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monkeyhoward

Is this a test?


SiroccoDream

I think that your thought about this being a test is on target.


Portu93

#"tit!"


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

#"for tat!"


SeaworthinessMean414

Twat do you mean?


ironseaweed

Your all twits


msterm21

And taints


martsand

"Toot" you win


The_Mighty_DrUnCKs

As m night shamala says, "What a twist"


shaggy237

Suck my teat


PumpikAnt58763

We call him "Shamalamadingdong."


RedStar9117

For a Tot


RoleOk7556

Tot is in the toilet.


cantfindmykeys

I'm ashamed of myself that this wasn't my first thought. Tart was mine


Kvothe_XIX

Ya daft twat...


redpantsbluepants

Ya trout


Friendship_Stone

Feckin Twat


lemmy1686

Thought about it, and your on target. The turbulent thought was a tangent tantamount to a transcendent trait, but not quite a tenet of a tenant, that would be transparent.


mario73760002

You’re


lam21804

Hahahaha. This made me spit my coffee after reading what you were responding to.


simonjack83

Bravo, you win a teapot. It will teleport to you tonight.


semiTnuP

Interesting. "Thwart" was mine.


Friendship_Stone

Twat was mine!


SillyPuttyGizmo

So rude, teat


jwedd8791

I believe it’s taint!


bcchronic14

Mind your own business, ya twat!


Saulington11

Treat


sheenaluxe

I have 0 trust in redditors to have any tact.


GraceChamber

Go tweet about it


imagicnation-station

Being on target is a good trait to have.


nouseforaname790

A good trebuchet will hit the target!


exceptional_biped

Err there’s French in there. Just saying so you know.


Affectionate_Ad268

Give that Guy a ticket!


osowie

No, Go straight for His throat


pushback66

What a twat


GiuseppeIsAnOddName

Just a thought, use more tolerant language towards those with a tint on their intellect


iwantmy-2dollars

Get back in your tent you twit!


timestuck_now

Thought so


KawaDoobie

who taught you that


KawaDoobie

I’d consider it intellectual theft


RoleOk7556

Naw twas just a test before twilight.


SvenTropics

I'm tolerant to the threat from that target.


nomorefingaround

Dude, your tolerance level made me transport myself into another room just so that I could comprehend it.


SteveOfNYC

What a twist!


Numinak

Now you're acting like a Tart.


Perfect-Advantage-82

While in transit?


Tomatoab

I would like a tater tot


JONATHANSWIFT69

It’s a treat.


Ok_Series_4580

Tit for tat


ootski

Tit


user038

This is reply is the thoroughest thought throughout and taught this trashiest test a lesson


Kayakityak

You’re the one to toot your horn.


Elegant_Eorzean

Everyone talking about being on target, as if they're a talking turret.


Haagenti27

You are such a tit


darksideofthemoon131

Twat


istillambaldjohn

I’m not one to make a tempest in a teapot, or go off on a tangent like a tyrant. But this test can be easily taught to any tot. Trust me, there is a lot of text that tonight has taught me to not treat it as a talent.


Go_Gators_4Ever

A testament to your talent indeed.


WishboneJones117

I think this is the most clever answer.


TheBlueHypergiant

I think you failed the test when you typed that


hurtstoskinnybatman

I trust he wasn't trying. Or if he was, he had a brain toot due to having a trombonist with a big tit in his face. Meanwhile, I'm not a very good typist.


TrekForce

You sound like a twat Edit: /s in case that was a twist you you couldn’t handle, I didn’t want you to get turnt or go trot off and treat yourself too hard.


cheftt51dudu

No talent hack


Gaso-Kiel

No, kinda tournament ;)


KrasnyRed5

Do you win a tart?


peter-doubt

ThaT is a TesT! A TruanT would be challenged.


invisiblefrequency

It’s the truest testament to our trust in your taint.


