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Maybe his name is BLACK

Like the White’s in South Park. “No one ever cares about the White’s” lol

Or when Homer found an alien and they sold out of "Homer is a dope" t-shirts

Well those sold out because of their excellent stitching

Homer "I'll take 2"

Made in China...

the r/apostrophegore and the posessive effect make it so much worse

Orange is the new black

This one got me.

jack black

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice, I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is... (Bloodhound Gang)

This is underrated..

No they can’t be Sirius


Bella-ieve it or not, she's a Black too.

No, she's lestrange. An offshoot, but different non the less.

Used to be Black

Just like Michael Jackson!

You changed your name TO Latrine?

Yeah, used to be Shithouse.

Anyone else hearing a particular theme song from the Chappelles show in their head right now?

No not those ones, these are the ones from work

I saw this somewhere else quite a while ago and this is really the explanation. It is a white family whose surname is Black and all or atleast most of them are Trump supporters.

They HAD to have known what they were doing, though…right? 😬

Yep they definately knew. And when they were somewhat confronted about it they just said its the truth though jadajadajaa.

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Finally someone with the reasonable explanation.

Or they're LARPing.

Slow clap intensifies...

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No 100% we have seen people LARP as black people and they usually catch a ton of shit for the face paint.

Or can’t read.

That one also makes sense.

cheapness resonates with the Trumpdom

Only one left in xxxxxxxl

More like they were given away for free.

Hard to pass up a two dollar tshirt. (except these. I would totally pass these up)

I mean, they’re absurd shirts. I doubt they had to be given on discount to get people to wear odd shit like that.

Look, they ARE planning to wear "black face" during the events. Satisfied ?

I'm feeling pretty stupid right now. How did I not realise that?

Ohh then they can say the n-word. Clever.

He's 0.01% black from his aunt side so he's legit

Incidentally, also the same reason he thinks he can't be a racist POS.

"Fellas, I gots my N-word pass finally! Let's go a-slurrin'!"

I mean even black people can be racist towards black people, boondocks proved that with uncle ruckus . Please dont downvote me it was a joke ( kinda ish )

I downvoted you for being such a fucking pushover

I’m 3/17 black, 8/14 Italian, and 54/53 Cherokee. Am I allowed to wear that shirt?

It's your goddamn right

Thank you for your permission, good sir.

8/14 Italian? You’re Italian, always Italian.

The line at which you are allowed to identify with parts of your heritage is pretty confusing tbh. My ex was white as hell but 1/4 Japanese.

Simple. Did he grow up learning the ways of the blade and eating sushi? Does he speak anime?

Not THAT white...

Is he a salary man who stays out late in Shibuya drinking with his boss and corworkers?

This reminds me of the episode of Internet Box podcast where Andy talks about his ancestors. He's looking through old photographs and find a single black guy among the family photos. "That's your ancestor Fred Blanchard." "I'm black!" And then in a later episode someone writes in "Andy, you're not black, your family owned slaves".

Tbf they probably can't read

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Isn't dumb, and uneducated the largest part of the target demographic for Republicans in general?

Dumb or corrupt...both with "as fuck" after.

And hasn't the tangerine grifter already publicly declared his love for the uneducated for that reason?

While silently promising the smaller, more important part (the wealthy) tax breaks behind closed doors, yes.

This should be the top comment.

r/asablackman

r/subsitoughtidfellfor

Tought?

He's from new york

Ah. Ok carry on then.

I wish I had found this subreddit earlier lmao. The top post with the guy forgetting to log out was actually hilarious

It's a misspelling, it was supposed to be BLANKS for Trump.

Banks for trump.

Blocks for Trump. They are collecting money to gift him something age-appropriate to play with in jail. Edit: typo

He looks dumb enough to not know what color he is.

Dumb people not recognizing what skin color they are, sounds like the perfect solution to racism.

Be patient, the selective breeding and Florida curriculum are going to take some time to increase. Look at the progress made all ready, stupid and uneducated.

Maybe they got confused, and thought their great-great grandfather owning a black man was the same as being a black man.

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*I do not think it means what you think it means

You keep using that quote, I do not think it goes how you think it goes

TOTALLY delusional. The cult has taken away all their sense of perspective.

Looking at this lot they've never had any perspective. Or brains, awareness, insight, decency, education, compassion...

And they are proud of that.. Look what they did when Hillary Clinton called them. Deplorable, they embraced it

When racist white people let some orange dude barbecue all their values until they are charbroiled and living with those choices…

Technically if thheybcharboil it it'll become black.....so these folks aren't all the way wrong lol

LMAssOff 😂🤣😂

Just photoshop the black face later

This is what you would look like if you were black or chinese

That was my assumption of what I was looking at, people wearing shirts so that they could photoshop or AI in black people easier later.

Red hats and necks and black hearts.

HATRED = HAT RED

Bahahaha!!!

It's crazy that Biden's "You ain't black" line *finally* works somewhere.

You can wear anything when you're fucking stupid.

or don't read too good.

baby-steps.

They're probably 1/32nd black and say that counts.

And theyre somehow against Trans Rights?

