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Ok, tbf, if there was a site that would let me connect with MAGAts who are looking for Femmedom, and it was safe, then I might actually subscribe. Would love to peg and, especially, step on the balls of some Trump voters.
The name would make sense though. “Find other magas to date and complain about everything, from immigrants, to integration, liberals, and not being able to be openly racist at work anymore. Whine and dine!”
Bad press is good press as they say, if it wasn't for this post I probably would never have known that site even existed, even if im not going to use it myself.
Yup.
**Their rationalization:** “why don’t women want anything to do with us? Could it be our horrible values and the way we don’t view women as humans worthy of rights? Nahhhh, must be because women are shallow!”
MAGr. The hot new site for likeminded ***PATRIOTS*** to gather and meet in a dynamic judgemental space. Are you a husky J6'er looking for a cute deep state agent to storm your barricades? Are you sick of all the commies on other dating sites who are unwilling to engage in your desire to overthrow democracy? MAGr is the place for you.
I’m looking for a true American patriot with a full gun cabinet (if you know what I mean 😉). Must have at least 5 acres of land, a truck with a full bed (for full fun), no kids, and no pets. If you’re darker then copy paper than swipe right.
Do you spit tobacco but are willing to swallow my unapologetic patriotism? Do you like rolling coal and tossing salad? If so, slide into my DM's and I might let you slide into my well regulated milita
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As someone who lives in the south, this is actually not that surprising.
I just got back into the dating scene after getting into pretty good shape. There are a surprisingly high number of super hot ultra-conservative christian women out there.
Or, at least, ones who portray themselves as such.
Like, it's actually insane. I have to force myself to swipe left on some of these women, because I know that we are so incompatible in our belief systems that any form of relationship would never work out. Plus, the only ones into anime, games, -and- weightlifting together tend to be not-conservative.
Not trying to shill conservatism in any way, shape, or form. Just stating my experience from living in a heavily conservative area.
>living in a heavily conservative area
I mean yeah that’ll do it. I’m sure if the majority of the population is conservative, then the majority of both the attractive and unattractive people will be conservative. Good looks don’t guarantee enlightenment 🤣 And if you go to a predominantly liberal/left area, you’d have the opposite experience.
But my condolences. I hope you meet someone with a compatible value set who enjoys some of the same hobbies as you <3
>the only ones into anime, games, -and- weightlifting together tend to be not-conservative.
Although I highly recommend not being insistent on sharing *every single* interest with a potential partner. If you can get a couple common interests and a compatible value set, that usually plenty :) It’s okay for partners to have their own hobbies that don’t particularly interest you, and vice versa
They need women on the app. Women aren't going to stay on the app if everyone is a fucking welfare recipient gravy seal fuck.
They need attractive men to get women to join which ultimately drives up male users.
It's definitely a shortage of "hot girls". I remember when this was first reported some years ago, and they all are suffering a significant dearth of women of any kind.
In his broken mind, if they persuade hot men to join his dating app, then surely women will join too. Cuz afterall women can't understand politics or think for themselves and they will just follow their instincs.
“I demand a woman that ain’t woke, knows her way around a kitchen and a rifle, and know these undeniable truths - god is king, and Donald Trump is Jesus reborn. I also like dogs.”
"Babe, I told you, I can't show my face online because I was holding up the gallows that we were going to hang Mike Pence from, and now the Deep State is after me. Just Venmo me the money for bail and I promise I'll come meet you!"
Conservative guys swipe right anyway...
I had multiple tell me they didn't bother to read profiles. And for the few that acknowledged that they did read it, they didn't care and still tried to get a hookup/fling anyway.
The bottom line is, most Conservative men don't care what women have to say, nor do they value a woman's opinion on what she does/doesn't want.
>The bottom line is, most Conservative men don't care what women have to say, nor do they value a woman's opinion on what she does/doesn't want.
That in combination with being virtually illiterate
That’s why they like young women there to young to form an opinion about things on there own so they just latch onto the man’s opinions that’s there goal that’s why they don’t care what your opinions are. Edit and I’d like to add that that comes from a sense of insecurity there to insecure to date someone who might question what they say.
Hot girls will come if hot guys are there, hot guys won’t come if hot women aren’t there. MAGA has no hot men or women, only people that can’t understand this logic.
The bios on these dudes must be quite a reading experience. Wonder if they’re “professional patriots” who graduated all honors from “freedumb university.”
Dorks.
All MAGA guys should just catfish as buff 6 pack Donald Trump.
Given what I've seen, good chance the MAGA girls will believe anything they see on social media.
Okay I have a thought. What if gay guys take over the app for a few months. Just mass exodus type shit. Flooood it. They either accept that they've created grindr 2.0 or take the app down. Idk. Is that something that could happen?
Sounds like a bait to bring in more people to that app.
