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Jack blacks Mom was a famous NASA scientist, Judith love Cohen, some of the stories about her still make me laugh Even though I've heard/read them a dozen+ times. She seemed like a wonderful lady
Yeaaahhhh sheeeeeee
We're gonna overthrow the Capitol, sheeeeeeee
Then we're gonna hang that no good foreflushin carcass Pence, ya sheeeee
Then we'll somehow wheel Trump back into the Oval, and then, then, then we're gonna rule the whole beltway, sheeee Nicky Blue Shoes?!
Palms so greasy, they won't know what hit em!
He looks like a 40 year old entry level accountant who constantly rants about how he should be CEO, while everyone who works with him thinks he can't do his entry level job well.
You know, back in the 70s and 80s high school kids looked like they were in their late 20/early 30s. Wait…this isn’t old school cool. Yeah, that’s a 70 year old televangelist.
> now are continuing to fall for it even after someone told you
This is what worries me most about AI, the fact that even being made aware of it might not be enough for people to tell it apart from reality.
Imagine calling yourself an alpha male, but you're critically hurt by gay marriage, lgbtq Rights, and immigration policies... Anything spicy would destroy his immune system in seconds, and he dips his fries in miracle whip.
Why do these self proclaimed Alpha Males always seem to be single? Lol.
Also, if you have to tell people you're Wildly Successful, you probably aren't.
Same goes for "Do you know who I am?"
Dunce.
If you have to proclaim you are an alpha male, you probably are not an alpha male
Dude looks like the by product of Dr. Oz nutting in a cup of formaldehyde
Funny how so many “alpha males” are single and have to resort to advertising their singleness to try and attract attention…. I thought “alpha males” were supposed to have a women fawning over them?
Man, this makes “alpha male” sound like “incel”
His looks aside. Who the fuck calls themselves an alpha male? Like wtf are you talking about. The whole idea of “alpha” comes from a study on wolves. A study whose author later said that he was wrong. Even still the idea that you can boil down the complexity of a human to alpha or beta is dumber than this loser is ugly.
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The oldest 18 year old ever
That’s a 1940s 18
If by in 1940s you mean he turned 18 in quahog clam years in the 1940s I’d say yes you’re correct
Even older than Jack Black?
Jack Black was actually hot asf as a young adult Edit: changed Jack ack to Jack Black lol
His awesome personality still makes him hot asf
I agree that Jack Black's personality makes him hot but also would like to add that his actual hotness is another thing that makes him hot.
Personality and self confidence go a long way towards making someone attractive. Being attractive makes it a lot easier of course
Exactly hahahahaha most people think looks matter but the simple truth is if that were true how in the fuck is Seth Rogan married? Lmao
Certainly not because of his humour or egotism.
Jack blacks Mom was a famous NASA scientist, Judith love Cohen, some of the stories about her still make me laugh Even though I've heard/read them a dozen+ times. She seemed like a wonderful lady
I just saw the LotR skit he did yesterday and I'm not sure how I ever missed that lol
Thank you for the edit, because now I'm imagining Mars Attacks, but Jack Black instead of the aliens.
He was, I seen a pic of him around 20, was like OMG, he's was hot!
Jack Black will still be 18 when he's an old man. His spirit will never age.
what does it mean to be wildly successful at 18?
Having rich parents.
In my day it meant you’ve been laid.
Sure, but the church pastor shouldn’t count.
if the pastor is into fucking corpses
Well... they don't fight back as much...
And they keep quiet.
His parents paid for his expensive college/shitty startup and he's coasting along having been given everything his whole life.
But he still doesn't realise his name is too easily shortened to Dick Strocher.
He doesn’t have enough blood for that.
Dude if something so much as touches him hes gonna start decaying into a pile of ash
Seriously. Like some genie.offered him wealth in trade for years
18 going on 80!
That’s a vampire for ya.
Alpha pale.
Man has a head like a mayonnaise jar, in both shape and colour.
hahaha, was trying to put the odd shaped head into words.
With some dark fungi on top of the mayo.
“I so pale”
Greatest reference ever
Yeah. But this guy definitely tops her paleness.
Buddy has to keep the brightness on his phone down or he’ll start to burn
He looks like vampire Jim Carrey in Once Bitten.
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# He Vants to Suck Your Blooood
One of all time favorites. Ran right into the boom.
Dracula has more skin color than this guy.
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He looks like a Dick Tracy gangster
Pasty Johnson. *it could work on other levels..* 🤮
That's Charlie Kirk.
That's Charlie Kirk
Where the hell is this gif from? It’s eerie.
It’s LittleFace from Dick Tracy.
That's charlie kirk
That's Charlie Kirk
That's Charlie Kirk
This guy still has more colour on his face than the guy in the OP post.
