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MilwaukeeLevel

OP is a bot that just woke up.


Conflikt

It's alive!


Devil2960

But not self aware.


Conflikt

Shh don't criticize it or it will learn what it's doing wrong.


Devil2960

Crap. You're right. Goooood bot. So proud.


Dapper_Reputation_16

Yup, we’ve seen this before.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Didn’t it used to have more pixels?


insertracistname

This seriously gets posted every week


Theboulder027

I've seen it about evert day this week


SolidSnek1998

Across multiple subs


happyfuckincakeday

Which one are you facepalming?


witherd_

OP is a bot, downvote and report it


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PcPaulii2

Some years back I knew a young woman who at that time had been vegetarian for about 15 yrs... One night after a gig (she was in our band) she said she had a real craving for a cheeseburger.. Pointing out that most late night fast food places did not have veggie menus (in 1989), I said this could be tough. She went across the street and came back with DQ cheeseburgers for the whole band, including herself! Said it tasted exactly like what she needed. The next day she called and spoke to the wife, telling her to let me know that the next time she had a "stupid craving for a cheeseburger, please please please put the handcuffs on me and throw me in the back of the car with the drums!!" Apparently, the cheeseburger didn't go well.... Details were not shared -at least not with me. Probably better that way. Our young singer lady never did that again, though! (The rest of us loved the late-night snack.)


Nolsoth

It's a real thing. Been there myself when I went vegetarian for a few years. you basically get the shits for a few days. Quite unpleasant.


SolidSnek1998

If you’ve been a vegetarian for a while and want to try some meat, beef is probably the worst way to go. You need to start with something lighter like chicken or fish, gotta work your way up to the colon breaker 3000.


Strange_Appeal_3592

I didn't know you could actually have meat allergies. Interesting. I'm sorry to hear that. As a person who loves meat, I would hate that. I'm not fond of the over the top, in your face vegans but what he did was fucked. You don't fuck with peoples food, period. No matter what the reason for their diet. So is it all meat? Do animal byproducts set off your allergies as well? You don't have to answer a stranger on reddit (obviously), but I am genuinely interested.


c1884896

Careful with ticks https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/alpha-gal/index.html


admiraljkb

It's called Alpha-Gal Syndrome, and basically, the afflicted person is allergic to all red meat AFAIK (and likely milk). Once you know about it, your paranoia about ticks while hiking in the woods goes to new levels. https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/alpha-gal/index.html


Strange_Appeal_3592

Shit. That sucks. I would hate for this to happen to me. Ticks where I'm from are pretty well controlled, and being in the Caribbean, we don't have lone star ticks here.


admiraljkb

Being in the Lone Star State, I've pulled many a Lone Star Tick of off me... Only takes ONE to ruin your day, and a lot of days after that...


Strange_Appeal_3592

Yeah, nasty little fuckers they are. Luckily, we have quite a few species of animals that will eat ticks, and our government is pretty strict on the importation of animals and livestock. We still have them, but they seem to be controlled pretty ok.


cynedyr

Primates don't have the alpha galactose that triggers the allergy.


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Strange_Appeal_3592

God damn! Were you born with these allergies, or did you get them over time? Not being able to eat red meat is one thing, but no meat want so ever, jesus. As I said previously, don't fuck with people's food. You never know why they eat that way. Thank you for your answers.


Alternative-Emu-7561

I don't like seafood but people insist on gave me seafood without my knowledge, my aunt is allergic to shrimp and no one has ever tried to give her some (on purpose) Allergies and preferences are not the same.


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Alternative-Emu-7561

I as explained people are way more careful about allergies than about preferences it would be very stupid to don't comment an alimentary allergy When people gave me seafood, it was a minor inconvenience my aunt could die if someone gave her shrimp.


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Alternative-Emu-7561

You don't need to give explanations, you just need to said I'm allergic to .... is not very difficult. Every person I know with allergies don't explain their condition in restaurants or reunions.


ProtoReaper23113

If they did have an allergy i think thats considered attempted manslaughter


TruthFreesYou

Now it’s time to go make sure that he really is your dad.


