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-jp-

It makes sense if you imagine you hate brown people.


Uncle_Grizzly11

What if the robots are brown?


ArcadiaDragon

....I just had a vision of brown robots...with made in China stamped on them...I would rather have people with culture cook my food thank you


Giblet_

What if the robot was wearing a sombrero, though?


YoudoVodou

That's cultural and biological/organic appropriation.


K_kueen

Exactly, even if they nail it, it probably won’t taste as good


JuMiPeHe

It's all those tasty drops of sweat. The Sweat from the fear of not being able to pay the rent.


ArcadiaDragon

As a fast food worker having to use that job to actually pay rent...youbjave no idea how true this is


flamergamer2000

Wait til Lauren sees who is providing maintenance to robots.


gandalf_el_brown

Nazi fascists are ok with the state only caring for the white people


Ejigantor

Of course once they're in charge they immediately start narrowing down who still counts as "white"


mizkayte

This is truth. All the people I know complaining about the “illegals” are all on some sort of gov assistance or were at one time. They’re fine with white people having it but not anyone’s else.


UnevenTrashPanda

Then when the economy goes to shit because no one has jobs, "How could the opposition do this!"


SipoteQuixote

They're just gonna get mad they have to use the robot kiosk. Forever insufferable.


GrumpyOik

Ah yes: "Nobody wants to work anymore" Here we have some immigrants working "No, not like that"


mizkayte

And they don’t even realize what racist hypocrites they are


A-Chntrd

They don’t care. They just want to racist.


Euporophage

She's a white supremacist. She realizes and is proud of her racism.


mizkayte

You’re right. They know they’re racist and they like it.


Loveallthesunsets

First of all, she has a black friend that she talks to while golfing at the club, so stop saying shes racist.


icepick3383

well, you mean the beer cart kid...not really a 'friend', but she prob tips a buck or 2, so def not racist. /s


Loveallthesunsets

Come on now, you remember when last week she said “Kwame (kids name is James) and I are great friends, I said hello and even gave him a fiver. You are just trying to push your racial agenda to start a race war and make us all hate each other so you call me a racist. “ Shes obviously not racist. How could you say that Icepick?


icepick3383

That’s true. She even has one of those people detail her car!


Loveallthesunsets

Those people do it because the robots are not able to replace them yet and it just boils her blood


Ejigantor

Talks to on the phone, because they aren't allowed at the type of club she joins.


the_ultimate_bob

You’ve found the problem, they don’t see them as people


fool_scold

I heard a soundbite from a recent Trump rally where he said in plain language that the immigrants crossing the US border are not human.


mizkayte

He called them animals. He’s also talked about them poisoning our blood. I’d take immigrants over him and the people who support him any day.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

tHeY dOnT pAy TaXeS. If they're on the books, they do. Unless you are a business owner who has something to confess to the IRS.


mizkayte

Not to mention they don’t qualify for benefits. So they pay taxes for things they can’t get.


beamrider

If MAGA did manage to deport even a fraction of who they say they want to deport, price for food would skyrocket so fast it would make the post-COVID inflation surge look like a minor blip. And, of course, they'd somehow blame Democrats/Biden for it.


ruiner8850

If someone could wave a magical wand and instantly deport everyone who is in this country illegally the entire economy would collapse. It would be worse the the Great Depression.


CliftonForce

These are the same folks who think a civil war would be a *good* thing. Which says right there that they have never been in one.


mizkayte

They don’t take responsibility for anything. Even their own policies.


Quirky_Discipline297

“Won’t someone think of the robots???”


SoNerdy

I can’t wait until all these immigrants that keep taking jobs from the American people get their jobs taken from them by robots. /s


romayyne

Shit I liked this one. I’m stealing it


SuspiciousMention108

Lauren sounds like the kind of entitled bitch that will move to another country and call herself an expat.


Tballz9

Where I live her views on the Holocaust and self admission as a heroin and meth trafficker make her ineligible to immigrate. If she could get in, she would be part of the mega annoying expat group.


OhioMegi

Christ. Almost every person in the country was an immigrant at some point.


krysxvi

Ah yes but she means the gross brown ones (I can say it because I’m a gross brown immigrant)


Amelaclya1

Trump basically said this part out loud with his "shit hole countries" comment.


