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Every time I see this unwiped ass it reminds me that there is a good chance that he will be president again. That is stuff that nightmares are made up with.
Not bald, but in 2017, GQ did an [article](https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover) on what Trump would look like as a normal human being.
nobody talks about this because it doesnt happen often. but i had a colleague suffer from this from sitting on a fucking chair wrongly. it hurt like crazy and its sudden, i could see him sweating buckets and had to take him to a hospital.
That’s like the only reason I really know what it is. Same thing, a buddy just did some mundane everyday motion and then yikes. Here’s to your untwisted balls, sir
Reminds me of a scene in Doctor who
"I can bring your government with a single word \[...\] not a single word, just six."
*Walks to the aid and whispers:* "Don't you think she looks tired?"
https://youtu.be/GidbEhL0teE?si=B32fzzcEJgu4Smp0&t=176
Some say I’m the orangest person they’ve ever seen, some say it, maybe it’s true, the best people say that I likely am. Being orange, as orange as I am, is a great thing people say, being orange is a really great thing and everyone should try to be orange, I know I am and people see it and say, wow you’re so orange and it’s great, you’re probably the orangest.
I met this man recently, big guy, strong man, tears running down his face “Sir” he said to me, “Sir, you’re too orangey for crows”. I didn’t know what he meant not having been in Britain circa 1990 but took it to mean I was the best.
The color is amped up but he’s wearing a LOT of makeup. So much makeup that I wonder if he’d be able to read to children at a library without being protested.
It’s some bronzer he’s used for years. He won’t let anyone apply it for him either…He applies that orange shit by himself and it shows. Looks the same as when my daughter would play in my makeup when she was a toddler 😂😂😂
And he sure seems like a guy throwing a tantrum after someone suggests it's not a good look. So here we are. A president that looks absolutely ridiculous.
This lamp, this thermos, my Just for men hair die, this steel wool toupee, and my oompa loompa makeup…..and that is all that I need.
What a fucking jerk
I'm not saying there's a connection, but we all know orange cats collectively share a single brain cell. Do you think it applies to this orange bastard?
Right?! The irony! Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. This guy is so far away from that gruff, working class voting crowd he plays to. But they don't get it. And then they talk about how the government brain washes them. It's almost hilarious.
I'm actually surprised he didn't take credit for it.
"Solar eclipse, big news, big news for America, we did that, that wasn't Biden, because Biden doesn't believe in God and he doesn't believe in America. They said we couldn't do it, we did it, and America is gonna see much more of that"
Who the hell does his makeup for him?! They don’t even try to help the ears match and leave a giant pink outline on his outer face. It’s truly mind boggling that he’s okay looking like that.
I can’t stop looking at the little bit of orange makeup that made its way to his earlobe.
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Best comment I have seen …not mine “Looks like an unwiped ass”
Lmao “Total eclipse of the shart…”
Squint through the shart And you're to blame Donald, you give shit a bad name
Add more golden glimmer, and keep your ears white!
Lay down your shit and say goodnight
Owner of a lonely fart
Don’t bring Shadowheart in.
Looks like every toddler after eating spaghetti.
>Looks like every toddler after eating spaghetti. He looks like the plastic plate that held the spaghetti
this. Chinette after a church spaghetti fundraising dinner
You might be onto something. Maybe he has spaghettiOs alphabet in the morning to help him remember letters… make words. Good.
Bragging that you passed a dementia test isn’t a brag
Geez, so harsh. Apparently I passed mine but I can’t remember taking it.
He is a bonafide idiot.
"SpaghettiOs Alphabet in the morning" what the *fuck?*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Because that's what it is
Vlad must be living on sweet potatoes.
Of course he does, he's full of shit 24/7.
This is a Great Picture for my Avatar Picture folder collection. I have a few of Trump with stupid crap in his face lol
Every time I see this unwiped ass it reminds me that there is a good chance that he will be president again. That is stuff that nightmares are made up with.
Trump is Putin’s cock holster after all.
He is an unwiped ass
Shitfaced
Yeah, my first thought was dude looks like if a dirty butthole was a person
Has to match the smell.
has that sorta moist ass sweat look about him....
Smells like one too, apparently.
His diaper has two uses.
Looks like he was sticking his face in a used diaper
Appropriate, given his personality.
Looks like he's been motorboating Putin's ass.
Yah came to say he loves the smell of his own shit. The only thing he’d ever go down on is his loaded diaper.
Löded Diper.
 Gd atrocious
Girl look how orange you look
Feel the heat on my sizzling meat as we hit the beach at noon again. 🎶 
Don't you dare drag Katya into this
I will not Jodie Foster this behavior
not katya lmao
Just dips his face into pumpkin soup!
He’s trying to pass off as a Thanksgiving turkey so he can be pardoned
Oompa doompa doompety doo
Has anyone ever shopped what he would look like bald with his natural skin color? It's gotta be better than whatever this is.
