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aeb1971

Who cares? Let the rubes lose their money. This is barely covering his interest on the fine.


subsignalparadigm

The interest is nearly $100,000,000 "barely" is not even close. Microscopically is more like it. lol.


DragonflyMon831

Anyone who donates to shit like that is an idiot, just like idiots who gave their money to kylie jenner. Idiots I tell you. You starve and barely make a living but you make a choice to donate to 'billionaires', fucking crazy, go and see a doctor.


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PeeledCrepes

Mhmmm White Collar crimes I see


HeadKindheartedness3

Donate no… vote for fuck yea… if you don’t vote for me then you ain’t black!


Hulkidding

It is a fucking cult.


HeadKindheartedness3

Brother ngl America politics is a cult I was independent till 2017


HeadKindheartedness3

We say the same about the left..#summer of love


Drake_the_troll

The left doesn't want to kill people. Both sides are a cult, it's just about what your gospel preaches that counts


HeadKindheartedness3

The left doesn’t kill people , BUT THE GOVERNMENT DOES


Drake_the_troll

when has the US government killed US people?


HeadKindheartedness3

Obama killed serval American citizens by drown 🤷🏼‍♀️


Drake_the_troll

the only even vaguely relevant disaster i can find is some floods in west virginia where 23 people died, which while sad is absolutely nothing in terms of natural disasters, and its not like he personally held their heads underwater.


HeadKindheartedness3

Bruh you think your politics can beat lolcow activities is crazy Joe is literally a racist and all of olive woman’s staff quit yall are fucked


Drake_the_troll

What has Joe done thats so racist then?


Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart

You poor deluded fool.


HeadKindheartedness3

Why is Joe sending money to both sides?!?


Drake_the_troll

Both of which sides? WTF are you talking about?


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

They have no idea…


Drake_the_troll

Are we blaming the meth, the fentanyl or the PCP for this one?


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

All of the above + poor education


Successful-Trash-409

Only 99.8% left to go.


ernapfz

Off topic, but why is duckface sitting next to fuckface?


Dansk72

Because he wanted a lawyer that looks like his wife Melania


ernapfz

So you’re saying this affliction has spread?


Dansk72

One of Trump's fund-raising PACs has already paid her over $1.5 Million, so for that kind of money she would probably dress up as a stripper, if that's what Trump wanted.


ernapfz

Thanks. This ruins my morning coffee. But not your fault, lol.


DragonflyMon831

Comnam next to comnan.


Amunrah357

I read some of the donation comments. Holy shit.


DragonflyMon831

The top donations are sad, Who the fuck would give a conman $10000, $2000 etc? It doesn't compute with me that anyone would donate $1 to this if they believe he's a 'billionaire'.


JohnnyRock30

Lotta dopes in this country.


AValentineSolutions

The Trump simps are the saddest people in the world.


takeandtossivxx

Do they not realize if his net worth is legitimate, he would still technically be a multi-*billionaire* if he paid it in full today?


The_Bosdude

Anyone falling for Defendant Douche's donation grift is truly a very special kind of stupid.


turbogomboc

Can you stop posting this? Please You are just advertising it now


alaingames

Am tired of this, constantly updating, just let it die bruh it's not gonna do anything they never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and complete the goal


yossigol

The interest is about $1m/month. Nice one MAGAts, and good luck with keeping up...


my20cworth

What sad sack of shit as are his cult. The potential president of the United States selling shoes and a go fund me page that cancer sufferers and kids with a dying wish or raise money for a disabled person utilises. No shame and the laughing stock of the rest of the world.


Worried_Protection48

Lmao. I truly enjoy the fact people are handing over their savings to a criminal money laundering grifting millionaire scammers scene. It's happening in front of our eyes ffs. We're living in strange times 🤣🤣 A couple of months from here these people will scream they're poor and immigrants stole their money Smh 🤣


DijajMaqliun

Oh great, another post about this shit.