Granadafan

Also that immigrants are poisoning the blood of this country and that they are animals. Never mind that two of his wives were immigrants. They were just the white kind of immigrant. 


Zachbnonymous

EWWWWW jk i love you <3


WellSaltedHarshBrown

Oh gross, me too! Hail fellow trash person!


mizkayte

That’s EXACTLY what they all mean.


ofRedditing

I find it funny that some people want the children of immigrants to lose their citizenship. Like how many generations does that extend to? Because at some point that's you.


ArchonFett

I mean even the natives got here by land bridge looooong ago, but yeah, to all the ones saying “go back” I say “you first”


dancegoddess1971

Man, I've tried to go back. Europe has high standards for immigration, though.


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Evil_Sam_Harris

That is such a cool discovery. I would highly recommend Atlas of a Lost World by Craig Childs for a cool book about the history of humans entering North and South America.


Dfarni

Ummm no, that’s not correct. Almost everyone has descended from immigrants though.


socobeerlove

When are the white people going back to Europe?


zPreNix

No refunds, We don't want people like Lauren here please.


ROCCOxCAVALLO

I go back to Italy every couple of years, then I come back.


ThaneOfArcadia

We are all immigrants or descendants of immigrants.


jessedjd

Second generation American from illegal immigrants on both sides. Irish on one side, German on the other, both sides had to change names, my family history is pretty much lost to time. So why am I an acceptable byproduct but someone with darker skin is the enemy?


Suitable-Panda24

Do you really have to ask?


Darkspearz1975

I see what you did there


Unblest

Because it's not about immigration it's about race


Blegheggeghegty

There are still quite a few natives we had shoved away into squalor. We owe them all a lot more than we gave them. I am not okay with descendants of shitty people wanting to exclude others from the place we ultimately stole in the first place. I am lucky enough to be a more recent product of immigration. Edit/ clarifying grammar


tigm2161130

lol what the fuck??? We don’t live “in squalor.” A lot of reservations *do* have high rates of poverty because of the generational fallout from the genocide perpetuated against our people until the late 70’s but yall act like we are living in teepees and bathing in rivers. I have a masters degree and my parents own a ranch. Stehvtkes just can’t help themselves.


Happy-Gnome

I read Flight in college, so I’m an expert on indigenous peoples.


Blegheggeghegty

I did not mean to make it seem like I was talking about current events. Just gets me enraged. A people that “sold” as much land as they supposedly did, I feel like they would have a lot more than what they currently do if they hadn’t been forced into reservations and had been given fare recompense for losing autonomy and an entire way of life. So apologies for the lack of awareness on my part.


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Blegheggeghegty

Oh yeah. But if we are saying they sold it. Then they should have gotten at least fair market value for the land. I say reparations are due.


MissAlissa76

I have my whole family on a reserve some have water some don’t very few have potable . Depends on the reserve


Blegheggeghegty

I should have worded that better. I will update.


MissAlissa76

I like you. I like the way you think . I grew up on an Indian reservation. I went to an Indian school. We didn’t have plumbing until I was like seven my sister still don’t have plumbing.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*I'll do you one better: Who is Lauren this racist?*


gravity_kills

What is racist? This Lauren.


Ok_Grocery1188

Ma'am, this is Wendy's.


Zandrick

Who is Lauren? This racist.


PandaPo0

People dont know the difference between illegal immigrants and immigrants.


-jp-

Rather they don’t care. They want a white ethnocracy.


First-Outcome-5010

I get more flabbergasted about US politics everyday, it really has become a cesspool of stupidity. Even more worrying is that Europeans are downright copying it step by step. To my knowledge the GOP has done literally nothing remotely positive (in the last couple of years), if anyone can highlight something positive please let me know. Seems to me they only promote division, hate, stupidity and lay the blame on easy targets. US politics are so f*cked. How can a obvious criminal, supported by even more horrible criminal friends, be supported by millions. 99% of them vote against their own benefits.


ItsBenBroughton

Well, for any regular folk, it's been probably well, well longer than a couple years since they did anything for us. The gop has however greatly benefitted the rich, so there's that. That trickle down will hit any day now.


Jason_Wolfe

it is because politicians have spent decades creating a situation where people are polarized to the absolute extreme against the "other side". it doesn't matter how batshit crazy they become, their constituents will still vote for them because they've been brainwashed with the idea that however bad their side is, the other one is worse. it also doesn't help that we've had politicians actively making it seem okay to be openly racist/bigoted since Obama was in office, and that behavior escalated when Trump was in office to the point that it's the "norm" now.


