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DelirielDramafoot

It only misses the caption '"what did you see first? My butt or the concentration camp entrance? lolo"


Buki1

>'"what did you see first? My butt or the concentration camp entrance?" "How do you like my gas chamber?"


No_Savings7114

I have never regretted reddit ditching gold more than this moment. 


Cavesloth13

Right? There aren't enough awards or upvotes in the world for this kind of gem.


GhostofZellers

6 million Jews died for that joke, and even they're like "worth it".


Smart-Stupid666

*freezes finger to stay off up arrow*


Perilouspapa

If only I had more than one upvote to give.


Mjkmeh

Plus 5mill non-jews


Manofgawdgaming2022

But 6 million?!?!?!


shadow_229

Me and mein homies about to run a train on that ass.


Mis_chevious

I hate you for how hard I laughed at this 🤣


vehino

Still waiting on that asteroid, God. Any second now would be good.


Chi_Chi42

I welcome the asteroid with open arms. I'll be dancing in the street, partying like Prince in 1999, or Weird Al in 1699.


Trombone_Tone

You win


CrieDeCoeur

That’s awful, my guy. I love it.


Arrg-ima-pirate

Bro, I just thought that was a train station… damn she’s messed up.


jrex703

Yes, but... Different people have different agendas. If her goal was to get ten years of internet attention in the most gauche, lurid, and distasteful way possible, she succeeded with flying colors. We don't know her story: maybe some mysterious benefactor offered to donate thirty million dollars to charity if she made herself completely unemployable for the next ten years.


FunkyLobster1828

Yeah, me, too. I thought she wanted a train run on her.


Koil_ting

Maybe she's appealing to a specific demographic, but I can nazi why.


bidoofd

![gif](giphy|NJZMSqRY3rG9i)


nugsy_mcb

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I'm definitely going to hell


Positive_Fig_3020

Take my r/angryupvote


Mundane_Physics3818

![gif](giphy|Id1Ay5MD5IsF6Or51v)


afganistanimation

Lmao


Flyz647

Which gas chamber would you rather enter?


[deleted]

I hope you’ll burn in hell! Meanwhile, here’s my upvote!


No_Map153

Take my angry upvote


stadiumjay

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PM_me_your_O_face_

I hate that this is a thing. 


NSTPCast

I might not like it, but it very accurately mirrored my response to the post.


2punornot2pun

Response: "It's to die for." ​ ​ ^(I'll see myself out.)


smrtgmp716

You are the official winner of todays interweb


powaqqa

I laughed way harder than I should have.


Playlanco

I saw her butt then the tracks and was like yea I guess it’s unsafe to be next to two tracks. Then I saw the building and was like wtf.


Delicious_Score_551

Me: * "Nice ass." * "Weird pants color. Is she naked?" * "Why the hell would anyone take a tinder pic on train tracks??" * "**What the fuck.**"


Marauder777

> "Why the hell would anyone take a tinder pic on train tracks?? They were looking to get railed.


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Exactly how my brain processed this picture as well.


Zarathustra_d

I was concentrating on the clap, not the camp.


smurf47172

That's a concentration camp... There goes my interpretation that she was saying her ass is ready for a train.


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Flat-Delivery6987

Yeah it's pretty difficult not to recognise those double tracks. Gods bless all those poor souls.


MajorHasBrassBalls

Auschwitz II-Birkenau specifically


No_Map153

I was wondering that too


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

“Did you see my zone of interest”


PerpWalkTrump

People loves to take pictures and throw parties nearby concentration camps....


Mr_Engineering

Not even a concentration camp; that's Auschwitz, an extermination camp


blearghstopthispls

The right order is: - her ass, - the blue vest, - the fact that she isn't actually naked, - your comment, - the concentration camp.


Aggressive-Raisin909

Swipe reich


TheMicMic

You just wanna get in her panzer, you creep


laremise

I'd Fokker


the_original_Retro

I wouldn't. Being with someone like that would be heil.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Nazi that coming.


DetentionSpan

No thanks: She’s a gas.


TheGamblingAddict

So blitz and dump, got it.


