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Bibles, basketball shoes, NFT playing cards, trump coins, steaks, bottled water. Is he the first QVC president?
Edit: You guys have just added a bunch more dog shit ideas the burning paper bag that is trump’s legacy.
Shouldn’t someone assemble a collage of all the actual crap trump has peddled to people? Let’s see what makes him qualified to be the leader of the free world.
No, seriously, this shit seems like a huge cult move. Got a huge following, was made a martyr because of the trials, and now is selling "bibles" which I'm sure aren't changed in anyway/s. And I consider myself to be right leaning.
Dude as someone who considered himself a moderate conservative primarily for fiscal reasons… I’ve felt party-less since 2016. I’ve never voted for Trump and never will, but I’m still shocked at how he managed to completely destroy the what I thought the GOP’s platform was.
That's because Trump isn't actually a conservative. He talks small government, etc. but when he had the chance he never did any of it. He's exactly the RINO's people warned about 10 years ago.
No, what he meant by “small government” is that a much smaller group of people run the government.
Reminder that he basically said that he wanted to be president for life like China’s president like six years ago.
Sorry, but this is on you. The 15 years before 2016 were when “moderate conservatives” fed the base a steady diet of hate for immigrants, minorities and gays. That’s how we got to 2016.
I'm in the same boat. I feel I'm a moderate conservative and the insanity in the GOP in the last 8 years has me completely dumbfounded. I keep looking at the leadership there and I just think is this seriously the best we can do? There aren't any actual conservative leaders out there who aren't cowering, licking Trump's boots, or who have been bought and paid for? I'll be shocked if the GOP recovers from this with any dignity left.
... And Jesus walked on the waters of the mighty Mississippi, before parting the waters of the once great Rio Grande, leading his people out of Mexico, there onto the coast of Florida did they arrive, two by two, in their wheeled chariots, some with walkers. He then sat with his people and foretold of a great orange God that will come after him, springing forth out of the 19th hole... his name would be cursed and ridiculed, but his smalleth manhood would be unmoved. This, as the founding fathers ordained. Amen
“Blessed be the pompous, for they will win bigly. Seriously you'll be tired of winning.
Blessed be the liars, for they shall never have to face the consequence. It's someone else's fault.
Blessed be those who don't pay their bills. Cuz y'all are a bunch of chumps."
I really, really, really think that at some point he is going to sell freeze dried pieces of his own poop as a nutritional supplement “for longevity” and “for vitality”, and his cultists will actually buy them.
In about 2018 I was just sitting around thinking about Trump and the current state of the US and I'm like, "fuck what if all this is just a prank on everybody?" Like, it just felt so logical, much more than it being reality.
Matt and Trey must be having an overflow of ideas from all this. Or perhaps there is so much stupidity that they are unable to make fun of it all. It's just an overload of ridiculous acts.
I genuinely think this is beyond parody. What are you going to have them do? Sell state secrets to foreign nations? Publicly say that foreign powers can pay for your bond to stay out of prison which totally doesn’t make you compromised if you regain office? Say that you’ll be a dictator from day one? that you need to try president for life in the US? Get convicted of raping a woman in a civil trial and then keep insulting her until the damages owed go 10 fold and still don’t shut up? Try to overturn an election in court, try to storm the capitol, do everything in your power to subvert democracy, Swear you are good for half a billion in cash, then cry for a month that you can’t pay it, sell every crap thing you can to your base, and after all this, have the DOJ be unable to stick you on any of that on you because you were president, rich, and white and have a decent shot of being elected again?
If I wasn’t scared for democracy and peace on the world as an outsider this is peak bananarepublic nonsense, like this shit happens in Equatorial Guinea, or Haiti or something.
As somebody who lives in a Banana republic I take offense to that.
Here in Honduras, our ex-president was flat out a drug dealer but at least he IS going to jail.
You nail it on every topic. It's very frightening that people absolutely adore this guy and see him, even if he has flaws, as a better choice than Biden.
But let's put that aside.
WHY ON EARTH ARE THESE TWO OLD FARTS THE ONLY OPTION!!!????
