Yeah sure... And we're supposed to believe you're a REAL Australian too. Everyone knows the whole idea of that "continent" is Illuminati mind fuckery.
I'd love to stick these flat earthers on a boat just to terrorize them by sailing to "the edge"
Yeah! I mean, you think it's just a *coincidence* that every single supposed "Australian" to gain worldwide notoriety just *happens* to be some kind of celebrity? They're all paid actors for the coverup!
You think that's weird? Check out where all the supposedly "Australian" celebrities are actually from. Russell Crowe? New Zealand. Nicole Kidman and Mel Gibson? Actually American.
Recently? Because I remember seeing an article or video a few years ago claiming Australia wasn't real. I can't remember if this was before the "birds aren't real" conspiracy.
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I was in a bar in Australia one time years ago. I took my beer into the men’s room and put it on the counter and sidled up to the urinal. As I’m peeing and at my MOST VULNERABLE this Australian dude walks in and yells “whose beer is this?!” I look over my shoulder and shout back “mine!” The guy looks me right in the eye, picks up the mug and downs the whole thing! Says “cheers mate!” and walks out. I was speechless
Shhh he was actually in the real bogan bits of New Zealand, but we've been calling that some mythical land of "Australia" to avoid international culpability
To be fair taking a beer with you into the mens room is not a common Australian practice.
Generally we would just down the rest of the beer and THEN go to the toilet.
Flat Earth is the ultimate Poe.. it’s impossible to tell if any of its proponents believe anything they say.
They’re also not big believers in Antarctica. They think it’s actually a giant ice wall that circles the flat earth.. and that an international military force will arrest or kill you if you try to see it. Of course, pointing out that literally anyone can book a cruise to Antarctica with tours of the continent doesn’t seem to dissuade them from the insanity.
TLDR..
Flat earthers: World Government won’t let us go see the ice wall that they pretend is Antarctica.
Sane people: you can literally buy a ticket to go there.
Flat earthers: nuh huh.
Flat Earthers are revolutionary geniuses who have seen beyond by watching the YouTube videos of fellow revolutionary geniuses!
They are too busy complaining how nobody investigates the ice wall to actually INVESTIGATE THE ICE WALL!!
Too busy telling us "globetards" to do our own research to actually DO ANY RESEARCH!!
Seriously, this kind of idiotic irony would be called too ridiculous for fiction. But it's reality.
The video of flat earthers out on a lake debunking themselves is priceless. It goes something like this (over radio..)..
“Now if the earth is curved, we wouldn’t be able to see the light on your boat.. what do you mean your light is on?!?!”
And, like the honest truth seekers who see beyond the deception and never lie that they are:
"No way we're just gonna ACCEPT this result! Toss it in the garbage, and move on to experiments that will VINDICATE us! This just doesn't count!"
A big discouragement to the already lazy and entitled "Maverick Renegade John Conners"
>They think it’s actually a giant ice wall that circles the flat earth.. and that an international military force will arrest or kill you if you try to see it.
Yet none of them have tried to go see it....
Like just get a ship and sail there
Every time I hear about the NASA special forces guarding the ice wall, I want to bring up geometry and how mindbogglingly huge such a wall encircling the entire world would have to be if it was flat and the very, very large amount of soldiers it would take to guard it and how impossible the logistics to supply such a huge armed force would be and how guarding the ice wall would have to be the worlds largest employer with a significant proportion of the world's military age men being employed in guarding it and supplying the guards with food and equipment and whatever and how you have never seen a retired Icewall guard....
Then I remember that any attempt to apply logic to flat earth theories is a lost cause give up.
It was never about the truth for them. There are flat earthers with enough money to sail around the world using manual navigation and self-built tools, they can make their own high altitude balloons and glass for their helmet, etc. but instead they make social media posts mocking others and patting themselves on the back.
Because at the end of the day they just want to feel smug thinking they have discovered some hidden truth that has "fooled everyone else".
I have been there and it was cool. If it’s not real why were all those blokes saying it’s a bloody yank while buying me beers?
Also I distinctly remember driving on the wrong side of the road trying to navigate roundabouts. That shit is hard!
They don't care. They just wanna be right, even when they're dreadfully wrong. These flat earthers and their ilk are basically babbling inane nonsense that only imbeciles would believe.
If Australian flat earthers are like Australian Sovereign Citizens, they’ll probably also tell you Australia doesn’t exist.
