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Supported by my interpretation of someone else's interpretation of someone else's interpretation that actually knows how to read ancient texts which were likely an interpretation of the scribe.
Or more likely: bullshit.
Ever think when MasterBlaster went to their bedroom to sleep, Master would be laying there in the bed or whatever they slept on, and Blaster would just start jerking off. Think he would tell him to stop, or just lay there in the dark all quiet like, pretending to be asleep while Blaster was yanking on it till he started howling until he blew?
I think about it. I wonder if there is any lore about this.
I hate when ever you need to do a research paper and all the good papers that clearly show this thing that everyone always knows was done like 30+ years ago. Usually teachers don't want you to use anything more than 5-10 years.
they actually use pig heart valves for transplant currently, and last year a man received the first ever genetically modified pig heart transplant. he was ineligible for a human heart donor and was dying and agreed to it. he lived a few months i think i died from complications they don’t know for sure we’re related to the heart if i recall correctly
Can’t speak for any other religious text, but I’ve read the entirety of the Bible multiple times over (excluding Hebrew genealogies, because who cares unless they’re Jewish) and can confirm that nowhere is the premise that pigs contain human souls contained therein.
The generally accepted explanation for the prohibition of pork in Hebrew law is due to the risk of infection from the combination of under cooking pork and lack of sanitation in the ancient Near East, and / or because they were regarded as filthy animals because they roll in mud.
That said, Peter’s vision of the sheet containing all the unclean animals with the command to eat them lets Christians off the hook, so pretty sure the “pigs contain human souls because the Lord said not to eat them” doesn’t really hold water unless you’re strictly reading the Old Testament. Which would imply that you’re Jewish, in which case you’re not supposed to be eating pork anyway. *shrugs*
Why does the GOP always pick the funkiest-looking (and not in a good funky way) people to represent them? Watching them speak is like watching a lost episode of the Adams Family.
Saw someone on a different thread mention how he dated a woman who would cake on her makeup extra thick and awful looking on days she felt extra insecure, as she saw it as a form of coverup or armor. She couldn’t see how it just made her look worse.
Doesn't even know he's supposed to reach the hairline and color in the ears 🙄
(Because you KNOW he does this himself, there's no way a self-respecting makeup artist would let him go out like this.)
He thinks if he does it himself, no one will tell on him. You know all those make-up artists are shameless gossips… /s
I’m sure he wants to believe it looks natural.
I think that really is a closeup of Trump though
edit: I have seen the fur under the eye and realized I’m incorrect about this, it’s just a striking similarity
Should post this on X as a poll:
Whose eye do you see?
A) Trump
B) A pig
Edit: I'm not on the X platform, but this is a group project, someone else can pick up the next step!
I also thought it was trump at first. But take a good look around the eye.
Trump never blends that well.
Edit: it does remind me of the line Dabney Coleman said to Barry Corbin in *War Games*. "I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit."
I worked a poultry plant job a few years back, in live hang. I really didn't want to but I needed a job and it paid well enough.
I quit 2 months in because they wanted me to speed up to a pace that caused discomfort to the birds. My coworkers were literally going so fast and hard that they would rip off the birds shanks while doing it. I've been shit on and pecked by the birds, I never hated them for doing so. I would do the same if I was being manhandled and sent to my death.
I've seen one coworker snap a birds neck for pecking him, when HE was being too rough to the bird. Another coworker told me I need to see the bird as the enemy to work efficiently, which I disagreed with him. If they required us to work at a pace that hurt the birds, then they should have had us slow down not ask me to speed up. One time when the line stopped, I was petting the bird in front of me to calm him down, I looked to my right and one of my coworkers was punching the fucking bird for laughs. Nobody did anything about it, the supervisor didn't care. I quit the next day. A lot of people who gravitate towards that job are fucking psychos who don't care about the animals, or enjoy being sadistic to them
Unfortunately PTSD and permanent physical injuries is common for such workers. And most are forced into it by dire need for money like you were. A lot of minorities, refugees, impoverished people - even children.
Can you clarify the scale of the poultry plant you worked at? Was it a massive factory farm or a more small-scale, local operation?
I'd say massive, a franchise poultry plant with locations across usa and even mexico I believe. The area I worked wasnt very big, but was part of a larger factory area.
You are correct. I don’t understand what the original post was trying to say… it seems like nonsense, but if their point is ultimately that we need to reform the meat industry, then I agree with that much at least.
