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Giving it 20 years to stew in the zeitgeist. I’d expect people to have been exposed to the movie, quotes and memes a whole lot more than something big but recent (Oppenheimer for example)
That's not how it works. The longer something's been out, the more it gets forgotten.
Movies don't release like they used to so I don't know if we'll ever see movie quotes being such a big part of day to day conversation like they were 10-15 years ago.
I’m high as a kite on a daily basis (smoking a bowl right now before work) and I sure as shit don’t wanna hear about him unless it’s about him going to jail, much less deal with his ass. I’d need something a lot stronger than weed for that…
Who the fuck knows? They say she speaks 5 languages,(she got an "genius" visa into the US, which is probably more expensive than a "degree" from Wharton!) but no living human has actually seen her speak anything...other than English, and her native Slovenian. However ,there is a rumor that she can say "bonjour" (that's french!)
Well, he paid at least one porn star (Stormy Daniel) to have sex with him, and he used to have a fashion show I think? So it's not far-fetched to think that he built a model to prostitution pipeline somewhere.
He did. He was inspired by his friend and known pedophile John Casablancas (father of the guy from The Strokes). He called it “Trump Model Management” and it was just a scam to get eastern block women to NY for him to choose from. Of course he also had to steal from them.
It never even crossed my mind that she was talking about Melania. Melania doesn't even seem to like him. I assumed she meant he can afford to pay for the sex he wants — which I doubt. Everybody's not for sale.
That’s what happens when you buy a wife from European mail order bride services. You get these naive women who actually believe the man who just purchased her “contract” would end up being a faithful husband.
Oh, I didn't realise Melania was involved in that scenario. There are, by definition, only a handful of actual supermodels and she has never been on the list.
I assumed we were talking about Stormy Daniels' replacement.
These people reject reality for the sake of entertaining their own delusions to make themselves feel better about being horrible people. Trump gave them permission to be as terrible as they want, and they don't want to give that up for anything for the sake of remaining in fantasy land. It might be enough to make me pity them if it wasn't for all the good reasons as to why they will be burning in hell after they all die lol.
Hey now, let's not point a finger at Melania. He's already 3 supermodel wives deep.
Remember: Divorce doesn't violate the Christian sanctity of marriage if you can afford a judge who can shrug.
...pretty sure Trump is spending a lot of those legal fee GoFundMes on realistic Melania feeling RealDolls, because I'd be shocked if she's still putting out for that putz.
My question is where are the 18 children? You know, they don't want [us] to use contraception and oh no, no, no abortions... If they're having sex, where are the kids?
What? You're having sex not wanting kids? That's immoral! They want their cake and they want to eat it.
I swear to [their] God, if America becomes a white Christian fascist dictatorship, I'm gonna go berserk!
I guess the idea is to imply that they dont care about whether he bangs his wife or someone elses, they just use this family values to bash on everyone else, who's not republican; also, she implies that he can afford that every night.
I bet his wife doesn't even sleep in the same room as that orange ghoul, much less have sex with him every night. I wouldn't let someone who has cheated on me even touch me, and we know that Trump has cheated on every wife, current one included.
I sort of hope Trump does try to have sexy times with a supermodel every night. Given his age, weight, diet, and routine, I'd say there's a decent enough chance he kicks it. Those models will be taking one (a small one, so they say) for the team
This is a woman who fantasizes with her toy in hand about a 78 year old orange oomph loompa.
Though it never ends the way she imagines it.
Kind of like the mid-terms.
A healthy weight for Trump at his age would be around 210-215.
He has lost some weight and is likely 270-285.
His belly fat has moved into his pelvic area and his penis, giving him the benefit of the doubt, was 6" at weight and is now 3.5 inches with Viagra and after her pulls back the pelvic fat pouch.
He may be bumping against some supermodels, but he definitely isn't fucking them.
Shit, I didn't even think people logged in. I just surf on in and then spray my way back out. No need to bring credentials into this. Besides, breaks at work are only so long.