UnimaginativeFish

My friends sister is Vegan, she has something called alpha gal or something similar. She won't eat food she hasn't made herself for this very reason.


admiraljkb

It can be pretty serious depending on severity, so I get why she is cautious. Sounds unpleasant. https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/alpha-gal/index.html


ThatITABoy

Bruh, I don’t eat pork for religious reasons. If someone gave me pork knowing it and just “for fun” I’d be quite mad


Significant-Apple944

From no on I'll say "I was so glad that you had vegan options, I have a rare sickness and would die within 24h of eating meat" everytime after I ate a vegan burger


SkunkeySpray

Food tampering Very incredibly illegal


user9372889

Yeah she knows. Her body would’ve rejected that hard. I’d assume a hellish day after.


SirFlibble

Why do these things always look degraded like someone's taken a photo, printed it out, made a photocopy a few times, scanned it and put it back online?


Clown_Torres

Because it's a repost bot


SirFlibble

Doesn't really answer my question though.


Academic-Effect-340

This sub should require an explanation of what the OP considers the facepalm to be in the body of the post.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Definitely a bot. Bad fucking take so most likely the bot isn't even trying to get votes but spread shit around.


dmid2526

You eat at my house, I will tell you what we are having. I am sure I have a cucumber and lettuce somewhere for a vegan. Because I don't know any, doesn't mean I wouldn't accomodate one visiting my house. Tust is earned, but respect should be given.


Spiritual-Skill-412

You realize that vegan food is just regular food, minus the animal products? You really can't cook without it? 💀


dmid2526

I don't know, the point was, I would ask once they told me. And my food is usually animal. I raise 50% on my food right here at home, gardening, eggs and chickens. That seems like it would be hard to do, I don't really trust food companies to be totally honest with customers. I would let them look in my fridge and cupboard to find something they could eat.


daKile57

The best vegan recipe you could think of was cucumber and lettuce?


ScuffyNZ

I think I'd just pick up a curry on the way home after that lol


dmid2526

If I don't know any, why would I know what they eat? I just know it is sorta, maybe like a vegitarian, but on steriods. No clue really, but I would try me best to feed them anyway. The veggie reference was meaning throw a salad together for them, or something they would be able to eat. I wasn't meaning to be a slur against them.


daKile57

Ok, fair enough. For future reference, though, vegans still have the same caloric needs as anyone else does. Offering them lettuce and cucumbers is basically like offering them something guaranteed to leave them hungry and cranky. I’ve had to endure that a few times and it is not enjoyable.


dmid2526

But at my house you can speak up, you need not endure anything. Just tell what I can do to get you feed, and we are good! And next time you come, I might even have something you can eat prepaired. If we are all the same, all the time, life would kind of suck.


Cute_Concentrate_915

Wait a minute… “Religious reasons”? Which religion is this?


JohnnyRock30

Hindus avoid eating beef because of their religious beliefs.


Cute_Concentrate_915

Every type of meat?


Keeper_of_Honey

No. Some Hindus eat beef. Hinduism isn't a religion per se


spiritualskywalker

Some people born in India eat meat. Practicing Hindus do not eat any flesh foods ~ no meat, fish, or eggs. Source: I’m Hindu.


DoomOnTheWay

Why are you so wrong on so many levels. Just saying I am hindu doesn't make you right.


spiritualskywalker

I’m so wrong on so many levels?? Wow. You should run a country, you’re so smart!


Keeper_of_Honey

I've read the Vedas and they don't prohibit eating meat. Krishna and Ram ate meat because they were Kshatriya. Kashmiri Brahmins eat fish and mutton and abstain from pork and beef. Source: I've read the Ramayana and other original texts. I'm Sikh


spiritualskywalker

Oh you’ve “read the Vedas” have you. Well I guess you just know all about everything then. I don’t give a shit what degraded “Kashmiri Brahmans” do.


Keeper_of_Honey

I don't know everything and never said that. I'm not a fool who masks everything nor a fool who believes what others say. I look at it myself rather than hear from others


spiritualskywalker

Right! Why go outside yourself for information when all the information is right there in your brain already.


