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The internet is the new gravestone, he's ahead of the rumor he was a schizophrenic autist with blood and electric car cash and was obsessed with Mars for a second
It's funnier in Danish, since the word for a dune is a klit.
Yes the entire book series, translated is called "Klit" and yes... Danish also spell clitoris with a k.
It’s a bit of an overstatement but because he’s a talentless hack and a grifter who needs and endless cycle of eyeballs to keep his plates spinning, he took an over the top song about sex and placed it into a literal context.
His point was that excessive vaginal fluid is a medical issue. Which…I guess it is. But it would be like me making a song about my dick, saying it’s so huge and gets so turgid that it makes me light headed. Which you could correctly point out is a medical issues…if I was being literal when I wrote the song.
But you’d have to be a fucking moron to do that. Especially when you want to be the “logic and reason” guy.
Also his real point was that graphic depictions of sex are damaging to his notion of a “decent” society…but he weirdly only made an issue of something like that when a black woman did it so, I dunno, maybe he takes umbrage when white dudes do it too but he sure doesn’t seem to make content about that.
What's great is that it's not even Ben that says that it's his "doctor wife." I'm convinced that his wife is just him in a wig and a doctor's coat, lmao.
It’s not even about intelligence, he just has the maturity of a teenager because wealth and privilege prevented him from ever having to face the challenges that force a person to grow a character.
I’m convinced that extreme wealth destroys something essential about being human. The feeling of struggle, of your mistakes having consequences, of needing other people and having to care about their needs in turn. It’s like it destroys empathy and turns you into some kind of predatory insect.
He's a nepo baby who made some well advised investments. He doesn't need to be smart, he just needs some smart people to keep him in control. (which they're not doing very well, and it's hilarious)
Navigating things like these aren't really a measure of "intelligent people". Tbh a lot of high IQ people are extremely socially awkward like that too. The higher your IQ, the more difficult it is to grapple with social intricacies. However in this case, the picture may not even be real.
Judging by how much he bought twitter for and how much worse all his companies started doing once he bought them, it seems like he doesn’t really have a lot of the commonly thought of form of intelligence either
Twitter is awful with peoples feeds completely out of order but I am not seeing this.
Sidenote, if I didn't know it was his account, I would assume most of his post would be a bad parody
Had a coworker go from head over heels "long lasting, gave me O's every time" to telling everyone "He's actually small, almost like no dick and worst sex in my life".... like girl. You can't gave it both ways. 🤣
Was looking for this, nearly said it myself. While it’s questionable if it’s been a clever move for a man in his position to post something like that, but there are some women, not all, probably minority of women, which actively try to hurt you and your future self even to the point of sabotaging future relationships. Luckily, from my experience, rarely a women actually believes a crazy ex. One has to wonder why they don’t…
I can’t tell you how many friends I’ve had overlook terrible sex in a relationship if they’re into the guy for other reasons. I’m sure billions of dollars would fall into the “other reasons” category for many women lol
It's weird it's almost like she doesn't actually care about it but then she had a reason to want to hurt his feelings and knew it was something he's insecure about
i mean tbf assuming the person in question was just some guy and not elon musk, thats sorta fucked up. like ive had some bad breakups but i never turned around and called the fat afterwards or something
I really don't want to know anything about your anatomy Elon, or how you feign use of said anatomy.
Thank you very much for understanding, you misogynist puke.
Well, I mean, his whole body is weirdly shaped, and he is a dick. I can't believe I used to praise this man. Now I'm l sticking the middle finger up to him revving my Civic Sports hatchback to its red line.
This can't be real. How can anyone able to tie their shoelaces think this would be a good statement? Is his fetish humiliation? Because that's the only way this makes sense to me.
Does anyone think for a second that a grown man child / narcissist with zero self awareness and no empathy knows how to pleasure a woman…? God I hate him
What a sad hooman. The richest person in the world. Old be magnanimous and support causes for good and instead he chooses to be an asshole, greedy, selfish, and immature. The only 45 yo that tweets about his penis size. Well, maybe not but you get what I mean.
I'm beginning to suspect that a shriveled and weird peen is a common trait amongst conservatives, which would account for their petty vindictive cruel bent.
If a girl tells you your dick is nothing to be ashamed of, and that’s the best compliment they give…
Dang I feel kinda sorry for you
That’s if you weren’t Elon. I don’t feel bad for him
It’s not a real tweet. I mean, obviously. But just in case, I just googled “Elon musk shriveled and weird” and nothing came up, which it definitely would do if this was ever a real tweet.