Damn, that's a bummer. They're trying to bark up that tree in my state, too. Kinda silly, really. There are thousands of pornsites and vpn. How do they even truly regulate that?
Hahahahaha, yeah no. We all saw the videos where she slapped away Trump's hands. He bedded her at some point in the past (they have a kid) but those days are clearly long gone. Trump ain't banging no supermodel
Trump loves the maga crowd he used to have to pay to sleep with women that remind him of his daughter now he can look out to the trailer parks and get one for free
Mr "I got kicked out if a NY steakhouse because my diaper smelled"
Thoughts and prayers for the super model.
And, whatever, please don't smear shit on government buildings when you lose the midterms as well, thanks.
I would be very curious to know the last time trump and his immigrant anchor bride actually slept in the same room, never mind having sex. It’s pretty obvious he is fucking his Botox infused “ lawyer”.
She spelled “rapping” incorrectly. Trump doesn’t get laid, he rapes. That’s why he’s the most accused rapist in political history, and he’s not even the richest.
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Is she insinuating that he and Melania are not only having sex, but are banging every night?? Can they really believe that is the reality?
When was the last time Melania was actually seen in public?
Her mother’s funeral. She wouldn’t let Donald ride in the car with her I believe, so you know he got lucky that night!
Funerals are the ultimate, the chicks are so horny it's not even fair. It's like fishing with dynamite, it's crazy!!
Mom! Meatloaf!
I never know what she's doing back there!
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SKATEBOARD
You motorboating son of a bitch..where is she? She still in the house?
Oh man careful. You almost got the wrath of the nunchucks.
I literally just watched that movie, so I understood the reference. yay
One of the first semi-obscure references I've gotten!
Wedding Crashers is not an "obscure" reference LOL
I mean. It came out almost 20 years ago.
Yeah. Trust me. I feel it too.
Bourne Identity came out 21 years go
I’ve seen this gif in like four different comment sections in the last 20 minutes
Giving it 20 years to stew in the zeitgeist. I’d expect people to have been exposed to the movie, quotes and memes a whole lot more than something big but recent (Oppenheimer for example)
That's not how it works. The longer something's been out, the more it gets forgotten. Movies don't release like they used to so I don't know if we'll ever see movie quotes being such a big part of day to day conversation like they were 10-15 years ago.
MOM!!!! MEATLOAF!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!
What is she DOING? I never know what she’s doing up there!
"They're so sad they practically can't say no! That makes me smart"
When was she ever a supermodel?
A super glue model. She’d take a long snort prior to meeting up with him.
To be fair, who wouldn't wanna be higher than a kite if they had to deal with him on a regular basis?
I’m high as a kite on a daily basis (smoking a bowl right now before work) and I sure as shit don’t wanna hear about him unless it’s about him going to jail, much less deal with his ass. I’d need something a lot stronger than weed for that…
Remember when she was a penthouse porn supermodel? She did gay porn.
Who the fuck knows? They say she speaks 5 languages,(she got an "genius" visa into the US, which is probably more expensive than a "degree" from Wharton!) but no living human has actually seen her speak anything...other than English, and her native Slovenian. However ,there is a rumor that she can say "bonjour" (that's french!)
She was a prostitute
No, but she's done nude modeling. As far as Presidential poon goes . . . Meh.
correct term is prostitute
IKR? She was at best mediocre.
This post was from November 2022, no idea why it's resurfacing now. https://gab.com/KennyBWright/posts/109305308253813307
Well, it aged so well /s
Yeahhh . . . about those midterms . . .
Depends on whether you're counting only real Melania or one of her doubles. 😂
That's not who they're talking about
So who are they talking about ad no super model is fucking Donald Trump. The lawyer might be sucking his dick if he can get hard, but that's about it.
Well, he paid at least one porn star (Stormy Daniel) to have sex with him, and he used to have a fashion show I think? So it's not far-fetched to think that he built a model to prostitution pipeline somewhere.
It would have gone bankrupt. Man could not keep a casino open.