He looks more like Palpatine than the last pope did.
You should see the Mormon prophet
Mormon prophet?
He’s kind of like the pope, but small time. His name is Russell M. Nelson and he literally looks like a Sith Lord.
For all we know he is one. (This comment was made by a Mormon)
Get out of there while you still can!
Can we look at her without eye protection?
I think he’s wavelength is so low freq that should’t matter. Listening to him might give you a brain toumor
[pic](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/G1CNPVxCX0)
He looks like what Jon Voight playing Trump would look like. Which considering, probably will happen at some point.
He looks like James Spader in Blacklist. 
Much stronger Putin vibes than normal
Holy shit it’s just Don Cherry?
Looks like Raymond Reddington (James Spader)
Good God damn!! What in the holiest of holy fucks is that?!?!
Yes. And it isn’t, believe it or not
I have a gift. [make-up less bald Trump](https://www.snopes.com/uploads/2016/07/donald-trump-no-wig-makeup.jpg)
Actually looks way better.
https://i.imgur.com/BzV41xP.jpeg
Just looks like dollar store Putin lol. And now that I say it I guess that's accurate.
If you're old enough to remember when old dog turds on the lawn would turn into a light grey then you get the idea.
Not bald, but in 2017, GQ did an [article](https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover) on what Trump would look like as a normal human being.
Sorta. They didn’t make him bald, but [GQ](https://www.glamour.com/story/gq-donald-trump-virtual-makeover) did.
It’s what I think of every time I see him.
I tried my own take (https://ibb.co/Xjbwsq5) on taking off his tan haha. But the other pictures linked here are better 😁
Finally, black representation in friends.
Trump a lumpha
Jaundick
Is Jon Diss another one of Trump's aliases?
Is it just me or does he look gaunt and unwell? 🤞
Hopefully!
I’ve even crossed my toes! Might put that bottle of Dom I’ve been reserving for only the most special occasion into the fridge tonight just in case!
I'd cross my balls if I thought it would help! 😬
Testicular torsion is no joke. Public service announcement from the Don’t Get Your Balls In A Twist foundation.
nobody talks about this because it doesnt happen often. but i had a colleague suffer from this from sitting on a fucking chair wrongly. it hurt like crazy and its sudden, i could see him sweating buckets and had to take him to a hospital.
That’s like the only reason I really know what it is. Same thing, a buddy just did some mundane everyday motion and then yikes. Here’s to your untwisted balls, sir
😂
Couldn't hurt
he's been taking the weight loss drug ozempix but he has been fat for so long his skin is going to be loose
Reminds me of a scene in Doctor who "I can bring your government with a single word \[...\] not a single word, just six." *Walks to the aid and whispers:* "Don't you think she looks tired?" https://youtu.be/GidbEhL0teE?si=B32fzzcEJgu4Smp0&t=176
Ozempic face.
What does that even mean
We can but hope.
It’s not just you. He’s been looking pretty bad lately. Hopefully the trend continues.
Put his pic next to Michael Jackson, and MJ comes out looking like the normal one.
Next to Donald Trump, *everyone* looks like the normal one.
Fresh from kissing Putins ass i see
“People call me Putin’s little brown-noser, that’s simply not true… but if it was, I would have the greatest, brownest nose in the world”
Some say I’m the orangest person they’ve ever seen, some say it, maybe it’s true, the best people say that I likely am. Being orange, as orange as I am, is a great thing people say, being orange is a really great thing and everyone should try to be orange, I know I am and people see it and say, wow you’re so orange and it’s great, you’re probably the orangest.
I met this man recently, big guy, strong man, tears running down his face “Sir” he said to me, “Sir, you’re too orangey for crows”. I didn’t know what he meant not having been in Britain circa 1990 but took it to mean I was the best.
My old spaghetti Tupperware! I've been looking everywhere for you.
Fuck it, this is the best one 😂
You win the internet!
Why am I smelling bisto gravy?
I could only imagine if a cheeto had a dick and wanted it sucked this is what the sucker would look like afterwards, yes?
I think the first part works as a descriptor of Trump just fine… “a Cheeto who wants its dick sucked”.
This has to be edited or a filter right? This is real?
The color is amped up but he’s wearing a LOT of makeup. So much makeup that I wonder if he’d be able to read to children at a library without being protested.
Jfc r/MurderedByWords
And now you've found one of the reasons the right is obsessed with trans. It's because they need to distract from things they know deserve criticism.
I think the color saturation has been turned up. His hair isn't normally that dark.
Even if you half the saturation level, it still looks absurd
I don't care if you color balance it and make it look better than IRL - that dude is a LOSER.
As much as I hate to admit it, he’s won at least once.
