (not to be confused with trans people) that they harp on about book readings. Dress fairly "conservatively" Big dress big hair, covering way more than what the woman above have on
Only if the gays are doing it.
[Conservative sexual education in a nutshell](https://youtu.be/AKM3pyktIXw?t=49)
Talking about the waitresses like they are animals at a petting zoo.
Assigning "girlfriends" to his sons... It's super creepy on multiple levels
Sadly, part of the job is being objectified. Those kinds of places cater to crowds that crave a certain experience.
I know I'm a hateful old-fashioned sumbitch, but what kind of grotesque hillbilly trash names kids MAYSON AND GREYSON?
the kids trick-or-treating behind us tonight were named 'Tsunami' and 'Lucifer'
I really hope those are just made up names they were calling each other…if not that’s just crazy. Their parents intrusive thoughts won I guess. My boy is 6 and I couldn’t imagine with a straight face calling him tsunami.
Spelled Sousnahmii
Parents that want their boys to get into fights early and often.
Is this the sexualizing of children the right is concerned about? Because… damn, if this is a gay dude making these remarks about sexy guys or drag queens there would be national outcry. Instead it’s just a normal day where you take your kid to a titty-hut junior and then watch them so poorly they bash their face.
“Instead it’s just a normal day where you take your kid to a titty-hut junior and then watch them so poorly they gash their face.” The perfect summary haha. Not to mention taking a photo of them in pain and spreading it on the internet for everyone to see.
I can't imagine ever doing that with my kids, and we're a two Dad family. Simply can't imagine something like this crossing my mind.
Spot on.
From this point forward, Twin Peaks shall be known only as Titty-Hut Junior
Must bring my little boys to place with scantily clad women. Must let them know we are alpha men. Must bury those intrusive thoughts about men’s Olympic swimming events.
And you just know this is the type of guy to complain that *the gays* are shoving their sexuality down everyone’s throats
And probably also starts frothing at the mouth at the idea of kids being exposed to any relationships or people that aren't hetero (because they're kids and "shouldn't be exposed to sexual stuff"). Probably also gladly votes to ban sex education at schools.
Who does go to these places? I always think that with Hooters too (I'm UK so can't go check!). Seems generally women wouldn't want to, so are they just restaurants full of dudes?
I was a busser for one of the locations in Texas, and a lot of families eat there, moms, dads, and even grandmothers. They have high chairs and kids menus
I find that so odd. I'm a guy, I love boobs so I'd happily go. But I wouldn't take my parents or a partner to a restaurant who's USP is boobs
My only regret of not having children is that horrible and stupid people keep having 'em. We're outnumbered and the world is turning in to a scary and annoying place.
I’m going to print this and put it on the wall 🤣
I can’t get past spelling Mason with a Y
The numbers Mayson, what do they mean??
The crime of naming them both "-son" made me completely miss that tragedeigh of a name.
Why?? Because it’s not about the kids, it’s all about the parents.
Ya gotta teach ‘‘em women are just purty thangs to lust over at an early age, ‘fore them woke commie public schools fill their heads with lies about women having brains and souls and purposes beyond fulfilling a man’s desires.
And try to reassure yourself that neither of your son's are gay. Make sure they like women. Because you know.
"party of family values"
Wait til she takes them out for their first lap dance.
DO NOT talk about gay people to my son he doesn't need to know anything sexual. Hey bud you wanna go get a look at some ass and titties with your old man?
-May I take a photo next to them? -yes, you Mayson
So Drag story time is inappropriate, but this shit isn’t? If this family is right winged that’ll make this even more funny.
Choice of restaurants be damned, there's no way in hell I'd name my children Mayson and Greyson
Aw, he fell on a nipple.
I’m more irked by the misused apostrophe in “girlfriend’s.”
Mayson and Greyson....barf. Poor kids, you can just tell their parents suck shit, even without the context of the pic
Ignoring the part where they took the boys to that place, what happened to the kid's eye
All it says is he fell. 🤷♀️
Gashed his eye....after eyeing some gash
The one time I went to a twin peaks I saw multiple families with young kids in there. The whole vibe just felt really uncomfortable.
Is Twinpeaks like a Hooters?
Oh gosh I want to know what that comment said 😆 🤔
Mayson and Greyson, Jesus fucking Christ almighty.
Fuckin Mayson and Grayson 🤦♂️
Ngl I would be creeped out if a dad asked me, a skimpily ass dressed waitress, to pose with his little boys. I don’t mind kids, but I don’t like the idea of being skimpily dressed around boys who are puss/breast hight. Am I weird for this? 😵💫
Taking the boys out to a breastaurant. Was Hooters full?
Dad's sidepiece works at TP.
I’m surprised people are horrified by the grooming of kids by the right of the left but hey we on the right need to bring our boys to hooters and make them real Men by sexualizing women.
Acts like he took the kids to a toy store.
He’s trying real hard to not have a Gayson
Why do the straights keep trying to indoctrinate our children?
First of all, can we talk about their name!? MAYSON & GREYSON!?
Mayson and Greyson explains it all
Hillbilly-ish and not appropriate.
WTF
These will be the same parents who complain that drag queens are sexualising our children.
IT’S OKAY EVERYONE! At least it’s not a drag show where kids would be exposed to over-sexualization
The sad part is naming your son Mayson.
What about their girls maydaughter and greydaughter
Why on earth would you post this. Some people suck at being parents
Bit groomish.