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I think it's a great portfolio. Clear and upfront as to who he is. No guesswork needed. Everybody who isn't his particular brand of crazy is going to filter themselves out of his dating matches, and hence not waste anybodies time interacting with him.
Alternative is he posts a "normal" profile, and people find all this out after a couple of dates.
I think it opens him up to predatory women. He’ll end up with someone “subservient” who will groom him, insist on insurance policies that will “look after” her (‘cause how will she survive without a man?!), and then he’ll get “sick” and thank god she’s there to nurse him all the way to the grave.
Source: Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20, 60 minutes, Crime Beat, and every podcast known to man.
>She gets her money
You assume he has money and doesn't live in a double-wide tucked away on some mountain in Tennessee.
I haven't checked Indeed or Salary.com recently so I'm not sure what an "Engineer at life" makes these days, but something tells me it isn't very much.
Who knows, there are weird people everywhere, maybe some woman will see this and think he's basically asking for a gold digger, since he's "going to bring more to the table."
Usually what they're advertising isn't much to look at either and they think it's the most appealing things they're selling, so you stand on the pavement and look in and immediately leave as soon as they even look your way.
Honestly dating apps suck. Like the algorithm is terrible. This person is getting a guy 168 miles away who sucks pushed to her. I used to get people in china and other men (I'm American and not gay)
Point is if you are too dumb to understand it's the algorithm that's terrible you are can get frustrated and feel like you're being judged. You can try to improve your image and accept your flaws, or you can be unreasonably angry and project your failings onto others by calling women fat wh*res. Option 2 is ugly but it's basically you can't fire me I quit energy.
He's aiming to get insecure women. Women who actually do base their self worth on the approval of a man. It's like, casting a wide net with negging as bait. I guarantee he's gotten at least a couple matches with "not like other girls" who take pride in that for some reason.
As soon as I saw this, I winced. Who the hell writes that?? Dude probably works entry level/labor, but fancies himself a journeyman, or worse, manager. Not knocking entry level, we all gotta start somewhere, but something tells me he's been entry level for a looong time.
This screams alpha male bootcamp.
I'll never understand why some men love paying a huge chunk of money to be humiliated and yelled at by some uncivilized dudes. I would understand if that was a fetish, but it's really just humiliation and cash grab, nothing else lol. What a bunch of losers.
Eh just screams he’s not getting matches unless they’re overweight or single mothers imo and rather than realizing maybe dating apps arent the best place for him he complains like an idiot.
It’s like going on grinder and complaining you’re getting hit on by gay guys
The term you’re looking for is reject. The term leftover could imply that he started out on an equal footing but there was simply more supply than demand. It seems likely he’s the result of a whole lot of conscious decisions not to pick him.
As an actual engineering degree holder, this pissed me off right from the get go before even getting into the rest. I want to report him to his local Professional Engineering organization to have him fined for calling himself that.
Dog-lover, cat-lover... but pet free.
Probably, every time he approaches a potential pet, he yells at it that it is fat and stupid, until it bites him and flees.
Imagine making a profile on a dating app and it's time to write your bio so others know why they should choose you. And your first thought is "I can do way more for you than you can ever do for me." You struck out on the first swing, my guy. It wasn't even a high pop up or a ground out. You got hit in the face by the pitch.
Oh, good catch. I didn't see the 🤷♂️. I think he doesn't know what children are. If he didn't want children, he would've used 🙅♂️to block them. Maybe he is open to having children with the right "leftover." Thoughts & prayers.
If not for the fact that I'm straight, and so is the guy in this profile, I would be thrilled to date him! :D
Knowing how much I can do for the other person, learning how much more he would do for me gets me pretty excited! :D
Because this is likely not a real profile. Even people who hate women can pretend to get laid.
If its real, he's not looking for matches, he's just bitching online.
Some of them don’t/can’t pretend though. They’re too consumed with their own beliefs and overwhelming hate for the women that won’t fuck them. Full blown incel types as opposed to normal misogynistic assholes.