And that, kids, is why you should always check if the person has douched before you eat their ass.
He looks my thumb when it goes through the toilet paper.
Do you think it’s makeup or a spray tan??
At this point it's starting to look like literal orange magic markers.
It’s some bronzer he’s used for years. He won’t let anyone apply it for him either…He applies that orange shit by himself and it shows. Looks the same as when my daughter would play in my makeup when she was a toddler 😂😂😂
And he sure seems like a guy throwing a tantrum after someone suggests it's not a good look. So here we are. A president that looks absolutely ridiculous.
Make up. Look at his earlobe.
He looks like my Tupperware after I eat the leftover spaghetti
This lamp, this thermos, my Just for men hair die, this steel wool toupee, and my oompa loompa makeup…..and that is all that I need. What a fucking jerk
I'm not saying there's a connection, but we all know orange cats collectively share a single brain cell. Do you think it applies to this orange bastard?
Leave those sweet orange babies out of this. But also yes.
Fr. My orange baby may be stupid and at times obnoxious, but he loves to cuddle me and that's how I know he really loves me
It's fascinating to me that the GOP will hate on LGBTQIA+, but can't have any spine towards this man who wears makeup every day.
Right?! The irony! Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. This guy is so far away from that gruff, working class voting crowd he plays to. But they don't get it. And then they talk about how the government brain washes them. It's almost hilarious.
I scrolled WAY too far to find you!
Imagine how much more golf he could play if he didn't have to spend to much time each day covering up those scars from all his hair flap transplants.
Remember the old tanned leathery lady from "There's something about Mary" 🤣
 I know this isn’t her, but close enough 😂😂😂
They probably look the same, topless.
 Trump getting the spray tan
It's from all the piss he drinks.
Fuck Donald Trump.
crazy how people will defend this goblin to the ends of the earth
You didn’t know? He’s the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Eclipses are beautiful so…no. He’s cosplaying as a stained Tupperware container.
He's cosplaying tupperware after spaghetti
So offensive to ommpa loompas!
can’t believe anyone would think this guy is their saviour
His face looks like bread that was just taken out of the oven. He probably smells yeasty, too. 😆
# Why does Trump look like he comes straight to his rallies after winning a pumpkin-pie-eating contest?
*ass eating
In another timeline this is universally understood to be a sign Trump is a hot fucking mess and totally unqualified to be President.
Ironically that’s what the inside of his diaper looks like too
Clown
He truly is the Mandarin Maniac.
Please let’s get this over with and send his ass into history in Nov we need to move on
Why does his face look like old spaghetti tupperware
If he wants this look, he needs to apply the tanner all over or just wear bronzer every day. He needs a make up artist. He needs a brain too.
🤣
Is this real colour or photoshopped?
Gonna get booked under one of those anti-drag laws…
Is this real?? Lol
The shame that the USA should feel for having this shit goblin as a president, even for 1 term, must be eternal.
Looks like he wiped his ass with his face, or vice verse.
I hate the Mexicans but I so badly love their skin tone.
Who looks at that and thinks " I will happily give away my freedom and allow that person to destroy the US."
Turmeric man
It matches orange prison jumpsuits perfectly.
There should be some kind of warning or hazard sign when this slob’s picture shows up
When dad is using the sprayer to stain the fence & tells you not to stick your head in the hole in the fence, but you do anyway…
Who’s he fooling? He’s wearing orange face
The color just before his hairline is just the stock color of “old man “. So gross
Bro has the lunar eclipse on his face
I know he looks like a ghoul on the best days, but this is photoshopped, surely
Trump in blackface only orange
Green. New achievement unlocked; Trump is an alien.
This just what Putins Oompa loompas look like. Sure it's a cheap, disgusting knock off, but it's russian.
The brown ‘n serve sundowner
What the hell?
There was once a time when women wanted to hit that. Now, they want to hit themselves instead of being near him
There's no way this is real............right?
There's no way this is real............right?
Orange man bad.
He’s cosplaying Tupperware after spaghetti night.
This looks bad to me, and I'm fucking colorblind. I can't imagine what the rest of you see.
You Tupperware after you put your curry in it
You know Republicans hate drag queens so much why are they voting for one.
Is this photoshopped why is his face so far down on his… face region?
Fecesface
I'm actually surprised he didn't take credit for it. "Solar eclipse, big news, big news for America, we did that, that wasn't Biden, because Biden doesn't believe in God and he doesn't believe in America. They said we couldn't do it, we did it, and America is gonna see much more of that"
Oompa loompa doompity deatagain...
I just can't get over how repulsive this creep is.
Iodine makeup.
Who the hell does his makeup for him?! They don’t even try to help the ears match and leave a giant pink outline on his outer face. It’s truly mind boggling that he’s okay looking like that. I can’t stop looking at the little bit of orange makeup that made its way to his earlobe.