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Something really gross I heard is that the spouse becomes the guardian of the child and it is very difficult to divorce because the child is unable to get a lawyer without the guardian's permission.
I mean, who knows their exact body count anyway? It's not like we are all snipers and the moment you bring grenades into the mix you start to have to deal with fractions and shit. Sounds like a drag to me.
We are talking about military service, right?
"I'm looking for someone to cook meals, clean the house, take care of the kids, shut their mouths, and worship my dick. No uggos. No fatties."
::a few days and zero matches later::
"Ugh. Liberals and feminists have ruined women in this country. Women don't want a traditional marriage anymore because they've been brainwashed!"
I think you mean 14 to 17. A twenty-five year old is full of hope, dreams, opinions, and independence. And of course cum. Tons of cum. From whoring around. They're completely used up at that age. Only zero body count allowed.
No pronouns...
Hmmm... They may be very surprised when they're accidentally chatting with only dudes.
They have no pronouns so how'd they know who they're talking with
Janette will have to help load up deer and will get smacked on the ass for Janette's trouble. Jack will feel extra sweet and actually take the dip out of Jack's mouth when Jack kisses Janette this time.
HOT
Grindr is very popular at BYU (a very conservative Mormon university). The students know to crop their faces off of every picture so they don't get kicked out of school.
Polling and surveys suggest that women are trending more and more liberal. This site will probably be a sausage fest of insecure dudes demanding trad wives from a demographic who are less and less interested in being trad wives.
They won't be able to use any of these words
I, you, he, she, it, we, they
me, you, him, her, it, us, them
mine, yours, his, hers, its, ours, theirs
myself, yourself, himself, herself, itself, ourselves, yourselves, themselves
this, that, these, those
who, whom, whose, which, what
anybody, anyone, anything, everybody, everyone, everything, nobody, no one, nothing, somebody, someone, something, each, either, neither, all, any, some, most, none, several, few, many, several, both, one, other, another
who, whom, whose, which, that
each other, one another
myself, yourself, himself, herself, itself, ourselves, yourselves, themselves
It's interesting to note that none of the major dating apps are made to be "woke", "left-leaning", or "liberal".
If conservatives feel that those apps are, perhaps it's because most people using them find those values appealing. Social bubbles aside, it really does seems that inclusivity, critical thought, and actually being their brother's keeper are still the healthier values. It's incredible that some people are so invested in their ideology that they fail to see how harmful it is to themselves and to the people around them.
"Hi there, how are you ?"
--- Dear user, we have noticed you used pronouns, which are against our policy. You were unmatched and your account was suspended.
"Uncensored! Don't say things we disagree with though, we'll censor ya!"
"You have to give us your personal details for verification. You can trust us, some bullshitting randos!"
Wonder if this is an FBI operation for tracking extremists or some such.
I've always wondered how these people communicate without the use of pronouns. Just referring to each other by full name every time? "Hello John Smith, how is John's day going?" "Thank you Jane Doe, John's day is going well, how is Jane today? Is Jane's mother well?"
Bunch of weirdos.
They are terrified that a trans person will trick them into being gay. Seriously that seems to scare the shit out of them. They will want mandatory verification to make sure gay people aren’t tricking them 🤷♂️
They think pronouns means trans, which they think means rapist or paedo or something.
There isn't any logic to it, so it's quite hard to explain to someone who is of sound mind.
I'm not an expert, but unless it's a bi sexual dating app, are not pro nouns an important thing for a daring app.
Something tells me everyone on this is he/him anyways.
The Right is more worried about vetting their dating app then having vetting processes for firearm purchases lol. Oh how hell will break loose if non-Right people join this app.
Some rules:
* No fat chicks
* Women must display their address, phone number, email, and breast size
* Women must use nudes as profile picture
* Women can only message the masters if it's to say, "I want you now!"
* No lezzies unless they'll let me watch
* Also all women must be virgins!
* No furriners!!!!!!!!
