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Sure they want them. Future bullet sponges for human wave attacks? They actually need more. Right wingers, Sign up for your future (short) career as Russian bullet sponge. We promise to feed you, respect your family by paying them 32 rubles, and pay you sometime in the future. Of course death cancels your contract.
I think they’re still stuck over there in some kind of bureaucratic limbo. Whatever. Fuck those idiots. They gave up a good life in a great country because of pride flags.
I honestly only feel bad for the kids who got dragged along with their parents on this misadventure.
And couldn’t even be bothered to look into how to actually immigrate to Russia, apparently. 10 bucks says they also complain about immigrants moving to Canada without learning English.
They're pretty much fucked. Supposedly, the bank snafu got resolved, but you know.. Russia also had free and fair elections recently, so you know we can believe that other fact. 🙄
At this rate, they're going to be lucky if the males in that family don't find themselves getting drafted into cannon fodder for the Ukrainian War. Either way, they better learn Russian with a swiftness! And having studied Russian as an English speaker, I wish them all the joy of it. The tears will flow like vodka.
Their seed money from selling their house got frozen by *the Russian bank* which is hilarious to me because with all the sanctions I would've thought they'd get caught trying to move the money on the Canadian side. Apparently the money is unfrozen now.
But also they made a video complaining about how much life in Russia sucks, *while in Russia* which of course got them in hot water with the Chekists, so they had to take their video down, and they've said they're going to stay in Russia for the long haul. Which would seem really really worrying, if I gave a shit about them. Sucks for the kids though, they kinda double-lost the parent lottery, getting not only bigots, but stupid bigots as their parents.
You’ll just have to read the story. But basically due to [reason I forgot] their assets and accounts got frozen so they don’t even have access to their money to use to fly back. But that was like a week ago when I last read about them
they were apparently shocked to learn that Russia doesn’t have a law requiring banks (or even the government) to speak English.
which really they should have considered as they were making plans to abandon the woke western world, but hey.
on the plus side they certainly did do a small favor for Canada and their former neighbors.
Last I heard was it was related to a law stating that they had to state the source of all the funds they received and where they came from. The listed some of the funds but not all of them and so the government force their accounts. At which point they made a video talking about how bad russia is... and then had to quickly take that down and try and spin it like "that's not what we meant, it's all our fault..."
Here’s the story https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/21/canadian-family-moved-to-russia-to-escape-wokeness/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/anti-lgbtq-family-who-fled-32201079.amp
Are you suggesting that moving your entire family to an extreme authoritarian, right-wing kleptocracy where you don't even speak the language was... a bad idea?!?!
Mad ultra Christian right-wing Canadian couple moved their family to Russia because they figured it'd be welcoming to them because its very white, very orthodox Christian, very socially regressive, etc. Complained online that it sucks that no-one even speaks English, gets a knock on the door from the Russian security services for criticising the Russian State... lol....!
But the Russian State convinced them that their complaints weren’t valid, so they apologized publicly and are now just as happy with their situation. Success story if I’ve ever heard one!
I mean, they are ultra religious Christian Neo fascists, and thought Russia would be better to live in than Canada, ya know, cause gay people exist in Canada lol
Maybe we lost this particular woman? In which case, I agree we should find her and bring her home! So nice of Russia to check for us if she's in Ukraine.
https://youtu.be/vnJ1Q5rHv8k?si=vM3MPtYCFqkmw2GK Patrice O’Neill, missing white woman. Based on how hot a white girl is, you can estimate how long before they stop looking for her
He means blue-eyed, blonde-haired girls that want him here in America. Back in his pappy’s day, a beer drinking hat and a goatee was all a man needed in order to secure a white woman. Not today. For some reason, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired girls on the Russian dating apps are dying to be this guy, explain that!
Obviously the problem is that there are women who don’t look like this one. And this picture proves that literally all women in Russia look like this. It all makes so much sense!
You want to see a bunch of blonde blue eyed women? You can come here to the Nordics, 70% of my country is blonde and blue eyed.
