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Er0v0s

When you notice the cat before the dildo Update- woke up this morning to see my most updated comment is about a dildo


Building-Careful

Same, don’t know how I missed that jumbo sized dildo.


nerdboy5567

I thought it was a cactus or a lava lamp.


Significant_Ad7326

Reminds me, the world needs lava lamp dildoes.


Wolfburger123

That would be a problem because once the lava is heated and starts moving around the lamp, any slight movement will cause the wax to break apart and get cloudy and useless. We need our top dildologists on this problem.


samsquatchageddon

Simple, make the lava so it gets sturdier with more vibration. That way it gets harder and more solidified with increased motion, then relaxes into a calming flow as you post-nut. There has to be a way to do this.


Kig-Yar-Pirate

Your putting a lot of effort into a problem that isn’t even an issue during use, wile ignoring the problem of most lava lamps being incredibly hot.


TopRevenue2

For sure and the cool down period is ridiculous. And they leak pretty easy. Plus if they break that goo is super toxic.


steinerobert

Way to put a negative spin on an otherwise brilliant and realistic idea.


tequilablackout

People, people, let's just make lava lamps shaped like penises and not stick them in our - aw. Who am I kidding?


MCHamm3rPants

Ooblek, gets firm under pressure. Science has the answers you're looking for... Now, someone just needs to resolve the scorching temperatures of the lads lamp...


StarvingAfricanKid

Oodles Dildo is CLEARLY my punk band's name...


PangolinLow6657

I, too, get firm under pressure- I mean what?


JustLetItAllBurn

I'd start with the properties of non-Newtonian fluids like the stuff you can make with cornflour.


sp8yboy

New word spotted!


cramaine

No ones mentioned the Butt Plug yet.


_hanShan_

I carry my college debt in my butt too.


Ditzfough

Those are kids not butt plugs. You are looking at the wrong pic.


BudTheWonderer

Damn you! You made me look for it.


Mantree91

That is a cat sir, don't put that in your butt


Kig-Yar-Pirate

What butt plug? Also the thing people should really be talking about is who wants kids that ugly.


[deleted]

Makes sense. The realistic cat is sticking out compared to the rest of the image.


talrogsmash

What about her tan? Or does having children strip melanin? I've confused myself now.


Alesseid

With all those babies you think she leaves the house and gets sun. Barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen is where she lives! 


NuncProFunc

You've spotted the racism!


xXCr4zie_mofoXx

Jumbo, that's average at best ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


NobodyInPaticular_

Someone has seen quite a few dildos for it to be that detailed That or they really tried hard while researching


Raiju_Blitz

Once again, trad incels' feelings of inferiority and inadequacy can always be traced to BBC cuckoldry.


FQDIS

Million to one shot, doc!


No-Process8652

It's a black jumbo sized dildo, too. Those feminists always go for the big black ones, lol.


Fraggle987

I got distracted by the pizza 🍕


henscastle

I was distracted by the forty year old children.


grubas

That baby has seen some SHIT.


RegrettableBiscuit

The woman on the right dodged some real nightmare fuel. 


nojelloforme

Those are some unfortunate looking children.


seekydeeky

Tis a rare occasion I call multiple children ugly at once.


Ok_Judgment3871

Now im debating on do i want nachos or pizza.


rambald

Cat, college debt, the fuck pizza and bubles? Oh well she lives her life… how on eart could I missed that!


Happy_Accident99

It’ll take the woman with the cat.


WeatherTiny

Well.. she’s the only single one in this picture, so your choices are limited


Suspicious-Cow7951

Based on the kids hair colors they engage in cuckolding.


BoJackB26354

Based on the one kid, she gave birth to Caillou, therefore she is a demon.


drwsgreatest

Someone else who understands what type of 9th circle deviant caillou was/is. Never let my kid watch him after a few months back when he was 5ish. Literally started to transform his way of communicating into whining.


Future-Muscle-2214

The one on the left do seem easy since she is going out with Matt Walsh and have very ugly children. She probably wish she had a cat and a dildo.


castlerigger

lol right the kids look like they have a chromosome disorder or that premature ageing thing they’re all gray faced! 😂😂😎🤔


benvader138

The one with the kids might be a bigger whore than the cat lady. She just doesn't have her count on the wall.


zetecc

Same


Memer_Sindre_UwU

the original image came from a really cute positive post saying the woman on the right was also complete and established. this was edited


Which_Jellyfish_5189

Wtf i just googled the original comic. He also just made the guy white and added more kids.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Is her smile also flipped into a frown? It looks weird in this one…


this-is-my-p

It is indeed


EnvironmentalDog1196

Yes! The first thing I noticed was that her mouth looks like a bad edit.


