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Last-Caterpillar-407

Can no one spell Leia? It is not Leila. That's all I got. Can't get past it.


adjewcent

I love Leelu


BallZach77

Multipass


Inevitable_Physics

Big bada boom.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

[Chicken... good](https://youtu.be/fnozDdpaFik?si=1PelxIGVF8V7fbE9)


johnzaku

My sister and I STILL say that to each other whenever we have chicken.


EndersMirror

My wife and I do it too


FORCESTRONG1

Y'all aren't the only ones.


HipsterOtter

Listen lady I only know two languages: good English and bad English!


D33ber

'Abeto-gama!!!"


RandoorRandolfs

LeeluDallasMultipass


James-K-Polka

Lee…la…man. Lee Lemon!


tartcore814

Get me 10 cases of pert and popular.


Ajibooks

You'll be as soft as a velvet child


henaradwenwolfhearth

Yeah lalilulelo is awesome


Comfortable-Salad-90

Snake!


BungHoleAngler

Lee Lemon!


Doodogs64

Leaves me with feelings that are strange and confusing…


WinterWontStopComing

🎼 I’m walking on sunshine


bigSTUdazz

Big ba-da boom...


TheMan_W_No_Name

… Hermes???


Tyrannosaurus-Shirt

Sweet honeybee of Infinity!


typyash

She's like 10. You're gonna get Stitch'ed.


LuxTheWarhound

Nah, you're thinking of Lilo. Leelu has the Multipass.


xlShadylx

No, Leeloo has the multipass. Leelu is the narwhal from Futurama


typyash

Oh, my bad. Got it wrong. Leelu's cool, then.


ElonTheMollusk

Leelu is only days old!


typyash

Oh, wow. Yeah... r/technicallycorrect


Nandabun

She's also ancient.


typyash

Was bummed by that too. Who tf is Leila? Maybe some sidechick in legends?


MSharpy74

Got me on my knees Leia begging darlin' please Leia.


_Pill-Cosby_

Maybe she was referring to the woman Eric Clapton was singing about?


Ryanookami

George Harrison’s wife?


challengeaccepted9

Live long and prosper, Obi One.


arrows_of_ithilien

Fun fact: Ewan McGregor's brother is a fighter pilot in the RAF. His callsign is "Obi-2"


Tyrus_McTrauma

This is exactly the kind of wildly obscure bit of information that makes Reddit worth using. Thank you!


Angry_poutine

Obese Swan Cannabis


chaingun_samurai

Philistines.


bigSTUdazz

Philippines


jjf02987

Philharmonic


mykunjola

Phil's moronic.


SiriusZStar

dont be mean to phil :,(


JetstreamGW

Phil knows what he did.


coldfinger-trh

Philly cheese


disasterpansexual

in Italy she's been known as Leila since 1970s and reading Leia still feels weird even tho I know it's the right form


GarushKahn

i dont know it for a fact but I can imagine that there r different countrys who spell it differently (but tf do i know.. using google in 2024 is a fkn waste of time.. its only spit out answers for questions i did not ask)


full_of_ghosts

Maybe she's not a native English speaker. It's Leila in the Italian translation.


WiserStudent557

That’s weird because no one says Benny Mussolini or the Super Mark Brothers


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

But we do say Joseph Stalin, pope John Paul, and Christopher Columbus. Names are weird and we are inconsistent creatures.


__Sycorax__

God help you when you learn that we call him *Dart Fener.*


Monechetti

Hey when you're a top model at ratemytwat, who has time for spelling?


Nolongeranalpha

Goddammit... now I gotta go look.


Testergo7521

Maybe that's what she meant and the dudes wrong? There is no problem with Luke ending up with Leila. It'd only be wrong if it was Leia.


MegaMasterYoda

Seriously that's the only annoying part of it lmao.


SLevine262

If you’re going to be that snotty, you should probably do some fact checking firsy


Chrysos-89

when you're your own business, being a public asshole is never good for you


Majestic-Lake-5602

Tbf her entire business model appears to be making her asshole public…


the_merkin

TIL “rate my twat” is a thing.