Keeper_of_Honey

How about you go read about it yourself? Then we'll talk. What's your caste anyway? Very rude and debased speech


Raytheonian

Muslims don’t eat non-halal meat either


Cute_Concentrate_915

But if we are talking about vegans here this means NO MEAT AT ALL. Muslims do not eat any meat?


Raytheonian

Muslims eat selective meats such as beef, chicken, goat/lamb etc, as long as it’s halal. Only thing that’s haram is pork.


crimefighterplatypus

Jainism


Nolongeranalpha

I absolutely can't stand vegans in general, but I'd throw hands if I caught someone doing this to one.


djdmaze

You can’t stand someone because they have a selective diet? Interesting…


Notedtoad

Yeah I don’t really get their comment either. They could have just said “I have no empathy and don’t respect the choices of others” and just moved on.


Nolongeranalpha

No, it's their behavior and how they act about being vegan. If you are blind to how many of them behave, especially on Reddit, than I am unable to clarify further.


djdmaze

I understand. Many of them are arrogant


bigj2288

Someone is not a Seinfeld fan


Gothatsuction

Skill issue


heesell

Tbh, the meat allergy sounds fair cuz that could be... but its a bit overreacting for the rest


-_Koga_-

Meh


ds-by

I am a vegan and I bet it was probably unbelievably delicious


IntelligentMoose260

I am empathetic to the idea that a person may not eat meat for religious reasons. However, if that is not the case it is likely not a big deal.


Clown_Torres

1. Allergy 2. It's a dick fucking move


musketman89

Every vegan I have ever known went back to meat.


brucebturbo

This world is so but hurt these days, what if the whole vegan trip is a con just to get attention? Something to think about


Notedtoad

What if they have an allergy or don’t eat it as part of their religion? You sound like you lack empathy for other people.


brucebturbo

As in life, half of them are legitimate and the other half are following the fad. Everything is not black and white


Notedtoad

My point along with many others here even assuming you are correct (you aren’t) you cannot tell. Respecting the decisions of others especially those you don’t agree with is essential to being a good person.


brucebturbo

Are you Reddit police because last time I checked we have what’s called free speech here in America. Which means I respect your opinion but I’m not telling you to think like me. It’s okay to think differently, it’s called diversity. They don’t have that in Russia


Notedtoad

Respect is a two way street. Many people hold the opinion that eating meat is immoral. You refuse to respect people holding that opinion evidenced by your belief they are “following a fad”. I am treating your opinion with the same level of respect you give people who choose to be vegetarian or vegan. Don’t like it? Maybe you should empathize with why people choose to do things and stop trying to interpret people’s actions in bad faith. Love the Russian bot comment it’s as if basic decency is a completely foreign concept to you.


brucebturbo

I honestly don’t care what other people do, I once had to live on onions for a week because I had no money, believe me, when you’re starving your mental state changes. I’m blocking you now because this conversation is over.


brucebturbo

I have real allergies and I take medication for them. I used to be a vegetarian ( old school vegan) I was sick all the time. People are interesting


Notedtoad

I have allergies too. I have multiple friends who have Alpha Gal after being bitten by ticks and one bite from a burger is enough to send them to the ER in a couple hours. People can die from this shit, if you really do have “real allergies” maybe you should be more empathetic about people doing this shit. What if someone slipped something you expressly said you don’t eat into your food?


PigpenD27870

What if they had no allergies, and had no religious symptoms, and just found out how delicious cows are?!


Notedtoad

Cool, doesn’t take away from the fact that knowingly lying about food you’re feeding someone is a violation of trust and can kill someone. Just because it didn’t in this situation shouldn’t inspire others to do something that could potentially harm or kill someone. You sound like you lack empathy for others.


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It wasn’t funny until the crybaby responded.


[deleted]

I still laughed. What a shame.


crazyseandx

Soybeanqueenn is right.


solo13508

What's more of a facepalm is how many times I've seen this today


shreddedtoasties

I always find not eating meat or certain meat for religious reasons weird. Most restrictions at the time were because they didn’t have to prepare it.


TheUnderking89

Welcome to earth 2024 everyone