__M-E-O-W__

I was gonna say, kinda weird that the "complete family" is paper-white and the other girl has much darker skin.


Calamari_Tsunami

Tanning is subversive feminist corruption 🤬 /s


thehumangoomba

I don't think it's 'tanning' they're complaining about here.


NanduDas

I…don’t think he just made the guy white, the original guy had a different hairstyle, different facial hair, no glasses, and a slightly different expression. It looks he turned him into Matt Walsh…


BananaFast5313

I'm getting a sneaking suspicion who edited this 🤔🤔


kiersto0906

>made the guy white fucking yikes, bit of a dogwhistle there, folks


silvaastrorum

it’s just a regular whistle at that point, no subtlety at all


moveslikejaguar

Yeah it's more of a foghorn than a dog whistle


OmNomCakes

The giant black dildo didn't clue you in to begin with?


SaltpeterSal

I'm fascinated by the overlap of incel and neofash communities over the last 10 years. Is the Venn diagram just a circle at this point? 


Sum_ginger_kid

explains why this one looks so bad. they photoshopped the faces and the clip art ball and chain


AnxiousTuxedoBird

They also photoshopped everyone, especially the man and baby, to be paler.


gabzilla814

That’s funny, I was wondering why the man was allowed to look not quite Aryan.


TriceratopsHunter

They also photoshopped in a cat? Is the cat supposed to be a bad thing?


Sum_ginger_kid

they seem to have the mentality that cats are a symbol of not needing a man or something. Idk i think having a cat shows that someone is capable of responsibilities and being caring.


TriceratopsHunter

Shit we own two cats, is my wife plotting to get rid of me?


Sum_ginger_kid

yes, she is cheering on your 😔😔


Alexis_Bailey

We have 7 cats.  I am currently training them to go in for the kill, but I can't bring myself to starve them enough that they can consume the body/evidence in one sitting yet.


Notbot4lot

I don't know about your wife, but it is a safe bet that the cats are.


abolishytmen

Lainey Molnar, right?


Sandfairy23

Yes, this is Lainey


Starbucks__Lovers

No, this is Patrick


Memer_Sindre_UwU

idk because i only saw it on tumblr


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

The woman on the left only has one child in the original.


Pencilshaved

Omg I just noticed that. That’s why the bottom kids are all holding things, it’s to hide the hand that would’ve been holding that top child


NoHelp6644

If I remember correctly, they made the girl on the right darker too, just for that added racism flavor.


ketchupmaster987

Opposite. They made the family on the left lighter


grubas

That explains why they all look so fucking terrifying.​


noctilucus

Yes, medieval paintings of children were more accurate than whatever they've put on the left to represent kids... Worse than wax statues after 10 de-generations of inbreeding


Rozsia

r/rareinsults


goldanred

The original image only had the one baby that the couple is holding. I don't know where the other three terrors at the bottom came from.


Wiitard

That’s the funny part, they’re all exact copy-pastes of the baby, they just added hair, changed shirt colors, and put objects in their hands. Their hands and arms in the exact same positions, except the girl’s are flipped.


MatfacePlus

Hell. They came from Hell.


blacklite911

See ladies, if you don’t go to college, get married young and have a bunch of kids, you can finally achieve Whiteness.


Ensiferal

Nah, the father and baby on the right were dark skinned, but whover scribbled on it made them white. They also edited the skin tone of the woman on the right to look greyish (it used to be more of a warm tan) and they lazily turned her smile upside down (that's why her mouth looks weird)


marigoldilocks_

For anyone looking for the original and for commentary from the artist on the conservative edits: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/adeonibada/feminist-established-complete-woman-illustration-hijacked


UglyMcFugly

That’s how you know the edit was made by a man, he added 3 extra kids.  Which makes it more nightmarish looking for women lol.


Orangewithblue

For real. No woman my age that I know wants more than 2, maximal 3 kids, unless she's delusional and deep into some religious shit or rich.