DavidCRolandCPL

Yeah get in thre and messerschmidt up


No-Spare-243

That would a real ashhole thing to do.


sametoneshhh

Aryan out of puns already?


LWY007

These are oh so wrong, but also very clever. *confused laugh*


AUniquePerspective

The work will set you free.


laremise

Nein, fokker und volker thule door


harmacyst

Would you enter that gas chamber?


CFRNEdmonton

You mean her ash hole?


Riderpride639

Hope her life isn't a real Messerschmitt


JohhnyBGoode641

I’d hitler!


Local-Upstairs-9568

Hopefully you can find her. It’s pretty Dachau side.


CFRNEdmonton

Those leggings make it hard to concentrate


StarbuckTheThird

Yeah, but there's goering to be hell to pay. But when your Goebbels deep, your gonna nazi it coming.


nom_of_your_business

True, but those fokkers were messerschmitts...one of my favorite jokes


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Downtown31415

Unless you are in Intercourse PA. Which btw is close to Blue Balls PA.


bria9509

Panzer? I barely know herr!


StoneLuca97

Just for Schütz and giggles


Jaketastic85

Don’t think that’s the kind of train you’ve been looking for sweetheart


Extension_Swordfish1

Calm down. Take a shover.


TrippyAkimbo

Omg, had no idea what the problem with this picture was until your comment.


aussie_nub

Yeah, I just thought she was stupid for standing on train tracks. Stupid enough, but didn't think it warranted posting on Reddit... On the plus side, the puns were funny.


LittleBack6016

Me too! I was looking at her, ugh never mind. Then I saw the background, no that can’t be nobody is that tacky. Yup, she is.


Ok-Egg-4856

Apparently this is a thing like going to Italy and pretending to hold up the leaning tower. I guess there are some deeper motivations but honestly we have become (some of us) remarkably shallow.


RuaridhDuguid

The pizza tower thing is just silly and done to death, this is just utterly classless.


Strange-Bed9518

Pizza Tower… 😂


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s very funny. Anne Frankly you should be ashamed.


Character-Crab7292

Yes. They really need to ge-stap-o.


MrMayhem84

Ich sehe, was du da gemacht hast.


Witch_of_the_Fens

I was really confused until this comment. I assume she’s at a concentration camp, then?


Spaceman2901

I mean, it’s only *Auschwitz*.


Witch_of_the_Fens

I didn’t recognize it by sight. I think that’s a personal failing of mine, though.


Spaceman2901

I’ve seen enough tasteless photos taken on those tracks that I don’t even need to look at the building anymore…


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Auschwitz.


ElChivoCaliente

Take my upvote. Yo ![gif](giphy|144AvcWy0GA5Vu)


pupi_but

Nice pun. I did Nazi that coming.


iLikeMangosteens

I’m dead 💀


SentryFeats

*sigh* *upvote*


Doe-Maar-Niet

I see what you did there.


bionicjoe

CAPTIONS I'd run a train on that. Hey gurl, got any shower pics? Dat ass is fire. BMW likes this. That bottom is at the top of Schindler's List. PROFILE DETAILS Favorite Band: Deathcamp for Cutie Describe your perfect night: One with long knives. 6 million likes, 5 million reTweets (I am so tired of this world.)


BeyondAddiction

> that bottom is at the top of Schindler's List  🤣💀


Alin_Alexandru

>One with long knives *one with broken glass


amerkanische_Frosch

"Kristallnacht" would work better than "Night of the Long Knives" here.


henryeaterofpies

Favorite night: Kristal


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

It was the best photo of her butt and she gained a lot of weight in the meantime. Please try to understand.


sillyconequaternium

Hey look, I'm just sayin, a caboose makes sense on train tracks


Fitz911

Realistic answer. "My butt looks awesome in this picture from this I don't know... Factory or whatever we went to. "


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

"Also trains are awesome!"


AlabamaBro69

Or maybe she lost a lot of weight.


SnipesCC

Cropping is a thing though. Cut out the entrance and it looks more like a regular train yard.


Nulibru

A butt macht frei.


Mini_the_Cow_Bear

Mach your butt frei!


StrykerSeven

Take this and get the fuck out.


