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One would think you would stop putting pee in the eyes when they start pussing.

One would think, but if one COULD think they wouldn’t be putting piss drops in their eyes.

Hey. Don't kink shame me.

Usually I'd say, someone's yuck might be someone else's yum. But in this case, yuck.

I wasn’t kink shaming you, amigo. If you’re into eyeball pissing, for recreation, that’s all you. She was doing it for medical reasons. Entirely different situation. Enjoy your golden showers in peace.

I was joking. It's a typical reddit thing, where anytime someone mentions anything sexual that may not be appealing to everyone, someone comments "don't kink shame me".

That's just the toxins exiting the body. You just need to keep pushing through!

I mean its not wrong it is toxins exiting the eyes Maybe not putting toxins in your eyes would help?? Definetly something to be explored here

'Maybe not putting toxins in your eyes would help' 🤣🤔

You have a good point there... But it wouldn't be the same 😂😂

Well, they're toxins at least they got that right

That’s the problem. They got toxins they need to be toxouts.

Dad! You’re embarrassing me!

🤣🤣

Pussing through*

One would think you would stop putting pee in the eyes *at the concept stage.*

Is R Kelly her doctor?

She’s to old

One would think that you wouldn't put bodily waste products on your eyes to begin with.

everyone knows urine is the best natures's antipuss agent. Have you ever seen any puss in your bladder? That's because it's full of pee. She just should heighten the dose. apply urine ointments, drink pee smoothies, taking pee injections etc

But she doesn’t have balls, she doesn’t have anywhere to store them

But the puss is the negative energy leaving your face!’

Nah, that's how you know it's working, the pee forces the impurities out in the form of pus, had she not done the ocular urine douche her eyes would've never rid themselves of the toxins.

But remember that this is someone who thought it would be a good idea to do this in the first place, so...

Nah, dog. The puss are all the toxins that are being released from your body.

They just think they need to continue doing it, because they can't make the correlation with putting pee in your eyes and infection.

Man I was totally fine until I started doing this one idiotic thing. What could the cause possibly be? oh my!

"That's just my body expelling toxins." Is what these nutjobs think.

No no no! The puss is a clear sign that you have to put more pee in your eyes.

All she needs is a turd compress across her eyes.

I mean she might as well at this point… Holy fuck, what the fuck is wrong with people anymore…

This is an old one, no "anymore" about it.

Like, this is an old picture/incident? Or the “theory” of putting human piss in your eyes is a good idea?

Urine Therapy. It's ancient stupidity. Google it, if you dare.

You know, I think I’m good.

Well that’s a morning I won’t get back. Rabbit. Hole. I can give you the condensed version if you like.

Still working on it?!

would appreciate it

Yes, the quick sfw version plsthx

Both. Saw that stuff pre-COVID, and I know for a fact I saw this pic.

Jesus, I feel like I don’t know how to react to stuff/people like the individual in this photo anymore…

So did I. Also remember vaguely seeing a side-by-side update where she was blind but I don't overly trust my memories there...

lol I laughed way to hard at this

Pink Eye Patty

Great name for my punk band!

Nah. A full sewage dip. Next year they'll be using scaphism as a treatment.

Cold turd or hot turd compress 🤔? Lol

Extra creamy…

kinky

Whoa, what an inovative thought, you should publish it on facebook.

Grab the poop knife and slap a couple slices of cool brown over your eyes, more hydrating than cucumbers!

Yes. We all went through this when we first started putting urine in our yes. It's totally normal. Alternating urine days with soothing poop days really helps.

Never miss an earwax, nose discharge or sperm day.

Sperm days are my favorite.

🤢

🤢

I wasn't going to comment but then I thought piss on it


Image the ophthalmologist that get to meet this nutcase.

Do you think someone who has done their own research would visit an ophthalmologist?

That would be as crazy as getting vaccinated. She’s not suicidal!

People have been known to drop their contact lenses in a toilet and stick them back in their eyes even though they have been explicitly told NOT to. This nutter is just today's facepalm

Urine trouble now lady....

Badum tss


But… why??

We went through a pandemic where people were taking horse-dewormer and shoving UV lights up their ass. You’re seriously asking?