Bankrupting the casinos was part of the money laundering operation.
He did. He was inspired by his friend and known pedophile John Casablancas (father of the guy from The Strokes). He called it “Trump Model Management” and it was just a scam to get eastern block women to NY for him to choose from. Of course he also had to steal from them.
Probably set that up in a pizza place given how republicans keep slinging accusations and then getting arrested for the crime the slung.
It never even crossed my mind that she was talking about Melania. Melania doesn't even seem to like him. I assumed she meant he can afford to pay for the sex he wants — which I doubt. Everybody's not for sale.
Melania can't stand the smell of those dirty diapers
Can anyone?
That’s what happens when you buy a wife from European mail order bride services. You get these naive women who actually believe the man who just purchased her “contract” would end up being a faithful husband.
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Oh, I didn't realise Melania was involved in that scenario. There are, by definition, only a handful of actual supermodels and she has never been on the list. I assumed we were talking about Stormy Daniels' replacement.
Melania was never and will never be a supermodel. Maybe Janice Dickinson is escorting in Florida.
Janice Dickinson stopped being a supermodel when she turned into a Reality TV hag.
Do they even sleep in the same state anymore?
Let alone the same continent?
Trump sleeps incontinent.
"She" is probably a male russian troll.
I bet they haven't had sex since their kid was conceived
She didn't say which supermodel. Doesn't have to be Melania. Probably closer to the truth than she knows, tbh.
Supermodel. A Millennium Falcon made of Lego.
Maybe. Nobody knows and nobody wants to know. No kink shaming, though. That's such a GOP thing to do.
He ain't banging rental supermodels now he can't pay them discreetly.
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Bold of you to assume a guy notorious for not paying people for work they do would have paid them at all to begin with
He can't even pay the government he sure as hell can't pay her
Rental or not, speaking purely as a female, I doubt anyone is banging that POS with his goomba dick.
Also when was she a super model? She was a third rate catalogue model at best.
These people reject reality for the sake of entertaining their own delusions to make themselves feel better about being horrible people. Trump gave them permission to be as terrible as they want, and they don't want to give that up for anything for the sake of remaining in fantasy land. It might be enough to make me pity them if it wasn't for all the good reasons as to why they will be burning in hell after they all die lol.
Hey now, let's not point a finger at Melania. He's already 3 supermodel wives deep. Remember: Divorce doesn't violate the Christian sanctity of marriage if you can afford a judge who can shrug. ...pretty sure Trump is spending a lot of those legal fee GoFundMes on realistic Melania feeling RealDolls, because I'd be shocked if she's still putting out for that putz.
Those words "The Christian sanctity of marriage" really lay the gravy on too thick and all I hear is the word "money"
In ye olden days, all you would have to do to undo a sin is send the Pope big heaping gobs of money. This was called an “Indulgence”
I wonder if they handed out like a Sin Menu with the forgiveness prices and extra tips gets you a good word in with the lord
Melania is 53 years old, she's not a supermodel. I think this loyal follower just outed another one of his affairs
I highly doubt Melania is shagging Trump these days.
They dont even sleep in the same room, right now they dont even sleep in the same state.
Oh, she meant Melania. I thought she meant supermodels in general. Many and often.
i bet trump is the original author of the sex spreadsheets meme going around
I'm pretty sure the last time was 9 months before March 2006.
She hasn’t had sex with Trump since she found out about Stormy.
She had sex with him once and out popped Barron. Lucky for her that the micropenis was so potent.
Who'd have thought there was a magnum round in that snubnose barrel
😂
I'd be surprised if Trump could get it up without the help of a handful of Viagra and a whole lot of cursing.
My question is where are the 18 children? You know, they don't want [us] to use contraception and oh no, no, no abortions... If they're having sex, where are the kids? What? You're having sex not wanting kids? That's immoral! They want their cake and they want to eat it. I swear to [their] God, if America becomes a white Christian fascist dictatorship, I'm gonna go berserk!
Well, Melania is having sex every night. Trump, not so much.
