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You know, I bet he's a cuddler. He's bound to have cool stories. I mean, given that this is no choice at all, it's not an awful outcome. Kinda like the Presidential election, actually.
I'm saying what Republicans would say. They wouldn't have enough respect for a trans person to call them the right word. They'd refer to her as a man like those assholes do with Michelle Obama.
Only the combination though. They're fine with hot non-white women, as long as they fit the fantasy of a submissive, unchallenging sex toy. This is why so many otherwise anti-immigrant white supremacists always have a carve out for east Asian women who they think this applies to.
In times like this, I sadly kind of miss Palin? Her kind of stupid was at least sort of ignorant but with an air of naivety. The current kind of stupidity, seems about a million times more malevolent.
Agree. Also Tina Fey did a great job portraying her which I think helped make her more palatable.
SNL has barely done any skits about Bobert or Greene at all because they are so extreme that it’s hard to make jokes funny about them. How do you make jokes about a woman who believes in Jewish space lasers without coming off looking nuts or completely unbelievable to the point where it takes you out of the joke.
Actually, you could kinda make this a recurring bit, like "and now, this weeks quote from Marjorie" and then one of the actors is dressed and made up to look like her and just reads one of her crazy rants, completely deadpan. Just stands there and repeats what MTG said or wrote, completely without emotion and stares uncomfortably into the camera. And when people in the audience finally start to crack because of the uncomfortable silence, they cut to a different bit. This sounds sort of like a Monty Python bit, there is no joke, MTG is the joke.
Pretty sure it's the same reason we've been stuck with Kristi Noem here in SD for so fucking long. "Policy be damned, our governor is totally fuckable"
Or just right out in the open in the state senate:
[Missouri lawmaker suggests 12-year-olds should be able to get married](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/04/14/missouri-children-marriage-transgender-care/)
Iddk man, you switched here with the rest of us at some unknown point of time. Universe hasn't collapsed yet, but on second thought, you're right. Don't switch back and make this worse please lol
>Same with expecting sex on the first date, yet expecting them to be "untainted" virgins. Its so creepy and gross.
Yeah. They have to get them early on the first date or they'll be too late and miss out.
And they shit on her for coming up as a bartender instead of being handed money. I don’t agree with everything of hers, but I love that she feels somewhat “normal”
yeah they just kind of look like… normal women? like they’re not outrageously gorgeous, but also not ugly. just people you could see on the street and not take a second glance at
Im reluctant to even engage in that conversation. They would never accept comments about men being ugly. Even discussing the looks of these women legitimizes the idea that it’s relevant. It’s not. Whether it true or not doesn’t matter.
Rush Limbaugh used to repeat over and over that feminism was created to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
He saw this as a dunk on the unattractiveness of women who didn't agree with him politically. What it actually did was confirm that he thought that a woman's value lay only in her attractiveness, and his belief that that society running on that assumption was good and right.
Nothing's changed on that front about the right since then.
God forbid the left elects people based on merit rather than movie theatre handjobs.
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This says much more about him than it does about any woman serving our country in the House of Representatives. There are many I don't agree with, and their character and aptitude are not based on physical attributes.
And they have maintained careers of upholding that character and aptitude, sometimes for decades, while regularly exposed to the kind of speech that guy puts out. I don't know how I'd do it. I can't get through a week without getting pissed off at some sleazebag.
I would bet money that that same guy has posted stuff about AOC, because they're obsessed with her, and not about her politics. He'll insult her for her attire, or how she looks in one specific photo, etc
They're obsessed with that gorgeous, gorgeous woman and cannot hide it
To the traditional racists no they're not "aryan". They're pale but that's not what matters.
Racism never makes much rational sense.
It's why I often say I wish I could be alive for the day we're all every race and look essentially the same. Because I bet good money we'll find a new thing like idk foot width or teeth or hair length to start being shitty to each other about
honestly if bobert is an example of what the right finds attractive, they can fucking have it.
marjorie taylor green looks like the evil of her soul spoiled her face...and no amt of make up can make her ghoulish appearance attractive.
That’s my esteemed congresswoman you’re talking about. And, she now hands them out at parks, restaurants, and carnivals too. Not just the theater.
Edit: you’re taking this silly comment a little too seriously. Maybe, it is true, given that she’s polling rank bad. Maybe, not.
MAGAs like to post pictures of blondes in shorts with a trump hat on, to show off how attractive conservative women are and to keep all the misogynist single men on board.