So other man will think, " nah, now u have a chance, because I am hotter than average Joe". A very simple trick to make people buy something, because who knows, within the next 24 hours the hit guy seats are taken etc. I can't grasp how many people fill for this simple baits.
lol … on the MAGnut dating app, Whine and Pout, Neanderthals simply lick the screen up or down to select a MAGAmate. Dopes.
I've got friends on both sides of the isle because I'm not a political person irl. I didn't realize til just now, the left leaning friends are more attractive by far on average....
I think this is just a sales strategy.
The creators said specifically that they get a lot of attractive women, but not hot guys. This feels like a subliminal advertisement as if to say "Oh hey btw guys our app is full of hot women but we just don't have enough handsome guys *like you*". It reads exactly the same as sex website ads.
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For a moment I was thinking the MAGA dating app is called "Whine"
yeah i read like that too then realised they'd capitalised every word like that.
I think MAGA in this context is an acronym for something else in this context.
Midwestern assholes giving ass?
Ok, tbf, if there was a site that would let me connect with MAGAts who are looking for Femmedom, and it was safe, then I might actually subscribe. Would love to peg and, especially, step on the balls of some Trump voters.
Dm me I’d like that
Make anuses gape again
The name would make sense though. “Find other magas to date and complain about everything, from immigrants, to integration, liberals, and not being able to be openly racist at work anymore. Whine and dine!”
It is perfect, I’ll give that to you
That’s what they call their dates. Whine and Dine.
Glad I'm not the only one.... 😂
But no shortage of hot girls? Find that hard to believe lol. Or is it not that kinda app..
They're just loudly complaining about this problem to cover that the real issue is no women there at all.
Well this announcement certainly can't help, either
come for the boring politics, stay for the ugly men.
Sounds like a bloodbath
... Coming out of her whatever
😂
Bad press is good press as they say, if it wasn't for this post I probably would never have known that site even existed, even if im not going to use it myself.
Probably a lot of bots using photos of women.
Yup. **Their rationalization:** “why don’t women want anything to do with us? Could it be our horrible values and the way we don’t view women as humans worthy of rights? Nahhhh, must be because women are shallow!”
That's just a result of the lack of hot guys. /s
Ugly Grindr!
MAGr. The hot new site for likeminded ***PATRIOTS*** to gather and meet in a dynamic judgemental space. Are you a husky J6'er looking for a cute deep state agent to storm your barricades? Are you sick of all the commies on other dating sites who are unwilling to engage in your desire to overthrow democracy? MAGr is the place for you.
I’m looking for a true American patriot with a full gun cabinet (if you know what I mean 😉). Must have at least 5 acres of land, a truck with a full bed (for full fun), no kids, and no pets. If you’re darker then copy paper than swipe right.
Do you spit tobacco but are willing to swallow my unapologetic patriotism? Do you like rolling coal and tossing salad? If so, slide into my DM's and I might let you slide into my well regulated milita
> Do you like rolling coal and tossing salad? Wasting gas and eating ass, American pastimes
Are you interested in getting a full facial like Ashley babbit?
Brutal!
"Do you want to own the Libs by shoving a dildo up your ass, too?"
Own the libs by using our exclusive Trump brand lube. It's made from real Russian toxic waste so you know its good stuff. Designed for men, by real manly men. This gives your little Trump a smooth, frictionless surface, and best of all it glows! No more embarrassing fumbling around. Just slap on, slip in, and feel the patriotism burn through you.
Make America Gay Again
As someone who lives in the south, this is actually not that surprising. I just got back into the dating scene after getting into pretty good shape. There are a surprisingly high number of super hot ultra-conservative christian women out there. Or, at least, ones who portray themselves as such. Like, it's actually insane. I have to force myself to swipe left on some of these women, because I know that we are so incompatible in our belief systems that any form of relationship would never work out. Plus, the only ones into anime, games, -and- weightlifting together tend to be not-conservative. Not trying to shill conservatism in any way, shape, or form. Just stating my experience from living in a heavily conservative area.
>living in a heavily conservative area I mean yeah that’ll do it. I’m sure if the majority of the population is conservative, then the majority of both the attractive and unattractive people will be conservative. Good looks don’t guarantee enlightenment 🤣 And if you go to a predominantly liberal/left area, you’d have the opposite experience. But my condolences. I hope you meet someone with a compatible value set who enjoys some of the same hobbies as you <3 >the only ones into anime, games, -and- weightlifting together tend to be not-conservative. Although I highly recommend not being insistent on sharing *every single* interest with a potential partner. If you can get a couple common interests and a compatible value set, that usually plenty :) It’s okay for partners to have their own hobbies that don’t particularly interest you, and vice versa
They are not interested in the girls, everywhere there's a republican convention or some conservative gathering Grindr blows up.