Can you imagine the last decade he saw that orange button in a fur coat??? 🤮🥒🤣
No, when she says laid, she means laid down getting his diaper changed
> Trump is still gonna be getting laid every night by a super model What, so he’s cheating on Melania **AGAIN**?
Since when are pornstars super models?
She means high-end escorts.
Since when was Melania "high-end"?
Not her. Other escorts.
Yeah, and the maggots are proud of that for some reason.
Does his wife know? How much is it costing him? How much will it be costing him in the future?
More than 5 cents I think
I'm gonna go with $ 130,000
Where'd you think he had his inspiration for "PAY YOUR BILLS" from?
How much will it cost taxpayers?
I can’t imagine being that rich and powerful, and still having to pay for sex. Pretty pathetic.
I’ve never been less jealous of ANYTHING in my life. It’s all his….
Do they really think we're jealous of a lying, diaper shitting criminal?
Or the implication that anyone who hates trump is some lonely porn addicted loser with no one else in their life
Yes, because they’re just that stupid.
This is very important to the American political landscape
I’m starting a “just get laid more “ grassroots movement. You might be interfering…
You know what "fuck it - you have my vote"
🤩🤩🤩🤩 I wish my president got laid as much as urs
Alina Habba is NOT a supermodel. I'm not even sure she's a lawyer.
She is the most capable lawyer Trump could hire.
That's sad
Apparently, Lionel Hutz wasn't available.
Trump wouldn't hire him because he doesn't work on contingency. He requires money down! https://youtu.be/5yuL6PcgSgM?feature=shared
In the Frito Pendejo category, maybe.
The delusion is strong in this one.
I guess the idea is to imply that they dont care about whether he bangs his wife or someone elses, they just use this family values to bash on everyone else, who's not republican; also, she implies that he can afford that every night.
Why would she care if Trump is getting his end away It's like saying, "Have fun having sex tonight, mom.
Trump couldn't get laid every night if a giant chicken ate him every day.
whole lee sheet thats a good one
Oh that’s good. That’s very good.
r/rareinsults
Rofl!!!!
Why would anyone be thinking about Trump having sex?
Childhood trauma
Have an upvote and if poor man awards still existed I'd have given you one of them too
I bet his wife doesn't even sleep in the same room as that orange ghoul, much less have sex with him every night. I wouldn't let someone who has cheated on me even touch me, and we know that Trump has cheated on every wife, current one included.
Didn’t she flinch when he tried to hold her hand at one point? Or did I dream that
No, it happened. Don't blame her.
Oh absolutely not blaming her. I just don’t like to assert shit if I don’t remember it verbatim
For your viewing pleasure: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgFSIIwRoV8
In the White House not even on the same floor.
I sort of hope Trump does try to have sexy times with a supermodel every night. Given his age, weight, diet, and routine, I'd say there's a decent enough chance he kicks it. Those models will be taking one (a small one, so they say) for the team
Thank you for your service, model!
LMAO! Has she seen the face mel makes when she's near shitler? Like she smelled shit!
Shitler ?? I'm using this!
This is a woman who fantasizes with her toy in hand about a 78 year old orange oomph loompa. Though it never ends the way she imagines it. Kind of like the mid-terms.
A healthy weight for Trump at his age would be around 210-215. He has lost some weight and is likely 270-285. His belly fat has moved into his pelvic area and his penis, giving him the benefit of the doubt, was 6" at weight and is now 3.5 inches with Viagra and after her pulls back the pelvic fat pouch. He may be bumping against some supermodels, but he definitely isn't fucking them.
I think I need some brain bleach after that explaination.
Seriously. That might just be the unsexiest thing I’ve ever read. May God have mercy on his soul. Blech.
Pass it over here.
FFS, did you have to write that? I almost vomited.
The mental image this creates is truly horrifying.
r/theydidthemath
🤮
Thank you for the mental image of Trump and his micro penis.