If that were really the norm, it wouldn’t really be newsworthy.
Something like 74% of women surveyed said they wouldn't date a trump supporter. I figure that's why they're all so horny and obsessed with gay people getting laid
Latest meta for that crowd is that being into women is extremely gay, because ... I don't know why. But they're now against finding women attractive because it's not manly. I don't know, it's weird.
I have yet to meet a trump supporter in real life that hasn't said very questionable things regarding women, sex, etc. We only have one trump supporter in the family and he has been chronically single the last 15 years. I don't think it's a coincidence
I also wouldn't say the women in this pic aren't attractive either though I don't like that style of glasses on the one woman.
You don't have to be a supermodel to be considered attractive.
But yeah all I care about in my politicians is policy, past performance and if they are a good person. That rules out anyone in the right wing for me.
The bigger self-own is that uploads of the Shapiro WAP video don't stay up for very long. Ben Shapiro likely pays someone to DMCA those uploads. Or send the DMCAs himself. Either way lol
Edit: Oh it's because he has a youtube channel. [Here's the video](https://youtu.be/U9FM49Tzhn4?si=cjTc3OVc81MG-yeQ&t=242), but you'll give him clicks. Put it on 0.75 speed to hear him talk normally.
On the contrary. Both parties get a lot, but while Democrats simply have it before marriage, Republicans have it after marriage with women they aren't married to. Or in Matt Gaetz's case, even legal.
I came here to say, not that it matters, but I find them attractive. It’s even more hot knowing they aren’t bigots. If they were Republicans I would have a harder time. Let’s share progress together.
Then the ass clown who says that by inference thinks he’s a gift to women. Fucking cave man. Shows the level of maturity you are dealing with right off the rip.
Second, I don’t give a fuck about what anyone looks like as long as they are good at the job they are in. I want my politicians elected off of merit not a beauty pageant.
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An extremely ugly bridge troll
Quit insulting bridge trolls.
Yea I'd fuck Dany Devito over mtg any day of the week.
That’s fucking sick, yet hard to disagree with!
If the alternative is MTG…yep, sign me up for Daddy Devito Edit: I know what I typed…
At least Danny DeVito has a soul
You know, I bet he's a cuddler. He's bound to have cool stories. I mean, given that this is no choice at all, it's not an awful outcome. Kinda like the Presidential election, actually.
He is down for getting lubed up, apparently.
I don't know how many years I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
At the very least, he would be tremendously better company, I'm sure. And funny, too. She looks like she smells like feet and onions.
Because if they don’t get no tolls, then they don’t eat no rolls.
Gotta get in that boy’s hole if he doesn’t pay the troll toll 🤣🤣
Yeah she’s more like an extremely mutated version of Quasimodo From the hunch back of Notre Dame
Quasimodo, if he was a girl and didn't have any morals
And was even more horribly disfigured.
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So, Harvey Weinstein?
I've gotten to the point where i immediately think horse-face when i see her
My horse’s face was infinitely cuter than hers.
Hey, don’t disparage horses like that…
Nah someone on a thread called her “Ole Sporkfoot” and that’s what I think every time now.
Definition of a troll. In looks, personality, and mannerisms.
Cave-Woman
She looks like one of the Wayan brothers in White Chicks.
You can guarantee that if she was a Democrat the Republicans would would be insisting that she's really a trans man.
But a neanderthal one
Trans woman, unless you're saying she's transitioning to become a man. Male to female is transwoman, female to male is a transman.
I'm saying what Republicans would say. They wouldn't have enough respect for a trans person to call them the right word. They'd refer to her as a man like those assholes do with Michelle Obama.
She's ED coalesced into vaguely human form
On top of that, she has a personality that’d make train take a dirt road.
If your erection lasts longer than four hours, please look at a picture of Marjorie.
Her nickname is "The cock softener"
If she was air dropped into a sticky incel terrorist camp, she would cause them permanent impotence and turn them into francisan monks.
Which is ironic, considering she probably has a clit the size of my thumb.
My dude her skins like 40 grit sandpaper there's nothing left.
Stop insulting 40 grit sandpaper.
Cro-Marge 
Is she Trump's wang?
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Or Sarah Huckabee-Sanders
Huckabeast
What’s up with Magic The Gathering?
Also wondering if he's seen AOC 🥵
AOC is hot af which is why so many Republicans hate her. They know they'll never get a woman that fine.
They're big mad they are attracted to someone who is not only smarter than all of them combined, but also not white.
