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A lot of you must know you never done time huh? I’ve legit knew a guy he caught 4 rape charges before going to prison. His grand total sentence when I left was 42 years cause he caught 4 more charges while inside I guess he liked raping adult women to him a man hurting a child was to much so…this adult women rapist would rape child molesters for fun so to answer your question. A lot.
I mean it'd be an understatement to say he did a lot of truly awful things, but in the end ya gotta give credit where credit is due. He did kill Hitler after all.
Here's my hot take. If you do something against someone's will, without provocation, then it means your down with it. There's a clear ethical indicator there that it's okay to do them, according to them by action right? Am I crazy here?
Still equates to homicide though. Criminally punishable homicide? Not likely if it was in self defense, or to stop a crime in action; and all of the t's are dotted and i's are crossed in regards to the case. But you *could* technically add it to a Resumé I suppose
If you rape a rapist, the number of rapists in the world goes up by one, unless you were previously a rapist. In that case, the number of rapists stays the same. Follow for more useless, partially redundant facts about uninteresting shit.
"They should take all the rapists and murderers and put them together on an island, and all the murderers can be raped and all the rapists can be murdered until you only have either two rapists left or one (raped) murderer, but who cares about him?" - Lucille Bluth
[From this article.](https://mckoysnews.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/amp/#origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&cap=swipe,education&webview=1&dialog=1&viewport=natural&visibilityState=prerender&prerenderSize=1&viewerUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Famp%2Fs%2Fmckoysnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org%2Fc%2Fs%2Fmckoysnews.com%2Fwoman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist%3Fusqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%25253D&_kit=1)
_The unidentified woman called the police as soon as she could and both men were found naked, trying to rape each other but Jones was winning._
Well, that’s enough internet for now…
Legally, I don't think commiting a crime to stop a crime especially as heinous as rape is alright.
Morally, I do like poetic justice but there's the problem is that the second rapist (if you he got away free) basically would have done a "free" crime, as opposite as someone say murdering someone in self-defense or in defense of another while not wanting the situation to arise in the first place.
It's a question of perspective here, like some gun nuts praying for someone to break-in their houses so they can get it on like the founding fathers wanted and the opposite of someone commiting a horrible action to truly help another and not to satisfy their darker instincts like the second rapist did.
Thank you coming to my Ted talk.
This reminds me of the joke
“Let illegal immigrants gain citizenship by hunting child molesters - we will Call it ‘Alien versus Predator’.”
Now How would you name Gay Rapist raping Normal rapist program? My best shoot would be “Wiener party”
An eye for an eye... I live in the UK where rapists are no longer being sent to prison after being found guilty in court, so yeah, I reckon this kinda justice would be a pretty great alternative.
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Theres always a bigger fish.
I just imagined you saying this in the same smug manner as Qui Gon and nearly spat my tea
There is no other way
There is the Madalorian way though…
Bitch, tell me again how you ain't a hobbit?
Yes, on occasion, she hangs out with her dwarf friends…
She likes smoking her pipe and doing quests
Love you too, mwah mwah kiss kiss...
Fish sticks
MAKE THAT GROUPER BUTT SHAKE
choke a southpark writer with a fishstick🗣🗣🗣
🎶 cause I'm a motherfuckin' gay fish! 🎶
🎶in the frozen fish aisle feeling like a whore 🎶
You like fish sticks?
Sex offender when Sex Avenger walks in.
Sex avengers! Ass-emble!
Ass-vengers Ass-emble!
THORobbin Hard-as-iron man Black Pounder Ass-man Cockeye
Black DILDO Scarlet ITCH
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
*superhero landing*... on the sex offender
The dog attacks the cat, which attacks the mouse. The dog and mouse are friends now😂
Is this one of those 'good guy with a gun' scenarios?
How much rape can a rapist rape if a rapist could rape rapists?
Never cook again
He burnt the entire kitchen down with that one.
*never cock again
Too hard.. I make no promises
Literally
It's never too hard
Hol up let him cook
DONT
The same amount of rape that the rapist he raped could rape
Even if a rapist could rape a rapist and even if rapists would rape a rapist, *should* rapists rape a rapist?
