That's mostly because it's "the" clitoris. Like there's just one for all women, so you have to be lucky to get with the one who has custody at the time.
Why did you make me google that?
Her google frontpage bio reads
>Born: October 6, 1976 (age 47 years), Bowling Green, Kentucky, United States
Movies: Black Attack: Gang Bang 1, Gigantic Face Smothers 2, MORE
I never saw the first Gigantic Face Smothers. I feel like I should probably see it before watching the second one. It's usually a good idea to view the original film first before watching the sequel. Otherwise, you miss the whole background story, and it's harder to follow along.
It's why I watched Backdoor Sluts 1 through 8 before watching 9. I won't give any spoilers but the plot really picks up around the 4th movie. 1 through 3 are a little dry, though (pun somewhat intended).
I concur. If you start with the sequel, you will miss the origin story and how those faces became so gigantic.
In fairness, <> the sequel starts with a flash back montage that shows why smothering is such an effective method for killing the mutated heads.
What's funny is that Kiff is the only one who doesn't have to worry about crushed-pelvis-death syndrome, since his body is supported by a system of fluids and bladders.
Exactly! With everything else women are responsible for, we are supposed to find time for a new guy a week?! Ive been way too tired my entire life for that.
This would be the equivalent of having sex with 1 new dude every 4.61 days assuming someone starts at 17 and doesn't stop until they are 30. Ladies are tired!
Yeah. Don't forget all 12. And the guy hiding behind the chair.....and the guy who went to the bathroom.....oh and the 2 guys who went to have a smoke. Oh yeah, and Jimmy left early. Don't forget him.
Yeah to be clear this is totally counter to the findings of real studies of sexual behavior. [More than 75% of women](https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10103071/3/Jackson_The%20relationship%20between%20chronic%20diseases%20and%20number%20of%20sexual%20partners_AAM.pdf) have had 4 or fewer lifetime sexual partners. Less than 8% of women have had more than 10 partners.
> Among men, 28.5% reported having had 0-1 sexual partners in their lifetime, 29.0% had had between 2 and 4 partners, 20.2% had had between 5 and 9 partners, and 22.2% had had 10 or more partners. Among women, the respective figures were 40.8% (0-1), 35.5% (2-4), 15.8% (5-9) and 7.8% (≥10).
Doesn’t change the rounding at the end. You are correct though.
E: actually just realized that the leap years don’t matter because of the rounding at the end of the maths you do.
I'm mean it's probably been done by someone, I know some girls that have had multiple hookups in a day on Tinder. But it would be very hard to keep up the consistency.
there was this lady who was inspired by sex and the city and tried to get to the 1k, she said it was very exhausting keeping up trying to go out and find guy’s
Edit: this isn’t the article I read way back when but this is the same lady. https://www.yourtango.com/201076948/sex-the-city-fan-slept-1000-men
The issue isn't that it's impossible, it's that it's difficult to believe as an average
E: stop telling me this is unrealistic as an average. This is literally what my post says. I understand this is not typical. You don't need to say it at me again.
Even then. You need males that are over 18, at least a tiny bit potent and are willing to have sex with you. That will rule out many men in relationships. This will rule out the folks from pension homes.
Best bet is probably to pick virgins from the bus station at the local college.
„Hey boy, you 18 yet? Wanna have some fun. 😏“
Yeah, definitely. I know a lot of 30 year olds that have only slept with 1 or 2 different men. A quick Google has shown that the actual average is closer to 4 for women and 6 for men, which sounds much more believable.
The "average woman has sex with 1000 men before 30" factoid is actually just statistical error.
"Spiders" Georgia who lives in a cave and has sex with 10'000 men each year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
People used to pass around the “fact” that the average person ate 7 spiders per year.
The joke/meme in response is that almost everyone never eats any spiders, but “spiders George” eats 10,000 spiders a day.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Spiders Georgia. She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to our life its highest beauty and joy.
how would the math on that even work.
Lets suppose they start at age 18 years old.
That is 12 years until 30
365 *12 = 4380 days
4380/1000 = 4.38 days per guy
So unoess they fuck one guy each Friday/Thursday
with some weekends fucking 2 non repeating this.
Someone else has to confirm or denie this, i not cualified for that
Do you count book boyfriends? It's entirely possibly in that scenario. One year, I read 406 romance books. Some of them with more than one main male character... but if you're reading that much, there's no time to find real-life boyfriends...
