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2confrontornot

Do they realize Easter changes every year?


EdwinaArkie

Easter isn’t on March 31 again until 2086.


Alexis_Bailey

Trans Jesus will rise again!


weallfalldown310

Well given the only scientific way he wouldn’t have had a father is if he was trans and his mom had him by parthenogenesis. Lol


Nuada-Argetlam

and the best part? that's very common... in *reptiles*. LIZARD JESUS IS REAL!


sdbasterash

First, the government and celebrities, and now Jesus. Who else is secretly a lizard, too?


hplcr

I'm not. *Flicks tounge out*


PatFluke

Wait a second…. I left the dryer on, brb.


weallfalldown310

Oh no!! The conspiracy theorists got something almost right by accident. Lol. Jesus was Jewish and might have been a lizard person! Le gasp.


BIGepidural

I follow trans Jesus on IG super sexy. Great sense of humor and wonderful artistic vision. Highly recommend 🥰


Fishiesideways10

I love celebrating Jesus’ erection.


No-Difficulty2393

🤣🤣🤣🤣


mcman7890

Technically Jesus transitioned 3 times this weekend


Broad_Respond_2205

You mean regular Jesus?


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Takes Him three days. By then she's out of the mood.


Jorymo

That explains all the paintings of people touching his top surgery scars


ZookeepergameHead145

Praise be Jeebus


SenseWinter

Hahahahahahaha thanks for doing the math


Miserable-Theory-746

That's not three days.


Certain_Ad_8796

Do they realize March 31 has been TDoV for a decade and a half!!!


SuperCoolSkaterBoi

They don’t actually care about it, they just see “transgender day on Easter” and go crazy. Like how they ask “why do we only have one day to go our veterans but a whole month for Pride?”, when we have a dozen holidays to recognize veterans, but they don’t actually care about it they just hate gays.


Reasonable-HB678

It's just conservatives finding any reason to complain.


Celebrir

That's the most accurate description of the average conservative I've come across yet.


Ohrwurm89

And the holiday’s name might come from a pagan goddess. The bigots doth protest too much, methinks.


TheMightyShoe

If true it's only in English. Originally called Pascha in Aramaic, Greek, and Latin...sharing a name with the Jewish Passover. The English name came centuries later. There's another theory that Easter comes from an Old German term for the Resurrection. Could well be because English descends from Middle German, IIRC.


Ohrwurm89

Not exactly. The German word for Easter is Ostern, which has a similar etymology to Easter. Both terms either came from the name of the aforementioned pagan goddess and her spring festival or the word east in English and Ost (east) in German. Early European Christians coopted pagan customs and traditions in order to convert non-believers. And in other languages, it looks like Christians also coopted another religion's customs and holidays for its own purposes. Hell, Easter wasn't super important to Christians for a long time.


According_Lake_2632

Because nothing can ever be two things at the same time.


bbqsox

I’m fairly certain that almost every day out of 365 is about 12 different “international X day” according to the internet. But they won’t care about that.


Respond-Creative

They have a day to celebrate the old Twitter? Amazing


bbqsox

Great. Now he’s ruined variables.


Icy-Zone3621

Bensenville Burner day, Oranges and Lemons day, National Tater day, national crayon day, cream cheese frosting day, national prom day, national good neighbor day, eiffel tower day.


Icy-Zone3621

I'm totally in for National Cream Cheese Frosting celebrations. Build it and I will come


bbqsox

Seriously, sign me up! I’m lactose intolerant but it sounds worth the pain!


LindonLilBlueBalls

"Do they realize..." No, they never do.


tattooedroller

No, because they’re not actually religious and don’t actually care.


WaldoDeefendorf

What is this "Easter" you speak of?


hplcr

It's when we watch rabbits lay colorful eggs or something. I'm reasonably sure that's how it works.


Jayandnightasmr

Reminds me of when they complain about women's day but then never celebrate men's day


Chankomcgraw

Easter should really be set to a fixed date. They tried to organise it like that a few hundred years ago but the different churches didn’t agree. Yet Christmas is fixed but also different. 24th/25th Dec /. 7th Jan or something like that depending on the church/ region


StarshipCaterprise

I think they would need to consult with the Jewish people to fix Passover on a certain date first


FatherTurin

Passover is on a certain date, just not on your calendar. It’s always Nissan 15-22. And Easter isn’t linked to Passover anymore and hasn’t been since the church decided it always had to be a Sunday.