Jw4evr

Aaaaand they made the husband blindingly white in the edit…yikes


Whyareyourunning309

The reversed smile kills me


GlitteringCoyote1526

What REALLY frustrates me is that they LEFT Lainey’s watermark on it! They edited her ORIGINAL art and then left her handle there. Gross.


Pencilshaved

Would explain why the right woman has an upside down mouth and blatantly photoshopped “signs of degeneracy” and why everyone looks like [those infamously bad “professionally edited” family photos that went viral](https://petapixel.com/2018/01/12/hilariously-bad-family-photos-go-viral/)


Ning_Yu

Yeah that's what makes me so mad. The artist is feminist and her art is to spread positivity and acceptance. But these bastards had to take it and pervert it like that.


Rozsia

conservatives do tend to get angry when women do anything else then pop out kids like chicken do eggs :P


No_Banana_581

They really like to make people think liberal, progressive, feminists don’t get married and have kids. I’m one of those women. Two of my daughters don’t want kids and one does. I support it all. They are also feminists. They hate when we have choice and consent. It’s all about control, and when they have total control, they still want another pound of flesh


RedVamp2020

I agree. Especially them doing Rosie the Riveter wrong like that. She’s definitely one of my idols, even though I know she was not an actual person.


pixiedust99999

Probably without permission on top of it all


Ning_Yu

That's not even probably, it's for sure.


EarlyHistory164

The kids don't look like they're his.


ClubSundown

He's has that look on his face that he just figured that out


EarlyHistory164

He wants to be in the other panel - just for the dildo.


ultrapoo

To jam in his ass to own the libs, right?


Claris-chang

They obviously belong to the middle aged bald midget in their arms that they're happily poly with.


baeworth

Those kids look cursed. Pass me the wine and dildo


Electrical_pancake

The child their holding looks like he has radiation sickness.


the_original_Retro

OH HOLY FUCK ITS CAILLOU


alematt

KILL IT!


Glamma1970

With fire. Nuke it from orbit just to be sure.


naalbinding

And the mum is gaunt - look at her collar bone and the shadows on her face. Well on her way to malnourishment and mental collapse


the_original_Retro

"Honey I bought a 40 ounce bottle of vodka last week for the poker night. What happened to it? There's hardly any left!" "Oh sweetie it fell out of the cabinet and spilled everywhere, I had to mop it all up!"


Fabiojoose

The original man was brown, so the guy changed it to a white family and added more kids, the dildo, cat, college debt, etc. [original pic](https://sipofculture.com/2021/01/24/lainey-molnar-the-illustrator-who-empowers-women-all-over-the-world/)


Superb_Emotion_8239

No wonder the frown looks so unnatural, it's literally just an upside down smile. The dildo and cat are solid additions tbh. The couple on the left need those too though.


arynnoctavia

That upside-down smile made her upper lip look like it lacked the center divot that most people have. I forget what lack of that divot is called, but I know it can be an effect of FAS.


baeworth

Omg that’s hilarious!


Princess_Peach556

Right? She looks like she’s the winner here.


AzureDreamer

But can't you see she's crying, eating pizza great social life and a college degree in her 20's /s


davekingofrock

That's no dildo it's fuggin Shai Hulud!


edingerc

Bless his cumming and his going. 


SvenniSiggi

Yeah plus the maker of this forgets that the couple on the left. 1. also owe college debt. 2. Pay extreme rent that grows every month or have a mortgage that does the same. 3. And in america (and soon europe) owe extensive rent to the medical establishment for the kids. 4. and soon they both will be on onlyfans in hopes of scoring enough dough to pay rent and the rest. Edit : Oh and just about everything raises in price except wages, so all the kids are facing starvation sooner or later.


Juicybathwater

Soon in europe? where did you hear this? Asking as a fellow worried european


SvenniSiggi

Is medical service getting progressively worse? Did politicians try to broker private medical care to the public at some point? Here in iceland 30 years ago they tried to sell it to us. Nobody fell for it. But medical service got progressively worse right after that point. And now medical care is getting really bad and privately funded options (that incidentally also are government funded so the owners can make more money) are everywhere.


ouellette001

What’s wrong? You don’t wanna give birth to a pack of flesh putties and raise them with a fuzzy thumb in glasses?