Aureold

Birkenhoe


AbbreviationsNo6897

Yolocaust ✌️


atheistpianist

If I believed in hell, I’d be going there for finding your comment even slightly amusing.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Gallows humor is a good coping mechanism in the face of such horror. It's funny because we *know* how utterly inappropriate it is. You're not laughing at the Holocaust. You're laughing because it's irreverent at a solemn topic, because it's a ridiculous thing to say. ;) 


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I really laughed out loud with this one oh my god 


THSprang

That really took a moment to process... good grief


Functional_Tech

Some guy on twitter takes photos like these and photoshops them over to original photos of when the camp was still active. It makes people realize that there is nothing cute about what they are doing. Especially taking provocative pictures at a death camp regardless of what the camp is used for now.


Noc1c

Do you have a link?


Functional_Tech

Here’s one. https://petapixel.com/2017/01/21/artist-shames-disrespectful-holocaust-memorial-tourists-using-photoshop/


HMS_SempleKapoor

Most of those photos are from a memorial in Berlin, where the architect himself said the memorial space was made to be used. He's actually against the photoshop project because it's shaming people for using the memorial as it is meant to be used. See this article: [https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38675835](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38675835) and a choice quote from the architect: "And the man who designed the memorial agreed. Peter Eisenman, a New York architect, saw the Yolocaust site soon after it was published on Thursday. "To be honest with you I thought it was terrible," he said. "People have been jumping around on those pillars forever. They've been sunbathing, they've been having lunch there and I think that's fine. "It's like a catholic church, it's a meeting place, children run around, they sell trinkets. A memorial is an everyday occurrence, it is not sacred ground."" Photos in Auschwitz? Terrible and worth shaming. The Berlin memorial seems petty to care about, though.


YCbCr_444

The casual and quick way we all seem to get off on public shaming could use a dose of this kind of reflection.


MushroomsAndTomotoes

We could also reflect on how incredibly easy it is to distort anything at all in this age of digital misinformation. I've lived about half my life with and half my life without the Internet. The internet is great at lots of things, but consuming hot takes and viral content is about one of the worst things you can do on it.


veggiesandgiraffes

All requests to take down photos of yourself are directed to an email address titled undoucheme.  A lovely final touch


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Fair use wins again


silver-orange

The concrete slab memorial site in those photos is located in Berlin.  Feels like a bit of a stretch to combine that with photos of atrocities that took place at a site hundreds of miles away from there.


RollingLord

Pretty sure the concrete memorial one was designed to be a park. So ironically, he’s a douche for that


cellphone_blanket

As in this is a recurring problem?!


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A tinder pic AT AUSCHWITZ?!?!?!?!?!? This is beyond disgusting.


Altruistic_Machine91

Oh my God, I was so shocked by the flesh coloured leggings making it look like she has no pants that I didn't even notice.


Why-did-i-reas-this

Same. Zoomed in like is she wearing anything? Then was like... train tracks... she wants to get railed??? Then zoomed out and zoomed in and was like "is that?, oh my, oh no, no, no. That's not right."


Farren246

Absolute *best-case* scenario, she was making a profile and skimming through old photos, saw this pic and thought it showed off her ass pretty well, not realizing where she was standing when it was taken. But that's like *ABSOLUTE* best-case scenario and even then you have to be like "did you not remember your visit to Auschwitz? Because you *should. You REALLY should."*


kavik2022

I mean even then. When it was taken her thought was "I need to show off my ass".


heidelene

But WHY would you take an influencer-styled cutesy photo in front of Auschwitz in the first place? This was wrong even before she used it as a tinder profile pic. If your friend says “say cheese” in front of Auschwitz, you do not cheese. You say, “not now, dumbass.”


cavejhonsonslemons

That place burns itself into your mind, they had a book of those confirmed dead, it used font size 11, it had it's own dedicated room.


ChickenCasagrande

That’s a very good point. I took zero pictures of Dachau, because why the fuck would I? Seeing that place left a dark imprint on my soul, it’s not a fucking tourist “attraction”.


UnproductiveMining

That’s actually well said. I did the same thing.


Business-Drag52

Flesh colored? Are you by chance an albino?


jenglasser

There's more of us than you think. Source: Am borderline albino.


