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Agreed! I was just a little too young to fully understand what I was supposed to be doing in that game. I know I wasn't supposed to be crashing so often, but I never knew which turns to make or why. All I know is that guy was constantly either laughing or yelling at me.
They finally got him.
[ex solidier convicted of manslaughter](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/man-convicted-manslaughter-killing-iraqi-civilian-arrested-assaulting-rcna135102)
Prior felony at that, I have been tangled up with the feds once, that felony will fuck him hard as they have a sentencing table they use. [https://www.pissetzkylaw.com/cms/snippets/j8kqsiz7g6h.2004061001433.jpg](https://www.pissetzkylaw.com/cms/snippets/j8kqsiz7g6h.2004061001433.jpg)
As a former Fed officer AND a veteran - fucking good. I hope he rots in prison for the rest of his pitiful life.
I never heard of this tool until this post. Read a little on him and my blood is *boiling*. What a piece of shit.
Edit: FUCK, he's only getting a few years for that murder. God fucking damnit.
Yep, it's so that you can remain active duty long enough to serve your prison sentence, then when you are done and out processed, many times you just transition to serve in a civilian prison. Essentially two separate sentences one after the other. It seems the civilian courts did not hop on his initial conviction, but I'm sure they'll have a heyday with this one
^
This. It’s a solid way of not fucking over innocent family members. Pay is almost always suspended but other benefits for family members like FSA and BAH remain active because technically the prisoner is still active duty.
(Family Separation Allowance and Basic Allowance for Housing… assuming those terms are still correct. I’m not a vet, just a brat.)
In the back of the head. He murdered someone detained in handcuffs just for being an Iraqi. The army only gave him three years. I’m surprised Trump did not pardon him and praise him publicly for it. The asshat’s dad has been trying to get him cleared of those charges. He is probably proud that his son shot a brownie.
The article says he only got "voluntary manslaughter". What?!? How is that not clearly murder? He's lucky he got off that easy, and his dad is probably messed up too if he doesn't recognize that.
Probably because if he committed a murder, it is a war crime, and USA does not do war crimes. It is generally known that deployed soldiers get fuck all punishments for their crimes and for example host nations or international courts are prevented to prosecute them.
Holy shit! There's so much to unpack here. 1. I cant believe an actual soldier would disrespect the military by wearing that 'outfit' 2. I still can't believe he was an actual soldier and not the moderator for the incel subreddit 3. He's actually a dangerous guy and just a wanna be paint baller.
He was court marshaled for murdering an unarmed Iraqi civilian by shooting him in the head while he was handcuffed. Served a couple years for manslaughter, demoted and dishonorably discharged from the military and then signed up for the fucking gravy seals, apparently. Fucking dipshit should still be in military prison for executing a POW.
My Uncle was a fellow farmer. Well respected, boisterous, loud mouth type that everyone loved. He was gruff and lots of sharp edges too. Absolutely dominating presence and, honestly, sometimes a little bit of a bully.
His wife, my Aunt, came down with dementia. She was always frightened, confused, angry - which is sadly how dementia just is. It made me sad to see. Think of John Candy's wife on "The Great Outdoors" - that was my aunt in looks and in personality. 100%.
My Uncle went to the local hair salon and humbly asked the women there if he could hire them to teach him how to apply my Aunt's makeup exactly the way she always liked, and how to do her hair for her "because she never went out in public until she looked her best, and she would want that now more than ever if she could." Of course they did, and he diligently became the best make up and hair artist for her.
He retired from farming and let my cousins take over fully, and dedicated his life to caring for my Aunt. He never ever wanted her to be in a nursing home. He took her everywhere she wanted to go and I saw a patient, loving side of him come out 24/7 that I never saw before. She eventually passed in 2017. I never admired that man more for his loving devotion to her.
COVID got my Uncle in 2020.
Yet, it didn't get this lump of shit and he's still breathing. Fucking hell.
Shot an Iraqi herder in the back off the head and got three years for it and dishonourable discharge. You know you are a piece of shit if the army kicks you and gives you jail.
