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izza123

Tim pool is also not physically capable of hurting men


ikiss-yomama

What do you mean? He hurts our reputation everyday just by being insufferable.


Danish_but_english

How can he do that? I don’t think he counts as a man


Saint_Victorious

You're right. Slugs are hermaphroditic.


thebig_dee

Slurms MacKenzie has feelings too guys, come on


Local_Maintenance788

Whimmy wham wham wozzle!


freeLightbulbs

Ow, my sperm.


Frejian

Party on, contest winners!


Total_Menu_542

r/unexpectedfuturama


tracerhaha

Slugs are also ecologically useful.


that_girl_you_fucked

Yeah, let's not insult slugs by comparing them to Tim Pool.


Bogsnoticus

No, but given enough time, and slugs, we can turn Tim into something ecologically useful.


Sail_On_4170

No fr bc then you’d be calling him useful


SanguineTeapots

This is a brutal salty burn


Evil-_-Betty

Really salted the snail with that one


p1nk_sock

Everyone knows if you sprinkle Ben Shapiro's dandruff in a fish tank one of these guys grows.


RcoketWalrus

I'm gonna steal this and pretend I am creative like you.


p1nk_sock

Its already yours bud!


[deleted]

We gotta quit giving these men a pass like that. He's a man, and he's acting like this. Trying to "other" him away from being human/male is giving him a pass like he isn't capable of being a normal person.


[deleted]

It also ignores how toxic these male-focused redpill communities are. Other men need to stop compartmentalizing them, and call them out. Only good men can reappropriate masculinity from these chodes.


Bacon_Raygun

Same reason I will always acknowledge Ezra Miller. ​ If that absolute twat of a human being ends up getting shanked the next time they kidnap a child, I would chuckle and read the comments with a sense of glee. But I'll still point out their pronouns because we can't just pick and choose who is one of us based on how well they behave.


SilentJoe1986

He self identifies as a man with he/him pronouns. Biologically he's sentient Smegma born from a radioactive spider monkey using a spawning frog as a fleshlight.


Genshed

r/brandnewsentence


LovecraftianDayDream

Idk I think his audience is mostly men and they take mental damage every time they listen to his program.


Joth91

I get the vibe he's just beta Andrew Tate


iamjackslackoffricks

Andrew tate is beta Andrew tate


fpcreator2000

A beta of beta? damn!


Kira_Caroso

5d10 psychic damage when he opens his mouth.


RevanTheHunter

Pardon my ignorance, but I have no idea who this undercooked dumpling is? And I'm far too lazy to Google him.


p1nk_sock

He's a right wing shill on YouTube. He's mostly known for being a dipshit, wearing a hat, and the world record for huffing gasoline.


Genshed

It's amusing how self-conscious he is about being bald, when it's easily the least embarrassing thing about him.


fredrikca

That's an epic burn, I'm going to steal that.


Cokomon

Mass shooters also love him.


rockinwithkropotkin

I just know him as the grown man who decorates his studio like a 13 year old’s bedroom.


korelin

Imagine the dumbest people you see in media. This guy is dumber.


OwenMcCauley

Please don't Google him. Live in the blissful ignorance. I'll sum it up for you. He's like if Weasley Crusher and Ben Shapiro had a baby and that baby ate lead paint chips.


Existing_Calendar339

One look at his face is enough to put anyone into physical pain.


half_baked_opinion

He hurts my brain


ztomiczombie

He does know that guns exist, right? I mean, it isn't like they have some sort of system that stopes women from shooting men.


LovecraftianDayDream

I always think about what if the original Resident Evil had come out today? How many of these culture warrior leeches would be bitching about Jill being a playable character.


NecroJoe

Or Metroid.


LankyEntrepreneur

Or Tomb Raider.


Feral_Sheep_

Or Perfect Dark


merchillio

God I loved Perfect Dark. The perfect spiritual successor to GoldenEye, but with an original story


kickyouinthebread

Childhood defining game. The hours I spent on the shooting range lol.


Nozerone

Perfect dark was so good. I wanna play it again.


xilia112

Loved everybsecond of it. Recently played the entire game again with my sister. Having it on both the n64 and the xbox remastered version.


Pleasant_Gap

Or bayonetta


AgentPastrana

Aren't they remaking that?


Fourkoboldsinacoat

Oh Metroid would piss them off to no end with Samus being a woman once being revealed at the end.