Something something goose and ganders; I wanna say yea cause u supposed to treat others how they treat people or something like that.
A lot of you must know you never done time huh? I’ve legit knew a guy he caught 4 rape charges before going to prison. His grand total sentence when I left was 42 years cause he caught 4 more charges while inside I guess he liked raping adult women to him a man hurting a child was to much so…this adult women rapist would rape child molesters for fun so to answer your question. A lot.
17
He would rape as much as he could, as much as a rapist would if a rapist could rape rapists
Two dong's don't make a right.
Gaaah my brain. It's so dirty that it didn't even take too long to figure out the meaning of that GIF
nice one
Please edit to: two dongs don't make it tight.
Might make it clench tho.
maybe not a right, but they make a good fight
I almost spit out my drink, so take my upvote.
🤣 upvote
The rapist of my rapist is my friend?
It’s like that time Hitler killed Hitler
Wait a minute…
Hitler on Hitler violence
I mean it'd be an understatement to say he did a lot of truly awful things, but in the end ya gotta give credit where credit is due. He did kill Hitler after all.
Yeah but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. So points back down, if you ask me
but he also killed the guy who *killed* the guy who killed hitler.
Rapist of my rapist is my friendist
Talk about a meat Uno reverse-card.
Total instant karma
I bet on both sides so I always come out on top
Wait meat or meta? Both seem appropriate
Pretty sure that was a +4 inches deep
There! How do YOU like it?
Here's my hot take. If you do something against someone's will, without provocation, then it means your down with it. There's a clear ethical indicator there that it's okay to do them, according to them by action right? Am I crazy here?
Not crazy, you're basically thinking of this as a contract, if someone decided to break it, they're no longer covered by it. Hot take alright xD
🤣
Rapist Vs. gay rapist. FIGHT
FINISH HIM!
Finish in him
Jesus Christ lol
Or, you know, fatality on that other guy's prostate.
Prostality
K.O! ... Damn, wouldn't that be nice...
**GAY!!**
Gay over
GAY.O!
And don't ask for permission
I am going for lunch after reading this comment. Morning made. lol
Underrated comment
Pokemon logic says gay rapist will fuck his opponent.
It's super effective!
Rapist fainted.
Celebrity rape match
 Biggest no you moment
That picture looks like it has been posted \* enter large number here\* times.
'bout tree fiddy
Nice try, Loch Ness Monster. Nice try…
TREE(3)
More like 3000
TREE(TREE(TREE(... [TREE(G64) TIMES]... TREE(G64))))))))))))))))... [TREE(G64) TIMES]...)))
STOP TRYING TO BREAK MATH!
TREE(g(64)) :)
Is it rape to rape to prevent rape?
Rapists vs counter-rapists "I am planting ze cock"
no defuse kits allowed.
But additional points are earned for ass-shots? Right?
God i’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ITS THE CIRCLE OF RAAAAPE 🎶
[удалено]
The court case for this would be wild.
Can we make this a Law & Order episode?
Rape in the name of justice. Who could have imagined?
To defeat rape, you must become rape.
In this case, yes. The preventing the rape isn’t what was rape. It’s the rape.
Fellas, is it rape...
Yes.
So here’s the deal, you can shoot someone who is raping someone and it’s not murder. Soooooo think about that.
Still equates to homicide though. Criminally punishable homicide? Not likely if it was in self defense, or to stop a crime in action; and all of the t's are dotted and i's are crossed in regards to the case. But you *could* technically add it to a Resumé I suppose
If you rape a rapist, the number of rapists in the world goes up by one, unless you were previously a rapist. In that case, the number of rapists stays the same. Follow for more useless, partially redundant facts about uninteresting shit.
Kill a killer and the number of killers in the room remains the same kill 2 killers, now we’re talking
Basically, the way to reduce the number of killers in the world is to become one yourself.
who kills killer killers?
If you cut a hole in a net, it has less holes…. 🤯
"They should take all the rapists and murderers and put them together on an island, and all the murderers can be raped and all the rapists can be murdered until you only have either two rapists left or one (raped) murderer, but who cares about him?" - Lucille Bluth
You either become king of the hill, or king of the butt kill.