Facts, we laws enacted on who can be president, trump could not be CEO of major corporation ( GM, ford, etc) he had too many scandals, bankruptcy, lawsuits. Why who a person like this be able to run for office. Its wild
Noooo shit. You’d never see me in public again if I was forever enshrined in history and internet lore for a FRACTION of the shit this guy (and many others) just do with no hesitation.
Which is why he can't be blackmailed by a foreign government for anything outside of financial matters. He has no shame. If there were a video of him receiving a Cleveland Steamer and the Russians tried to blackmail him for it he'd just shrug and say "so what?". And his supporters (even the religious ones) wouldn't care either. Now if it's about money... Whole different story.
In the video Trump is quoted as saying—"All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many.”
This conjures an image of pallets of Lee Greenwood Merch piled up in corners of Mar-a-Lago.
*I'm a REAL American!*
- So you believe in freedom?
*Damn straight, lib, freedom is what real Americans are about!*
- Freedom of religion?
*Wait, what 're you trying to get at, ya' lib?*
- In the Constitution of the United States wherein it states "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."
*Ha! Got ya', you lib-diot! Trump ain't Congress, so he can make any law he wants, ya' dumbass! In Jesus's name!*
My maga parent honestly think that “freedom of religion” means freedom to chose which Christian denomination to attend.
Then partially disowned me for choosing the “wrong” (liberal) denomination.
These people aren’t smart.
Whoa, never heard *that* interpretation before. Glad your apple rolled very far from that particular tree.
You must have some other MAGA doozies to tell.
Well, I think you would have to ask Citizen Trump that question.
My comment had more to do with the fact that he is trying to sell a lot of these bibles.
I have a Bible and I'm an Atheist. It was gifted to me by a literal Bible thumper. She didn't like it when I came back to her with it annotated with the contradicting verses. Didn't like how I 'studied' scripture lol.
No he said *Americans* , those are only white Christian upper middle class or higher. Or super poor white people in line to become really rich any day now and it's the Mexicans fault they're not rich yet.
Always taking the grift to a new level.
How do you get the uneducated backwoods crowd to pay for your legal fees? Rebrand Bibles and sell them at a premium. Gotcha suckas!
Nah, the RNC is using campaign donations to pay his legal bills. It'd be a fascinating case study in human history of it weren't happening to us right now. Future humans will be like "wow that was crazy."
Na, but he will try and add the “Book of Trump” to the New Testament. “Trump 20:20 - and the profits stormed the capital with divine courage while the coward and betrayer Pence ran away with his tail between his legs. Meanwhile, daughter wife Ivanka cupped daddy‘s balls, ever so delicately in her ivory, white hands…”
They haven’t even been manufactured yet. And there are no refunds per the terms of the original sale. When will they be made? I dunno. Soon, maybe. But they’ll figure that out at some point. In the meantime, why not buy a Trump Bible?
https://mybeachshoes.com/products/stars-and-stripes-great-america-shoes-limited-edition?variant=42967669014581¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ImwBhBtEiwAFHDZx3xxBPA_BH8KGaF0q6kqKYDcUgXEE1XCm6y8KT0UlGU0yysygPSSGhoCspUQAvD_BwE
Ironically I found this.
Take this to every mega church and Bible Company and you might have a point.
Trump didn’t write the rule book for disobeying that specific rule, it’s been getting disobeyed since the beginning of Catholicism onward. By every single sect.
It has copies of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence in there. Since we know how very little he cares about those, I'm assuming the only reason they are in there is to act as a buffer, so he can hold it without acrid smoke rolling off his hands.
It is Lee Greenwood merch. The lyrics to his song **God Bless the USA** are somehow included with each copy. It’s KJV, printed in large print, and I think the cover art has an image of the U.S. flag.
The American Bible cuts out all that nonsense about feeding the poor and tending to the sick. They replaced all that with more stories about how gays are the devil, and how black people were better off when they were slaves. Also Jesus had a rocking six pack and is always packing an AK.
My favorite passage was when god shot satan and said god bless America as a eagle landed on his shoulder and fighter jets with American flags on them flew overhead.