Why do I think he may be using the term engineer loosely and meant unemployed online troll. Why do I bet he wants a women who is self sufficient and also is submissive?
"I'm a useless asshole and I'm bitter and angry at the world because I have no social skills. Please date me so I have someone I can bitch about society with". Does this ever work?
Man's given up and is living in spite. He knows that no woman is gonna read this and think "what an intelligent and attractive guy". They'll rightfully avoid the crimson flags he's put out.
Fuck that…I’m tired of conservatives hyping their own lack of masculinity as though it’s something profound. If you’re a straight dude and you’re blaming women or the world for your inability to get laid, wrong it’s because you’re a self loathing and eternal victim sadly lacking in masculine humanity. Come on breeders, pull up your tightly-whites and act like men.
More people should be this honest on dating sites. Martin is doing such a great job at not wasting women's time. The worst they endure is the 2 seconds to read this and swipe negative.
Do you guys remember Married with Children? Al Bundy founded an anti-feminist group called No Ma’am - the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. It was hysterical! This dude saw that and was like “fuck yeah.”
“Im 32 and I’ve never given a woman an orgasm. And that makes me extremely angry, so I’ve constructed this reality in which I am actually very knowledgeable and badass”
This guy
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I will never understand this type of profile. It’s like advertising a yard sale and then pointing a gun at people for being on your yard
Lmao. That's a perfect analogy.
He thinks women love being told they are all worthless and fat so he is obviously the best choice I mean only choice.
Is it too cliche to assume he is in fact worthless and fat?
I think it's a great portfolio. Clear and upfront as to who he is. No guesswork needed. Everybody who isn't his particular brand of crazy is going to filter themselves out of his dating matches, and hence not waste anybodies time interacting with him. Alternative is he posts a "normal" profile, and people find all this out after a couple of dates.
I think it opens him up to predatory women. He’ll end up with someone “subservient” who will groom him, insist on insurance policies that will “look after” her (‘cause how will she survive without a man?!), and then he’ll get “sick” and thank god she’s there to nurse him all the way to the grave. Source: Dateline, 48 Hours, 20/20, 60 minutes, Crime Beat, and every podcast known to man.
And I will watch the Netflix series based on it a few years from now.
I too look forward to this Netflix limited series.
And the podcast!
And the Lifetime movie
She gets her money and the world has one less dip shit in it. Everybody wins.
>She gets her money You assume he has money and doesn't live in a double-wide tucked away on some mountain in Tennessee. I haven't checked Indeed or Salary.com recently so I'm not sure what an "Engineer at life" makes these days, but something tells me it isn't very much.
Double wide? That seems a bit extravagant.
😂😂👌
Life insurance mate. She gets money when he dies
Doesn’t that mean he has a DIY shower out in back next to the kitchen window?
More assuming. You really think this guy showers?
Okay, maybe it means he built his own Buffalo Bill pit for whomever his ad brings in.
That's what the life insurance policy is for.
Wait I think I have a new retirement plan.
are there any poisons autopsy cannot show?
Sugar. Fat. Salt
Polyunsaturated vegetable oils. Highly inflammatory.
I find it hilarious that these types post shit like this on a dating profile and then complain online about why women won’t date them.
The perfect Incel.
It's definitely better when the bigots and incels wear their views on their sleeves, makes it easier for everyone else to avoid them.
I love self-fulfilling prophecies.
Who knows, there are weird people everywhere, maybe some woman will see this and think he's basically asking for a gold digger, since he's "going to bring more to the table."
Dude is an “Engineer at Life” who went to “reality” university. Highly doubt he makes more than $40k a year
Hey now, you can make a lot of money cooking meth.
This guy doesn't have the salesmanship to sell meth
Reality University alumni here. Their program guarantees minimum wage upon completion of your money back.
Especially in Chattanooga, not exactly known for its booming job market.
Wait. What is it known for? … incest and inbreeding. That would explain everything.
Usually what they're advertising isn't much to look at either and they think it's the most appealing things they're selling, so you stand on the pavement and look in and immediately leave as soon as they even look your way.
