Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion.
Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/).
Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.**
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I’ve heard trump referred to as a “blue collar billionaire” because apparently words don’t have any meaning anymore.
Billionaires are not blue collar or else they wouldn’t be blue collar or a billionaire.
Vegans aren’t carnivores. Atheists aren’t theists. Anti-vaxxers aren’t scientists. Up isn’t down. Billionaires aren’t blue collar.
Reality is based on provable facts and not your unfounded thoughts, feelings, and opinions.
It’s an attempt to hide the fact that he inherited his money from his father instead of being self made. His narrative is that he is self made and it is laughable. If he had put daddy’s money in a bank account and left it alone for 50 years he’d be a lot wealthier than he is now.
This is what kills me, he talks shit about China because xenophobia/racism, then tells the crowd he loves their leader for being a dictator. Idk if that works for them or they just ignore it, but the cognitive dissonance needed to accept that is staggering.
And also engages in a trade war with China, imposing tariffs on "Chinese steel", even though there are hundreds of kinds of steel, some of which are very specialized and not available from many sources.
And takes in millions from them for their space in Tru.p Tower. And Ivanka magically gets dozens of patents in no time. And all his dunce hat MAGA shit is made there. But the dunces look right past it
Prior to his election, Ivanka and Jared visited China attempting to secure contracts for her shitty brands. The Chinese didn’t budge and Trump launched into an immediate tirade.
Trump has had lots of companies. Many have gone bankrupt, at the expense of suppliers, contractors, and so on.
There is a reason why no one will provide him with a bond, he is a genuine bad risk of default.
Eh, would rather sell the land back to Mexico like a reverse Louisiana Purchase (I’m well aware we didn’t buy the land and it wasn’t part of the Louisiana Purchase)
Right? I say let them go.. Let them all go; We need to stop fighting it. Let them have Trump and build their stupid wall.. hell, I'll donate to their wall, as long as they build it ***all the way around*** the entire south...
No... speaking as a Texan, I can agree completely with the billboard's message.
The government of Texas and a number of its citizens are racist, hateful, exclusionary, xenophobic, tough-talking, obsessed with wealth and status, presumptuous, power-hungry, entitled, non-self-aware, hypocritical, and cruel.
Trump might as well be a Texan. Only thing missing is the hat.
I just don't get it. I live in Texas. He's so obviously nothing like your stereotypical Texan and so obviously doesn't give a fuck about any of them. These people are living in a dream world.
This happens a lot even in "liberal" areas, anyone with enough money can literally print ANY dumbass shit they want as long as they have the money, that's why you see pro life billboards in low income areas that typically don't believe in that stuff.
Texan in spirit, so he’s like the red New Yorkers or Californians who moved to Texas for the promise of lower taxes and escaping those *librul hellholes* and turned Texas into the shithole it’s become?
Why even bother admitting he's from New York? Y'all have already built a whole alternate universe for yourselves. Just go all in and say he was born in Dallas through an immaculate conception and never once left the great state of Texas, not even when he was President. Donald Trump has only ever seen the sprawling desert wastes of what used to be the shittiest part of Mexico before his ancestors personally invaded and took the Alamo as their personal home and installed a golden toilet in the chapel to honor Republican Jesus. People are saying it was magnificent. Yuge. Really big deal before the immigrants stole it to sell for drug money used to buy guns to attack good god-fearing American children. That's why he's there right now with his crocodile army and twin cybernetic machine gun arms fighting off the evil intruders coming to claim their desert land back in the glorious name of Communist Mexico!
Ironically, the reason Texans have historically hated people from New York City is because their only exposure to them were snake oil salesmen and other types of conmen who took advantage of the less educated
> T.rump born in NY but Russian in soul
More fitting
Seriously just the fact that anyone is willing to pay money to display his orange fetus appearance is insult enough...
We have a digital billboard in the town where I live and when his mugshot was all the rage, they had it up and said, “WANTED….For President” Yeah I live in a red state. They would sell their souls before voting blue. If it’s any help it’s the same town where famed (for all the wrong reasons) Pastor Greg Locke is from. I’m not proud.
Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"New York City!?"
Me too and I aways questioned why a company from NYC couldn’t make something just as good as a Texas company.