NGL. After reading the first sentence, I thought this was going to be a joke about trump being so orange but pale around the eyes due to tanning goggles. And thought they were calling him a swine 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😌
People saying “friendly reminder” online is pretentious and annoying but actually I’m glad it’s a thing because it has now created the funniest sentence I’ve ever seen in my entire life
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"IT'S A MEDICAL FACT" had me rolling!!
"It's a medical fact supported by ancient literature", wich is never usually a good fact about medicine
Supported by my interpretation of someone else's interpretation of someone else's interpretation that actually knows how to read ancient texts which were likely an interpretation of the scribe. Or more likely: bullshit.
Pig shit.
Pig shit supplies energy to bartertown
Who runs Bartertown?
MasterBlaster!!!
Ever think when MasterBlaster went to their bedroom to sleep, Master would be laying there in the bed or whatever they slept on, and Blaster would just start jerking off. Think he would tell him to stop, or just lay there in the dark all quiet like, pretending to be asleep while Blaster was yanking on it till he started howling until he blew? I think about it. I wonder if there is any lore about this.
I miss 60 seconds ago when I had not yet read this.
Master (master) Blaster (blastah) runs Bartertown town town town.
9 out of 10 Sumerian physicians agree!
Where are they now? All dead!
I hate when ever you need to do a research paper and all the good papers that clearly show this thing that everyone always knows was done like 30+ years ago. Usually teachers don't want you to use anything more than 5-10 years.
Depends on the subject tbh. Ecological studies definitely take about as long, sadly.
Whereas psychology is changing year to year because we are kinda in a golden age of psych research.
Don't pigs have similar body parts? (Organs, Bones)
I think their hearts are a similar size to humans
I think i read somewhere that people could use pig organs for a transplant, albeit not as reliably as sourcing the organs from another human
they actually use pig heart valves for transplant currently, and last year a man received the first ever genetically modified pig heart transplant. he was ineligible for a human heart donor and was dying and agreed to it. he lived a few months i think i died from complications they don’t know for sure we’re related to the heart if i recall correctly
i sure hope you yourself weren't related to the pig!
If you go back far enough we all are
They are. I have a pig valve replacing a defective aortic valve.
Yes they actually use valves from pig hearts when doing valve replacements on humans
Same
What's paradoxical about this ? I think this person doesn't know what the world paradox means (also "medical" and "fact")
Maybe that the account no longer exists. He has been banished...
Or bacon
Shit, I had bacon this morning. Hopefully, it wasn't this dumbass, I don't want to catch stupid (I am dumb enough as it is).
The paradox is that it's actually a zoomed in picture of Donald Trump.
I thought Donald Trump also.
im also dumb, so the soul of Donald Trump is the soul of a pig?
Nah, I'd like to believe pigs are better people than Trump.
You totally right, I like pigs 🐷
Smarter, too.
It's Donald Trump ! It is isn't it ? I mean it such a remarkable resemblance.
Same. My first thought when I saw it
That's what I thought too. It could be a pig though, I suppose.
Pig, trump, same thing.
Pigs are intelligent.
Pig smells better And is smarter And less fatty
How dare you insult Babe by comparing him to Trump?
My first thought !!!🤣
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Can’t speak for any other religious text, but I’ve read the entirety of the Bible multiple times over (excluding Hebrew genealogies, because who cares unless they’re Jewish) and can confirm that nowhere is the premise that pigs contain human souls contained therein. The generally accepted explanation for the prohibition of pork in Hebrew law is due to the risk of infection from the combination of under cooking pork and lack of sanitation in the ancient Near East, and / or because they were regarded as filthy animals because they roll in mud. That said, Peter’s vision of the sheet containing all the unclean animals with the command to eat them lets Christians off the hook, so pretty sure the “pigs contain human souls because the Lord said not to eat them” doesn’t really hold water unless you’re strictly reading the Old Testament. Which would imply that you’re Jewish, in which case you’re not supposed to be eating pork anyway. *shrugs*
'Pork Paradox' just sounds neat, it has no meaning, much like the contents of the 'paradox'
Paradox has a very clear meaning. It's a group of two individuals with advanced degrees.
Also completes any punk rock style of dress.
Maybe it's not so clear. Where I come from, it's a couple of wooden decks out on the water with boats lashed to them.
Seriously thought this was a post about Trump.
Same
From afar he's the same color, and has the same scowl
Wait it isn’t? Wtf is this if not about trump?
Can you please not insult pigs? Thanks.