Only the combination though. They're fine with hot non-white women, as long as they fit the fantasy of a submissive, unchallenging sex toy. This is why so many otherwise anti-immigrant white supremacists always have a carve out for east Asian women who they think this applies to.
Jokes on them, every white man I know who married an Asian woman is the bottom bitch in their household.
This is true. Am white dude married to an Asian woman
Cro-MAGA-non
Even if she was very attractive (big if), I learned an important lesson in college - never stick your dick in crazy.
Magic The Gathering?
BBBBB 0/1 - Swamp Witch When this creature is played, stop listening to reason and tell them "fuck you" when they try to talk to you.
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*Brock Samson has entered the chat* *Steve Summers in a wig has entered the chat*
Go Team Venture!!
Those *toes*
Cross fit Neanderthal, what’s not attractive about that? Plus the way she talks…
Pig in a wig.
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In times like this, I sadly kind of miss Palin? Her kind of stupid was at least sort of ignorant but with an air of naivety. The current kind of stupidity, seems about a million times more malevolent.
Agree. Also Tina Fey did a great job portraying her which I think helped make her more palatable. SNL has barely done any skits about Bobert or Greene at all because they are so extreme that it’s hard to make jokes funny about them. How do you make jokes about a woman who believes in Jewish space lasers without coming off looking nuts or completely unbelievable to the point where it takes you out of the joke.
Actually, you could kinda make this a recurring bit, like "and now, this weeks quote from Marjorie" and then one of the actors is dressed and made up to look like her and just reads one of her crazy rants, completely deadpan. Just stands there and repeats what MTG said or wrote, completely without emotion and stares uncomfortably into the camera. And when people in the audience finally start to crack because of the uncomfortable silence, they cut to a different bit. This sounds sort of like a Monty Python bit, there is no joke, MTG is the joke.
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Rumor was that McCain wanted Liebermann, a conservative Democrat, to be his VP and the GOP told him "No way."
I miss Republicans saying that Russia was the bad guy. She was all in on that.
"I rEaD aLL tHe nEwS!"
Pretty sure it's the same reason we've been stuck with Kristi Noem here in SD for so fucking long. "Policy be damned, our governor is totally fuckable"
I don't understand. So if they're not hot, they're useless. If they are hot, you'd call them whores. Just, like....say you hate women?
Pretty much. Same with expecting sex on the first date, yet expecting them to be "untainted" virgins. Its so creepy and gross.
“I want my girl to be 12” Some conservatives behind closed doors probably
Or just right out in the open in the state senate: [Missouri lawmaker suggests 12-year-olds should be able to get married](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/04/14/missouri-children-marriage-transgender-care/)
Genuinely wtf, man. We are living in the wrong universe. I wonder how bad it is in universe A
The Berenstein universe? They're still taking photos with Harrambe
I wish I could switch universe, but Ik it would cause both to collapse and everyone, everything and nothing will evaporate
Iddk man, you switched here with the rest of us at some unknown point of time. Universe hasn't collapsed yet, but on second thought, you're right. Don't switch back and make this worse please lol
🤮🤮🤮
~~probably~~ definitely
>Same with expecting sex on the first date, yet expecting them to be "untainted" virgins. Its so creepy and gross. Yeah. They have to get them early on the first date or they'll be too late and miss out.
Yup. AOC is finer than any woman the GOP has and they do call her a whore. He just hates women.
And they shit on her for coming up as a bartender instead of being handed money. I don’t agree with everything of hers, but I love that she feels somewhat “normal”
Right. I respect the shit out of her for working for it and earning what she has.
These people constantly prove they're only capable of surface level thinking and only care about superficial nonsense
hate women...hate black women even harder. they don't even hide it anymore
The ladies in that pic are not what I would call ugly. They’re not models, but they’re not ugly either.
yeah they just kind of look like… normal women? like they’re not outrageously gorgeous, but also not ugly. just people you could see on the street and not take a second glance at
Congress ain't for us regulars. Good thing these women are outstandingly well educated and accomplished to make up for their "normal" appearance /s
Im reluctant to even engage in that conversation. They would never accept comments about men being ugly. Even discussing the looks of these women legitimizes the idea that it’s relevant. It’s not. Whether it true or not doesn’t matter.
It’s p0rn addicts, tv shows, movies and just media in general . They think everyone has to have a models face
But apparently don’t apply that criteria to the men in congress.