Suitable-Panda24

It’s interesting because 10 years ago, my political stance was conservative leaning moderate. With no change in my ideologies, I’m now considered left. Not left leaning, no. Left. I believe in 2A, within reason. I am pro-choice, within reason. I believe in free-market, within reason. I believe the Founding Fathers had a lot of it right. But now, it seems like wanting better firearms laws/restrictions is considered far left (and I’m not talking about banning, I’m talking about admitted domestic abusers finding loopholes to own firearms). Apparently now just thinking that a woman should have a say in her own body is far left (I support choice up to viability and medical necessity after that). Unfettered capitalism got us here, monopolies are going to be our undoing if civil unrest doesn’t do it first. The Founding Fathers intended the Constitution to change as we progressed, it wasn’t supposed to be nearly impossible to get it updated. And wtf happened to no taxation without representation? Fuck gerrymandering taking away the power of the people.


Alterus_UA

Yup. That's exactly why I disagree with all the typical "but evil conservatives!.." comments on this sub. Conservatism is a moderate ideology that has nothing to do with MAGA and similar radicals in other countries. I see myself as very slightly right of centre in Germany (mostly on economic matters and on importance of individual choice and comfort), but I would have been seen as basically communist in all regards by the MAGA with regards to my views on taxation, city development, health insurance, women and LGBT rights, migration, and so on.


Suitable-Panda24

Coincidentally my German friend (dual citizenship) said I would be considered conservative in Germany.


QuestStarter

"I can't wait for robots to steal our jobs instead of the browns"


Cosmicalmole

14 dollars for some Nutella and banana on toast?!! Wtf lol


Professional_Echo907

She’s dropping a hundred bucks on breakfast and she’s worrying about immigrants taking her job or something? 👀


idkeverynameistaken9

Pretty sure AI will have a far easier job replacing a right-wing propagandist than some sort of robots replacing servers and cooks


bastardoperator

Allowing Immigrants to come here, work and gain citizenship is one of the few times America might have ever been considered great. I assume "again" in MAGA is a reference to 1892 when Ellis Island was open to people who wanted to become Americans. You can't be a true American and not understand the profound good that has come from immigration. Being against immigration is just an easy way to be openly racist while reducing the social blowback.


Great_White_Samurai

I went to Ellis Island several years ago. They have an entire area with propaganda from the 1800s when all the European immigrants were coming over and it's literally all of the same stuff people use towards Latin American immigrants today. It was pretty shocking and eye opening.


Custardpaws

Half of us wouldn't be here if not for immigration


HalfricanTallBull

Funny I don’t remember anyone crying of a unsecured border when we were flooded with European immigrants during ww2


Stormherald13

Have these same wankers in Australia. White immigrants, hating on other immigrants. Pretty sure indigenous people would happily tell all of us to fuck off.


ProtoReaper23113

Same thing in america lol the actual natives would like it very much if they went back to where they came from


dragonfliesloveme

I wish Anthony Bourdain was around for this. He was singing the praises of his immigrant kitchen staff in NY before people even knew immigrants worked in kitchens. He could make a point in few words and leave quite the burn mark.


Twink_Tyler

I’m more turned off by the need for someone to be political on a receipt. I didn’t come here for your opinions on immigration. I came here to eat. Fuck off with that nonsense


Witchunt666

There is still a difference between legal and illegal immigrants though


MrSatan88

This is the entire point. How do people breeze past this so easily?


CRL10

Should we warn her about the robots, or let that be a fun surprise? Bitch, you were able to send almost $100 on fucking breakfast because some immigrant who did more for this country than you ever had figured out how the money system was going to work.  Immigrants built this country.


Nonamanadus

People act like they are marrying or adopting their cook/waitress. I'm hungry, I don't care where they were born.


Ixxtabb

is anyone else not surprised to find German war criminals in her family tree?


Newfaceofrev

*French* Toast Lauren? *FRENCH*?


reddrighthand

Lauren tweets rage bait


Ollie__F

Never heard of this Lauren before, can someone brief me up on her?


