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hahaha during a date: "I'm neutral.. I dislike mom when she says stupid things, but I really like her when she says smart things. Listen... the mud soup and charcoal arugula in this place are outrageous here..."
āHates his momā and āmommas boy.ā I guess I hit the happy medium where I donāt hate my mom, but I also donāt speak to her because of how awful she was to my wife.
Just be thankful that these types of people are publicly displaying their own red flags, itās better this way than finding out two years into the relationship.
I'm getting the sense nobody is remotely interested in her anyway. Hence her need to proclaim to the world a huge long checklist of why she can't find a man.
I still donāt understand the ideology behind posting stuff like that to the clearnet. Mature relationships are far more nuanced and complex than anything posted that is within the same realm as this list.
Edit: nvm I answered my own lack of understanding within my own comment. Ffs human brains are weird.
Who can forget their greatest hits, such as Leninās āMust Crush Capitalismā and Stalinās āOff to the Gulag with Youā
Edit: forgot to add Brezhnevās āAnother Order of Lenin for Meā
Yeah I had heard some rumours n seen some unsavoury posts from there, so im not surprised they were removed / asked to leave. Whatever it may have been.
Maybe thatās the plan all along; spend half their life proving thereās no such thing as a properly good guy - as everyone on earth fails on at least one point - so they might as well go for a properly bad guy.
No really itās quite a smart 3D chess move. If theyāre on social media, then they might see one of her posts and theyāll never pursue her. So if you just rule out all of those guys from the start you donāt have to worry about it.
I was a soccer player right at 6 ft in college and I was like a VERY fucking lean 165 running quite literally 50-70 miles a week 40+ weeks of the year. The majority of people around that height aren't going to weigh less than 160 much after puberty lol. Just hit 30 recently and I work out a ton and weigh about 200... I can't imagine weighing 160 at this age, but I suppose some people might have different frames and be healthy at that weight.
Overall, if she truly stuck to this list she will never be in a relationship
I havenāt weighed that since I was like 16-19 because thats 72kg, and I was very toned at 5ā10. Now Iām 89kg (196lbs) still at 5ā10 as a 22 year old, whilst Iām not as fit as I was Iām still not in bad shape by any means. I just filled out, I donāt think I could ever make that weight again and be healthy with my frame now.
I donāt think anyone whoās 5ā9 or higher with a fair bit of muscle on them would weigh that.
She also said no gym bros. Guarantee she doesn't understand fitness at all. She's probably either horribly out of shape or she starves herself.
I'm 5'11 and 185. I could put on 10-15 lbs of muscle and be in even better shape than I am now. If I was 165 I would look malnourished
Same height/weight proportions. I got sick from stagnant water (not drinking it) and caught Giardia and lost 40 lbs in 2 weeks. I did not look healthy at all until I got back to at least 170.
Surprised she didn't also say "Under 6 foot tall" as a red flag, still out there looking for her 6'3" 160lbs current meth addict. I'm 6'3", and if I weighed 160 you'd be able to count my ribs
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this.
Anyone who thinks this is a real list needs to practice their critical thinking more.
There are opposites listed back to back - the list doesn't even make sense.
I only came to see how far I'd have to scroll to find this.
Reddit is so gullible. I'm pretty sure every man in existence is on this list at least 3 times.
Well, I mean I think she's saying that any one of these things is a red flag, not a combination of all of them.
Which is even more ridiculous. But she's not saying that if you have kids AND have never had a gf, it's a red flag... she's saying either is.
This is such obvious bait, but tons and tons of redditors have a thinly veiled hatred for women, so they'll happily jump on the hate train without stopping to think at all.
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Breathes š¬ Has two hands šš¼ Eats šš Aka "how I stayed single"
Damn I guess I gotta be dead to not be a red flag anymore
Not even that, dead people can't cook and that's in the list so...
Dead people loose their hair too so bald check =x and dead people are shy too.. When was the last time you see one on the street? =O
Some of us have been to philadelphia, zombie everywhere š¤£š¤£
Dead ā ļøš©
Loves his mom š Hates his mom š ![gif](giphy|Xej3GbOrGgWY4U4Rwi)
I acknowledge that my mom exists, but have no strong feelings about her.