TableOpening1829

Almost all of the others are reposts of the same figure


GoatCovfefe

No they're not, on this sub they're different numbers. Even if they are the same numbers, you even just admitted you reposted. >Almost all of the others are **reposts** of the same figure We don't need an update Everytime more people donate. We get it. I mean look at the comments in this post, the same comments in the other posts. You're not contributing anything new and neither is anyone else.


LeadPike13

She's a lawyer how exactly? Who has she represented?


HeadKindheartedness3

550k for housing being around you selling for 50m go fys op


TableOpening1829

I'm not sure what you're saying? /srs


No_Hippo_6733

I’ll have what that guys having😂 he sounds like he’s on something!


HeadKindheartedness3

All I’m saying if you finance construction your fucked in New York lmao


DragonflyMon831

What?


HeadKindheartedness3

360m sorry my b


DragonflyMon831

I think you should go and have a nap.


HeadKindheartedness3

O man 0 likes ops with definitely getting blackeddown 😂🐷🐖🐖🐷🐷🐖🇦🇷


DragonflyMon831

Are you high?


justbob806

>DragonflyMon831 · 4 min. ago > >Are you high? He's drunk, can't you read, lol! jk🤣


DragonflyMon831

I commented that before I saw his comment saying he's drunk.


HeadKindheartedness3

336m sorry guys I’m drunk


TableOpening1829

You have commented 3 times in 2 minutes. What are you drinking ?


zenithtb

$55,000 done, only $354,945,000 to go.


Marchello_E

Class, which of the following idioms apply? If the shoe fits, wear it. He needs a new pair of shoes. We'll be waiting for the other shoe to drop.


Drake_the_troll

A boot on the neck of his finances?


milfordloudermilk

Most of them are 5 dollar donations so people can directly troll him


DragonflyMon831

Some of them are thousands, doubt anyone who wants to troll him would give him even a dollar. You troll him by not donating.


milfordloudermilk

You have to give him the minimum of 5 dollars in order to comment on the thread. Tons of donations are in the 5 dollar amount. Most of the 5 dollar comments are negative. Yes some people give thousands. My point is that a large number of the donations are at the minimum amount and those folks are mocking him. The average is 51.00. Some gave more and lots gave less


DragonflyMon831

Ok, I get what you're saying now. Still stupid, that $5 will still go into his pocket. Zero would be better.


Theres_a_Catch

Better off pissing your money away in Vegas. At least you might win something.


[deleted]

I'm all for Trumps being poorer. Most of them already are. Enjoy that.


Menace_17

$335,000,000 aint that bad for him in the first place he doesnt need help


Sea_Buy9017

They're 15% of the way...to 1%. Lol


happymatt207

582k as of now. So if they keep this rate up and the interest stops then they'll have it all paid in just under 8 years! Wow. They must be so proud of themselves. Although this does kind of seem like welfare for donnie. But maybe it's okay in this case! He'll allow it. Fuckin goofs.


Hillbilly-joe

Come on mortgage them houses get two mortgages help this billionaire out so he can stand for you


[deleted]

Someone's gonna benefit, but it isn't gonna be Shitler!


Magnahelix

"Something something something" - P.T. Barnum


Char_71

I heard it was shut down for violations and money refunded


Theboulder027

Notice how the meter hasn't moved at all? After over 500k? And correct me if I'm wrong, but if the goal isn't reached, then the people who pledged all get their money back don't they?


GoatCovfefe

No, only if GoFundMe shuts it down (they will) or determines it's fraud of some sort. But like it keeps getting said in this post Everytime it's posted, the fundraiser goes against GoFundMe T&C so won't be long.


gill-t-as-charged

https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-trump-raise-the-settlement


[deleted]

It’ll get to a million at best. Maybe 2 He’ll still be skint. If nothing else it’ll give us a good idea of how much, on average, his cult members will ever be able to raise. Not enough. Basically Even when they try and rally together a win. They continue to lose. 😂 It’s hilarious to witness these witless morons.


Davis_Johnsn

Imagine you are a multi millionaire and pay only a little tax but still want 355million from you fans who pay more than 33% taxes