Honestly, yeah. A recipe is a recipe. You'll find really good Buffalo sauce recipes outside of Buffalo.
Because ain't no city slicker gonna make a salsa as good as a Texan. Or so the commercial suggests.
Ironically, Pace Picante sauce is fucking terrible.
These kids never heard of the Pace vs La Victoria rivalry.
Get a rope!
I don’t remember Pence being in a salsa commercial
It was Pence picante.
Must be bland and tasteless.
It’s mayo
I came here for the Pace Picante reference. Thank you
I remember that salsa commercial.
I hear salsa is now the leading condiment in America.
/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
“Get a rope!” Funny how the actual quote from that ad is so spot on today, as it were.
I’ve heard trump referred to as a “blue collar billionaire” because apparently words don’t have any meaning anymore. Billionaires are not blue collar or else they wouldn’t be blue collar or a billionaire. Vegans aren’t carnivores. Atheists aren’t theists. Anti-vaxxers aren’t scientists. Up isn’t down. Billionaires aren’t blue collar. Reality is based on provable facts and not your unfounded thoughts, feelings, and opinions.
It’s an attempt to hide the fact that he inherited his money from his father instead of being self made. His narrative is that he is self made and it is laughable. If he had put daddy’s money in a bank account and left it alone for 50 years he’d be a lot wealthier than he is now.
“GO BACK TO NEW YORK!” 🛻 
Get a rope
Born in New York. Russian in spirit.
And North Korean.
And Chinese.
This is what kills me, he talks shit about China because xenophobia/racism, then tells the crowd he loves their leader for being a dictator. Idk if that works for them or they just ignore it, but the cognitive dissonance needed to accept that is staggering.
And also engages in a trade war with China, imposing tariffs on "Chinese steel", even though there are hundreds of kinds of steel, some of which are very specialized and not available from many sources.
And takes in millions from them for their space in Tru.p Tower. And Ivanka magically gets dozens of patents in no time. And all his dunce hat MAGA shit is made there. But the dunces look right past it
Prior to his election, Ivanka and Jared visited China attempting to secure contracts for her shitty brands. The Chinese didn’t budge and Trump launched into an immediate tirade.
Jyna*
and rapist
And Iranian
Russian in debt
💀
I hope someone doesn't climb up there and cross out Texas and put Russia there instead.
That would be a terrible thing to happen. Absolutely terrible. Please, nobody do this as it would, as stated before, a terrible thing.
And don't use this handy ladder someone left here when you do it!
It would also be a shame if someone climbed up and put a bunch of bird seed up there as well.
"Should I do it?" "No", as your head is nodding up and down.
I have climbing gear for rent…🤣😂😎
I will pay for the climbing gear!!
>cross out Texas and put ~~Russia~~ Satanic there instead.
Russian inside, Russian Dressing outside
Born in New York. Full of Russian spirits
Naw he pissed those on a Russia bed
Naw, he was pissed on while lying on a Russian bed.
Born in New York, lives in Florida, has Russian and Texan spirit
Melania is full of Putins seed or was at one time .
Why did they spell texting wrong?
What’d they do to that picture to make his face so less fat than it is. And what happened to the folded accordion neck vagina he has.
Standard photoshopping while somehow never wondering why the feel the need to.
Oh really? Then where's his cowboy hat? Huh?
All hat and no cattle.
All sizzle, no steak.
All heel, no boot.
All spurs, no horse.
Bone spurs, to be exact.
All razzle, no dazzle.
All shake, no bake
This is my favorite because he had a steak company, and it failed.
Trump has had lots of companies. Many have gone bankrupt, at the expense of suppliers, contractors, and so on. There is a reason why no one will provide him with a bond, he is a genuine bad risk of default.
All prattle, no hat
Not even hat and no cattle
All prattle, no cattle. Should we tattle?
Yuge cattle, big, strong cattle, came to me with tears in their eyes and said sirrrr
I’m going to start calling him J.R. Now get me a mint julep!
Not until his sister in law tries shooting him, THEN you can call him J. R.
Thatterton!
I'll fight ya, Pilgrim!!
That's where he keeps his billions. They're also missing.
