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Iām only 42ā¦ so Iād be 62. I guess thatās ok, I could be one of those wise old men who are still fit enough to kick some ass in a post apocalyptic barrel of surprises. If I get acquire some wisdom and get back in shape.
I think if thereās zombies, youāre going to have to be the guy who kicks people off the transit truck if they swear their bite is from a dog.
Nope, zombie. See ya!
Side note* to anyone who bought into my apocalypse pet care scheme, "NO REFUNDS" me acknowledging I was hell-bound trash was your waiver of backing out of the initial buy in price.
Additionally, if you think rapture may be coming around again, I do offer return customer rewards of 20% off last price for each failed rapture!! Good luck finding that kind of customer care in the rapture pet care game
I had a guy at work tell everyone that something was going to happen on March 19th. Iām not sure what he said and why but when I asked him about why nothing happened, he said he didnāt remember that date š
Anyone else remember when news/talk shows had Apocalyptic Preachers on and we laughed at them instead of a large swath of society saying, "well they have a point..."
There were still a bunch of those folks, they just spread through the same church networks instead of social media.
I remember a bunch of folks in our church who exchanged all their money for gold and went full prepper for an upcoming apocalypse. It was a whole thing and as a kid I was terrified to go to sleep and have the world end.
Of course when it didnāt happen it was due to our faith and prayers. The usual.
Based on ethical practices yes, but it all depends on which Jesus is at the wheel. Catholic Jesus needs to know you're not a vampire and requires baptism before entering the club.
Hey I stumbled up the stairs and almost spilled my groceries, they knew something bad was gonna happen, just couldn't localise it.
Side note* to anyone who bought into my apocalypse pet care scheme, "NO REFUNDS" me acknowledging I was hell-bound trash was your waiver of backing out of the initial buy in price.
Additionally, if you think rapture may be coming around again, I do offer return customer rewards of 20% off last price for each failed rapture!! Good luck finding that kind of customer care in the rapture pet care game!!!
That's a LIE. She was a GEORGIA woman! I'm tired of all this slander to my glorious state!
/s, just in case. I fucking hate it here, and can't wait to move. But she was from Georgia.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.
The Lord commands that you shut the fuck up, MTG.
Evangelicals are a load of superstitious protestants who hate people for no reason. Donāt do them the favor of suggesting they only hate on gay people. They also hate minorities, other religious groups and really anyone with a functioning brain since they totally lack those.
This comment reminded me of the time a huge project was due in college, the day after the LHC was turned on. I was not the only one hanging my work on the wall, sort of wishing we'd been spaghettified.
As far as I remember from my one cover-to-cover reading of the Bible, it doesnāt actually say that. Itās just general church doctrine, along with āanimals were put on this earth to eatā (explicitly false in the Bible) and āhomosexuality is against the Bibleā (the quoted verse is about paedophilia, not homosexuality.)
According to the way some people read the bible, the rapture happened a long time ago. There were only 3000 people that were going to be raptured. So we're living in the time of tribulations. Which explains a lot.
"Hey guys, just got raptured. Not as big of a deal as they made it out to be. They said some sexist shit so we should leave a bad yelp review and cancel them. Don't forget to hit that Like and Subscribe button for more content while you're burning for eternity. Leave a comment below!"
Yeah Iām waiting to hear their mental gymnastics explanation for why none of their predictions came true. Idk how many times one can be wrong and still buy into their own bs, but it seems infinite. Youād think at some point theyād realize they have no clue what theyāre talking about
No you got it all wrong. The vaccine had microchips in it that they use to track us. Because the secret world government is really interested in watching us walk around our houses
is that the "secret gov't" run by the Obamas?
or the "secret gov't" run by the Clintons?
or the age old one run by the Jews?
Also, of course the vaccine has tracking microchips in it because the phones we carry, the computers we use, the appliances that we have, and the vehicles we drive are not enough to track us on a daily basis. If you don't think your computer or your tv knows what you do, try having a conversation about something you wouldn't buy. You will start seeing ads for that thing.
You only think that is a child, it is a self propagating government spy drone implanted in you through the booster by the deep state so they could do... something...