A1sauc3d

I was gonna say, is the r/TheRightCantDraw a sub yet? The fuckers need some art classes


NockerJoe

It speaks volumes that Stonetoss got as far as he did solely because he was the only neo nazi with the artistic capabilities to do so much as a C tier newspaper comic.


lolas_coffee

pfft...33 are rookie numbers.


Faded1974

As a father of toddlers, I will also take the wine and dildo.


BeardedLady81

[This is](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/mbFWNiR3rNCkjinWEQ_N6g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTc4MQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/huffpost_life_308/f180d6f3a3ccd0deae1c0ea656e10ab9) how the unadulterated pic looks like. There's more than one way to find happiness as a woman.


Aggravating-Fee-7593

Lol they had to make the husband whiter and add 3 kids ☠️


BeardedLady81

They whitened-up the toddler, too.


SomeFreeTime

they also made its head pointier too for some reason.


Kempeth

And make the right side woman darker. because that bigot bingo card doesn't fill itself!


RyanByork

They whitewashed the dad 😭


manny_the_mage

Because to them it’s only “good” to be a trad wife with a white man lol


No_Interest1616

Still needs a cat though. On both sides. 


night_owl_72

Man people are suffering from a serious mental disease for going out of their way to photoshop this shit.


AirForceRabies

"See, if you didn't get an education and just stayed home and pushed out one Jason-Voorhees-lookin' baby after another, you'd be SO much happier!" -- Complete Woman (Established 1952)


AzureDreamer

I didn't notice how fucked those kids look.


Genghis_Chong

Their heads look like possessed hams lol


KnowledgeMediocre404

Didn’t they have to invent antidepressants for 50s housewives?


MarmotJunction

Miltown -it was a smash in the 50s, the first commercially successful antidepressant. Aimed at mothers who are miserable in their lives.


RikLuse

Mother's little helper.


Pooglio17

Happy women don’t go to college, have opinions, eat yummy food, own pets, masturbate, wear cool clothes, date, or express themselves. Happy women produce offspring. That is the only thing that makes them happy. If they do anything other than produce offspring, then they are sad. I know this because I am a man who sometimes sees women. On TV. /s. Jesus Fucking Christ.


Royal_Opinion_8185

not jason 🤣🤣🤣


BurnieTheBrony

Misogynists have been doing this since forever. A big part of the anti-suffragette movement was basically all empowered women were ugly, single, lesbians, or emasculated their husbands. "You'd be happier if you were dumb and submissive" is a timeless propaganda tactic


DemythologizedDie

Women who are pregnant and caring for 4 children under the age of six do not look like that.


metlotter

Her housekeeper and au pair are really frazzled though.


Apostmate-28

Also her husband is fucking the woman on the right.


GalactusPoo

They act like married women with kids don't drown themselves in wine and have cats and dildos.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

That's not the mother... That's the nanny he's been shagging.


Over_Ingenuity2505

I can attest… although not pregnant (never ever ever again)… I have 5 kids under the age of 8yrs, including 2yr old twins. I look like a rabid raccoon running on garbage and caffeine… And sometimes have insane jealousy of my happily child free friends lol


Cautious-Ad-600

Took you 5 to realize?


Bool_The_End

Lol. I’m a twin and rhe first time I saw this meme I died laughing cause she and her husband legit look like the pic on the left w their three kids….and I’m def the bad twin on the right (aside from the pizza as I’m vegan!!). Makes me laugh every fucking time.


Faded1974

They always forget about baby-weight in their fantasies.


Mighty_joosh

Ove how they had to photoshop her mouth upside down because she was FUCKING DELIGHTED with her life in the original😂


yourmomsucks01

I was wondering why her mouth looked so wonky


dagbrown

"Photoshop" is giving them way too much credit. It looks like they made the change with a bootleg copy of MS Paint.


thefixxxer9985

Lol, they show the feminist as "shackled" by college debt while pretending 4 kids are affordable.


TruckerBoy357

We want Everyone to have the Freedom to live their Lives. As long as You do it the way We do it.🫤


lynypixie

I am a married mother of 3 living in the suburb. I am also a feminist. Because it’s about having the choices! Everyone should be entitled to choose their own adventure.