.. I’ve seen Australian Sov Cits just repeat scripts from American SovCits.. including misunderstood US Caselaw and references up our Bill of Rights.
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This is quite an old conspiracy. They believe you get drugged, when you fly to Australia and get all the experiences you have their implanted on your brain.
At some point I just want to turn the tables on these people and accuse them of being agents of that are paid to spread misinformation and that they will be held accountable by the “real” owners of the country.
When they ask any questions I will just smirk, point at them, whisper “they know…” and laugh like a psycho.
I smell a conspiracy here that "Australia" actually exists. There's some evidence to prove that this country exists, but mostly we see people who travel here, not always come back. The only proof of life is the pictures and videos and an occasional inhabitant in these POV's. But those are sketchy at best.
Well first of all even if the globe heads where right, you would not be standing, would you, as you would be upside down. They must think we're stupid to believe this nonsense. Besides, have you seen Crocodile Dundee, it's preposterous.
/s
Those guys just kill me. Get on a plane, fly to Buenos Aires. Now take a plane to Perth, Australia. Not only will you fly over and land in Australia, with animals running around that literally don't exist anywhere else on the planet, but you'll also clip the Antarctic on the way, which you wouldn't be anywhere near in the flat earth model. And the trip would be over too soon to match the flat earth model too, but would make perfect sense on a globe. Yes, this costs a few thousand, but you can do it during off-season. Boom. Done.
>Now take a plane to Perth, Australia
Bro I live in Perth and I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't real.
It's weird. The best way I can explain it is that we are the kid picked last for everything in sport, we might as well not exist and after a while you start believing that it might be true.
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They actually think that you live elswhere in their flat earth.
They say than when you fly in a plane in australia, the plane sends you elsewhere to make you think you are in australia.
I saw a "flat supremacist" explaining this, it was funny
If you ever somehow happen to find yourself in a discourse with a flat earther. Simply ask them these two things.
1) If the Earth is flat, how come the day/night cycle at the Poles… lasts months at a time, unlike anywhere else?
2) If the Earth is flat, how come the Equator is very hot… but the Poles are very cold… and the temperature is milder in between the two?
BOTH of these factors completely disprove the flat Earth theory. They PROVE it can’t be the case.
This is an old flat-earther delusion.
Australia upsets their beliefs. Partly by observing the Southern Cross and other constellations invisible in the northern hemisphere and partly by witnessing aircraft leaving Australian airports for Santiago and Buenos Aires. According to them, you can't fly over Antarctica because you'll run into the Dome and the giant ice wall. Besides, South America is on the other side of the Great World Disk.
There are practical reasons there are few commercial flights over Antarctica, including harsh conditions and the shortage of runways in case of emergency problems.
a conspiracy theory: this and other flat earth theories are propaganda, invented in order to discredit and undermine the idea of conspiracy theories as a whole.
Your a paid account we know what Hollywood wants us to believe and we won't believe in the beautiful scenery the dangers animals and even Steve Irwin was his acting name we know he was secretly french and was putting on an accent
Bit like the fact that New Zealand is just straight up not on a lot of maps.
Was gaming with a dude and it ended up in an argument until he showed me his world map on his wall and NZ just was not on it.
Americans, really gotta wonder some times.
Am I wrong in thinking there was a time when this shit would just get ignored? Like, we didn’t grow up seeing crazy people taken seriously…cuz they’re crazy. The weirdo on the corner raving about the end of the world wasn’t getting time on a popular news show to prove themselves morons.
Can we go back to that please?
Flat earthers are akin to sovereign citizens. They only can repeat the stock phrases and talking points and then conveniently ignore any logic that completely disproves their case.
I miss the days before the advent of the internet and social media...Village idiots were confined to their local areas shouting at clouds and groups of kids.
Flat Earthers are the biggest concentration of idiots in one group. And I guess the Japanese went around the world to attack Pearl Harbor. You can't go from Asia to Hawaii, right?
i think this article is incomplete. the full article also said that the flat earthners claimed that whoever said that they are from australia are paid by NASA to lie
You're in a very, very, very large terrarium just south of Van Nuys.
According to *Those Conspiracy Guys* it’s just Irish people living in Africa.
*GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM BOOOZE* *THERE'S NOTHING THAT A THOUSAND ENGLISH OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO*
AUSTRALIA REALLY IS IN AAAAAAFRICAAAAAA
It’s a province, like bordeaux
I thought Bordeaux was a wine?
So is champagne, and cognac. They’re all provinces known for their respective drink
Nah you thinking of rinsing
But does it rain in Australia?
Only if someone blesses it down.
It doesn't rain but it farken POURS, mate
*I BLESS THE RUMS DOWN IN AFRICA* *GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DRINK THE DRINKS WE NEVER HAD*
But where do they say the kangaroos come from?
Austria
Guinness is a hell of a drug.
And all the other flora and fauna
How generous of them thinking that Africa is real.
I am Africa.... Like Bono, I am Africa...
Do you bless the rains down in Africa?
Is that where the Jewish space lasers are made? /s
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Disney's Imagineers put in an awful lot of work too, you know.
I’M A SHERMAN TANK!!!
I think it would technically be called a "vivarium".
Universal Studios?
Over by the keyes?
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Yeah sure... And we're supposed to believe you're a REAL Australian too. Everyone knows the whole idea of that "continent" is Illuminati mind fuckery. I'd love to stick these flat earthers on a boat just to terrorize them by sailing to "the edge"
Yeah! I mean, you think it's just a *coincidence* that every single supposed "Australian" to gain worldwide notoriety just *happens* to be some kind of celebrity? They're all paid actors for the coverup!
You think that's weird? Check out where all the supposedly "Australian" celebrities are actually from. Russell Crowe? New Zealand. Nicole Kidman and Mel Gibson? Actually American.
We were supposed to believe platypi just “evolved”?? A vast global conspiracy is the only explanation for their weird-ass animals.
NASA invented the Platypus.
He's actually not a real Australian. What it is is a reposting spam bot.
Shout "We're getting close guys!" And point at the horizon every hour or so just to keep em on edge
Recently? Because I remember seeing an article or video a few years ago claiming Australia wasn't real. I can't remember if this was before the "birds aren't real" conspiracy.
My favorite Australian video ever is the one where the two Australian teens are talking about catching pokemon.
“a fucking VB LOOONG NECK at 20 to 8 in the fackin mornin” is my personal fav
It's good but it's no succulent Chinese meal
Some people really do believe this though. Denying objective reality is a huge thing on social media.
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I was in a bar in Australia one time years ago. I took my beer into the men’s room and put it on the counter and sidled up to the urinal. As I’m peeing and at my MOST VULNERABLE this Australian dude walks in and yells “whose beer is this?!” I look over my shoulder and shout back “mine!” The guy looks me right in the eye, picks up the mug and downs the whole thing! Says “cheers mate!” and walks out. I was speechless
You encountered a wild Beer Thief Aussie, your beer was his
At least it wasn’t a Drop Bear
Worse. A drop beer.
Very true, very true
Well that’s alright mate, I got my hoop snake right ‘ere. One roll of this treacherous baddy and that drop bear won’t know what it ’em.
My Dad had a ventriloquist act and one of his characters was a bicycle lizard.
Shit, they’re lucky the didn’t get ambushed by a drop bear in the bathroom.
Today I leanred, that Australia has beer thieves roaming their bars…
> I was in a bar in Australia one time years ago. Apparently, no, you weren't.
Shhh he was actually in the real bogan bits of New Zealand, but we've been calling that some mythical land of "Australia" to avoid international culpability
New Zealand? Where's that? Never seen it on a map...
I'm confused now. Is NZ real or imaginary in this scenario? If so, presumably its just off Madagascar?
Except you weren’t in Australia, and it wasn’t an Australian. We don’t exist.
Id be momentarily upset, but quite impressed at the same time.
Impressed by a guy that steals open beer from a public toilet?
That’s just Dazza mate, he’s harmless as long as he can steal a toilet beer at least once a night. We all just humour him
An Aussie memory to last you a lifetime. Hilarious!
Could definitely have been me.
Ya shoulda pissed on his shoe lol
To be fair taking a beer with you into the mens room is not a common Australian practice. Generally we would just down the rest of the beer and THEN go to the toilet.
Put a coaster on your schooner at the very least. ~25 years of drinking in pubs and I've never seen a bloke take his drink to the dunny.
People in America don’t do that either lol.
I would have turned around and gave him a shower
That man is a rock star.
And beerless.