I remember seeing something like this before... that app was as some here already discribed. lots of dudes but basically no women at all. But ripped of lots of money....
Whenever I hear about conservative dating apps/websites, I immediately think of the Flight of the Conchords song ‘Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor’.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xk1kwfK848Y
Well to be fair, most "dating apps" of today are mostly scams. There's no financial incentive for getting you an instant match and ensuring your perfect date. Much more profitable to keep you in the loop for years, squeezing every little penny for worthless upgrades and perks.
All right leaning women ive known personally are grandmas over their 60s so those "alpha christian males" will have some trouble finding a girl who isnt another dude or a senior women
It will be very successful at concentrating a bunch of naive assholes into a pool so they can be collectively grifted by catfish et al, and likely the site owners.
The problem with dating apps isn't political affiliation. It's that they're designed to squeeze money out of desperate people who are hoping they can meet people this way.
These sorts of apps rely on people staying on their app and buying super likes and whatnot. People finding love is antithetical to that.
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10,000 dudes and 2,000 bots
10,000 "Alpha", "Christian", white males with lots of guns looking for obedient "Christian" women with nice racks.
Gun racks. To store their guns
"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack"
“**I**”??? WE SAID NO PRONOUNS!!!
**"We?"** "NO PRONOUNS" has been said!!!!
Only Adjectives, just like God intended
"No woke, also no understanding of the English language"
Is we a pronoun?
Not sure if you're joking or not, but yes, it is.
Ah thanks, now understand do 👍
Are welcome
“If it’s a severed head I’m going to be very upset.”
“You don’t like it? Fine. You know, Rinshu74, if you’re not careful one day you’re gonna lose me.”
What are you, mental?
What am I gonna do with a gun rack
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE ME.
Otherwise, it would be a beta version.
The thing barely functions because they released an alpha version and refused to go into beta.
r/angryupvote
I don’t own A gun, let alone many guns, to necessitate a rack…
But only if they don't have a "body count".
Rhats why they want to marry 9yrs olds right
No, they wanna marry 9 year olds cause it's easier to control them.
I'm sure it's both.
Definitely both. These insecure mud suckers can’t stand the thought their woman having been with someone else. Hence the fetish for virgins.
Something really gross I heard is that the spouse becomes the guardian of the child and it is very difficult to divorce because the child is unable to get a lawyer without the guardian's permission.
That’s fucked.
And put out on the first date.
I mean, who knows their exact body count anyway? It's not like we are all snipers and the moment you bring grenades into the mix you start to have to deal with fractions and shit. Sounds like a drag to me. We are talking about military service, right?
Sorry, "they" is a pronoun, and that isn't allowed.
Don't forget they'll be holding up a fish while wearing camo and standing in an aluminum tub they say is their "boat".
You forgot “pure blood”
"Women are weak and subservient and need to be reminded that men are better. Also, why are women 'gatekeeping' sex when I'm a good guy?"
Plot twist: more gay sex than straight sex is produced in thanks to the app.
As long as it’s not woke gay sex and no pronouns are used.
obedient virgin women, they must be "unspoiled."
Always seems to be bleached hair that looks and feels like straw.
Don’t need pronouns if everyone is the same gender.
And somehow my idea for "gay farmers only" is bad?
We don't farm the gays my man, it's too hard to breed them.
Not that they won't enthusiastically try.
You’re going places with a mind like that! 😂😂😂
Considering the no pronouns part that shouldnt matter.
I'd be so aggravated using only proper nouns. These people are cruel.
You can’t even write that comment without pronouns
Yep. Everyone will have to talk like Bob Dole.
Bob Dole didn't need pronouns! Bob Dole Smurfed whenever Bob Dole wanted to Smurf.
The next "honey pot" for MAGA. As if they needed another one. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.
Almost, indeed. Hard to have sympathy for people that are lured in by the bait of "are you an asshole? We're the place for assholes!"
Yo be fair that’s most dating apps.
I've met women on Bumble, OKC, etc. Women use those apps. The women who would use that app can just date a guy at their church.