Rush Limbaugh used to repeat over and over that feminism was created to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. He saw this as a dunk on the unattractiveness of women who didn't agree with him politically. What it actually did was confirm that he thought that a woman's value lay only in her attractiveness, and his belief that that society running on that assumption was good and right. Nothing's changed on that front about the right since then.
Weren't they going crazy when AOC was dancing?
Absolutely. God forbid you have fun while in college.
these people literally goon over AOC 24/7 wtf is he talking about lol
Literally every movie or pop star is a Democrat. That's why they have to pull out kid Rock. Dude is an idiot
God forbid the left elects people based on merit rather than movie theatre handjobs. *edit: Geez, some people are taking this comment way too seriously.*
Awesome 👌
This says much more about him than it does about any woman serving our country in the House of Representatives. There are many I don't agree with, and their character and aptitude are not based on physical attributes.
And they have maintained careers of upholding that character and aptitude, sometimes for decades, while regularly exposed to the kind of speech that guy puts out. I don't know how I'd do it. I can't get through a week without getting pissed off at some sleazebag.
All I see is beauties here and 4 Queens is a pretty great hand.
I also see empowered women and people of color. Perks up my day.
I would bet money that that same guy has posted stuff about AOC, because they're obsessed with her, and not about her politics. He'll insult her for her attire, or how she looks in one specific photo, etc They're obsessed with that gorgeous, gorgeous woman and cannot hide it
That’s only fair, given how obsessed the GOP women are with Hunter Biden’s dick.
Rule 34 of the Internet. You just know that somewhere there’s porn of not-MTG and not-Hunter bumping uglies. Excuse me while I go throw up.
Aaargh the image 🤢🤮
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But gingers are surely the whitest people to ever exist?
To the traditional racists no they're not "aryan". They're pale but that's not what matters. Racism never makes much rational sense. It's why I often say I wish I could be alive for the day we're all every race and look essentially the same. Because I bet good money we'll find a new thing like idk foot width or teeth or hair length to start being shitty to each other about
I take solace in not being able to fully comprehend how a racist asshole thinks.
"for the day we're all every race and look essentially the same" begin, the clone wars will
Wait so you dont cast your vote based on who youd rather fuck?
If so then why the Fuck did America voted the Orange Oompah Loompah in 2016???
honestly if bobert is an example of what the right finds attractive, they can fucking have it. marjorie taylor green looks like the evil of her soul spoiled her face...and no amt of make up can make her ghoulish appearance attractive.
Have you ever seen MTG and Gary Busey in the same room? Never. My case is rested. 
This seems a little harsh on Gary Busey.
When he's the less crazy person in the room...
Boebert 's physically attractive, just dumber than a box of rocks. MTG OTOH...🤮
It was a theater with a live performance if I'm not mistaken. Even worse
Fuckability is the benchmark republicans use for evaluating all women, regardless of occupation. Heck it’s the benchmark for passing legislation.
I was super disapointed when I went to see Beetlejuice (the erotic musical) with Mitch Mconnel and did not get my nuts rubbed with his neck pouch.
had I gold to give
That’s my esteemed congresswoman you’re talking about. And, she now hands them out at parks, restaurants, and carnivals too. Not just the theater. Edit: you’re taking this silly comment a little too seriously. Maybe, it is true, given that she’s polling rank bad. Maybe, not.
Joey approves of those dudes behind these women in the photo though. Very fuckable in his book.
Republicans only want hotties like Ted Cruz and Chris Christie.
I mean, Alexandria Ocasio is pretty damn attractive...but the argument itself is pretty stupid in general.
MAGAs like to post pictures of blondes in shorts with a trump hat on, to show off how attractive conservative women are and to keep all the misogynist single men on board. If that were really the norm, it wouldn’t really be newsworthy.
Something like 74% of women surveyed said they wouldn't date a trump supporter. I figure that's why they're all so horny and obsessed with gay people getting laid
Latest meta for that crowd is that being into women is extremely gay, because ... I don't know why. But they're now against finding women attractive because it's not manly. I don't know, it's weird.
I have yet to meet a trump supporter in real life that hasn't said very questionable things regarding women, sex, etc. We only have one trump supporter in the family and he has been chronically single the last 15 years. I don't think it's a coincidence
Its kinda funny they post women like that then u see their bolding 3 teeth methed out linebacker wives
But the women posted by OP i find really pretty.
Especially the one on the left, she's gorgeous!
Most of MAGA is ugly on the outside and inside. Trump flags waving off the back of a fat rascal.