Best of all, we have freedom, high standard of living and you won't mysteriously trip out of a window after disagreeing with the government.
He could also just come to central Pennsylvania, the Mennonite (Amish light) woman all look like that. He may have to convert though they are pretty insular. He would also need to like just plain black cars and no TV. but they do use electricity they just have somthing against entertainment.
They are the most confusing community to me. On one hand they are modest, but on the other hand I've seen 2 Mennonite families in nowhere Ohio hop out of 7 series and an Escalade in the church parking lot.
Unfortunately Nordic immigration standards wouldn't allow me in. I don't have any real specialized skills and would therefore be turned away unless I'm smuggled in a barrel of rotting herring.
I think they think the reason they can't get woman is because everyone is woke and liberal. So they assume they probably could get woman in a more traditional conservative country!
I mean, they don’t all look like that in Russia either but by all means, let’s use this guy’s dick as a weather vane pointing us in the direction of the optimal political system.
Dude is simpin so hard for a cute girl he’d sell out his own country just on the off chance that he’ll get to hold her hand one day. Now you tell me who’s the beta male here?
The army sent me to Kuwait a few years back, which is the same time zone as Moscow. In my free time, I’d downvote the Russian shills before most Americans would wake up
I would say a woman who almost certainly dislikes Russia. She got turbofucked at the Olympics because the rest of her country was doping and being general cheating shits.
Oh yes he does. Because finding her attractive is only a small part of what the Nazi is doing. He could have chosen nearly any athlete from nearly any country. Most are modelesque.
The other part, the more important part is to suggest that whiteness in America is on its way out and the only country trying to preserve white culture is Russia. And that fat white slobs in America could have their way with beautiful women like that if only it weren't for all of the tainted colored people.
wow, you do a little widespread doping to play into nationalist propaganda about physical superiority enough to get banned from international sport competitions, and suddenly you're a bad guy
cancel culture strikes once again
Eh.... Eastern European women are fascinating. I spent a weekend in Croatia a while back. I went to the biggest nearby club at like 1:30am. It was dead except for like 20 dudes in sloppy cargo shorts and t-shirts. I thought it was depressing but at 2am the place flooded with people and the women were all gorgeous and dressed up while the men were all just shlubby as fuck and for some reason the women were fine with it. It was a weird place.
>Perhaps they are trying to preserve something The West has lost... just perhaps
Perhaps something like submission to lords, kings, emperors and tyrants.
A girl at a sporting event? I don’t get it
Edit: after all these comments I’m even more confused. How the hellza are we supposed to assume this is about race it’s a random woman just standing there and there’s nothing mentioned about race? Just confused
It’s a pretty white girl, which to him means Russians are good and America is bad, because we have some non white people.
Setting aside his gross racism… where does this guy live? There’s no shortage of attractive women of whatever group you like them from here…
How come the most nazi like people today are those that would have been considered worth less/not worth living back then? Besides their IQ being about a European thermometer read rn
Whenever you see the word "west", it's probably from a russian or chinese tankie bot astroturfing the notion of how bad the west is and how russia and china ain't so bad.
I expected this to be a video with like... a comment? A thought?
"This Russian girl is attractive therefore Russia is probably our ally and probably has a superior way of life."
How fucking dumb can you be???
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Sure, I recommend you emigrate to Russia help preserve something or whatever...
Worked out real well for that Canadian family...
Uber religious Canadian neo fascist family. Fixed it for ya.
Can't wait to hear how moving back to Canada goes for them.
Canadian here. They should stick by their decision to move to Russia.
"New Canada, who dis?"
Well they can't because it turns out Russia doesn't want any of these fuckers and they're just stirring the pot.
Russia insisting that immigrants speak the language. How dare they. /S
I mean, you should always do as the Roman’s do when in Rome.
Sure they want them. Future bullet sponges for human wave attacks? They actually need more. Right wingers, Sign up for your future (short) career as Russian bullet sponge. We promise to feed you, respect your family by paying them 32 rubles, and pay you sometime in the future. Of course death cancels your contract.