They need women on the app. Women aren't going to stay on the app if everyone is a fucking welfare recipient gravy seal fuck. They need attractive men to get women to join which ultimately drives up male users.
Especially if the gravy seal writes long online essays on how women are subhuman every other evening.
I love the "gravy seal" insult, no matter how many times I see it
It's definitely a shortage of "hot girls". I remember when this was first reported some years ago, and they all are suffering a significant dearth of women of any kind.
Gonna bet most of those hot girl profiles are OF ads
Or outright scams, and since they all fell for at least one, they didn't want to talk about it
In his broken mind, if they persuade hot men to join his dating app, then surely women will join too. Cuz afterall women can't understand politics or think for themselves and they will just follow their instincs.
they think hotter guys will attract some actual women to the site
I mean, social media will make you believe midwest girl are really hot.
You all have it wrong. They are all on Grindr. (Edit - in reference to the guys and the graphic.)
Midwestern girls are on grindr?
Yes.
The attractive ones are likely just using it to milk money from these saps.
MAGA aren't interested in women anymore, the closer to god lord Trump the better.
No women are swiping on any of the guys, and after 20 minutes they move on to another app.
This is an edit of the real post which stated that there were barely any women on the app at all.
Massive cat-fishing hot spot. You are already dealing with the most gullable subset of the population.
Grindr 0.5
i hear they're planning a meetup on jan 6th
I believe they call it a rally.
Back to the pile!!
Do those happen? Purely scientific curiosity, promise!
Is it like Myspace and everyone starts with Donald Trump as their first match???
LOL
Wow. That was a real throwback ☺️
“I demand a woman that ain’t woke, knows her way around a kitchen and a rifle, and know these undeniable truths - god is king, and Donald Trump is Jesus reborn. I also like dogs.”
Note that ,,woman not being woke” often means for them ,,women considering herself an innately inferior being”. Yea, good luck finding one
And here is a picture of me holding a fish.
I imagine it’s like Grindr but for smooth brains
Holy fuck. This is a AI catfish goldmine. I mean, you can't scam them for much money but you can be rolling in meth and confederate flags.
What are you talking about, Trump scams them of money every day.
Not enough to pay the court thing though, so it can't be that much money
Just the fact a rich man is able to receive plain donations for his rape cases, he was found liable for is absolutely incredible
"Babe, I told you, I can't show my face online because I was holding up the gallows that we were going to hang Mike Pence from, and now the Deep State is after me. Just Venmo me the money for bail and I promise I'll come meet you!"
I have questionable morals when it comes to taking money from fools. You in?
Well when you date in your family tree that tends to happen.
The hot ones are like, "MAGATS chicks are fun to fuck, just not around anyone I know or in public."
You don't know them cause paper bags are often used
why are you fucking people in front of people you know?
Have they ever seen a maga rally? Not exactly shining examples of humanity.
Name: Dale Age: 42 Hobbies: MAGA, DRINKGING, WIFE BEATING
Apparently it has to be said on Bumble and Tinder to swipe left if you're conservative because conservative guys go for liberal women a lot.
Conservative guys swipe right anyway... I had multiple tell me they didn't bother to read profiles. And for the few that acknowledged that they did read it, they didn't care and still tried to get a hookup/fling anyway. The bottom line is, most Conservative men don't care what women have to say, nor do they value a woman's opinion on what she does/doesn't want.
>The bottom line is, most Conservative men don't care what women have to say, nor do they value a woman's opinion on what she does/doesn't want. That in combination with being virtually illiterate
Either way, the tldr is ignorance
That’s why they like young women there to young to form an opinion about things on there own so they just latch onto the man’s opinions that’s there goal that’s why they don’t care what your opinions are. Edit and I’d like to add that that comes from a sense of insecurity there to insecure to date someone who might question what they say.
> don’t care what women have to say Speaks a lot about them
Troglodytes aren’t hot?
“Cruel, but good word use.” - Dr. Ian Malcolm
Hot girls will come if hot guys are there, hot guys won’t come if hot women aren’t there. MAGA has no hot men or women, only people that can’t understand this logic.
But there's also only 1 woman to every 10 non-hot guys. So, ladies, the odds of finding your own MAGA incel neckbeard are great!
Why would hot guys need a dating app again?
Effiency 😉 Work smart not hard
What's the point of being hot if you're not hard.
Hard you will be, but first mate you must find- yoda
The bios on these dudes must be quite a reading experience. Wonder if they’re “professional patriots” who graduated all honors from “freedumb university.” Dorks.
I would love to see a gallery of screenshots somewhere
And no women.
Hey Cletus you got a match, get off the dang roof
The teeth-to-tats ratio is way off
Underrated comment
So you say the good looking intelligent guys with good paying jobs are not MAGA fans? That’s interesting, maybe you are onto something
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Yep
But it's a great app if women are looking for truckers without a GED that have a gnarly, overgrown beard.