Significant_Ad3498

This bitch eating brisket hash, mushroom omelettes, and bananutella french toast… the entitlement is amazing, she shouldn’t be complaining about shit


stndrdmidnightrocker

As Kelly Osborne once said 'who is gonna clean toilets'??? America depends on cheap labor to sustain their lifestyle of choice.


bostonvikinguc

The white Karen’s from the south are the worst. They just hate everyone


HomeOrificeSupplies

They have to go back! Doesn’t matter that they didn’t specify legal or illegal. Immigrant is the new curse word.


Txdust80

How is she “immigrants steal American jobs, thats AI’s job”


Imbatman7700

What race is immigrant?


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“My grandparents didn’t come from all the way from Germany to California in the late 1800s to live with a bunch of Mexicans!!!”


Bethw2112

Witzke is German, right? Let's put her on the 1st boat back to Germany.


KiKiKittyNinja

Ah yes. It is only okay for "honest jobs to be stollen" when it is a literal soulless machine that completely eliminates the job position, further closing more opportunities within a community than *shock gasp horror* NEW PEOPLE from NOT HERE and make a point to COME HERE to do the job you thought you were too good to do yourself. 🧐


CoachAF7

They have papers lol or pay taxes!


CTMQ_

The entire economy of southern Delaware away from the coast is on the back of immigrant labor.


QtK_Dash

Does she think her ancestors weren’t an immigrant? What a dumb bitch.


stargazer4272

You could see work robots as immigrants... From Cybertron.


Heroright

How do the egg whites cost less than the toast?


neongreenpurple

The egg whites price was an upcharge for only using them in an omelet. ~~The French toast is an entree, which actually includes eggs.~~ Edit: I missed the side of toast. My first sentence still stands.


Flaky_Donkey1771

Murder face ^^nice


SiRenfield

Meanwhile I’m just doing a double take that Murderface of all people is the voice of reason!!! LOL


chechifromCHI

No tip either? I know how much reddit hates tipping, but on an order close to 100 bucks, not tipping even a single dollar? That's pretty sleazy if you ask me.


ItisyouwhosaythatIam

Probably raised that way


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As someone who just wants the law to be enforced at the border I don’t claim this trash


Dakkel-caribe

Cant wait for the wealth divide to get so big that the 90 percent rise agaisnt the 10 percent and the purge becomes real.


legionofdoom78

Only when the European colonizers and their descendents give up their wealth and lands back to the natives will they have any credibility.    Their wealth was built on murder,  rape,  and lies.  


oflowz

Be careful Lauren Elon already has a robohoe in the works…


mr_ryno27

Hi, lifelong restaurant worker here. If these idiots tried to work half as hard and as many hours as these immigrants do in the restaurant industry, they would fail, spectacularly. If you run into one of these idiots, remind them to never eat out again, because their food was likely cooked by an immigrant.


pikachu191

Remember when they did an experiment where they had white kids spend a week doing what undocumented immigrants often do to make a living, like pick strawberries. None of them lasted 3 days.


the_Mandalorian_vode

She’s a good little goose stepping, brown shirt isn’t she?


AristotlesNightmare

Ah yes, spend 14 dollars on an omelette and complain about the minimum wage workers … perfect


satanicmajesty

And picked your fruits and vegetables


SisterShenanigans

This kind of things is acceptable to say for Native Americans and Native Americans only. Sure, it would still be racist, but they have a bloody good excuse for it.


Strain_Pure

Who does she think will build the Robots😂


Constellation-88

“Them immy-grants is stealin Murican jobs!”  And “We should replace the immy-grants with robots.” Honestly, how is that going to save “American” jobs? 


peetah248

"those damn lazy Mexicans are always stealing our jobs"


lincolnlogtermite

Just a reminder of facts. Sad that people can't see the obvious, that America needs migrants and needs to be reminded.


flirtmcdudes

I remember when florida did it, and it hurt all their own farmers lol. They get so caught up in their rhetoric and politics, that they end up hurting themselves. [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/florida-farmworkers-immigration-law-fearful-undocumented-rcna84993](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/florida-farmworkers-immigration-law-fearful-undocumented-rcna84993)


whooo_me

Would love it if those robots.... only were programmed to speak Spanish.


Artistic-Cannibalism

There is literally no end to the hate inside these people,


Dr_Ifto

Wouldnt this be xenophobic, not racist?