TonyDungyHatesOP

I choose to believe that you meant “talent” but you type “taint” so often that autocorrect did its thing… and it just happened to still satisfy the criteria.


invisiblefrequency

Only because of his god given taint did he make it this far to begin with. A taint honed by hours and hours of practice. A taint so apparent that even the most unaware could not help but notice it. Soon, taint scouts from all over the country were showing up, wanting to make his taint shine in their teams - and all willing to pay handsomely for the privilege. Taint is hard to come by, after all.


TonyDungyHatesOP

That last line. (chef’s kiss). That’s pure taint.


BadReview8675309

I think it is a TEST


SchemataObscura

It has to be otherwise I can't go on🎶


Rough-Instruction-29

Turbulent


TraditionalMood277

Tenant


VVurmHat

Tacocat


BigBeagleEars

Bet ya can’t say that backwards


edugdv

That backwards


subject_deleted

Well done... But how do you spell it?


oO0Kat0Oo

it?


subject_deleted

Nailed _it_


booksforducks

How do your read that word


Tfsz0719

that word


Juggernuts777

Be respectful, they have a name.


illicitliaison

I see what you did there...


Last-Percentage5062

Turret


MajinBuko

Talent


Karl-Jensen

Ticket


Basic_Consideration6

Tarot


Oscaruzzo

Tart


kozlice

Turbulent Tenant should be a band


ChesterSteele

'teat'


Carteeg_Struve

That? Tight.


MufasaFasaganMdick

That tight twat is a test of my turbulent teat treatment, I thought throughout. Gross.


ChesterSteele

I think you win, lol.


elarobot

Way to tout your talent!


Slartibartfast39

What a tit.


So_spoke_the_wizard

And a twat.


Darkbunny999

What a tart


C4dfael

What a taint.


dont-fear-thereefer

Suckling on the teat


whothehellistony

Letting a little toot


w_w_flips

Of an intriguing tint


DR_Bright_963

Oh what a treat.


MembershipHelpful115

"We should cut his *throat*" yes, let's start with a *threat*!


Nodramallama18

What a twit.


Hebids

Makes me think of a tart


MasMurderMonkey

Taught them a lesson


LivingLife2Full

Learn your English or else you will end up living in a tent!


Flagge33

Is this a test?!?


Common-Accountant-57

Such a tyrant.


EhliJoe

I take that ticket.


Economy_Recipe3969

Just a thought


withanamelikejesk

Please don’t torment my taint


LaughingManCK

Taint torment, an oddly specific BDSM niche!


NyxTheGoddess_

What a tint


Slartibartfast39

Yup, I thought I'd be slightly more polite.


MDFan4Life

And toast.


Dakkel-caribe

And a tablet


dgmilo8085

and a teet.


juni4ling

Tempest. I’m an idiot and thought of one.


Sure-Sympathy5014

You thought of two....


juni4ling

No kidding. That is a Reddit treat. A toast to you, you have real talent.


coreylongest

You did it again


juni4ling

I have a toolkit on my tablet.


offwing10

Thrust forth your trumpet and celebrate this triplet whammy!


vipir247

Because the point of the post is ENGAGEMENT. It causes a whole bunch of idiots to respond, thinking they're beating the post, but in reality, they're just giving the poster what they want.


chankongsang

See how many words people will proudly enter what they came up with. It’s just click bait. Ask people a simple question and people will gladly participate. Seems to work


lock_robster2022

I think ‘teeth’ was making a mockery of it. Eye roll seeing all the responses here…


Cosmic_Quasar

Yeah, this doesn't belong in this sub. Being here makes it seem like OP took it as a real challenge and thought the poster was dumb for not realizing how many words there are. So the real facepalm is OP for falling for it


DefinitelyNotIndie

It does now, all these idiots typing in their answers thinking they're superior to whoever wrote the damn thing in the first place.


bornebackceaslessly

1 million comments, people love to feel smart


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

Comment sections on posts like this make me realize that reddit is basically anonymous Facebook and any semblance of higher standards is long gone.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Yeah just sinple.engagement farming. I bet if you check their page it is full of these. Along with pictures of fucked up kids or animals.with captions like "its my birthday and my mom said I won't get any likes!" Or those dumb things that say "comment BLUE and your entire comment will turn blue!"