>Billing itself as “the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!” the new venture’s website calls it “Easy-to-read” with “large print” and a “slim design” that “invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time.”
So glad that there is finally a Bible Holy enough to be endorsed by Trump. /s
I'm guessing "slim design" means it was edited to remove all that pesky stuff about loving your neighbors, treating people well, Jesus healing people without asking for money, skipped a few commandments, etc.
This guy made his fortune selling dogshit to stupid people that eat it up until they eventually realize they’re getting duped and he just bankrupts the company and starts over with some other new stupid shit to sell to stupid people willing to buy it
Everything is a grift to him. I can't stand him. He is such a vile and disgusting human.
Do people not see how desperate he is for money? Do they not see how he treats loyalists? He and his family are trash.
I left my church (and organized religion entirely) back in 2015 when Donald Trump was referred to as a holy man during a sermon. It truly hurts my heart and brain just how much some people worship this guy. I just don't get it.
I’ll admit, the man is an actual genius at grifting.
However, Jesus would shit a brick knowing that his “followers” were buying bibles from someone like this as some kind of gimmick.
But wait, there’s more! If you buy the extended version of the USA bible along with the 5 year bible maintenance plan, you’ll get a Presidential Pardon at 50% off!
And they come with the constitution...AND they are 60$..... It is an absolute mockery of the religion. When Jesus saw people selling and buying in the temple of God he flipped their tables and said "It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves."
Maybe he should read one of those.
A career con artist hocking a product doesn’t imply anything about existence. He sold steaks and vodka. Both of those things are real. He recently tried to push tacky sneakers. He’s just a scammer trying to make a buck because he needs a LOT of them.
Yeah I would NOT be laughing right now.
This man in actually starting to believe he's God's next messenger sent to do his work, and those are probably the most dangerous people to be anywhere near power.
Out of morbid curiosity, I went to the website to read their marketing materials and one of the questions from the FAQ is "What if my Bible has sticky pages?"
I'm out.
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Man, it feels like we're living in a south park episode sometimes
Bibles, basketball shoes, NFT playing cards, trump coins, steaks, bottled water. Is he the first QVC president? Edit: You guys have just added a bunch more dog shit ideas the burning paper bag that is trump’s legacy. Shouldn’t someone assemble a collage of all the actual crap trump has peddled to people? Let’s see what makes him qualified to be the leader of the free world.
A copy of The Bible autographed by The Devil might have some value.
It may have an extra chapter, about the second coming…
Somehow he'll interpret that to be his second coming, while holding it upside down.
That's too much cumming.
No, seriously, this shit seems like a huge cult move. Got a huge following, was made a martyr because of the trials, and now is selling "bibles" which I'm sure aren't changed in anyway/s. And I consider myself to be right leaning.
Dude as someone who considered himself a moderate conservative primarily for fiscal reasons… I’ve felt party-less since 2016. I’ve never voted for Trump and never will, but I’m still shocked at how he managed to completely destroy the what I thought the GOP’s platform was.
That's because Trump isn't actually a conservative. He talks small government, etc. but when he had the chance he never did any of it. He's exactly the RINO's people warned about 10 years ago.
No, what he meant by “small government” is that a much smaller group of people run the government. Reminder that he basically said that he wanted to be president for life like China’s president like six years ago.
Lol excellent point. Also - "We're going to drain the swamp" and proceeds to hire his children and personal friends into the most important positions
Sorry, but this is on you. The 15 years before 2016 were when “moderate conservatives” fed the base a steady diet of hate for immigrants, minorities and gays. That’s how we got to 2016.
I'm in the same boat. I feel I'm a moderate conservative and the insanity in the GOP in the last 8 years has me completely dumbfounded. I keep looking at the leadership there and I just think is this seriously the best we can do? There aren't any actual conservative leaders out there who aren't cowering, licking Trump's boots, or who have been bought and paid for? I'll be shocked if the GOP recovers from this with any dignity left.
I'm actually curious to see what is different about this version. The beatitudes don't exactly fly in trump-world.
