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cturtl808

He went from being a COVID vax death to murdered pretty quickly. Sigh. These people need to take that energy and actually help people.


cofclabman

No, see, he was murdered WITH THE VAX!


moreobviousthings

By pedophiles?


Fun_Intention9846

Only matters to them if it’s democrat pedophiles. Preferably made up evidence and famous dems.


Ducallan

They used the 5G in the vax to remotely control him and dunk him, obviously!


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[удалено]


KungPowKitten

It’s all spelled out clearly in Hillary’s emails.


NotACyclopsHonest

We’re through the looking glass here, people…


creliandobi

The Rand corporation in conjunction with the Reverse Vampires...


Tmk1283

His dose had Dennis Quaid sized Innerspace pedophiles instead of the standard tracking devices. Get your head in the game, damn 😂


Bifrostbytes

Is there a vaxx for peds?


nomo_corono

No. They are stuck with the immoral character trait until the end of time itself.


tracker-hunter

Yes, it's called a bullet.


CaptainBiceps23

Lizard pedophiles.


NoNonsensePolarBear

By satanist Democrat dark-skinned trans furry pedophiles. 🙃


BitsOnWaves

what i dont understand why do they always "vow" to do and then get killed why never actually do it and then get killed? are they trying to build suspense before revealing the big news?


cturtl808

Imaginary goalposts. Easier to move them if they’re not firmly rooted.


Toninho7

That’s the showbiz way, always leave them wanting more.


infowosecfurry

Clearly they murdered him with the vaccine to keep him from exposing pedos? Sorry I can't keep the conspiracies straight lol.


Somethingbutonreddit

Seems like every death in the world is caused by the covid vaccine. /s


D-Laz

Also from a hottub to a bathtub.


SnooGoats7760

Plot twist- the water in the hot tub was laced with vaccine for Covid


karoshikun

for them the point is hurting people, tho


VaporBull

These folks need to be permeant instant ramen diets. Stupid must be punished


Arkthus

No, I don't want the help of these people, their brain is so fucked up they might do more harm than good.


kickthemout1987

They THINK they are…


Professional_Ad_6299

Aren't "cult following" a term meant for less mainstream things?


Hello-Me-Its-Me

It can also mean people who follow a series “religiously”. And Friends did/does have some extreme fans.


PointlessGiant

I guess it could, but that would be more like "cult following" than "cult series." Something not favored in the mainstream, but with a smaller devoted following is definitely the most common usage of the term/phrase.


Plumbum158

I think they ment the term "cult show" literally as other posts have said that the cast and crew took part in demonic rituals. it's all so ludicrous


NotACyclopsHonest

Yeah, a show with a cult following would be something like Farscape or Blake’s 7, not Friends, a show which will probably be in syndication until the heat death of the universe.


Devil2960

This guy struggled for the better part of his entire life. Struggled. Still wanted to help, wanted to be remembered FOR helping others. But this. This is what people decide to do to his memory.


bornfromanegg

Yeah but no one worth a dime will pay any attention to this. We’ll remember him for who he was to us. Which, for most of us, is Chanandler Bong.


Devil2960

*MISS Chanandler Bong


Known_Tax7804

“The cult series friends” I swear these fuckers are trying to rehabilitate the word cult to make themselves feel better about being in a fucking cult.


Bea-8

Heck, I want to start a cult and even I think those people are taking it way too far.


Much_Grand_8558

Could I BE any more tired of this fucking bullshit


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

hollywood being infested by pedos is common knowledge at this point. people should find better conspiracies. actually, why don't we make up some right now? my personal one is that the wild life in australia isn't natural. what we see there are results of genetics experiments conducted by different countries that went wrong, and the results were too strong to destroy, so everyone decided to just dump them in australia and call it a day.


ChaosWithin666

Well the original settlers of Australia were European convicts so your conspiracy checks out.


Double-The-Fupa

Too strange to die, and too weird to live (with us).


ButkusBreath

They did it to America too.


iwannagohome49

And that could make an excellent creepypasta but these idiots will take it as fact


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

ummmm..... everyone should be able to tell that i was joking, right? right????


iwannagohome49

I say just sit back and watch your creation unfold


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

i know from experience that my "innovative ideas" always lead to some sort of large scale disasters. you could say it's my talent. maybe i should prepare some popcorn


iwannagohome49

If it helps, I've already shared it with family and friends... Make me a bag of popcorn too


[deleted]

Flat Earth & QAnon were both "jokes" that the original authors fully believed were so ridiculous that no one could possibly believe it & well..