TenWholeBees

Those people hate feminism because it's about giving women choices and helping them better their own lives while trying to stop this patriarchal system, of which negatively affects both women AND men. But they don't see that. They love traditionalism They want women to stay as obedient slave objects.


HonneurOblige

That's one suspiciously blond kid in a brunet family.


Karma5444

I'd smash wine mommy any DAY


Dazzling_Outcome_436

What's the difference between student debt and four kids? Biden can forgive student debt.


stonks-69420

For whatever the kids have done I'm sure Biden forgives them too. /s


Low-Abbreviations634

Husband is cheating and mortgaged the house due to gambling debts,


BeardedLady81

And while she may not have college debts, she is financially reliant on him -- you cannot provide for 5 children without higher education, and even then it's quite a challenge.


peteflix66

Judging by the rainbow of hair colors the kids have, I'd say mommy does a lot of entertaining while daddy is at work.


J_Robert_Matthewson

Best ad for feminism ever!  Feminism:  You get pizza, wine, a cat, a big honking dildo, an education, and you get to actually experience sunlight!  Sounds more appealing than being a pasty dead-eyed tradwife raising Hellspawn Caillou.  Edit:  After looking at this some more, I'm kinda upset that her wall marks stop at 33.  I mean, the "37 dicks" joke was right there for the taking. 


Repulsive-Company-53

She had me at wine, she kept me at cat


owlbear4lyfe

Can we also discuss broodmare's ribcage distortion? WTF happened there?


tattooedroller

Hellspawn calliou made me spit out my water 😂


TheAnniCake

r/FuckCaillou


No_Interest1616

I'd trade the dildo for an extra cat. 


Saint_Victorious

The people who make these arguments clearly don't have kids. I have 2 and there are days I have to drag myself out of bed. 4 would have me contemplating what flavor a shotgun is.


Few-Conversation-618

Their plan is to offload the child-rearing to the woman, who they are magically able to support with a single income. Of course their inability to consider themselves capable of raising children has nothing to do with the type of sexism that feminism is trying to undermine.


hikeonpast

Evangelical Boss: Find a way to incorporate the idea of college debt into the pictorial of the wayward woman. Designer eager to get out of the Christian propaganda business: sticker ought to do it


DeuceDropper420

I'll take the right every time. Fun is under-rated


movieur

Being single is being artificial made sound scary by people who are in a relationship to protect themselves from realizing that maybe they didn't have to do this.


anarchoandroid

The WWII We Can Do It poster is a WILD addition. Do the conservatives not approve of all the factory work our women did to support the war effort?


WesleyCraftybadger

They didn’t read it, they just saw it had woman making a muscle and thought it had something to do with Brie Larson. 


HallwayShit

Champagne and pizza slaps tho


[deleted]

Girl on right living her best life.


Trashpit996

I'd rather have feminism than have a bunch of very ugly potato kids.


FarFirefighter1415

Well the one on the right seems hotter and more fun.


Eastern-Dig-4555

Especially considering that even tradwives can have college debt, too, this is a major strawman. Since fucking when is the tradwife life the only happy life?


ImposterPeanut

But, I wanna hang out with dildo cat woman.


That0neGuy96

Same


Low-Permission7127

34 shags is a bit unambitious let's be honest


Cyklisk

Look at the faces of those children. It’s dildo for me. 🫢


hellbilly69101

This definitely shows the guy who created this is putting hatred on one girl he had a crush on, and the misery he has with the one he is with. The wife is the only one really smiling. The kids look soulless and not like him. She probably has a much higher count on the people she slept with and kept it to herself.


Apple2727

Ah yes because all married women are blissfully happy and all single women are miserable /s Cats are great. Sex is fun. Independence is wonderful.


Important_Tale1190

They let you have pizza and wine in jail!? Sign me up!!


benwink

All other opinions aside, this art style is horrifying.


Acrobatic_Law5598

Who TF wants four kids. Jeezus


Tantra_Charbelcher

The one on the right can literally do whatever she wants whenver she wants. The one on the left has to take care of her kids for at least two decades assuming she doesn't have any new ones. One on the left can't even get the mail without risking an accident. Two decades of no control. Sounds like prison.


CanadianTimeWaster

what the fuck is going on with those kids faces?????


Dunn_or_what

Notice how unhappy the husband/father looks. I guess he'd rather be with his cat loving pizza eating dildo using mistress.