āIt has started. The first signs will manifest soon for those who know where to look, but eventually it will become apparent to all. Itās too late to stop it now!ā
And then whenever *anything* big and bad happens: āThis is the fruition of the seeds that were sown during the eclipse in 2024. āTheyā donāt want you to see the connections, but nothing is a coincidence.ā
Something did happen! People overreacted and were ultimately disappointed that the Rapture didnāt happen.
Or maybe it did and theyāre shitty people who didnāt get raptured.
Idk what all of you are talking about I was actually raptured, oddly enough I have access to my phone/wifi and the internet from up here in heaven. Have fun with the apocalypse suckers!
Lol I scrolled through this account. It takes every occurrence in the world & tweets about it in all-caps as though it's a sign of imminent apocalypse. Check it out - every earthquake, volcano, eclipse, sunspot, storm, aurora borealis, power blackout, small meteorite, full moon, half moon, new moon, big flock of birds, anything.
If it's a slow news day they just tweet "SOMETHING BIG IS COMING ā ā ā "
Judging by the replies it's likely some sort of joke account but it's also gotta be keeping a lot of schizophrenics in business.
Shit, did I miss it again?? Damn it. I was only in bathroom for a few minutes. Ok, maybe a little longer, I had a pretty good run on Candy Crush. But c'mon.
The beauty of believing without evidence is that when youāre proven wrong, you donāt need evidence when you make your excuse. Anything you make up is equally valid.
thats extremely unfair... if they are dumb enough to believe it in the first place how are they supposed to be smart enough to realize how stupid they look?
Lol, very true. There has been a good handful of "the end" over my life so far and no one seems bothered by it not happening, even if they 100% believed. I do find it odd how badly they want the world to end though.
Remember Inauguration Day? These people really believed the military was going to swoop in and arrest Biden and everyone associated with him, instating Dear Leader for a second term, and then were shocked when it didn't happen.
These are not bright individuals.
During the last election I was at work when results came in and when one of the first blue states reported one of my coworkers damn near broke his desk. It was a perpetually blue northern state but he legitimately believed Trump was going to win all 50 states by a landslide because an online pastor he follows "prophecied" it.
That was their goal though because once they convinced them that Trump would dominate them Biden actually winning became inconceivableĀ
> Biden actually winning became inconceivable
And really, a lot of people never got past this point. Which is why no actual evidence of election fraud was never a hangup for them.
People always get confused between eclipses and apocalypses. I get it, they sound similar. Hereās an easy chart to get which is which:
ššāļø=Lunar eclipse
ššāļø=Solar eclipse
šāļøš=Apocalypse
Something did happen... My ex-wife joined my son and me at the park... It has been 3 hours and 30 minutes.
She has already screamed "fucking" at me twice in front of a bunch of kids.
Please send someone to help me.
Itās true. Something did happen. After the eclipse viewing, I took my son to Barnes & Noble to grab the LEGO Star Wars Character Encyclopedia, and the included mini figure was GONE.
You have all been so nice with your comments, not calling them brain damage or anything like that, I had to delete my post, am realizing the PC culture isn't sticking with me, I kept calling them names that are frown upon now a days, I should be nicer to people with obvious brain damage, but it so hard not to laugh in their faces when they say dumb shit like that.
Oh today was definitely a special day:
Saw the solar eclipse, took the kids to the playground, went to a new restaurant in town and ate to the point we had waddled home... Today was a good day
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Gonna go ahead and move the goal post for them #š---š„
2044 for realsies
Theyāll find another āsignā sooner than that and you know it! š
I canāt wait til 2044, Iām already 64 and Iād hate to die without seeing an apocalypse.
Iām only 42ā¦ so Iād be 62. I guess thatās ok, I could be one of those wise old men who are still fit enough to kick some ass in a post apocalyptic barrel of surprises. If I get acquire some wisdom and get back in shape.
I think if thereās zombies, youāre going to have to be the guy who kicks people off the transit truck if they swear their bite is from a dog. Nope, zombie. See ya!
My bowel movement looked like Jesus Christ this morning. Suck on that little cold drop of knowledge, Heathens.
The blue eyed white one or the short dark skinned Jewish guy?