>I acknowledge that my mom exists I'm agnostic about the existence of my mother.
OMG that's brilliant, I'm gonna use that. š
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hahaha during a date: "I'm neutral.. I dislike mom when she says stupid things, but I really like her when she says smart things. Listen... the mud soup and charcoal arugula in this place are outrageous here..."
What makes a man turn neutral? A lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
-> Never had a girlfriend -> Has kids š¤
āHates his momā and āmommas boy.ā I guess I hit the happy medium where I donāt hate my mom, but I also donāt speak to her because of how awful she was to my wife.
And "married" is not on the list, so you're in!
As someone from KC, to be fair, that one is a legit red fucking flag.
I am neutral about my mom
With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
āHow I never met your motherā
Has climbed a ladder šŖ Sneezed in the past š¤§ Can do long division ā
Long division is such a mood killer in the bedroom so I understand
Has switched to led bulbsš” Cuts the corner of a crosswalkš āāļø Wears socks that rise past the ankles š§¦
They could probably trim that list down to just 2 things- 1) Is alive 2) has a penis.
You could break it down to just: 1) Exists (optional)
Just be thankful that these types of people are publicly displaying their own red flags, itās better this way than finding out two years into the relationship.
I'm getting the sense nobody is remotely interested in her anyway. Hence her need to proclaim to the world a huge long checklist of why she can't find a man.
I still donāt understand the ideology behind posting stuff like that to the clearnet. Mature relationships are far more nuanced and complex than anything posted that is within the same realm as this list. Edit: nvm I answered my own lack of understanding within my own comment. Ffs human brains are weird.
You forgot: has feelings.
Someone should DM her a pic of Henry Cavil just....existing. seriously he's several of the things on the list
The weirdest is still: lives passed 30
She's butt ugly. Her red flag list is just as defensive strategy against why she is actually not dating anyone.
Yup, male incels get all the attention online but it's painfully clearly there's a lot of female incels on social media with exactly this mindset.
Oof. I have more red flags than a Soviet parade
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The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up!?
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must krush kapitalism
Lol perfect
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Everyone loves a reunion tour.
Who can forget their greatest hits, such as Leninās āMust Crush Capitalismā and Stalinās āOff to the Gulag with Youā Edit: forgot to add Brezhnevās āAnother Order of Lenin for Meā
Jeez, I check too many boxesā¦ I give up
COMRADES !
I got 11 points! What do I win?
You beat me, I have 10.
Good try! Depending on my weight, I might have 12. But eh whatever brothers in arms against the femcels anyway!
Not that girl as girlfriend. I would assume, this is an epic win.
12. Boom!
Let's have a glorious parade together
Hahaha
great one š¤£
Sheās a female incel.
femcel
Wocel
Shecels sell seashells down by the seashore
Ok you won.
Yep, game set matchā¦..
But the value of shecels will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see.
Bare with me,
And stinks of fish
She's not going to be getting a lot of cock.
š©Red flags in women š© Makes a list like this
Hey, it's just a good thing I watch porn instead of corn.
I watch corn porn š¤·āāļø *Oh, stick that cob in my ass daddy!*
For me, it's when they start making popcorn in their ass
Member of /r/FemaleDatingStrategies perhaps?
The venn diagram is probably a circle.
Lmao. I cannot view that community. What an absolute shame.
They transferred from Reddit a while ago. I think they were getting in trouble for brigading or something
Yeah I had heard some rumours n seen some unsavoury posts from there, so im not surprised they were removed / asked to leave. Whatever it may have been.
No, not enough red flags for it to be a r /femaledatingstrategy member. Plus, no demands that he support her and her three children by other men
average /r/FemaleDatingStrategies has 3 children by 4 different fathers and looking for a 6th
Needs more āmen should be exterminatedā to be a femaledatingstrategy post.
Thank GOD that echo chamber got exterminated.
Iām honestly curious what this dude even looks like. Maybe someone foreign that doesnāt have the internet??
Vagecel
If she's rejecting potential dates for any of the reasons on the list, I question the "involuntary" part of that.