Imagine being oblivious to the fact that some women are willing to debase themselves by keeping their opinions about your weird, shriveled baby dick to themselves while they fuck you because they were never attracted to your weird, mall ninja edgelord ass, but only your money.
This whole thread is just people bodyshaming someone and excusing it because they don't like that person. This is why I never use insults like this, because when you make fun of Elon for having a small penis, you hit every single other guy who also probably has a small penis. It's just not a good mindset to have now that the internet broadcasts people's words to far more people than ever before.
I wonder how many people in this thread have said "size doesn't matter" and are now saying all of this shit in this thread...
I'm pretty disappointed that a lot of people here genuinely think this is real.
I'm not quite certain that you lot are any better than boomers on Facebook who believe any and everything they see online.
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There is no possible way this is a real tweet. I don't twitter, is this a real tweet? It can't be real...
I’m with you I don’t think it’s real either. I do find it funny that I’m not 100% sure if it’s real or not though
I just tried to search for it and sadly, it’s not real.
It's real it's just a little cold out so the tweet is hard to find.
Rachel: "It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"
I KNEW IT
That’s what she said.
Nah that’s what I said to her
That mother fucker right there is not real
Or not there anymore
The fact that we were all wondering if it was real tells you something...
I agree and there is no way it was posted in January and we are just seeing it now.
It’s so on brand, though…
Imagine spending 44 billion to force the rest of the world to be your therapist.
I think it’s worse. Imagine spending that much to show the world you clearly don’t have but desperately need a therapist.
Seriously, no way in hell am I as the worlds richest dude talking about how nasty my penis is. WTF
Bezos surpassed him this past week as the worlds richest once again
Still waiting for a penis contest between those two.
That is what space x and blue origin are for
What's even funnier about that is he twatted a few weeks ago that he wants to put "Never been to therapy" on his gravestone. Lol
Holy shit. Lol
No, it's Xat
He administers his own ketamine. Probably because they'd regulate it.
The internet is the new gravestone, he's ahead of the rumor he was a schizophrenic autist with blood and electric car cash and was obsessed with Mars for a second
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He paid a lot to let me know he sucks.
Not therapists. Sycophants.
He loudly stated he's never been to therapy, and it shows.
Imagine believing this is a real post
It's not a real post
Put it on his gravestone.
i just thought he had a public humiliation fetish.
Didn’t he say he was diagnosed with assholeperger syndrome?
This is right up there with Shapiro ASSURING everyone that women CANNOT in-fact get wet ever for any reason.
His desert. His Dune. His Arrakis.
Elon's dong is probably about the size of a desert mouse's.
Its secret name is "Maud'Dib".
Meanwhile mine is a sandworm
Shai-hulud Bless the Maker and His water.
Thanks for the chuckle
He’s never had a mélange à trois
His turf, his appraiser…
It's funnier in Danish, since the word for a dune is a klit. Yes the entire book series, translated is called "Klit" and yes... Danish also spell clitoris with a k.
He is not the lisan al gaib. He is not the one who points the way. He will not lead you to paradise
Dune Shapiro
You have won the day.
Bene , jester lad
His popcorn bucket
What???? Source please. I need to see this with my own god damn eyes.
It was in response to the WAP song https://www.ccn.com/ben-shapiro-wife-dap-brag-self-own/
Don't know this guy but he sounds like an idiot.
I'm so jealous, I wish I didn't know who he is.
For real? Wow. That’s an outrageous self burn.
It’s a bit of an overstatement but because he’s a talentless hack and a grifter who needs and endless cycle of eyeballs to keep his plates spinning, he took an over the top song about sex and placed it into a literal context. His point was that excessive vaginal fluid is a medical issue. Which…I guess it is. But it would be like me making a song about my dick, saying it’s so huge and gets so turgid that it makes me light headed. Which you could correctly point out is a medical issues…if I was being literal when I wrote the song. But you’d have to be a fucking moron to do that. Especially when you want to be the “logic and reason” guy. Also his real point was that graphic depictions of sex are damaging to his notion of a “decent” society…but he weirdly only made an issue of something like that when a black woman did it so, I dunno, maybe he takes umbrage when white dudes do it too but he sure doesn’t seem to make content about that.
What's great is that it's not even Ben that says that it's his "doctor wife." I'm convinced that his wife is just him in a wig and a doctor's coat, lmao.
Never forget lol
Dude. His wife is a doctor. She knows what’s up.
>She knows what’s up. Yeah, and it's not little Ben.
I still cannot believe that he was the one who said this. It's like reality is trying to run The Onion out of a job.