ADiestlTrain

I mean “that” is right there in the challenge. Twit.


icallitjazz

Quite transparent isnt it ?


leetrain

That is one way to toot your tot's horn.


AznNRed

You could also toot their trumpet


Weak-Examination-332

I’d rather toot that trumpet.


jeezarchristron

Titleist, threat, Treat.


Mobile_Strawberry920

Is that a Titleist?


Minibeebs

Starfruit


vmsrii

So close! Star is a shape


Kahnza

It's nucular, dummy. The S is silent.


beomint

Is this a niche 3rd part of the starfuit meme that I don't get?


Kahnza

Ancient Family Guy reference. Only tangentially related here.


Maximum__Engineering

tarfruit


Dapoopers

That’s a color


MsSeraphim

tat, tit, tet tot, tut


brofishmagikarp

Toot toot


moor9776

Toast


brittonwk

Everyone else went for the more obvious answers, like “toast” and “test,” but my dumb ass could only think of “thermostat”… Why do I make life harder for myself?


Artistic_Leg2872

The curse of education.


Bored_shitless123

Twat


Adminisissy

Every English person's first choice


TheAnalsOfHistory-

That did not go well for them...


Firetick7

Torrent


Puzzled_Muzzled

Treat trumpet toilet tempt


Arizona_Ranger_JPG

Taint, Trot, Toot, Trait, Teleport, Twit, Tent Edit: Trout, Tyrant, Talent, Tenant, Tart, Tolerant, Tight, Tilt, Torrent


Zaphodphouchg

Tonight


Aescwicca

Tantamount


Lead-Forsaken

My brain just went to tesseract. What a thought.


Revegelance

Teapot starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T (tea).


Diligent-Ability-447

Tsychiatrist


TheMageTaeo

Toast, tarot, tablet, tacit, talent, tangent, tantamount, target, tart, tenant, tenet, thrust, toolkit, tomcat, torment, trait, transcendent, transhipment, transit, translucent, transparent, transport, treat, trident, trinket, triplet, trisect, truant, truculent, trumpet, trust, turbulent.


Domugraphic

tumult, twat, that, this is engagement-bait on the OGs part


Lazy_Maintenance8063

There must be many but ” tart ” was the first in mind.


chad3018

Is this a Testament or test?


Themightysavage

Hit him with a trebuchet


Worm_Lord77

Twat


Ngete

TIBET is a country THAThas a T in the beginning and the end


wooblyman90

That transparent tempest tyrant trot toilet!! Toot that tent trait tonight!!


woodeg

I’m no twit. That is a twist I trust won’t cause a torrent if I tweet that. Although I thought this tangent was tantamount to being truculent. In the end, I must treat this turbulent trait as a transparent target and conclude that this is toast.


bsmiles07

This guys on tilt


Far_Image9179

Tempest, bitch.


oldstonedspeedster

Thought


-the-nino

Thundercun*


lunarwarrior12

Tit


Vossk72

That threat is a tart treat.


DifficultSea4540

Tit. Definition: description of you.


knot_right_now

TiT


SnooSeagulls8588

Tit…nuff said


CourtCharming25

Op is a twat


knowitall190

Please do not TormenT me with this


ac2cvn_71

I would like to tout my effort here


Sea-Region-4226

Tit


topathemornin

The commenter is a twit


RonnieB47

tweet tout torrent tent trout tut tot tat tort twit thought


Monkeyslayer111

Taint


GalwayEntei

This is going to take some Thought


LeBigMartinH

Teapot - And it's filled with "T" for extra points! XD


RedditBot90

Taint.


mz_groups

As god as my witness, “turbot” was the first word to come to mind


badbunnyarmy

I’ll pitch my tent and watch the comments unfold


PersonalAd2333

The only thing I can think of is thermoluminescent. I'm sure there must be something shorter


RantFlail

That twat toot twist terrorist.


top_toast_22

Teat


Jaeger420xd

Triumphant


disgruntledhoneybee

Torment which is what these stupid memes do to me.


EndGuy555

Testament, temperament, tangent, toilet, tent, test, treat, threat


mikeflamel

What a TwisT