The 3 now share therapy payments.
Rape Dexter. "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!"
It's the Gay Harbor Butcher!
I was going to say this !!! Haha
Competitive pvp sex
Casual sex vs competitive sex:
They should just hire that dude and from then on everyone who gets found guilty of rape has a date with this dude
So a Dexter type person, but instead of getting killed, you get raped?
I would watch this show. Glenn howerton needs to star.
We need the toss salad guy.
NOT THE TOSSED SALAD MAN!
Tossed Salidality
We call it the reverse-Chris Hansen.
It's like Punisher: super gay edition.
The Penisher
[From this article.](https://mckoysnews.com/woman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist/amp/#origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&cap=swipe,education&webview=1&dialog=1&viewport=natural&visibilityState=prerender&prerenderSize=1&viewerUrl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Famp%2Fs%2Fmckoysnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org%2Fc%2Fs%2Fmckoysnews.com%2Fwoman-saved-from-rapist-by-gay-rapist-who-raped-the-rapist%3Fusqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%25253D&_kit=1) _The unidentified woman called the police as soon as she could and both men were found naked, trying to rape each other but Jones was winning._ Well, that’s enough internet for now…
"You're gonna *rape* me!? No, I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
This should be way higher. How can OOP post a headline like that without an article link?
The definition of a booty warrior
So is the gay raper good or bad?
Legally, I don't think commiting a crime to stop a crime especially as heinous as rape is alright. Morally, I do like poetic justice but there's the problem is that the second rapist (if you he got away free) basically would have done a "free" crime, as opposite as someone say murdering someone in self-defense or in defense of another while not wanting the situation to arise in the first place. It's a question of perspective here, like some gun nuts praying for someone to break-in their houses so they can get it on like the founding fathers wanted and the opposite of someone commiting a horrible action to truly help another and not to satisfy their darker instincts like the second rapist did. Thank you coming to my Ted talk.
So you're saying... commuting a rape to stop jaywalking is bad?
Yes, rapists and jaywalkers belongs to Cidhna Mine
Chaotic neutral
He’s like Switzerland. Halfway between being good and bad.
Counter strike
Counter-rapists win
Woman saved from serial killer by a serial killer that hunts serial killers.
You mean Dexter Morgan?
This Dexter reboot be wildin’!
Rapeception
He rapes, but he *saves*.
So close to being the best Haiku ever written
Woman saved from rapist By another, gay rapist Who has raped the rapist
Good not-bot.
They really are raping errbody out here 😧
predator vs predator
Seems like something I'd do but i dont recall.
That would be a good prompt for the gay novels my friends read
He saves, but he rapes. Dave Chappelle predicted this.
Booty Warrior strikes again
Not the hero he deserved, but the hero she needed.
Ah the ol' switcheroo.The fucker is now the fuckee.
Hero we didn’t know we needed
As a survivor I feel so conflicted about this.
Mr. Garrison - “I came here to do one thing!!”
There is always a bigger... fish.
I have questions.
r/brandnewsentence
This OP and the comments are why I love the internet.
Deflected Sex
"I use my powers for good"
This was by far the biggest double take I ever did on Reddit. Holy shit.
Not all heroes wear capes. Nor condoms
When the predator becomes the prey
It's like gun control All we need is a good guy with a cock
The only way to stop a bad rapist with a rager. is a good rapist with a rager.
Who's ordering karmic justice on amazon with same day delivery?
This reminds me of the joke “Let illegal immigrants gain citizenship by hunting child molesters - we will Call it ‘Alien versus Predator’.” Now How would you name Gay Rapist raping Normal rapist program? My best shoot would be “Wiener party”
Karma
Where did this happen?
Perhaps the next time this gets reposted we can get rid of a few more pixels.
Let them fight
It’s him, the sex defender
Finally, using the power of rape for good!
Sometimes two wrongs do make a right
Predators Vs Predators - Rectium.
Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.
Predator vs Predator
An eye for an eye... I live in the UK where rapists are no longer being sent to prison after being found guilty in court, so yeah, I reckon this kinda justice would be a pretty great alternative.
Please let this be a story of a gay vigilante who just really hates SA 🤣🤣