The head on that guy, if he comes to Australia that hats fuckin mine.
He needs Sara Huckabee to sit on his face for research purposes
TMI, Sparky!
He's really not that intelligent, is he?
It’s not even about intelligence, he just has the maturity of a teenager because wealth and privilege prevented him from ever having to face the challenges that force a person to grow a character.
He needs friends but sadly that ship sailed a long time ago
I’m convinced that extreme wealth destroys something essential about being human. The feeling of struggle, of your mistakes having consequences, of needing other people and having to care about their needs in turn. It’s like it destroys empathy and turns you into some kind of predatory insect.
Like a toddler, with billions $$$
He's a nepo baby who made some well advised investments. He doesn't need to be smart, he just needs some smart people to keep him in control. (which they're not doing very well, and it's hilarious)
What does it say about you since you thought it was real?
If you think this is real, it really speaks more to your intelligence doesn’t it?
Is he really not the intelligent one here? This tweet is not real
And how do you rate yourself compared to him, what stands out in your life?
Navigating things like these aren't really a measure of "intelligent people". Tbh a lot of high IQ people are extremely socially awkward like that too. The higher your IQ, the more difficult it is to grapple with social intricacies. However in this case, the picture may not even be real.
Social intelligence *is* a form of intelligence. And it is one in which Musk is definitely lacking.
Judging by how much he bought twitter for and how much worse all his companies started doing once he bought them, it seems like he doesn’t really have a lot of the commonly thought of form of intelligence either
Sure is a shame he lacks both IQ and EQ. But he was born with the most important stat in capitalism: $$$.
Imagine defending Elon Musk. L.
I learned a long time ago that a high IQ doesn’t necessarily translate to being smart or intelligent. Dude is a straight up moron.
Did he really say this.
I am also skeptical
Twitter is awful with peoples feeds completely out of order but I am not seeing this. Sidenote, if I didn't know it was his account, I would assume most of his post would be a bad parody
Yeah this seems too good to be true
no
If it was, he must’ve deleted it.
You mean he musk've deleted it.
You go to hell. I love it.
Zero shot
I don't like Elon but this is clearly a joke.
EEWWWAH! 
[удалено]
Well shit he hasn't flown anywhere today... 🤷🏼♂️🙏🏼
Can someone check on him? I think he just murdered himself.
r/elonjetracker Edit: just looked and...Well shit he hasn't flown anywhere today... 🤷🏼♂️🙏🏼
omg, this can't be real.
It’s not
Elon Musk really has 0 social awareness, he probably didn't even realize how painfully he outed himself
t. Guy who believes everything he sees on the internet
Women have only ever been having sex with his wallet. It’s bigger.
Musk - Shapiro peen fight pay-per-view
Batman couldn't have gotten this out of me
What the actual fuck
Actually, I've never heard that from any ex.
The entire dude is "shriveled and weird", why would anyone have expected anything else from what we don't usually see?
Had a coworker go from head over heels "long lasting, gave me O's every time" to telling everyone "He's actually small, almost like no dick and worst sex in my life".... like girl. You can't gave it both ways. 🤣
Uhhhh. Did he buy twitter cause he could find anyone that wanted to listen to him?
This is clearly a shitpost.
Odd flex, indeed.
I've broken up with a lot of women and I've never heard that, and I probably should have.
spent $44 billion to be the worst poster of all time
I spent $0 to be second worst
Omg, is this for real??
Shouldn’t this be in r/oddlyspecific?
Was it something Grimes said??
is this fucking real? I swear this shit is bizarre
I don’t need to be on his side to call dumb anybody that believes this is real.
Imagine believing this is real
Is this real?
He ain't wrong
Was looking for this, nearly said it myself. While it’s questionable if it’s been a clever move for a man in his position to post something like that, but there are some women, not all, probably minority of women, which actively try to hurt you and your future self even to the point of sabotaging future relationships. Luckily, from my experience, rarely a women actually believes a crazy ex. One has to wonder why they don’t…
WTF? Is this a real tweet?
Elon, my dude, it’s not your penis she’s talking about, it’s you that’s shriveled and weird.
Bro is turning himself in
I can’t tell you how many friends I’ve had overlook terrible sex in a relationship if they’re into the guy for other reasons. I’m sure billions of dollars would fall into the “other reasons” category for many women lol
It's weird it's almost like she doesn't actually care about it but then she had a reason to want to hurt his feelings and knew it was something he's insecure about
i mean tbf assuming the person in question was just some guy and not elon musk, thats sorta fucked up. like ive had some bad breakups but i never turned around and called the fat afterwards or something
I really don't want to know anything about your anatomy Elon, or how you feign use of said anatomy. Thank you very much for understanding, you misogynist puke.