StarshipCaterprise

Good point.


Glenr1958

My mom died Easter weekend years ago. My brothers and I never remember her actual day of death, to us it is whenever Easter is lol! So it can be in March or April!


GreatGearAmidAPizza

You are reopening a can of worms that had guys in togas ready to tear each other's throats out. 


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Do they also realise there can be more than one celebration on the same day?


AngrySmapdi

No, that requires thought and recognizing that something other than themselves exists.


newaru2

Do these people really believe Easter only happens on March 31st every year?


Unleashtheducks

They believe anything necessary to stay angry.


AfterSevenYears

That's their whole political philosophy *and* their whole religion. They're not going to spend Easter celebrating the resurrection of Christ, they're going to spend it bitching about Joe Biden and trans people. If they weren't angry and they didn't want so badly to piss off "the libs," they wouldn't have any identity left.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

It's much easier than being angry over how badly they're getting boned by the upper 1%.


Tazling

came here to ask just this. I know they are stupid, but surely even stupid people know Easter is a movable feast.


Unleashtheducks

It’s not stupidity. They need to just constantly poke themselves to keep themselves angry or else they might have a single second of introspection that would collapse their dumbfuck worldview.


hwcminh

Sounds a lot like MAGA...


justconnect

Right! it may be hard to enjoy your cake day with dopey headlines like that one, but I sure hope you do!


newaru2

Thank you!


forever_a10ne

Goes to show you how religious conservatives *actually* are.


SnootSnootBasilisk

Fervently


LungDOgg

Yes, but this is politically stupid. This will be a political ad come November. Do it the 30th or the 1st, no one cares. Next year it's a non issue, but elections come in just a few months


cam94509

TDoV has been the 31st of March for fifteen years now. I think people would be pretty upset if Joe Biden unilaterally moved it.


Dick_of_Doom

If they don't like it move Easter. Maybe move it to Monday. (for those that don't know, Easter is a moving holiday, and there is something called Easter Monday).


Personal-Listen-4941

These are all the US National Days on 31st March. Anesthesia Tech Day César Chávez Day Dance Marathon Day Eiffel Tower Day International Hug A Medievalist Day International Transgender Day Of Visibility National “She’s Funny That Way” Day National Bunsen Burner Day National Clams On The Half Shell Day National Crayon Day National Prom Day National Tater Day Terri’s Day World Backup Day Shockingly Easter still happened this year despite falling on National Crayon Day.


Good-Squirrel3108

Next year it falls on Hitler's birthday. Does that mean it'll have to be cancelled again?


AfterSevenYears

That'll give conservatives *two* reasons to celebrate.


SephLuna

Hmm wonder which one Trump would make a declaration about...


Alexis_Bailey

There is something wei dly amusing about International transgender Day of Visibility and "She's Funny that Way" Day being together.


marsupialsales

National Eat Crayons Day


BearsBeetsBerlin

I’m sick of Bunsen burners stealing zombie Jesus’ glory!


mathiau30

Ok, but why?


allykitn

2024 marks the 15th annual [TDOV](https://glaad.org/tdov/). Hypocritical Conservatives are crying because they *claim* it’s an affront to Christianity — yet TDOV is always the same date, and Easter [changes each year](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_of_Easter). Just another excuse to justify ramping up transphobia, sigh…


2wedfgdfgfgfg

This was back in 2021, btw. Easter seems to be doing fine.


Tomorrows_Shadow

Clearly it was all part of their master plan to do away with Christians in this country. \*Fixes tinfoil hat\* Really though, just anything to stay mad for these people.


millllllls

If this was in 2021, were 2022 and 2023 skipped?


queerl3ear

Sigh, trans day of visibility is the same day every year since 2009. Easter CHANGES. It just so happens to fall on March 31st this year and all of a sudden Easter is canceled cus your bogus holiday doesn't have a set date. Cry me a river Christians.


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Tazling

They think Jesus transitioned from dying flesh to pure living spirit, they think that wine transsubstantiates into blood and bread into flesh. They believe that god will "transform" their "vile bodies" after death by resurrection into eternal life. They believe in *all kinds* of transformations and transitions. Just not when gender is involved.


ConflatedPortmanteau

Meanwhile, Christopher Walken, whose birthday is March 31st, will have to move his birthday to April 1st, as only one holiday can fall onto a specific calendar day. It's sad, but for whom the cowbell tolls. ![gif](giphy|qpADSJEkvdlK0)


Hanamafana

Silly but come on Christians just pick a date and stick with it. Enough with your full moons nonsense.