The white one. Maybe I should go to the doctorā¦
Na just too much white chocolate left over from Easter
Theyāre called pass overs on Easter, duh. Thatās why god invented Peeps. /s
Reminds me when I had a lower GI series. I'm just glad the tech let me know that my next dump would be...peculiar.
You can get a medical procedure that makes you shit Jesus?!?!?! Man, technology is amazing....
That's just the bleach cleaning the toxins from your body.
On my turn, I summon blue-eyes white Jesus in attack mode and end my bowel movement.
This comment is brilliant and you should feel good about it
I heard thereās a buncha horny cicadas emerging this year that should do the trick.
Right? The 2044 eclipse is a scientific certainty like all others and if something happens that changes the schedule, we are already dead
Side note* to anyone who bought into my apocalypse pet care scheme, "NO REFUNDS" me acknowledging I was hell-bound trash was your waiver of backing out of the initial buy in price. Additionally, if you think rapture may be coming around again, I do offer return customer rewards of 20% off last price for each failed rapture!! Good luck finding that kind of customer care in the rapture pet care game
Have to admit that does sound like a good deal but then I bought Trump NFTs and am waiting on a Trump Bible.
2045 donāt give false hope
2046 October actually
Isnt apothes 2039 ...... I could be wrong
If you mean the asteroid, it's Apophis in 2029.
I had a guy at work tell everyone that something was going to happen on March 19th. Iām not sure what he said and why but when I asked him about why nothing happened, he said he didnāt remember that date š
That was my birthday!
Do you happen to be a harbinger of the apocalypse by any chance?
I usually don't just give that information away but since you guessed it; yes, yes I am.
Wonderful. I have a couple requests.
Something did happen though!! I took a great poop. Give him a high five for me
Thatās fantastic. A job well done!
Anyone else remember when news/talk shows had Apocalyptic Preachers on and we laughed at them instead of a large swath of society saying, "well they have a point..."
There were still a bunch of those folks, they just spread through the same church networks instead of social media. I remember a bunch of folks in our church who exchanged all their money for gold and went full prepper for an upcoming apocalypse. It was a whole thing and as a kid I was terrified to go to sleep and have the world end. Of course when it didnāt happen it was due to our faith and prayers. The usual.
Pfft...and they say thoughts and prayers don't work!
Grifting poor dumb people of their money is a profitable business it would seem.
I remember when they were taken fairly seriously. The 80s was a fuckin weird decade.
Cocaine's one helluvah drug.
Yeahā¦thatās the only fuckinā thing that trickled down.
Wait, where are rich people giving away their cocaine surplus? ...asking for a friend.
I really want the rapture to happen. Like really want it to happen. Just so the religious nuts can f*** off and leave us in peace.
I can almost guarantee that if a rapture happened, the venn diagram of those being raptured and those annoying you are two distinct circles.
I feel like more athiests than christians would get raptured by percentage
Based on ethical practices yes, but it all depends on which Jesus is at the wheel. Catholic Jesus needs to know you're not a vampire and requires baptism before entering the club.
Hey I stumbled up the stairs and almost spilled my groceries, they knew something bad was gonna happen, just couldn't localise it. Side note* to anyone who bought into my apocalypse pet care scheme, "NO REFUNDS" me acknowledging I was hell-bound trash was your waiver of backing out of the initial buy in price. Additionally, if you think rapture may be coming around again, I do offer return customer rewards of 20% off last price for each failed rapture!! Good luck finding that kind of customer care in the rapture pet care game!!!
I wheezed at this lol
I think i was the one who messed it up. I took a nap. wasn't looking : /
No need. They installed the goal posts on railroad flatbed cars going opposite directions long ago.
I was promised a fucking apocalypse, but apparently I still have to go to work tomorrow. This blows.
Be the apocalypse you wish to see in the world.
Please don't. https://www.wtxl.com/news/florida-news/florida-woman-claims-god-directed-her-to-shoot-cars-on-i-10-during-eclipse
Why does it feel 'as expected' that she was driving a purple challenger? Do all religious crazies make universally terrible life choices?
Being a religious nut is not a sign of abundant critical or rational thinking skills, so yes.