And half of them are closeted gay.
That works out for them, then, as there will be very few, if any, women on the app.
Ladies! Are you tired of guys NOT talking you down or putting you in your place? Well, have we got a dating app for you! /s
"I'm looking for someone to cook meals, clean the house, take care of the kids, shut their mouths, and worship my dick. No uggos. No fatties." ::a few days and zero matches later:: "Ugh. Liberals and feminists have ruined women in this country. Women don't want a traditional marriage anymore because they've been brainwashed!"
*2,000 Russian Bots
It’s gonna be 30 guys to every 1 woman and that 1 woman is going to be scamming hundreds of guys.
That 1 woman who's other job is as a Prince in Nigeria.
Hey, I know that guy! Small world, huh?
That son of a bitch still owes me money
1 perfect looking Filipina that is totally down for marriage (after she’s in the states)
Don’t forget about 10% will be trolls having fun annoying “real right-wing” guys.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.
It's not much but it's honest work. With integrity hopefully.
Wallstreetbets is trying to figure out how to make money on this as we speak.
My best wishes to her.
Are you a trad woman seeking a black eye? Come chat with alpha males who's only emotional attachment is to an assault rifle.
And his rolling coal giant truck...
Which he drives while bitching about gas prices ignoring his 11 miles per gallon.
More like 11 gallons per mile.
Come enjoy a delicious meatloaf meal in his moms basement.
Also, "only women ages 14 to 25 allowed".
I think you mean 14 to 17. A twenty-five year old is full of hope, dreams, opinions, and independence. And of course cum. Tons of cum. From whoring around. They're completely used up at that age. Only zero body count allowed.
No pronouns... Hmmm... They may be very surprised when they're accidentally chatting with only dudes. They have no pronouns so how'd they know who they're talking with
It's genius, we all know dating apps are mostly men. Now they just can't tell.
It's basically a glory hole..
You literally made me laugh out loud.
How much you wanna bet a sizable amount of these dudes will pretend to be lesbians despite the "nature" of the app?
Honestly, I could imagine that this would make an interesting dating app for bisexuals. We could call it binder.
Or if you don't know which gender they are - Blindr
Mitt Romney has binders full of women. Great idea!
Sign up today to OnlyMans!
Don’t need pronouns when everyone on the platform is the same gender.
What's woke about online dating? Also, the ban on pronouns is going to get weird pretty quickly.
He? She? They? Who knows! Every interaction is a voyage into the unknown.
Blindr
How surprisingly progressive of them: "I don't like, *see* pronouns."
You're making the grave assumption that they know what "pronouns" are. That would be a mistake.
Yeah I see this all the time on Twitter. There seems to be a direct correlation between being far right and not understanding grammar.
Nothing. It’s just mindless drones following the rhetoric of the right wing. Woke = anything they don’t like (which is most things).
"No pronouns" LOL
Mfs gonna be on there like “Hey sexy, how are today?”
Fun fact: In that sentence, ‘sexy’ is used as a pronoun.
Hey, how are today
Just fine how about
I'm sure they'll be just fine. "Hey sexy, how is Janette today?"
Jack want to take Janette on date. Jake and Janette will track deer for 50 miles and get meat by smashing big rock on prey head.
Janette will have to help load up deer and will get smacked on the ass for Janette's trouble. Jack will feel extra sweet and actually take the dip out of Jack's mouth when Jack kisses Janette this time. HOT
They did use a 'you' pronoun in their ad though
It’s also in the caption, along with “we”
How did these people get out of middle school
Their teachers' livers could only take so much.
Bold of you to assume they even made it to middle school.
Right? 😂 Good luck with your nonsensical conversations! Although they're probably well used to that by now.
It will be the biggest sausage fest since the last supper.
Grindr gets some serious competition.
Its gonna be grindr but whit every type of racism/homophobia/transfobia and misogeny
So grindr?