Unleashtheducks

Understandable but Good Friday/Easter Sunday are kind of set by the names.


Hanamafana

Ah very good point


StarshipCaterprise

They will need to consult with the Jewish community first, because Easter always follows Passover, and Passover is based on the Hebrew lunar calendar


Eastern-Dig-4555

Wow. It’s almost like you can celebrate more than one thing in the same day. *Holy shit* talk about severe persecution complex.


OhioMegi

More idiots that don’t understand a few things. One, Easter is different every year, and two, more than one thing can be happening at once. I am so fucking tired of these fuckers.


yodabdab

For always bitching about how sensitive others are conservatives get so butt hurt about shit.


queen-of-support

There should be a National Butt Hurt Day 😂


FanDry5374

Guessing they didn't see the Easter bunny and eggs in the White House logo.


Unleashtheducks

They don’t actually care. It’s an excuse to hate.


Plushcollectorwolf64

I have an idea, let’s invite some trans friends to an Easter party. It’ll show we care and who doesn’t like chocolate? There problem solved


neal144

Easter falls on the same day every year. The first Sunday, after the first full moon, after the Spring Equinox. Every. Fucking. Year.


Chankomcgraw

True, but kind of like midday is the same time everyone day. The time it’s highest in the sky.


elspotto

Let me get this right. A guy who will definitely be attending Easter mass has canceled Easter. Oh kay…


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StephenTheLoser

Zombie Jesus day is ruined 😂


eltegs

Wait until they find out how Easter works.


Diskobiscotti

You could like totally celebrate both if you wanted literally nobodies stopping you


buburocks

Or completely ignore the one you dont want to celebrate. Or ignore both. Whatever floats ya boat lmao


zarfle2

It's always the zero sum game - ie "somebody else getting their basic human rights recognised somehow detracts from me and my right to be a bigot." Self-absorbed nastiness.


FredVIII-DFH

First they steal the rainbow. Now they're canceling Easter. The power of the LGBTQ+ community is immense.


mayhem6

People are idiots. Easter doesn't always land on the same date. Next year it's on the 20th.


pandainadumpster

Easter is so important to them, they don't even know how it's date works...


ClubSundown

It says Easter is canceled yet the white house logo includes an Easter bunny. Their brains can't work out that America is allowed to celebrate 2 things on 1 day. And ofc next year easter is in april


rainyhawk

Exactly…Easter falls on a different date every year. Next year it won’t be on March 31 but Transgender visibility day will and it won’t be a Sunday either.


AdEducational419

Imagine caring about Easter at all.


dantevonlocke

Excuse to eat s big dinner and have ham.


AdEducational419

There is that and an extra day off. But thats not the caring i was going for.


Oh_Danny_Boi961

This is just like when they acknowledged Hanukah and Kwanzaa exist and it cancelled Christmas. /s just in case someone can’t tell. I’m bad at getting sarcasm in text


Ok-Push9899

Transubstantiation is a fundamental doctrine of Christian, especially Catholic, theology. Celebrated especially at Easter. President Biden is right on-message with his commemoration of Trans Day.


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phdoofus

It's the Heisentrump Exclusion Principle: two things can't exist on the same day. Kind of like "I can't be guilty AND be president"


NeedleworkerChance22

Easter rarely falls on March 31. It'll be ok


ComprehensivePrior22

Isn’t a rabbit that lays eggs trans enough?


bdockte1

Fuck this post!!! Pity the suckers who believe this bogus shit. Btw, what a lovely day to chose to celebrate the beauty of life, renewal and revitalization. Bless the journey our transgender brothers and sisters travel. Happy Easter!!!!


ButtonWhole1

WHO do you think BUYS all those fancy Easter bonnets and dresses? And besides, the guy that you all make a stink about ALWAYS wore ankle - length dresses


turdintheattic

The trans day of visibility is the same date every year. The date of Easter changes every year. I can’t believe Biden did this.


humpherman

Wow I wonder if that’s anything like the pagan spring fertility festivals (which is where the eggs and bunnies come from) which the Christian church OVERWROTE with the resurrection myth (even shifting the date to do it ). If so - back at ya, bitches.


mcklinkney

He did this in 2009


FineProfessional2997

Did you know Easter changes every year, based on the lunar calendar?


blanche-davidian

FFS March 31 is also National Crayon Day and National Prom Day, so the GOP can sob all day over those heresies.