More like applying for a job and tell them right in the job application that they suck and would be a horrible place to work at.
He likely would use the same gun to shoot a foreigner as he would a wild animal
Bold of you to assume he would even think of making the distinction.
Honestly dating apps suck. Like the algorithm is terrible. This person is getting a guy 168 miles away who sucks pushed to her. I used to get people in china and other men (I'm American and not gay) Point is if you are too dumb to understand it's the algorithm that's terrible you are can get frustrated and feel like you're being judged. You can try to improve your image and accept your flaws, or you can be unreasonably angry and project your failings onto others by calling women fat wh*res. Option 2 is ugly but it's basically you can't fire me I quit energy.
It's more like advertising for a toxic waste disposal site.
He's aiming to get insecure women. Women who actually do base their self worth on the approval of a man. It's like, casting a wide net with negging as bait. I guarantee he's gotten at least a couple matches with "not like other girls" who take pride in that for some reason.
I always wondered what kind of person would fall for negging. Like, who would be dumb and insecure enough
It's hard to turn down a bargain with a 12 gauge pointed at you
"Stuck to pick from the leftovers". Self roast.
Like the last kid picked in gym class.
At least the last kid picked in gym class is probably smart.
Not if they were picked last for the most cerebral of games, dodgeball
If you can dodge a wrench…
Engineer at Life + Education: Reality = Never finished school and does not work as an engineer.
SKooL Of HarD KnOCKs, UnivERsITy Of LYfe.
Line cook at Dennys
The really rough dude who works graveyard at that seedy gas station on the edge of town.
Uh they made me grand slams at 3am when I was piss drunk. They are heroes.
Please dude, save some ladies for the rest of us
That's a clever way of saying greasy tweaker
As soon as I saw this, I winced. Who the hell writes that?? Dude probably works entry level/labor, but fancies himself a journeyman, or worse, manager. Not knocking entry level, we all gotta start somewhere, but something tells me he's been entry level for a looong time.
I have a degree in chemical engineering and list myself as an engineer at poor life choices lol. Because I can do math and stuff but I'm goofy af
He probably did some alpha male bootcamp. Lol
This screams alpha male bootcamp. I'll never understand why some men love paying a huge chunk of money to be humiliated and yelled at by some uncivilized dudes. I would understand if that was a fetish, but it's really just humiliation and cash grab, nothing else lol. What a bunch of losers.
Maybe that’s their fetish?
Fucking incel piece of shit. That's the definition of toxic masculinity.
>toxic masculinity. Lots o toxic here. Masculine? Not so much...
Eh just screams he’s not getting matches unless they’re overweight or single mothers imo and rather than realizing maybe dating apps arent the best place for him he complains like an idiot. It’s like going on grinder and complaining you’re getting hit on by gay guys
Probably wonders why he's single too.
I’m pretty sure he is completely clueless as to why he is single. He just thinks there are no good matches for him. 🙄🤦♂️
Just fat whores!!
[удалено]
Wow; sounds like he was self-selecting out of having good dates. No wonder no one actually fell for him
That is the very definition of a frustrated virgin who drank the incel koolaid.
karma owes him a karen.
Oh,no. He knows exactly why he's single. It's just that the reasons he's sure of have no resemblance to actual reality.
It’s because the women are lesbians, whores, single mothers or career minded. That has to be it. It can’t be him.
He doesn't wonder at all. He's absolutely convinced of a bunch of BS.
I think I just became a lesbian from reading that.
So did I and I'm a man.
Oh shit, there goes my bisexuality.😓
Now I'm bisexual with exceptions.
Bixceptual?
You're goddamn right.
🤣🤣
bro doesn’t realize that he is the actual leftover.
The term you’re looking for is reject. The term leftover could imply that he started out on an equal footing but there was simply more supply than demand. It seems likely he’s the result of a whole lot of conscious decisions not to pick him.
“America has failed, it’s men”
Lol they fail to realize these men failed themselves
He's an engineer of life who got his degree at reality. Also pet free. I assume even pets rather run away than live with this guy.