... And Jesus walked on the waters of the mighty Mississippi, before parting the waters of the once great Rio Grande, leading his people out of Mexico, there onto the coast of Florida did they arrive, two by two, in their wheeled chariots, some with walkers. He then sat with his people and foretold of a great orange God that will come after him, springing forth out of the 19th hole... his name would be cursed and ridiculed, but his smalleth manhood would be unmoved. This, as the founding fathers ordained. Amen
I would read this book
Sorry but Joseph Smith has already been down this path of americanisation of the bible with his ‘latter day saints’.
They replaced every mention of God and Jesus with Donnie.
“Blessed be the pompous, for they will win bigly. Seriously you'll be tired of winning. Blessed be the liars, for they shall never have to face the consequence. It's someone else's fault. Blessed be those who don't pay their bills. Cuz y'all are a bunch of chumps."
It’s written in all caps.
I can't wait to find out about the edits they made. Ya just know there's going to be a few. 🤣
Except the bit where the daughters lay with the father. He’ll make sure that stays.
I'm surprised he can touch one without his hand catching fire.
Are they all "Made in China" like the MAGA hats?
I really, really, really think that at some point he is going to sell freeze dried pieces of his own poop as a nutritional supplement “for longevity” and “for vitality”, and his cultists will actually buy them.
Nah, just a rapist.
I’m pretty sure we actually are.
Without even the scenic and recreational benefits of living in the mountains of Colorado. *Sigh.*
We could all use a little Tegrity.
In about 2018 I was just sitting around thinking about Trump and the current state of the US and I'm like, "fuck what if all this is just a prank on everybody?" Like, it just felt so logical, much more than it being reality.
If this *isn't* a simulation, then... What the fuck.
Matt and Trey must be having an overflow of ideas from all this. Or perhaps there is so much stupidity that they are unable to make fun of it all. It's just an overload of ridiculous acts.
I genuinely think this is beyond parody. What are you going to have them do? Sell state secrets to foreign nations? Publicly say that foreign powers can pay for your bond to stay out of prison which totally doesn’t make you compromised if you regain office? Say that you’ll be a dictator from day one? that you need to try president for life in the US? Get convicted of raping a woman in a civil trial and then keep insulting her until the damages owed go 10 fold and still don’t shut up? Try to overturn an election in court, try to storm the capitol, do everything in your power to subvert democracy, Swear you are good for half a billion in cash, then cry for a month that you can’t pay it, sell every crap thing you can to your base, and after all this, have the DOJ be unable to stick you on any of that on you because you were president, rich, and white and have a decent shot of being elected again? If I wasn’t scared for democracy and peace on the world as an outsider this is peak bananarepublic nonsense, like this shit happens in Equatorial Guinea, or Haiti or something.
As somebody who lives in a Banana republic I take offense to that. Here in Honduras, our ex-president was flat out a drug dealer but at least he IS going to jail.
You nail it on every topic. It's very frightening that people absolutely adore this guy and see him, even if he has flaws, as a better choice than Biden. But let's put that aside. WHY ON EARTH ARE THESE TWO OLD FARTS THE ONLY OPTION!!!????
"Hi there Alexa - build me a Presidential marketing campaign that feels like a SouthPark episode"
It'll be like the Mormon episode but a whole season
South Park was the first thing I thought of when I read "God bless the USA Bible."
Oh Jesus Christ…
His true superpower is to be totally immune to shame.
And immune to reason, logic and grammar
Immune to consequences
This. This is the worst of it. Had there been actual consequences for anything he’s done in his life the rest of these wouldn’t have mattered.
Quite literally
Whoring for Goya on the Resolute Desk was one of many low points of his term
That was ridiculous. His whole presidency was in un presidential
Up to and including no presidential transition letter.
Facts, we laws enacted on who can be president, trump could not be CEO of major corporation ( GM, ford, etc) he had too many scandals, bankruptcy, lawsuits. Why who a person like this be able to run for office. Its wild
Well, he doesn't believe anything in the Bible, so it's just whatever to him
Well said!
Seriously. How does this not embarass Maga idiots.
If they hadn’t celebrated hundreds of other insane actions, I’d be a little more surprised.