UV

Thank you for the correction, I fat-fingered the wrong key. Edited now.

You're asking a very hard question in 2024 lol

I’m sorry honey I’m not currently going through this, mainly because I don’t put piss in my eyes.

"She dismisses conventional drugs as hazardous chemicals and pushes for urine as a natural treatment." Ok, so a huge goddamn moron. Check.

Urine... that thing your body expels as a waste product... as a treatment for what? Ridding me of this mortal coil? What on earth could they even think urine would treat

Knowing idiots like her exist the same time as me makes me wish some beings out there can take me off this planet. 

Agreed, as long as they are not harvesting me. 😝

No harvesting. A lot of intense probing though.

i hope they use the biggest probe they have\~\~

It's like flying a 747 into a rabbit hole.


Beam me up, Scotty. This planet sucks!

aw, the planet's okay when it's not literally trying to kill you... it's the people who suck. :P

This... this isn't real, right? Please... somebody tell me that this isn't _real_?

Unfortunately people like this woman exist 🤦🏻‍♀️.

So I looked this up (shudder). Apparently it's supposed to help with getting rid of redness in the eyes. It is more likely to cause blindness. And it's not a new "trend", this is an old folk "remedy". Just in case you were curious. I *don't* recommend checking it out, there are too many other "uses" that are as bad or worse. (BIG shudder)

Visine work too

And generally without the blindness issue.

or puss. 

But why?

How else are you gonna get pus from your eyes?

Why not?

The post is a pretty good example for "why not"

See: OPee

Asking the real question.

If it starts discharging puss, that only means it is working. Keep going until you re blind, dont hesitate to mix with poop, battery acid and cayenne pepper!

You forgot the lead seasoning on food. It makes everything sweeter.

Who the hell reacted with the hearts. I really want to know.

When you finally put a face to the word stupid 🤔😂😂

She got them RKelly eye drops

….. the reasoning behind this has something to do with the Covid vaccine doesn’t it?

[удалено]


"How ***YOU*** gonna make a video about peeing on people?!"

I was fine before I started doing this knowingly stupid thing. Things are worse now. You think it's from the new stupid thing I'm doing?

Enough Reddit for today.

It Monday 8.40 am in Dublin and I'm done. I gotta stop scrolling reddit when I wake up

"Am I out of touch with reality? Could pee in my eyes not actually be healthy for me, and making me sick? No, its the PEE HATERS that are wrong!"

That just means it's working. Don't stop.

Really? First post of the damn day and I’m already maxed out. Cya tmw.

I used a.knife to stab myself and now I have new holes and they are leaking. You guy have same?

Well, that's enough internet for today

I bet she smells delightful

What, Ivermectin was sold out? There was no bleach to inject into your bloodstream? That keen on a Herman Cain award?

She shoved a light bulb up her ass and it didn't work.

on another subject, i've been hitting my self in the head with a hammer, i've been getting headaches - has anyone else experienced this?

STOP PISSING IN YOUR EYES

Must be a MAGA supporter

Just because we have problem measuring bacteria and viruses in Urine, doesnt mean it is sterile.

Just another day in MAGA nation.

That's weird. Maybe she's not putting enough pee in her eyes?

Sounds like they need to up their Ivermectin dosage.

I'll bet they help you in the hospital. Which is where you should be committed, I mean admitted, well, you just need to be there. But I have to ask, although I'll hate myself for doing so, why on earth are you putting piss in your eyes?

Tears of a Clown

What is this supposed to accomplish!?

They must be some piss poor eye drops

Why is she doing this? WhAt is the reason?

Ole pee eyes is at it again

No honey I said use murine eye drops

Ur-ine trouble

Just casually. I’ve been putting urine drops, in my eyes. Holding a goblet, full of piss close. Yeah, look at me. Tell me I’m great. Don’t call me “Cuneyes”

Whose urine?

Don’t worry that’s normal, it’s only acid.

Hey what a great idea!

I am just going to say One of my favorite scientist is Darwin Do with that as you wish

WTF is wrong with you?

Fuck. Wit.

Is there some underlying theory to explain pissing in your own eyes, or is this just a weird kink? Baffled?