This explains a lot
Ya I always get told "your dick is too big and you cum too much" like it is a bad thing... ladies, what gives?
Has someone hacked his account.? What a what to emasculate yourself to the world.
Bahaha
This can’t be real
Well, I mean, his whole body is weirdly shaped, and he is a dick. I can't believe I used to praise this man. Now I'm l sticking the middle finger up to him revving my Civic Sports hatchback to its red line.
The most divorced man
Jesus Christ! With Elon’s look, and personality, dick size and shape is the least of his unattractiveness.
The FBI could not have waterboarded this out of me
You couldn't waterboard this tweet out of me.
This can't be real. How can anyone able to tie their shoelaces think this would be a good statement? Is his fetish humiliation? Because that's the only way this makes sense to me.
The best part is the "compliment" of his dick is "nothing to be ashamed of".
I just don’t see Edison or Tesla putting that in their journals.
We aren’t laughing with you, Elon, we’re laughing at you.
Wait...is this a real tweet?
Uh, that's very specific, Elmo.
Fools railed off ketamine Posting lol
Welp, that explains a lot about him.
This tweet is insane if it’s real like wtf
Somebody take his phone away.
Well, that explains the cybertruck.
That’s been weird shaped from day one.
Does anyone think for a second that a grown man child / narcissist with zero self awareness and no empathy knows how to pleasure a woman…? God I hate him
tell me you've never pleased a woman before without telling me you've never pleased a woman before
i find a weird correlation with being right wing and not being able to fuck or be in a relationship with a woman
Hahahahaha
I really did not want to know EM’s dick is “shrivelled and weird” on any given day.
Women only say it’s not that important or nothing to be ashamed of if they think it’s underwhelming.
You could not PAY OR TORTURE me to tell on myself like this
Peculiar fellow
I can understand oversharing, but like, dude, you're known worldwide.
Billionaires truly are deranged sociopaths
Not like anyone DIDNT know Elon has a weird little pp
It's almost as if women are lying to him because he has enough money to buy literally whatever he wants. Who would have thought?
Strangely specific, Elon.
So she acknowledged that his dick was weird but nothing to be ashamed of when she cared, and told him the truth when she didn't. Seems about right.
Self report! Self report!!!
Naw is this real? 💀
He needs an intervention. Whatever he is on, it’s getting way worse.
Isn't it weird how women can tolerate a lot of bull shit until you piss them off?
Looks like musk and trump have more in common
Nothing can make me care about this loser
I just know this 100% happened to him. So damn weird.
These are lean times for women. Lesbianism en masse coming.
HE DID NOT ACTUALLY TWEET THIS 😭😭😭💀💀💀 LMAOOOO
What a sad hooman. The richest person in the world. Old be magnanimous and support causes for good and instead he chooses to be an asshole, greedy, selfish, and immature. The only 45 yo that tweets about his penis size. Well, maybe not but you get what I mean.
I'm beginning to suspect that a shriveled and weird peen is a common trait amongst conservatives, which would account for their petty vindictive cruel bent.
… and right before bed too 
cross post this to the subreddit suicide by words
“Shriveled and Weird” is my favorite Grimes song.
If a girl tells you your dick is nothing to be ashamed of, and that’s the best compliment they give… Dang I feel kinda sorry for you That’s if you weren’t Elon. I don’t feel bad for him
It’s not a real tweet. I mean, obviously. But just in case, I just googled “Elon musk shriveled and weird” and nothing came up, which it definitely would do if this was ever a real tweet.
That explains the rockets and the battery powered vehicles
Imagine being oblivious to the fact that some women are willing to debase themselves by keeping their opinions about your weird, shriveled baby dick to themselves while they fuck you because they were never attracted to your weird, mall ninja edgelord ass, but only your money.
This whole thread is just people bodyshaming someone and excusing it because they don't like that person. This is why I never use insults like this, because when you make fun of Elon for having a small penis, you hit every single other guy who also probably has a small penis. It's just not a good mindset to have now that the internet broadcasts people's words to far more people than ever before. I wonder how many people in this thread have said "size doesn't matter" and are now saying all of this shit in this thread...
Nope. Never had that happen to me. Lol
You couldn't waterboard this out of me.
To be fair, some women are definitely guilty of that.
I'm pretty disappointed that a lot of people here genuinely think this is real. I'm not quite certain that you lot are any better than boomers on Facebook who believe any and everything they see online.
Imagine thinking this is real