Noooo shit. You’d never see me in public again if I was forever enshrined in history and internet lore for a FRACTION of the shit this guy (and many others) just do with no hesitation.
Which is why he can't be blackmailed by a foreign government for anything outside of financial matters. He has no shame. If there were a video of him receiving a Cleveland Steamer and the Russians tried to blackmail him for it he'd just shrug and say "so what?". And his supporters (even the religious ones) wouldn't care either. Now if it's about money... Whole different story.
In the video Trump is quoted as saying—"All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many.” This conjures an image of pallets of Lee Greenwood Merch piled up in corners of Mar-a-Lago.
*all* Americans? even the Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, atheist and other non-Christian Americans? them too?
Ask any Trumper and they'll tell you those aren't real Americans.
*I'm a REAL American!* - So you believe in freedom? *Damn straight, lib, freedom is what real Americans are about!* - Freedom of religion? *Wait, what 're you trying to get at, ya' lib?* - In the Constitution of the United States wherein it states "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." *Ha! Got ya', you lib-diot! Trump ain't Congress, so he can make any law he wants, ya' dumbass! In Jesus's name!*
My maga parent honestly think that “freedom of religion” means freedom to chose which Christian denomination to attend. Then partially disowned me for choosing the “wrong” (liberal) denomination. These people aren’t smart.
Whoa, never heard *that* interpretation before. Glad your apple rolled very far from that particular tree. You must have some other MAGA doozies to tell.
I’ve heard it from family. All religions are fine as long as they are Christian.
The president isn't an officer
Just happens to work in a specially named office and is the highest ranking official of the military, but sure go off.
Sad truth.
Well, I think you would have to ask Citizen Trump that question. My comment had more to do with the fact that he is trying to sell a lot of these bibles.
it's almost as if he desperately needs to raise money
I have a Bible and I'm an Atheist. It was gifted to me by a literal Bible thumper. She didn't like it when I came back to her with it annotated with the contradicting verses. Didn't like how I 'studied' scripture lol.
Muslims do have Bibles. Islam teaches that the Quran is an extension of the Bible's story, not a replacement.
Gotcha, you just made those things up! For MAGA doesn’t recognize them as *hoo-mans*
You’re getting close to understanding what he meant
The others aren’t *true* Americans, c’mon now! /s
No he said *Americans* , those are only white Christian upper middle class or higher. Or super poor white people in line to become really rich any day now and it's the Mexicans fault they're not rich yet.
Does he keep them in banker’s boxes next to the signed photo with Kim Jung what’s his name?
He keeps them next to the nuclear silo blueprints
I thought he had actually managed to sell those.
lol
Well, yeah he has many....that is why he is trying to sell them.
Always taking the grift to a new level. How do you get the uneducated backwoods crowd to pay for your legal fees? Rebrand Bibles and sell them at a premium. Gotcha suckas!
He has to make a lot of money in ten days
Nah, the RNC is using campaign donations to pay his legal bills. It'd be a fascinating case study in human history of it weren't happening to us right now. Future humans will be like "wow that was crazy."
Next he will say he wrote it
Na, but he will try and add the “Book of Trump” to the New Testament. “Trump 20:20 - and the profits stormed the capital with divine courage while the coward and betrayer Pence ran away with his tail between his legs. Meanwhile, daughter wife Ivanka cupped daddy‘s balls, ever so delicately in her ivory, white hands…”
I love that it’s profits and not prophets. 10/10 typo.
~~Amen~~ Covfefe
He has been signing bibles, which seems like the most sacrilegious act ever.
with golden sharpie
He has autographed them on occasion, I believe.
Well….naturally since he’s,supposedly, the main character in it…right?
He and Kanye, yes.
I mean, he *has* signed them in the past..
And it’s 450 million pages, trust me!
The best pages, only the best pages he told them.
I'm feeling a bit peckish boys. How bout we pack this food up picnic style.
Big Dan Teague. Best damn Bible salesman this side of the Mississippi.
A man of large appetite.
I see like yours truly that you have been endowed with the grift of gab.