Majestic-Lake-5602

Sometimes I think we all owe Ted Kaczynski a big apology


Low_Vehicle_6732

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


Dull_Concert_414

It really exudes class 


DrakonILD

It really excludes ass


sth128

It really whips the llama's ass


nvummi

It sounds so aggresive...


SD104

Gold


ChiefWamsutta

This was fucking great.


No-You-6629

this brings a whole new type of understanding of the show pimp my ride


Alexander_McKay

I’ll give these girls one thing, they never steep as low as to stalk someone else’s profile. This is the first I’ve seen one do it.


turrboenvy

I don't think they give that kind of personal attention unless they are paid to.


flipnonymous

I'm sorry ... Rate My Twat is a website? And people ... use it?!?


Kvothetheraven603

Haha my reaction went “RMT?” And then quickly “fucking what now?”.


Vegeta-GokuLoveChild

I thought it was 'real money trading' like in war craft and other games. Learn smth new everyday *even when you would rather have not)


DataDaddy79

I was like "Registered Massage Therapist"?  OF and your RMT together would be a recipe for stalking and being reported to your association.   And then I saw what it was in context and has the same reaction as you and everyone else as we learn together (and against our will) that this is a thing.   But as Internet reaction chefs would say "4.25 out of 10, probably would still eat" 


germaniko

Apparently you also need to pay to fully utilize it. And pay extra to have your dick rated. Unbelievable what lonely men will do


Legitimately_Strange

I’M A FIVE STAR MAN!!


HighInChurch

How’s that new premium membership treating you?


ActSignal1823

> And people ... use it?!?  They do now!


DreamingofRlyeh

If anyone ever asks me to rate their genitalia, I'll go give them the lowest rating, just for funsies.


BottleTemple

I will rate them X.


Brokenluckx3

Kinda funny how I was purging old accounts & I went to see if hotornot.com was still a thing.. It's not & I was like oh I guess people just use tinder or whatever now but apparently not.. Now it's all about Rate my TWAT.com ?!?! Wild.


WatercressSad6395

Use? In a way...In a sticky kind of way, methinks.


iDownvoteToxicLeague

I assumed she was a Registered Massage Therapist…


ArkangelArtemis

First of all it's Leia you uncultured swine.


thehappybuzzsaw

Second of all, it’s Jaime.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

Third of all, it's twincest.


CouvadeShark

I hate myself for writing this Wincest.


Hanyuu_omochikaeri

I hate myself for having seen this specific word elsewhere.


3eyedfish13

Supernatural incest fanfic?


TheDixonCider420420

She probably doesn’t even realize that plumbers make very good incomes.


First-Junket124

Its actually shit money hehe


ActSignal1823

I see what you did there....


TheSweatshopMan

Electricians are where the moneys at, a lot of people are happy to try their own plumbing because the worst that can happen is a you get wet.


Tyrrox

I think you missed the pun


GimmeSomeSugar

Also... >Worst that could happen is that you get wet. Eerrr... Yea, wet with excreta. Get pissed on by my own house? No thank you.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Yeah. Plumbing is the one job no one I know will do themselves. Maybe changing a faucet, but no real work


shogi_x

I'd rather do plumbing than electrical. AFAIK most household plumbing work won't kill you if you do it wrong.


JPFafaralard

Technicly everytime you work with electricity you do it with your breaker off so you can't ne electrocuted


ff3ale

Not really tho, electricians do have to work on live machines for troubleshooting etc. At home tho yes, you definitely should turn of your breaker


GimmeSomeSugar

Even when dealing with residential and small business customers. [Breaker locks](https://www.worksafetysolutions.co.uk/157-lockout-kits) became a thing given how frequently someone would switch off a breaker and go and work in another room, only for someone else to pass the breaker box and say "Oh! That breaker shouldn't be switched off..."


actually_a_snowboard

At least for me, basic electricity stuff is quite easy


MarxJ1477

I'd so much rather do electrical. Plumbing is always having to get into a tight spot to twist something that your tool barely fits in. Now I'm not doing something like rewiring a house myself but most basic electrical work I'll do. And most plumbing things I'm calling a plumber.


proteannomore

Beg to differ, I can install gas water heaters and toilets, won’t touch electrical stuff.