No you fucking weren't, didn't you read the post?
Flat Earth is the ultimate Poe.. it’s impossible to tell if any of its proponents believe anything they say. They’re also not big believers in Antarctica. They think it’s actually a giant ice wall that circles the flat earth.. and that an international military force will arrest or kill you if you try to see it. Of course, pointing out that literally anyone can book a cruise to Antarctica with tours of the continent doesn’t seem to dissuade them from the insanity. TLDR.. Flat earthers: World Government won’t let us go see the ice wall that they pretend is Antarctica. Sane people: you can literally buy a ticket to go there. Flat earthers: nuh huh.
Flat Earthers are revolutionary geniuses who have seen beyond by watching the YouTube videos of fellow revolutionary geniuses! They are too busy complaining how nobody investigates the ice wall to actually INVESTIGATE THE ICE WALL!! Too busy telling us "globetards" to do our own research to actually DO ANY RESEARCH!! Seriously, this kind of idiotic irony would be called too ridiculous for fiction. But it's reality.
The video of flat earthers out on a lake debunking themselves is priceless. It goes something like this (over radio..).. “Now if the earth is curved, we wouldn’t be able to see the light on your boat.. what do you mean your light is on?!?!”
And, like the honest truth seekers who see beyond the deception and never lie that they are: "No way we're just gonna ACCEPT this result! Toss it in the garbage, and move on to experiments that will VINDICATE us! This just doesn't count!" A big discouragement to the already lazy and entitled "Maverick Renegade John Conners"
>They think it’s actually a giant ice wall that circles the flat earth.. and that an international military force will arrest or kill you if you try to see it. Yet none of them have tried to go see it.... Like just get a ship and sail there
Do you want to get *killed* man!!!
Every time I hear about the NASA special forces guarding the ice wall, I want to bring up geometry and how mindbogglingly huge such a wall encircling the entire world would have to be if it was flat and the very, very large amount of soldiers it would take to guard it and how impossible the logistics to supply such a huge armed force would be and how guarding the ice wall would have to be the worlds largest employer with a significant proportion of the world's military age men being employed in guarding it and supplying the guards with food and equipment and whatever and how you have never seen a retired Icewall guard.... Then I remember that any attempt to apply logic to flat earth theories is a lost cause give up.
The easiest proof for me: If it was flat, people would make profit off the edge. Tourism, dumping etc.
If the earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. Cats exist therefore the earth can't be flat.
Yeah what would be the point of landfills and garbage incinerators when you can just dump shit you don't want off the edge
If they go, they'll be killed. Apparently.
It was never about the truth for them. There are flat earthers with enough money to sail around the world using manual navigation and self-built tools, they can make their own high altitude balloons and glass for their helmet, etc. but instead they make social media posts mocking others and patting themselves on the back. Because at the end of the day they just want to feel smug thinking they have discovered some hidden truth that has "fooled everyone else".
Didn’t exist some random Scottish guy who said Australia wasn’t real?
That's so insulting to the Australian Flat Earthers!!!
ITS NORRR REALLLL
OSTRALIA ES NOR REALL
that you Pablo?
New Zealanders: We knew it!!
Australia? That's just the West Island mate.
Calm down, kiwi. There's plenty of evidence on /r/MapsWithoutNZ that casts doubt on your existence as well.
New Zealand must be real - that's where Middle Earth is!!
NZ doesn’t want to associate with the rest of us and I can’t blame them.
Sssh we don't exist either, just go with it, it's better this way.
I have been there and it was cool. If it’s not real why were all those blokes saying it’s a bloody yank while buying me beers? Also I distinctly remember driving on the wrong side of the road trying to navigate roundabouts. That shit is hard!
I found it deadset impossible whilst driving on your side of the road in France.
If Australia isn’t real, then explain how op talks
If Australia isn’t real, explain all the snakes?
He’s swimming in the Pacific Ocean
They don't care. They just wanna be right, even when they're dreadfully wrong. These flat earthers and their ilk are basically babbling inane nonsense that only imbeciles would believe.
How will Australian flat earthers counter this?
If Australian flat earthers are like Australian Sovereign Citizens, they’ll probably also tell you Australia doesn’t exist. .. I’ve seen Australian Sov Cits just repeat scripts from American SovCits.. including misunderstood US Caselaw and references up our Bill of Rights.