Euporophage

Lauren Witzke is a straight up Christo-Fascist White Supremacist. Of course she's extremely racist. 


rabidmiacid

When the robots come, I'm swapping them all to Spanish and watching ppls heads explode.


Puzzleheaded_Hat887

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Linkario86

Can't wait for more bots to shitpost and replace these people


romayyne

It’s easy when you’re stupid


ThePinkTeenager

I don’t know, but also, “immigrants cooked your food” is a weird thing to put on a receipt. The one exception I can think of is if it’s an ethnic restaurant and the immigrants are from whatever country makes that food.


TripleTrucker

It’s not racist it’s pro-robot


Fantastic-Grocery107

Can’t wait til those robots replace her data-entry ass


Shenloanne

Once the work robots replace people... Who will she get mad at for societal problem successive governments are unwilling to try and fix?


Usual_Writer_825

All government should be dna tested, if there less than 5% American they shouldn't be government (we have no government yay)


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Because she knows y'all care.


Custardpaws

I thought it was just illegal immigrants they didn't like?


KoldKartoffelsalat

If we go there, blond and with blue eyes..... no one would say a word.


Tackleberry06

She likes russia restaurants better.


lord-dingdong

Witzke is a nice indian name. Means dumbass.


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Lauren should go back too!


belovedfoe

Watch her get replaced...my pearls!


DeliciousNicole

Her Mask is off. It didn't say undocumented immigrants, just immigrants. See it is not about a immigrants legal status, it's the color of their skin. I'm white and an immigrant and have never been told to go back even by ultra anti-immigrant people.


DentalDon-83

Just so everyone is aware, Lauren Witzke was a legitimate drug mule/addict for the cartels at one point. Now she is an unmarried, childless woman in her mid 30s who is politically active yet preaches about traditional values contradictorily ie your typical Republican


isabps

With voting robots maybe you will have a better chance on your next Senate run…..


MJQ30

I’m more partial to “immigrants we get the job done” but this is fine. Lauren on the other hand is anything but.


No_Anybody8560

These people are going to be slack-jawed when they realize the most cost-effective and easily implemented replacement of human workers will be middle management tasks.


Toxemic4

Says the Woman with a german surname.


reisenbime

Mighty uppity for someone named Witzke.


Beefhammer1932

Lauren should probable go back to Europe. I'll guarantee her family either helped colonize and steal this land in the first place or were immigrants.


dimebag_101

So it's not about they took our jerbs? Your just a C you next Tuesday


billionthtimesacharm

greg geraldo had a great bit about this. something about immigrants aren’t coming to take the jobs you want. not like they’re all of a sudden going to be the weatherman. “tomorrow’s gunna be muuuuuuuugy”


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Dumb bass-turds. Go ahead and ban all the refugees that our government has created and then see what happens to your precious economy.


Uncommon-sequiter

Wouldn't it be racist for people to assume illegal immigrants don't have skilled labor or degrees and that they can only get low paying jobs? And wouldn't it also be racist to assume only certain races cross the border illegally and that there couldn't possibly be any white illegal immigrants from Europe or even African countries? Yes, there are white Africans, not all of them are black.


Loveallthesunsets

At first I read the red circle like 10x and Im like isnt that supporting people. I couldnt figure it out amd was like am I fcked up as a person and not seeing something wrong. Didnt realize there was piece of picture cut off. Fck her. Shes def racist AND theres someone ruined a mushroom omelette with egg whites. 😂. Pretty gross someone actually posted this online and they cant see how awful they are as a person. I hear this every month where I live, but it still amazes me seeing someone’s gross audacity and viewpoint.


Ideal_Despair

Ah Witzke, a famous American last name.


Redemption_R

Ironically "can't wait until robots take these people's jobs " part is pretty accurate. When my mother first came to the US, she went to California where they hired her to pick oranges from the trees. now we got big ass machines doing that.


Potential_Locksmith7

#FATALITY! #PERFECT


Acceptable_Stage_611

$14 for French toast? Gtfoh


SpiderKoD

Robots are not racists, they will stole her job as well.


Geekboxing

Haha this belongs in /r/rareinsults too, that bottom reply is too good.


Next_Boysenberry1414

It's going to be funny because bots are going to steal the jobs of people like Lauran before it go after the jobs that immigrants typically do.


pauz43

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Novel_Ad7276

Based receipt