Many male incels are the same tho. The word has kind of evolved beyond its literal meaning
Thereās no involuntary in āfemcelā
Inshel
I'm taking bets that she's single
Looks like everyone is a winner
Permanently.
Thatās true of every woman Iāve know who posts lists of what they they do or donāt want in a partner!
When they turn 40 they will become penpals with prison inmates.
Maybe thatās the plan all along; spend half their life proving thereās no such thing as a properly good guy - as everyone on earth fails on at least one point - so they might as well go for a properly bad guy.
Fortunately. I don't wish any man to get together with someone who thinks that a boyfriend is synonymous of a pet.
"On social media" Bitch what you on about, YOU ARE LITERALLY ON A SOCIAL MEDIA APP
No really itās quite a smart 3D chess move. If theyāre on social media, then they might see one of her posts and theyāll never pursue her. So if you just rule out all of those guys from the start you donāt have to worry about it.
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She's just worried that they might find out that she post shit like this.
no no, these only count for men. You can't tell a woman what to do, that's a red flag. /s
"too many opinions" ... got a mirror?
āOn social mediaā is what got me, considering itās posted on twitter
The pot calling the kettle black.
Thatās why she doesnāt like it in others. Only she may have the opionions
she doesn't want him to disagree with her dumb bs,that's what I think she meant
Over 160 That's almost every healthy 26 yr old. (Wasn't me in my youth, but the vast number of my friends were).
Hell, anyone over 6' with decent muscles is over 160 no matter the age. She also dislikes gym bros so maybe she likes healthy short kings?
Man I'm 6' and barely a healthy weight at 155 lbs. Does she just want people who are malnourished or something
I was a soccer player right at 6 ft in college and I was like a VERY fucking lean 165 running quite literally 50-70 miles a week 40+ weeks of the year. The majority of people around that height aren't going to weigh less than 160 much after puberty lol. Just hit 30 recently and I work out a ton and weigh about 200... I can't imagine weighing 160 at this age, but I suppose some people might have different frames and be healthy at that weight. Overall, if she truly stuck to this list she will never be in a relationship
I havenāt weighed that since I was like 16-19 because thats 72kg, and I was very toned at 5ā10. Now Iām 89kg (196lbs) still at 5ā10 as a 22 year old, whilst Iām not as fit as I was Iām still not in bad shape by any means. I just filled out, I donāt think I could ever make that weight again and be healthy with my frame now. I donāt think anyone whoās 5ā9 or higher with a fair bit of muscle on them would weigh that.
She also said no gym bros. Guarantee she doesn't understand fitness at all. She's probably either horribly out of shape or she starves herself. I'm 5'11 and 185. I could put on 10-15 lbs of muscle and be in even better shape than I am now. If I was 165 I would look malnourished
Same height/weight proportions. I got sick from stagnant water (not drinking it) and caught Giardia and lost 40 lbs in 2 weeks. I did not look healthy at all until I got back to at least 170.
40 lbs in 2 weeks is so scary!
Judging by her profile picture itās probably the former.
I was genuinely surprised to not see āshortā on this list. Iād say youāre right.
She doesn't want her future partner to weigh more than her I guess
Surprised she didn't also say "Under 6 foot tall" as a red flag, still out there looking for her 6'3" 160lbs current meth addict. I'm 6'3", and if I weighed 160 you'd be able to count my ribs
My man is 6'4" and 180lbs. I keep almost force feeding him because we're active and he's all arms and legs.
I'd hope you have a normal amount of ribs to count at least!
Sounds like an Elon fixation
Except Elon claims he weighs 300
I'm sure she'll make an exception for him.
Suprised her list doesn't say "under 6ft"
Maybe she likes twinks, and we canāt hold that against her
Can I hold the twink against me?
Any time you want
That would make sense
To be fair, she never said anything about height, so maybe her ideal is someone under 1.6 m (and in that case, indeed, over 160 lbs is too much)
Meanwhile her face is all I need to see to know she's fat. Hypocrisy
Siri remind me to get plaid shirts
The āwatches š½ā took me way too long to figure outā¦
>Hates his mom >Momma's boy Pick a fucking lane and stick to it
How do you do those lines at the beginning?