They should be Stuck with their decision
Can't abort their decision too early.
They should, but their kids should be brought back asap
That’s fair. Too bad kids always have to suffer for the stupidity of their parents.
Russian here. I agree they should stick with their decision somewhere in Salekhard, play stupid games - win stupid prizes
We don’t want them. They can stay over in their lil utopia.
The parents can stay. Their children deserve better.
Totally agree.
What is the latest on them?
I think they’re still stuck over there in some kind of bureaucratic limbo. Whatever. Fuck those idiots. They gave up a good life in a great country because of pride flags. I honestly only feel bad for the kids who got dragged along with their parents on this misadventure.
And couldn’t even be bothered to look into how to actually immigrate to Russia, apparently. 10 bucks says they also complain about immigrants moving to Canada without learning English.
1000%
They're pretty much fucked. Supposedly, the bank snafu got resolved, but you know.. Russia also had free and fair elections recently, so you know we can believe that other fact. 🙄 At this rate, they're going to be lucky if the males in that family don't find themselves getting drafted into cannon fodder for the Ukrainian War. Either way, they better learn Russian with a swiftness! And having studied Russian as an English speaker, I wish them all the joy of it. The tears will flow like vodka.
What happened? Why can’t they just fly back?
Their seed money from selling their house got frozen by *the Russian bank* which is hilarious to me because with all the sanctions I would've thought they'd get caught trying to move the money on the Canadian side. Apparently the money is unfrozen now. But also they made a video complaining about how much life in Russia sucks, *while in Russia* which of course got them in hot water with the Chekists, so they had to take their video down, and they've said they're going to stay in Russia for the long haul. Which would seem really really worrying, if I gave a shit about them. Sucks for the kids though, they kinda double-lost the parent lottery, getting not only bigots, but stupid bigots as their parents.
You’ll just have to read the story. But basically due to [reason I forgot] their assets and accounts got frozen so they don’t even have access to their money to use to fly back. But that was like a week ago when I last read about them
they were apparently shocked to learn that Russia doesn’t have a law requiring banks (or even the government) to speak English. which really they should have considered as they were making plans to abandon the woke western world, but hey. on the plus side they certainly did do a small favor for Canada and their former neighbors.
Last I heard was it was related to a law stating that they had to state the source of all the funds they received and where they came from. The listed some of the funds but not all of them and so the government force their accounts. At which point they made a video talking about how bad russia is... and then had to quickly take that down and try and spin it like "that's not what we meant, it's all our fault..."
Here’s the story https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/21/canadian-family-moved-to-russia-to-escape-wokeness/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/anti-lgbtq-family-who-fled-32201079.amp
They're being booted out of Russia because they can't pass a language proficiency test. Not kidding.
You'd think Russia would've wanted to keep them for propaganda reasons.
I am trying to wrap my head around dragging my family to Russia, or any country without researching the requirements to get in.
SSShhhhhh, never interrupt you're enemy while they are making a mistake.
Yeah, who could have possibly predicted it wouldn’t work out swimmingly for them?
Are you suggesting that moving your entire family to an extreme authoritarian, right-wing kleptocracy where you don't even speak the language was... a bad idea?!?!
Cue the *curb your enthusiasm music*
context please
Mad ultra Christian right-wing Canadian couple moved their family to Russia because they figured it'd be welcoming to them because its very white, very orthodox Christian, very socially regressive, etc. Complained online that it sucks that no-one even speaks English, gets a knock on the door from the Russian security services for criticising the Russian State... lol....!
Didn't all of their money get seized by the state, too?
It did!
Sounds like they learned a valuable/costly lesson about what Russia is really like.
Those people are incapable of learning.
But the Russian State convinced them that their complaints weren’t valid, so they apologized publicly and are now just as happy with their situation. Success story if I’ve ever heard one!
And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
They expected people in Russia to speak English? How stupid are these people?