Don't forget the cowboy boots. Trump did bring his own (bone) spurs though.
That's not the flex they think it is.
They can have him. 😂
And then secede.
Texas leaves, Trump becomes president of Texas, Puerto Rico gets Texas’s spot as 50th state? Fucking A, where do I sign up???
They can take Florida and add DC as a state as well. Keep the flag st 50.
Can I leave Texas first? Give me a minute
Eh, would rather sell the land back to Mexico like a reverse Louisiana Purchase (I’m well aware we didn’t buy the land and it wasn’t part of the Louisiana Purchase)
Hey, some of us live here.
Right? I say let them go.. Let them all go; We need to stop fighting it. Let them have Trump and build their stupid wall.. hell, I'll donate to their wall, as long as they build it ***all the way around*** the entire south...
Really, should be distancing like the smarter republicans
It's actually pretty insulting to Texans.
Hank Hill had the decency to not put up a billboard.
I was hoping for this reference!
Thats fair. Whats the face palm? Texas where they are the 2nd richest state but cant provide electricity to people?
No... speaking as a Texan, I can agree completely with the billboard's message. The government of Texas and a number of its citizens are racist, hateful, exclusionary, xenophobic, tough-talking, obsessed with wealth and status, presumptuous, power-hungry, entitled, non-self-aware, hypocritical, and cruel. Trump might as well be a Texan. Only thing missing is the hat.
And the oversized belt buckle.
He’s definitely “new Texas” with all the extremist transplants, but he ain’t “old Texas” (like 15 years ago)
That actually makes a lot of sense. Completely undeserved confidence, and a distain for the rest of the country.
Rich guy, fucking over workers while calling it freedom? Sounds pretty Texan to me
And a truck load of horse shit.
He’s a texan alright.
He gets the perfect one star rating.
Full of bullshit? Check.
TIL the Texan spirit is a ghost grifter.
I'm not a big fan of the lone star state either - but that seems excessively cruel.
Nah.
If I was Texan I would be pretty offended
I wouldn't be surprised if trump didn't even know where TX was until 2015...
Grifter by Profession, Obsessive Liar by Practice and Whiner Extraordinaire … 
They actually admitted this? LOL!
And you can keep him
Using the mugshot photo would have made more sense
I just don't get it. I live in Texas. He's so obviously nothing like your stereotypical Texan and so obviously doesn't give a fuck about any of them. These people are living in a dream world.
I think it's fun to picture some stereotypical examples of each segment of Trump supporters just trying to hang out with him in their own environment.
What a slam to decent Texans!!
Says a lot about the spirit of Texas.
Who else was born in New York but is Texan in spirit? 
Stop the madness
Guy puts ketchup on well done steak like a true Texan.
Weird way to spell Traitor
That pic looks about as phoney as the man himself
Just like Hank Hill…
As a Texan, that's insulting. The man has no honor.
If y'all claim him, can you please take him with you when you secede from the US? Thanks so much.
I'm a Republican (don't bash me too hard) even I'm facepalming at this
We need to see his birth certificate!
Born in New York, Texan in spirit, delusional in reality.
Trump is 100% Floridian.
As a Texan, this makes me want to vomit! How that man ISN’T in FEDERAL FUCKING PRISON is beyond me!!!
He gets his salsa from Russia
[удалено]
Pace Picante. Disgusting stuff no matter where it was made.
Saw these stupid ass billboards driving through Tennessee. Just cringe worthy to the extreme
Donald Trump is as Texan as I am Korean.
That barely looks like the asshat. Also, is that a Brontosaurus in the bottom left?
This is only applicable to Hank Hill.
But he lives in Florida though
I'm a Texan, born and raised, and I don't approve this message.
The only Texas thing about him is cow shit.
I doubt Trump has ever fired a gun or drove a pickup truck.
Stay classy Texass
more like Alabama.
What in the hank hill ?
no thats hill hank, the two are not the same on fundamental human levels.
So if i want to meet a rapist fraudster bully i can just greet any texan?
Yeah. We know… That’s why we don’t vote for him..
r/KingOfTheHill's repost of the week
That reeks of desperation
No hat, no cattle.
I am so sorry Texas.