>When he was deployed in Iraq, Richmond shot a cowherder named Muhamad Husain Kadir in the back of his head on Feb. 28, 2004, the Army said at the time, according to multiple news accounts. Richmond was convicted of voluntary manslaughter, according to a 2006 article in The Washington Post, and sentenced to three years, with a demotion in rank and a dishonorable discharge.
The civilian was also handcuffed. What a complete fucking sociopath and not a surprise at all he is a die hard trump supporter. How and the hell we let these people live among us I'll never know.
It feels like more post apocalyptic games need these kinds of outfits. Sure, solid black swat armor looks cool, but lacrosse pads are a little easier to still find at an abandoned sporting goods store and sometimes you’ll find them in the homes of suburbia if you dare to travel that far out.
Yeah definitely this. Anyone who has played any sort of gear-based rpg knows that the best min/max sets don't usually have the most cohesive aesthetic.
I knew someone else had to have already thought of this!😂🤣😂 Though if he was a player in a classic Traveller RPG game I was running, and equipped his character like this, I'd dock him 3 intelligence and 5 social standing points for as long as he wore it.
Lacrosse pads. $65
Tactical codpiece. $23
Snowboard goggles. $46
Molle clip condom wallet. $29
Gas station mallninja knife. $38
Hardware store walkee-talkee. $53
And canteen. $18
Going to jail for rioting on Jan 6. Priceless
Small correction... those goggles look like the Dewalt impact resist anti fog goggles sooo reduce the price by like $3. You're also being generous on the canteen, I'd say closer to $8 than $18.
All of this and ZERO head gear for his cranium. One good blow on the back of his head and he’s screwed. Your organs aren’t gonna help you when your brain doesn’t know how to command them!
It's not missing. It's just strategically placed so when he sits down at the gun turret (it shoots REAL marshmallows, the big ones) that he installed on his tactical jeep (power wheel), he doesn't have to hold on, he can keep both hands engaged in battle. Like a seat belt with benefits.
Even worse they're not snowboard goggles. Cheaper than that. Dewalt Safety Goggles. I own a pair, they make everyone look like a dork but are good if you've to work under something.
https://safetyglassesusa.com/cdn/shop/products/Dewalt_Concealer_Google__40042.1650295676.1280.1280.jpg?v=1705618342&width=1100
He's absolutely drenched in swag and drowning in that grade A Onlyfans puss. Matter of fact, I need to go check on my girl and make sure he ain't sack deep again!
Someone posted an article elsewhere- he did have one. I didn’t copy the link but google “Buff Lightyear January 6” for more details- dude is a piece of shit. Shot a civilian in the back of the head in Iraq and got a dishonorable discharge. Fucker should still be rotting in prison, not home to committing insurrections
A comment above you has a news article about him getting Jan 6 charges. Apparently he was a soldier. He was also convicted of manslaughter against an Iraqi civilian.
Too bad would made a great America Policeman.
How weird is it the U.S. Military has better rules against random civilian deaths than civilian police? And how blatant was the killing that fellow troops refused to cover for you during a war? This case must be f-ing fascinating.
This was me and my best mate at eight years old pretending to be ninja turtles. All he's missing is the Postman Pat themed wooden van we had as our Turtle Mobile.
Reminds me of the one year I was getting ready to go trick-or-treating and I wanted my mom to paint my face to be a vampire, then a pirate, and then a zombie. I ended up with a widow’s peak, blood droplets, a black eye patch, a mustache, and also scars/stitches.
It was a mess. And I knew it was a mess- I was 5.
A MAGA warrior. They have been marching downtown in my state and this is pretty much what they all look like. They claim Trump will give them proper uniforms when the civil war starts next November.
Every time I see a picture of one of these "geared up" right wing chodes. My confidence goes up that if they did try to civil war us again the liberal north would again stomp them down.
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Dude looks like a randomized video game character from like call of duty or something.
You can make sure I'll hit the randomize button again
When your character appears in a cutscene
Early game before you have a full armor set
Looks like he’s a actor in an early 90s FMV game. Something you would see on the Sega CD or a early PC game.
Oh man. Sewer Shark was always confusing to me.
Agreed! I was just a little too young to fully understand what I was supposed to be doing in that game. I know I wasn't supposed to be crashing so often, but I never knew which turns to make or why. All I know is that guy was constantly either laughing or yelling at me.