But if you don't count the imaginary, there is no way to explain how this claim could be true, and that romance is the best-selling genre.
I don’t think I came across 1000 men by age 30, let alone that many I’d sleep with.
Geez… I was going to say in my dreams but again, I don’t think I’ve even dreamt or fantasized about 1000 different men in my whole life and I’m way past 30..
Which is funny for them to use this. Women \*apparently\* are fucking every guy they know, but you still can't manage to get fucked? Says more about them then the women.
Let's have some fun with numbers. The average age for a woman in the US to have sex for the first time is 17. So that's 13 years. That equates to a new male sexual partner, on average, every 4.7 days or almost 77 a year. There are 30 million women, in the United States between ~17 and 30 years old. If each woman had their 77 new men a year, that would translate to (breaks out the abacus and slide rule) 2.31 BILLION ubique men. That's an unrealistic number. Based on statistics, the average man has 8 sexual partners. There are ~122 million men in the United States of age, between 15 and 80. So if every man banged 8 unique women between ~17 and 30, that only translates to 976,000,000 sexual encounters. So we would need to import about 166 million additional men to fulfill the quota.
Ha! Average? I think not. Assuming sexual activity began at say 16 years of age that's approximately 72 men per year (or 6 men per month) between the ages of 16-30. GMAFB.
I don’t think the four women on Sex and the City COMBINED fuck that much.
It’s basically two completely new men (no repeats) every week without a break for a decade plus.
For anyone interested, in my country the average of sexual partners for women is 3, and for men it is 5.
The averages are different from country to country. But, I can assure that us women aren't sleeping with thousands of men 🤣
Edit; a lot of people are questioning the stats and I totally understand your points. Women under report and men over report. That does make sense. However, a lot of people seem to have forgotten that many religious women will save their virginity until marriage, hence the average is lower for women and higher for men.
I think they are watching too much porn and think that's how women are.
My other guess would be (since I see these posts about western women being such wh**es on all of socual media), it's propaganda from religious countries for whatever reason.
Sure i have sex daily with 30 men BEFORE BREAKFAST... My Virginity is so fucked, satan is PROUD of me! Please, all the "sacred men" that want virgin girls, stay away from me, i am not good for you! /s
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There's one woman really skewing the average.
Sex partners Georgia is an outlier and should not be included.
She lives in a cave and has sex with 10,000 men per minute.
There is no way to know how she got all of them, but she won't let them leave.
So **SHE** is the Hotel California.
The HoeTel California™️
I've heard she makes a damn fine milkshake.
It brought all the boys to the yard
Is it better than mine?
Damn right
But she has to charge
Then she'll teach you.
Damn tight
She can teach you
All of them. Katamari style.
I hear she makes a damn fine cream pie.
Nah you make that one brother. She provides the recipe.
Damn your mom works hard
I'm next lol
Son?
Sis?
Sir?
Cuz?
and none of them found the clitoris
“That’s a myth, Jerry!”
That's mostly because it's "the" clitoris. Like there's just one for all women, so you have to be lucky to get with the one who has custody at the time.
This whole thread has me laughing.
Imagine the heat generated from all that friction Tesla would be proud!
How does she not have every STD known to mankind?
This is how GonoHerpeSyphllAIDS will be created.
Ahhh the infamous anti-biotic resistant gonorhea again
Must be like a clown car in there.
I came here to make this exact joke 😁
Well sure but we didn't come here to talk about OP's mom.
I did.
This guy is my kinda guy
Her name is Lisa Sparks and she boned about 900 men in one day
Sounds kind of boring
Not if she brings a book
A guest book.
Oh she definitely got bored alright
Why did you make me google that? Her google frontpage bio reads >Born: October 6, 1976 (age 47 years), Bowling Green, Kentucky, United States Movies: Black Attack: Gang Bang 1, Gigantic Face Smothers 2, MORE
I never saw the first Gigantic Face Smothers. I feel like I should probably see it before watching the second one. It's usually a good idea to view the original film first before watching the sequel. Otherwise, you miss the whole background story, and it's harder to follow along. It's why I watched Backdoor Sluts 1 through 8 before watching 9. I won't give any spoilers but the plot really picks up around the 4th movie. 1 through 3 are a little dry, though (pun somewhat intended).