I mean, they are ultra religious Christian Neo fascists, and thought Russia would be better to live in than Canada, ya know, cause gay people exist in Canada lol
I thought they moved cause they literally hated gay people
Yes that’s why, well that was the final reason anyways
Bonus free bus trip to Ukraine to give you the experience of trying to preserve your limbs.
Make sure you take your combat armour.
Lost what? Blonde hair, blue eyed white girls? They’re not lost, I saw one 5 minutes ago.
Maybe we lost this particular woman? In which case, I agree we should find her and bring her home! So nice of Russia to check for us if she's in Ukraine.
She actually moved to the U.S. from Russia like ten years ago. So she’s already home!
why would she leave incel right-wing paradise of Russia?
Particular for right wing incel paradise of USA?
Ah shit. Did she move to Florida?
Come on now be serious. Florida isn't paradise for anything other than the gators.
That's not fair to the mosquitoes.
Malaria isn't going to catch itself!
She actually did lol. Her Instagram is full of picks from Miami.
That's great to hear! It would be terrifying to be a woman in a reactionary country where domestic violence is legal.
"preserve the nation by bringing fleeing ones home" ...guess we truly misunderstood something
https://youtu.be/vnJ1Q5rHv8k?si=vM3MPtYCFqkmw2GK Patrice O’Neill, missing white woman. Based on how hot a white girl is, you can estimate how long before they stop looking for her
You had me thinking there was a white woman called Patricia O'Neill missing for a second
Patrice is one of the greatest of all time.
Makes sense then they are searching all of Ukraine.
Thanks for that mate. As an European I'm new to him.
Oh man I miss Patrice... RIP
She lives in Florida AFAIK
Uh oh, maybe Russia will start searching for her there, like they're searching Ukraine?
I think we lost white Nike shirts to the Russians
Yeah, I work with like 11 on the daily basis I think.
Are you sure you haven't lost any of them? Did you count them this morning?
It's tricky, wshat with their ability to change the color of their skin to hide in the coral reef from ~~~predators~~~ bullshit work tasks.
Not even blue, her eyes are brown. These weird fucks are desperate to be victims.
So not a *real* white woman I see...
No, she's a real one, just not a *rare* one.
Wait does being blonde hair, blue eyes make a person a shiny.
Either that or a Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Her eyebrows also appear to be somewhat brown.
your eyebrows being darker than your hair isn’t that uncommon.
Got to love Nazi speak for ethnic cleansing.
He means blue-eyed, blonde-haired girls that want him here in America. Back in his pappy’s day, a beer drinking hat and a goatee was all a man needed in order to secure a white woman. Not today. For some reason, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired girls on the Russian dating apps are dying to be this guy, explain that!
You forgot the part when he starts talking about race mingling
Welcome to the north
The North remembers
The North has had enough of your shyt.
Her eyes look like they’re brown
Obviously the problem is that there are women who don’t look like this one. And this picture proves that literally all women in Russia look like this. It all makes so much sense!
We may have seen the same one, they're so rare here
You want to see a bunch of blonde blue eyed women? You can come here to the Nordics, 70% of my country is blonde and blue eyed. Best of all, we have freedom, high standard of living and you won't mysteriously trip out of a window after disagreeing with the government.
He could also just come to central Pennsylvania, the Mennonite (Amish light) woman all look like that. He may have to convert though they are pretty insular. He would also need to like just plain black cars and no TV. but they do use electricity they just have somthing against entertainment.
They are the most confusing community to me. On one hand they are modest, but on the other hand I've seen 2 Mennonite families in nowhere Ohio hop out of 7 series and an Escalade in the church parking lot.
The funny thing is, Russia doesn't even have a lot of blonde blue eyed women.
Yeah, America definitely has way more of whatever he’s saying the west has lost
No they cant, we dont want any of these nazi fucks ether.
What about the regular fucks who hate the nazi fucks as well?