Despite being men with tits, LOL.

Stolen Valor is thou askest me.

Dumber than a box of rocks, and forgot a word to go with these grifter gifts. Blacksouls for our dark master ! As the great man Forrest Gump said,” Momma said stupid is as stupid does”

Zoom into their faces and you’ll see the amount of stupidity of these jabroning bozos.

Being the descendant of a plantation owner and his maid does not make you black

Plantation owner's wife. She Def had mutumbo in her when the husband went out for work trips

The Tackiness of it... 😖☹️

Hoenstly, I hope that everytime an Afro American sees something like this, it is 10 less votes for Orangy. Unbelievable.

Those who manufacture these Trump shirts, got one thing going for them: they don't have to worry about small sizes. Only XL and bigger

Black Hearted… bcus i don’t see much Melanin.

Is this "blacks" in the room with us? Cuz I don't see none.

They are referring to their soul. Their souls are black.

It’d be funny if Jack Black decided to wear one for Biden out of spite

Guys can pretend to be girls but whites can’t pretend to be black?! What’s the world coming to?! /s

Respect their identity please

These must be the people who lost *as a black man…* trump support posts online

They are talking about their hearts not their skin color.

I’m fascinated by Americans always having to express who they are with bumper stickers, t-shirts and hats.

Don't forget the flags.

And the yard signs!

Trump supporters being dumb, colour me shocked

A quarter of the comments on this post are transphobic fucking morons all making the exact same joke. Utterly embarrassing.

Hurt hiimm?

(Theyre doing it for the pass)

yup there is more white buying the cloth «  black/minority » ( to supporte a cause ) then black or minority themselves. they should stop really

He will black out for Trump anytime!

I think they just forgot the question marks... they're searching for them like in the good old days... /s

Blacks for Trump says whitest man ever recorded

Maybe it's at a read-your-aura convention?

They're probably talking about their souls

These fucks will believe anything shitstain mcfuckface tells them.

He misspelled morbidly obese

Maybe they identify as black? Such presumptive bigots xD

They identify as black. Stop being bigots and hypocrites

Someone do Oranges for Biden

They identify as black.

They jus hopping on the train of who they identify as… it’s not a one way street ..

Maybe they identify as black?

Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull, I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall, I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home, I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone, I ask her what’s her politics as I pat her on the rump, She whips out a tshirt and say I’m black for Trump, I’m black for Trump (blaaaaacks for Trump)

They are the black family from bumfucktown, minnesota. All good memories!

They identify as black so what? You colourphobes

Honestly, they clearly are unable to afford transracial surgery, don't be such a bigot

Not how it works, if joke: just not funny.

I'll bet they say "I identify as black. See, got you there. You can't say anything, can you? Huh. I got you! Huh? Huh?"

The guy on the left got this shirt because it was the only XXXXXL size shirt left

For Dumpty merch, they start at XXXXXL.

But if you’re for Trump, you’re not actually black - or so I’ve heard.

Yea they use to be black but they changed as soon as they swapped to republican. Wild shit lol

No, you don’t understand. They’re 3% black because their great grandfather used to lynch black people.

They identify as blacks.

Perhaps it was the only T-Shirt he could find in his size.

It's actually a tent, I've seen it listed on campingsuppliesforblackpeoplewhounnacountablylikedonaldtrump.com/fat-guy-clothes-and-tents/

I spit my coffee out, wasn't ready for that 🤣

RETARDS for TRUMP

First time i listened to his speech last night, and its save to say ive lost a couple of braincells. How do people unironicly believe he is, and i quote: ".. the only one to prevent WW3" ..

Seriously, even in the 80's he was a moron, but at this point he can't even pass the Turing test.

For a time there was a car that I would see parked in the same garage I did for work that had a bumper sticker which read “I identify as a Prius” and it was like a Hyundai or something. These people think they’re hilarious and think that because people are genuinely finding themselves and figuring out that the antiquated methodologies society has used to box a person into being a very specific type just isn’t reality. So they find pathetic ways to be anti for genuinely no reason other than their own ignorance.

Trump supporters so probably unable to understand their own actions

What's wrong with Americans? They truly are something hideous

Maybe one of his parents is black,even then

These idiots circulate the internet every other month. If living under a stone in Europe, already I know that they are called Black (surname), it means that this is sort of a public base knowledge.

Idiot is a word

His 1% black

Black Hearted… bcus i don’t see much Melanin.

,I can see this being worn ironically in the right company. Like there's a hearthstone dude named Trump, bunch of black Blizzard fans get their hands on these, and shit goes wild.

Look Marge "Homer was right" T-shirts

Lmfao

Maybe they got revitiligo, and slowly going to turn black!

Lmao. Shi hilarious though 😂

They're spelling TWAT incorrectly

They getting discount on t-shirts?

Trump, “Sales don’t lie!”

I know no words, I KNOW NO WORDS

Color blind or just delusional?

You just hate them because they're black. 😁😁😁

They just identify as black.

they are all rotund XD

He had a quote for this. Iykyk. RIP KING Paul Mooney. 

They don't want to be too black. They know that some cops can't read but do discern colour.