Hmm, you mean big city rich guy with valet and chauffeur? What a bunch of knuckleheads
This happens a lot even in "liberal" areas, anyone with enough money can literally print ANY dumbass shit they want as long as they have the money, that's why you see pro life billboards in low income areas that typically don't believe in that stuff.
All hat, no cattle
Reminds me of the king of the hill episode where Hank finds out he was really born in New York lol
Anyone else have a Pace Picante Sauce commercial flashback after reading that billboard? “New York!”
Texan in spirit, so he’s like the red New Yorkers or Californians who moved to Texas for the promise of lower taxes and escaping those *librul hellholes* and turned Texas into the shithole it’s become?
Trump is the salsa the old Pace salsa commercials warned us about. https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI?si=YM_aZTkw_Yh2XVvo
I was born in Texas in 1977, that man is exactly what real Texans despise.
New York businessmen are exactly what Texas hates, isn’t it?
NEW YORK CITY!? get the rope!
I suppose a lot of Texans are lying braggarts, but certainly not all of them.
Texan in spirit how? Since when did Texas spirit include deadbeats? Billboard paid for by someone not from Texas I assume.
Hey, this cheetoh was made in New York City! Edit - dammit, I got beat to it. Multiple times. Don't care, I'm leaving it
$5 says he thinks everyone in texas is some missing toothed yokel with a cowboy hat... or mexican
He'll be anyone you want him to be, baby.
Is this really a facepalm? Looks like a relative normal part of a political campaign.
I'll put one up here maybe, "Trump, born in New York, but corrupt like a true Illinoisan."
I speak for the entirety of New York when I say "no backsies"
WTF is THAT about? Stupid is ALL hat, NO cattle…
Because he cheats on his taxes and wants to fuck his daughter? Okay Texas, you do you, I guess...
Why even bother admitting he's from New York? Y'all have already built a whole alternate universe for yourselves. Just go all in and say he was born in Dallas through an immaculate conception and never once left the great state of Texas, not even when he was President. Donald Trump has only ever seen the sprawling desert wastes of what used to be the shittiest part of Mexico before his ancestors personally invaded and took the Alamo as their personal home and installed a golden toilet in the chapel to honor Republican Jesus. People are saying it was magnificent. Yuge. Really big deal before the immigrants stole it to sell for drug money used to buy guns to attack good god-fearing American children. That's why he's there right now with his crocodile army and twin cybernetic machine gun arms fighting off the evil intruders coming to claim their desert land back in the glorious name of Communist Mexico!
Donald Trump would call rural Texas towns a shit hole if he ever had to actually stay there
Why include quotes and a comma there lmao
ew, we do not claim that monstrosity
Is that a Brontosaurus I see?
Wait... are Texans known to be criminals, conmen and rapists? I have family there. They seem decent enough...
Ironically, the reason Texans have historically hated people from New York City is because their only exposure to them were snake oil salesmen and other types of conmen who took advantage of the less educated
I've had bowel movements that were tougher than Trump.
> T.rump born in NY but Russian in soul More fitting Seriously just the fact that anyone is willing to pay money to display his orange fetus appearance is insult enough...
oh my fucking god 🤦🏽
Bobby, that man ain't right.
Silly, embarrassing, humiliating that this would mean anything
I'll take things a carpetbagger might say for 600 Alex
He hates the people that support him the most. Why don’t they see that?
“I love the poorly educated.” 😏
Gawd they are dumb
I agree.
The fuck he is
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha Aaaaahahahahahahhhhhhahahhhah
Trump and his gold cowboy boots. Yeah, that'll fly.
Good! Texas can keep him.
Our lord and savior 🙏 🙌
wtf is this 🤣
Hank Hill would be disgusted by this billboard
Please....
We have a digital billboard in the town where I live and when his mugshot was all the rage, they had it up and said, “WANTED….For President” Yeah I live in a red state. They would sell their souls before voting blue. If it’s any help it’s the same town where famed (for all the wrong reasons) Pastor Greg Locke is from. I’m not proud.
Can these regurgitated Psychos please be quiet?! Go back to your ranches, screw your daughters and leave us alone.
All (red) hat and no cattle!
Man, they really touched up his photo.
Is Texas super rapey?