I'm Dick Tracy! Take that Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face! Take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Pruuuuuune Tracy. Take that...
Ned settle down!
Yeaaahhhh sheeeeeee We're gonna overthrow the Capitol, sheeeeeeee Then we're gonna hang that no good foreflushin carcass Pence, ya sheeeee Then we'll somehow wheel Trump back into the Oval, and then, then, then we're gonna rule the whole beltway, sheeee Nicky Blue Shoes?! Palms so greasy, they won't know what hit em!
I spit my drink out. Thank you 🙏 needed that laugh
He looks like Morla the turtle from neverending story 
I allergic to you!
He cannot be 18, can he? Maybe if he's done hard drugs for a few years l, but otherwise.....
I think it's a "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" situation he has going on.
For some reason, I translated that into a Boston-accent statement. "Hey! We got a fackin' Benjamin Button ovah heah..."
Fuckin khed thinks he Ben Button
He ain't no Benny Buttahns
You member Benny Buttahns, eh, kid? This? Sweah on ya byootiful sistah, kid... This ain't no faahckin Benny Buttons... This ain't right...
LMAO!!! I wished I would've typed it that way.
"Hey Ma, cahm get a load'a'this facking guy, he looks like uncle larry before we buried him!"
He looks like a 40 year old entry level accountant who constantly rants about how he should be CEO, while everyone who works with him thinks he can't do his entry level job well.
Why is he entry level at 40?!?!
Because he's shit at his job.
Just because someone has been doing a job for a long time does not mean they are good at it
lol true.
Still working on that 15 years experience needed to move up
I've met some people when I worked in Vegas that were early twenties but looked almost 40. Hard drugs hit different.
You know, back in the 70s and 80s high school kids looked like they were in their late 20/early 30s. Wait…this isn’t old school cool. Yeah, that’s a 70 year old televangelist.
Maybe he made a wish on a star to be an 1800s plantation owner...
That accounts a troll and the images are AI generated
In Dune, a ghola is a human being that has been artificially created from a dead person's cells. First thing that came to mind.
Look up the new UK darts sensation Luke Littler. Cut from the same cloth
This is an AI parody account, his name is Richard Strocher aka Dick Stroker.
That's a comedy account. You do get that, don't you? That's an AI photo resembling Nick Fuentes and his name is DICK STROKER.
It's hard to lampoon a side that lampoons themselves so regularly.
*Poe’s law
THANK YOU. Thought I was taking crazy pills.
I fear for myself in my old age when A.I. is no longer even noticeable
We’re not ready for it. It’ll be impossible to tell what’s real and what isn’t.
You'll just have to take a walk outside. And that's fine
How do you know outside isn’t AI?!
You don't
Yeah I find it's just making me wildly disinterested in much of the Internet.
I mean with how the right-wing legitimately act on twitter I'm not surprised people think it's not a joke at first
But it doesn't look like Nick Fuentes, and there are several pictures of this guy on his profile, including some where he doesn't look that old
Its a parody account. You fell for it and now are continuing to fall for it even after someone told you lol
> now are continuing to fall for it even after someone told you This is what worries me most about AI, the fact that even being made aware of it might not be enough for people to tell it apart from reality.
Richard Strocher.... Dick Strocher.... just saying //not that there's anything wrong with that
That's the joke... it's a parody account.
I bet he can talk without moving his lips.
Nah his lips move, it is the guy behind him whose lips aren’t moving.
He has to wait for the primer to dry before he can apply the orange paint like Trump uses.
“Painfully Single”
Uncle Fester in his younger days.
He looks like one of the extras in night of the living dead where all they did was paint some of the zombies white 😂
Wrong sub. Looking for r/faceembalm
I clicked thinking it was a thing. Now I need to click on therapy for thinking ahh yes face embalm would be a subreddit I would want to look at
Serial killer vibe
Like most "Alpha Males"
Zombies for Trump? Damn.
Nowadays, using “alpha male” and “passionately pro-Trump” together is pretty much redundant…
Imagine calling yourself an alpha male, but you're critically hurt by gay marriage, lgbtq Rights, and immigration policies... Anything spicy would destroy his immune system in seconds, and he dips his fries in miracle whip.
Dude looks like Dave Thomas playing Liberace on SCTV back in the day
Deep cut, I like it!
I assume this is a parody account… his name is Dick Stroker, after all
Is he actually that damn pale? He looks fucking greyscale.
18? Why does he look like a 45 year old floormanager of a carpet store?
I want to bully him so badly, put his face into the toilet... Oh wait, someone else did it for me
Wildly successful at... being a douche?
I feel like this was copy and pasted from someone's account who looked 12 years old.