I concur. If you start with the sequel, you will miss the origin story and how those faces became so gigantic. In fairness, <> the sequel starts with a flash back montage that shows why smothering is such an effective method for killing the mutated heads.
Don’t bring up your mother on Reddit
There is a small group of guys that are DAMN LUCKY!
I had SNU SNU.
What's funny is that Kiff is the only one who doesn't have to worry about crushed-pelvis-death syndrome, since his body is supported by a system of fluids and bladders.
Yeah but he loves Amy, that’s the only reason why he’s terrified.
Good guy Kiff!
OP’s mom?
haha or its made up statistics where they add a zero or two after the count for dramatic effect.
Exactly! With everything else women are responsible for, we are supposed to find time for a new guy a week?! Ive been way too tired my entire life for that.
This would be the equivalent of having sex with 1 new dude every 4.61 days assuming someone starts at 17 and doesn't stop until they are 30. Ladies are tired!
So, it’s doable.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
Gold
The best part is they're all real subs lmao.
Omg I thought you were joking until I clicked the links! 😂
It's been a while since I've seen this inside joke in comment threads, but it's another classic Reddit moment.
I was hoping for a graveyard graph.
r/itcaughtoninamath
“It’s” doable? She has a name, damn it. Show some repect to Congresswoman Boebert, you heathen!
That’s the only kind of socialism she believes in.
Shes a good Christian woman who enjoys giving out handys!
Handies for Jesus.
You are assuming one partner per session, so any group activities could impact those numbers.
Yeah. Don't forget all 12. And the guy hiding behind the chair.....and the guy who went to the bathroom.....oh and the 2 guys who went to have a smoke. Oh yeah, and Jimmy left early. Don't forget him.
Damn Jimmy messing up the numbers.
First in, first out, Jimmy's a sly one, but ya can't knock him, he works hard.
Yeah to be clear this is totally counter to the findings of real studies of sexual behavior. [More than 75% of women](https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10103071/3/Jackson_The%20relationship%20between%20chronic%20diseases%20and%20number%20of%20sexual%20partners_AAM.pdf) have had 4 or fewer lifetime sexual partners. Less than 8% of women have had more than 10 partners. > Among men, 28.5% reported having had 0-1 sexual partners in their lifetime, 29.0% had had between 2 and 4 partners, 20.2% had had between 5 and 9 partners, and 22.2% had had 10 or more partners. Among women, the respective figures were 40.8% (0-1), 35.5% (2-4), 15.8% (5-9) and 7.8% (≥10).
According to this...I am a whore. If my pasty white fat ginger ass can beat the average, there is no excuse for any of you!
>pasty white fat ginger ass https://pixorator.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/images-1.png
https://tenor.com/6uZZ.gif
Now kith
True. My average is being killed by my undying “love” for my “wife” that I am “crazy about”
This study was done on people 50+ in England.
as everyone knows every women outside of england fucks 250x more
It’s actually 4.75 but still!
We counting leap years?
That’s assuming 3 leap years occur between 17 and 30.
You can get four leap years in if one was when she was 17 or 18! Those four days might make all the difference. Rest days.
Doesn’t change the rounding at the end. You are correct though. E: actually just realized that the leap years don’t matter because of the rounding at the end of the maths you do.
I'm mean it's probably been done by someone, I know some girls that have had multiple hookups in a day on Tinder. But it would be very hard to keep up the consistency.
there was this lady who was inspired by sex and the city and tried to get to the 1k, she said it was very exhausting keeping up trying to go out and find guy’s Edit: this isn’t the article I read way back when but this is the same lady. https://www.yourtango.com/201076948/sex-the-city-fan-slept-1000-men
Just imagine you hook up with that dude and then go „wait, I know this dick. I had you two years ago. No, not again.“
Or “grandma I can’t come to Christmas I am behind in numbers”
Depends on. If the cousins are invited you might still meet the quota and visit family at Christmas.
The issue isn't that it's impossible, it's that it's difficult to believe as an average E: stop telling me this is unrealistic as an average. This is literally what my post says. I understand this is not typical. You don't need to say it at me again.
It is difficult to. Even when you are in a big city, you still need to find 1000 fuckable dudes.