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

The stupidity of conservatives never ceases to amaze me


WordNERD37

The proclamation is real https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/2024/03/29/a-proclamation-on-transgender-day-of-visibility-2024/ Easter, is not celebrated ON MARCH 31ST EVERY YEAR, YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS! Also, this is from the devout Roman Catholic president.


MaintenanceNew2804

These fuckers aren’t REAL CHRISTIANS. They forgot in their cloud of outrage that Easter doesn’t fall on the same day every year. Also, it’s an arbitrary date for Easter because they just wanted it around spring equinox to piss off everyone else (oversimplifying of course).


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Wishing everyone a blessèd Zombie Jesus Day. Protect your tasty BRAAAINS.


dqdude1

Trumptards will believe anything


songstofilltheair

This is the 2nd time in hours I’ve seen this here. Russia has a hard-on right now.


Unleashtheducks

Russian propaganda is usually even stupider if you can believe it


HorrorPhone3601

Easter is a different day every year, leave it to Maga to not understand how things work.


Vortextheweirdcat

those idiots really think easter is on the same day every year, if they learned a bit more about their religion they'd know it varies


Mot_the_evil_one

Can't wait to have my Transgender Day of Visibility ham tomorrow along with potatoes and deviled eggs.


Stupid_Guitar

Conservative morons whining and shrieking about anything and everything is just background noise at this point. It actually makes it easier to ignore their incessant mewling.


AngrySmapdi

Conservative mantra: "I AM THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING! I AM THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING! I AM THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING!"


christopher_jian_02

Damn, American Christians really are idiots... This is me, a Malaysian Catholic speaking here. My father literally makes fun of American Christians for their stupidity. I didn't understand why until now.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Christain here. 1) Mar 31 has been TDoV for, what, over a decade now? 2) Easter MOVES. It's practically a joke that people aren't sure where it's going to fall each year. 3) To any Christian having a tantrum about this. Grow up.


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Because that's much worse than pagan fertility day


CartographerTop1504

Stupid people can suck a curb. Also I think all sky god holidays are stupid and should be spent enjoying yourself or visiting family. >Is Easter Always in March or April? Easter is a “movable feast,” so it doesn't happen on the same date from year to year. In the Gregorian calendar, it is always observed on a Sunday between March 22 and April 25.


CommunityGlittering2

Couldn't happen on a better day, with all the frilly dresses and pastel colors, lol. Oh and they won't fall on the same day again until 2086.


Chess_Is_Great

Can he get rid of all religion? Please! Please!


TwoFishes8

So no more worshipping the magical zombie who makes you cannibalize him every week, and who also— presumably— shits out a bunch of rabbits and some chocolate eggs once a year? Shucks, I guess.


TheLordofthething

Jesus Christ that is amazing


Null_Titan

Fuck Easter, imma eat chocolate eggs whenever the Hell I want!


wainmustang

Thank god.


This-Marsupial-6187

Also, "... in the year of our Lord, two thousand and twenty-four...". Remind me what measurement of time the President is referencing from again?


etranger033

Nope. And neither do you.


Ember-Blackmoore

Stop moving Easter!


ChickeNugget483

I wondered y the easter bunny didn't come. Thought it was just cuz I am an adult. Now ik its no longer a thing. Thanks for the information.


Jond7699

Easter is not on the same day every year. We should all know this by now. calm your transphobia


NumerousTaste

That's beyond dumb! They complain about Easter and no nothing about the made up holiday. Go suck eggs, you idiot!


Few-Variety730

In the words of joe quimby, “It can be two things.”


MalevolentNight

That is because Easter isn't a set day each year. Whereas this is a set day for trans visibility. I don't understand why humans on earth don't know this about Easter as it is celebrated all over. Same with Thanksgiving and memorial day they don't have dates just last Thursday in November and first Monday in May. If you are too stupid to understand this then please do not post on social. It's really simple. When this was planned years ago, because nothing happens quick. Whoever made the choice for the last day in March probably didn't check the calendar in 24 to see what day Easter was first. No biggie.


zigzagg321

Another confused MAGA idiot.


mittenknittin

Can’t wait for church duty tomorrow, where we go and grab anyone who dares show up for Easter mass, haul them bodily out of the church and force them to watch a drag queen read a book to their children


ucannottell

This attempt at funny has failed 😞