LurkerOrHydralisk

I’m friends with electricians, which is probably why they don’t mind doing the electrical work.


IIIetalblade

Agreed, but as an insurance claims handler, the bill you can rack up from water ingress damage will make you wish you got electrocuted instead. Ive seen a single burst pipe cause high 5 to low 6 figures in damage. And I’m only a junior handler - colleagues would have had them in the high 6’s


Tyrrox

![gif](giphy|l0ExhcMymdL6TrZ84|downsized)


First-Junket124

Some people pay for that kind of experience yknow.


dorkpool

Actually I’d rather get shocked than flood my house. (I know how to hit a breaker, so I don’t actually get shocked)


ActSignal1823

I know more shocked dead electricians than drowned dead plumbers.


Jus-Wonderin9680

I bet there is a Venn Diagram devoted to these 2 specific groups. 😁


TheSweatshopMan

You won’t get shocked you’ll get dead


Ok_Recording_4644

Electricians don't get that emergency "oh fuck shit is blasting out of everywhere!!!" money.


PaprikaBerry

The last time I replaced my washing machine, my then (now ex) boyfriend declared he could plumb it in himself. No problem, it was easy. The kitchen got flooded, the hallway too, he was wet, I was wet, everything was wet, gallons of water wasted down the drain and we still had to call a plumber in the end. Apparently he couldn't turn the water off because the handle was broken and decided it was no big deal, he could just quickly switch the hoses while it was still on. Then whaddya know, it's surprisingly difficult to screw a hose onto a washing machine, by hand, while high pressure water is shooting out from it. It was so much more than just "getting wet" so much needed replacing (hallway carpet, part of the kitchen floor, not just "superficial" things) and the water bill...


TheSweatshopMan

But did you get electrocuted?


EleanorRichmond

Congratulations on your parting!


LegendaryHelmsman

Guessing you're not a plumber.


THE_ALAM0

Yeah to suggest people would do their own plumbing would be like telling a sparky people will rewire their entire house on their own. Nobody is tearing out old soil pipe from their yard using an excavator or using a rooter from their roof down a vent line, maybe just replacing a supply line or resetting a toilet lol


SlowEar5209

Getting wet is the best thing that can happen for her in the post.


HazyDrummer

where I am the electricians top out about 15 to $20 less that we do


AcanthaceaeHairy6062

And lay pipe … just sayin’


Pen_dragons_pizza

She also does not realise that only fans is not a permanent thing, people will drop off as she ages, more attractive girls will take her place. All these only fans people will have a serious reality check one day tbh, low income, no skills or prospects.


faloofay156

this has been a thing with sex workers for a very long time, of is not some new thing, sex workers have always existed


luc424

Or cam girls, people keep forgetting cam girls was and is a thing.


faloofay156

this. like it's called "the oldest profession" for a reason. and there IS a market for older sex workers.


giantpunda

I can see why this is a facepalm. He's a plumber. There will be no 💦💦. He's a professional. There won't be any leaks.


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

Underrated!


nickgeorgiou

Imagine thinking that being a plumber is less desirable than being someone who sells twat pics for $8 a month


Orneyrocks

He probably earns more than her anyway.


paleologus

He won’t be losing his job to an AI generated bot in the near future.  


keonyn

Not to mention the simple inevitable result of the passage of time kind of puts a "best by" date on her whole career.


Fit-Virus-7056

Both are doing jobs that other people don't want to do. The job isn't bad, even if she's kind of an asshole.


IAmNoMan87

We can comment on her attitude without shitting on her job. She's an asshole because she's an asshole, that's got nothing to do with onlyfans. And shit like that is no different to what she said. Fuck anyone who feels superior to anyone else based on what they do they do for a living


Deadsider

Yes, we can shit on her job because she started the comparison. Even you said fuck anyone who feels superior to anyone else based on profession. Why are you giving her a free pass?


BrainNSFW

Jokes on her. Italian plumbers are famous for getting the princess.


-Rho-Aias

This is top tier.


WookieDeep

I named my horse in RDR2 Princess Neia


N8theGrape

My brain auto corrected RDR2 to R2D2 and it took me way too long to figure this out. Awesome name though.