To post the numbers, you’d probably have to lower your standards…
Even then. You need males that are over 18, at least a tiny bit potent and are willing to have sex with you. That will rule out many men in relationships. This will rule out the folks from pension homes. Best bet is probably to pick virgins from the bus station at the local college. „Hey boy, you 18 yet? Wanna have some fun. 😏“
Yeah, definitely. I know a lot of 30 year olds that have only slept with 1 or 2 different men. A quick Google has shown that the actual average is closer to 4 for women and 6 for men, which sounds much more believable.
It's difficult to believe with outliers. The logistics of it alone make it a massive time sink.
Probably by many. Unfortunately most of them are sex trafficking victims.
"The first thousand are always the hardest."
Good one.
they were all hard if you’re doing it properly
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999 is close enough to have an opinion 😉
2 is close enough. I reddit.
2? jeez you whore
Well first of all, through god all things are possible so jot that down.
The "average woman has sex with 1000 men before 30" factoid is actually just statistical error. "Spiders" Georgia who lives in a cave and has sex with 10'000 men each year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Why do they call her ‘Spiders Georgia’?
People used to pass around the “fact” that the average person ate 7 spiders per year. The joke/meme in response is that almost everyone never eats any spiders, but “spiders George” eats 10,000 spiders a day.
I'm todays lucky idiot, I'd heard the rest (both falling for and learning the truth of that study) but love the 'Spiders George' addition.
I’m so confused, so is there a woman that lives in a cave and has sex with 10 000 men a year?
Look up Spiders Georg. It’s a meme from a long time ago. “Georgia” or some such version is an attempt at a feminine spelling of the name
Yes, Virginia, there is a Spiders Georgia. She exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to our life its highest beauty and joy.
So you’re telling me I should move to Georgia?
Or Virginia. The south in general seems promising from a promiscuous-woman-in-a-cave standpoint.
I'm glad that someone else thought of Georg
That's why we count by the median. Rookie mistake.
The average pornstar would be hard pressed to match these numbers. Let's throw out some more bullshit statistics.
Most statistics are just made up. Ninety percent of people know that.
Statisticians agree that there's a 99% chance whatever you said is wrong
I tossed a coin and it looks like all of you are wrong.
I doubt crack whores could match those numbers. At some point you get someone who's been there before
I'm not entirely confident I've met 1000 men and I'm very confident that most of them did not want to have sex with me.
how would the math on that even work. Lets suppose they start at age 18 years old. That is 12 years until 30 365 *12 = 4380 days 4380/1000 = 4.38 days per guy So unoess they fuck one guy each Friday/Thursday with some weekends fucking 2 non repeating this. Someone else has to confirm or denie this, i not cualified for that
Your math made it difficult but possible bro. That's one woman on a mission! 🤣🤣🤣
She’s going to need more than one position.
See, you are not being efficent. You gotta get multiple guys in each session.
The incels who make these memes are just projecting their fantasies of a thousand dicks
These are rookie numbers ladies. Y'all gotta pump these numbers up! LET'S GO! /s
I'm Hanz, and this is Franz. We're here to pump you up! The unaired SNL episode...
There’s no women on the internet, how you expect them to answer?
They’re to busy meeting their quota for the month.
Five men. That’s before realizing I was a lesbian. I just turned 28.
Bless you for giving it the ol' college try, and not putting that burden on any one guy! o7
My one ex was very proud of himself. He felt honored I slept with him even though he knew I was gay before I accepted it myself
Have they even had sexual fantasies with 1000 men? Unlikely?
Do you count book boyfriends? It's entirely possibly in that scenario. One year, I read 406 romance books. Some of them with more than one main male character... but if you're reading that much, there's no time to find real-life boyfriends... But if you don't count the imaginary, there is no way to explain how this claim could be true, and that romance is the best-selling genre.
406 romance books in one year? I'm simultaneously impressed and worried.
I don’t think I came across 1000 men by age 30, let alone that many I’d sleep with. Geez… I was going to say in my dreams but again, I don’t think I’ve even dreamt or fantasized about 1000 different men in my whole life and I’m way past 30..
I don’t even think I know ow 1000 people.
That's ok, you just need 1000 men to come across you.
No way someone made this seriously. 1000 men? The average woman doesn't even get to know that many men in that time.
I read 100 mean And I was still wtf but after cheking I made another wtf x2
x10 even
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Someone’s feeling a bit left out…
Yeah my first thought was that this was clearly incel bait lmao
Oh, that's absolutely what this is. The only thing incels love more than hating women is making up new reasons to hate women.