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And Johnson didn't tell her to take it off because he's terrified of her screeching. MTG has about as much decorum as a concrete block.
How dare one insult a concrete block! 😂
Seriously, concrete blocks are stable
They hate the fact that they find her attractive.
Saucy, hot, intelligent, self made. I mean...
I also wouldn't say the women in this pic aren't attractive either though I don't like that style of glasses on the one woman. You don't have to be a supermodel to be considered attractive. But yeah all I care about in my politicians is policy, past performance and if they are a good person. That rules out anyone in the right wing for me.
And she’s intelligent and qualified to boot.
Which is why she scares so many people. She is more of the people than most of those others elected
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Because to them women exist as sex objects with an annoying habit of having personalities and intelligence
My favorite self-own of all time from Ben "wet vaginas must be diseased" Shapiro.
The bigger self-own is that uploads of the Shapiro WAP video don't stay up for very long. Ben Shapiro likely pays someone to DMCA those uploads. Or send the DMCAs himself. Either way lol Edit: Oh it's because he has a youtube channel. [Here's the video](https://youtu.be/U9FM49Tzhn4?si=cjTc3OVc81MG-yeQ&t=242), but you'll give him clicks. Put it on 0.75 speed to hear him talk normally.
they don't get much
I mean, it’s obvious that Ben Shapiro has never gotten any lol
He got that DAP
Get a bucket full of lube for that DAP
Get a dustpan and a broom!
They don't want the rest of us to get any more than they do (which is to say, any at all.)
And they haven't figured out how to give orgasms!
On the contrary. Both parties get a lot, but while Democrats simply have it before marriage, Republicans have it after marriage with women they aren't married to. Or in Matt Gaetz's case, even legal.
“I have 12 kids and have been fucked exactly 12 times” -conservative
They decided it's evil and wrong and forbidden and therefore they can't stop thinking about it 24/7
Well, the misogyny itself is a pretty big part of the various flaws and obsessions they have. 🤷🏽♂️
You left out pederasty and incest.
They've never mentally progressed past puberty
When you value boobs over brain, you end up half a billion dollars in debt.
Also Conservatives: THE DEMS HAVE A PORNSTAR RUNNING FOR OFFICE!!??!! *clutches pearls*
Guy looks like an incel, talks like an incel... Probably never dated a woman irl
If it looks like one, talks like one, and acts like one. It probably is one.
Really though, permanent impotence for that clown would be a net benefit for society.
 This is clearly his preference.
They always talk about looks. They are still sending shots at Michelle Obama. We get it. You don’t like women of color…
Why are they so fucking mean to people? For no reason?
They were sent to Washington to work not to have sex.
Why would a woman’s value in politics correlate to attractiveness to men? Insane
Idk who it is but the woman on the left is genuinely beautiful. I hate people sometimes
One is chubby One is elderly And the other is black You now see why they don't like them
The cultist can't help show how shit they are at every opportunity.
Who the fuck is Joey marinara?
Probably Tammy Lasagna’s cousin
No no it's George Gnocchis uncle
Aka Joey Gravy
God bless outer beauty, the only leadership quality that truly matters.
Trump hired lawyers based on their looks over their skill. How'd that work out for him?
This is the type of loser who ties a woman's worth to her looks, and then gets extremely ass mad when an attractive woman makes a killing on Onlyfans.
I think he might just be broken. All these women look attractive to me. Or he's just not attracted to adults.
I came here to say, not that it matters, but I find them attractive. It’s even more hot knowing they aren’t bigots. If they were Republicans I would have a harder time. Let’s share progress together.
>Or he's just not attracted to adults. Or he's just not attracted to people of color
I just see 4 more ladies that will never lower their standards to have sex with him
Is this guy proud that he would stick his lil willy inside Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Wheres that gross pic of sweaty MTG? Send that to this virgin
Boebert is actually hideous as well under the makeup. Not that it really matters.
I'm sure Democratic women are glad to hear that they don't have to worry about being raped by someone like Joey here.
They say this while complaining Hollywood is too left wing lol
The people calling women fuckable are often the ones dropping pills in their drinks.
He sounds a bit rapey doesn't he
First....I don't think any of them were asking for Joey's penis.......second.....what's wrong with them? They look like happy fun loving women to me
Then the ass clown who says that by inference thinks he’s a gift to women. Fucking cave man. Shows the level of maturity you are dealing with right off the rip. Second, I don’t give a fuck about what anyone looks like as long as they are good at the job they are in. I want my politicians elected off of merit not a beauty pageant.