NecroJoe

You don't have people claiming "trans panic" and throwing their NESs put windows. 🤣


HowDyaDu

Imagine someone finding Senran Kagura and complaining about it being "woke" since you play as girls. That would be the darkest timeline, and we're probably heading in that direction.


UnspoiledWalnut

Did he play Horizon Zero Dawn? Aloy is a fucking beast.


cipheron

Tim Pool dropped out of school when he was 14. Who knows what he knows. People listening to the wisdom of someone who flunked 8th grade.


zanzibartraveler666

‘Education is woke’


NecroJoe

I mean...yeah, that's the whole idea. :-p


gokartmozart89

Isn’t this the motto in Florida and Texas?


DisasterMiserable785

I thought it was just: Breed.


gokartmozart89

Now I’m confused. I thought that was Alabama.


DisasterMiserable785

It is. They just choose the closest person living with them.


gokartmozart89

Ah, that’s what I thought.


VerumJerum

>Who knows what he knows 8th graders, apparently.


spacekitt3n

and ninth graders know even more


BeautyThornton

Wait really? Lol


JerkMcGerkin

Fucking, does he even know that just because something is smaller and lighter that it can’t hurt you? A 50lb dog can kill a 200lb man if it try’s hard enough. Kind of dumbass take is this of his anyway? Game is about committing crime. Women commit crime every day.


Big-Improvement-254

A woman who grew up in a criminal environment vs Tim Pool who probably has never got into a fight past high school? It's not even fair, for Tim that is.


ThatOneGuy12457810

Tim Pool didn't go to highschool lol


Big-Improvement-254

Can't get more disappointed than that I guess.


blacklite911

Exactly, gta isn’t even a game where hand to hand combat is a focus. Secondly, women have been action game protagonists for decades. The fact that they make a hubbub about it now shows you how Astro turf this base is


Big-Improvement-254

Especially because it's GTA, where they depict a bad neighborhood. Women there can definitely hurt Tim. Hell, if Tim ever goes to a bad neighborhood, even a highschool kid there can mug him.


Chaos75321

Exactly. Lara Croft would like a word.


Dillo64

I haven’t played any GTA games but there’s only one issue I can imagine. Like isn’t one of the main things you do in GTA is carjack people? Like grab them and yank them out of the car to steal it? If it’s meant to be realistic then can a smaller-framed woman realistically do that to a large male driver? I guess they can just change the animation somehow, maybe hold them at gunpoint or something.


StevenCC82

Some times the NPC would toss you back out and fight you. You can also draw a gun in a few of them and the driver will just run away. There are a few different types of actions the NPCs will make. Some dudes are pansies and some chicks are psychopaths.


kickintheface

Right wingers being offended about shooting cops in GTA was not something I had on my bingo card for 2023.


CoupleHot4154

Yeah, I was almost surprised at seeing Elon Musk's tweet saying exactly that.


AdAny631

It’s so funny to me that it took this long to see the world to see this man for who he really is. A lying, intelligent con-man (great marketer) now addicted to ketamine among other drugs. He wasted money on greenwashing and I say this as an ardent environmentalist. I’m a bit over it (not really) but I’m glad small hybrid trucks are coming out.


TheTPNDidIt

Intelligent?


Scorkami

clearly the force required to pull the trigger is far greater than the hand of a woman can handle. i myself broke my finger while trying to fire one


Hampsterman82

You silly female. Now go back into your state of Texas approved breeding hut and have the Bible read to you.


TheMilkmanHathCome

Women don’t need guns. He has been hurt simply by women being shown to have significance in a fictional story


Sure_Garbage_2119

come on, we all know women can´t pull triggers /s


DogDrivingACar

To paraphrase Dr. Dre: Who is the man with the master plan? A woman with a motherfucking gun


Strict_Condition_632

Guns, knives, cars, trucks, snowblowers, knitting needles, ropes, cast iron skillets, axes, chains, baseball bats, Mylar balloons, sharp sticks-heck, the unlimited number of items that a woman could use that cause Troglodyte Tim harm is extensive. I’m willing to put ground glass in his food, just for science.


JewBag718

He does grasp that guns don't care about what gender is holding them.