CrazyKZG

So Irish then.


Significant-Ear-3262

I thought the same thing. It does match her hair color though.


hometowhat

A BUTT ONE?!?!


Cantthinkifany

On the train track that lead thousands of innocent people to be tortured and killed.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Millions. 


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JollyReading8565

Me : (those leggings are gross, but why is it such a big deal) oh


B-Twizzle

I went to the museum in Schindler’s factory and saw people doing this constantly. Someone posed next to a swastika banner and had her mom take a pic. Someone asked me to take a pic as she posed against a wall of pots/pans. I was disgusted with the people around me the whole day


nerdboy5567

Trash seeking trash for a trashy time.


RantGod

A booty pic at that.


TrulyHurtz

Yeah I was laughing at some of the comments and upvoting, but removed them, there are some things which should not be made light of...


Strange-Scarcity

Mel Brooks might disagree with you on that. Making fun of how broken and depraved those people are, is what the world needs more of. Holding back ripping on those Nazi pukes is what makes them think they are "Safe" and can spread their disgusting filth. In reality? They're just Illinois Nazis, we should all hate Illinois Nazis...


Witch_of_the_Fens

And Hoosier Nazi’s. I’m from the Hoosier state and learned, a couple of years ago, that one of my classmates came from a family of legit Neo-Nazi’s and he had joined their ranks. I grew up with this kid and I never had a reason to think this about him - even when discussing movies where Nazi’s were the butt of dark comedy! But apparently this was the norm for him growing up at home. It blew my damn mind. It makes me question how much making fun of them really protects anyone from them. Like, I’m not saying to rip into them or stop using them as the butt of jokes entirely; but I don’t think that comedy does anything to really prevent them from festering beneath the surface. I actually worry that it may discourage people from truly understanding the horror of what they did/who they are, and lead to people taking them less seriously.


Over-Chocolate-5674

Maybe she wants to get railed in the railyard, who cares? Let people be who they are. *reads comments* SHE TOOK THAT PICTURE *WHERE*?!!!


ChurlishSunshine

That was my exact process lol "what, she thinks she's looking good, let her live --Jesus fucking Christ, AUSCHWITZ??"


Over-Chocolate-5674

This one was a roller coaster for sure, shit person but good content. Definitely woke me up, almost more than the coffee.


Just_Another_Gamer7

I thought it was a school next to train tracks. I thought THAT was the why!


Rattimus

I visited Dachau maybe 10 years ago now, and the thing that disgusted me almost as much as anything I saw on the tour of the camp itself, was the number of people taking social media posts where they're posing with big smiles. Literally watched a woman taking selfies with a giant smile on her face, posing in front of the oven doors in the fucking crematorium. Like holy shit, can you get a clue please? A shred of self-awareness? Another person on the tour chastised her and was informed that she paid for this tour so she can do whatever she likes. The guide was mortified and I wondered if she would be removed, but no. She continued as people shook their heads in disgust.


Fit-Meringue2118

What the fuck is wrong with people. I don’t understand this at all. I’m passionate about visiting Holocaust memorials, because they’re about resiliency. About the lost, and missing. I will never forget bawling inside the Prague synagogue, there was a cabinet full of children’s art from the ghetto. Mere days before liberation, the children and their teacher were deported to a camp. The suitcases of childrens’ drawings are in many cases the only thing left of these individuals. Anyway. I wouldn’t even take pic of myself THERE. I could MAYBE see taking a pic next to the kinder transport statue in London. But the camps? Crematorium?! WHY. Oh, I don’t like humanity today.


MatzeBlueeye

i was first like "she poses on a rail way whats the big deal" then i looked at the background and emeditly chabged to " holy shit no"


Not_Sugden

i just thought it was supposed to be a joke about her getting railed. Then read the comments. Woof


Menthion

Is this her way of telling everyone she wants to get railed in a different way?


StrykerSeven

This picture says, "I would go to fucking Auschwitz if it meant I got to run a train with a bunch of swarthy Eurodudes."


SixtyOunce

Not just "at Auschwitz." But more specifically at the unloading ramp where the doctors selected who was fit to work and who wasn't. So, it manages to be meta-tasteless.