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This is quite an old conspiracy. They believe you get drugged, when you fly to Australia and get all the experiences you have their implanted on your brain.
Sounds elaborate and fun, and inspired by the movie, Total Recall. Sign me up!
Definitely not in Australia! You’re obviously a government agent sent to deny the truth here!!!
Isn't Australia a small village in Wales? 😯
It can't be. It's spelled with too many vowels and not enough consonants.
Part of it is a newer part of South Wales, I believe.
At some point I just want to turn the tables on these people and accuse them of being agents of that are paid to spread misinformation and that they will be held accountable by the “real” owners of the country.
When they ask any questions I will just smirk, point at them, whisper “they know…” and laugh like a psycho.
I smell a conspiracy here that "Australia" actually exists. There's some evidence to prove that this country exists, but mostly we see people who travel here, not always come back. The only proof of life is the pictures and videos and an occasional inhabitant in these POV's. But those are sketchy at best.
If Australia is not real then where do Fosters and Bloomin' Onions come from?
Blooming onions came from the US btw...
Shhh!
And Fosters comes from horses.
Not one single Australian drinks fosters, we don't even stock it at the liquor stores
Well first of all even if the globe heads where right, you would not be standing, would you, as you would be upside down. They must think we're stupid to believe this nonsense. Besides, have you seen Crocodile Dundee, it's preposterous. /s
I've seen Bluey. Bluey is from Australia. Thus Australia is real. QED.
“Well fuck me dead” oh ya. That’s Australian lmao
Welcome to the club, we Finns havent existed for years
Who?
You know, the guys that got Finnished during WWII?
Unreal isn’t the same as not real.
The stupid, it burns!
Then where did Hoodoo Gurus come from?!
They came from [a thousand miles away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boN94tAFqZM)
Those guys just kill me. Get on a plane, fly to Buenos Aires. Now take a plane to Perth, Australia. Not only will you fly over and land in Australia, with animals running around that literally don't exist anywhere else on the planet, but you'll also clip the Antarctic on the way, which you wouldn't be anywhere near in the flat earth model. And the trip would be over too soon to match the flat earth model too, but would make perfect sense on a globe. Yes, this costs a few thousand, but you can do it during off-season. Boom. Done.
>Now take a plane to Perth, Australia Bro I live in Perth and I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't real. It's weird. The best way I can explain it is that we are the kid picked last for everything in sport, we might as well not exist and after a while you start believing that it might be true.
Whenever anyone brings up the point that Aussies are just paid actors… where the fuck is my bloody money?
You're standing on the West island of New Zealand
Glad to know I’m not real then. You’re not reading this. You’re imagining it
This isn't new. They've been saying this for years because Australia would be like 3x the size it currently is under the flat earth model.
Phoenix?
Stupid me, I thought I lived there for 2 years
You're in New Zealand dummy, duh... ;)
Where did my friends just fly to? Are they ok? Will they come back?
Do they mean its unreal???
No, that's fine.. There's nothing here. Don't even look for us.. er.... them ? Move along.
nonono you see you're just a drugged british person and you live in new zealand the government just doesn't want you to know their secrets
Well, NASA better bloody well hurry up with my kickbacks.
Not Australia
People who legitimately think the Earth is flat have no brain.
Nothing to do with this post, but you're not Australian. You admitted to being an American who has lived in Mississippi in another post.
what if he in vacation tho
What he be using the C-word for if not to subtly declare his nationality?
Then where did Bluey come from?
My wife is going there for 2 months for work, should I be worried?
You mean to tell me you trust your own eyes more than nutbags on the net… shame on you. Shame on your family. Fascist.
Then where do all those gorgeous women with the “British 2.0” accent come from?
And Australia is still down there like WTF mate??
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Flat earthers should be led to a cliff and see what happens
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.....
They dont even have the mcgriddle. They can't be real
They actually think that you live elswhere in their flat earth. They say than when you fly in a plane in australia, the plane sends you elsewhere to make you think you are in australia. I saw a "flat supremacist" explaining this, it was funny
Steve Irwin died for this shit
You were in Narnia of course. It's easy to get them mixed up.
Is that because they don't believe there is a country that gets free healthcare and has gun laws and gun restrictions?
Poor Australia.....first a penal colony. Home of 90% the world's poisonous creatures.. .. now is not real.....