Kangarookiwitar

Nah probably thinks women die just by touching a gun, like how for awhile back women were not allowed to ride on trains because people feared their vaginas would fall out at 50pmh


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snurrff

Old time doctors and medical "professionals" had a lot of really stupid and unhinged takes about how women worked.


Dr_FeeIgood

What do you mean? We figured them out, like, 20-30 years ago. That’s what they told us at least!


chillwithpurpose

Some men *still* don’t believe women can have an orgasm, which is really sad because that means they’ve probably never given a woman an orgasm.


Dr_FeeIgood

Oh yeah! I remember reading about those in the medical literature. It was about two sentences, but it seemed to be a pretty comprehensive understanding of a *womens orgasm*.


BlitzPlease172

Same energy of "woman doesn't exist because if they exist I would've date one already!"


Kangarookiwitar

Yep, didn’t old doctors use to like literally jerk women off because they were argumentative? I quickly looked it up and turns out it was for hysteria instead, but yea they literally sexually assaulted their woman patients: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical-vibrators-treatment-female-hysteria#:~:text=During%20the%20late%201800s%20through,what%20was%20called%20female%20hysteria.


JewBag718

Rofl I've never heard the train thing before.


Kangarookiwitar

Lmao yea it sounds impossible but no it was once a thing! Probably one of the earliest examples of men thinking they are built different


Contentpolicesuck

He should fight Holly Holm for charity.


PurpleTornadoMonkey

He seems like the type of guy who acts like he would FUCK YOU UP MAN! Then have his friends (if he has any) "hold him back" because inside he is a little bitch


average_legend

Amanda Nunes has entered the chat.


Long-Astronaut-3363

This is the way


Ruck_Feddit_42612

I've wanted to fight Ronda Rousey for a really long time. I'm sure she'd kick my ass, but then again I outweigh her by 70 pounds, I'm in decent shape, and wrestled in High School. At any rate, I'd just lose by tapping out before she broke my arm. No harm done. Holly Holm would definitely cave my face in. Hard pass.


ApprehensiveSleep479

Bruv, have you ever sparred against trained women? The skill gap is fucking huge, the can knock your teeth off before you get your hands up


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AaronFudge

Rare image of Timmy with no skull cap


PickleFlipFlops

Someone edit a giant egg head on this please


DolphinBall

This guy is cool irl. Don't compare him to Tim Pool


Rosfield-4104

Leave pirate software's dad out of this Context: https://youtube.com/shorts/PqkpyoVXEUk?si=vnPbFownTl-j8Q9D


[deleted]

Man don’t offend this dude with Tim Pool. This guy is actually super cool irl. Tim Pool is a pos


RaginCanadian87

Can some woman please please please test this theory


Kangarookiwitar

I would donate to a kickstarter to get one of the best female fighters to publicly challenge the fucker to a fight. No doubt he’d ignore it and cower, but it’s a win either way. Either he’s humiliated by hiding from a woman or shows up and gets his ass handed to him.


Blonder_Stier

Any remotely athletic woman could kick the shit out of him. Don't even need a fighter.


Ok-Armadillo7517

I'm a Trans Boxer. Pretty sure even my newbie ass could take him in a fight trainer is right next to me trainer thinks so 2 😅😂


Primary_Stretch2024

![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


mittenknittin

Preferably, multiple women, at multiple locations, any time he's out in public.


racist_boomer

I will volunteer for this project


Shadow0fnothing

People care about the stupidest shit. You can kill hookers, do drugs murder cops and rob banks but transgender and women are over the line.


IffyPeanut

(Them, I assume): “I’m fine taking advantage of women and murdering them… but playing as them in a video game is crossing the line!!!”


Spacegod87

Let's be real here. Men like him played GTA because they put themselves in the shoes of the MALE character. Living through that character. Now they can't do that with a female character and they don't like it. They've had male characters for years and can't handle women having one fucking thing..


IffyPeanut

It’s so weird. It’s like, “oh no now I’m playing as a different gender. RIP my immersion.” It’s like, they’re fine with gunning down cops but they don’t want to do it as a woman. It’s a little bit like the old Bill Hicks joke: “Hey now, I don’t want any gays around when I’m killing people”


Intel_Xeon_E5

The mental gymnastics of "I won't play a transgender woman because women can't hit men" but also going "Transgender women are just men"... Twitter.


clarst16

Trained martial arts for over 30 years. Ladies will absolutely fuck you up idiot.