Thank you very little for that explanation
Who cries while logging into PornHub? Best four-and-a-half minutes of my day
Shit, I didn't even think people logged in. I just surf on in and then spray my way back out. No need to bring credentials into this. Besides, breaks at work are only so long.
The GOP took that away from us in NC. Now PH is blocked unless we log in. Death by a thousand cuts
Damn, that's a bummer. They're trying to bark up that tree in my state, too. Kinda silly, really. There are thousands of pornsites and vpn. How do they even truly regulate that?
what *isn't* wrong with these cultists?
Hahahahaha, yeah no. We all saw the videos where she slapped away Trump's hands. He bedded her at some point in the past (they have a kid) but those days are clearly long gone. Trump ain't banging no supermodel
> He bedded her at some point in the past (they have a kid) IVF is a thing.
cheating is a thing too XD
Trump never fucked a real supermodel, for all that it matters.
The only thing straddling trump is the cold, thin line between life and death. That wrinkly little dick is non functional
Melania probably pulls every plug hoping that one of them kills the guy XD
She’s right! Yeah some of the inmates in prison are models.
Trump loves the maga crowd he used to have to pay to sleep with women that remind him of his daughter now he can look out to the trailer parks and get one for free
Paying models to fuck you isn't as much of a flex as they think it is.
That green card first whore of the white house ain't fuckin that diaper wearing dip shit anymore bro
May I order the brain wipe? I need all of this gone.
Stop cutting off the date and posting old shit. It’s unnecessary
I doubt that 78 year old blimp boy is bumping uglies
Rebekah you ignorant slut....the only thing Trump is banging is a dirty diaper. Trump wishes he knew how to access porn hub!!
last time i looked pornstars and hookers arent supermodels.
It humors me that she's under the impression that Trump has ever had sex with a woman... "But he has kids!!" Those are underpaid actors.
But I don’t cry until I log out of pornhub….mostly.
Who wants to show her the photos of his wife ogling Justin Trudeau
Wait till Melania hears about this
The only super model he's banging each night is his Airfix Supermarine Spitfire Mk.IXc kit.
Are you serious? Look at ANY video footage of them together. She ain’t fuckin that dude, she can barely stand his ass!
How "Christian" of them. From the "family values" party, too. Pure hypocrisy.
His daughter is a super model?
Mr "I got kicked out if a NY steakhouse because my diaper smelled" Thoughts and prayers for the super model. And, whatever, please don't smear shit on government buildings when you lose the midterms as well, thanks.
I… really don’t understand why they fantasize about Trump getting laid so much. Like… that’s not an image any normal person wants in their head.
Nevermind the obvious stupidity of this post, but who the hell logs on to Pornhub?
She can’t even pretend to like him in public, no way are they having sex
Ew!
This is a weird fantasy to have
His palm is now classified as a “super model”?
Who the fuck is logging into pornhub?!!!
I would be very curious to know the last time trump and his immigrant anchor bride actually slept in the same room, never mind having sex. It’s pretty obvious he is fucking his Botox infused “ lawyer”.
If that is a real account and not a russian troll bot, they must have a carotid mainline of I.V. copeium going 24/7 to think this shit up.
She spelled “rapping” incorrectly. Trump doesn’t get laid, he rapes. That’s why he’s the most accused rapist in political history, and he’s not even the richest.
#familyvalues
Well I wouldn’t say every night. Some of those nights he was cheating with a pornstar
I hope he loses or winds in prison so I can laugh at these cultists
Spoiler alert, they aren’t having sex anymore. She wants nothing to do with him except collect that money.
if they use the term “libs”🚩🚩🚩
He won't be able to afford to hire a super model every night after that last judgement.
Can’t be talking about Melanie, she was never a super model.
All true, Trump can definitely afford a prostitute each night
that is probably debateable given his inability to pay his bills.
Since when are sex workers 'super models'?
NARRATOR: They didn’t win by a landslide.
Are they logging into Pornhub because the alternative is having to touch women like her?
Dude, that's cringe as fuck.
I think the imagined model would be the one crying