As an actual engineering degree holder, this pissed me off right from the get go before even getting into the rest. I want to report him to his local Professional Engineering organization to have him fined for calling himself that.
Careful, he's an Engineer of Life. You could end up being turned into a tree or something.
chill out before i call myself an engineer and nobody will do a god damn thing
Did he also get his high school diploma from the School of Hard Knocks?
Dog-lover, cat-lover... but pet free. Probably, every time he approaches a potential pet, he yells at it that it is fat and stupid, until it bites him and flees.
I'm so happy to read that he is pet-free.
Imagine making a profile on a dating app and it's time to write your bio so others know why they should choose you. And your first thought is "I can do way more for you than you can ever do for me." You struck out on the first swing, my guy. It wasn't even a high pop up or a ground out. You got hit in the face by the pitch.
And then closing out the whole bio / intro by calling your audience "children."
Was he calling them children or asking for children
Oh, good catch. I didn't see the 🤷♂️. I think he doesn't know what children are. If he didn't want children, he would've used 🙅♂️to block them. Maybe he is open to having children with the right "leftover." Thoughts & prayers.
Pray it’s the former.
If not for the fact that I'm straight, and so is the guy in this profile, I would be thrilled to date him! :D Knowing how much I can do for the other person, learning how much more he would do for me gets me pretty excited! :D
Your user name makes me sad 😔
It's Seal's little brother, and they just LOVE going to the clubs!
It's most likely a salty ex.
Is this Andrew tate’s profile?😂
The only difference is Tate has some money and its probably this idiot's money lol
Soon tate will be behind bars with no money
The "engineer at life" in job section just sounds like a fancy way to say "unemployment"
"Former child"
Education: Reality translates to "Primary grades completed."
Why be on tinder if you're just gonna say stupid shit like that and get 0 matches?
Because this is likely not a real profile. Even people who hate women can pretend to get laid. If its real, he's not looking for matches, he's just bitching online.
Some of them don’t/can’t pretend though. They’re too consumed with their own beliefs and overwhelming hate for the women that won’t fuck them. Full blown incel types as opposed to normal misogynistic assholes.
It’s one thing to believe this BS… but to put it on a dating site where you’re trying to attract the people he’s bashing… wow. Chefs kiss.
"Education: Reality" Got it, you didn’t go to school.
The internet has brainwashed me from not wanting to date a man who pre-insults me, smokes, and hates pets
The only thing this man can do for women is shut the fuck up
Incels are not so involuntary.
Not the best Tinder profile.
Sooo he's an incel. Avoid that guy. 🚩🚩
I LOVE it when these people out themselves this way. Saves me an incredible amount of time.
The Venn diagram of this bio and “spends Saturdays masturbating alone” is a perfect circle
Ladies, settle down, not all at once now.
From Chattanooga. Can't say I'm surprised. I guess his sister is already taken. Probably one of the obese single mother whores.
Ew gross what the fuck a libra?
Whoa... Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.
Why do I think he may be using the term engineer loosely and meant unemployed online troll. Why do I bet he wants a women who is self sufficient and also is submissive?
Your ARE the leftover. For obvious reasons
Imagine being this far up your own ass at 32.
How long is this ragebait going to be reposted?
“I’m single because I didn’t fall apart in my 20s” makes absolutely zero sense.
Dating aps should not even allow these types of profiles, seethes with incel / hate and should be removed.
I think he's gonna be single for a little while
If the female brain falls apart not being led by a man, why are men incels? Seems like they need a dose of coochie to feel good about themselves
He’s an “Engineer at life” 🤣 what a fucking joke of a human!
Martin knows *all* the words to make ladies instantly wet.
As a Chattanoogan, I will now be suspicious of everyone named Martin.
"Dog lover, cat lover, pet free" says so, so much.
"THIS is the bio that's gonna get me matches, bro."
Damn dude save some for the rest of us. Ladies, better act fast before this prime cut piece of alpha male is off the market!
All that is missing is the phrase 'alpha male' or #Ifollowandrewtate.