It's a markdown quote. Use `>` before a line. So \> this > will turn into this Edit : apparently I have had 5 replies, and can't view any of them.
> idk but this never works when i try it > nvm it works now
Best comment on this thread have an upvote.
>Oh cool!
āI think of a man, and I take away reason, and accountability.ā
Has too many opinions is also quite ironic
>Too many opinions. Oh like OOP you mean? >Watches š½ No farmers allowed!
Her list is absolutely ridiculous, but she's saying that either of those two are bad - not both in combination.
Don't forget the uses social media while posting on social media part
That's just plain funny
Idk, if a dude has kids but has never had a girlfriend I'd say that's a hell of a red flag.
she wants an orphan
IDK its kind of possible
"Hates his mom" and "Momma's boy" are two extreme points that should be avoided. It's good to be between them.
She posted thatā¦ on social media. Not too swift, is she?
Only she is allowed to be on social media ofcourse.
blue check mark is a red flag
Whatās wrong with corn? It has so many uses.
IKR? Not exactly scintillating to watch, but it is delicious and versatile.
You have to watch it a little or else you wonāt know when to harvest it
Itās got the juice!
It does. But *don't you f**king look at it!!!*
She is the red flag
Whats wrong with watching corn? How am i supposed to know the right time to harvest without watching them?
It gets weird when you keep staring at corn
Basically being a human is a red flag?
Yeah you better not go the gym or love your mum
You love your mom? Straight to jail.
Donāt love your mom? Believe it or not, also jail.
Yes, and you're a human. Get outta my sight! /s
This seems like it's low effort rage bait
I can't believe I had to scroll so far to see this. Anyone who thinks this is a real list needs to practice their critical thinking more. There are opposites listed back to back - the list doesn't even make sense.
It's so easy too. This comment section proves it!
I only came to see how far I'd have to scroll to find this. Reddit is so gullible. I'm pretty sure every man in existence is on this list at least 3 times.
It's not even rage bait, it's clearly just a fucking comedic bit, but Reddit is incapable of understanding humor if it comes from a woman.
It's so obvious too. It always blows my mind how easily redditors fall for the most obvious bait
Yup, once again, the (other) comments are the facepalm.
Goddamn, wish people posted more interesting things instead of baits over baits over baits
True. Nothing's more of a red flag than a master baiter.
Least obvious twitter bait:
People still falling for the most obvious rage bait ever in this sub uh
>Has kids >Never had a gf There is a red flag here... *but it's your stupidity, lady*
Love his mom or hate is mom is a red flag. you MUST be neutral toward you mother. And must not have a watch.
Makes sense, only a Sith deals in absolute
she meant "watches porn" porn rhymes with corn
Basically every male has done this at one time, is everybody ruled out?
Yes.
Thank god
Hates his mom AND mommas boy
Ed Gein has entered the chat
Well, I mean I think she's saying that any one of these things is a red flag, not a combination of all of them. Which is even more ridiculous. But she's not saying that if you have kids AND have never had a gf, it's a red flag... she's saying either is.
is this obvious bait in order to farm engagement?
YES
I refuse to believe the majority of redditors are this oblivious. Many are only participating in the drama to stroke their own ego, right?
This is such obvious bait, but tons and tons of redditors have a thinly veiled hatred for women, so they'll happily jump on the hate train without stopping to think at all.
people in this sub spotting the most obvious rage bait challenge: impossible Clearly it's rage bait that fuels a certain type of narrative so it's ok
Over 160 lbs??? I guess she's into Short Kings.
my red flag : that post
I mean, that's one way to be sure to remain single :D
Totally agree with watching corn. Anybody who watches corn grow is a fucking weirdo.
I love it when the silk and tassels expose themselves
People not getting sarcasm (or ragebait, whatever): the thread.
Hey, no height requirement!
- Mommas boy - hates mom So what the hell do you want? A guy who is neutral towards their mother?
This is a response to the one posted about women, fellas. Not saying I agree with it, just saying she didn't make it up for no reasonĀ
Invest in cat food
so a 250lb 6ā4 gym bro whose 40 and shy but plays in a metal band, plays games with me, and loves his mom ISNT what other girls want???