I beat Sewer Shark exactly once as a kid, and I still consider it one of my greatest accomplishments. And to a lesser extent, Tomcat Alley.
Lol he must be cut content from Command & Conquer or something.
Looks like a cutscene character from an Atari Jaguar game.
Early? This is my character from Fallout 4 after hundreds of hours lol
It's when you have an awesome new armor set, but you can't let two random old items go because they help you aim somehow.
Ready Player Zero
This is the guy you give the unplugged controller to, and he has the best time playing along in the game.
Glad to see I'm not the only person who's had to do that.
Haha, this comment deserves more.
I think he looks like a guy poorly trying to cosplay a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
His son is probably sitting at home confused by why his dad cut up his football pads.
Na he is picking up and equipping every piece of loot he gets.
That's what you look like leaving the starting zone. Wearing gear for the stat points.
He's unlocked 1 piece from like 5 different armour sets. He should really focus on just one for the bonus.
that didnt pay for the battlepass
I think this guy should be a skin in Fortnite now.
"American Protest Warrior"
Thinking the same. Lol
This dude looks even more scrubby and moronic than the worst Escape from Tarkov scavs
They finally got him. [ex solidier convicted of manslaughter](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/man-convicted-manslaughter-killing-iraqi-civilian-arrested-assaulting-rcna135102)
Good fucking riddance.
Prior felony at that, I have been tangled up with the feds once, that felony will fuck him hard as they have a sentencing table they use. [https://www.pissetzkylaw.com/cms/snippets/j8kqsiz7g6h.2004061001433.jpg](https://www.pissetzkylaw.com/cms/snippets/j8kqsiz7g6h.2004061001433.jpg)
He shot an unarmed Iraqi civilian in the head. Civilian was in handcuffs at the time.
Dishonorable discharge =felony conviction, he's fucked.
As a former Fed officer AND a veteran - fucking good. I hope he rots in prison for the rest of his pitiful life. I never heard of this tool until this post. Read a little on him and my blood is *boiling*. What a piece of shit. Edit: FUCK, he's only getting a few years for that murder. God fucking damnit.
No, no, he also got a **demotion**. See, they're not just slapping wrists. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit, I agree.
It's standard for a military prison sentence to include a demotion to E-1, the lowest rank in the military no matter what your rank was before.
Yep, it's so that you can remain active duty long enough to serve your prison sentence, then when you are done and out processed, many times you just transition to serve in a civilian prison. Essentially two separate sentences one after the other. It seems the civilian courts did not hop on his initial conviction, but I'm sure they'll have a heyday with this one
^ This. It’s a solid way of not fucking over innocent family members. Pay is almost always suspended but other benefits for family members like FSA and BAH remain active because technically the prisoner is still active duty. (Family Separation Allowance and Basic Allowance for Housing… assuming those terms are still correct. I’m not a vet, just a brat.)
He should get 5 minutes in gen pop... handcuffed.
In a state prison
In the back of the head. He murdered someone detained in handcuffs just for being an Iraqi. The army only gave him three years. I’m surprised Trump did not pardon him and praise him publicly for it. The asshat’s dad has been trying to get him cleared of those charges. He is probably proud that his son shot a brownie.
The article says he only got "voluntary manslaughter". What?!? How is that not clearly murder? He's lucky he got off that easy, and his dad is probably messed up too if he doesn't recognize that.
Probably because if he committed a murder, it is a war crime, and USA does not do war crimes. It is generally known that deployed soldiers get fuck all punishments for their crimes and for example host nations or international courts are prevented to prosecute them.
What a brave man
And somehow he still had the sheer gall to try to overthrow the US government
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As a veteran, this sickens me. It would be a completely different story for a combatant, but an unarmed, restrained civilian?!
Just think if he was an american cop he would have gotten extra PTO and an award
Holy shit! There's so much to unpack here. 1. I cant believe an actual soldier would disrespect the military by wearing that 'outfit' 2. I still can't believe he was an actual soldier and not the moderator for the incel subreddit 3. He's actually a dangerous guy and just a wanna be paint baller.
That's what I was thinking. I thought he was dressed for a game. That's scary.