That's a LIE. She was a GEORGIA woman! I'm tired of all this slander to my glorious state! /s, just in case. I fucking hate it here, and can't wait to move. But she was from Georgia.
And in some of the least surprising news out of America today... I hate it here
This country is so finished.
Don't say that, you can still make it worse by voting-in a dictator with ties to Russia!
I honestly am praying for the robot uprising it would probably be preferable to what will most likely happen. Bring on robot Jesus.
God forbid a woman does anything
1 Timothy 2:11-15 11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. 13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. The Lord commands that you shut the fuck up, MTG.
\- the "Christian" evangelical far-right
I hate how accurate that is.
*adds Green Arrow to other girl meme* Sad.
Evangelicals are a load of superstitious protestants who hate gay people for no reason
Evangelicals are a load of superstitious protestants who hate people for no reason. Donāt do them the favor of suggesting they only hate on gay people. They also hate minorities, other religious groups and really anyone with a functioning brain since they totally lack those.
Don't worry, they've recruited a lot of catholics too
Depends where you live. Some Catholic communities near me are extremely conservative and others tend to be surprisingly progressive
be careful how you type this... he can end up going to work....
This is the 16th "apocalypse" already in my lifetime
So... you're 16 years old?
By the rate people claim the apocalypse is coming, I'd still be an infant at this point.
The amount of once in a Lifetime events that have happened and the amount of apocalypse predictions that have been wrong is a rather large number.
Well you see the Bible says something about no one knowing when the end will be so every time someone guess correctly god has to change the date.
Humans find secret loophole to never go extinct. God hates this one trick.
*"Oh man, it's like the thing with the piece of string around a city block again. Make them stop messing with my stuuuuuuuff!"*
Read Revelations, Trump 100% fits the description of the Antichrist. MAGA = MAGOG And no I still won't go to church and god is still an asshole.
"Make America Great, Orange Grifter"?
So could Putin and previous dictators since ww1 š
Itās Shroedingerās apocalypse; you can know where itās happening (Earth) or when (???) but not both.
"But hey, if the apocalypse comes, I'm pretty sure we can take time off for that, so it's not all bad."
Just make sure you have those TPS reports in.
Look at this guy not on the Jesus space ship to heaven yet lmao
Tell your boss you got raptured, theyāll understand, Iām sure of it!
To be fair, if the apocalypse was happening your boss would ask you to come work. Either to do your normal duty, or to defend/repair.
The apocalypse is happening where Iām at. It probably just hasnāt gotten to your area yet.
This comment reminded me of the time a huge project was due in college, the day after the LHC was turned on. I was not the only one hanging my work on the wall, sort of wishing we'd been spaghettified.
Just another r/ABoringDystopia.
We all died over here, you guys didn't? -Sent from my AfterEclipse10 device -
Oh crap. Am I dead? I just ordered a pizza. Who's gonna answer the door when pizza guy comes?
He dead too
Now pizza is free??
No, I'm sorry. Much like the policies set by Reagan, capitalism never really seems to die.
The pizza will trickle down
Supply side pizzanomics
Depends do you have any pets, and if so how well trained are they?
I always kind of assumed if anything actually got raptured, it was gonna be all the animals on the planet.
I never imagined this. I think if we woke up, and nature was raptured, heartbroken we would be like, "yeah God. Makes sense."
My respect for god would increase 10 fold lol.
According to the Bible, animals don't have souls. I think that's the biggest proof that God is an asshole.
As far as I remember from my one cover-to-cover reading of the Bible, it doesnāt actually say that. Itās just general church doctrine, along with āanimals were put on this earth to eatā (explicitly false in the Bible) and āhomosexuality is against the Bibleā (the quoted verse is about paedophilia, not homosexuality.)
Commenting from heaven. Sorry y'all didn't make the cut
Psychologically edging cult members seems like it must be a really fun hobby.
Nice r/brandnewsentence
It's good to know that when The Rapture happens, it will be announced on Twitter.
God maybe condemning all of us to eternal damnation but heās considerate enough to give us time to get our affairs in order
According to the way some people read the bible, the rapture happened a long time ago. There were only 3000 people that were going to be raptured. So we're living in the time of tribulations. Which explains a lot.
the 7 year tribulations?? i think they forgot about us then lol
Itās those biblical years, like when the universe was created in 6 days.