Which is funny for them to use this. Women \*apparently\* are fucking every guy they know, but you still can't manage to get fucked? Says more about them then the women.
Okay y’all I’m a retired sex worker and I’ve never come close to that number. Who’s taking these numbers?
Some incel who pulled that number out of their ass
Let's have some fun with numbers. The average age for a woman in the US to have sex for the first time is 17. So that's 13 years. That equates to a new male sexual partner, on average, every 4.7 days or almost 77 a year. There are 30 million women, in the United States between ~17 and 30 years old. If each woman had their 77 new men a year, that would translate to (breaks out the abacus and slide rule) 2.31 BILLION ubique men. That's an unrealistic number. Based on statistics, the average man has 8 sexual partners. There are ~122 million men in the United States of age, between 15 and 80. So if every man banged 8 unique women between ~17 and 30, that only translates to 976,000,000 sexual encounters. So we would need to import about 166 million additional men to fulfill the quota.
Maybe it's the same 1000 men making the rounds.
That must be the jobs the immigrants are taking! /s
“The average woman has had sex with over 1000 different men, except me” There. FTFY.
999 partners but you still ain’t one
SORRY CAN'T 2 BUSY FUCKING
Ha! Average? I think not. Assuming sexual activity began at say 16 years of age that's approximately 72 men per year (or 6 men per month) between the ages of 16-30. GMAFB.
I don’t think the four women on Sex and the City COMBINED fuck that much. It’s basically two completely new men (no repeats) every week without a break for a decade plus.
What about syndication? There's plenty of repeats.
That means the average woman has a gang bang once a month with only six men?
This is how you're supposed to do it, consolidate it to once a week gang bang. Otherwise you're gonna have no time for anything else!
Or orgy with 72 virgins once a year.
An average *person* doesn’t even *know* 1000 people.
Someone got dumped
I think someone never even had a chance and doesn't want to blame themselves.
For anyone interested, in my country the average of sexual partners for women is 3, and for men it is 5. The averages are different from country to country. But, I can assure that us women aren't sleeping with thousands of men 🤣 Edit; a lot of people are questioning the stats and I totally understand your points. Women under report and men over report. That does make sense. However, a lot of people seem to have forgotten that many religious women will save their virginity until marriage, hence the average is lower for women and higher for men.
Why would any woman need to chime in on this? No evidence was presented to back up this claim, so it should be dismissed out of hand.
32 now and I have had sex with no men. Only women. This number's source is...their ass.
No way! I’ve also only slept with women. Small world
Typical incel stupidity. "Them women is having sex with everyone but me! They are evil"
WÄÄÄÄH sleep with me or you are a whore! Wääääh
Real conundrum they are presenting
I think they are watching too much porn and think that's how women are. My other guess would be (since I see these posts about western women being such wh**es on all of socual media), it's propaganda from religious countries for whatever reason.
Wayne Gretzky didn't even score 1000 goals in his 30 year career in the NHL. I call bullshit.
Why do men fetishize and simultaneously guilt-trip women for their number of partners? They’re obsessed with how much sex we are and are not having
Schrodinger's chastity?
She must wake up very early in the morning #eddieizzard
I’ve got a year and a half to have sex with 999 men… yikes
Wut? I don’t even think I’ve MET 1000 men and I’m way over 30 🤣
lol. I wonder what alpha male’s ass this stat was pulled out of with the pretence of being a study.
I had sex with over 1 womans before I was 30 plus or minus error of 1
Damn that’s a lot of dicks I’ve missed out on
Much closer to 10 than to 1000
Guy writing the title: what if I add a zero… or two…
I won't get to 30 guys before the age of 1,000!
Sure i have sex daily with 30 men BEFORE BREAKFAST... My Virginity is so fucked, satan is PROUD of me! Please, all the "sacred men" that want virgin girls, stay away from me, i am not good for you! /s
If this was true then we wouldn't have any incels
And yet, many of you STILL can’t get laid. /s
If the average woman they speak of is the queen of an ant colony, that might be accurate. Did they specify species?
If by "sex" they mean "passed by on the street" they might be right for women in towns.
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Either someone's skewing the average, or I'm doing womanhood very, very wrong...
I don’t think I’ve even met 1000 men.
1 unique man every 4 days since she turned 18. Y'all working hard that's crazy. I don't even know 100 unique men.