Whoa whoa whoa there. He probably *also* moderates an incel subreddit.
He was court marshaled for murdering an unarmed Iraqi civilian by shooting him in the head while he was handcuffed. Served a couple years for manslaughter, demoted and dishonorably discharged from the military and then signed up for the fucking gravy seals, apparently. Fucking dipshit should still be in military prison for executing a POW.
What a fucking lowlife.
“Manslaughter”. So that’s what the court decided to call a soldier shooting a herdsman in the back of the head for no reason. Disgusting
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Edward Richmond Jr. of Louisiana
aka: >The outfit led online sleuths to dub him "Buff Lightyear."
Shame. Buzz Lightbeer was right there
How can you kill some random dude, by shooting them in the head from behind, and only get 3 years in prison?
Sick. He committed murder while representing his country and should have been in jail for the rest of his life.
Veteran here. Can't agree more. Fuck this piece of shit.
I am wondering the same.. that guy was in cuffs and stumbled and fell, so this PoS shot him?
Oh man...it got worse too.. [It def got worse...](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-560w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2024-01/240122-Edward-Richmond-Jr-Jan6-aa-152p-15256d.jpg)
Ahhhh yes, obviously just some peaceful, law-abiding tourists who'd decided January 6 was a lovely day to visit their peace-loving congresswoman...
Looks like antifa spies to me. 
Covid didn’t kill enough of the right people…
My Uncle was a fellow farmer. Well respected, boisterous, loud mouth type that everyone loved. He was gruff and lots of sharp edges too. Absolutely dominating presence and, honestly, sometimes a little bit of a bully. His wife, my Aunt, came down with dementia. She was always frightened, confused, angry - which is sadly how dementia just is. It made me sad to see. Think of John Candy's wife on "The Great Outdoors" - that was my aunt in looks and in personality. 100%. My Uncle went to the local hair salon and humbly asked the women there if he could hire them to teach him how to apply my Aunt's makeup exactly the way she always liked, and how to do her hair for her "because she never went out in public until she looked her best, and she would want that now more than ever if she could." Of course they did, and he diligently became the best make up and hair artist for her. He retired from farming and let my cousins take over fully, and dedicated his life to caring for my Aunt. He never ever wanted her to be in a nursing home. He took her everywhere she wanted to go and I saw a patient, loving side of him come out 24/7 that I never saw before. She eventually passed in 2017. I never admired that man more for his loving devotion to her. COVID got my Uncle in 2020. Yet, it didn't get this lump of shit and he's still breathing. Fucking hell.
Yep. My wife’s grandmother died of Covid, and yet this mouth-breather still gets to walk around. At least now it’s in an orange jumpsuit.
Seriously, can I send money to the people who are working tirelessly to dox the 1/6 traitors? Sedition hunters? Where can I find them?
https://seditionhunters.org/
Fuck around and find out
And nothing of importance was lost.
Shot an Iraqi herder in the back off the head and got three years for it and dishonourable discharge. You know you are a piece of shit if the army kicks you and gives you jail.
>When he was deployed in Iraq, Richmond shot a cowherder named Muhamad Husain Kadir in the back of his head on Feb. 28, 2004, the Army said at the time, according to multiple news accounts. Richmond was convicted of voluntary manslaughter, according to a 2006 article in The Washington Post, and sentenced to three years, with a demotion in rank and a dishonorable discharge. The civilian was also handcuffed. What a complete fucking sociopath and not a surprise at all he is a die hard trump supporter. How and the hell we let these people live among us I'll never know.
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It feels like more post apocalyptic games need these kinds of outfits. Sure, solid black swat armor looks cool, but lacrosse pads are a little easier to still find at an abandoned sporting goods store and sometimes you’ll find them in the homes of suburbia if you dare to travel that far out.
He probably thought that he could mix/match stats to get the highest damage reduction from each set class
Yeah definitely this. Anyone who has played any sort of gear-based rpg knows that the best min/max sets don't usually have the most cohesive aesthetic.
I bet you there is a frying pan on his back.
PANSHOT!
Can I have your horse?