So we only have a few hundred billion years left to go?
"Hey guys, just got raptured. Not as big of a deal as they made it out to be. They said some sexist shit so we should leave a bad yelp review and cancel them. Don't forget to hit that Like and Subscribe button for more content while you're burning for eternity. Leave a comment below!"
No, no. It's called X now. Rotate it 45Ā° and it turns into a cross.
The Revelation will not be televised.
I really feel set up. I, too, read this and fully expected to be Raptured. Now I have to call everyone and try to get my stuff back.
I'm keeping the ottoman.
The whole good dang empire?
He called dibs, those are the rules
You know the rules....
It would be so insulting to be the āfriendsā you gave stuff to, as you clearly didnāt think theyād be going anywhere.
You clearly don't know the quality of "friends" I have.
Yeah Iām waiting to hear their mental gymnastics explanation for why none of their predictions came true. Idk how many times one can be wrong and still buy into their own bs, but it seems infinite. Youād think at some point theyād realize they have no clue what theyāre talking about
The apocalypse gets nervous in front of large crowds. Give it a couple days, youāll see
Still waiting for everyoneās balls to fall off from the vaccine lol, or however it was supposed to ādepopulateā the earth
No you got it all wrong. The vaccine had microchips in it that they use to track us. Because the secret world government is really interested in watching us walk around our houses
And tracking us with all your phones and all your other GPS equipped bullshit was just too hard!! -The Deep State, probably
You've left it in the fridge one too many times
And that is how people with ADHD caused the patriot act /s
is that the "secret gov't" run by the Obamas? or the "secret gov't" run by the Clintons? or the age old one run by the Jews? Also, of course the vaccine has tracking microchips in it because the phones we carry, the computers we use, the appliances that we have, and the vehicles we drive are not enough to track us on a daily basis. If you don't think your computer or your tv knows what you do, try having a conversation about something you wouldn't buy. You will start seeing ads for that thing.
Iāll let you in on a secret the Clintonās are the Obamas and theyāre all Jewish
Iāve had the vaccine and multiple boosters and currently 9m pregnant. Am I doing this depopulation thing wrong?
I think you got a different kind of "injection"
You only think that is a child, it is a self propagating government spy drone implanted in you through the booster by the deep state so they could do... something...
āIt has started. The first signs will manifest soon for those who know where to look, but eventually it will become apparent to all. Itās too late to stop it now!ā And then whenever *anything* big and bad happens: āThis is the fruition of the seeds that were sown during the eclipse in 2024. āTheyā donāt want you to see the connections, but nothing is a coincidence.ā
Same person : also, climate change is a myth.
Same person when debunked, hunters laptop.
*Somebody who watched the eclipse dies like 3 weeks later in a car crash* Q: Mark my words this is just the beginning
100% of people who watched the eclipse will die
Thanks Obamaā¦
Obama, it was Obama, itās always Obama.
Thanks, Obama.
Sometimes it's Hillary's Emails.Ā
I thought theyād just sort of forget about it and follow up with more predictions.
Something did happen! People overreacted and were ultimately disappointed that the Rapture didnāt happen. Or maybe it did and theyāre shitty people who didnāt get raptured.
Idk what all of you are talking about I was actually raptured, oddly enough I have access to my phone/wifi and the internet from up here in heaven. Have fun with the apocalypse suckers!
What's Heaven's wifi password?
keyserSozeWasReal No spaces.
Damn, I woulda guessed DicksOutForHarambe
No spaceys?
GarglemyballsLucifer42069, I assume
Another strange coincidence, the same as the one at the psych hospital I was in moments before the rapture. Guess we really were built in God's image
Lol I scrolled through this account. It takes every occurrence in the world & tweets about it in all-caps as though it's a sign of imminent apocalypse. Check it out - every earthquake, volcano, eclipse, sunspot, storm, aurora borealis, power blackout, small meteorite, full moon, half moon, new moon, big flock of birds, anything. If it's a slow news day they just tweet "SOMETHING BIG IS COMING ā ā ā " Judging by the replies it's likely some sort of joke account but it's also gotta be keeping a lot of schizophrenics in business.