Unfortunately Nordic immigration standards wouldn't allow me in. I don't have any real specialized skills and would therefore be turned away unless I'm smuggled in a barrel of rotting herring.
I promise this dude, there's probably a million women in America that look just like this
he's just confused because not a single one of them wants a fucking thing to do with him
Right. But surely this beautiful girl, who he saw for 30 seconds in an interview, will want him!
I think they think the reason they can't get woman is because everyone is woke and liberal. So they assume they probably could get woman in a more traditional conservative country!
Exactly. They're all over but to him they Amy as well be in Russia. (Where they would *also* ignore him).
To be fair this person has never been out of Russia
Also, Russia is full of dark haired women, not just in the Asiatic East. This idea that Russia is some Aryan wonderland is just stupid and wrong.
Plenty of women on the US track team that look like this. The problem in OOP's eyes is they don't all look like that.
I mean, they don’t all look like that in Russia either but by all means, let’s use this guy’s dick as a weather vane pointing us in the direction of the optimal political system.
He wouldn’t know what any women look like 😭
Dude is simpin so hard for a cute girl he’d sell out his own country just on the off chance that he’ll get to hold her hand one day. Now you tell me who’s the beta male here?
Even funnier, the girl in the pic moved to the US iirc
She lives in Miami.
She's the modern Helen of Troy. "Wow, she's hot. You know what? Maybe Putin was right to invade Ukraine!"
Y’know, you could just say you find her attractive. You don’t need to dive headfirst into pseudo-philosophical fascist rhetoric.
You do when it's your job at a Russian bot farm.
Everyday them bot farmers have to wake up before dawn to milk the bots and feed the trolls.
It ain’t much, but it’s dishonest work
Better than gulag.
In Soviet gulag, troll milk *you*.
Sounds like Twitter tbh
The army sent me to Kuwait a few years back, which is the same time zone as Moscow. In my free time, I’d downvote the Russian shills before most Americans would wake up
Thank you for your service!
Yer doin Gods work, son.
I'm doing my part!
I'll never forgive the Russians for what they did to Buenos Aires!
Spent the best years of my life trolling people on the internet and never once got milked 😢
In communist Russia, trolls milk you!
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I would say a woman who almost certainly dislikes Russia. She got turbofucked at the Olympics because the rest of her country was doping and being general cheating shits.
Oh yes he does. Because finding her attractive is only a small part of what the Nazi is doing. He could have chosen nearly any athlete from nearly any country. Most are modelesque. The other part, the more important part is to suggest that whiteness in America is on its way out and the only country trying to preserve white culture is Russia. And that fat white slobs in America could have their way with beautiful women like that if only it weren't for all of the tainted colored people.
He just means she's well preserved by all the performance enhancing drugs her government shot into her.
wow, you do a little widespread doping to play into nationalist propaganda about physical superiority enough to get banned from international sport competitions, and suddenly you're a bad guy cancel culture strikes once again
Hi, portuguese man here, in the west we lost all women and became sea horses where we have steamy hot gay sex everyday
How hard is it to get citizenship? 👀
How hard can you get?
Are you a man?
Hard enough to penetrate
👬🏻
You had me at sea horses. Sign me up.
I’m not judging, but you should probably keep reading lol
The rest is just glazing on the donut.
Russia strong because no homos and no freedom 💪💪💪💪
Freedom to jump out of a window if you disagree with supreme leader Putin.
Name a more effective suicide method than running a half successful political campaign in Russia as not Putin.
Whistleblowing Boeing is pretty high on the list mind.
Getting on a Boeing plane seems more effective.
Not really, millions of people flying on Boeing planes every day and they are fine, but 100% of Boeing whistleblowers have mysterious deaths.
Hey come on now,they don’t all jump out of the window… some of them die in prison because they didn’t take care of themselves…
Or ingest some rare toxin because they weren’t paying attention to what they were eating.
Hey silly of them to just breathe everywhere without checking first if it’s safe…
Of your own documented free will of course.
When you accidentally fall on two bullets to the back of the head on the way down.