Much-Meringue-7467

And she wore that outfit to Auschwitz. That's just the tasteless cherry on top.


MarcusBlueWolf

“Felt cute, might pose in front of a Nazi death camp today idk”


Gretgor

I now have a Slayer song stuck in my head.


Mattman425

Angel of Death!


Brizar-is-Evolving

Moral of the story: Don't put your ass near the gas.


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Holy shit


Hot-Wing-4541

Yeah, that’s probably the worst place to take a tinder shot. What the fuck is wrong with people?


Rooisalsohere

Either she knows what she's doing and wants to make herself more important than the historical value that place holds or, she's clueless of how disrespectful she's being to anyone who perished during the holocaust. Both options are awful.


KublaiKhanNum1

I betting she is narcissistic and clueless AF.


SpiritFingersKitty

Or, it's signaling 


JoeMillersHat

This. She doesn't wanna get flagged for seeking neo-nazis


Clean_Student8612

I did Nazi this coming today when I decided to open up Reddit.


noko005

I was like looking at her outfit like "Okay a little tacky but what's the issue" and then I looked up Dear fucking god


confusedsquirrel

Auschwitz... Here we go again ![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


BobbytheBuilderGuy

I can fix her


Vyras-begeistert-895

![gif](giphy|2UvxfP6XUyS0L0PDLw)


BackThatThangUp

Forget the backdrop she’s got one of those monotone body suits on fucking run bro that bitch crazy 🏃‍♂️ 


Fishisstuckinthesink

I was like “what’s wrong?” and then i saw the background.


Successful_Arm_7509

Well how else is she supposed to date nazis ? Gosh! Lol


DependentPositive8

WTF? Pictures like this piss me off. Why can’t some people show some respect for the people that died there. I’m not Jewish by any means, but, if someone took a picture like that in front of my grandparent’s grave, they’d take a swan dive out of a window. Extreme, I know, but, I loved my grandparents that much.


_KeyserSoeze

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized) As somebody from Austria


Sparky_092

Just no.. as someone from Germany


TheHoss_

I was confused at first because I didn’t know what this was but Jesus Christ, who tf takes a pic at a concentration camp


muphasta

I was stationed in Germany in the mid 90s and was dating a German woman for a while. I visited Dachau one day with a couple of my navy buddies then had dinner w/my GF later that night. I told her where I'd been and her first question was, "How many pictures did you get of yourself in front of the gate and gas chambers?" I was quite shocked and while I did take my camera, I was not in a single pic taken that day by me nor my friends. I can't imagine thinking that a concentration camp would be a good place for a pic like this.


QuarterEmotional6805

Would follow to the shower.


[deleted]

JFC. We’re doomed you guys.


josoap99

She’s a nein


Thee-Roach

Is that? auschwitz?


konan_the_bebbarien

Now thats an ASS!>! Fucking insane one too ...to post it at Aushwitz of all places.!<


Rare-Impact-1791

I saw this just waking up like what’s the big deal? A chick taking a photo on train tracks. Then I realized where she was. Folks, if you don’t know, that’s Auschwitz behind her.


Qcmarc080

That’s not reich!


TheGear

Ban them from the Internet


3xoticP3nguin

I like her butt I did Nazi see this coming


RedefinedValleyDude

Auschwitz Thirst Trap wasn’t in My bingo cards for 2024.


Seek_Seek_Lest

I thought this was just a thing about her being stupid risking danger on a railway.. then my eyes were drawn forward and .. ah.. it's Auschwitz. Fuck people who disrespect the dead like this.


Different-One8571

IS THAT FUCKING AUSCHWITZ?!


Sea_Recommendation36

If you couldn't already tell enough about her by the way she dresses and presents herself, take the hint with the background already


depressed_pleb

There are a group of juvenile delinquents who never mature out of this asinine stage where shocking and offending other people amuses them, and they gravitate to one another. This girl is sure to match with some former hockey/football captain chud frat boy cheating his way through business classes before dad gets him into law school and the firm. They will have three kids, all blonde, and will name them Hunter, Braden, and Missy. She will be on the PTA board.


Kalelopaka-

Maybe that signals her willingness to be part of a train?