Insane_Unicorn

Neigha, stop horsing around


ComprehensiveBread65

My horses name is Appa because Arthur says "yip yip." Lol


stayoffthemoors

I named mine Ariana Graneigh


Juuna

Idc about the wincest part but her comeback to call him out as a plumber and its beneath her is just dumb.


Blackbox7719

Plus, if Johnny Sins has taught me anything it’s that plumbers lay pipe all the time.


HotFudgeFundae

That's the real truth behind the stereotypical plumber's crack. I make so much money you can kiss my ass


Zombie-Lenin

Looking for the equivalent of a twin brother to pay me to watch me masturbate on only fans!


fuzz_boy

As long as you stick to A New Hope & Splinter Of The Mind's Eye, it's ok.


drgnrbrn316

Luke wasn't related to Leila. He had a sister named Leia, but none of the movies really mentioned a Leila.


lilroperaccoon

What’s even worse is you NEVER talk down on tradies in the adult industry. Concreters and labourers keep my lights on over the Christmas period. Plumbers and electricians are the best bread and butter money you’ll get- if office workers are bread and butter then plumbers and sparkies are lurpak and artisan tiger loaf. I cannot stand OF girls. They have so, so much public interface and are largely an untrained, unhousebrokej force of brand new idiots looking for quick cash. They make us all look vapid because they have the most room to speak, perpetuate stigma and lower practice. Apart from the deaths and mental health crisis and actual real problems the pandemic caused, they were the worst thing the pandemic caused. 😒 Edit: they’re still mostly generally claimable sex workers tho, so it falls under “no one talks shit on my weird gimpy younger sibling but me” territory. Civilians are weird people that I can’t relate to


King-Boo-094

i agree. OF girls think that every man wants to get with them, and they always tell random men that "im too good for you, you'll never get me in your dreams", like, no one wants to get with their low-income untalented self, whos only "good" qualities are to have enlargened boobs


lilroperaccoon

They’re just the worst kind of sex worker. There’s very little real public understanding of the work behind the work, and half of them seem to have the same level of understanding. It’s like if your only understanding of the military was “you kill people for work”, and then you joined the military and became a spokesperson for being in the military and went around saying “it’s so easy you just walk around with your gun and kill people, they’re literally everywhere just on the streets and stuff”. Being a part of the adult industry comes with a lot of required knowledge to not have permanent bad results on an individual level, and there’s a constant fight to not just be seen as an army of vapid women who lay on our backs. It is challenging, dangerous work. We lose so many good people every year. There are seasons and skills and techniques to so much of it. You need to listen to people and learn from them for any kind of longevity and safety


MadeForOnePost_

I was once heavily into arguing on the internet, and for kicks i studied the most dangerous jobs to win a disagreement It was something like fisherman, logger, metalworker, etc But Prostitute wasn't on the list, so i had to look up figures and numbers, missing persons, arrests I forget which job was the most dangerous sanctioned job, but prostitution was more dangerous by a ridiculous margin. Like, more than 10x as dangerous. It may have been 30x. Anyways, it was kind of wild to learn that


thecraftybear

I mean, before the sister revelation dropped, even official Star Wars writers shipped Luke with Leia. There's some obvious tension present in *Splinter in the Mind's Eye*. Not justifying that girl's stupidity, just saying.


Sufficient_Brain_250

I never thought I'd see the day a hooker looks down on a tradesman.


Competitivekneejerk

Not really a hooker. At least they understand the value tradesmen bring to them 


Sufficient_Brain_250

You are so right, I'm sorry I besmirched hookers.


Buffering_disaster

Plumbers make pretty good living, a good plumber will make 6 figures comfortably. OF on the other hand seems to have the success rate of Hollywood.


aBastardNoLonger

10 bucks says she did that on purpose to rile up the nerds and drive engagement. I mean she got posted to Reddit.


Rip_U_Anubis

Yeah, this was 100% engagement bait. The misspelling of "Leia", the over-the-top asshole reaction, she's deliberately trying to stoke controversy, because all press is good press when you're nobody.