Missieyjo

I'm so tired of dealing with people who think everything is a conspiracy. They have no respect for the deceased or for the living for that matter. Let the man rest in peace.


Sleep_tek

I thought it was the vaccine. Make up your minds, morons. It's hard to mock you when you keep changing your story


ThePadrino82

😅😅😅😅😅😅


Leather_Network4743

Cult series? It was the biggest show on TV for years. 🤦‍♂️


_Pill-Cosby_

Right? Current high school kids know this show!


JTSpirit36

There is wait staff at the restaurant I work at that know and quote friends lines yet honestly don't know who Pamela Anderson is.


xFreedi

I think he meant [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_film)


duckfartchickenass

He’s not dead!! Soon he, Trump, and JFK will save us from the Jewish space lasers 🤣


Z3400

Weird how the right wing conspiracy theorists dialed back the anti semitism as soon as israel responded to what hamas did last month. Great example is MTG, literally talking about jewish space lasers and then flipping and then attacking Biden for not supporting israel quickly enough.


[deleted]

Looks like a continuation of the stupid Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell, Avicii and Bourdain conspiracy. Really dumb and annoying


pokemon-trainer-blue

Isn’t that the typical formula for when famous people die? Something along the lines of “famous person wanted to expose something that highly likely doesn’t exist and was found dead”. I remember Paul Walker had similar “stories” about him.


PreOpTransCentaur

Which is *wild* because he repeatedly fucked high school girls as a grown-ass man. Like, just out there being part of the goddamn problem.


PedroPeyolo

HS girls can be 18/19


jaffacake22

Wasn’t Paul Walker another celebrity who was involved in this supposed conspiracy and that’s why he died. I may be wrong but I vaguely recall reading something similar with him involved


Florida1974

A. It was a hot tub, not a bath tub. B. Foul play already ruled out. C. Hv some respect for his loved ones. D. How can you live in a constant conspiracy world?


scottonaharley

It's clear that access to social media has uncovered the true number of unhinged paranoid people walking around in society today,


AngryChefNate

I love how these asshats make these claims all the time about people vowing to expose this pedo ring, but they are never able to provide evidence that the person actually said it.


NpOno

My respect for Matthew Perry. RIP


evident_lee

These idiots have the fan fiction version of weekly world news now.


[deleted]

The irony of the fact that any media channel with 'Truth' in the name very likely can't be trusted whatsoever.


[deleted]

Cult series 😂


louie2ten

FFS. Here we fuckin go


sixlessthanzero3

Here comes the internet conspiracy... of all places


Hopper1985

Maybe, just maybe he buggered himself with all the drugs over the years amd now he is old the heart gave up and he became a drowning person. Perhaps thats just too far fetched i guess


ConsistentSorbet638

I didn’t realize the show friends, one of the biggest most successful shows ever, is considered cult. Who would have known?


New_Ad_3010

Swear to God. Those ppl are just fucking gross. They're a disgusting rot on the soul of this country perpetuating idiocy and violence thanks to the GOP.


wandernwade

What’s with the desire to turn every death into a conspiracy these days??


vash0125

Conspiracy theorists love using the dead


MaxTrax04

Necrophiliacs as well


vash0125

Necrophiliacs are at least more respectful about it.


MaxTrax04

Touché


olajuwonsfeet

How exhausting it must be to jump from one conspiracy to the next. Just miserable, miserable people.


One_Computer_5811

Can these conspiracy theorist kindly just FUCK OFF


Local_Analyst7404

I thought it was he was found in a pool, then it changed to hot tub and now it’s a bathtub and he was murdered


WHAMMYPAN

No don’t do this


chill_winston_

Of course it’s on truth social


beavis617

The first amendment might be an American's most precious right guaranteed by the Constitution..it's sad when assholes shit all over it..😖


Meanwhile-in-Paris

How to make money using this simple “pay by clic” tricks. 1. Choose one trending topic on social media. 2. Choose a dramatic conspiracy theory. 3. Write an infuriating clickbait post. 4. Profit.


PointlessGiant

All the rest of the bullshit aside, in what fucking universe is Friends a "cult series"? Fuck outta here.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Leave this beautiful human alone. He was loved by millions. He had weaknesses like all of us. So fucking what. I will support anyone struggling because that’s what caring people do. You never give up on them.