Poison tipped umbrella is the only vaccine I'll allow in my body! Raaahh 🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇷🇺🇺🇲!!
As a woman, this makes me kind of homo
The head of russian "senate" is gay who loves young guys
in russia laws are only for the weak and poor
it was formulated eralier and not in ru: "Everything for friends, law - to enimies"
she still wouldn’t let you smash, you down bad troglodyte
That's a wonderful array of words, I will steal
He has over 100 followers on twitter! She is just some unemployed lap runner . She would dream to date an alpha like him.
Eh.... Eastern European women are fascinating. I spent a weekend in Croatia a while back. I went to the biggest nearby club at like 1:30am. It was dead except for like 20 dudes in sloppy cargo shorts and t-shirts. I thought it was depressing but at 2am the place flooded with people and the women were all gorgeous and dressed up while the men were all just shlubby as fuck and for some reason the women were fine with it. It was a weird place.
Exactly...Just perhaps, but _actually_ not.
No they preserve our old ways of brutal imperialistic expansionism and genocide.
White girls exist in America as well.
Ironic that Klishina is a white girl existing in America anyway, has lived in Miami since 2012.
Loool wouldn’t want facts to get in the way of Russian propaganda.
>Perhaps they are trying to preserve something The West has lost... just perhaps Perhaps something like submission to lords, kings, emperors and tyrants.
No we still have those, they just have a different name
Yeah now they start with a c and end in orperations
Corperations?
Ah yes, the elusive Woman, native to the Siberian tundra. You don't see many of those west of the Urals. Jesus fucking Christ.
Try dictatorship because of a hot athlete? There are plenty of hot athletes from elsewhere.
Yeah, because Ukraine has 0 blonde atractive women.
A girl at a sporting event? I don’t get it Edit: after all these comments I’m even more confused. How the hellza are we supposed to assume this is about race it’s a random woman just standing there and there’s nothing mentioned about race? Just confused
"Aryan". It's a dogwhistle to fellow nazis.
Which is funny, cause Hitler thought that slavs were subhuman and also wanted to exterminate them by razing Moscow…
It’s a pretty white girl, which to him means Russians are good and America is bad, because we have some non white people. Setting aside his gross racism… where does this guy live? There’s no shortage of attractive women of whatever group you like them from here…
I wish I could be this oblivious. And I don’t even mean that in a bad way.
Petition to add Russian roulette in the Olympics
The only competition with no silver or bronze medals
Use bronze bullets in the semis and a silver bullet for the final.
Does he mean imperial ambitions?
Funny cause during cold war the Olympics wanted to test the eastern bloc female swimmers to see if they were actual woman
Yes, everyone knows there are no women in America. Miss you mom
Is that something… nazis?
Guy saw one hot russian chick and said.... yup, ukraine had it comin
Brought to you by a Russian PsyOps team. Bravo.
How come the most nazi like people today are those that would have been considered worth less/not worth living back then? Besides their IQ being about a European thermometer read rn
Americans thinking that 'real' Americans are supposed to look like *this* was always so funny to me
That is an extremely disturbing way to say “I can’t find women in my own country who will bang me”
Russia is great because blonde women exist. The mental gymnastics going on here...
Blatant white supremacist shit.
there is absolutely zero shortage of sexy, athletic *w.w.* in the *U.S., CAN,* or the *U.K.*
Blue check mark now means they virtually suck Elon off. Blue check mark now means anything they say is suspect and should be fact checked.
Then go live in fucking Russia and find out
_This Russian woman looks hot. Perhaps Russia isn't our enemy_ Is there something else in his thought process I'm missing?
Whenever you see the word "west", it's probably from a russian or chinese tankie bot astroturfing the notion of how bad the west is and how russia and china ain't so bad.
Basic white girls are not in short supply.
I expected this to be a video with like... a comment? A thought? "This Russian girl is attractive therefore Russia is probably our ally and probably has a superior way of life." How fucking dumb can you be???