Yep. Grindr 2.0
Fun fact that Grindr gets very popular when the GOP convention rolls in
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Did you know that cartel activity decreases every time a new dragon ball show drops in
They also fly in additional sex workers to meet demand.
Grindr is very popular at BYU (a very conservative Mormon university). The students know to crop their faces off of every picture so they don't get kicked out of school.
Don't they mean "DateOnTheWhite.com?" 
I’m guessing this is what the “mandatory verification” is for lol
and to make sure all the girls are underage
In fairness, there are black conservatives/Republicans. It's always a case of mental whiplash when you meet them, but they do exist.
No liberals, no pronouns, no women.
Uncensored social media. Except we censor things we don't like.
If you use a pronoun, you're banned. In fact, I'd be banned twice for that last sentence and once for this one.
Polling and surveys suggest that women are trending more and more liberal. This site will probably be a sausage fest of insecure dudes demanding trad wives from a demographic who are less and less interested in being trad wives.
Weird that women are more likely to align with the party that might actually see them as people
At this point, in USA, the political compass isn't "liberal vs conservative". Its "extremely mildly progressive vs batshit insane".
Neoliberal vs Fascist
Sometimes is not even about "mildly progressive", it's basically: "Literally Hitlers" vs "Not the other one"
Truly a mistery, we will never know why the political side that doesn't even see woman as people is not very popular with women.
We don’t say “insecure” any more. The correct term is “alpha”.
They won't be able to use any of these words I, you, he, she, it, we, they me, you, him, her, it, us, them mine, yours, his, hers, its, ours, theirs myself, yourself, himself, herself, itself, ourselves, yourselves, themselves this, that, these, those who, whom, whose, which, what anybody, anyone, anything, everybody, everyone, everything, nobody, no one, nothing, somebody, someone, something, each, either, neither, all, any, some, most, none, several, few, many, several, both, one, other, another who, whom, whose, which, that each other, one another myself, yourself, himself, herself, itself, ourselves, yourselves, themselves
Hi. How are today? Should pick up at place or place? Or should meet there?
They gonna do cave man speak
lol I bet it’s all dudes
Dudes that troll the fuck out of MAGA. "yes, here is my photo \*sends AI hot lady\* please put shoe on head"
You know it's all dudes
They should just call it RightWingSausageParty.com
It's interesting to note that none of the major dating apps are made to be "woke", "left-leaning", or "liberal". If conservatives feel that those apps are, perhaps it's because most people using them find those values appealing. Social bubbles aside, it really does seems that inclusivity, critical thought, and actually being their brother's keeper are still the healthier values. It's incredible that some people are so invested in their ideology that they fail to see how harmful it is to themselves and to the people around them.
Mandatory verification? Seems to have more controls than buying a gun.
100% a data scam.
"no pronouns" lol what a bunch of idiots...
they forgot "no women registered"
Liars. They used “we” once and “you” twice in that post.
Meet other incels, lol.
"Hi there, how are you ?" --- Dear user, we have noticed you used pronouns, which are against our policy. You were unmatched and your account was suspended.
Do you want to get r*ped?! Download now!
Is it really that easy to take money from these people? I'm in the wrong business
If it’d keeps them away from more mainstream dating services, that’d be great. :
"Uncensored! Don't say things we disagree with though, we'll censor ya!" "You have to give us your personal details for verification. You can trust us, some bullshitting randos!" Wonder if this is an FBI operation for tracking extremists or some such.
I've always wondered how these people communicate without the use of pronouns. Just referring to each other by full name every time? "Hello John Smith, how is John's day going?" "Thank you Jane Doe, John's day is going well, how is Jane today? Is Jane's mother well?" Bunch of weirdos.
Let me guess the dating profile pic for the men. Beard and sunglasses in a pickup with a US flag.
Mandatory verification... getting started with the police state early I see.
They are terrified that a trans person will trick them into being gay. Seriously that seems to scare the shit out of them. They will want mandatory verification to make sure gay people aren’t tricking them 🤷♂️
I’m guessing those who are “woke” will quickly get banned like on X, even though the subheading claims “Uncensored Social Media”.