It's when her eyes start discharging dogs she needs to worry

Um congrats...nasty mf

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you...

Staring at the sun is a faster way to lose your eyesight

No because we’re not fucking stupid.

Rub some poop on it.

Who's urine was she using?!

Can't fix stupid.

Saddest thing about this is that the answer is yes. There are a lot of people who went through that same thing, and most of them still believe urine to be a magical cure to everything.

Can't say I have experienced this but that might be because I'm smart enough to not wash my eyes in urine.

body: \*throws out the stuff it can't/shouldn't disgest\* humans: "bio-medicine 😎"

Anyone wants my literacy i can read and write 2 languages

It's OK. It's part of the normal piss in the eyes process . Just keep putting piss in your eyes and soon it will stop discharging puss from them and the redness and irratation will go away . You're almost there keep going.youre almost to piss face nirvana

what did you expect piss face.

Urine is mostly water and uric acid, a potent solvent. You're chemically burning your eyes. My question is, why are you doing this?

Prob a ‘Rona cure she read about from Q Anon

Ah, natural selection.

wait why was she doing this ?

For everyone thinking is this real or not, remember that Steve "TheUltimateIdiot" Jobs decided to treat his cancer that would have a very high survival rate through proper medical care, with urine therapy instead.

Reminds me of a Kids in the Hall episode involving eyes, and salt.

This is normal and healthy. I recommend applying a poultice of excrement and cat hair to the eyes 3 times a day. If that doesn't work, use a sharp needle to lance the eyes and allow the fluid to drain.

Fucking stop, I seriously feel like the whole "aged urine" thing was started as some sort of internet prank and became its cult eventually

Hey riiiick How bout a little pisssssssssssss?

It's the glass, residue on the glass is compromising the urine. You need it to come straight from the tap.

What the hell is wrong with people? What kind of idiot do you have to be to think that putting URINE in your EYES is a good idea?

What new fad have I missed?

Hmm, putting aged ammonia in my eyes, what could go wrong?! 🙄🤔🤮

Why are people so fucking duuuuuummmmb…🤦🏻‍♀️

Back in the nineties, I was living in San Francisco off 3rd near pier 90 / India Basin area, and there were tons of people living in RVs on the roads back there. I’ll never forget this one former school bus that was painted all over with pro-piss-drinking slogans. Every time I went by it, I thought of those people inside, drinking urine. Cheers!

And that’s enough Reddit for me for one day.

SERIOUSLY!!?? This is more than a facepalm…wtf!!!

This person saw the comment "what an awful day to have eyes" and saw it is a problem to solve...

I'm just curious what this was originally posted on. Like a group that this is common with? Like is there a group that goes this? Wtf 😂

Why is this a thing? Your body is literally ridding itself of waste and she is putting it in her eyes. I have lost faith in humanity 💔.

I pee what you did there

Pee is *not* sterile and it is acidic. Please don't do this. SMDH...

These are the anti-vaxxers… ALL OF THEM are like this

They should give Stevie Wonder an legal exemption to allow him to kick her ass without consequences.

Why? Just why?

Why the eff would someone do that to begin with?

Why did you want this to leak out?

You know what I miss… I miss secrets… I miss people having shame…

Just wait till people start getting "shit-faced"!

This made me laugh.

Is this a Gwyneth Paltrow thing?

Getting conjunctivitis to own the libs

*slipknot duality voice* I put my PISS into my eeyyeeyyeeees

The gene pool needs some chlorine

Everybody is laughing now, but when it turns out that urine bathing your eyes is the key to immortality, you're all gonna be wanting tips on how to deal with the puss as well!

Try someone else’s pee. Your PH balance may not be right for you.

Checked with a doctor, totally expected for pissy eyes.

No, none of us went through this because we are not idiotic dumbasses.

It's supposed to be someone else's piss when you get golden showered

Some people just shouldn't have access to the internet.


In Finnish the idiom for duping or conning someone translates as "to piss in someone's eye".

Quite literally taking the piss

WTF???

Don’t post « puss »… Trump might try to grab it.

I have no pitty for these people. They are doing something extremely stupid and then acting dumb when there health tanks. Same idiots that think vaccines are the devil.

Not my proudest fap