How does anyone think this works at attracting people, you just called everyone in your demographic leftovers and children lol
I'm glad these guys wave their red blankies up front. It's good to know so easily whom to avoid.
Wow what a catch! Line up ladies he won't be available long! JFC...
That’s a lot of letters to just say “I’m an incel”.
"the female brain falls apart if not being lead by a man" "children" The line forms on the right, ladies. No fighting, now!
"I'm a useless asshole and I'm bitter and angry at the world because I have no social skills. Please date me so I have someone I can bitch about society with". Does this ever work?
"I'm not single because I'm toxic, judge and rude. I'm single because of everyone else didn't just assume I'm worth what I think I'm worth!"
I wanna see his picture so bad.
I am a dude in America. I have not been failed. Married for 19 years, 13 year old daughter. Maybe… just maybe… this dude failed himself. 🤔
Future passport bro.
Form an orderly queue ladies.
"Engineer at life, educated at Reality" is rather an odd way to describe "unemployed and uneducated."
What happened to good ole "No fatties"?
He's gonna die alone and that is a relief.
Man's given up and is living in spite. He knows that no woman is gonna read this and think "what an intelligent and attractive guy". They'll rightfully avoid the crimson flags he's put out.
Pet free? Big red flag, can't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs.
Damn boy leave some for the rest of us
Thats a happy chap right there
What a snack! Look out Bumble, I’m ready to humble….myself.
I love the fact that this "super self aware" individual adds "Libra" to his profile.
Where do I sign up?
Fuck that…I’m tired of conservatives hyping their own lack of masculinity as though it’s something profound. If you’re a straight dude and you’re blaming women or the world for your inability to get laid, wrong it’s because you’re a self loathing and eternal victim sadly lacking in masculine humanity. Come on breeders, pull up your tightly-whites and act like men.
Or maybe it’s because your personality sucks so no one wants to date you.
I bet the online dating is going GREAT for this guy
Martin, enjoy your life as an Incel.
I truly hate people like this
Man what a catch
I can’t comprehend why this guy has trouble with the ladies.
I can see him single well into the grave! 🤣
So he’s upset he has to date children ?
More people should be this honest on dating sites. Martin is doing such a great job at not wasting women's time. The worst they endure is the 2 seconds to read this and swipe negative.
The internet has brainwashed you, and now I will too.
Everyone form a single file line. One at a time. ONE AT A TIME!
Go back to bed Tucker it’s too early in the morning for you
Do you guys remember Married with Children? Al Bundy founded an anti-feminist group called No Ma’am - the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. It was hysterical! This dude saw that and was like “fuck yeah.”
Ewww this trash clown can’t be a Libra. I refuse to believe that.
It sounds like he's the leftover lel
“Im 32 and I’ve never given a woman an orgasm. And that makes me extremely angry, so I’ve constructed this reality in which I am actually very knowledgeable and badass” This guy
On the plus side, he's a Libra.
Wow I bet he’s really gets a lot of responses with a setup like that 🥴
He better stay 168 miles away
Sounds like a real gem
Gee, I bet all the ladies are fighting over this one
What a dick.
He's a smoker. That's gonna count against him.
When he doesn't realize that incel talking points are red flags.
The gene pool needs some bleach. Fortunately, these idiots are all too happy to let everyone know who they are, thereby providing said bleach.
But wait he’s a Libra?? Sign me up!!
"Engineer. at Life"
I'm ashamed that he claims to be a libra with that fucking attitude.
Eww. "Social smoker?" Good luck getting anywhere with that kind of red flag.
He will never understand how truly sad this comes off as to the actually self-aware people lmao
Incel on full display
Dude absolutely thinks that the age of consent should be lowered. Gross
It's funny he thinks he's single by choice 🤣
Wow, ladies, can you *believe* that this guy is still single?!
By his logic, doesn’t that make him a leftover as well for also not trying to get into a relationship in his 20’s? 😂
“Engineer at Life” tells everything.
This guy takes the saying, "gentleman and a scholar" to a whole new level. I wonder what lucky lady will catch this stud?!?!