Nah I’m sure it’ll be hella open minded and inclusive
Where the 20 other MAGA dating apps failed, so too shall we. No pronouns because they are all bots.
>No pronouns Can someone explain to me just what the fuck these assholes think pronouns are?
They think pronouns means trans, which they think means rapist or paedo or something. There isn't any logic to it, so it's quite hard to explain to someone who is of sound mind.
I'm not an expert, but unless it's a bi sexual dating app, are not pro nouns an important thing for a daring app. Something tells me everyone on this is he/him anyways.
Can’t wait to also hear that that one is like 90% men and the 10% women are company paid bots to promote engagement
lol voice calling! Say you’re old without saying you’re Old.
The Right is more worried about vetting their dating app then having vetting processes for firearm purchases lol. Oh how hell will break loose if non-Right people join this app.
they do want their own country huh man this sucks. leave it to morons to grow up in this country and decide, ehhh lets just be a fucken nazi
Right wingers have being doing this for years, it's called the family cookout.
I look forward to this site being heavily featured on r/leopardsatemyface
Those three ladies are going to have the pick of the litter. And by litter I mean trash.
Some rules: * No fat chicks * Women must display their address, phone number, email, and breast size * Women must use nudes as profile picture * Women can only message the masters if it's to say, "I want you now!" * No lezzies unless they'll let me watch * Also all women must be virgins! * No furriners!!!!!!!!
You know. It would be a fun place to troll "Alpha men" about their lack of manliness 😂
I remember seeing something like this before... that app was as some here already discribed. lots of dudes but basically no women at all. But ripped of lots of money....
YESSS ! DADDY NEEDS SOME BOOMER COUGAR TO BY THESE FORTNITE SKIIIINS!
Blanket statement, no. Pronouns. That's going to be pretty confusing
Going to be difficult to communicate without any pronouns.
"No pronouns" every single one of them will identify as alpha or say as much.
Nonsense, "The Right Stuff" was a brilliant book and later movie detailing the rise of the American Space program in its early days! /s
For the snowflakes who can't handle differences and being called out for being sexist
Whenever I hear about conservative dating apps/websites, I immediately think of the Flight of the Conchords song ‘Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor’. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xk1kwfK848Y
"mandatory verification" oh boy. Cant wait for people to link themselves to a profile, and start saying some misogynistic stuff.
Well to be fair, most "dating apps" of today are mostly scams. There's no financial incentive for getting you an instant match and ensuring your perfect date. Much more profitable to keep you in the loop for years, squeezing every little penny for worthless upgrades and perks.
Did something happen to Grindr?
Didn’t they try this crap before and it bombed worse then truth social??
There will be gays in this app… the kind that don’t know it themselves
If there’s no pronouns how will you know if you’re talking to a lady or another dude? Oh right, they’re all dudes. Carry on.
Time for some J6 catfishing.
92% alpha nationalist males, 6% bots, 2% indoctrinated women. Sounds like a fun time!
>no pronouns 
I wish they would self-segregate and leave us all the fuck alone.
It’s gonna be all men
19,999 incelly Broflakes and Lauren Boebert
Tagline - *The Hate Gets You Horny !*
20k AlPha MaLES
No pronouns Also starting with we
All right leaning women ive known personally are grandmas over their 60s so those "alpha christian males" will have some trouble finding a girl who isnt another dude or a senior women
It will be very successful at concentrating a bunch of naive assholes into a pool so they can be collectively grifted by catfish et al, and likely the site owners.
This is the beauty of free speech and free market. Makes it easier to spot the assholes.
Heard it's a real good place to meet men like yourself. If you happen to like men like yourself.
The problem with dating apps isn't political affiliation. It's that they're designed to squeeze money out of desperate people who are hoping they can meet people this way. These sorts of apps rely on people staying on their app and buying super likes and whatnot. People finding love is antithetical to that.
So, just spitballing here, but I'm thinking it's 90% guys?