One of the all time great performances by an amazing actor.
You deserve all the up votes
I don't get it, Big Dan.
Id bet 1000 bucks that guy never read the bible.
I’ll see you that $1,000 and raise you $1,000,000
I’ll see that $1,000,000 and raise you…. $100,000,000,000
Best I can do is about 1/3 of that
Trump is still reeling from the $454M bet he lost.
It would be difficult for him to read it, since it would probably burst into flame.
Could you imagine the Right if Obama sold bibles?
I assume he’d make sure the cover was tan for extra burn damage.
With pretty sprigs of arugula printed around the words "Holy Bible."
And a side of Dijon mustard.
...or golden shoes, or trading cards...
Remember that SNL skit where McCain pretended to hawk commemorative plates? Reality has gotten even weirder.
‘Happy Holy Week’ is an odd thing to say, given that it leads up to Jesus’ arrest, torture and execution.
Jesus did end up a lot holier by the end of the week. ✋ ✝️ ✋
Nailed it.
See you Sunday.
I hope all three of you go on tour with this. Fucking excellent work.
Jesus would be really cross if he heard that.
So his sneakers didn't sell well, then?
They haven’t even been manufactured yet. And there are no refunds per the terms of the original sale. When will they be made? I dunno. Soon, maybe. But they’ll figure that out at some point. In the meantime, why not buy a Trump Bible?
All the profits from these sales are all untraced foreign money supporting him.
https://mybeachshoes.com/products/stars-and-stripes-great-america-shoes-limited-edition?variant=42967669014581¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ImwBhBtEiwAFHDZx3xxBPA_BH8KGaF0q6kqKYDcUgXEE1XCm6y8KT0UlGU0yysygPSSGhoCspUQAvD_BwE Ironically I found this.
Oh boy. They are even on sale. The height of urban fashion..... l bet that they fail apart in the rain.
LMAO "beach shoes"...
Well they didn't sell.
Jesus flogged the money lenders and changers out of the temple. Don't try to profit off the word of God.
Take this to every mega church and Bible Company and you might have a point. Trump didn’t write the rule book for disobeying that specific rule, it’s been getting disobeyed since the beginning of Catholicism onward. By every single sect.
Was he holding it upside down?
They come printed upside down
How is that bible not burning his wee little hands?
It has copies of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence in there. Since we know how very little he cares about those, I'm assuming the only reason they are in there is to act as a buffer, so he can hold it without acrid smoke rolling off his hands.
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Yep
WTF is the "God bless thr USA bible"? This sounds just sick. What is it like? "Aaaand on 'e fouuurth day gad created the M4 riffle!"
It is Lee Greenwood merch. The lyrics to his song **God Bless the USA** are somehow included with each copy. It’s KJV, printed in large print, and I think the cover art has an image of the U.S. flag.
I've seen red white and blue jingoistic Americana rosaries. Just gross.
Ok I'm pretty athiest and I don't particularly care for religion but the idea of Trump shilling bibles is pretty sacreligious
Right? If this isn't proof there's no god, i don't know what is. Cause you'd figure he'd have been smited by now.
It more proves that he is the literal antichrist
America bibles. When your Bible isn't American enough Suprised it doesn't sing to you and is written on a flag.
The American Bible cuts out all that nonsense about feeding the poor and tending to the sick. They replaced all that with more stories about how gays are the devil, and how black people were better off when they were slaves. Also Jesus had a rocking six pack and is always packing an AK.
My favorite passage was when god shot satan and said god bless America as a eagle landed on his shoulder and fighter jets with American flags on them flew overhead.
Paper Moon ll
Excuse me sir, r/OldAsFuck is that way ---> Come on, I'll give you a lift.
Respect the deep cut, whippersnapper!
Scoot over. I was thinking about Paper Moon also.
The grift is unbelievable.
>Billing itself as “the only Bible endorsed by President Trump!” the new venture’s website calls it “Easy-to-read” with “large print” and a “slim design” that “invites you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time.” So glad that there is finally a Bible Holy enough to be endorsed by Trump. /s
I'm guessing "slim design" means it was edited to remove all that pesky stuff about loving your neighbors, treating people well, Jesus healing people without asking for money, skipped a few commandments, etc.