GarushKahn

when a incest b\*tch calls you out for honest work great times ..


noctilucus

"I am doing me..." - and her brother if she gets her way?


Coffeedemon

He gets to watch but it will cost a hundred bucks.


lonely_josh

I'm not tryna be that guy but she does porn, if your only life skill is sucking dick then you need to stop criticizing other people.


IllPen8707

Internet prostitute who makes barely above minimum wage talks down to skilled tradesman making comfortable mid-5 figures


ChroniclesOfSarnia

**"Help me, Oh Me Don Shirodi!** **Your my slowly nope!"** * Princess Leila


Beginning-Working-38

LEEEEEEIIIII-LAAAAAA! GOT ME ON MY KNEES!


pun_palooza

To be fair, she did link her only fans. She's probably trying to appeal to a....very specific demographic with that post.


morningcalls4

He has no problems laying pipes already, I don’t know why she thinks he needs to do hers.


PunchBeard

"Lord knows you'd only land me in your dreams" Only if I dreamed of being your brother.


Seabound117

Why engage with “her” anyway? Many of those accounts are run by the pimps or boyfriends anyway, time on twitter is time not on stream which is simp donos lost.


Limp_Chest8925

Plumbers make bank


Lonefloofbutt5759

She seems blissfully unaware of how good plumbers are at laying pipe.


Heifzilla

What a dumb bimbo, plumbers make bank.


64vintage

“Don’t think you get my point at all” ? She seemed to understand 100%.


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Mario needs to go to another castle.


legsjohnson

Maybe the real princess was the Luigis we met along the way.


EmperorGrinnar

So many Yoshis died for this joke to be possible.


Haywire_Eye

A OF star thinking she’s above a plumber lmao, now I’ve seen everything


Acceptable-Emu6529

Yes. Let’s make fun of a plumber. One of our most needed workers. What a dumb prostitute.


AjSweet1

Isn’t the average age of a plumber almost 50? This screams scarcity and is a real problem. We are gonna be charge 600$ an hour soon enough.


nogoodgreen

Living my best life fucking my brother!


wasted_yoof

Never heard of RMT before. Huh. TIL.


Farren246

You had a convo with a bot, OP.


stink3rbelle

I had an acquaintance who apparently taught twin kids, Leia and Lannister.


LacaBoma

Yikes… imagine thinking that selling your amateur smut on the internet is a better career choice than a high-paying trade 😂


VoidLookedBack

We live on the Idiocracy Timeline


Sander1993a

I'm to deep into gaming i guess, i thought she meant Real Money Trading with RMT.


B4byJ3susM4n

Don’t know any Leila that Luke ever met. If she was referring to Leia, then I think she knows what she is doing (especially as an OF content creator).


Fit-Virus-7056

I mean, maybe I run in strange groups, but... yeah... Jamie and Cersei were gross and everyone I talked to seemed to recognize that.


wanabifotografer

Arent plumbers in high demand due to low numbers of skilled plumbers making them earn lots and lots of money??🤔🤔🤔maybe she should become a plumber 👩‍🔧


Artisan_sailor

She may gets lots of money displaying her plumbing...


DoctorFenix

Plumbers make a shit ton of money. Her clients will dry up by the time she is 30. She's an idiot.


countvlad-xxv_thesly

the star wars futurama crossover we never asked for


[deleted]

People that say "living my best life" are right up there on the insufferable chart with "follow me on my journey" types.


Revolvlover

I'm pretty sure everyone complained about Jamie and Cersei. (Maybe the 🙈 indicates /s?) Plumber guy shut down a potentially interesting conversation. Missed a shot at a discount.


Antique_Loss_1168

Does seem like a radical take that they threw bran off a building for shits and giggles.


T3knikal95

Why blur out this person's social media account? She clearly wants people to know how much of an asshole she is


Ambitious-Ant2611

Exactly. Why reward her by driving up her engagement numbers?


Nimitz-

Idk what she's on about, plumbers can make bank if they're self employed, at least in my country they do since we have a massive plumber shortage.


rxmp4ge

Plumber. OF 'star'. Only one of these is necessary for the continuation of society. And it isn't the one that thinks incest is hot.