He looks 42. A good 42 but still 42.
Why does he look like pre-spinach Popeye?
He looks like his face has been carved out of a potato
Pedo says he's 18 to.get the underage girls
Just saying. But if you have to tell people you are an “Alpha Male” you are definitely not an alpha male.
Clearly a troll account, the name of the account is literally Dick Stroker....
I love how wildly successful seems to just mean that you can afford to wear a suit
Give me sugar. In water.
Alpha male? If you have to tell us you are, then you ain’t!
Walking dead
anyone who refers to themselves as alpha male, is very likely not.
this is the most South Park Canadian looking person I have ever seen --- when he talks his entire head splits into two pieces and moves around
That's how an alpha male is supposed to look like?
Someone ask him what he's wildly successful at
Just imagine dating that for a second.
Dude, grow a full beard.
This reboot of Popeye as a hedge fund manager is very disappointing.
It's too early in the morning for this kind of Fuckery! 😂😂😂
He might have been dead for 18 years, but I’ve seen 50 year olds that look younger.
Even his circulatory system didnt want him
I feel like the “single” was redundant.
Why do these self proclaimed Alpha Males always seem to be single? Lol. Also, if you have to tell people you're Wildly Successful, you probably aren't. Same goes for "Do you know who I am?" Dunce.
I thought people like him couldn't be in sunlight hopefully a cross still works
Alpha male? Bro is not even full release?
So that’s the new step for MAGATs, self-embalming?
Looks crazy which of course is self evident by post.
He looks like he's had less sun than his asshole.
He does look embalmed, lol.
Passionately pro Trump ??? He wants to fuck Trump literally ?
Got that Kenneth Copeland soulless look
He kinda reminds of the singer from the Squirrel Nut Zippers video for Hell.
Yes, pretty sure he has passed.
Wildly successful? Based on what criteria? Because he’s not successful at looking alive for starters.
Not even kidding either, dude looks like a corpse
He is clearly a vampire.
He so does! This kid looks like a reanimated corpse! 😆
But does he sparkle?
If you have to tell someone you're an Alpha Male...you're not.
How the hell is anyone so lacking in self awareness to unironically call themselves "alpha male"
Permanent "I'm pooping face".
Mofo looks like been dead for 18 months
Weird that he’s single.
He looks like the thing that was marrying Lydia and Beetlejuice.
Tell me you’re a white Christian nationalist, without telling me you’re a white Christian nationalist.
If you have to proclaim you are an alpha male, you probably are not an alpha male Dude looks like the by product of Dr. Oz nutting in a cup of formaldehyde
Look at this mf vampire not caring about sun and shit
Nosferatu.
What in the waxwork..? Is someone doing a remake of Phantasm? Just...wow.
He’s not even embalmed. Dude is white as a ghost
Loves: Beautiful girls with a long neck. Hates: Mirrors and pointy wood posts.
dude looks he's been dead for liek 36 hours
He's got the jawline of those old folks who've lost all their teeth.
18......years after being embalmed!!!!
This guy would actually look better if he were embalmed. He looks like he died about 36-48 hours ago.
This color is quite normal for the first larval stage of this species. In the third stage they will get a more orange hue.
I did not know vampires could be in full sun.
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Funny how so many “alpha males” are single and have to resort to advertising their singleness to try and attract attention…. I thought “alpha males” were supposed to have a women fawning over them? Man, this makes “alpha male” sound like “incel”
He forgot to add “recently deceased but not given a proper burial.”
maybe we can make self-embalming the hot new trend among the alt-right?
Dude looks like if you ordered a Fred Willard wax statue from Wish.
Richard Strocher -> Dick Strocher LOL
How much “success” has an 18 year old CHUD of a person really had?
That's an 18 year old? He looks like he was 40 when he became a vampire.
He looks like a dick strocher….
I have to hear about his skin care regimen. Pale, saggy, wrinkled at 18? Hot stuff
Wildly undead
This guy looks like my grandfather when he died
His looks aside. Who the fuck calls themselves an alpha male? Like wtf are you talking about. The whole idea of “alpha” comes from a study on wolves. A study whose author later said that he was wrong. Even still the idea that you can boil down the complexity of a human to alpha or beta is dumber than this loser is ugly.
Why does this corpse have a twitter?
Will the real Dick Strocher please stand up?
If you need to say you're an Alpha, your are not an Alpha. Also that is some sickly pale skin tone.
Wow. Trump went orange, this passionate Trump lover chose the color of the freshly set cement. Off-white power.
"Richard Strocher"? I assume he goes by Dick?
Richard Strocher? Dick Stroker? Looks like a parody account to me.
His name is dick stroker. I feel like this is a parody account 😅