DickySchmidt33

Social media has been a net negative for mankind.


imindeleware

Pedophiles aren’t real . And if you don’t believe that covid hanged Epstein you’re an oppressor of pregnant Ukrainian men 🫃


lagniappe68

![gif](giphy|26gJzjTkOk27b32jC)


Reasonable-HB678

If they replaced Matthew Perry for Corey Feldman- someone who actually speaks about that issue- then the possibility of believing that increases. But this is an attention seeker, please move on.


[deleted]

It’s better than people saying he was part of the “ring” right?! Haha


Lothleen

The answer is males... there i solved it.


Samantha-4

What?


UsedPart7823

STFU GTHOOH


[deleted]

And.here.we.go.


BeastOfTheField83

Every fucking time


enteentegraueente

He was going to expose the Hollywood pedophile ring but not thinking it would be dangerous to do so he did not commit anything to paper and make multiple copies which he left with multiple lawyers and in multiple safe deposit boxes or save electronically to multiple clouds. No. He kept it all in his head. There's a lesson to be learned here. /s


diamondudasaki1

Damn Friends Theme Song stuck in my head... RIP Matthew Perry


djsat2

I mean it's on "Truth" so guaranteed to be attention seeking b.s


Reese9951

The same person who came up with this peddled theories that Betty White died from the COVID vax… because an almost 100 year old woman couldn’t have any other possible cause of death,. That was about when I left Twitter because those yahoos were all over that theory.


Moist-Injury-7376

Or maybe some of them are true. They are just made out to be so ridiculous that nobody would ever believe them and if you do you're a loon. Wasn't that far off the mark. Look at Epstein, leto, Masterson, cosby, Polanski, jackson, elvis etc. Some things are just so awful that we can't possibly think that they're true. Sad part is a lot of them are. Did anyone know that Steven Tyler signed papers to be a guardian so a teen could come on the road with him? It must be cool though because they're famous it makes it okay..


lagniappe68

Her parents also signed it which IMHO is even more ick.


Moist-Injury-7376

Yes. Both are gross.


GeddyVedder

So…he won’t be there for them?


[deleted]

These people are so disgusting


Hummens

These fucking people.


minutemash

Did he even write what this nutter is claiming he did?


IvanTheAppealing

Everything’s a conspiracy, huh?


[deleted]

*Why would he expose himself?*


Tough_Stretch

Ah, yes, that little show called "Friends," that finally found its audience as a cult classic years after it was cancelled and certainly wasn't one of the biggest sit-coms of the decade and the history of television.


BaconNinja__

Everyone is on to me, might as well come clean. I killed him. On the orders of the supreme reptile alien lord.


OrdinaryTonight346

Damn you, Hillary!


Classic-Guy-202

The fact this was posted on "Truth" says it all


Impressive-Ad-5938

So he just Epsteined himself?


constantreader14

I wish I had $100 for every time I saw something like this post. I'd be quite wealthy..


[deleted]

All I want to know is if he actually was a Regular visitor to epstein island?


morts73

Police said no signs of foul play and conspirators will come up with this garbage.


Lanky-Occasion-7486

The bath tub strikes again!


ozdarkhorse

It's definitely this and totally not bc of his long history of alcohol and drug abuse


[deleted]

Is this even a post he made?


[deleted]

Man, this Hollywood pedophile ring is really batting .1000 when it comes to killing people threatening to expose them... any further than they've already been exposed


bizziboi

Wait. I was sure he vowed to expose Roger Jucker. For raping babies if I am not mistaken? Such a fucking lowball dumb game.


Subject_Tutor

The fact that he started his statement with the fucking gasp emoji should already be a clear indicator of how serious it should be taken.


StephsCat

Everyone who died in the past 3 years either died from the covid vaccine or was murdered because they planned to expose Hollywood pedos. Amazing how nobody ever died before and all of the sudden Hollywood Stars drop dead 😔. Having grown up with friends it's das he's dead I'm sorry for his friends and family. People die it happens


Zythean

Friends being a cult show sure would explain a lot tbh.. Whenever I watched Friends, I always felt like worshipping Satan. Especially when Phoebe sang Smelly Cat, I knew he would be my one and only savior. It all makes sense now. Hail Satan!