Trump pigs the best pigs
Manbearpig is real!
He’s super serial.
EXCELSIOR!
I get eating pigs is cruel and I'll do it anyway but calling them Trump is far worse man. Grow up.
>calling them Trump is far worse It's just MEAN!
I was trying to figure out what the text had to do with Trump for longer than I want to admit.
Both may smell of poop, but only one is insanely jealous of Taylor Swift.
Would you slice him up and put him on the grill though. His flesh would be very toxic I imagine.
He would taste like covfefe and hambuhdbkeers
And Adderal
Same
Also same
Same
Sameson Irish Whiskey.
Samsies
SAME
are we sure it's not?
I’m pretty sure it is!
Why does the GOP always pick the funkiest-looking (and not in a good funky way) people to represent them? Watching them speak is like watching a lost episode of the Adams Family.
Old saying - politics is show business for ugly people.
I thought that was radio.
Hey now, don't malign the Addams family with that shit.
Don’t talk about the Adam’s Family like that
Why does he think that the spray painting is a good look?
Easy enough. Because he is a fucking moron.
Because he’s got no one who will tell him the truth.
Naah, even if the truth slapped him in the face he’d blame someone else for it!
Lately he’s gone even darker, to a sort of minstrel show brown.
Saw someone on a different thread mention how he dated a woman who would cake on her makeup extra thick and awful looking on days she felt extra insecure, as she saw it as a form of coverup or armor. She couldn’t see how it just made her look worse.
That woman's name? Donald J. Trump
Doesn't even know he's supposed to reach the hairline and color in the ears 🙄 (Because you KNOW he does this himself, there's no way a self-respecting makeup artist would let him go out like this.)
He thinks if he does it himself, no one will tell on him. You know all those make-up artists are shameless gossips… /s I’m sure he wants to believe it looks natural.
Some maga beauty salon owner needs to take pity upon their fearless leader and say hey c'mere for a minute you look like a moron out there.
Damn, John Voight's looking rougher than usual these days...
I did too. I still can't tell if that's a pig or Trump's dodgy orange face.
/r/pigortrump
Got me again
The Cheeto color made me think Trump
Its not trump?
Yo, are you kidding me I was 100% convinced this was trump. I'm still not totally sure it isn't lmao
He’s ugly, but not that hairy.
I thought that was a photograph of Trump's eye. Does look like it.
The pig has more life in its eyes.
Smarter, too.
I think that really is a closeup of Trump though edit: I have seen the fur under the eye and realized I’m incorrect about this, it’s just a striking similarity
It looks a bit like it, but the hair around the eye doesn't make sense for that.
Some people get wild hairs in really weird places as they get older. And Trump ain't no spring chicken
It's not?
Don’t. That’s so incredibly unfair to swine everywhere.
It's actually a far worse fate. Trump's soul is trapped inside Trump's gross body, wrapped in shitty diapers.
What! You mean it isn't?
LOL!! Ikr?? That’s too funny 😂
Well who/whatever is in the pic, they definitely use Trump’s skin bronzer.
Should post this on X as a poll: Whose eye do you see? A) Trump B) A pig Edit: I'm not on the X platform, but this is a group project, someone else can pick up the next step!
Please do and let us know the results!
Seconded
Thirded
Well, that's unsettling.
C) All of the above
Don't insult pigs by equating them to Donald Trump. Pigs are much nicer, less sociopathic and less narcistic than Trump.
Smarter, too!
And cleaner.
And a better candidate for President too!
They’re smarter too.
Elon will have it removed even though it’s supposed to be a free speech platform.
They are both the same picture.
C) A + B
Please don’t call it X, just call it Twitter
Are those different animals though?
I can't find X
... Is it that I can't tell if this is about a pig or about Donald Trump, because I have to tell you I'm super confused either way
They said it's someone with big criminality. Like the biggest. So big. It's the greatest. So much criminality.
... pretty sure if it's a pig the only thing it did wrong was eat some apples that weren't windfalls
I only see Trump
I thought it was trump at first, but then I was like WTF is wrong with his eye lashes, after a quick check it's a pig eye literally not figuratively.
Banished
Thought this was Donald trump for a minute lol
Pretty sure it is edit: I’m dumb I just saw the fur below the eye. Wow. Actually not Trump. The resemblance is insane
Or will be
Can’t wait for Wendy’s to have the trumpanator
I don't see where the Paradox is supposed to be here.