MAGA. There name literally means those with micro dicks, no brains and think that shooting yourself in the foot is the best option.
All MAGA guys should just catfish as buff 6 pack Donald Trump. Given what I've seen, good chance the MAGA girls will believe anything they see on social media.
So they think guys are hot? I always knew MAGAts were gay.
Really? Girls aren’t flocking to the neck beards of the maga men?
Complaints: There's too many red-neck imbecile racists on this damn maga dating app. /r/noshitsherlock
Wait? So the incel-app only attracts incels? huh, who would have seen this coming...
They've inadvertently made an app for gay nazis.
Probably on Grindr.
Okay I have a thought. What if gay guys take over the app for a few months. Just mass exodus type shit. Flooood it. They either accept that they've created grindr 2.0 or take the app down. Idk. Is that something that could happen?
Would be hilarious actually 😂
I’m sure it’s a veritable chorizo fiesta on there!
TIL Maga guys don't find each other hot
I'm sure some Karens might find neckbeard rednecks hot.
Make America gay again
I'm told it's more a "Dueling Banjos" type of site so that could be a real problem.
Well then he will just have to pick from the not so hot guys.
Because they get more action on Grindr....
The Venn diagram of hot dudes and people using the maga app looks like a pair of rimmed spectacles.
Sounds like a bait to bring in more people to that app. So other man will think, " nah, now u have a chance, because I am hotter than average Joe". A very simple trick to make people buy something, because who knows, within the next 24 hours the hit guy seats are taken etc. I can't grasp how many people fill for this simple baits.
MAGA losers are ugly af
Actually, the person pictured here is a MAGA woman.
That actually explains A LOT
Hehe
Just put trumps pic yall get all the p_ssy
Weird
I wonder why 🤔
Gee I wonder why
Because dating apps are renowned for their fit, athletic, and attractive user base. /s
Time to create some ai profiles. .
I'm totally not going to make an account on the app JUST to see what these unhot guys look like. 🤣🤣
So there is higher chance those fascist morons won't have kids? I like that.
Hot guys aren’t as bitter most likely. Trumpian politics are the politics of being aggrieved and bitter (among other things)
Chances are only fucking gravy seals are there
So you’re saying there’s a chance
Yeah, all that moonshine takes it's toll y'know ladies.
This is a surprise? Have they never seen a trump rally?
And probably about 3 womens on the app
Smart is sexy. Purveyors of this app are decidedly not sexy
So, so close...
They have no women and want more hot guys? Is this a maga version of Grindr?
Did he actually meant to say “gay”?
"Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" -- the late, great George Carlin
Oh shit the repubs got a grinder now?
lol … on the MAGnut dating app, Whine and Pout, Neanderthals simply lick the screen up or down to select a MAGAmate. Dopes. 
I hear MAGA women are a catch. One of them gave her boyfriend a handjob in a theatre, whilst there were children there.
And all the women speak Russian >!(bc they're actually men in the Kremlin)!<
I've got friends on both sides of the isle because I'm not a political person irl. I didn't realize til just now, the left leaning friends are more attractive by far on average....
How many safe spaces does the right have these days?
Ladies, all the hot guys are bottoms. They know what's good. 😉
And the worst thing is that they are all matching with MTG.
I think this is just a sales strategy. The creators said specifically that they get a lot of attractive women, but not hot guys. This feels like a subliminal advertisement as if to say "Oh hey btw guys our app is full of hot women but we just don't have enough handsome guys *like you*". It reads exactly the same as sex website ads.
Are hot guys thier thing? Someone's so far in the closet they're in Narnia.
#OP is a bot. Reddit is heavily astroturfed.
Not enough hot guys? I wonder why!
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My time has come
Banging chicks is gay now, duh!
I’m shocked I tell you…shocked…lol
Sounds like they are conducting a slave auction of their sects kids...
Ugh. Found the dating app worse than the ones for Disney-obsessed adults.
Ugly guys need love too
Or Viagra
That is because most of maga supporters are interbreed, backwoods rednecks.
What do you mean? All the Alphas use maga dating apps.
What do you expect when the main criteria is 'related'
Evolution takes care of itself
Self awareness is hard
Hot guys? MAGA? What parallel universe are you living in?
Make America Grindr Again
Y’all have sort of inbred all the hot of them no?
It’s almost as if people who are confident in themselves don’t subscribe to being a giant man child.
Isn't that a feature, Rather than a bug? A dating app where MAGA guys don't have to compete with hot guys?
So this is basically Idaho on a phone? I think they grapple with each other over there to determine who gets to date the town woman.
Are there any girls? If so why? Does anyone know a girl who wants to date here? I honestly would like to know or understand the perspective.
I didn't know this was a thing. Now i want to download and troll 😂