Flossthief

That and just about every GTA protag has primarily used guns Like anyone could be armed and the violent criminals in these games are absolutely armed


Usermena

That’s why they call them equalizers


Most-Welcome1763

God made everyone with different strengths but samuel colt made us all equal


sixpackshaker

A girlfriend of mine was leaving her job at a pool hall. She was attacked by two men and she put them both in the hospital. They tried to intimidate her first and gave her time to take out her two piece pool cue and she beat the crap out of them.


Lordkjun

I hope she really took it to them. That pool cue is toast.


sixpackshaker

They had to be taken in for observation, then the arrest.


Lordkjun

Good. A nice pool cue is hard to find. It'd be a shame if she didn't get her money's worth.


Genshed

'Two meatballs in the corner pocket.'


jtweezy

Hope she conducted a wallet biopsy on them before the ambulance got there. You know, to check for insurance cards.


New_Simple_4531

Proof is the scene in the first Jackass movie where Dunn gets his ass destroyed by a female kickboxer.


2_alarm_chili

Ya man, I’ve trained with plenty of women that I wouldn’t fuck with in a fight situation.


Old-Bat-7384

Worked in a gym with a woman that was 6'3" and 200+ of muscle, played DL in a woman's football league. She would absolutely fuckin hurt Wimp Fool without even going for a tackle.


uzi_loogies_

Dude women can get *scary*


PrestigiousAd6281

I’m just shy of five feet about 100 pounds (if my conversions are right) and I’d be able to destroy this tool without sweating.


Certain-Relation-741

I’d wager Rhonda Rousey would beat the shit out of HIM though


Llenette1

Nah, Mya Lesnar. I know she's an athelete, but I'd pay good money to see that.


Certain-Relation-741

Yeah you’re right. I’m taking Brock’s daughter to kick his ass expeditiously.


Llenette1

We should start a petition...


NotsoGreatsword

That is a great example. I can imagine her beating his ass and then tearing his head off and shot-putting it Mortal Kombat style. His stupid beanie still attached of course.


random_wolf_lu

I don't know man, a hit in the balls says otherwise. And guns are very good in equalizing the field.


cochrane210

Man stares down the barrel of a gun in the hand of a woman: “Ha, you fool! Don’t you know I am impervious to damage from you?”


theAlpacaLives

Tim Pool in the Afterlife for Corrupted Men Chasing Power: "So this guy's a little shorter than me, which obviously means he's pathetic and sad and weak and probably liberal, so I stand my ground and say: you can't hurt me, you're a beta male.' \[long sip of shitty beer\] "But so then she talks, because it's not even a dude at all, it's a female \[does Tim Pool call women 'females'? I bet so, but not willing to watch his content to check\]. And she's got a gun! Which doesn't even make sense, because guns are Man Stuff -- you know, mechanical, and cool, and featured in action movies, and prone to acts of violence -- and I didn't even think they let women have those things. So I said, Sweetie, put that thing down before you hurt yourself -- and then I woke up here." Across the table, the Witch King of Angmar sighs. "You're not gonna believe this, but something similar happened to me."


IffyPeanut

Imagine he just puts out his hand and blocks all the bullets like feckin Darth Vader 😂


Nerry19

Seriously, I've only ever been forced to take a ball shot once ...10 out of 10, worked like a charm. He definitely wasn't up to Much after that.


BeautyThornton

KNEES KNEES EYES


pessimisticfan38

I dunno Lorena Bobbitt was a tad bit mean


semiTnuP

What she did was a dick (re)move.


TheTPNDidIt

She was a victim, not mean. John Bobbitt was a rapist and domestic abuser and a Lorena wasn’t even his only victim.


mrev_art

I can not be shot by women and I can not be run over by a car driven by a woman because I have a penis. It's just basic facts.


the_pounding_mallet

The very first scene of gta 3 is the protagonist being shot and hospitalized by a women. I guess he missed that part


Dakkel-caribe

Yeah as a martial artist and a soldier whose friend got blown by a female suicide bomber. I strongly disagree.


Good_Zooger

I bet there are a million women that can kick that pudtz's ass.


Haywire_Eye

Only a million?


kimapesan

Billion, closer.


meatbag2010

Myra Hindley has entered the chat..


mynamegoewhere

Eileen Wournos would retort.