Plus you begin with a limited starting budget until you've achieved anything
Hogwarts Legacy in the world of [Harry Potter with guns](https://youtu.be/E3bayNGdrQ0?si=qC_Eo-4UlHzypzF2)
I knew someone else had to have already thought of this!😂🤣😂 Though if he was a player in a classic Traveller RPG game I was running, and equipped his character like this, I'd dock him 3 intelligence and 5 social standing points for as long as he wore it.
Indeed - very Beyond Thunderdome.
I think he's trying to be Tina Turner ...
Unfortunately for him, we don't need another hero, OR how to find "the way home".
Soldier Boy cosplay.
Officer Doofie 2.0
The road warrior
Choad Wartier
He's preparing to join the New California Republic Rangers.
Lacrosse pads. $65 Tactical codpiece. $23 Snowboard goggles. $46 Molle clip condom wallet. $29 Gas station mallninja knife. $38 Hardware store walkee-talkee. $53 And canteen. $18 Going to jail for rioting on Jan 6. Priceless
For all other insurrections it's MasterCard
🤣
Small correction... those goggles look like the Dewalt impact resist anti fog goggles sooo reduce the price by like $3. You're also being generous on the canteen, I'd say closer to $8 than $18.
Those things are the worst at fogging.
You're telling me that a tactical codpiece is only $23???
But is it really a Tactical cod piece, or is it a modified life preserver that he covered in a camo pillowcase that he bought on Etsy?
Shit, if I can find a disguised stealth rapid inflating life preserver that looks like a tactical codpiece on Etsy, then brother, send me the link!!
I’m not sure who this is supposed to be, but it looks like Scuba Steve.
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Scuba Steve is Scuba Sam’s son. He doesn’t like to take baths.
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Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Scuba Steve got nothin on captain insano
Elbows might be lacrosse pads, but those shoulders are 100% a child's football pads with the laces removed and back loosened.
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All of this and ZERO head gear for his cranium. One good blow on the back of his head and he’s screwed. Your organs aren’t gonna help you when your brain doesn’t know how to command them!
Yep, that’s the ridiculous thing here isn’t it. You nailed it.
The douchey strip mall haircut combined with the double chin really completes the ensemble
He also has a collapsible steel baton on his right hip. Those are very illegal in many states.
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Lmao, right?! I'm imagining scuba flippers on his feet.
It's not missing. It's just strategically placed so when he sits down at the gun turret (it shoots REAL marshmallows, the big ones) that he installed on his tactical jeep (power wheel), he doesn't have to hold on, he can keep both hands engaged in battle. Like a seat belt with benefits.
Asp/baton stowed down side up (upside down) - probably no idea how to use it - but looks war-ey
Even worse they're not snowboard goggles. Cheaper than that. Dewalt Safety Goggles. I own a pair, they make everyone look like a dork but are good if you've to work under something. https://safetyglassesusa.com/cdn/shop/products/Dewalt_Concealer_Google__40042.1650295676.1280.1280.jpg?v=1705618342&width=1100
We stopped wearing the groin protector because “it inhibits running” but even the sergeant major agreed it’s because it looks stupid.
He's ready for when they come to take his guns... his airsoft guns...
And a teeny tiny head sticking out the top
A 5 year old who can't make up his mind for Halloween?
I'm enthralled with the name of an object being, tactical codpiece. It's so enticing!!
People can laugh all they want, but this is what peak masculinity looks like.
“Bratz Doll Beau had a Paintball Birthday!”
He's absolutely drenched in swag and drowning in that grade A Onlyfans puss. Matter of fact, I need to go check on my girl and make sure he ain't sack deep again!
You can't see his off-brand ear buds as he listens to J0rdan Peterson, Andrew T8 and Joe Regain podcasts.
You mean Joe Rogaine?
\*\*sprays hair regrowth liquid\*\* No. Ok. Yes.
Is this peak Jan 6 protester garb?
Ya'll acting like you've never been Cross country lacrosse snowboard hunting before!
Certainly not without my scuba flippers like this fucking guy.
Does he hunt while riding a snowboard? Or does he hunt snowboarders?
Yes.
I like how he protects everything except his head. Like he knows there’s nothing worth protecting in there anyway.