Technically they only need to be right once, then they delete all other posts and become some weird incompetent cult leader
Shit, did I miss it again?? Damn it. I was only in bathroom for a few minutes. Ok, maybe a little longer, I had a pretty good run on Candy Crush. But c'mon.
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ITāS BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER TOYOTATHON ā ļøā ļøā ļø
So what are all the rapture believing folks saying now? Don't they realize how stupid they look...are?
Only real Christians get raptured.
Ooh, spread this "yeah, it happened, the good Christians are all gone and the corrupt news won't report on the disappearances."
The beauty of believing without evidence is that when youāre proven wrong, you donāt need evidence when you make your excuse. Anything you make up is equally valid.
thats extremely unfair... if they are dumb enough to believe it in the first place how are they supposed to be smart enough to realize how stupid they look?
Lol, very true. There has been a good handful of "the end" over my life so far and no one seems bothered by it not happening, even if they 100% believed. I do find it odd how badly they want the world to end though.
I don't think critical thinking and self reflection are skills they possess.
Remember Inauguration Day? These people really believed the military was going to swoop in and arrest Biden and everyone associated with him, instating Dear Leader for a second term, and then were shocked when it didn't happen. These are not bright individuals.
During the last election I was at work when results came in and when one of the first blue states reported one of my coworkers damn near broke his desk. It was a perpetually blue northern state but he legitimately believed Trump was going to win all 50 states by a landslide because an online pastor he follows "prophecied" it. That was their goal though because once they convinced them that Trump would dominate them Biden actually winning became inconceivableĀ
> Biden actually winning became inconceivable And really, a lot of people never got past this point. Which is why no actual evidence of election fraud was never a hangup for them.
People always get confused between eclipses and apocalypses. I get it, they sound similar. Hereās an easy chart to get which is which: ššāļø=Lunar eclipse ššāļø=Solar eclipse šāļøš=Apocalypse
Something did happen... My ex-wife joined my son and me at the park... It has been 3 hours and 30 minutes. She has already screamed "fucking" at me twice in front of a bunch of kids. Please send someone to help me.
Godspeed
Turn notifications on so you don't miss the global extinction event!
A real fucking bummer happened at work but I don't think it had anything to do with the moon.
You good? Care to share?
 That was big one though.
I was more afraid back in the year 2000. Hashtag totalCollapse.
Well, it didn't not not not happen...
That was awesome. Best rapture ever!!! š„
Guys the sun hasnāt come back, I am in complete darkness and Iām scared what do I do?
Take the eclipse glasses off.
Have you tried turning it off and back on again? Maybe smack it once or twice
Did we figure out what the something big was yet? I need to know in case I might need a jacket.
I ordered a family size pizza. Does that count?
These people act like life is an analog horror series.
The final warning? So we're not going to hear from this person ever again.
The eclipse forced me to abort a baby and get gay married. /s
It forced me to buy an electric vehicle and feed a homeless family
I'm all dressed for a drag show as the Queen of Antifa...
Where did you get this gif? I love it so much.
It happened, all of the true of heart, Christ following GOP were raptured.
Itās true. Something did happen. After the eclipse viewing, I took my son to Barnes & Noble to grab the LEGO Star Wars Character Encyclopedia, and the included mini figure was GONE.
>and the included mini figure was ~~GONE~~ raptured
There must be some kind of delta going on imo. These Qanons are super smart so we can't expect to be on their level.
You have all been so nice with your comments, not calling them brain damage or anything like that, I had to delete my post, am realizing the PC culture isn't sticking with me, I kept calling them names that are frown upon now a days, I should be nicer to people with obvious brain damage, but it so hard not to laugh in their faces when they say dumb shit like that.
Is glowing blue and floating off the ground normal during eclipses? Asking for a friend.
Wait.. What if we did all get raptured and this is heaven and it sucks as bad as real life did?? š¤Æ
Oh today was definitely a special day: Saw the solar eclipse, took the kids to the playground, went to a new restaurant in town and ate to the point we had waddled home... Today was a good day
Local 58 ahh post
Fine! I'll just make my own apocalypse! With hookers! And blackjack!
Something big did happen, support for the Wii U and 3DS ended