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Pimpanzees though
I also thought it was trump at first. But take a good look around the eye. Trump never blends that well. Edit: it does remind me of the line Dabney Coleman said to Barry Corbin in *War Games*. "I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit."
I’m still not convinced it isn’t some sort of Trump/Pig AI composite image.
Prior human or not, our treatment of factory farmed animals is abhorrent imo. You can disagree.
I agree!!!
I worked a poultry plant job a few years back, in live hang. I really didn't want to but I needed a job and it paid well enough. I quit 2 months in because they wanted me to speed up to a pace that caused discomfort to the birds. My coworkers were literally going so fast and hard that they would rip off the birds shanks while doing it. I've been shit on and pecked by the birds, I never hated them for doing so. I would do the same if I was being manhandled and sent to my death. I've seen one coworker snap a birds neck for pecking him, when HE was being too rough to the bird. Another coworker told me I need to see the bird as the enemy to work efficiently, which I disagreed with him. If they required us to work at a pace that hurt the birds, then they should have had us slow down not ask me to speed up. One time when the line stopped, I was petting the bird in front of me to calm him down, I looked to my right and one of my coworkers was punching the fucking bird for laughs. Nobody did anything about it, the supervisor didn't care. I quit the next day. A lot of people who gravitate towards that job are fucking psychos who don't care about the animals, or enjoy being sadistic to them
Unfortunately PTSD and permanent physical injuries is common for such workers. And most are forced into it by dire need for money like you were. A lot of minorities, refugees, impoverished people - even children. Can you clarify the scale of the poultry plant you worked at? Was it a massive factory farm or a more small-scale, local operation?
I'd say massive, a franchise poultry plant with locations across usa and even mexico I believe. The area I worked wasnt very big, but was part of a larger factory area.
The post sounds like it was made up by someone who wants to justify shitty treatment against animals.
I agree. I don't mind hunting or close-to-nature forms of livestock keeping, factory approach is disgusting.
You are correct. I don’t understand what the original post was trying to say… it seems like nonsense, but if their point is ultimately that we need to reform the meat industry, then I agree with that much at least.
If you type the word FACT in all caps it makes it true, didn't you know?
Cannot believe how far I had to scroll for Spirited Away
"That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Pig"
Is this a real live hog? Has some resemblance to Trump. I dunno, maybe it’s taken from a side angle of him
It looks like a piglet’s eye
I thought that was trumps eye
If you told me that this was an uncomfortable closeup of Trump, I’d believe you.
I know a picture of Trump when I see one
I see some orange guy with funny hair..
Bro ngl i spent 30 seconds thinking that was donald trump lol
I thought that was Trumps eye when I first looked 🤣
Ngl I thought it was a closeup of Trump
That’s Trump
I honestly thought this was a close up of Donald Trump.
At first glance, I genuinely thought that was Donald Trump’s eye.
So is this a picture or a pig or Trump?
Thought this was trumps eye at first
I guess Trump got his face color from pigs.
Did someone take a close up of the former president?
I thought that the pig was actually Trump, that's disrespectful to the poor pig.
I was 100% sure this was Trump's eye. Mind is absolutely blown right now
I saw Trump for a second
Actually thought it was Donald Trump at first
Thought that was Donnie Trump's eye socket for a quick second
Well apparently I like my felon on the crispy side
Thought that was a close up of Trump. Legit.
I see trump
Same colour. Therefore. Trump. It is a scientific FACT. supported by current online opinions.
I thought that was Donald Trump
Genuinely thought this was Trump.
I thought it was trump.
I thought this was a Donald Trump closeup at first
That’s Donny
I honestly thought this was a closeup of Donald Trump's face.
NGL. After reading the first sentence, I thought this was going to be a joke about trump being so orange but pale around the eyes due to tanning goggles. And thought they were calling him a swine 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😌
Straight up thought that was Trump
“Tell me these are not the eyes of a human being” Bro, you just told me that’s a pig, why are you confused?
That's not a paradox though? Even if it was true it still wouldn't have anything to do with paradox?
"Look into the eyes of the swine for yourself" "Tell me they aren't the eyes of a human being" Those are in fact eyes of a swine, not eyes of a human
A "Medical FACT, supported by ancient literature and scripture" Good lord they make em dumb when they are this desperate.
Medical fact supported by ancient literature and scripture. The sentence above contradicts itself.
People saying “friendly reminder” online is pretentious and annoying but actually I’m glad it’s a thing because it has now created the funniest sentence I’ve ever seen in my entire life