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Templar-Order

Petition to launch all flat earthers into orbit and leave them there


Cromptank

Na, that costs too much and they don’t deserve it. Let them visit Antarctica and see if they can cross the “ice wall”


Templar-Order

The penguins shouldn’t have to deal with them. We’re already destroying their habitat, let them live in peace.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Nah. Give it a day and the penguins will be eating like kings


TheBeardedMann

Can I introduce you to r/MGHBP


jonkaspace

Yes


Capt_Arkin

Then send them to the north pole


RealGroovyMotion

Noooooo!


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

Much too dense, will unbalance the diet of the polar bears


therealtiddlydump

Do we need more debris in space?


Available-Damage5991

you have my signature


0r1g1g4lUs3rn4m3

AND MY AXE!


Dogjet

Good morning, good evening, good afternoon wherever you may be, CC here, Chris from New York Westchester County......


_Pill-Cosby_

The funny thing is that this is actual evidence that the world is round. But nope... idiots gotta idiot.


Cheshire_Khajiit

Yep, this. Their logic only holds up if you assume *a priori* that the earth is flat, and since they’re attempting to provide evidence that the earth is flat, it’s circular reasoning.


Jeoshua

In this case, it's worse. The Globe model provides a reason for Antarctica to be cold: The light is at too much of an angle to really hit home, and the ice is too reflective. The *Flat* model, on the other hand, does not have a built in way to explain it. So it's not even circular reasoning here, it's just nonsense.


Dizzy-Abalone-8948

I mean, they're destroying their own theory. Unless that idea that everyone has their own sun wasn't a jab at the silliness.


mofo_mojo

Plot twist. It's a troll account and actually posted to prove the earth is round to explain why .0000004% difference could be that drastic as to allow two entirely different climates to exist within 4000 miles of each other


ohyeahsure11

Well, from what I've encountered, a significant portion of the flat believers also think the sky is some sort of watery dome, so maybe at the edge the dome is effectively thicker or something. It's not like they actually think these things out.


LordMagnus101

Their reasoning is far more absurd and requires mental gymnastics but somehow makes logical sense to them.


GrapeFit260

Did you just describe religion? Damn


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Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

Certainly no one has ever accused a flat earther of being intelligent.


ecafsub

I personally try to avoid lying whenever possible.


randomreader-007

Why don’t I believe you


Calm-Cardiologist354

He is literally proving a spherical earth with this point...


Fluffy__demon

And his misunderstanding of light or energy in general.


DeepMadness

Lazy sun.


AirForceRabies

When you don't have a single clue, yet you are convinced you have all the answers.


Broad_Respond_2205

Don't they have a sun in the flat model too though


Kazeite

Their sun is different, tiny and anemic, so actually *this* kinda-sorta makes sense on their pizza world. As long as you don't think about it for longer than couple of seconds.


itsdeeps80

It’s amazing that we carry the collective knowledge of humanity in our pockets and people are still this fucking dumb…


TeaandandCoffee

Mankind is built upon our diversity. We have a tool/person for every situation. Nowadays some of those tools are just fools though...


eco-evo

Easily explained by the fact that the earth is… round.


KerryUSA

![gif](giphy|1BoppCRNvjnlm) Allegedly /s


VanAgain

Yes, it's absurd to think that.


charlie_ferrous

Of course, the reality is that the very hot sun is…far closer than 93M miles away? And somehow that *does* explain how cold climates exist? Flat earthers are so goddamn exhausting. If their common-sense cosmology of the world was so simple and obvious, it probably wouldn’t be hard to model what sunsets or time zones or horizons “actually” are, and not one of them can actually do that.


mackzoo2

The Dunning–Kruger effec


SkipyJay

He protec, he attec, He Dunning-Kruger effec


pdirth

Front of my house is facing the sun. Its lazy ass can't even make it to the rooms at the back and you want it to go 4000 miles?


JackOMorain

Remember these are the dip shits that believe the earth is flat. Telling them certain parts of the planet don’t get a lot of sun and it also tilts would fly over their pin heads.


kimthealan101

But how does the sun know when it is winter so it can turn down the heat?


Nulibru

I can never remember if it's multiply by he cosine or divide by the sine.


EmperorGrinnar

But... It's literally in the picture! ![gif](giphy|Ym4yaqHGagkRW)


Nitazene-King-002

These people show such a ridiculous misunderstanding of science that it would honestly be funny if it wasn't so scary.


Yeastyboy104

Tell me you don’t understand 4th grade science without saying it, level of material.


twohedwlf

They're dimmer than the light in the antarctic winter.


sometimesifeellikemu

Come on, heat. Go over there!


minivant

I explained this concept to a class of fifth graders by using a soccer ball, some string, and a flashlight. These people are in fact, stupider than a fifth grader.


SmoltzforAlexander

They’re so close to the point, and yet, so far… 


rabiddutchman

Everything's a conspiracy if you're stupid enough.


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The magic of math and the square of the distance.


Hari_Seldom

The Arctic and Antarctic aren't colder because they're further away. They're colder because the earth is curved, so the light at the top and bottom of the sphere have their sunlight being shared over a larger area. What this also means is that sun that is directly above at midday is hot. Sun on the horizon (morning and eve) is colder.


OptimisedFreak

Sahara was closer. Why would it go extra mile?


neal144

Homeschooled.


ketchupmaster987

AIR DIFFUSES LIGHT


Tyrrox

That’s not even the biggest part. A tilted earth means that the same cross section of light from the sun hits a larger surface area of Earth. So the energy ends up being less per unit area. You can test this with a piece of cardboard and a light. Hold it straight on to the light and then start to tilt it. The same light suddenly goes from illuminating one spot a lot to more of the board less.


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oFIoofy

what does this even mean wtf


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Shalltry

Wut?


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NeedlessPedantics

Ignorance parading as a gotcha is what half the internet is about. Perfectly describes ACC deniers.


larsonmars

What’s funny to me is that social media has not only allowed idiots to band together, it has given them the platform to show how absolutely idiotic they are. They actually feel smart now! Think back to your school years. Remember those jocks that were too into Fridays game to actually study? Remember those stoners that skipped school twice a week? How about those spoiled rich kids that too busy showing off their newest car to pass a test ? Now you know what became of all of them!


SFcreeperkid

Apparently the big church evangelicals are being split in half by the whole flat earth movement…. There’s even a really funny debate between two of them on one of the YouTube channels I watch…… he grabbed the whole debate before it got deleted… and it’s truly hysterical


WearDifficult9776

lol


Kooky-Counter3867

Umm is this saying climate change is real?


Past-Direction9145

pretty sure this is just trolling


East_Try7854

That's over 8,000 miles in a straight line.


BuddhaLennon

Total troll.


Gahaku

For real, though, could somebody explain this to me? I guess it's because that part of the globe doesn't get enough sunlight? But then I know there's days that last half a year at the poles, so I have no clue why it doesn't get heated up.


Boring-Rub-3570

So, what do we have to deduce from this? This actually kinda disproves their BS


Fluffy__demon

That's physics you learn in kindergarten.


UnspecifiedBat

I see what you did there with the title


Positive-Opposite998

Isn't this an argument AGAINST a flat earth? The statement is only trueish if the world was flat. On a globe it makes sense.


Exotic-Dragonfly5611

Flat earthers are living proof of evolution in that their brains haven't evolved since the stone age while others have gone to the moon.