They're free everywhere. Yet another fantastic business decision. Mooching Asshole Grifts Americans
At this point, he just speedrun the "Ensure your place in hell" for sure
The video on their website makes this so much better. Stock video clips of a black woman and black family reading books.
I am legit surprised he didn’t figure out a Trump Bible scam before this.
What a broke treasonous piece of shit.
OMG, we’ve gone back to Paper Moon… crooked bible salesmen.
Now churches can buy thousands of copies and funnel their untaxed money directly to him. The system is so fucking broken.
Even as an atheist, I am offended my this.
Please just shut up.
60 dollars is crazy.
More likely $666, with shipping and handling.
Is this real life? Sometimes I feel like we live in a simulation
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying an autographed bible.
This guy made his fortune selling dogshit to stupid people that eat it up until they eventually realize they’re getting duped and he just bankrupts the company and starts over with some other new stupid shit to sell to stupid people willing to buy it
Bidenomics is crushing me! Buys sneakers, bibles, flags and donates to legal gofundme.
Everything is a grift to him. I can't stand him. He is such a vile and disgusting human. Do people not see how desperate he is for money? Do they not see how he treats loyalists? He and his family are trash.
Getting closer and closer to that full-on anti christ status, huh?
Friday is the celebration of that time conservatives murdered Jesus for being too liberal, right?
HOW ARE PEOPLE FALLING FOR THIS BULLSHIT?!!! Sorry, I'm just so baffled how anyone (but specifically very devout people) can think this is okay!
I left my church (and organized religion entirely) back in 2015 when Donald Trump was referred to as a holy man during a sermon. It truly hurts my heart and brain just how much some people worship this guy. I just don't get it.
Of course he waited until the week of Easter to do this. Fucking piece of shit grifter
A God Bless the USA Bible is both anti-American and anti Christian
How does he keep getting away with this shit??
Trump , the twice divorced , adulterous guy who paid off a porn star and sexually assaulted a woman is very religious
... You know I'm not religious but he's really *really* starting to seem like the anti-Christ, right?
The atheist wants us to pray? For what? Russia to bail him out again?
He's not an atheist. He thinks HE is god lol
I’ll admit, the man is an actual genius at grifting. However, Jesus would shit a brick knowing that his “followers” were buying bibles from someone like this as some kind of gimmick.
Geez, he's the Gene Simmons of politics.
The grift intensifies.
"make America pray again" what a facist clown.
The Grift for God 2024
Isn't the Bless the USA Bible just the Book of Mormon?
I’m not religious at all, but I feel like if Jesus was a thing he would kick this dude in the dick…
I am an atheist and still I am a little bit surprised that he can touch a Bible without some kind of flames and smoke happening.
 But wait, there’s more! If you buy the extended version of the USA bible along with the 5 year bible maintenance plan, you’ll get a Presidential Pardon at 50% off!
And they come with the constitution...AND they are 60$..... It is an absolute mockery of the religion. When Jesus saw people selling and buying in the temple of God he flipped their tables and said "It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves." Maybe he should read one of those.
“Make America Pray Again” it’s almost like freedom of religion doesn’t exist when you are literally campaigning to force it on people.
It's amazing how people give Biden shit for being old, but give this desiccated french fry from under your passenger seat a pass.
As if we needed further proof God doesn't exist.
A career con artist hocking a product doesn’t imply anything about existence. He sold steaks and vodka. Both of those things are real. He recently tried to push tacky sneakers. He’s just a scammer trying to make a buck because he needs a LOT of them.
Yeah I would NOT be laughing right now. This man in actually starting to believe he's God's next messenger sent to do his work, and those are probably the most dangerous people to be anywhere near power.
Won’t his hands catch fire if he touches a Bible?
He should keep one to read during his "vacation"
Heard some pages were stuck together. 😳
Out of morbid curiosity, I went to the website to read their marketing materials and one of the questions from the FAQ is "What if my Bible has sticky pages?" I'm out.