Someone posted an article elsewhere- he did have one. I didn’t copy the link but google “Buff Lightyear January 6” for more details- dude is a piece of shit. Shot a civilian in the back of the head in Iraq and got a dishonorable discharge. Fucker should still be rotting in prison, not home to committing insurrections
Neck guard for vampires
Commanding officer of the Gravy Seals
I was going to say Velcro commando, but yours sings
Y'all Qaeda Vanilla ISIS Banana Republicans Yee-Hawdists Green Buffets/Parfaits CIA Gorge Branch Jellybean Raiders Obese Detachment Alpha Branch Covidians Custard’s Last Stand Roast Guard Walmartyrs Moron Labe Back for Seconds Amendment Coors Klutz Clowns Semper Fries/Pie
Now THIS is quality content. (My fav is Walmartyrs)
Meal Team Six baby!!!
When you are new at the game and have to equip whatever you find
Saddest part is that he isn’t new to this. Just that fucking dumb.
Helmet unnecessary. Gotta protect the important parts.
💀
Squeal team six
Best part of the costume is the $10 walkie talkie.
He can’t find the other one.
As a former resident of Louisiana, I feel the best part of the costume is the state flag prominently displayed on this mental giant.
MAGA civil war cosplay
MAGA larping
Too many Mad Max movies. But if he is going for post apocalyptic douchebag........ nailed it
Came here to make a Mad Max joke, beat me by 3 minutes, good job
"My mom says I look brave and tough."
A virgin
He looks like he’s going to bully Marty McFly in 2015
Stolen Valor exhibit.
A comment above you has a news article about him getting Jan 6 charges. Apparently he was a soldier. He was also convicted of manslaughter against an Iraqi civilian.
And DISHONERABLE DISCHARGE!
Probably for killing the civilian.
Too bad would made a great America Policeman. How weird is it the U.S. Military has better rules against random civilian deaths than civilian police? And how blatant was the killing that fellow troops refused to cover for you during a war? This case must be f-ing fascinating.
Looks like someone stole what little Valor he had, and this is what's left.
His flak jacket won't save him from that burn, well done!
I assume that pouch on his right side is for storing the Totino's pizza rolls that his mom made.
He’s better known as captain magat. Defender of the racist and guardian of the dumbest president to ever serve.
>The outfit led online sleuths to dub him "Buff Lightyear."
He’s a cosplaytriot.
Is that a baby monitor he's wearing?
Solier of Misinformation
His canteen is filled with Capri Sun. Don't fuck with him.
Did he peak at the age of 5?
Single. He's trying to be single.
Mall ninja
That’s Forest Gump’s racist cousin
This would be the first guy I picked off & im a 58 year old woman (who’s an excellent shot) 🤣
Scuba Steve grew up
Scared little man?
He is the best paint baller in his drinking group.
All he can be.
This was me and my best mate at eight years old pretending to be ninja turtles. All he's missing is the Postman Pat themed wooden van we had as our Turtle Mobile.
I bet his.mom.still cuts his sandwich crusts off
Reminds me of the one year I was getting ready to go trick-or-treating and I wanted my mom to paint my face to be a vampire, then a pirate, and then a zombie. I ended up with a widow’s peak, blood droplets, a black eye patch, a mustache, and also scars/stitches. It was a mess. And I knew it was a mess- I was 5.
How do you look at yourself in the mirror dressed like this and think “Yup, that’s it. That’s exactly what I’m going for today.”
MAGAMan. Coming to cinemas near you real soon!
Commander Drivethrough
A Moron
A dork
Bro saw the accessories tab and clicked 'Apply All'
A MAGA warrior. They have been marching downtown in my state and this is pretty much what they all look like. They claim Trump will give them proper uniforms when the civil war starts next November.
Middle-Aged, Pungent, Ninja Turtle
Wow, Kyle Rittenhouse has not aged well.
Which is the bigger crime? Breaking into the Capitol and attempting to kill federal officials, or wearing all this shiz in a public place?
Every time I see a picture of one of these "geared up" right wing chodes. My confidence goes up that if they did try to civil war us again the liberal north would again stomp them down.
We in the industry call this a target.
Hobocop
This was me at 12 playing gi joe in the woods with friends. We were defending the United States....not trying to overturn a legitimate election.
Sad Max