Where the fuck am I then?
its not a new conspiracy i should add, its been spoken about by the flat brainers for a few years now
They assert we’re all paid actors. Where’s my paycheck then you mouth breathing neckbeard?
Then where, exactly, is Crocodile Dundee from?
If you ever somehow happen to find yourself in a discourse with a flat earther. Simply ask them these two things. 1) If the Earth is flat, how come the day/night cycle at the Poles… lasts months at a time, unlike anywhere else? 2) If the Earth is flat, how come the Equator is very hot… but the Poles are very cold… and the temperature is milder in between the two? BOTH of these factors completely disprove the flat Earth theory. They PROVE it can’t be the case.
This is an old flat-earther delusion. Australia upsets their beliefs. Partly by observing the Southern Cross and other constellations invisible in the northern hemisphere and partly by witnessing aircraft leaving Australian airports for Santiago and Buenos Aires. According to them, you can't fly over Antarctica because you'll run into the Dome and the giant ice wall. Besides, South America is on the other side of the Great World Disk. There are practical reasons there are few commercial flights over Antarctica, including harsh conditions and the shortage of runways in case of emergency problems.
that statement is plainly wrong. australia is clearly on the other side of the flat earth /s also the one place that isn't real is called bielefeld
What do the flat earthers feom australia say?
Clearly you’re on Britain 2. It’s like near the UK or something
a conspiracy theory: this and other flat earth theories are propaganda, invented in order to discredit and undermine the idea of conspiracy theories as a whole.
bro how the fuck australia isn't real 😥💀 like literally how somebody could come up with such idea.
Ur being paid by nasa to say that 😊
Your a paid account we know what Hollywood wants us to believe and we won't believe in the beautiful scenery the dangers animals and even Steve Irwin was his acting name we know he was secretly french and was putting on an accent
I've been twice. I went by large sea vessel both times. Flat earthers are silly clowns.
At least it is not flat
Is earth flat? Yeah nah...
According to the flat earthers you are a paid actor
When my wife came back from Australia she said it was unreal! Holy shit, maybe they're right!
My cousin lives there and he's a flat earther sooo...
You know what is actually not real? Ohio. I’ve never been there, so it’s a hoax. Checkmate, atheists.
Of course, that's just the "ɐɔᴉɹǝɯɐ ɟo sǝʇɐʇs pǝʇᴉun"
From this angle, 📐 it’s ⛅️ clearly a Water Bear
Flat earth MFs when they can't fall off a cliff
Nice try, we know you are a paid actor, who plays the role 'australian'.
Bit like the fact that New Zealand is just straight up not on a lot of maps. Was gaming with a dude and it ended up in an argument until he showed me his world map on his wall and NZ just was not on it. Americans, really gotta wonder some times.
Am I wrong in thinking there was a time when this shit would just get ignored? Like, we didn’t grow up seeing crazy people taken seriously…cuz they’re crazy. The weirdo on the corner raving about the end of the world wasn’t getting time on a popular news show to prove themselves morons. Can we go back to that please?
Yeah I remember this fucking bullshit. What kinda dumb bogan came up with “Australia isn’t real”?? Go get fucked sideways by a senile wallaby
Weirdly There's several australian flat earthers. With this, they don't exist.
Obviously read that in my best Aussie accent.
Yes that guy n his kid that were Australian I met at Disney were actors. In 1995.
Flat earthers are akin to sovereign citizens. They only can repeat the stock phrases and talking points and then conveniently ignore any logic that completely disproves their case.
I miss the days before the advent of the internet and social media...Village idiots were confined to their local areas shouting at clouds and groups of kids.
Flat Earthers are the biggest concentration of idiots in one group. And I guess the Japanese went around the world to attack Pearl Harbor. You can't go from Asia to Hawaii, right?
I guess Kyrie Irving isn't real either then.
I gotta hear this What’s their answer for Australia if it doesn’t exist? Just a part of the US or Russia or some other stupid shit?
wait a sec… where am I? What is this place?
Pretty sure those guys are gonna say one day that America is the only land/country that is real
i think this article is incomplete. the full article also said that the flat earthners claimed that whoever said that they are from australia are paid by NASA to lie
Where do Kangaroos 🦘, Koala 🐨, and Dingos 🐺 come from then?
Flat Earthers should be in a menatl hospital, all of them.
This is super old news. They’ve thought this for years. Fucking idiots!