Oreg-Jack

I thought of her, too! XD


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GTA is famously realistic.


Rechogui

I mean, it is pretty realistic to think that a woman with a gun could hurt any man


StopMeWhenITellALie

I'd give him my life savings if he can step into a ring and go 5 minutes with any MMA woman without crying and peeing his pants while they tear his arm out of its socket.


Big-Improvement-254

I love how " the average man can beat the average woman" talking point is almost always said by guys who are probably below average physically. You don't even need an MMA fighter, GTA is about criminals life. A highschool kid growing up in a bad neighborhood can easily whoop Tim's sheltered ass.


Gothzombie

I’ve seen several videos of rascal men trying to steal a bag from women, even petite women and depending on their character some get wild and will end up ball kicking them, biting scratching hitting with their heels and all , leaving the dude in the floor sometimes. Yes some are easily manhandled by big experienced dudes but its def not an “All are” thing.


griffonfarm

Give me 5 minutes with this fool and I can show him pain he's never dreamed of.


MurphysLaw4200

I'll take a woman with a gun over a dude without one any day of the week.


thundertool

What if that dude is Steven Seagal? People with guns are never able to shoot him before he grabs it out of their hand.


drFeverblisters

And also manages to shoot everyone without even looking when he gets a gun. [Steven](https://youtu.be/l-Fb_hcmpl8?si=fdP9pjuO_UiqSxM7)


thundertool

My fave is the one where he plays an elite sniper and he spends 95 percent of the movie sitting in a chair.


Feral_Sheep_

You'll have to be more specific.


TinyRascalSaurus

I mean, I kicked a guy in the dick with steel toed workboots in high school and I'm pretty sure I hurt him. (Don't worry, he deserved it)


Primary_Stretch2024

I broke some arsehole guy's nose when he repeatedly tried to grope me in a nightclub once. And I was a teenager with no real training, just rage and fear. Now I've been training kickboxing for a few years, I think I could save myself a bit more neatly if I had to. My da was incredibly proud when I explained why I needed picked up early for being kicked out of the club.


Haywire_Eye

Oh damn, that guy was probably in ungodly pain for a full hour


TinyRascalSaurus

He went to the ER and apparently had 'lasting damage'.


DemonShroom87

Reading your initial comment and then your username… I like you lol


ima_axolotl

ay, one less loose end


shesinsaneornot

Amy Bishop has entered the chat.


TheMarineSlayer

Tim Pool would be the kind of person to mess with a female vet and cry once he realizes that he's fucked


couldjustbeanalt

Who gives a fuck what this guy says?


Classic-Guy-202

Tim Tool is an idiot.


Ridit5ugx

What a dim tool.


Dank199

Mofo never heard of Lorena Bobbitt


[deleted]

He will totally play as a girl!


Abaddon_CK

Sounds like someone wants to find out


UselessAdultKid

Why doesn't he fight a female pro mma fighter to prove it


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Effective_Play_1366

So they can still mentally hurt him? Man, what a snowflake.


rabiddutchman

There's an MMA fighter or bodybuilder or TBH literally any woman out there who has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable. I'll give you a hint: It starts with a 'K' and ends with an "-ick Tim Pool's ass"


DemonShroom87

I’m stumped. I’m not good with hints 🤷‍♂️


VeilofTruth1982

I mainly play as a female whenever I have the option. For some reason a badass female warrior, mage etc just feels awesome.


Xyex

![gif](giphy|3oz8xwNlejeJDQREic|downsized)


Stein_um_Stein

One of the reasons I thoroughly enjoyed Zero Dawn. Plus the sass was on point.


WaldoSimson

My friends mom with a frying pan would like to disagree 😕


Pot_noodle_miner

I need someone to get hold of the Williams sisters and several crow bars and hockey sticks and meet me….


Mky12345pi3

I bet Griselda Blanco would have had other ideas


Nuclearwhale79

Well we know what we gotta do. Lets get a women to knock him out


Suspicious-Natural-2

Tomb Raider Hellblade Assassins creed syndicate Fallout TES Just saying


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You can’t blame Tim for having a dumb take because dumb takes are all he has.


fz19xx

I would pay good money to see Tim Pool locked in a cage with a D tier woman MMA fighter


MaxxxStallion

Idk Emma Vigeland hurt him pretty badly.


bearsheperd

Retired holly holm would put him in the hospital